The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 14, 1921, Page 4

“patie FouR " rapidly as is possible. We THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE. soth sides get together at a table and settle the Entered at the Postoffice, Bis aveky N. D, as Second | Original argument peacefully, just as they, could + Class Matter. ihave done in the first place. No wonder the late B. L. T. referred to us as GEORGE D. MANN -- =| + —«EBditor! F ; = |“the so-called humant race.” Foreign Representatives Hi i CHIDAGO: LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY A Onn | - Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. BRUTALITY PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH ' ‘The Jack London Club, of Boston, is fighting NEWORK Gio 8S Fifth’ Ave. Bldg. jeruelty to animals. It urges people to walk, out MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use | of theaters when animal acts are brought on, and for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or|When pictures of such acts are thrown on the: not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local ;moyie screen. news; published herein, —/ % i “ All rights, of republication of special dispatches herein | ate ‘also’ Teserved. ‘animals is kindness and a red-hot iron. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION _ ly go, SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | Keeping animal life caged, and making it pet- Daily by carrier, per year Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota........- vere 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Sa TOBACCO MILL LOSSES | Cigaret manufacturers are predicting that total Usual- jungle state. Like all evils, it exists only by rea- ison of the people who patronize it. They, not the trainers, are the responsible ones. Losses of the Drake mill have been known for more than a year and come as no surprise to those who have made even a cursory study of state ownership. Every audit indicated that the losses; That is why cigaret prices haven’t come down, were accumulating with the usual rapidity inci-| though the average tobacco grower practically had; dent to such enterprises. The taxpayers are ask-|to give his crop away. , ing now if the Drake toy mill loses $2,500 a month! Supply and demand make the price. what will the Grand Forks $3,000,000 mill lose a} Cigars and pipe tobaccos are gradually losing} month? A simple problem in mathematics. Justi oyt, But more than three and a half times as take the percentage of loss on the investment at! many cigarets are being sold as in 1913. Drake and apply it to the proposed investment at Four hundred and seventy-two cigarets sold| Grand Forks, and.you will have the minimum loss! yearly for every mai wort and child. No won- ‘der there’s so much coughing. at least. Old-time circus men say all that’s needed to train | form for profits is an inheritance from man’s} : sales of cigarets to Americans will be nearly 52,-| '000,000,000 this year. If so, they will break all! ‘records. | “THE BISMARCK TRIBUNW EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF CARL -AND-ZITAIN EXILE. MADEIRA NATIVES STILL KOWTOW TO OUSTED RULERS | | i | I i | “King” worship, what? “Has-beens” they are—Ex-imperor Carl, last of ‘the Hapsburgs, and-h's wife, Zita, going -into exile on the Island of Madeira—and the pativ s crowd about them'doffing their hats and bending the knee as though they hailed some conquering hero. This is the first—and exelusiye—picture of the exiles’ arrival, 4 i \ But there is still a “Let Us Try It Out” faction| in the state. Curiously enough, deficits at Drake and the probable losses an audit of the, Bank of; North Dakota will reveal raake little or no im-| pay its teachers better, receives $25 from Local’ pression upon a very active clique that insists/ Union 180, "of the United Association of Plumb. | upon completing the Grand Forks white elephant. ors and Steam Fitters. The donation was attach- The Tribune has insistedjrepeatedly that com¢! oq to this letters» promise with state socialism is wrong and poor! «we pelieve in“a fair rate of wages for all, and/ public policy. Until the “compromisers” spend @/hecayse Vassar professors are receiving less than little more of the taxpayers money, probably the) professors and teachers in other colleges, we con- lesson will not be learned. Tax payers are indig-| sider that this fund is a worthy object and we are nant, over the heavy burden state ownership has! glad to make a contribution to it.” entailed under league control, but they are vigor-| Hl ously opposed to a continuation of the same thing | SCHOOLING under other auspices. ‘i | Most Americans get their schooling between the The showing at Drake is adequate excuse tO! ages of 6 and 16, says Prof. Dallas L. Sharp, of| abandon the whole scheme of stateownership 48| Boston University. * me It is time for the Republi-| ‘That is true. But most of us do’ not begin to! can party in this state to reorganize with the sole} get our real education until we leave school. Ex- aim of