The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 27, 1922, Page 4

| } H 1 ~, are also reserved. . gan to smell good. After that, appetites returned: = cempanies, with ai satisfactory product, remain _ ask $32,000, which is what the original $63.62 | “= was 969. He could put $100 in the bank when a = failed. The king of comedy won’t find life very PAGE FOUR ‘THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE': Entered at the, Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN - - - : Editor Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY i CHICAGO DETROIT. Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK siintae: Nie - ‘Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Fress is exclusively entitled to the: use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. z All rights of republication of special dispatches herein MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year.... $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarcl Kk). Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) 2 an | 6. Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota........ aaah THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) > WHAT YOU EAT | Vegetarians are shocked to learn from Vilhjal- | mur Stefansson, Arctic\explorer, that he and two this season than for the last ten years, and the; trapper-companions lived two years eating noth- catch is abnormal, reports the manager of the} ‘|prevented by Cupid. : |. How long should a girl remain in business be-| i WOMEN ON’ JURIES;(; A bill, admitting women to jury duty on a basis | York Senate by Nathan Straus, Jr. | sibly a little more. ‘ The statue of justice always is the figure:of a woman. Artists for centuries have made it so, by Hes f ‘intuition. MARRIAGE jis an excursion. Permanent sojourn generally: is j\fore marrying? About five years, advises Professor Ralph L. ‘Powers, of the University of California. 8 FURS Trapping is being carried on more, extensively ing except seal meat. | Winnipeg Fur Auction Sales Co. A This happened on Stefansson’s last scientific expedition on the great sheet of ice that forms as in this state. A shortage of any commodity | constantly near Alaska and, moving 15 miles a day, travels on up over the North Pole, then southeast 400 miles until it is melted as it strikes | the Gulf Stream in the Atlantic Ocean. | For two years Stefansson and his two followers | tasted no vegetables.” “They*had seal meat for’ breakfast, lunch and: dinner — nothing but seal meat, for two whole years. Dieticians predicted that the three explorers would perish unless they, had a balanced diet, veg- | etables for carbo-hydrates, mixed with the protein of meati*-. Dope cle sie eid wa ga An exclusive meat diet, they told Stefansson, would kill any man. They.said they. knew this because they had tried it on a guinea pig! i 1 : f | How woud you like to have nothing to eat ex-, cept seal meat, for 730 days—two years? After living on seals a week, the explorers lost| their appetites. Even the thought of a seal made; Several days without food.. Then seal meat be-! and thenceforth no one ‘hesitated: when the cook | whistled. Lord Strathcona, builder of the Canadian. Pa- cific Railroad, for years ate ony one meal a day. And that meal was always the same.. At 96 he was doing two men’s work and helping run the British -government in -his. sparetime. He never tired of that unchanging menu. Why should he? Chinese never tire of rice, nor Scotch- | men of oatmeal nor Norwegians of herring. \ Craving for a change of.food is due to a palate that is jaded by variety, not by monotony. From Stefansson’s experience, learn. two im- portant things about food: : ; First:—People take on the characteristics of what they eat. Stefansson says he ate so much) seal meat that he probably began to. smell like one, for polar bears scented him and his'companions 10 miles away. y Second:—A diet of nothing but meat worked all right in the frozen. north, due to severely cold! weather and the explorers’ hard work. In a warm climate, the same diet would kill. - It would be doubly deadly for the indoor worker who-doesn’t get much exercise. i ADVERTISING LANTERNS | The two Wrigley factories in Brooklyn and Chicago are turning out an. average of 48,000,000, sticks of gum a day. a What built up this enormous business in a few years? thet Answer: Advertising! Admittedly, Wrigley