The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 17, 1922, Page 4

ere a5 oes tava 1 } ee nat. AE ce Shichi the side of a house. “are asking higher pay, the clock-winder is er 4 i - and $8,000,000,000 less than the crops of 1919. PAGE FOUR THE B Is MARCK T RI BUN E losses. As a gambling device, the deck of cards jand the put-and-take top are pinheads alongside | Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. \the humble egg. GEORGE D.MANN = 7 > ESNEsopGE THESE POWERFUL ALLIES Forei sentati , / m pia k . G. LOGAN! PAYNE COMPANY fn | OF DEATH eee Bide. Kresge Bldg.| Organic diseases of the heart killed 151,000 PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - - S MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS j The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use sete eg ect in this paper and also the local’ 1.1) petting this dread disease under control. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein | are also reserved. taht ec MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | carly stages. Daily by carrier, per year. sees 87.20 | : at Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). ‘..7:20' Our chances of dodging these and all other dis-| Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck). Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota...... Bio eeae THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER | (Established 1873) ae THE HIGH SPOTS What do you think of a racing automobile that} - made 54 miles at a speed of five and a quarter | MARRIAGE : miles an hour? Twenty-four is the ideal age for a woman to You remember how Tommy Milton’s car made marry, says Professor Ralph L. Powers, of the 2.00 | eases are increased by the most common sense rules of living — plenty of fresh air and sleep, lcisd and no’ over-strain. k | Death’s greatest ally now is alcoholic poisoning. |The toll has started, soon will show up full-force 153 miles an hour last year on the Daytona track / University of California. That will start a lot of —and smile. |arguments, opinion probably dividing 50-50. Yet the car that made the slow speed once, Powers says,’ give a girl five years in business thrilled the whole. country. For it won America’s'and she will make a better home maker, wife and ue auto race. This was in Chicago, Nov. 28, mother. Less chance for argument there. shove his car out of ruts and snowdrifts.. Occa-, power of independence. Best of all, it improves _ sionally, when he got stuck, he merely had to!on instinct in making her a better judge of men, throw oily sand on the belt. jmost of whom need a lot of judging. In 26 years, the automobile has been developed | to the point/where it can travel like a cyclone and, POWER | A light that can be seen 140 miles away is’per- ifected by Elmer A. Sperry, wizard of illumination. You ‘often marvel at the big scale on which we Its straight upward penetration is 30 miles. do things in America. | Lighthouses don’t need such powerful beacons. More wonderful is the speed with which we take Many people wonder if Sperry’s searchlight is a a crude device and perfect it, \useful device. It will be, in a few years, to help Prehistoric man made himself a’ better weapon guide airplanes swarming’ through black night by than his fists, by tying a chunk of jagged flint to the tens of thousands. a wooden handle, binding it with rawhide thongs. | It took thousands of years for his brain to con- LIFE ceive the idea of sharpening the chunk of flint to| At Vallodolid, Spain, scientists in the official crude hatchet shape. ‘agricultural ccllege took one grain of wheat. It took additional thousands of years before a| It sprouted into He tee These WEN cut es primitive genius discovered that the best way to transplanted, and the process repeated severa fee att times. Hc oe elite Hacians ab into, & The harvest was 322,000 grains of wheat, all Nearly all invention was equally slow in being grown in a year from the one oxiginal grain. perfected, up to comparatively recent years. The! cave men, or even the people of the 15th century, | could have been given the first Wright airplane, in and.it would have taken them 1000 years or more. to develop it as modern man did in a few years of World: War. | BET Standard Oil of California buys a fourth interest the Vanderlip syndicate’s concessions on coal, oil, timber lands, etc., in Russia. This means, Russia is coming back fast. Great- ‘er proof than a month’s cables from Moscow. Standard Oil doesn’t play the wrong horses. A crude device, a vague idea or'the germ of a theory is anounced in the newspapers. Imme-' diately a -host of minds seize upon it and begin perfecting. \ Before you realize it, the device or idea has been perfected and applied and, stamped out by automatic machines, is being dumped on the mar- ket with millions of dollars of advertising rushing EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not s the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. its sale. x “SIGNS OF HEALING” The