The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 21, 1921, Page 4

+N JOBS .PAGE.FOUR THE | HE B ISM A RCK T R I B U NE plays ghosts of notes that actually cannot be writ- ; ten for sheet music, according to Louis Rich, Cleveland ‘orchestra leader and the only musician Editor |in the world with ‘a cost system. | Negroes have the jungle in mind when they ‘call jazz “monkey music.” It was, negroes, in ‘scarlet uniforms, that gave us the circus band, fore-runner of all jazz. Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. Dy as Second Class Matter, GEORGE 1 D. MANN - : 3 - Foreign Representatives ‘G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. - PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. + MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS 1 The Associated Press is exclusively entitled. to the use | for republication of. all news dispatches credited to it or|' cen gened ise ctedited in. thi paper and also the local’ speeches with a pencil. He got the habit during! * “All rights of republication of special dispatches herein 30 years of newspaper work and says, “I find that| are also reserved. _!a pencil keeps pace with my thoughts.” | Br ere aN ; Much is. said in favor.‘of quick decision, but! MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF\CIRGULATION i SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN RUveNCE ‘usually slow and deliberative thought is sounder| “rap and more lasting. It took Gray a lifetime to pro- Daily by carrier, per year Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) es i i y sm@rck).. 00 duce his “Elegy.” On important matters, take; Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota............ + 6.00 | your time. A hundred years from now, it won’t | Daily by fnail, per year (in state outside é THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER ‘make any: difference. Business was wrecked by (Established 1873) bs fade G jfast thinking and snap judgment. ‘ ° aie { DETROIT Kresge Bldg. HARDING President Harding writes all his messages and WINGED VICTORY : | The clouds will be the war trenches of tomor-j row, says Rear Admiral Sims. . “The winner of | the next war will be the nation — or nations — | which has the control of the air. A few planes, | built at comparatively little expense, can wipe | out a fleet of ships worth millions of dollars,” \ You have beén thinking: “The diplomats are going to reduce navies—now that the battleship is obsolete.” But the battleship is nct obselete, says Sims. DECAY | | Russian’ art continues to be the rage among’ many American intellectuals. Hypnotized by ‘Russian novels, plays, dancing and grotesque; ‘paintings, they see in these the sunrise of a com- ‘ing civilization. i More probably, it is: the sunset. Art is the go to seed. iM But the agonies through which Russia has been ‘going may give her.a rebirth of strength. ‘That Why?* Because invading armies cannot be trans-, ‘would mean less art, more of the concrete things Me : ing of life. Thus her future is hopeful, if you look: ported through the air. Naval wareraft still are. vital for guarding troop transports and knock- [a it through normale i down airplanes and carrying heavy artifiery | ‘ i necessary. to storm coast fortifications and make a| . HOAX | . landing! possible. \ More gray hairs! Weeping, wailing and a - . ¢ «ling of teeth! Exports from United States fell off har eae poneanngs peat one aireraft in $48,097,419 during November compared with the, ‘Airph : t month before. irplanes, to at tack coast défenses, could no ‘That looks like bad news. It is. But later, cross the ocean in great swarms. They would} A when the figures are all in, it will be fuond that! have to be shipped on carriers. Attacking those} is carriers is where the naval fleet comes in. ‘the falling off was largely in prices—that the/ ‘numbers of bushels, tons, bales and pounds are} The ascending supremacy of. the fighting air-| 8° ing out about as’usual. plane is a great asset for America. The cards, all play into/our hands. 