The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 4, 1922, Page 4

“THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE gy Entered at’ the Posteffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second “Class Matter. jae Editor _ GEORGE D. MANN soe) + ‘Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY ; DETROIT making pug! sm the doorway, to nobility appears tobe 14-karat,’ ‘But— * The Frenchman who.\icanceived ‘the scheme probably was ‘‘kidding” ‘the npbAlity of France’s | less demoer: atic neighbors, t y “I was at New Salem with the Rotary. T found’there’ are’ manyiherds of cows at-run ‘from! 850 to-over; & inet of: butter‘ per cow and’ am toll Max. Morgan ‘that: he doés/not ‘be as the general: average! cow. over. j the state produces over'100 pounds. nate Paul ae aa Every CHICAGO H : rizefi "3 mi: i Hence we farmers are clearly’ rais- ugel Marquette Bldg. ates Bldg. With a pr izefighter' Ene anager: made a knight, jing the lowest road ers at the aagle Bone And Mugcle Ached— pPAYNE: BURNS AND SMITH _iwe see the ruins to which the ancient system of | s|mum cost. My present number of 33 Suffered ‘Three ,Years NEW YORK +. Fifth Ave. Bldg’ .ohlemen has been reduced. It is more startling jhens ore worth more to me than ‘the ice MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use| for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or ‘than finding a Russian grand duke washing dishes {in an American restaurant. +100 1 used to have of the poor low |* grade, FARMER. “Tanlac more than lived. up to its reputation in my case and I'm strong | for it,” said W. 1H. Woods, 503 Rondo | St. St. Paul, Minn’: {not otherwise, credited in this. paper and also the local And yet, by; curious coincidence, the originals | ae acres on i re ar publishes ae eatin of special dispatches herein | ‘of long lines of earls, counts and dukes got their | | _M AND AN ‘NOTES oat theamatini for ines years are also reserved. _/| titles by serving as prizefighters. | Se ne tana ae Tea onertnine a. i MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION |. The queen surrounded herself with a bodyguard | ‘COUNTY NURSE: whenieverys tame and. iaint kany boty ( SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANGE of 200 prizefighters. They kissed their swords, | i * LEAVES MANDAN | tc eet into.a Contre mala AS ' Daily by, carrier, per year a result I got little rest either day or to defend the queen with their lives. In| 3 a : Daily by mail, per-year (in Bismarck). . 7.20, swore jse Ei night and my herves gav \ Daily by. mail; per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5,00 | exchange, they were knighted. Uae Be cds wile, fon the, pasts don’t know what ETNA been. i Daily by, mail, outside of North Dakota.......... +++ 6,00: f titi obility had th in | fifteen months has’been empjoyed 88; the end of me if J hadn't gotten: hold The majority 0: ies and ‘nobility e! ‘county Red Cross nurse Jeft Mandan | of Tanlac when I @id. It certainly has THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established: 1873) «> SHIFT IN LEADERSHIP Boies Penrose’s death has caused a’ shift in. > leadership to: the West. Senator Me{umber is to} assume chairmanship of the most important com- mittee in the United States senate. interests are in safe hands, but the rule-of Pen-| rose was not prejudicial to the agricultural in. terests. There has always been a close working j agreement between Penrese and McCumber. The: two senators have worked harmoniously upon revenue matters and the demise of the senior , senator from Bonney vans is a distinct loss to | the natian. - Few. ‘men have seal more bitterly attacked than Penrose... He has been regarded by the muckrakers as a political boss and painted, in the darkest hues, but it is a significant fact that he * received greater majorities under, the primary | system than he did under the convention plan so “tthe a a’ speech, but he, worked labor- setrsacted teas” * yesults than with appeals to the’ galleries. When he did discuss financial matters, his words car- ried weight and his decisions. were ‘usually sound 7 economically. Barry, Washington correspondent for the Phila- delphia Public Ledger is interesting to North Dakota. A few excerpts are reproduced here: “Senator Porter J. McCumber of North Dakota will become chairman of the great tariff and tax ation committee, He) will be power. “Senator McCumber will not. be blamed for Those states | whose chief industry is