The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 19, 1922, Page 4

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Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota...........++ THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1878) <a> RAILROADS American railroads have» about 405,000 miles | with him goes hard work, the price of this so-| of track. That would make about 135 single- | called civilization. Is it worth while? Or are sav-| tracks across the continent. The more we study the railroad problem, the more it becomes obvious that the railroads are the arteries of American business conditions. Inventors, efficiency engineers and common sense have about solved production problems in America. f The only real problem left is distribution. That'burning their properties to collect insurance! is just another word for railroads. The core of business depression is the railroad problem. FREAKS Circus men say that the fat lady, the midget, | . Editor persists in many heads, measuring business in terms of shrinking dollars instead of actual phy- \sical volume, tons, bushels, ete. LIQUOR jcinal purposes? Journal of the American Medical ' Association put that question to 13,316 physicians lin 19 states. Only 2668 physicians supported beer. The vote was only 3884 for wine. | On whisky, the doctors broke about even, 6797 {for and 6519 against. What would a poll of the doctors’ patients show? | 0" JUNGLE | What’s in the heart of the Congo jungle? 6.00 |Gorillas, big snakes, cannibals beating tomtoms| bee eating missionaries? That’s the general no- ‘tion. But there’s something else. \ Out of the heayt of the Congo last year came 70,000,000 pounds of copper. | The white man is penetrating everywhere, and jages happier before the white man brings the | time-clock? | FIRE | Times must be getting better. Fire losses are | droppings Credit men say, that’s a sure sign of jeasier money conditions. Fewer business men are for meeting bills. Fire during December destroyed $27,366,500 : ‘worth of buildings, against $41,197,000 in Decem-/ jber, 1920. | ‘Since 1878, fire losses have totaled about $7,- the human skeleton, the sword-swallower and the! 700,000,000 in United States. We are a careless loager anpgal to, the public. i ‘A few decades ago, the side-show freak was the talk and marvel of’ the public. Not so now, and the side-show men are bewildered. They do not realize that astounding mechanical inventions have usurped the stage. hunlat-pinchusion have’ passed out} ‘They no| people—sure sign of national wealth. °° If Barnum. | t BUCKET-SHOPS | The editor of the Magazine of Wall Street is \eonducting a campaign aganist “the bucket-shop evil.” Amen! say all of us. But neither regulation nor extinction will end were alive today, his side-show would have me-'the bucket-shop evil. chanical marvels instead of human freaks, People, formerly interested:in the human being, ORDERS _ A period of depression, such as we have been’ passing through, is like damming up a river. Finally the dam breaks and a flood of orders rushes forth, providing plenty of jobs. Railroads for instance: \ During 1921, they ordered only 19,850 -freight cars, inclyding foreign orders, against a yearly average of 180,400 cars a year before the war. around. . Arthur’s teeth are back in his mouth./ Similarly, only 200 engines were ordered in 1921, against a pre-war normal of 3000 a year. The real problem is the suckers who patronize the bucket shops. |won’t rise tomorrow. One born every minute was true when Adam. was alone in the garden. Now it has to be multiplied by thousands. \ CHANCE | The supposedly impossible happens again. Ar- thur ‘Lucy swallows his false teeth, is rushed in a police ambulance to a hospital at Brockton, Mass. Doctors sharpen their knives and crowd He will recover. The same ‘day, word comes from Quebec pro- Railroading is not the only industry that is be- vince of a man who choked to death on a popcorn hind on orders. When the dam breaks, a boom will start. It’s beginning to break now. : RIDICULE Philosophers frequently repeat that ridicule is the greatest destroyer. For instance, a politician may. withstand much analytical or reasoning at- tack, but a touch of the right kind of ridicule will "+ put him on the defensive, probably destroy him.