The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 12, 1921, Page 4

--ests now remain. PAGE FoUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE the ianciaut fig trees of North~Dakota and the Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN - - : - Editor Foreign Representatives ’ t G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT | Marquette Bldg. * Kresge Bldg. | TH NEW YORK Fifth Ave. Bldg. ‘MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS H The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use} for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local | news published ‘herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein | are also reserved. , | MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION | SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | PAYNE, BURNS AND SMI Daily by carrier, per year $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). 7.20 | Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5.00 | Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota..........+++ 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER | (Established 1873) | <i | SOLDIERS’ MEMORIES : | What really happened to our doughboys who; saw action in France will in large part’ forevei', remain a secret. More than three years have pased since the, Armistice, and most of the returned soldiers still! are as silent as clams. | When they began coming home from Europe, ; one of the first things that struck the stay-at-| home public was that none of them wanted to talk: sbout his experiences. The big idea seems to be to bury the past andj try to forget. Poor Whittlesey, leader of the famous Lost Battalion, couldn’t forget. He is be-! lieved to have jumped overboard from an ocean! liner, to escape his memories. How many war veterans could stand the strain| of living all over again, every night, their terrible experiences in the war? + ‘ | Allan Pollock was a star light comedian. May-| be you saw his fine work in “Seven Days” or; “Hawthorne of the U.S. A.” | He served in the trenches and was severely | wounded. For 12 months he never regained con-| sciousness. His jaw was torn away, his body| wrecked by 24 wounds, his life apparently; finished. ‘ ! | Now Pollock is a theatrical sensation, acting| the part of Hilary Fairfield, in “A Bill of Divorce- ment.” In this part he interprets the role of a shell-shocked war hero, pronounced incurably in- sane after years in a sanitarium. | That is realism for you. A psychiatrist would! . explain it by pointing out that farce comedy has/| an almost tragic attack, that light comedy has a basis of tragedy. | It probably. is superfluous to state that Allan: Pollock begs. to be excused from discussing his! war record. He says that the greatest courage of | his life was called to the front the evening he had! to face his first-night audience—his comeback. | The case of Allan Pollack is an exceptional. illus-| tration of the absolute control of the intellect by | will power. ae, 4 Allan Pollock should be an inspiration to every war veteran who is haunted by his memories, who! has been unable to draw a curtain of oblivion over terrible experiences. : | We all know that memory can be cultivated. | We all should know that a forgettory—the op-| posite of memory—also can be developed. } The exertion of will power, coupled with a de-; termination to seek genial companionship and the brighter side of life, will enable any one grad- ually to develop the power to forget — to thrust conipletely out of the mind all things that the will} power decrees shall be forgotten. VANISHING Only a sixth of America’s original virgin for- Our total forest preserve is It is shrinking 10,000,000! 1 | | i i | 137,000,000 acres. acres a year.’ i We are drawing, from our limited supply, 26,-| “000,000,000 cubic feet of lumber yearly. Replace- ment by growth is only 6,000,000 cubic feet. Trees cannot be grown overnight. Must we! experience famine before we begin conserving? Oe TC Ee | RETURNING — | | When the year closes, Russia will have imported | in 1921 more than twice as many pounds of food and materials as in 1920. The biggest gains have; been in metals, metal goods, spinning materials! and foods. | England is furnishing 31 per cent of Russia’s imports, Germany 19 per cent, America 16 per cent. Russia, like everything else in the world, is slowly coming back. It is importing 400,000,000 pounds of supplies a year, which proves that its economic machinéry is’ beginning to function as sanity returns. | CHANGE ik Fig trees and giant palms with leaves six feet: across once grew in North Dakota. This is shown by fossils, dug up by the government’s Geologi- cal survey. About the~time.North Dakota had a tropical] climate, nature was preparing the coal you are using now. ; . The whole scheme of things, since creation, has| een a preparation of the earth for man. in the| civilized stage. ‘vourself in debt to your future. Compel your-| ;self to make set payments each week or month, ;depoS8iting in a