agriculture feel that their fously in committee and was concerned more with | : “first Fepresent- I ative of an agricultiral constituency ta wield‘that | | origin in fighting, especially, warfare. Titles are losing out as democracy gains con- | | trel of the social system. Canada recently gave; ‘us a fine illustration when her people raised vio-; ent objections to the elevation of prominent Ca-| ‘nadians to noble ranks, by the British crown. = | Noblemen were the expression of destructive | and parasitic forces that had free swing by keep- | ing the people down. The tide now runs in the other direction, with titles and medals conferred for constructive work. We have the Nobel prizes for each year’s greatest ‘literary, scientific, humanitarian. and other con- tributions to the world. We see inventors and engineers honored with| | international medals. | ‘The overall is taking the place ‘of thé coat-of-arms. The Aristocracy of Public Service ¢clipses , ‘the rown' and | jknights, dukes, counts, barons, earls progress. ) i pand toy. moving ‘picture outfits, make .us.. ‘keep pace with the world. Some nursery movie films are sold as low as a jcent'a foot. The price ranges up to 10 cents a foot for films that can’t catch fire or explode. | Do you remember the first movie you saw —; how it thrilled you? The scientific, marvel of yesterday is the toy of today. If it keeps, on, we'll be getting old-fashioned every 24 hours. :WASTED The new. Japanese. yearly budget “appropriates the equivatent of $333,000,000 for army and navy. ‘Schools get $28,500,000. That is| is ups realize that. we'll have to double our step to}, ( | | regularity now. And many of the dou: as you will noti I don’ know how dey fin’ it b . Den we see'dat'fat, ol’ feller 6h An! it’s good by, Mr. Possitl, Ditt’s nothin’ jist like possum Now, hustle roun’ de table, « ca: Yo! hid one in yo’ pocket, so’s ysbaper printed | m ! n, Dakota Territory, .in fring /thé‘hanies and ac- i “many . “Historical events, Hee en State his-' at Fort 1864,. con counts have bet Detachments. of the ‘army of Occupation are leaving Coblenz with ‘with relatives, ghboys, are leaving their sweethearts, | AAR A POSSUM TIME When le moon his face am hi in’, an’ de Sta’s ain’t bright, Its a dandy time f’r possum, cavse de signs am ngav, An’ de houn-dawgs keep a snifflin, till dere on his trail, ut dey never fail a » when he’s roasted rieht, Rimmed round wid sweet pertaters lookin’ goldy-bright; » An’ de'little pickaninnies, how dar eyes do shine, Cayse dey smell dat possum roastin’, an’ he shore smells fine. + yse de possum’ 's done, Dar’s room fir ev’rybody an’ a place f’r ev’ryone; Ho, dar, you saucy nigger, when’s yo’ pranks a gonna cease? yo’d git anudder piece. —Florence Borner. NEWSPAPER FILES OF 1864 GIVEN — TO THE STATE \TE HISTORIC. L SOCIETY my possessidn s. 3 3, and, 4. of Vol. 'T of the “Frontiér Scout,”.a.small 4-' page paper.printed at-Fort Union, D. T., the dates being July, 14, July'27 and August 17,;1864.;° The paper was pub- lished by Company I, 30th Wisconsin estercay to accept a position inthe /U. 3. Public Health Service-and will ; he stationed in hospital No. 68 at Min- ;neanolis, ) In the latter part of October when | it was apparent that there would be} ‘much need -for assistance especially | =) districts, Miss Ekman} - {inthe country ; planned. for systematic relief work, nd with the cooperation of ‘Mrs. H. Jess who devoted her time and other | women who ‘aided in collecting sup-| been given 51) Donations | ‘plies, clothing has jadults and 128 children. ‘were received not only from people in| ‘Mandan, but from other cities in North; 'Dakta and ‘also from the twin cities. | ; Hr many friends in Mandan andj} !community regret to see Miss Ekman j leave. | F. S, Hudson has returned from New; ‘Rockford where he spent the poles Olson, has, returned, ito, the y of North Dakota at Grand i after spending the holidays | with his. parents, any i i Astin oH 7 oof Chicago, . who ihas si en a ouday, guest at the J.C. i Crost! hwaite. home, relumed to his it, in; Wisconsiné | Peter Iverson; who has been. ‘visiting ‘at the I, C. Iverson home’ during ‘the (holidays, returned to his home at Far-+ (go yesterday, ' | Miss Eleanor Priske has returned ‘from a visit’ with friends and relatives at Detroit, Minn., over the holidays. Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Newgard have returned to their-home at Hoople, N. iD., after spending the holidays in ‘Mandan with relatives. ne also, visited” in Fargo! ie iting during the holidays at the home of his parents,: Mr... and.'Mrs. L. /J., | | Mr. and Mrs. J. A, Harding have re-.|, turned’ from: Brainerd, Minn.) ‘where; from marrying. ‘But-they never know |they spent the holidays ‘with relatives.. "they were eragy until too late. and I haven’t a vestige of ‘stomach trouble or rheumetism now.” “Tanlac is sold in Bismarck by Jo- seph Breslow and by leading drug- | gists everywhove,” ‘Ady, Love is blind. Help the blind. Mail robbers who want what’s com- ing tous get, what's conan, to them, ee Frenchman has mate’ gold out ‘of | lead. We saw 9 plumber make $50 | out. of a lead pipe once. Christmas itself is quito a sift.) An-‘auto is a. fecessity' unless you want to get run over by one. atthe same time! ”° * —amaor dsl (x Wonden if indigestion makes peo- them have indigestion? i Ford-says, Muscle Shoals ‘is good for 1000 years. A regular little tencen- tury plant. A movie star who hires a’ “double” for risky stunts can’t get one to go { home f for him at night. ‘Only legal ‘eye-opener is short | skirts. We have lawa to-keep crazy people Just. ‘when everyone hoped. "there “Melvin Ha who has been 1 vise | would be no crime. wave this winter Christmas meekties ap appearod Bi Hohenzollern’s ¢ 3 coming marriage made meé feel a thousand times he‘ter, | ple-grouchy or if being grouchy makes that in spite of the political school he was allied WONDERS _' Den dey all start inter bark fo Dy. L. R. Priske has gone to Minne-| ee fora , y in. hi: { : ‘ ‘ : ‘. apolis and other points in Minnesota; “The sky is the limit” originated popular in his own state. | Children, tinkering ‘with wireless tel An’ we know de possum's up da srrgevata]cweekay vial ‘He will also| one day when it snowell aa fanaa thinking first perhaps of farmer products’ in‘tar- 1 Erickson, left yesterday,for Aberdeen, | i ven. times ich, rations a8] torical. Soe ity by » Moffet, lieu-| Volunteers,, These copies contain ref, vs J _ iff discussions, but hebia’ ‘counted as holdi g safe’ ‘ce aes aS, muthy fr war, prep haan tenant*toYonel, “U. SPA? of st Paul, | erences to well known. pioneer names. Stine mere is emnloned ora ighows he, will, die fighting. } nvii 3 relativi r 7 sential n Ming. Capt, ‘Motfet, was Hey early resi-/ like Rolette, Larpenteur, Gerard, and: i There. is limit to. hi eonviction ative to the, ecip eeity a The person who does, not seé the fallacy, of that) dent’ bf Bismarck’ and published a pi-| Sully, and news mention of the invest- Oil company, ‘Charlie, Late ean be. ie Peony ( between farm and factory.” + And. again: -“The advancement of Mr. McCumber, however, | carries an eloquent story of what i ‘is happening i in the republican organization’ in congress. It fore- tells an issue which the party leaders must face in the near future. The leaders of the north and; east no longer answer, wien thé roll fs‘calléd, The west is gaining the ascendancy. Powerful com- mittee chairmanships are passing from New Eng- land to the country beyond the Mississippi. Party) management, is slipping from the type of the giants of yesterday. Cameron, Quay and Pen- rose of Pennsylvania, Crane and Hoar from Mass- achusetts, “Tom” Platt of New York; from Maine, the elder Hale and James G. Blaine; Gallinger of New Hhampshire; Rhode Island, S. Aldrich, and’ Justin S. Morrill from Vermont. “It is moving westward. Mid-western and, far! “western republicans, most of them. still, young in life, already’ hold high: places ‘on the ‘dominant | jis a 14-carot idiot, And people are - beginning to ' see! a { | People, of all ‘nations;: of: all: races, are coming! out of thelr trance. The super-hypnotist, War, | iis far from dead. But his ultimate‘extinction is inevitable. ; Handwriting ison the’ wall. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this columa,may or may not. express the opinion of The Tribune. They are. pre here in order that our readers may have both-sides of. ieporest ieaues which are being discussed in the presa of the day. . PENROSE AND McCUMBER The death of Senator Boies Penrose of Penn- ;Sylvania removes from the upper house its most | dominating and: interesting personality. Possess- ed of, a fine. amind and inheriting the traditions. of 2 long line of* ‘American ancestors, Penrose seeme: ‘to. have been'bdrn to lead. Naturally he avag ai oneer newspaper.’ “Hig ‘residence here | ig recalled ‘by Captdini Belk ‘and: oth- | ers: DK2MR. Gilmbre) dufator of the | historical society, sent Col.’ Moffet a thatiks forthe eontribution sof the society. ‘om Cai rain Moffet fol- rf ny ‘The -Curator;: - Nortn Dakota Historical Museum, Bismarck,’ North Dakota. Very, recently. ‘there.came into Sir: ADVENTURE OF “THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts “Yes,” said Buskins, “we ‘shall: have to be very careful and not knock any of thé ‘growing ballcion people off the trees... They never grow a bit after they fall.” Suddenly Nancy had to sneeze. “'erchoo, kerchoo!” she went t Instantly, a.voice overhead snal ed at: » S ment of Richmond by General Grant, and the’ nominations of Lincoln and! Johnson; and Fremont and Cochran for President and Vice President. Al- so accounts of ‘several Indian fights jin the vicinity of F rt Union. It the North Dakota Historical So- ciety would like to have these. papers ¥ will gladly send them to yo Very sincerely. etc., W. P. Moffet, Lieut. Col. Cavalry, U. S. Army. 135 eggs per year with fair care and good food. The biggest money maker on the farm is the hen and she is the least thought of, least cared for and least appreciated. Yesterday I sold fresh eggs for 70 cents cash in Bis- tharck. The average person could with a very little more care and ex- pense increase his egg production per hen,to 100 eggs per year and I know } iiss Buleta Grosthwaite entertained , a company of friends at a watch night, party at_her home, Saturday evening. Arthur C. Kase af Chicago who has been'& guest ‘at the ane home, nea the: guest! of ‘fon THE “MOTHER OF MEDICINE”! Isis, the Queen and afteYwatds the, Medicine:” ‘In ‘anctent Egypt, centuries, befor? Christ,’ women werd skilled in medicine. They knew the great value of medicinal: plants. Hippocrates, the “Father of Medi- cine,” many centuries later, knew less of the merit« of vegetable drugs than} did the women of ancient times. Ldyia E. Pinkham, nearly fifty years ; {ago, gave to women her Vegetable. ,Compcund, now known everywhere as Lydia BE, Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- pound. This is a woman’s medicine for |woman’s ailments, prepared from medicinal plants—Adv. Goddess, was called the “Mother ot} - ; ing. ‘Ténhyson n Pity the poor “locksmiths. ere ‘laughs at, locksmiths. Tom' Watson wantel ‘to slap ~an aimy major’s face for two cents. Some privete ‘missed something: by being broke. has Tis Keep: your Twite away from the ‘Office ‘hire an ugly ‘steriographer. ‘Ge-many says she will pay by Jan- uary 15. We have told many credi- tors the same thing. “Bandits Play Havoc’ — headline. Stop the play. The actors are bad. Swap early. > Ohio hospitals. for epileptics, estab- lished in 1893, was the first institution of its kind in America: New Sonth,; Wales. labor’ govern- i ment-has opened its first state owned rT GUO ‘ ay 4 pire i Zcommittees: Ahead of them are the elder’ states-| conservative and as the acknowledged head of the|,;,.” ere! T knew yn Che rai Jaf z H Tm going to fall off. I’m‘ slipping! ‘Kat Heartily %men of the party, all well-al i fs ef iy Y. c E party, all well-along-in years. A few. ‘Republican ‘Qld: Guard’ he brought. upon, himself | es, 1 Sor eae ac me ‘Without Dread be Sof them are sick men. They have but a Jittle! grnile yet to go. Within, a-decade, the westerners. will have a majority of the high places. | Vigorous attack. and criticism. of the.progressive element in both‘panties.*°These, however}"did: not | lalter him orshis opinions, and despite the fact “Twas ‘stite pen!’ Here’ I’vé ‘héen Tanging on by the skin of niy ‘teeth’ for ‘the last week. If I drop, the balloon man is sure to get me, then’ he'll takg “me off to the i i t | Eat Anything You Like and Don’t_ | Worry—Stuart’s Dyspepsia Tablets FS “Republican leaders are not blind to the possi-; that he was proclamied:a “boss’?’ and 4 enemy earth to a.tountgy fair: or circus and Relieve Sour Stomach, Belching, bilities of the situation. Th h kK di! sell nié‘to a child who ‘willseither poke | G A “5 F ey havé reckoned’ of the commoh people the yoters of } state! ine inta'a fire or stick a pin into me, | dein gtte angia. cometlons qwith it already. La,Follette:of Wisconsip,jstands kept sending ‘him back to Washington’ with ever-| don’t ‘want to drop ome at | , Due to Indigest:on drop of I-11 > Cate i third now on the finance committee. Reed and increasing majorities. This alone is sufficient to, SS ee aboay! Quick! I'm going!” | Me an issue for party leaders. : Cumber and then’ William E. Borah.” HH . to the