2 | We no longer are isolated, but the oceans Beal give us a protective wall. In the strategy of any big war involving United | States, the airplane would be a defensive, not an| aggressive weapon. The airplane is a wonder, at staying hore to! defend. It is-not so easy to fly across the ocean and attack. wat” was mostly a price hoax. That is the Great| yeleiie Delusion—thinking in terms of prices instead of actual quantities. Z GUILTY In a Detroit court, the judge was about to sen-| rtence a young man for larceny. The-youth’s mother stepped forward and, assuming probation: responsi- rbility, said, ‘‘T spoiled him as a‘child. I, not he, jam | PASS to planic. I should pay ‘thie pénalty.”’ The other day, one of our naval dirigibles, C-7, Parenthood is the most serious responsibility that | made thé world’s first successful flight by a comes into anyone’s life. lighter-than-air craft using helium, the non-! q The neglected child, later a failure or a criminal, explosive gas. This gas will revolutionize the|can frequently thank his father or mother for ‘his use of aircraft in war. fo ins predicament. ° ) A helium dirigible is explosion-proof, and fire:| SR SESH i proof. Its destruction by anti-aircraft guns! STAGNANT | would be extremely difficult. . ft can carry many | The Moscow Pravda reports that Russia manufac- | giant bombs, for sinking naval vessels, while a/|tured 660,000 plows in 1913 and 88,838 plows inj swarm of guarding planes fought off attacking!1920. All other farm.implements have taken simi-| planes. ‘ jlar drops, some of them worse—notably, harvesting Four years ago, it cost $2000 a cubic foot to: | machines, dropping from 111,000 to 2,319. produce helium gas. Now it costs 15 cents a cubic; This shows what sovietism has done for Russia, foot. . ‘but that has been harped to death. . Helium is extracted from natural gas in wells The important thing ‘is that one of thesé days near Fort Worth, Texas. Enough to inflate four!Salesman Sam will drift into Russia and begin open-| large dirigibles a week. And.we have a, monopoly jing up wonderful markets for American goods. on helium, ot nowhere else in ‘the world is there|Feed them. Keep/future customers alive. %°} | any othe eyes jown supply in practigable quantities, pe a vey ei “Again, he cards all come our way. Slee CENTURY ——. A big century plant is in bloom in the New York ‘ @ botanical gardens. It’s a rare and interesting sight. Forty-two leading iron and ‘steel producing|More interesting—that these plants do not bloom companies increased their number of employes 12! only once a century, as commonly supposed. This ber, cent during November. one flowered in 20 years, n ‘So goes steel, so goes general business.” Life is full of these century plant myths. Most Produ¢tion of iron and steel has been mounting of the information floating in the world is inac- steadily since July. Recovery. is not rapid. But curate. Statisties contradict each otha. Is the hu- that’s an indication it is a healthy movement.;man brain developed to a point’ where accurate Others will follow the leader, steel, thinking is possible? Some think not. One fellow wrote a book about it, and made out a good case. \ ORIENT : ~ Stage is being set for industrial development of| the Orient. A new company is started, with a) eee of $100,000,000, to exploit India’s! rich natural resources. It will produce 700,000 tons of pig iron and 450,000 tons of finished steel! expres the aninion of Me Triton ues are pretented here 2 year. I]. SASS" seman as Seat cence oem A lot of English names appear ‘among those, launching this hig venture. But the venture is! MELLON CALLS FOR TAX REVISION’ christened U.S. Steel Corporation of India, Ltd. If Congress thought it had not got tax revision /off. its hands by passing the measure now on the} E | statute books, it received a severe jolt yesterday| In Wales, the smoke and fumes from a copper|in Secretary Mellon’s first annual report. The| smelter destroyed all nearby vegetation. The} head of the Treas:ry Department has no pity for; smelter owners were told to junk their plant. They jlawmakers. He proposes to keep at Congress un-, compromised by building the world’s highest ti it does the job of revising taxes as it ought Ho chimney, two miles in<length, extending up ajbe done. As the Secretary evidently