restoring the proper functions of govern- perience remains the greatst teacher. is ment to that end that relief may be given an P-| When a school graduate strikes out in the world pressed electorate from excessive taxation to! for himself, one of the first things he has.to do finance the schemes of the “experimenters, near| ig unlearn much of what lie has been taught. The socialists and socialists. There has been enough delusion that takes most time to get out of the of costly experiment already. We , farmers and business men know thatistate owned |.,; fice mills, elevators and banks can never be made tones ors Mcee ie : pay under the American plan of government. It! ’ CHINK : ‘ takes courage in politics to- enforce convictions, | At Chinese funerals, by ancient custom, the de- but the situation in which North Dakota’s finances | ceased’s comfort in the hereafter is provided for are now, any cure that would abate taxes and end! hy a wagonload of paper imitations of clothing, foolish ventures, would be welcome. 'money, food supplies, servants and cattle. These | paper dummies are burned at the grave. The rage in China now is to add a paper imita- tion of a Ford car to the bonfire at the grave. “Is there a Santa Claus—there isn’t, is there? So ee nee saith plea gua nds i ted “What did you reply? Or did you laugh ? tenes to the boatman of the River Styx Perhaps the kiddie who asked was pretty wise | Maybe when. those explorers reach the top of maybe scornful. But the point is that he DID! . ask. No matter how fictional he thought thal A Byerpaly ey EAB A Erica: Santa Claus idea to ve, the point is that he showed pretty plainly that he WOULD LIKE to\believe in Santa Claus. For he remembered how. jolly it was when he did believe. ~~ It would be a pity if thei'were no Santa Claus —that is to say, if the spirit of Santa Claus didn’t exist. \ : That is really what makes Christmas bright for the kiddies—the Santa Claus spirit. Haven’t you observed that,small men and wo- men, even after they.have outgrown the believing- in-Santa-Claus stage, still hang up their stock- ings? Whey laugh in sheepish apology for the sentiment. But that stocking idea sort of holds a warm spot in their hearts. .They like its senti-! ment, its Christmas spirit: : | Nearly every small boy and small girl feels that | way about it. Ask them, and see. | a Maybe your youngsters have reached that wise! : age and yo@ no longer get the chance to play Santa| AN EXPLODED FALLACY Claus. You KNOW you miss the thrill of it. Lord Robert Cecil says that in the future there} Why don’t you awaken that Santa Claus spirit‘ Will be no such thing as one side winning a war vou’ve got and go ‘out and get some fun out of it?,and the other side losing, in the old way. Time Go out and pretend you are Santa Claus. Take|was when a powerful aggressive nation invaded along some gifts to fill some strange kiddies’}a weaker nation and the conquering soldiers stockings. Maybe they still believe in Santa|brought home rich loot or gained new and valu- Claus — with a starved, yearning belief that too|able territory. But tie late war with Germany often has meant disappointment Christmas morn-|has proved that the victor cf ‘the modern war ing. gains nothing material. If you don’t want to play Santa Claus yourself,, Contrary to the expressions of Col. Harvey, our; help the officials of the local Salvation Army to|@mbassador to the court of St. James, the United perform for you. Drop something in their Xmas| States did enter the World war with the purpose! FAIR ‘ | Vassar college, raising an endowment fund to, | IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS? Did you ever have a small boy or a small girl Say to you: GOSSIP An injunction, restraining a woman from gos- jsiping about the family next door, is issued in Houston, Tex., by Judge“#:"D:-Harvey.. This will cause more gossip. gy; ry Gossip, the assassin of reputation, travels like| 2 forest fire. Cowardly, it strikes in the back. There is no better sort of citizen than the man or woman who will fot say, behind people’s backs, | what they would not say to their faces.. Even! the rattlesnake warns before it strikes. | EDITORIAL REVIEW | | Comments reproduced in this column may or may not || express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here | in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. kettles. ; lof crushing the autocracy of imperial Germany, | ss fo as : ‘and this particular. objective was achieved, but i WHEEL i not one nation in the world “won” anything in the When Germany went to war, the main thing rdinary sense of the word: she wanted was to complete the Berlin-to-Bagdad | Considering the loss of human life, the billions railroad. |of dollars poured out upon the battlefield, the Seven years elapse. international and domestic upheavals everywhere today, can it be said that any nation profitted materially by the war? The sooner the people come to realize that it is a fallacy to talk about winning a-war, the sooner will they decide that wars are unnecessary.