The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 10, 1922, Page 4

PAGE FOUR «THE BISMARCK TRIB UNE ‘shelter, a smaller percentage of its:income than i 7 7 7 : maineaal the Dostottive; Diemarek, NoaD.y, as Secona |i" 1901. The percentage spent for fuel and light | OH, LOOK WHAT CAME THROUGH THE MAIL TODAY! H Class Matter. lremained about the same, but there was a big - - GEORGE D. MANN a - . a Editor gain in clothing and other expenditures. | eget or = cies PanearentalliGe o, In terms of buying power, or income, it costs | Hess to live now than 20 years ago. But we buy) Hi ; ee ide: PETROM g. more things, hence “the cost of high living.” | : PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH : —— | NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. | UNUSUAL | MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS | Over in England, 110 years ago, wool was shorn | 5 Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use : for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or!from two sheep at 5 o’clock in the morning. In| hi is ii i i 21 | i | aoe caerioked heres ip eile papers and: 80 ee local 14 hours the wool had been washed dried, spun, | All rights of republication of special dispatches herein |dyed, woven into cloth and tailored into a coat. | s are also reserved. (Panos S H 3 are also reserve’) Siy Richard Throckmorton has the coat now, MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION lan heirloom o | Daigo cxtlan per oie PAYABLE, UN Rucetey | Our ancestors weren't so slow, after all. When i é Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). 7.20|it came to fast production, they could but didn’t. | 5.00 | Modern man produces fast, because he has to. No; when some member of the family gets | into the movies? ' 7 When getting up on a cold morning hubby’s motto is “Women First.” Wonder if a conference in Cannes INTHE Fi THE FURNACE, f is a put up job? ('M FREEZING. Some beauty is only rouge deep. Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck). 4 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota....tesesee++ 6.00} THE STATES OLDEST NEWSPAPER ‘necessity for it.110 years ago. Necessity is the! Texas is using airplanes to locate (tills. The stuff is high... | : ‘eternal and universal prod. ; (Established 1873) ere | By the way the North Pole is mov- e GE FGao H 5 > | ing around it must be trying to keep | ; COSTLY | from getting discovered. | h a milli 9 i ig! ates, | / DINNER More than a million changes in freight rates, Dunn and Bradstreet can't tell you how much a friend is worth. a ‘ mostly downward, have been made in the last 14| says E. I. Lewis, of the Interstate Com-! Millions are wondering where their next meali will come from. Other millions wonder how long | months, their meal-ticket will last. imerce Commission. Department of Agriculture say “A> good} Think of the enormous bookkeeping involved ir covering of snow is proving beneficial to the wheat the bill. crop. The weather has been generally beneficial | More economical, if rediictions in freight rates | to deciduous fruit orchards in California. If strikes make coal higher we can get foreign money to burn. ~ It being unlawful to play checkers outdoors on Sunday in Boston what do they do for exercise? All:were made “horizontally”’—everything cut a cer- | Maybe that corner around which classes of livestock are generally in good condi-|tain percentage at the same time. Bookkeeping | Sia ci a cao tion, due to the mild weather and abundant food.” |is the biggest item of overhead, eclipsing even : Nature, exceptionally.friendly to Americans |the landlord.’ last_year,. prepares for another horn of plenty. ‘ And we, boasting. of our’ brains, haven’t intelli- | We all look sheepish after getting fleeced,.,, y /When2we ude fnristranger over the phone ye always shope he is a big man, f2t' hice i if "SLANG | gence enough to handle the simple job of crop dis-|. Army slang phrases are being gathered up, fo! An old distillery is turning out 1000 gallons of varnish daily. On sale at |permanent records .in, the British Impertal War: leading bootleggerics. ‘Museum, Odd | soldier expressions, such as | '“blighty” and “gone west” will be preserved for | ly our period and| tribution to those. who need it. WOOD As babies, we rock inswooden cradles. Life is |future scientists who will si one piece of wood after another. Finally the un- analyze its mob-insanity. $ dertaken puts us away in’wood. Wood at the be-| W ! ' i * : | ee erta Sa i - ise move! Common notidn'is that slang of |* aa ; 1 WIN ginning, all through life and at the end. ‘today becontes correct language of tomorrow. I. PEOPLE'S FORUM |: DS Where-are vo adi ale i : Se pe Aes +. a ‘de bases 2 ° Wind of the Northland, buoyant and free, : ate you reading this? Look about. |Scmetimes. Not always. ; ‘Skidoo, once mad-| HEFEUE N. DeoiFeh. 