The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 9, 1922, Page 4

* PAGE' FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUN Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second | Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN - -. Foreign Representatives 5 G. 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Trusted employes, gone bad, are stealing $100,- | 000,000 a year. “Outside jobs”—ineliding hold-! ups, burglary and other forms of robbery—yield | additional plunder of $250,000,000. The total is $350,000,000: a year. An alarming figure? -Granted. But it’s less; than $3.50 a year for each American. Crooks are stealing only $1 out of each $154 of } the total arnount of the American people. i Be amazed at the great majority of honest peo- ple, not at the dishonesty of+a small minority of | crooks. 27 . 4 WIRELESS Eastern radio clubs protest against a govern-; ment ruling which prohibits them from broadcast: | ing music, concerts or news. These are allowed to; be sent only ¢ Some wire amateurs charge this is the first ¢ Step by corporate interests to obtain a monopoly | : of the ‘air. ; Gardner Motor Company. of the buggies, and the same $i! * ing in the metor industry. * of the 100 or more manufacturers of. passenger | . permanent. * companies will bring out such improvements as : producers thought , so, and cut out ‘a scene show- | | - produce more and better. t. - passenger autos and trucks last year, 928,750 of Haat Such monovely by natural processes, will be at- tempted later. For the present, the ruling is wise. | It aims to. confine “sending” to exper}s,.to pre-; vent the cluttering incident to two messages be-) ing received at the same time. Primary function of wireless still is saving life | at sea. Wireless “lines” must be kept open.’ . CONCENTRATED : The automobiley business: is. following: hie ‘path of buggies and farm implements; the industry concentrating in the hands of a few.- i This comment is by Russell E. Gardner, Jr., of | He says, 10 concerns manotagtire 90 per..cent ituation is develop- “Around 50 per cent automobiles are certain to fall by the way.” That may be the immediate prospect, but not | The auto is in its infancy. New) autos run by wireless power. "3 i SUGGESTION | Does it make you thirsty when you see liquor | flowing in a moving picturg?- One of the leading | ing wine glasses. This gets the andorsenfeHd ae Prohibition Com-/ missioner Haynes. If, inenforcing prohibition, we are to eliminate | all things which, by suggestion, press-agent liquor, |“ most.of the literature of the past will have to be|° burned.~ There wouldn’t be much of Charles Dick- ens left He usually had an ale-house in the! center of the stage or just around the corner. DOORS | A merchandising expert comments that nearly | all-the old-timé saloons had doors that opened in-' ward. Easier for customers to get in than out. The expert thinks this is a good tip for mer- chants. = More important.than the door,.though, is what’s on sale inside. If saloons had their ofd-time| stocks, they’d have a rush of business even if cus- | tomers had to sandpaper their fingers and enter y designated stations.” a6 LEADERS: Keeping the nation at peace with each other de- pends on “as much intercourse as possible betwixt ‘people and as little as possible betwixt ‘govern- iments.” ~ This comment is from the pen of Richard Cob- den, English statesman, economist and original enemy of tariffs. Cobden died 57 years ago. But his notion that ‘wars are caused by govérnments, not peoples, is as timely now as when he wrote it. Same thought probably ‘has occurred to mature intellects since \time began. Truth is the most obvious thing in life. the most elusive and disregarded. ’ Also, CROOKS © aie Unemployment frequently is blamed for the crime wave. Not so, say leading detectives and ipolice officials. , Read the news. “Six well-dressed young men, ! flourishing pistols, hold up bank.” vier robbed ie smartly tailored gang who escape jin large touring car.” ' Most of the important stealing is being done, \by fast-living gangsters, habitual criminals and! ‘lounge lizards. Don’t slander the jobless. Most of them are ‘honest, though often with empty stomachs and no ‘coal in the bin. CHANCE | Mrs. Edward Tak steps ‘off’ a stoamaniin in New ‘York and embraces her husband, whom she has ‘never seen before. She was wooed bymail-and married, by proxy. | How will this marriage turn out? After all, the Taks aren’t taking such ‘big | chances. They, at least, were spared the court- ‘ship pericd in which most epuples ‘deceive each ‘other by posing. 