has\the sup-| sloping mountain. _ |port’ of President Harding in’ this-attitude, the! This peculiar engineering feat demonstrates | best course for Congress to pursue is to buckle) one of the most fundamental truths—sthat every down to the work of enacting a tax law which is| problem has a solution. Don’t be discouraged. | |adapted to existing conditions—New York Even- | :Seek the way out. It exists. You'll find it, if you ing Post. “Stee | look long enough. | — - | SOME IMPROVEMENTS NEEDED JAZZ. ‘| When a man who starts from the Arctic to en:| Scientists, who study mankind as solemnly as |list for a war arrives three years after it is over, if we were peculiar beetles, are trying to trace | there i is much yet to be done in improving com- the origin of jazz music. | munication. ‘Before the next war, there may be The trial leads through the south, back to the| regular airplane service in the Arctic regions, and| {blackboys of the. African. jungle... The negro{Planes may bring in, recruits a week after fight- (stands alone in the te to. play. jazz|..He even| ing begins.—Portland Oregonian. Ce , EDITORIAL REVIEW SOLUTION ‘blossom that comes when civilization-is. about to: - RP Fem MUST BE CRANK TO i) ‘ WILL YOU TAKE THIS AND PLEASE DONT, Lose IT ! ‘ “PRIZE.CORN SAYS CHAMPION Springfield, I, Dec. 21—(By the Associated Press)—-Rich soil of San- gamon county, which in Indian dia- lect meant “Land of Plenty,” and long years of careful seed selection, pro- duced the corn this year, which brought to Illinois last week, the 1921 grand champion sweepstakes prize of America. / Only. a country: store, a grain/ele- \road-:mark theitailroad station of Maxwell, 23 smiles southwest of Springfield; where the ten ears of yellow corn were. raised which won the grand) championship. From. the decrepit railroad ‘station westward, stretches the land of J. W. Workman, prodyger of this champion grain, the son a grandson of corn growers. -His in. was awarded the championship’ in, Chicago, at the \In- ternational Graig and Hay show!. Years of: care fead selection,. his j excellent ey rotation’ of ‘corn | write alte vom Bastute: are the three cutstahdinggelements in his sue- ‘cess, "= Farmers about Workman's. home. say the honor came of hard work, and \his’ wife adds—“enthusiasm that kept jhim;outéof bed at night while all the jrest’ of us slept,” poring over his i graiag with the same rapture that holds a miser: “I'm a crank,” “Mr. Workman said. “You.can’t raise prize corn for twen- ty-five years and not be a crank.” Yet: for ‘all his corn growing and prize winning he has nevér seen a perfect ear of corn. “Never,” he*said, “have I seen a perfect ear. Net ‘one of the ten eary T seit to Chicago was perfect. All.I jcould co was take the very best 1 had and hope they would stand up beside An ‘Important Tdea_ “ ty — ¢——— (Letters to Lovers By Winona Wilcox Not a few ultra-modern young wo- men who‘insist wpon their own men- tal and moral integrity, assert that the supreme right of every wontan is to mother her*own child. Never mind what becomes of father. When he no longer loves. the mother—a not un- | usual contingency—he ought not to be around the fF permitted “to bother house,” assert these radicalists. An outraged matron complains: “My daughter returned from a long visit to Europe with some trumpery notions about the réghts of women. She ‘was: introduced.to a very curious. kind ‘of. unwed mother, an unmarried woman of about thirty, a woman of fortune, fine education and great. re- spectability. “She didn’t pretend to have adopt- ed the child. She openly and proud; ly ‘asserted that it is her own. She j expects friends to say that it is the picture of herself. “No one ever would accuse this wo- man of being vulgar or thoughtless. “She explains the child’s existence by defiantly asserting that she ar-| dently desired her own offspring to inherit her fortune, her two brothers having been killed in the war. -The boy will wear they name of the older brother. “She had no wish whatever to adopt an orphan, she must have a} child carrying the family strain. And so—behold he? baby! “But—a_ husband? She is very ugly—husbands are scarce in Eu- rope—she