had ‘to have a gum that pleased the public,taste. But many other gum small because they haven’t advertised on a big scale. Philosopher Emerson was.wrong, You may make a better mousetrap, but the world won't beat a path to your door unless you get your mes- sage to the world by advertising. - : | Advertising is the lantern that finds business in dark times. ‘ Ae \ GROWTH 4 Samuel Mather loaned $63.62 to the state of | Massachusetts. That was in 1794. Sam’s heirs would amount to now with interest. It’s a good thing for the rest of us, that no one} lives as.long as Methuselah, who died: when he young man, let it grow at compound’intérest, and in his gld age have all the money in the world, | many times over. i _. CHAPLIN | Charlie Chaplin. had $100,000 credit balance| with E, W.. Wagner & Co., brokerage house that humorous yntil he learns how. much he’s going to| getonthe dollar. '- | Jobless men, with empty pockets, will say: “Oh, |States, will forget him, and the remembrance of | well, he was lucky to have it to lose.” | About 10 years ago, Charlie probably doubted | that there was $100,000 in the who eS question, its best advocate. Economic laws work as rigidly in the Far North runs prices up. With the supply increased, price slumps. The production falls off. It’s the eternal merry-go-round, with specula- tors playing the, turn in the market. MANY WOMEN EMPLOYED" About 90,000 women are employed! by the rail- roads. To realize how times have changed and how women have iiivaded business, go back in‘memory \80 years and-try £6 picture a. woman on a railroad payroll. They were mighty few, if at all. Thef influx of: Wome into business in one gen- eration. has ‘been a‘ greater change than in. any previous civilization. In the long run it will have many ‘times greater effect on American life than | the World War. ; FOOLED os Scientists said thatia big dam, built out into the Atlantic from Canada, would divert the Arctic cur- rent and make eastern Labrador as warm as| Spain, - - : é The news reached Labrador, caused much ex- citement. Eskimos elected two agents, who climb- ed the icebergs and, after a long strenuous trip, got down to civilization to urge the dam. Then they learned that other scientists had ex- plored the theory. No bananas for Labrador. The Eskimos return home, disillusioned. Life usually is.a.chase after similar hoaxes. EDITORIAL REVIEW ~— Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press of the ‘day. VISCOUNT BRYCE 5 Viscount Bryce is dead, and the loss is not only to the great nation of which he was a subject but also to all North America and those peoples every- where who cherish the ideals of liberalism and humanity which he represented and defended so ably. A nation can be put to no more searching test than the quality of man it produces, and Eng- land, Scotland and Ireland, for each contributed to the genius of Viscount: Bryce, must feel a great satisfaction in surveying the life and achieve- ‘Iments of this son. The lifd of? Viseouiit: Brycé'presents an almost increditable sucvession and variety of great works. He was historian, lawyer, parliamentarian, .states- man, diplomat, ‘political philosopher, biologist, biographer. He never faltered in the pursuit of world justice and peace no matter where it led, and the cable which brought the news of his death remarked that he was extremely energetic almost up to his last hour, This was the mai as America knew him in the years. when he was ambassador at Washington. There was no task too arduous or too difficult which he shirked. when ‘his ideals were involved. These ideals were some of the finest which have motivated the Twentieth cen- tury. He believed in liberalism and was, beyond His latest work was a monumental defense of democracy. “Modern |Democracies” sums up the case for liberalism; it {corrects those faults which have appeared in its practical application; it brings democracy forward to its new position., It canie at a most opportune moment, when everywhere the new cults of anarchism and disintegration were making every effort to discredit democracy. It was Viscount Bryce’s last and one of his greatest services. His friendship for the United States was ‘a by- word in Anglo-American relations. Americans will never forget the work he did in bringing the two nations into closer touch. His “American Ccmmonweath,” written originally