7 pilsidy folly ‘ollows. MOONSHINER _ Revenue officers arrested a moonshiner in Sa- line county, Ark. He had a 60-gallon still. In a signed confession, the moonshiner swore Ithat he never drank any of his own whisky, that he wouldn’t take a drink of it for $1000. Gents who are trying to keep .their noses si may have noticed that bootleggers usually igober. Not like the doctor who takes his own medicine. a ein eo Lie MEASURE AGE BY EXPERIENCE \ The $40,000,000 heiress, who will marry a work- mam 22 years younger than herself, doesn’t be- lieve years Tye much ‘to do with age. “She says her fiance’s § war experiences made him ‘“élder.than his years.” Plausible. Many a soldier in battle has aged 10 'yeay's in as many minutes. The shock of a domes- tic tragedy in a twinkling adds years to the one affected. A financial smash can turn.a gay young |sppndtheift into, a broken. old. wreck. Real age—which is a matter of mind and souk ‘is measured by experience, not time. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this olen may or ‘may frees me express the opinion of The Tribune. They are. presente in order that our readers may have both sides of important innges which are being discussed A the press of the day. WHY WRITE? At a recent meeting of a London literary club jan. author gave an address on the subject, “Why |Write?” Lest anyone should accuse him of adopt- Jing any pose of literary Pharisaism, he frankly jtreated his theme autobiographically, and for this \purpose set out arithmetically his motiyes (a) when he first began to write apd (b) at the pres- ent day. In the first case the total was made up| of 50 pey cent ambition, 25 per cent vanity, 20 per cent the urge to earn a Jiving and 5 per. cent some- ‘thing to say. ‘In the second case ambition: had dis- @ppeared and the proportions had changed to 50 ‘per cent earning a living, 25 per cent vanity, 25 ‘per cent something to say. Not -every author would be willing to dissect {his own motives so frankly and with so much sense | lof humor; and it is well that some one who is him- ‘self a writer should raise the curtain a little on \the Subject of the art and craft of writing.—Balti- | more News. ee FROM SENATOR TO JUDGE Senator Kenyon of Iowa yesterday announced “Payroll car- | by picking the lock of a bank vault. CHAMPIONS The world’s 16 greatest butterfat producing | cows are listed by Professor we W. Yapp, of Uni- versity of Illinois. { Fifteen of them are in the United States! | This is one of many proofs that tte American , farmer is the most progressive in the world. He raises so much food that it’s rotting‘on the | farms. Despite this, he’s constantly trying to FORD Henry Ford’s factories turned out 1,018,958) which came from American plants, says a final report, just issued. : of 4461 cars and trucks. That: makes his yearly | capacity about 1,500,000. ‘that he had accepted appointment as Federal ijudge for the Eighth circuit, which includes Min- inesota; and the senate paid him a pretty compli- ‘ment by promptly ratifying President Hastie jappointment in open session. ‘ No doubt Senator Kenyon will ae a fine; judge, and.in that respect: the country is t} be ‘congratulated. But nobody who has taken note ‘of Senator Kenyon’s public service in ‘the senate | is going to be especially happy about the change, for, it means that the senate is losing a good man who was doing good work there. Senator Kenyon is free, forward-looking, with strohg human sympathies that always.kept him thinking good of the many rather than the spe- cial interests of a few. These qualities will help with a better balance than some progessives in : ran a bicycle repair shop, he must feel dazed. = Couldn’t happen in any other country. America * beats: Aladdin’s cave, for some. pa fessor of the. lamented Senator Dolliver. jill be doing: welt indeed if it put: ‘invhis place:—Duluth: Herald. - him be a good judge, too, but they were particu- COVE: The record day was.July 14, with a production |larly useful in the senate. He is progressive, but pir the senate and therefore with a greater capacity When Henry looks back to the days when hejto do things. He was in all ways a worthy suc- Towa aman front your rupee or send 10c to Dr, | | I t Philadelphia; Feb, 9.—An.- inter tional romance, the details of whic! read more like the pages of a popular novel than a narrative of the “day’s| news, culminated Feb 4 in the mar-j riage of Anastase Andreivitch Vonsiat- skoy-Vonci now a workman in! a great locomotiye works near Phila- delphia, and Mrs, Marian B. Stephens, heiress to _$40,000,000 and society woman of New York, C€ go and Paris. é And to top the affair of€ in typica George M. Cohan style, the mult millionaire heiress and her pictures- que husband go to house-keeping a “Love Nest” —- a little cottage in Ridgley Park, Pa., so that the groom can be near the lo ive plant | where he ,‘iworks fol i The wading Ueeremony \ was per- formed inthe Greek;,Qethodox church on Easfl Ninety-Sixth ‘street, New York, For. this marriage the bride gave up her. affiliations with a Pro- testant churéh. 