Keystone state, Smoot are ahead of him as heir apparent to the indicate that: perhaps he was not as black as ‘he! chairmanship, but the possibility remains of such was painted. . Behind Senator Lodge| zon the foreign relations committee stand Mr. Mc- the Senate organization. The passing of Penrose will be keenly felt in! ‘As. chairman. of ‘the. | finance committee he was responsible for the re-| The death of Penrose coming so close upon that cent tax revision act and at the time of his death, sbout keeping out of things that they Sof his. brilliant colleague Knox is a great blow was working on the tariff bill. It deprives a great’ indus- now goes to Senator Porter J. McCumber of North| The chairmanship “But nobody: did catch him and no- ‘body: ever would, for. the balloon had ‘hung onto the tree so long that he'd | got overripe and the instant he touch- ed the ground there was a loud exvlo-) ; sion. He had blown up like,a bomb! “That's the way it is,” ‘said’ Bus- } “Often folks are so) careful kins. don’t notice that they are getting into worse trouble than ever. - “The old balloon was so. afraid of making some child happy that he did | trial center of dominant leadership in the senate. Dakota, and from the standpoint of Western: in- Penrose and Knox working in complete sympathy terest, particularly agricultural, this change no, “wielded a great power which they used in behalf doubt will be considered beneficial. McCumber-° Zof the Republic in some of the most critical has proved himself one cf the Senate leaders and ) You Must KNOW WHAT CoultRs (TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE WE HAVE one AWFUL TIMG INDUCING THOSE FeELCOWS TO EMIGRATE TO THIS not notice he was getting old and use- less.> It’s too. bad. but it can’t be help- ed. “But we must be going, children. I want to take youl to the City of Bal- |loonatick. That's periods. 3 + Fa KIDDING THE NOBILITY Georges Carpentier, who helped make Jack Dempsey pay a big income tax for 1921, will be =a nobleman January 1. =~ To honor Carp, the French government has in-| vented a new decoration—the Order of Physical enforcement of the eighteenth amendment ought! i PEOPLE'S FORUM — ~Education. Carp’s title will be Officer. Descamps, | Shis manager, will be made a Knight. Apparently this elevates Carp to equal social; “standing with the Earl of Dolittle or the Knights | Sof the Golden Prune. The French are a subtle people, adepts and past “masters at delicate irony. On the surface, this ‘has a great opportunity before him as successor) to the famous Pennsylvanian.—St. Paul Dispatch. | IN THE NAME OF GAMALIEL Those leaders of the prohibition forces who are, demanding that President Harding declare him- self emphatically in favor of or opposed to exac ct + to be reminded that his middle name is Gamaliel.: | Having been reminded that, they ought to look up the derivation of the name and learn that, ac-| cording to certain authorities, it means the. “camel of the Lord.” There are only two ways to interpret that. He may be a dry, or he may, not.—San Francisco Call. ‘ i Fea cep icaeat ReLieS | jwhere: the Fourth of ; July paper ‘ballo cussnll go. when mor- tals send them up to the sky.” ‘So ‘Nancy got ‘on her pink paper vig, ck on his blue paper puppy and Buskins on his green elephant and | away they went. (To Be Continued) | (Copyright, 1921,-NEA Service) \ + — | Bismarck, Dec. 31, 1921, Editor Tribune: Last night’s issue ran a- writesp dated Fargo on poultry. It stated there were three million paying hens in the State and that each hen produced ‘on the average of 60 eggs. ,I also have S Counter hi a good herd of high but not thorough- bred birds and my hens wil] run about | ALL ABOARD a eco is € UROPE Simply Chew a Stuart’s Dyspepsia Tablet After Meals—They Taste Good b matter what you eat or drink, | even though it be just a glass of sweet milk, the stomach’may rebel and sour ‘almost immediately. In- such. case3 one or two Stuart’s Dyspepsia Tablets | | other distresscs | Travelers may savé themselves’ much | of the discomfort of wayside eating by furnish the alkaline effect to offset the jacid condition. Quite pften the stom; ‘ach may be ove-crowded with partia- ly digested food. & cold bottle of beverage at such | times may add to the difficulty and | there is gassiness, a bilioug'taste, and due** indigestion. having a box of Stuart’s Dyspepsia Tablets with then as'they can be had in almost any drug store throughout the U,.S. and. Canada. Adv.