bizarre idea should never be laughed at, in The New York Times from its diagnosis of in- our day. lternational affairs observes that “benign political Inside of five years, some one probably will find phagocytes seem to be successfully attacking the a practical application for the Einstein theory and pathogenic militaristic and economic microbes in begin flooding the world with it, like Ford’s cars many suffering parts of the earth.” al Ingersoll’s watches. |. The Middle West has been wondering ue \the symptoms of world movements indicated; &nd IMPORTANCE OF THE PLODDERS |it is grateful for the “signs of healing” described The man who wound the town clock at Staple,'above. Sympathy is decidedly with the “benign England, every day for 35 years, quits his job. ' political phagocytes” in their attack. Their name Prices and wages had violent upheavals during sounds better than the microbes. It is hoped that the 35 years. But the clock-winder went serenely |a counter attack does not turn what promises to ahead, his salary of 24 cents a week never chang- be victory into defeat. Atta boy, phagocytes !— ing. jonas World-Herald. Now’ that he is*gone, and potential successors | CHINA’S TARIFF ciated. How many people that criticise China for the Ever stop to think of the people, who go through ‘backward state of her government and the ap- life quietly, never in the spotlight, toiling patiently | palling condition cf her finances are aware of the to provide your comforts? fact that she has no power whatever to fix the The stars get the applause but there wouldn’t rate of her tariff on imported goods? be any show without the stage-hands behind the Imagine the United States government trying scenes. |to get along with a flat rate of 5 per cent on all ABSENT | that rate but also fixing the valuation of the goods The chief crops raised by American farmers in| on which it is levied! 1921 were worth $5,675,877,000, says final govern-; We should not think that we were an independ- ment report. . lent nation, yet’ China is asked to regard herself That is $3,400,000,000.less than the 1920 crops,'as independent and self-governing though her ; \tariff is fixed by treaties imposed upon her, and That “less” explains a lot about business de-' valuations of imported articles are made only at pression. It shows how much the farmers’ ability | intervals so long that the change in prices makes to purchase manufactured products has been re-|a nominal 5 per cent duty actually something very duced. | much less. | Ona falling market the 5 per cent would mean , EGG PRICES DROP lactually more, but in that case the powers would Egg prices tumble. Housewives chuckle. Much ‘see to it that there was a more frequent revision moaning from egg speculators, who lose $900,000 of valuations. in one week in Chicago alone. | Unless China is granted autonomy in her tariff The egg horde piled up so big that it toppled policy—limited only by the open door policy in the over of its own weight. |sense of no discrimination—she cannot be an in- The egg speculator is like all gamblers. He’ dependent, self-governing nor a solvent nation. rarely recognizes the psychological moment for There was grave alarm when China recently unloading. “Come on, just one more round.” It’s found herself unable to pay certain loans, but like liquor—the last drink brings the jag. ‘there was no mention of the fact that she is pow- Don’t chuckle too loudly. The gamblers have erless to increase her revenues by tariff revision. a system of doing it all over again, to recoup their —San Francisco Bulletin. ee ‘ seis ie “ i # HS Ave, BYd ‘Americans in 1920, reports the census bureau., Fifth Ave. Blds nis was 13,000 more than in 1919. Fast living! Tuberculosis killed 122,000 in 1920. This was) for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or/ 10,000 less than in 1919. Health campaigns are| | Cancer’s victims totaled 89,000 in 1920, or 5,000! -|more than the year before. Cancer, which usually | lresults from chronic irritation, is curable in its] ‘good food and not too much of it, outdoor exer-/ i | a | | Business training makes a woman: more eco-| The driver had to jump out frequently and | nomical and a better manager. It gives her the \imported goods and with outsiders not only fixing! THE. BISMARCK TRIBUNE | i i | | QUEEN FAVORS” ~ ASKS A“RAISE” ! Queen, Queen Dowager and | Princess All Get Larger \ Allowances | pels Aes The Hague, Jan.-17.—All princes of the German side of;the royal family of Netherlands are barred from right of succession to) the’ Holland throne by an amendment to the Dutch constitu- tion which has been agreed upon in parliament. ‘Hitherto all members of the House of Orange having as their ancestor William the‘Silent possessed the right to succession. The bill, how- ever, ‘has not yet''been adopted al- though ‘its form has generally been agreed.