to reveal to |Britain and Europe the truth about the American political system, has become a standard text in this country. No American has described his own government or presented a better defense of its underlying principles than this Englishman. He is dead, but not before the purpose of’his life had been fulfilled. Neither England nor the United him and his ideal of Anglo-American co-operation will forever be a mediator and link between them. \ ‘of equality with men, is introduced in the New Women jurors, in other states, have demon-| strated that they’.deserve’the’ equality, and. pos-' | Woman’s trip into the: business world usually | Women in business are going to college—train- | jing themselves to be better home managers, le world. \ |—St. Paul Dispatch. St 5.6 * cee \ | | | | { | | | i \ “ | Liberty, Mo., Yan. 27.--Would you stay young? Would you be happy? Would you banish the bugbear. of loneliness ? ; Sounds like the leading words of an advertisement for cold cream or safe- ty razors. ; All wrong—they; are simply! the questions w! s. Church, mother of five, igrandmother of four and fellow cl man of two of her sons in the fresh- man class of William Jewell College here, has a.new phiosophy. Attend college with young persons Political , alignments already are being mentioned in the local hotel lob- bies. The political future of Attorney General Johnson who is a Democrat has considerable of interest in political circles... "He jis looked pon, as one of the strong meh in' the Independent ranks and has been very prominent in the various, campaigns waged against Townleyism.” . Some of his. friendgsbelieve the best solution, is. to. induce; fohnson to run} for the suprenié court: Several of- fices become vacant ard the nominees are selected without party designation which wobtd give the-T) V. A.) forces power to ttass' their strength as they would have been able to do in case he decided ta, run for “attorney general had the If ¥; A. election laws heen en- dorsed at the popular referendum. 0 ca It was generally supposed that the naming of George Shiefter of Watford City, was preliminary to grooming him for “attorney general on the 1 A. slat He has been a progressive for years, starting out as a prominent advocate of La~ Follette and his theories. During the ‘Hanna regime, he was lined up with the Burdick fac- tion ‘and when the 1..V. A. was organ- ized drifted naturally into that organ- ization as one of the prime movers. During the last session.of the leg- islature he was ‘Theodore Nelson’s chief lieutenant in the meetings and conferences held prior to each day's session. These conferences never be- came ‘the cut and dried affairs that Townley and Coates made of the league caucuses, but they served to ‘keep the independent members of the them. Mr. Shaeffer has a large fol- lowing in the northwestern tier of counties and is looked upon as geo- graphically right to make the race against any alignment that may come out of the present political turmoil. are The Courier-News has set the pace for the press of the nation in the mat- ter of retractions; Nothing could be more abject or complete, There was ‘nothing left for the imagination or in- ference. Langer was completely ab- solved from any taint and stands forth today in the eyes of the Nonpartisan league as a most abused man; It is ‘understood that the retraction went to some 40,000 or more members of the Hleague in good standing. | This retraction has’ been taken up by the press of the state and is. ig | published: generally. Mr. Lange $ lreceived a great amount, of publi for a man not in the public eye, now. Ts there a reason?...This que: being asked repeatedly, but Langer smiles and says nothing. What will, Townley say to the conynittce when Ihe gets out of the Jackson county jail ‘Jan. 31? Some of the dyed in the wool {leaguers who would rather be hung {than retract intimate that things will ‘move wheh the old,chief gets on the | Job. see 1 seemy to be squalls ahead jfor Mr. Townley. Cass county officials admit that they want him and that he will face arrest jwhen his Minnesota term is through. | That the Scandinavian bank deal is to \figure strongly in the next campaign ; Seems evident. Po ROR z | Heaton’s trial resulting in a verdict jof guilty tb the embezzlement of less ithan $20 was more or less of a fishing; lexpedition. It was intimdted that the | state is after bigger game. | The ramiNcations of this bank deal, one of the most saVory in the annals of state banking, reach to the very seats of the mighty. The matter start- ed out quite innocently enough when “Marse” Jim Waters was state bank examiner and Roy Halliday’ was his assistant. On one, bright June morn- jing in 1918, Roy sent his famous let- ter to Jack Hastings then vice-presi- dent of the bank, warning him that 1 ‘te. grandmothey and college student, an; | | POLITICAL GOSSIP | house in line for the program before | MRS. MARY CHURCH AND DAUGHTER M ich Mrs, Mary'A,Chureh, jfreshman cap and, obsery.: | V.