bank. A good New Year resolu-| jnew high mark. {mains that in so far as the conference is concern-! ‘session he kept that ‘commanding position and} \the 1916 campaign has vanished. That uncom- ‘and yet a more commanding Hughes. really civilized man of the future. We are on the right road but barely started. | BOOTLEGGERS A bootlegger in Boston had so many customers when he yelled “hot dogs!” that prohibition offi- ‘cers investigated. His frankfurters looked inno-| cent enough, and real. But the casings were “ THE BISMARCK TRIBUN®- ‘filled with moonshine liquor, Prohibition is on the sure and rapid road to’ success, when bootleggers have to resort to ex-| pedients like this to make deliveries to cus-/ tomers. ‘ “The stuff is getting harder to get.” That is; the handwriting on the wall, | GOLD No matter how rich they get, they always want! more. The Wall Street Journal says that finan- ciers, whose yearly incomes run into the millions, never overlook a chance to get the $20 gold piece’ paid to directors at their meetings. | Some “motor frantically from meeting to meet-/ ing, staying at each just,long enough to be mark-| ed ‘present’ and collect the gold piece.” | In London, where directors .are paid in gold} guineas, such graspers are known as “guinea, pigs.” ‘ i ORIENTAL | Women’s styles used to originate with the pub- lie copying the garments of social leaders, often designed to hide physical defects. Modern styles follow the news of the world. In wartime, soldiers’ uniforms made radical) changes in civilian attire. Bolsheviks ran up the red flag in Russia, and their sympathizers in other! countries donned red neckties. | Now the Far East is the focus of news. And| Oriental styles will be the vogue next spring, says the National Cloak, Suit and SRirt Manufacturers’ | Association. - | | | \ | I | i SANTA Ten years ago, bankers were wondering if the idea of Christmas Savings Clubs could be built into a success. . Now 5,000,000 Americans belong to Christmas Savings Clubs, in 4000 banks, and $150,000,000 is being distributed to the depositors. Helps keep; Santa Claus out of debt. The secret of saving, of accumulating wealth, }overheard a youngster is systematic, persistent thrift. | Somehow, you manage to pay bills. Consider tion. i Ne EE ee SEIS 4 S HOMICIDES’ * : Nine thousand murders were committed in; United States during 1920, according to a homi-| cide checking up just completed by the Pruden-| tial Life Insurance Co. That was 500 fewer murders than. in 1919. | The murder record in 1921 probably will set a} Based on the 1920 figures, one out of every 12,-)with a governess|. 000 Americans is murdered yearly. If you want to bet on whether you will meet a violent death; at the hands of an assassin, the odds are 11,999 against, one for. The situation is equivalent to one murder a year in a town of 12,000 inhabitants.’ Like all of the; major crimes, murder is the rare exception. That’s why a killing stands out. Keep in mind| nothing attracts widespread comment except rare exceptions. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments. reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are. presented, here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. THIS MAN HUGHES One of the curious things in the lights and) shadows playing over the arms parley is the sud- den effacement of President Harding in matters pertaining to the conference. Doubtless this is! no more than a studied effacement ; but the fact re- ed, the one great American figure in the sessions | and all that pertains thereunto, domestic or alien, | is Charles Evans Hughes. : | There was no doubt of the identity of the domi-j nating figure in the first plenary session. The: dignified secretary of state swept the conference off its diplomatic balance and jarrd the thinking; world with a mighty jar. In the second plenary | maintains it now. ‘Thcve s-ems to be no good | reason why he should not hold it. i Gone is the coldly dignified, even diffident, Hughes of the supreme court. The even more; diffident, stiff and vagucly troubled Hughes of; promising, stiff, black, spade beard of the old days} has gone, and back of the softer and whitening beard of a new era there seems to be a new Charles Evans Hughes, better, bigger, broader, kindlier A states- man rather than a jurist. This is also a happier Hughes, a secretary of state reasonably exultant over the way the world is going and optimistic about the better future of the world. Somewhere and somehow, along the way since 1916, this man Hughes has been grow-! Man as he exists now is about half way between i ing.