The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 15, 1921, Page 4

mental attitude, ‘All problems. are simple. Ap-|as a mechanic repairs a motor, i Bldg., Marshall. Tlich, ; ’ worl ' pate oo “THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ( = * ! DECEMBER 15 ~ : Cay *, Fas y . z THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE proach them natin, not ene them on WANT A BATTLESHIP? BID AND'BUY ONE CHEAP! ‘ Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Secona cult oe mysterious, au you'll solve tl ern que, y 4 a Class Matter. | Success is in being natural and doing things Wy ‘ « GEORGE .D. MANN. - > -~~)~S”~”~”~SCBditor, naturally. A Foreign Representatives , ii cmicago & LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY | i SPEED a ~ vi if nH HY i; my it) ” Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | Fiction writers say, “Fast as an antelope. PAYNE, BURNS ANDeSMITH |That’s low. A hunter near Edmonton, Canada, NEWYORK: >: Fifth Ave. Bldg. chased antelopes in his auto and overtook them MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS i eisily. | : The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use | i i | ts ‘ ‘ ic for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or| The auto and airplanes are nothing but mechan. SH ani cH PL eee af Rot “othenwike seredilted in this paper and also the local | ica) animals, superior to those of nature. They’ll! fates te ‘ All rights of republication of special dispatches hereiniseem slow to future supermen. i Vacant heads are never rented. iY are also reserved. | ———_—_—_—_—_—_ saa | When the Red Cross roll fs called i } en 1c ed Cross ro! is called MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION | ‘ RATS j iS up yonder will you be there? Dee TION Bags PAYABLE IN ADVAN Rats making tremendous headway; warns a) One woman couldn't ‘hangeArbuckle Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) “<"720 | fire prevention association. It says our rats are, so she hung the ‘jury. Daily by mall, er year fin. state tautalde Bismarck) rey i destroying $750,000,000 worth of property a year. The shortest days of the year have il, outside of North Dakota......... sees ! a if ly by |, outside of North Dakota... \'That’s $7 for every American, against $1.80 a few) 7 come; but a pat on the back still ¥ THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER | rears apo. f i shortens them some, , yy (Established 1873) peeaiees ie : ' So aa aa Rats increase your cost of living. They carry} Bae reeds eo himniy when the fur- . sys i Ken. : E> idisease, imperiling your health. . They start many | ai BY HARRY HUNT : le. ce = é ashington, Dec. 15—Uncle ‘Sam We wanted th tal a KNOW THAT ADVICE IS CHEAP jfires. The only good rat is a dead one. Killevery rat, orfering tor sale. to be broken up ne eaters and! they A back-seat driver is the pest who sits ‘on the; YOu see no matter how long it takes. One rat isj for junk, 13 navy vessels, totaling 85,- wanted a seven:’ Do you shoot dice? : «la potential parent of many. Old saying, “Breed| 189 tons. Tear cushions ‘ot a’ motorcar and ‘tells, the driver |i rats,” tells the story in a nutsh + S ‘A second lot. of about 15 probably Cne may shop from sun to sun; idee ie as. He pie a lot af instruchia, gives) , ory na : en. aut sycuneed for sale before De- but Christmas shopping’s-never done, wv a lot of advice, offers no end of criticism. . And; @ The first lot includes three battle- doesn't dota :bit’of Work. i MISSING ships, ues cruis four monitors, alba than, Eete by arguing with his - os B A «oe . gne destroyer and two small auxil- i 5 You find back-seat drivers in other places than} Have you a long-lost relative or bape fhend iary vessels. i The movie star who claims her { autos. They are carping continually, in domestic, “0m You want to get in touch with? sueeanor to tle i tatan Maine which Beauty letror tii $2000 Osanunt Mave: thee os business and public life, telling how the thing! All postmasters have been authorized by will was blown up in Havana Harbor, and recelnted: bila: to aprove tt :\ should be done and what they’d do if they were! Hays to help you search. A great organization the cruiser Brooklyn, flagship of Rear BATTLESHIPS THAT WILL BE JUNKED. ABOVE, THE MAIN Wise men never go hunting with | d ; tig: th Ted esi he Admiral William S. Schley in the bat- | BET OW, THE WISCONSIN. — eat " : ei . running things. lis thus started