|that will take him away a_m:! jthe ‘bank ‘examiners were about to ar FRIDAY, JANUARY 27, 1922 IER SONS and you will find young, she says. In. the few months she has been rubbing elbows with her own and other ‘boys in the college ‘lassrooms she has found ‘the auswer to the.three questions ‘above: i Drop the habits of vlder persons and go to school!" fa 4 Mrs. Church avents the little ‘green yourself growing rites of collega,freshmign. “T felt inyselt sHppinkg,” ‘sd “1 knew age Was laying a me. My husband, a lecturer, was away from.home a great deal, ‘A ‘great ame upon me. sed the situation with my husband. rive and to watch his step. .,, ™ Waters was sick at the time but Roy wrote that “Marse” Jim had instruet- | ed him what to’ tell: “He ‘suggested “shooting” undesirable league “paper | to other leagye banks. aay Then there was the famous Sisal check which pon. testimony. of , the: man who drew it there were not suf- ficieat funds to cover. This was gone into at the legislative hearing. Thé supreme court: has gone over): some fF phases of the litigation and it {he at torney general’s office through the Cass county prosecutor chases down every angle, some interesting disclo- sures are bound to follow. Hastings is still at large, but there are many others connected with the notorious ‘bank deal who van be reach- ed very easily. The! public will be interested in knowing just how many arrests Will be made before the’ entire deal is aired ‘in the criminal courts. wee There was some talk that Gov. Han- nha would get into the senatorial race against McCumber, but his trip abroad two seems to. discount thi These are days when political fences are being ‘reared. and combinations made. If the forme governor were to get into the race. it is likely that he would confine his ¢ruise to North Dakota counties rather than the Medi- terranean sea. é Judge Christianson’s name persis- tently comes forward as a possible candidate’ against’ McCumber. | Those || who urged him for a’ place on the fed- eral ‘bench in opposition to Miller are loudest in their demands that he oppose the natare In that event he probably would re- sign from the ‘bengh leaving an ~ COLLEGE — KEEPS Tame Andrew | # \ ARJORIE. “And then I entered college with my boys. “Age is slipping off my ‘shoulders ‘and [haven't felt so, young in years, _“L no-longer ain‘lonely. I haven’t time to: be. Then there’s the com- panionship of my ‘boys. We are in the same classes and study together: *My'son Caryol is 20 years old and 1 daughter, Marjorie, is 12 and well able to help with the » Which we do easily. after daughtas. - (She is studying English, French history.of western Europe and appre- tion: of tnusic. pointment for.Gov. Nestos. Burleigh Spaulding as Christianson’s successor has heen suggested by the ‘‘dopesters.” But Judge Christianson is not ‘talking politics. ' He is intensely popular and a.vote getter that survived a strong leag 1e opposition, Christianson: would be a contender to be reckoned. with. 5 Pacer ery : But the’ federal judgship occupies the center of the political ‘stage now. Opposition to Miller is largely a drive against Senator McCumber: The sen- ior senator realizing this went before the judiciary committee and in an ‘im. passioned speech recounted the politi- cal situation, in North Dakota: It was rumored -about the lobbies this week that state officials had been urged by the Miller oppositiowto sign | a round robbin addressed to President Harding .asking .that Miller’s. name be withdrawn. When the judgeship matter. is settled political develop- ments should follow fast and: furious, The control by Senator McCumber more’ important federal plums arded as a very important phase preliminary campaign for re- election. Failure of his men to land in federal berths will have an unfav- | Orable reaction although not a fatal One upon his candidacy. * | A THOUGHT FOR | ; TODAY | | _ Sa + While the earth remaineth, seed- time and harvest, and cold and heat, mmey and winter, and. day ight shall not cease.