—Lincoln, Neb., Star. The curtain rises on act 3: Hugo Stinnes, Walter Rathenau and other big Germans visit London. It leaks out that they-are arranging to complete the railroad from Berlin to Bagdad. ° That's usually the way. After the war is over, Leve] headed ‘head is youth’s inflated conception of the possibili-per, as she look, at her presents, ‘| Free State. © 4 ! without worrying. | years, etc. When we get 'a new year let's take} better careof it than we did of our old whe. 5 i i A preseift in hand is worth two ini the mail. ' Get an auto or be gotten by one. ‘Some people can give until it hurts without giving much. i | i Carl and Zita will haye to worry along in exile in-this house on the ried the cata gant Island of Madeira. They have a dozen luxurious rooms and all modern-con- t the first pi jveniences and nothing to do bus enjoy the beautiful scenery. His wife must call} William Hart ma of this month.) POR nn him* “Bill.” Oreo || ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS | By Olive Barton Roberts P ‘the plan promulgated by this honored and deserving organization. i; Therefdre, I, R. A. Nestos, Gover- | nor of the State of North Dakota, in : accordance.w: the nation-wide plan ilo hereby set aside December 17th, 1921 » , After Dempsey’s vaudeville act lots of people want to fight him. Congress will adj urn for Christmas. Wish every day w Christmas. Nancy and k told Whizzy Tor-| nado in his cave at the; End of the Earth all of their troubles—how the sorcerer had twisted the passage that as FOR-GET-ME-NOT, DAY ; On this day For-get-me-not flowers ; Will be offered fior | sale, upon’ the “Men fter ¥ own heart,” says sis-} Streets and in business houses in the A Men, after py ” | villases and citics thronghout the! led to Brownieland so that’ they were! 4b ej | state, and the proceeds frdém such sale] t@ken hundreds :of miles out of their Undertakers” are’ not’ for the Irisi| will be. used to further the interests course and all about it. pine k ; of the members of the Disabled Ameri-) « “Well,” answered. W! A “Per-1 {aa ;ean Veterans of the Wortd War. In| haps I can help you. ‘I have been ; my judgment, the mere announcement} so ashamed of myself ever since I jot the foregoing plan and its purpose] played hob with all the creatures last! rl who can cook; will result in'the citizens of our state] spring, that I’ve been anxious for a career. | siving to it ‘the whole beaytod tntank chance to make up for it. taneous support to which it is entitled.| amy; ed . Maybe the two parti arting for! May every home in our state be decor- 1 ate seemn 0 Ve my opportunity. the North,Pole are hunting a place to| ated profusely on the evening of De-| tell you what I'll do. As T am not practice on saxophones. |cember 17, 1921, with For-get-me-not|#llowed on top of the earth at ‘this SES a | flowers obtained thnough the day from| time of year myself, T shall speak to Love is easy ;to make, but hard to| the: representatives of the’ Disabled| ™Y first cousin, North Wind, and to keep. . bs | American Veterans of the World War.} My second cousin, West Wind, and see} — | In ‘Witness Whereof, I have here-| What we can do for you.” Wonder how people who don't like; unto set my hand and caused the} Whizzy whistled up his chimney, mpvies keep away from home? {Great Seal. of the State of North Da-j and instantly there was a loud an- —- | kota to be affixed at the Capitol at| swering whistle from above. North ‘We have np big-kneed for short; Bismarck, this 12th day of December,| Wind's gruff voice called own, “What can do for you. cousin?” skirts. in A. D., 1921, f ~ |. ‘By the Governor. y § “Please blow the toy-maker up to Live so you can write a $5 check! (Signei) R. A. NESTOS, Santa Claus’ house at the North Pole) | (SEAL) l Governor.| without delay. Santa needs his help| (Signed) THOMAS HAUL, badly and he’s been delayed.” Secretary of State. Before the toy-maker could make a sound. he found himself drawn up} the great chimney by an frresistible force. « | “Goodby,” came Jhis* voice. feebly. “Goo—” but the rest was drowned by a great rearing. He was Prone! “And now,” went on Whizzy, “just! Chewing ‘gum keeps a lot of useless things from being said. Bet! A good.‘looking dpesn’t have to}pick ‘ oe come back than talk back. A nice thing about freckles is you know they are real. “Uncle Mart of Arkansas is 103 and cutting new teeth. The first 100 During a dense fog at London, as much ag 200 tons of seot are sus: pended overhead. Eats Sr Ocean bed can té'tésted and grad- ed to a depth of severali:miles, by means of a-small appliance. The man who fignres figures never lie doesn’t figure on price tagé left on Christmas gifts. - ~~ ° f - When some girls get all dressed up they etaaity have a piace to go_ote|| EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO| to bed is the proper place. - Five months until light underwear A Proclamation a = * FOR-GET-ME.NOT DAY Whereas, by virtue of a plan orig- ; tributed jenlisted men were selected by | “Where a ESDAY, DECEMBER 11 wait: until I” whistle.up.the chimney again,” which