couldn’t believe that any Man would marry her except for her money. “This woman is considered -an ad- vanced thinker. Her theory, which shocks me, is the soie topic of dis- cussion when my daughter’s friends come to tea.” The theory startles any. ordinary American intelligence, but it has long ceased to disturb certain women who consider themselves enlightened. Those who approve it have the habit .of turning the searchlight ‘of truth—and of science—upon their own instincts. And they act accord- ingly. But they leave the child—and its:rights—in total darkness. Fortunately, science today cogcerns itself wih many things other than hu- man instincts. There are several sci- ences which touch the home. And The “big foreign trade we built up during the -vator, three farm: tiouses and a muddy! the Binera: In every ear I could see imperfeg ion.” Of his 430 acres in the. Maxwell tarm, only 53 were in corn this. year, They yielded 75 hushels an_acre, all vel.ow dent. That was picked over at first by Mr. Workman and ‘his son, Rome Workman, who, {his mother says, “is almost as bad; ;as' his pa about corn.” , That yield offered sev- eral bushels of “show. corn.” by the midnight oil, Mr. eliminated all but: fifty ears,, which were sent to the International show. In.the regional ‘contest with ’.Kan- sas, Missouri, Kentucky:: West Vir- ginia, Virginid, Maryland, Delaware and southern parts of Illinois, Indiana and Ohio, he. won first for yellow corn then took the highest regional prize for any kind of: corn from the holde® of the best white? corn,” which was from Missouri. Then he’ entered the sweepstakes. His-best ten ears won, | aoe “I have seen him down” on all fours,” one neighbor said, “picking his seed, grain by grain, culling cut that which he felt fell below hi’ ‘stan- dard. He would spread a big tarpau- ‘in, pour the grain upon it, and then get. down with it.” “Corn should not be, planted for more than five years*in succession in the same land,” Mr. Workman. said. His custom is to raise eorn in a-pars cel of land four or five years, and then to plant it in alfalfa and clover and make it. pasture land for ten or twelve years, renewing the land. “Best .cdrn never. comes the first year,” Mr. Workman declared. . “Corn that won the championship game from ground that was in its_second year of corn.” nucleus of the family, the’center of interest of two, parents, ~ According to a sound theory ‘of life, the child cannot be, reared properly ,| in a.divided home, ror by a single par- | mt. The best kind of children must ce a father’s ds well as moe care and influence. If the father is a pattern. man. so much more fortunate ere the chil- ‘| dren. Then, Workman} with his keen eye. for imperfections |” WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21: If he fails asa model husband, then he is a good warning of what a man ought not to be. Either way, the child is saved from ignorance of how men feel, think and act. Even the most wonderful mother cannot give her son.a man’s outlook upon life, : sl ak ee ADVENTURE OF . THE TWINS _By Olive Barton Roberts “Yes; Santa had given’ Nancy a needie; a‘ magic one of course, to darn up, ail the holes in the. stockings. that were to hdhg up on the mantel-pieces Because,- you know, sometimes with | plum puddings to‘make and the house to tidy up and so much to do ‘n’ all just” before Christmas, mothers have to Jet the weekly darning wait and at the last ‘minute. often. there isn’t, a} decent stockings in the house. It would never, ne er, ypever do to have! Santa slide doWn ‘a chimney (that the sweep had miade all nice and clean) and stuff goodies, such as pop- corn and candy, into tlie stockings and |. then find that the whole business ‘was drop, drop, dropping out on the floor. Santa Claus is much too busy (and much too fat) to stoop and pick the things up again. It wouldn't do as all Nick went with Nancy.