- bo; » mania. * dreamed of world power as it carried him on . the,;name, Germania, to Half Moon: Ridicule, however, often is prophecy. All new things are ridiculed. ~The -elevated railroad was ridiculed by some of the greatest railroad men. 1 infancy. Steel yourself against ridicule, if you have a St Amewsidea @i¢dnew device. Ridicule is only a tem-| eipposaby eariiicap. i _WORMWOOD The ex-kaiser’s pet racing yacht was the Ger-| He kept it at the Kiel Yacht Club and) cruises... Bee ts The war changéd_a lot, of things. It changed It also changed the yacht’s ownership. Gordon. Wood- bury, New York, owns it now. He starts on the Half Moon for a cruise in the South Seas. When Bill Hohenzollern heard about this at his famous woodpile in Holland, it’s a safe bet he broke his saw. RECORD Mrs. Mary Patrick: Casale gives birth to her| 21st child, at Newark, N. J. Eighteen of her children are now living. The.oldest is 26. A few will comment about Mrs. Casale being an exceptionally valuable citizen, increasing our _greatest kind of national wealth—manpower. Most folks, though, will shiver at the thought of having to support 21 children. All right when “Mrs. Sasale started, but now only a millionaire would brave it. High cost of living is what keeps the average family small. Millions of mothers would:be glad * to have 10 children if they could afford it. . AUTOS Passenger autos and trucks produced in United | States during 1921 totaled 1,680,000. The 1920 output was 2,210,000 vehicles. The drop in actual-number of cars was 24 per » cent. Figuring it in money or combifed wholesale prices, the drop was 45.per cent. The 45 per cent figure will.be most widely quoted and mourned over. The price bug still hae % The airplane was ridiculed in its; kernel... Life is. uncertain. The unexpected often lies around the corner. : MOBS A check-up. shows that 3436 victims have been lynched by mobs'since 1889. Only 17 per cent of them were accused of gssaulting women. Lynched ivictims included 64 women. Mob rule is government by. minority—the very thing our republic was founded to avoid. EDITORIAL REVIEW™. Comments reproduced a Pi express the opinion of The Tribune. y in order that car readers may have both sides of important inges which are being discussed in the press of the day. TOO MUGH GOVERNMENT Senator A. O. Stanley of Kentucky complains ‘that authority is becoming centralized in the Fed- eral government at the expense of the state and |individual liberty. This is not so much a cry for “states rights,” as we understand it, as it is’a 'protest against tco much government. “Willing- ness to imperil one’s own liberty to destroy ‘the ‘liberty of his neighbor has in recent years assum- ‘ed in certain quarters the aspect of an obsession,” the senator said in a recent Chicago address. This is the truth. Of late years socialism, springing from Marx and its rival philosophy, Hegelian idealism, have dominated the political ‘thought of the world, and as a consequence the | State has come to be the critic and judge of all ithat lies within it, ‘The scope of state activity has increased and broadened until it includes even ithe appetites and thirst of its members. Just at |present, however, there is a slight movement back ‘to the philosophy of individualism, and though learried to its extreme this would mean anarchy, istill a little of it applied to practical politics is healthy. While the individual is: never so free as when he is being co-erced into doing the right thing, the whole point of state interference is Jost either if those in power are not wise men, or if ‘the particular matter lends itself better to indi- |vidual than state action. The State is certainly jinterested in all that goes on within it, but this |does not imply that thé State must do everything. | There are certain industrial, humanitarian and ‘moral enterprises which experience has taught-us ; lare better done by the individual than by the State, and in these matters the State had best ‘step aside, though without taking its eye off the job, and let those go ahead who are better fitted to do so than it—St, Paul Pioneer Press, THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Are whisky, wine or beer necessary for medi- Take the ticker-office from| now.are concentrated on the human being’s deeds. them and they’d go out and bet that the sun! | | i | | | | i 1 { | | { i} SS | i i i 1 “Respect for age” we’ve heard about 1 | But not a single word about