he did, ah An answer came as-before, but West Wind's voice called down: this) time, “What do you-want, Whizzy?” “I want you to blow our friend the chimney-sweep, to the place where the most poor children live so he'can get the chimneys cleaned out for Santa.” A road and a rush! The chimney- {Sweep was gone, too! (To Be Continued.) | (Copyright, 1921, NEA Service.) | PEOPLE’S FORUM | A MATTER OF CIVIC CONCERN Bismarck, Dec. 14. te $--4 Editor ‘Tribune: In July, 1917, the North Dakota Na- tional Guard responded gallantly to the country’s call to arms—not a slacker among them. Their response was a tender of their body and brain to be dedicated to the service of their country—they' marched forward to do or die, Every loyal citizen felt his heart swell w.th pride and gratitude as ur ‘boys took their place in the front ranks of the nation’s forces. As the members of Company ‘A marche down the streets the good people\ oi Lismarck felt proud of the boys whu for years had their official domicile in the armpry; and every one felt proud of the fact that the city had Jnade liberal appropriations of the © public funds for its erection and , mainten- ance, and the citizens who had con- liberalty of’ their privat funds felt joy and delight in the fact, and‘all united in praise of the wisdom and foresight of the state in contrib- uting $5,000 in aid of the enterfrise. ‘Of all the splendid qompanies of men that marched forward from our great state, our own Company A made a showing excelled by no, other in the state service. Seventy-eight per cent of the original Company A roster of the United States Army officers and com- missjoned to hold commands in thc army of the United States in the Great ‘War. Some of these gallant men paid the supreme price of such service with the‘r lives, and many Were wounded; some af. these boys helped hold the line at Chateau-Thier- ry.,where the threes of, Hindenberg bumped into the American stone wall \ that held and. started the recoil of the enemy forces that ended after our boys had cut their. way through the Argonne to the heights that command Sedan, which precipitated -the Ar- mistice and peace. “Today there is a society building and reproducing the house and fur- nishings in which former President Roosevelt was born;” other and simi- lar societies have perpetuated ‘Mount Vernon, and the log cabin where Ab- raham Lincoln’ was born. Is_ this spirit dead in Bismarck? Company A no longer has a home, and cannot re-organize and be recox- nized. by the Federal government. 1s the public spirit of Bismarck dead, oc just sleoping?, ‘Why should «our. vet- erans of three wars be, put on their own resources to. provide suitable housing for: their organizations: Should it not humble our pride. to think that we permit the venerable veterans of the Grand Army of the Re- public, the veterans of the Spanish- American War and the American 1Le- gion to shift for themselves and be denied a shelter. ‘ the civicorganizations, whose duty it is to provide ways and means for public well-being? These boys are making a legal fight for their rights, and they ask you to give them support. They are giving a benefit ball Saturday, December 17, 1921, the nmceeds to be used to pay the neces- sary expenses to cary on their suit-to 8. preserve their right: Ug Belper: INCORPORATIONS Articles of incorporation filed with the secretary of state include: Gate City Creamery Company, Inc., Fargo; to operate creamery; capital stock $15,000; officers, Vernon J. Nel- son, Moorhead, Minn., president ;~ Leo Pp. Marks, Moorhead, vice president; Irwin L. Jones, Fargo, secretary-treas- urer. ; D. NAPTALIN 1S CHAIRMAN FOR JEWISH RELIEF DRIVE New York, Dec. 14.—D. Naftalin of Fargo’ will be the North Dakota chair- ‘maniin the drive for the state’s share of the $14,000,000 which the American Jewish Relief Committee has under- taken to raise this winter, in behalf of European war and famine suffer- ers.” David A, Brown of Detroit, na- tional manager of the campaign, made the announcement today at headquar- ters, 103 Park avenue. In making the announcement, Mr. Brown laid emphasis upon the condi- tions which face many people of the Jewish race in Russia. Poland and Rumania, declaring: that American Jews must not only feed them but must provide the means for them to | Start life anew. inated by the organization known as, The Disabled American Veterans of the World War, the citizens of our cfate' are to have an opportunity to slow their appreciation of the valiant services rendered by our disabled vet- erans, and Whereas, said services were rend- ered, not alone to the nation and state as governmental agencics, bui also to each and every individual, citi- zen therein, it is particularly fitting that official recognition be given to i | IL SAY, JOHNSON, CHUCK INA PAIR OF MY Don’t sell your turkeys until iyou have seen us. We can make you money. Northern Produce Co.. Bismarck,.N. D. Feeling Grippy? Cold Coming On? RY, tickling sensation in the | throat, headache, feverish, ache. 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