‘but not to help. her darn; he had a special mis. sion of his own. He had to go down all the chimneys in his magic Green Shoes and get all the notes that the children had written jat the last min- ute. Of course, you know, Brownie got some of the notes, be cause Kip had been busy trying to un- #o.all the mischief that Tweekanose. the wicked gnome, had done. ‘Tweekanose would not only pull the children’s nose and keep them awake and ‘send bad dreams down the chim- eys, but he'd steal their notes if he could, Kip had had his hands full. Bust finally the little fellow had things in pretty good ' shape and Tweekanose had sneaked off:to. Gnome Land where; he belonged. But there were still EVERETT TRUE JPUTTING. ON Car MUFES. TAKING OFF EAR MUFES.. .jeach of them makes the. child’ the |. BY CONDO Kip the ee tors out, I nied Foley (iano ‘some notes that. Kip didn’t. get_ and that was Nick's job. He and Nancy worked hard and fin- ally everything was-finished. Back'to the North Pole they went. (To Be: Continued.) (Copyright, 1921, NEA Service.) _} ~“Can a man love two women at the same time?” asks a writer. Not if they find it out. . A 70-year-old fellow named “Bra- verman” saves three from a burning builditig.: First, pame out to be “Some.” Come on ‘back. summer. We didn't mean what we said about you. It-is ‘too easy to feel rich on’ bor- rowed money. Lo.’s make the naval holiday safe and sane—no fireworks. Hardly any of these rocks on the matrimonial_sea are cradle rocks, A little kindness has to go a long ways because the supply is, short. AN V" fot Only eight months since June ‘and ly out of debt. is wy discharge*them. | We/are working our heads off for posterity and posterity hasn’t done a thing for us. VOU9Y Ju Hare If that expedition finds thevtop of \Mt. Everest it will be-a'fine place to ‘put the Arbuckle case. Increase in Russian. poetry shows she goes-from bad’ to verse. Congressmen ought ‘to’ make ‘swel: movie comedies; they go through lots |} of foolish motions. Wish Ford was more numerous, |. Mexico reports a big VYoleano erup- tion. . At. first it was thought to be.an ‘old-time iclectton. i at One reason more sons:don't return to the..old homestead: is .they, cant lift the mortgage, father, y The’ longest and. shortést’ day “we have is the.one before payday. “If some people could be. two ‘places at once, both: places would ‘be, picuute shows. =." es Do’ your resoluting early, Suse ate | MANDAN NOTES FIRE DAMAGES ~~ MANDAN HOME Loss estimated at $1,500 was caused by fire in the home of Nick Ressler, in Mandan. Fire is_ believed to have been caused by the heat from an electric light bulb lighted on‘ a. bed in a spare room. in the attic. The damage was confined principally to the top of the house. MARRIAGE ANNOUNCED, Announcements have been received ,in ‘Mandan of the marriage of Miss ' Peart Lowden, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. A..L, Lowden of Bowman, N. D.. to Stanley C. Prideaux. j occurred at. Fargo ‘on, Dec. 60° Mr. ‘\Prideauz is on the office attf of tho \Xewis and Clark, hotel,’ and is well | known among hotel men of the state. The bride has been. office deputy cf State’s Attorney Connolly. TO CARE FOR NEED. Welfare committees of the Cath- olic Daughters of America, the Salva- {tion Army and the Knights of Pythias in Mandan are. checking up on the needs of poor families of the city and promise that there will ‘be no homes in. whch Christmas cheer will pe lacking. | IS IMPROVING. Duncan Noyes, manager of the Car- son: Electric. plant, who was brought to the Deaconess hospital more than au week ago following serious injuries while at work, is improving rapidly and will not Jose the sight of one eye as was feared for several days. ELKS DANCING PARTY. The Elks lodge is planning to give a New .Year’s eve dancing party, which itt hopes to make one of the best affairs in Mandan in years. Mount Lassen, California, is the only active volcanic crater in the United ; States. Whist, played as long ago as 1500, was originally called trumph. STOP DISEASE Coughs,colds, speomod' ccroup, whooping cough, la gripze and | bronchial cough should feceive im | diate treatment, or moredangerous si ness may result. Don’tdelay. Uss | Foley’s Honey ‘and Tar undisputedly the best: known and most successiul cough medicine on the market. Is wholesotne and+ safe; no bettce My throat fort a3" ta Best way to get rid of your duties’ some of the yoing couples are | near- ~ The wedding | ah By By ¥3