i Why age should be entitled to respect; Some folks grow old in foolishness . And stubborness and ‘mulishness Without a bit of sense that we detect. i There’s nothing in senility ! That moves us to humility, | We don’t, respect the older folks as such— I But if they show sagacity é And ample thought-capacity Why then we do respect them, very much! If age forgets its platitudes’ i And. customary attitudes . And tries to understand our. point of view; If age is, wise, and practical, Not preachy and didactical, nage will get respect that’s plainly due; But not, while still it babbles on And says, “Dear me!” and gabbles on About. these “dreadful younger For, age cannot collect from us A sign of much respect from us ‘ Until age shows a fair respect for youth! i (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service) NAZIMOVA BRINGS “CAMILLE” UP TO DATE AS: PHOTOPLAY two fires in one week. The first, be- “Camille,” the Nazimova production th him. ized for’ the screen in an adaptation by June aMthis, who wrote the continuity | at Mor the Rex Ingram productions .; (Métro of “The Four Horsemen of ‘tl Apocalypse” and ‘The Conquering repertoire; the t: Eleanora Duse, Clary, Morris, Rejane, | Modjeska, Laura Keene, 0! sole and Ethe) Barrymore, In Rudolph Valentino, the dashing young actor who plays the role of Ar- | SHS Speaking § Respect — folks,” in sooth. | | «; which will be seen tonight at the Cap-jfor the family honor, prevails cm her | Stoc itol Theater, where it is scheduled for |to Jeave his son. Camille consents, re- | dolffrs. fully insured. a-run of three days, has been modern- | turns to her cabaret night life, but is | fire. did considerable damage to the deserted by her friends when illness|home ard contents owned here by s her. Slowly she sinks to pov- |). A. Stockstad. Firemen checked the erty and neglect and at last dies, happy | blaze in both instances by hard fight- the thought js she prevented Ar- |ing. EVERETT TRUE "A CALIFORNIA CLCUB WOMAN SAYS’ IS JIN FAVOR OF Wives GREETING “Hee HUSGANOS AT. THE DOOR’ WHEN . iat : | had ‘trom ruining his chances of a Berton Braleys Daily Poem jeareer. Before ane be yeatee ti learned of the sacrifice she made for him, TRIBUNE HELPS LOCATE BOY Anxious Mother Hears From|’ ‘Son Absent From Home Several weeks ago a Tacoma, Wash- | ington, woman wrote to Sheriff Welch asking his aid in locating her young son, who came to, North Dakota to work.and from whom she had not heard for a long time. The Tribune published the appeal at, the. request "| of the sheriff, and he’ has' received the following note from the mother: “I received a reply’ from ty boy in anewer to the letter that was put in the paper. ‘Thanking you for your kirdness in ‘helping me, I am.” Sheriff. Welch. has received a letter from John N. Weber, attorney. of Wat- ertown, S. D., stating that on behalf of relatives’ he seeks to locate one Arthur 0. Taylor, .who,-was in’ North Dakota: several months ago. There is a rumor that he was injured, and}, possibly killed, in a railroad accident or wreck. Mr. Weber would appre- ciate any information that might be given about him. " MILNOR HAS TWO FIRES. Milnor, N. D., Jan. 19.—Milnor had lieved due to defective wiring, dam- Armand’s father, anxious }aged the Milnor Meat Market. and to the extent of several hundred . BY CONDO mand Duval, THe HUSBANDS COME HOME, AND ; man of brill much praise for his remarkable ‘per- | formances in “The Four Horsemen, of tne Apocal steer, -as Julio Desnoyers, | d in “The Conquering Power,” as | Charles Grandet. : . A The story is about a young Parisian law student, Armand Duval, who loves'|: a notorious, beautiful woman who abandons her Parisian haunts and de- cides to live simply and unobtr sively, = | DELIGHTFUL HAIR WASH |} SUGGESTS THAT. THE WIVES ADVANCE HEIR CLUB HOURS TO ALCOW THEM To GET HOMG IN TIME To Do THIS! You can enjoy a delightful -sham- poo with very little effort and for a very trifling cost, if you get from| your druggist’s a package of canthrox | {and dissolve a teaspoonful in a cup of hot water. This makes a full cup of shampoo liquid, enough so it is i easy to apply it to all the hair instead of just the top of| the head. Your shampoo is now ‘ready. Just pour a little. at a time on the scalp and hair | until-both are’ entirely covered by the daintily perfumed’ preparation that thoroughly dissolves and remove: every bit of dandruff, excess oil and|- dirt. - After rinsing the hair dries , Quickly with a fluffiness that makes it seem heavier than it is, and takes on |a rich luster and a softness thal ‘makes arranging it a pleasure. —Adv. Underwood Typewriter Co. Standard and Portable. Sold. Rented. Repaired. Bismarck, N. D. be “CLws” women } Jy SUPPOSS Wee CALL MY WIFE'S ATTENTION TO 3 THIS OH WES! (teu — i : THURSDAY, JANUARY 19, 122 The second! ‘/man’s amazement. Scientésts say the North Pole is | moving south. All the coal dealers {hope it passes Bismarck. ~ These other nations object to see- ling America first. When eggs dropped it was the spec- wlators who broke. i Our Senate is kicking about short skirts. That explains their down- | cast looks. | 4 | “Two Saw Way Out of Jail’—head- | line. They took it. Most dangerous case any doctor has lis his medicine case. If the. movies say they will pay | Will Hays only. $100,000 he must make a mighty small. salary. Senatcr Pepper is keeping out uf the public eye. The-only trouble with Thrift Week is we need 51 more of them, ; , Some husbands are easy, to please while others are not. henpecked. \ i ! Russians dot’t | looks. | get- by: om their “Men ‘can do-anytiing better than women,” claims’ an employer. How about men chorus girls? | ‘The man who thinks the world can't‘ | do. without him hasn't tried it. |. It's a long face thal jing. , lis bas no turn- Beto mraton ofpaosts “Carpentier Knocks ‘Out! Cook”— \headline: That's the advantage of {being a fighter. | ‘The 1922 ‘model girls thinks it is \netter to be naughty than naught. Chicago only averaged three mur- ders ‘a..Week last. year; but business was dull in every line. Clothes don’t make the man? Try pRet wearing -any. | after making out, the, income tax most of us look like accidents com- ling back from happening. * In answering a wrong number over the phone the “o” precedes the “h.” “Make Work a.Pleasure’—headline over the Digest. Make: work and there willbe enough. pleasure. ) Bi Fall ‘many; a,germ: of, vilest, intent serene: is trying its best.to make us lang and lean. The wise ‘man says some people are too good to be truthful. ADVENTURE OF ‘THE TWINS | “5 | |\o— : | By Olive Barton Roberts The next thing the Twins found was a nest of eggs. How it happened that they didn’t break, I don’t know, but there they were perfectly whole, not a crack in one of ‘them. That's the way ‘it is with (Whizzy Tornado—he- can shatter whole towns with one whiff of ‘his great breath, and yet it often hap- pens that he sets things down miles off, so very gently that it wouldn't | waken a sleeping baby. The eggs were crying and’ making queer sounds. “V olf it?” asked Buskins, bending 10) “Oo-ling-how-wong-chd! >"Wiiled the eges. “Ying-sing-wu-luiia-foo!” “That’s too bad,” said the fairy- iman soberly. /“It must be awful.” But the Twins understood. “Th ‘are Chochin China eggs,” said Nancy, \“and they want their mama, they say. {They'll be chickens by. tomorrow if | they are only kept warm. They are just beginning to hatch.” | “Well, well! Here's a pretty, kettle lof fish. T mean nestful of eggs,” said | Buskins....“Does anybody see a hen anywhere : | Nobody did, but a large red rooster [happened to strut by just then, little suspecting what was in store for him. Nick grabbed him and set him on e nest of eggs, much to that gentle- “Clk, clk, clk,” he | chorted, getting redder and redder in !the face.- “What's all this? This is an outrage! Let me go, I tell you!” “Yes, tomorrow, my dear sir, ,to- mornow,” nodded Buskins. “You may ;2s well be of scme use while you're | here. Be good and I'll send you home jas soon as Lcan.” And Mr. Rooster obeyed, although the kept muttering to himself and | clucking away down in his thnoat. He told his friends afterwards that he was never so mortified in his -life. - Playing hen’ was bad enough, but Chinese chickens! (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service) Matches originally sold. in United States at a cent apiece. the Relieves Headache A little Musterole, rubbed on fore- head and temples, will usually drive away headache. A clean, white oint- ment, made with oil of mustard, Musterole is a natural remedy with none of the evil. after-effects so often caused by “‘internal medicine.” Get Musterole at your drug store. 35 & 65c, jars & tubes; hospital size, $3. BETTER THAN A MUSTARD PLASTER