7.109: : Beinviate a breathiot that fecen lime, , Count the articles you can see that are made of |dingly popular, is dead. Writings of George Ade, | ro the ‘Editor of Tie ‘Tribune, Bis- Where Aurora-Boreas lights the skie: wocd. Ina steel railroad coach? Wooden ties, |slang king, will be studied in future colleges, with| marek, N. D: i With a radiance shat ssierand sublines under the rails, are supporting you. The engine explanatory footnotes, as weird phenomena of ‘aot Piece iobieuch'n eter, Lord of the Air, with the bean of si0v, burns coal, a form of wood. expression in our time. lin the Tribune of Feb. dth. Turning the pond to a glare of ice, j ane . 3 | oe ore { @usIn; lestruction wherever you 2. Life without wood would be next to impossible. | |\ at apres Mae thei iudes.thiat ex: | : oe tae : i k i penses should be curtailed and taxes Yet very little is being done to replenish our wood | MUTUAL lowered and that a great deal of supply, the forests. Four-fifths of them have : yee i rganizations, represent-|™Money has been squandered or care- Bas sal Pe i Farmers cooperative Or ganiZay He Sano 000 | es! spent the last few years al-. I stroyed. ¢ 511,383 farms, did a business of $806,000, though that has happened in private: business as well as in. public affairs; ! but the indebtedness already incurred! { | ‘The most serious operation is Lav- i ing your pay cut. ‘Since women smoke openly lots of them can blow rings with “the first d.garet they ever smoked.” A grin a day Keeps old age away. When putting in crops farmers will Please note that corn makes meal but not a meal.” Ony reliable sigh of spring is when mother starts cleaning house. Wind of the Eastland, courageous and strong, Like to the warrior’s speeding bow : Wonder if Arbuckle’s case: will be You rush; at the sound of your strident, voice, three times and. out. : The tall pine shakes, and the oak bends low;: —— While you moan and sigh on a stormy night, : "Hot air and cold feet go together. Like some tortured soul that has been condemned, ae ' To the depths of darkness forever banned, ‘Women who marry to become pets From the frown of foe, or the smile of friend. always lead a dog's life. ‘in 1919, says the census. That is small, alongside, industrial organiza-| must be paid) and the expenditures | must be curtiled before taxes can be| lowered or canceled. ii JOHN D. ( In 20 years John D. Rockefeller has given $126,- iticns, but it is more important to the consumer. ’ ADVENTURE OF Wind of the Southland, with fragrant breath, | 788,094 to teachers and schools, through his edu- | Farmers, long-suffering from isolation, now| | The judgé would caitce} all real Ot apice anal marth feomthesOrlent : ser board. — ee are strongly. organized, Only a question of a few | fits se ee At cae ihe yen Pictures of caravans fall and rise, | | : TEER sae i a No ern ROA nil rye ee ona mera eee rier ec Te en ade pea 2 ann | _THETWINS | is best handled by attacking poverty at its sources i rough cooperative agencies. | efit the loun companies more than the! Mhere the trayelers testachd: neyo y i¢—_—___—_—- ec F jand their crops sold, through coopé 4 \tarmers. He! will -firia’ that in most) * » Tire from, the heat of their desert ride, nef: By Olive Barton Roberts | Glad for the respite of the night, 5 ‘And the gleaming stars‘in the heavens wide. “Teakettle Town!” called out Scoot- j along, who appeared to be engineer, brakeman and conductor of the funny little train, all rolled into one. With a that they came to a standstill and Busking said they, had better get out. ‘A fat, puffy little fairy saw them and came running up. “Hello there, Nancy and Nick, I saw you.” The twins looked puzzled. “I beg your pardon, but who are you?” asked Nancy, timidly. “] was rattling the lid on your grandma's teakettle one day when ‘you and your brother came in, I was “ playing a merry tune and the cat was purring contentedly. I remember that you said you wondered, if there were any words to my tune. I couldn't answer you then, ‘but I can oe cases where thf taxés are far behind: —ignorance and disease. Kill these two monsters | on the land there fs“a heavy mort-! and poverty automatically will vanish. Such. is) MAIL . 