4 Mrs. Stephens] wito 45, is the daughter of'the late Névinat’ D. Ream, one cf the orgalizets bE the United States Steel @orporativn, ahd-:the for- mer. wife of’Redmond\D. Stephens, a well-known; Chicago lawyer and club- man. She and Stephens were married in Februaty, ‘1903. mney, were divorc-| ed in 1918." Ib. was partly throu ons’ fondness’ for'tiavel’ the 23-year-old Russfan-Pole, who is now her second husband, Story of Romance. But let young; Vonsiatskoy-Vonci- atsky tell of the extraordinary story of this romance. ‘He. -ist.employed now at the job of testing metal for locomotives in the course of con- struction at the plant of the Baldwin Locomotive Works at Eddystone on the outskirts of. Philadelphia. “T was borm.23 years ago in War- w, Poland. s there. years ago, ts, Stephen- "i My great-grandti aided .the Ru: B S against the Poles, and was rewarded by- the>Czar, with a great grant of land. y father was Andre Vonsiatsky, chief of the gendarmerie, (militar police) of Warsaw under he Russian regime. He was shot and killed in an uprising in 1910. “1 was dedicated to the army. I {was dn a military academy when the | F war broke out in 1914. I was too young then to fight. too. young when the Revolution broke out. -1 fled from the Bolsheviki and joined the army of Korniloff, the coun-/ ter-revolutionists.. When _Kornilofi, wag beaten, I toyght with ‘Deniken. | When Deniken was beaten, I fought with Wrangel. 1 was a lieutenant of the Uhlans Wounded Four Times “I was wounded four. times. Kven now, in my abdomen I bave a Bol- shevik bullet “When Wrangel was beaten, T had. to flee as a refugee. I made my way to Constantinople, thence to Paris “There I had no money. One must live. So I went, in the movies. I acted several parts. “It was at a musicale one night in that a met the lady who is mew: my wife. She was playing and I wa: armed as L wached. her fingers play over the keys. 1 was in love! “In Paris also I met the daughter of w high official of the Baldwin Lo- Vim, Vigor, Vitality FOLLOW WHEN YOUR BLOOD. 1S PURE Advice You Cannot rd to Overlook St. Paul, Minn—“I can. highly ‘recommend Dr. Pierce’s Goldén Med- ligal Discovery as a splendid tonic and blood purifier. In my boyhood I was ‘afflicted with ‘breaking out on my face, but after I took the ‘Golden Mediéal Discovery’ to tone up my system the pimples disappeared and T have never had ‘any since. I have als known of others who hav¢ tak- rv, Pierce’s Golden~Medical Dis- with great benefit as a blood and tonic, and I therefore e no he in recommending itsas a rel edicine for anyone to take who has impure blood or is in a run-down state of health.”—W. G. Barnoské, 154: cng les St. ! Here is My people owned vast ES y|Olgon, 1917 Ohio-Ave., Superior, < MRS. MARIAN'B. HAS WEDDED. SHE. U3 45, HIE TS 23. ~~ pht’ took her The bir The ros To be k That cam ao n The hills: were all Them Heaven’s doc But no artist: could y ee | comotive Works, and “many, other la-) dies, “Last summer. J was the’ guest? of Mrs... Ream, Mrs. Stephens’. mother, af Thomsonville, Conn, where they have ‘a, summer ‘home. 1 was there two months. “Then it was arranged ‘that ‘I be- come an apprentice at, the Baldwin works, “My object is tg fit myself. ‘tto De- come a representative of the Baldwin restored. Confidence in Future, , “Ah, yes, I am-confident th ‘dom will be restor d and lsoon, The. Rolsheviki~ wil] not last long. I do.not like them—no, 1 fought against them.* But much rath- er would I see -Lenin and Trotzky stay in control of Russ‘a than see it: become a democracy. sky. 1 ao not believe in a Russian democracy. Mrs, Stephens’ father left a fortune millions. A half century ago, before his rise to fortune, Norman B. Ream was 2: familiar figure on the stréets of, Os- ceola, lowa, where he might have been ad in overalls and cowhide NEVER WANTS ANYTHING ELSE “T tried: many. different kinds of cough medicines,towrites,Mrs, 1. K, “put I-never wantvanything el Foley’s Honey and Tar, ,1 u all my children and also for,my, gra child. It has aly done fine wo: Ze Re GAT ALONG: | od: the land with hi light as he came, ‘And the stars seemed to grow. dim and cold: ‘pecent, on. tht, fir works if the-.czan’s scyerement, ight petitions ae 1 hated. Keren- |- estimated at between forty Hind: sixty ]- THIS — IT'S AN: ae FROM THE HovseGHolp DEPARTMENT . STEPHENS, HEINE SS TO FORTY MILLIONS, AND|s5; ANASTASE ANDREIVITCH VONSIATSKOY: sop WHOM SHE “THE ‘RISING SUN / Glorer ‘ence nee Borner.) st, gold; ang to greet the new day, ae I ‘her face wet with dew, yy the first golden. ray, down as the light trickled thru.. crmison and gold, med to unclose— y the scene, As the sun in his majesty rese. A solutely, safe remedy for the relief of colds, coughs, croup and whooping! cough. Children like it and it cheeks sneezing and street * EVERY DAY 7 | “Rubber’ Heels Save’ Knocks,” reads | LEARN A WORD $9 Today's ‘word -is DIFFIDENT. It's’ pronounced yllable, timid, {t, means—Shy, reserved, bashtul. It comes from—Latin, “ais, ee not, ani “fidere,” to trust. It’s used like this—“Country-bred men are diflident. in the presence vi women.” we ¢—_—_____.