going to round up the missing. tle of Santiago, Q > NSIN, ‘ their enemies. ‘ 5 | 5 i = ‘The Maine*and her sister ship, the | : _These are the gents who foam about jury ver-|, a aes re convenience we lack, and need! syissourt,. Ath built slowing : lite Tanta sale ar Greatest Christmas savings plan ts dicts, then sprain their backs dodging jury ser-|Padly, is a directory’ of every one living in the Spanieh war, were considered mar- SLATED FOR SCRAP HEAP Christmas cards. ice X _ {United States. A big job. Yes, but only about} Yels.of naval design. “They each dis- Meee Se : the mi 5 : i : ",_|Placed 13,500 tons and carried four ‘ | _ ‘The minister who. , says . women’s |20 times as big as getting up the New York City | 12-inch guns. : we ; ; Built, Cost dress freedom is sanctioned by the UP idirectory. The Census Bureau could compile the} ,,°°, Maa a aniba papel develon Battleship Missouri Vast Seomee oan tae AOR bled cee trom Revels Cost of living during October rose six one-hun- national directory, for sale to public libraries. tually impotent! in any insjor naval Battleship, Wine asin. 1898 2,675,000 rn Sse - |engagement. ‘i ruis oklyn . 5 2,986, t ¥ Ly, dredths of one per cent, ‘reports National Indus-| Mo aI iL iE So, stripped of guns, they are of- rules serum : 1892" 2726-000 cutest « Gad ae ote he A a rae asia os ‘. ‘fered at public’ sale to be brok : ruiser’Memp! 1903 4,035,000 a 2 trial Conference Board. That is infinitely small—| eats hing sorte 6 their parts to be madé availabie tec |] Monitor Ozark 1900 960,000 |!’ Ifyou think, kids’ are not for dis- «© like thickness of a sheet of- gold leaf. u The strangest, thing seen:by Carveth Wells, dur-| peaceful industries,” Monitor Tonopa : 1900", 962,000’ || Armament, watch theft. wooden, sol- to gi A .|ing a six-years. exploring trip in Malay jungles,| In advertising, the vessels for sale Monitor Miantanomoh, monitor Puritan, destroyer Smith, and the | J} die1 e if Nevertheless, it is disconcerting. For cost of saa thi cy PI seened ry JUNBICS the navy ‘department saeeeales they |] Albert Brown and Oriole, small auxiliary vessels. i allers slosely. ts A living should be dropping rapidly. Prices paid! iS: & y “should be considered from the stand- |] | the wert list will include the famous cruiser Olympia which The shorter the dress the. longer by consumers now average about 63 per cent high-| Gangs’ of monkeys, fishing together! They Peete, get inte atte ship- cost $1,796,000. | the bill. : er than before the war—far out of line with what | Worked in pairs; one monkey overturning stones in| sighted conggrn.” ae wn ~ Ford says he: wants a niittion’ men farmers are getting. Boom times will come when|2 stream, so his partner could reach down and ba ee Penictakeeees the| FORGET-ME-NOT DAY TO REPAIR WRONGS| dG Ne eets ‘Muscle: Shiga ls andes anil everything is on same level, balanced. Not be- | stab shrimp, small fish and crabs. Like Ameri-| United States would scrap under the f —_——. < | Hon men: hope he gets it. ‘ 3 i rf i ‘ughes proposal to Great Britain and| —~ BY ROBERT S. MARX 1 Instead of ideri: vi | i a fore. if jeans boys, Biucsna crave : = Japan, F Commander, The Disabled American individually, it'has made general arbi-| come ot rand yee Be ey | This teamwork among monkeys is the first step| The total cost of the 13 vessels now Veterans of the World War trary rules. So that after a man has Toaded with: birds poritauae: oth o LURE lin organized society. The next step in these mon=| UP for sale, $26,000,000, is little more] sno other day I receiv aidiss| Poon im Waining a certain’ Joneth: of De Sse i : BE OreD. MON*'than half the cost ‘of one modern, other day I received fiom a dis-| time, the government says to him:| ¢ A lot of the news you used to tead from Deni-|Key’s evolution toward the higher form of animal electrically driven superdreadnaught. | 2100, Seivice man a fetter, He told] “You are rehabilitated,” whether he Is" ae ‘ 3 z - hit ill begin killi ith| Exclusive of armament the Maine me of his distress. The government] rehabilitated or not. Ls Community Chest | son, Texas, was clicked over the wires by A. L.