1 gage on the land anil’ the delinquent) the interesting philosophy of John D. : « ‘ ; . | If you had ae bet v9 a a D Liti Fifty leading postoffices in October sold $21,-| tax is only a small item compared! ity s y, could you spend it in @) G99 499 worth of stamps, compared with $13,281,-| with the, hack interest accumulated | wiser way? If so, how? '748 in October, 1913 en the loan’and in a great many i Bringing the joy of a task well done; i - i “ s Rockefeller, if he lived 300 years, would go a! ae this will not be paid’ By the present Silently, silently onward you steal i > é e | | Encouraging! It indicates that a tremendous | owner ‘put’ will have. to be paid be-: Fanning the brow that is damp ‘with sweat, step further and. recognize. war. asthe leading | : fore the title is transferred H i i i oe Ey i i i ing; vw, e : f i Cooling'the lips.that are parched and dry, cause of disease and ignorance. ieffot, to sl business going fullblast, is being; you wilt rarely find the taxes de-| Striving to :nake as Zorgive and Zorget. 'made by mil. ( ; Haquen if the ‘land is free of other; ; aks sae incumbrances, ':~ i > A \ *Part’of the gain is due to people writing more TL tAthus onrdtae laws need chalig-| L’ Envoi and more letters.each year. You probably write] ing and the tax, payers should learn j ‘ r y * F | to put sound business men into of:| Pure as the touch of an agel’s lips, On a baby’s face imprest, Calm as the notes of a vesper hymn, Are the zephyrs from the west. Wind of the Westland, calm and serene, ‘ \ Like to the night when the day is donc, Softly descending from out “the sky, HAIR A red-headed person has about 90,000 growing ; J out of the scalp. Speaker says this at convention jand get at least three times as many letters as 10; g0."ana not dreamers, theorists ant} of ir- ears ago. radicals such as we ‘haye been af-} New England hair. dressers. ae y' flicted with the last few years. The figure seems unbelievably large. Yet it is ; MATT, CROWLEY. | } —Florence Borner. SCIENCE low. Brunets average 110,000 hairs, blondes | ; | aSaaee catia 3 «| . 's this is fairyland and you can ae te . i? 7 % om een ea q . now, as this is fa! = ie ene ey en ater area tee br caleguacseanel| With the Movies 1/2. 1 wit surely nay women wt" | nuadoy, at Baer Ha ur, understand. me, | ‘There were words cientists, claiming prehistoric man was as that Harvard chemists,,after do years 9 a . - cai ry ve | jadi thoy went! ee gz Pp £43 f Adv.]day nights. Bret music and! «poppity, uppity, impity, bing, floor in state. 10c a dance. The water's boiling and I can sing, Get out the sugar and spoons and a tea, Clifford’s Skating Rink is Tmpity, aipaley.\pongity, eee” hairy as a monkey, say that thinness of hair or have accurately’ determined the atomic weight of | BARRYMORE AT ELTINGE k baldness is a sign of superior mentality. Future /40 of the 90 or tore ¢ ae of which| Lionel Barrymore; called “Lionel) Dg you know about the new UM a . p AS P Pee is ‘the Magnificent” forihis remarkable peek 4 men all bald as eggs, isethe prediction. ithe earth is made, ans eT | bee ocmncee vn NewYork and Chi-| New one paige ley Gay F athe : If the scientists are’ right; the red-heads must, This research was not cariied on for a “prac- | cago, is seen on the screen at the | Jones. oner*919. . P.O. open. 10c in the afternoon and) wt) good thing you didn’t come ' : ltinge theater tonight in’ “Boomerang { 634. 3, evening. Free on Sunday. in earlier and stand and'stare at me.” be a super-race. ‘tical purpose,”..but. eventually it will have one.| pii.”” ‘This play was one of Barry- | - ‘went on the quffy teakettle fairy.” — s X-rays and, radium were discovered during re-| More's greatest, He now is appearing | “Why?” asked Nick, ee i a aes, in “The Claw” in Chicago. Ashton; « 2] r DEFLATING search without thought of practical application. | stevens, in the Chicago ‘Herald-Exam- | ee. ane petened Ee vatned Armour & Co., meat packers, summarize their |Faraday,. experimenting with wires and magnet- nee saya. that ak ie worth eon te | ikettles don’t, either, Steam fairies akg iF = are queer that way, if Ido say it my- 1921 loss ‘b; cho ng 4 : i vas ani 7 ientifi iosity ee | ss ‘by ackhowledging that property’ and |ism, was animated only by scientific curiosity, yet |rymore. | ae eT aust ‘be off. L.nave 10 stocks have depreciated in'value. Then they urge: |he opened the doors to modern electrical engineer- “The greatést:industrial’ good would result if ring: eaheiy t the management of every ‘business in'the United! Scientists discover truth. Engineers put it to States would honestly and unselfishly: take the work. full measure of its losses, wipe the business slate | clean and start over again on the basis, of today, | rather than of yesterday or last year.” EDITORI AY, REVIEW i Eventually—why not now? a i Comments, reproduced in this column may or may not |) express the opinion of The Tribune. They are. presented here | inorder that our readers may have both sides of Important issues || which are being discussed in the press of the day, | WOMEN About 12,000,000 women