-upon after ailong debate. The measure stipulates that only the progeny of the’ present Queen Wil- helmina shall.ascend ‘the throne. There has been’much argument cv- er the question. of what should be done to provide forithe possibilitv that the young Princess Juliana, now 12 yearg old, may not provide a male heir to the throne. Some months ago a bill was prepared by the commission of inquiry -which provided, in that event, that a,-referendum ‘should be held to determine whether Holland should retain its monarchia] form of government or become a republic. A bill now under discussion in par- liament, however, makes no menticn of a republic and mentions only a referendum for the election of a new monarch. y Another point on which agreement has been reached in parliament is that neither King nor Queen of jHolland shall any longer havé the right ta:de- clare war except with the approvah.of the States General. Sod ii Queen Wilhelmina’s civil ‘list. ‘has been increased from 600,000 florins to 1,200,000 (about $480,000). The allow- ance of Queen Dowager Emma has al- so been doubled, and is now fixed at 300000 florins ($120,000). Princess Jul- dana is to get 200,000 florins ($80,000) {a year when she reaches the age of 18, which will be on April'30 next. This jamoant is also double that allowed by the original constitution. . The Queen’s request for the doubl- jing of her allowance aroused consid- terable criticism, especially as it fol- lowed her speech at the opening of parliament in which she advocated the greatest ‘public economy, Russia Suffers From G Hunger and Typhus Samara, Jan. 17.—Cold weather is bringing with it much typhus to add to the misery of hungry Russia. Crowd- ed refugee homes, railway stations and trains afford the typhus-bearing lice an excellent opportunity to spread the malady. The danger to foreigners is even greater than to Russians. and, conse- quently the medical officers of the American Relief Administration are taking every precaution to guard the personnel againgt the disease. | - Because of the lack of sanitary pre- | cautions in Russia,.the American Re- lief. Administration is not enlisting any foreign women in its personnel, FOLEY’S HAS NEVER FAILED January is a’ bad month for influ- jenza, la grippe and bronchial troubles. (Jt is unwise to neglect the slightest jcough or cold. Foley’s Honey and Tar gives prompt relief, gets right. at. the trouble, covers raw inflamed sur- faces with a healing coating, clears j the air passages, easeg stuffy breath- .ing and -permits © sound, réfreshing, | health-building sleep. Mrs. F. A. Gib- ‘son, 1547 College Ave., Racine, Wis | writes:, Foley’s has never failed in giving immediate relief. and \E am | never without ‘it.” If a»man and woman have _ both reached the age of 50, the woman on the average, will outlive the man. YEAR | LEARN A’ WORD EVERY DAY pronounced— di-sem-bul with accent on the second syllable. | , It means—to Hide, conceal, mask, pretend. It comes from—batin “dis,” away from, and English “resemble.” Companion ' word—dissembler. It’s used like this—“Though he had heard. bad. news,, he dissembled ‘his grief at the party.” ae A THOUGHT FOR | TODAY | | o . —% For if thou altogether’ holdest thy peace at this time, then shall. there arise enlargement. and deliverance irom. another, place;.and .who Know: | eth whether thou art not come unto the kingdom for such a time as this? | —Esther 4:14, f Our instruments, ‘our hearts, our hands, are given us to work with in| this time—to struggle with the evil, to: | the bring out the good, in this. time; in order, that people may look ‘back in’ after days and say: “See what has come down: to us from ‘it; see what good has removed ‘ll the wrong which’ those who dwelt in it tell us of; see what there is in it to imitate.’—Fred- | erick Denison Maurice. Government Employees Against 10-Hour Day Geneva, Jan. 17.—Attempts to in- crease the working day from eight to ten hours-are being opposed by goy- ernment employes. About 25,000 of them took part in a demonstration in Berne against the. bills recently in- troduced in parliament. to increase; the working hours and to diminish the } i | i a i i i i | ion. | TUESDAY, JANUARY 17, ’22 When it came to aircraft, the con- | ference said the sky was the limit. i Marriages are made in heaven; al- j|vorces are made: in haste. The low price of leather hasn't re- duced cafe steaks yet. Some of these leading movie men ought to be leading a plow. “Spats are being worn,” says fash- We knew they were being had. “There are 66 différent types of wo- men,” says W. L. George. All it proves is that he only knows 65 wo- men. ; Health hint: When trying to beat ja train to a crossing-—succeed. Nobody believes a “No Smoking” “Flirting Is. Dangerous”—headline. Yes, you are hanle to marry. Home-brew blew up the Zion City i | | i | i i allowances made on account of the high cost of living. Special trains brought the demon- strants from all parts of the country! and they made an imposing proces-j sion as they marched past the parlia-: ment buildings. There was no disor-; der, i Necklaces Made Of Wolves’, Dogs’ Teeth Berlin, , Jan. .17.