|life, man, wi be to begin killing each other wit cost. $2,885,000. had been giving him vocational train-|" Yodational training that goes only a Ret Lancaster, telegraph operator. He took a flier|Clubs. ie ae 1 os jing to enable him to be a lawyer. | nait way 1s wasted. It is @ waste of le To Aid Vets ! A * * a rae Es had sent him to a law school for} the time of the man, and te of | *—~ = ae in oil. Bought a lease in the Mexia field for $930. | a year and then suddenly, declarins | the money of the government. And it By NEA Service : ? Sold it for $15,000, He quit¢elegraphing. o JAZZ ADVENTURE OF him rehabilitated, stopped his eddea-| is not just: ’ “| ‘Cincinnati, Dec. 15—The Commun- s % us 5 1 sAaaen f ion and cut off his allowance where- It is to fight for justice that yj ity Ch Many stories like that come from the oil coun-| : Jazz life isn’t hurting us, says Lemuel H. Mur-| THE TWINS with he was supporting a wife. and} comrades es organized as The Dis. Shotts oeaLME Wek Day sbecenber try. True dnes, too. But.before you invest, re-|lin, president of Boston University. He makes the! By“Olive“Barton Roberts oe i an abled medion Veterans of the ivan 17 by contributing a largo sum. to the sat . A A * as ‘ In the state where this young man; War. ey don’t it charity. They | fund for the Disabled Americah Vet- member that nearly $8,000,000,000 worth of oil' point that jazz life causes discussion merely be = PER 2 “| jives, one maybe admitted to the|ask only for @ chance to make good, |erans of the World War, for whose stock has been placed on the market since the!cause most of us are so-good that naughtiness|, ‘Nancy, Nick, Mip..the mole, the| practice of law on application’; to. a] but they want a real chance. - They | benefit Forget-Me-Not Day movements CRA 3 ‘ 74 A toy-maker * ang@the ; chimpey-sweep | county court after only a year’s read-|'want-to be put: back on:botly feet; not are being: i 1 Y hi Armistice—nearly $80. for every American, or | shocks us. : groped alpng through the ‘dark pas-|ing of law. ‘Therefore, “the. govern-| on onc foot. They have a right wet are beine organized all over. the:coun- $400 for the average family. In diving for pearls,; Jazz is hysterical reaction from the strain of | 288€ sure that'they would soon be in! ment considered him “rehabilitated.” | lieve that the promises made to them} ‘The Community Ches€ already has watch out for the sharks. | war. Smelling salts are being applied and the vont pear pnatenoises with ur thet Fee Ee eT ee eet fies Ma tole mind i f th SR eee ee dorith aie ; " : . G -* 3) BS Wisner a eit} 1 could practice law. + But, honestly, I tis to remind the country of these | tivities of the local chapter of the dis- fs | patient is slowly “coming to.” wicked tricks were far behind. cannot practice law. I havon't enough | promises that Forget-Me-Not Day will | atled- veterans’ organizations ne 4 MERRY H : pee 4 fe All ‘ once Nick called out, “I amell education. But they say I’'m:a-lawyer|'be observed on Dec. 17. Through the | ‘Half the sum collected in any com- zs 6 - ‘A town isn’t intemperate just because it has ajsomething.” | x.) i and to go out and practice.” ‘sale of for-get-me-nots, the Disabled | munity is to be applied directly to the The “merry” has been takén out of ‘Merry | sew drunkards. Jazz life, like crime is the ex- ee do’ gonoed Bancy. It smells} Ip this way the government ‘has/ American Neterats of the World War relief of local disabled men and ad- i 9 5 i i i : A ice ae been cutting off hundreds of men from| hope to be enabled to carry on the| ministered through the local Red Chirstmas in Russia. Over there, little Ivan and ception. That’s why it gets so much publicity.) And so it/did! “It was the steam | vocational training before they have} fight for the kind of justice that will) Cross. The other half is to be used Olga will‘be contented if Santa brings them a/tp, jority still h their head: d from the boiling toad-warts that the| completed their training. put disabled men ack on both feet. | for the disabled veterans of the nation, e majority still have their heads and are a aia? loaf of bread or a bow! of soup. normal. : ences So mela iectwist out a rar! Be | through their organization. By Christmas, the American Relief Administra-| 4 Pe eee ee ne ct ‘ ae H sb: as ai on He Vad Baan ach? i w eo | ae ee . . A % B ei] “Goodness,” coughed the chimney- ' | vides jays in jail at hard labor for > tion will be feeding 1,000,000 children in Russia. POLITICIANESS sweep. “I'm used to all sorts of}! azy, Husbands || husbands who don’t contribute to the! | POETS CORNER | oe Generous Americans furnish the money. i Sheers smells as. so many of them come up ‘ Beware! family chest. oo i % ° u To extend