are on payrolls in the Unted States, says. a government report. That. means, one out of four workers are women and | girls. | EMPORIA VS. NEW YORK | For the last three or four weeks the editorials Woman is becoming financially independent, |i” Judge have been signed by the editor of the; but the home is not in any great danger. Dan Gazette. So a story got abroad in the town that! Cupid attends to that. Typewriters, bookkeeping, ‘the editor of the Gazette would go to New York) cash registers and factory benches lose their lure 0 be the editor of Judge—which is absurd, | when nature calls for more babies. | New York is a large town, so far as popplation | ROBBERY night. But, man for man, Emporia is a better A thief, on a train, stole overcoat, hat and town, and though the night life of Emporia closes | gloves belonging to Congressman Warren I. Lee, practically at 11 o'clock, one has to sleep some) Brother Lee can console himself with this: |time and the sleeping arrangements in Emporia Maybe it wasn’t a thief. Maybe it was just some |between midnight and 7 o'clock. are far. ahead-of | | citizen, distracted by making out income tax re- janything New York has to offer. And that is to) port, masquerading as a tax-collector. ibe considered. | : | ‘The editorials for Judge, therefore, will be writ-| LUXURY ten in Emporia, and sent by mail or wire to New Fifteen years ago, only the richest people could York. The editorials for the Gazette and its édi affcrd autos. Now autos are common, one for terial policy—poor thing that it is—will be made every 10 Americans. Standards of living have jin Emporia. “I never,” said Mrs. Micawber, look- advanced. ‘ ling at her husband in adoration, “shall desert Mr. National Industrial Conference Board finds that Micawber.”—W. A. White in the Emporia, in 1918*the average family, spent,.dé6r food! and Gazette... - ‘ & | derstand. these troubles and the physi- | 'yoes, and it has a lot of things going on every |* Barrymore is sezn in “Boomerang; Bill” jn a characterization said to b more magnificent, than any he has ye’ cone. The Elting2 management is highly gratified at being able to get this picture of perhaps the greatest emotional actor in America today, heze for two showings, tonight and to- morrow night, WOMAN'S ILLS MAKE UNHAPPY ° HOME { There is no question but what the ills of women conspire against domes- tic harmony. The husband cannot un- cian finds it hard ‘to cure then; therefor2 the overworked. wife and mother continues to-drag around day. in and day’ out with headaches and backache, fretful ‘and nervou Such women should be guided by the experience of. women whose ict | ters we are continually publishing in this «pap Many of them di that they have béen resto) health, strength and consequent. hap- pi by Lydia ‘E, Pinkham’s Veget- z Compound after doctors and all other medicines had failed to help Would Rather Fight Than Work “TL suffered for ye: with stomach trouble and‘ could not eat and just hated for anyone to say work to me I would rather fight. Since taking a qourse of Mayr's Wonderful Remedy I actually want to work, and talk about eat, | am the last one to leave table. y.’ It is a simple harm- removes the hich causes practically all stomach, liver and intestinal ailments, includ- ing appendicitis. One dose will con- vince or money refunded. For sale at yélruggists, baa HR THeLccos wr So BLYUS, SversiTs CHEER LP, THE WORST 13 NET To ComG! Haw-Haws se teach a million steam fairies my song ltoday so they can, wobble teakettle lids and make cats and folks happy.” !And away he went, humming, “Pop- pity, uppity, impity, bing” in a sing- song voice. Scootalong blew his whistle just then. “All aboard for Dew Town,” he called, It’s the next station along the line.” So the three of them, Nan- lcy, Nick and Buskins took: their. seats again in the funny little train, the like of which they had never scen. (To be continued) (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service >~——_____.___—-+ || A THOUGHT FOR |. TODAY | —_—_—_— Therefore, putting away lying, speak every man truth’ with his neighbor; for we are members one of another—Ephesians 4:25, All the wisdom, all the beauty, { have lived for unawares, Came upon mo by the rote-of high- land rills. I have seen God walking there, In the solemn, soundless air, When the morning wakened wonder on the hills. —Odell Shepard. Fi trees eo a EVERY DAY | eee Today's word is IMPECCABLE. It’s ‘pronounced ip-pek-a-bull with accent on the second syllable. It means—faultless, free from er- ror, free from sinless. It comes from—tatin “in,” not, and “peccare,” to sin, It’s used like this— “When you «| write a business tetter, your English {should he impeccahle,” LEARN A WORD |