__ ei» . A THOUGHT FOR TODAY Sa NSA SE STREET CUE SIENA witnesses, let us weight, and the shr-which doth so eas- ily beset us, and Jet us run: with pa- tience the race set before. us—He- brews: 1224, Oh, the days gone Dy! gone by! The music ofthe laughing lips, the luster of the eye; The childish faith in fairies, and Alad- din’s magic ring-—' The siniple,’ soul-reposing, glad beliet! in everything—. :| When: life was like a story, holding + ;neither sob nor sigh; In the golden; olden slory of the days gone by! CISTEN tO MONTE FINANCIAL PAGS |b - Obtain Dr. ces Golden Meas aR owey in in Siavid or tatfte egtie’s Intvalids’: PafLalo,|: Ne for trial pkg. ik eh NOU CLSTEN TO THS b— i ARTICCE FROM THE: “HOUSEHOLD DEPART. xou Pay ATTENTION TO. THS “SOU PCENTY TO {T'S ALSO AN 2 THAT WIte Give a iW (-) DSS ABOUT Iv. next victim. dif-fi-dent, with Wherefore, seeing we also are com. passed about with so great a cloud of lay aside every Oh, the days THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 9° If these new silver dollars -won’t stack up keep them rolling. _ oe Only. thing that scares a horse in town now. is. secing another horse. . + # Ford is making artificial leather from gunpowder. Approach these restaurant -steaks carefully. : acer ace West Virginia banker in a ¢oma eight weéks nearly reached a period. Pee Another chorus girl has married a millionaire for love. eee If everybody were rich how would hound dogs get raised? pier ay | | An English princes is paid $30,000 yeurly; but you have to be born for the job. of eR ; * A bad man is hard to fine. “Thief. Weds Vietim’s Daughter”— headline. A regular chicken’ thief. . Europe thinks fee pow-wows will | go to the bow-wows without us. ao o® | The man: whe thinks twice before he peaks usually” has a wife who speaks twies before. she thinks. You’ve got Sey Took sharp -to cut ! much ice. \ eae ost 3 The first almanac was published 1200 B.C. It is time to revise it. Cicer ait | . ., | Printeton asks parents not to give students autos. You can’t burn gas and midnight. oil at the same gime. | | . The couple ha eae alten quar- jreling 30 years are well trained. ars The darker things get, the. more chance there is to shine. . +» If there were only, four autos 25 jyears: ago where did the taxi com- panies get their: ee |. Giving hospital patients confiscated ibooze is one way to keep, them. toe oe When a man. tells a girl her dresses fare too short Cupid moves on to the * « oe? About. time for birds to” start watching to see who buys garden‘seed, / * * * an advertisement. - Yes, people are careful how they talk about you. f ADVENTURE OF | | © THETWINS | ¢—— + By Olive Barton Roberts The next place to which Buskins took the Twins was called Mist Land. "It was another part of the Kingdom- of-Up-in-the-Air. . When the magic apple-tree eleva- |tor stopped and they all got out, there was a nice little train of cars to meet them and a jolly engineer looking out tof the window. ‘Buskins introduced them, “Nancy and N this is Scootaiong, the steam-fairy. Scoofulong, these are the Twins and we're on adventures. I'm 'glad you are here to meet us.” Scootalong touched his cap and said that he was much_ obliged to .meet them, and that he’d been looking for © them ever since he’d received Buskins’ ‘telegram that they were coming. Buskins explained to the Twins that the reason all steam went straight up to- the sky was because it was really a million fairies going to ‘Scootalong. for orders. He was chief of them all.. “No one knows how important a person he is,” went on Buskins, “for the 5:10 express down on the earth all depends on him and his fairies for being on time. 'He tells the steam fairies just how wheels ' of the engine Aig a and how to blow the whistle at the e CrOaeines and how to stop the |falng. Xe person.” Mr. Scootalong bowed and touche? ‘his cap again and repeated that he was much obliged for the compliment. ‘Won’t you hop. in now, young {friends?” he asked. “I'll take’ you faround and show you things. We're Jall\usy up here in Mist Land from Kkettle-fairies to the fog-fairies, '. Sprinkle-Blow doesn’t make all ;the weather.” | Nancy and Nick thanked him aad \followed Buskins into one. of- the funny little cars. (To Be Continued) \ (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service) ' It eases and brings. fort surely | and readily. doi it clean and: -skin-staining. . 1 iS "