this relief to starving Russi : In Texas, which is larger than Germany, two!the kitchen chimneys when Vm] 00 | And prosecution of the ancient: stat- | CHRISTMASTIDE eC 1S rellef to starving hussian grown- | omen are looming as probable candidates for sweeping them out. But this is dif-} ~ ute is being pushed by a secret organ- (By Florence Borper) ’ ups, remittances in units from $10 to $50 can be; i siaghare i 5 ferent. I don’t remember this kind of| By NEA Service. ization ow women! Already some men| There came upon the midnight air, bought and sent to relaives or friends, by Ranly: | pemoeratle nomination for United States senator./a smell.” ‘ Hope, Ind., Dec. 15—The lazy hus-| have been sent to the, rock pile. Sweet music sent from heaven: : . f popes ‘The campaign is in full swing, though elections! ,, ‘Oh, well,” said the toymaker,| hand is giving this town a wide berth.| ‘The local grocer says he never saw | “Rejoice, rejoice, ye sons of men, to the Al Y | palg 8, 8 “we'll be th 1 Just 1 ; x ing to the American Relief Administration’s of ill not be held until next Jul ewe foon Le HAS eta Sn let] “Because the authorities Have un-|so few whittlin’ out in front of the| A King to you is given.” fices, 42 Broadway, New York City. Send them vy. ee eeeaer Pike Pins ices gt earthed an ancient ordinance: knowa| store, by heck! a BE ey tie the money for the general cause, if you want to ; The Si are i han V. Feeer Brownieland, and spiff, spaff, sping? : ! The rig utene shepherds closed their help and do not know any one in Russia ormer president of the National Federation of | !'ll have a lot of Christmas toys made ; And trembled there amain, . ; E Mew ‘ - [in no time.” a ” TRUE .” — f angel : ae No waste; Herbert Hoaver has charge of Ein [Women one and pont siti saaty Sevier, | “tut the mole Wage oo sure, EVERETT TRUE . BY. CONDO UAE heer. thnt arondsou strait . ustin clubwoman’ and. civi¢ ‘worker. “There's something queer,” said he, = ek se Many of us now living will live to see as many jd nee ae at re ra d a “Peace be to ye,” an angel said, —: _ me d 7, as were turning ‘nound an In voice! so sweet and mild; eon DANCING women as men in the Senate. Look to the west ye 1. riant, thowsh ‘The pas. —Ali, THERES 4 teach Raa Dancing is exercise and a natural emotional)for the first crop of lady senators. East is con-'sage-way by this time was a thousand BALOHEADED MAN | paar do Meese ate: outlet, says Mrs. Martha P. Falconer, health and servative. West is first to grab new, good fdas ee se ea eialand vues RIGHT OVER THERS! Down thru the ages comes this song, social expert | aniito thal eid: ° More sweet than all beside; Li i Be i a 4 hi 3 H I Well they tramped and tramped and HECLo, BILL © Ha-Ha 8 With ‘Joye: carol it along, : ‘ Re most evils, dancing is a virtue carried into, : ; gh ES : | they tramped. : SrEAKING oF BaDd- Each Merry Christmastide. 3 vice by excess. ef ‘ ovies about farm’ life-éntertaining and also! “Oh, goodness!” ‘said poor Nancy. % THE ome: sf Ee Sometimes, and riodi lly, di : @ Sl ts : és s e 5 “Surely we're nearly there. I’m most “yp, 4 TH R | At the equator a degree of longi- » periodically, dancing is a dis-|instructive—are being developed by the. American | geaq” AY, ASL tude is 69 miles long. ease, an epidemic of social hysteria. Europe was|Farm Bureau Federatiop. ° i But no sooner had she spoken than ; \ swept by such an epidemic 540 years ago. Italian|- “Spring “Valley,” five reels, wasethe first. It see cae eaagaiaate, rate teeta = i =: doctors thought it was a contaigous malady,caused| was produced by farmers and acted by farmers.) miliar ne to “Brownielayd, but a Relieve Piles .. by the bite of the tarantula spider. To cure it,|A second picture, “The Homestead,” is ready FO eee nara rei Bnd ot uae | ; = they invented for patients the fast tarantella/distributicn. cea? Earth.” : ( With P id | mn. i i a on the -principle of one poison counteract-| These fs like ones to tole, sntecnente ro- | (Coyeake TEENA Sorvies) ) yrami « another. |mance and adventure wi i nomic |: \ x x The ee j aie Raed eiuae Mundas oversee aul : | You Are, Ovesjored to Find Such he W now is emerging from a similar epi- | problems of farm life. ' H Rebef frona and Distress demic of dancing social-hysteria, outbreak of} Here is an acorn from which mighty oak will | When You Use Pyramid Pile hich : i ; F Se | Suppositories. 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