—Genesis This one thing hese forty things hington Gladden. pRESTING TOSS THROUGH BAK SEAT IN, THEATER. _|ton, aid. “Where are we headed?” asks a scientist. To picture shows, mostly. “Two can go broker than one. The greatest. China question is “Who will wash the dishes?” Oné way to stop cheek-to-cheek dancing is bring back hoopskirts. Some wives want to run every- thing except the furnace. Let’s hope that when in Washing- ton the peacemakers did as Washing- ‘oil stock paying dividends. Every man likes a wife who flirts unless she is his. own. There are always vacant seats ‘in street cars going: the wrong way. ? Where did people eat peanuts be- tfore the, movies started? Society note: This country has re- ceived \an invitation to the annual Chile-Peru bawl. “Two -heads'may be better but a double ‘chin isn’t. When a: woman says “Can you keep a secret?” you know she can't. Health hint: Look dut for women with fur coats. A poor start gives you ;more to brag’about after youlsucceed.' ‘Olly ‘time some men Want to stay at home is when friend’ wife wants them to take her to a show. Fine motto: If you are not oppor- tunity—don't knock. on the. street turn deserves When women pass they think one. good another. Earthquakes reported this month may have been resolutions breaking. The fool killet and joy killer ought to meet. Some peopte’ cuss Congress when their engine freezes. ~ Ford says he will make autos out of cotton. Then you might look, for your car and find the boll-weevils haven't eaten it. ADVENTURE OF | THETWINS | o— - —~ By Olive Barton Roberts “Come along,” said; Mr. Crane to Nancy and Nick,’so the Twins started after him, followed by Buskins. “I want to show you the use we.make of all the run-away feathers that come up to our sky country.” Soon he stopped and opened anoth- er door, inviting the visitors to enter. It was full of. fairies working. like sixty, and covered almost to their eyes with big aprons. | “This,” said Mr, Crane, important- ly, “is the tickler department. Wo jmake ticklers here.” “What kind?” asked Nancy. “For the babies,” said the crane. “Whenever you see a baby laugh just about nothing ‘at all, you may be sure that there is a fairy around some- where tickling him: with a-tiny feather tickler.. Wonderful. things;o: really. Mothers don’t know how much they ought'to appreciate our efforts along this line. ' They'd never have time for dishes or the darning or the door- bell if our little fairies didn’t. amuse baby with their ticklers. But come ‘along folks, I’ve more to show you.” ‘So they followed him out again and along the passage to another door which Mr. Craiié opened. “Come in,” he said, graciously. “This is where {We make hrooms for the sweepers.” “what swéepers?” asked Nick. | “Fairy ones,” answered the crane. “We make \cute little feather brooms for them tc sweep the cobwebs off the grass on summer nights, so that when ‘the dew-fairies ‘come along with their sprinklers the dew’ won't stay atop of the webs, but can get down to the poor thirsty grass and flowers beneath. Haven't you seen the fields and gardens on summer morniyggs covered with cobwebs, sparkling with dew? That’s because the fairy sweepers ran out of brooms and couldn't brush the webs away. But come on. I'll (take you to an- other™ place.” (To Be Continued) Copyright, 1822, NEA Service) ppl LU eo es Ey | LEARN A WORD | | EVERY DAY. | oO Today's word is PUGNACIOUS, . It’s _pronounced—pug-nay-shus with accent on the second syllehle. It means—quarrelsome, disposed to | fight, yearning for battle, fight-loving. It comes from—Latin “pugnare,” to —> | ‘}fight. ° f Companion words—pugnacity, pug- naciousness. ‘It’s used like this—“While Amer- icans~are’ not pugnacious, they are willing to fight for their rights.” NELSON TO BOWBELLS. Bowbells, N. D., Jan. 27.—Carl Nel- son, for-the past year editor of the World at Devils Lake, and formerly editor of the Cando Herald, will be- come. manager of the Tribune Feb, 1, succeeding B. A. Stefonwicz, who is preparing to move to Devils Lake and assume the management of the World, which he recently purchased. Mexico is so quiet you an hear ~ tee