—Necklaces of} wolves’ and dogs’ teeth were among the relics of the early stone age re-| ported to have just been discovered ! in Westphalia, near Henglarn, by sci-! entific investigators. A stone’.chest containing stone vessels Was un- earthed. ; Police station. This is Zion’s first blow-out this year. . There ig an unusually large crop of early predictions. Truth is stranger to friction. Would you “say bread is coming down because we knead more dowgh? Kansas City wonlan is taking het first vacation in 100 years. That is why she lived to 100. si4 i __ ) Fire motto: 'Never'!pét'voff today what you can wear tomorrow. A girl isn’t a jewel because she has a rich setting. Congress has stopped free garden seeds and the chickens will”have to eat worms next spring. When women wear knee-high hoots lots of them will have to be fntro- duced to their friends again. Paul Goebel is a six-foot-five-inch football captain who says he has never® been’ kissed, but they will reach him yet. Nothing is as bad as its rumor. Don’t Let Business Interfere With Golf Paris,-.. Jan. Parisian golfers unable, because’ of business, to.go to their country clubs; have brought a golf links right into the heart of Paris. An indoor golf club, unique in Europe, has just been opened on Champs-Elysees, with putting greens transplanted from Dieppe. The greens are laid in the middle of a long’ hall and tables are set around. them. so: that members can dine while. cthers: play or have din-| ner after a game. The lofty tunnel or hall where the game is. played, is il- luminated at: night and makes possi- ble practice shots of 40 years. When the ball hits the side cur- tains, it is returned to the green on an inclined plane. There are many ingenious bunkers of various shapes made of real turf. Practice in ap- proach shots is afforded in many ways Membership in: the new club is re. stricted to the members of the lead- ing Paris clubs and 250 persons al- ready have applied for membership. Indoor golf now is expected to be- come a popular sport among wealthy Parisians. | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO| NIT TEC, BUT HSS BEEN EATING ONLONS tf | On October 13, 1919, } ADVENTURE OF | THETWINS | \ By Olive Barton, Roberts say that w-was fast traveling,” he j said. “Wh-where am I?” “You're up jin the sky,” said Nancy. ‘Are you ‘hurt 2’! \ “The ‘stove lay down with a groan. “Sky!” he groaned,. “sky! Then I {must be a stove afeel: T s-s’pose I'll jgrow wings next. ; (ach, no,” Buskins hurried ‘to as- ‘sure him. ; “You're all right. You're ‘not an angel. You're in Fairyland, not in Heaven. The wind blew you up here.” “Same thing!” groaned the stove. “They don’t eat either place, an much use I’ll be. No, more bakings ‘og bread, no more brown gravy for {the children, no more lemon pies, no more mashed potatoes, nc more—’ \«you mustn’t feel so bad,” said Nick. “We'll take care of you. Can't we send him home, Mr. Buskins?” “Sure!” said Buskins, taking out 2 notebook. ‘We'll take the name and address of your owner, Mr. Stove, and send you back ‘ad°goéa' as’ new. But you'll have to @¢tisemeid’ minute now. I hear mcre things*cotning.” ‘There were poppings ‘and crashings everywhere as more and more objects large and small burst through the ifloor, or ground, I should say, of Emp- ty-land.’ Chimneys, plows, chicken- jcoops, scare-crows, rain-barrels, cows, cats, chickens, pigs, geese, automo- piles, brooms, trees and almost every- |thing in the dictionary, including fam- lily washings. It was, indeed, no longer ‘Emptyland, but; theoLand of | Everything, | Buskins went from one paor object jto another, taking names down in his j book. By and by he came back. “Kid- dies, I can’t understand a tenth of them. Can you help?” “Of course we can,” laughed Nancy |holding up the charm the Mushroom had given her. “Anything from Fiji to ohinese | (To Be Continued.) | (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service.) | , |. Nerve spécialists suggest airship ; hospitals, stationed at high altitudes free from germs. A GOOD FRIEND A good friend stands by you when jin need. ‘Bismarck péople tell how ;Doan’s Kidney Pills have stood the {test. (Mrs. ‘H. Steinmetz of 113 Second street, endorsed Doan’s ten years ago and again confirms the story. Could jyou ask fer more convincing testi- mony? “Some time ago I used a couple of ;boxes of Doan’s Kidney Pills from Lenhart’s Drug Store and they cured me ofa severe dull aching through the small cf my back,” says, Mrs. Stein- metz. “I had been annoyed for some time with a lameness and soreness through my loins and a tired and languid feeling. I got no relief until I learned of Doan's Kidney Pills.” (Statement give October 17, 1910.) Mrsv_ Stein- metz, said. ‘“The-cure Daan’s Kidney Pills made for me some years ago is still permanent. I am glad to again endorse them and I always recom- mend Doan’s to my friends when I hear them complaining of kidney trouble.” 60c, at all dealers. Foster-Milburn ‘Co., Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y. Adv.