—Philadelphia Public Ledger. ta package which had come by mail. |dressed like himself and labeled inj | claimed: (By Milton Bronner) royalty. London, Dec: 12—“I'd like to know | &sked: so just what kind of a girl she is!” “When are you’ goingito learn to Millions of men and women have} *OW" ‘. ths expressed that longing since the en- and Jet es 20 One of the, Etonites: angrily grily, little Mary re a ph gagement of. Princess ary, only |? vi a rg? daughter of the king and queen of! ( When you ean waco , (England, was announced. And their} curiosity has been quickened by the| ‘tune some Kid_at th report that her fiance, Lord Lascelles, ; m may become goyernor general of Ire-! ,. land. Y | Pa at age had very reverence for the hty lords who came the king. “ high and to call on “l wa we es od ‘ instance, there is the grave oar he bea woman—not a prin-| p y Couneit we Princess’-Mary it ; e ; Was the “ y Wig.” Mary was jist a little girl when | One Ay ais oa a Privy Council- she said this—but,she has lived up to: lor a “Dilly V in her father’s pr jit ever since, Shé with her queen! pice. Pp, P Bei mother at. a children’s bazaar. She} owera pane, ene Kine, Sage “Mam-| ie ma, I thought princesses. wore crowns’; ay ‘tha bet vss “When do I get a crown?” Mary | On the day that, her betrothal was vt announced she visited the tots in the asked the ueen. Royal Sussex’ Country ° Hospital, Sea nee marry king,” her ‘stopping at each bedside to talk to the, ea sick ones, “Phen I'll never have a crown,”| 6 : i on said Mary; adding, “I want to be | ae aan a ceulalrin cers gare woman Boge princess.” | Mary admitted the chargé. ‘Mary and her eldest ‘brother, the!) ID < RUS DES Prince pf :Wales, have always been! ‘And that seems t ‘he the. popular close pals é. if {) vertict” hethe girl Who'll “be 1921's When the “prince entered Dartd! most talked of bride mouth, heywas \immensely proud off 9 0 his naval let's uniform. One moriing he found on his plate | __ | ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts ‘Opening it he discovered a doit! his sister’s handwriting: i “Isn't he pretty ?!!!” iN ES i} ; f < Mar: ij ,| You may imagine how the Twins Ry non ctl ?i felt when they saw over the three- {cornered gate in front of them the ;| sign which read “The End of the arth.” “Goodness," went shoppin. She wanted broom, It must be little and sti salespeople. and the governe to persuade her to buy something el. but she replied: i i * “No, | want a broom! Henry (her! “We'd better not open it. brother) is lazy. 1 want, him to learn | fall off!” to sweep the paths in the garden.” “How now!” cried the chimney- sweep. “If that’s the case, I'll never One of the first things the queen! get back t> sweep out the chimneys tausht Mary was to mend and sew.j for Santa Claus.” She used to-miend the socks of her| “And,” sighed the toy-maker, “it brothers, | will be as bad as war-times if I don’t During the war she knitted with all, get at my trade soon.” * the other girls. '~ But Nancy and Nick were thinking One day something went wrong! of the little Brownie, King, Mr...Pim with, a sewing ,machine at Balmoral} | Pim. How disappointed, he wonld be, Castle. The princess:met the girl! and how disappointed:-the, Fairy Queen mechanic sent to repair it and -| would be, and the Magied!. Mughroom land everybody! It ‘really way, too ‘Oh, let me try! I am rather good} —. with machinery, and it’s great fun fix-! ing things.” 4 j She took the machine to pieces, put! it together again and it ran perfectly! id Kip the Brownie, We mignt | EVERETT TRUE - Another thing the queen taught her! was the art of cookery. * | Asked what kind of: cooking she liked best, Mary replied with candor: | “I like to make. something that 1} myself can eat afterward.” - ; ' HUTT TON One of the things she likes to cook} a is cake. Mary is the linguist of the royal) family. She knows ‘something of all) the Scandinavian languages, speaks Spanish and: Italian fairly well, Ger- man very well and French excellently. She also hammers out letters on the typewriter and has written some of her father’s more intimate correspon- dence. It was these accomplishments among others that led the Prince, of Wales to sigh: - y “What a pity it isn’t Mary who'll be King! She is so clever, you see.” HAS ANYBODY IN THIS CAR GOT 4 PalR OF SCISSORS? LM TIRED OF. SEEING THIS FELLOW PLAY WITH HIS WHISKERS ? When Mary was 12,~she .was row- ing on the Thames with her brgthers. A boat containing three Eton stud- ents bumped into the royal skiff. There was nothing to indicate that either the. vessel or its owners were Relieves Headache A little Musterole, rubbed on fore- head and temples, will usually drive away headache. A clean, white oint- ment, made with oil of mustard, Musterole is a natural remedy with nape of the evil after-effects so often caused by “‘internal medicine.” Get Musterole at your drug store. | 35 & 65c, jars & tubes; hospital size, $3. BETTER THAN A MUSTARD PLASTER YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW PRINCESS CAMERA STUDIES OF PRINCESS MARY : >| Mary. "|/Nancy and Nick recognized him at ‘| rough voice. MARY! PRINCESS’ LIFE IN BRIEF Born at York Coll April 25, 1897. Christened Victoria Alexandra ‘Alice ‘ge, Sandringham, known as Diamond Jubilee baby be- cause of her birth in year of Queen Victoria’s diamond jubilee. | Coniitmed in 191% by Archbishop of ‘Canterbury. Educated by Mlle, Dessau, under su- p< vision of gueen. Ivobbies: Music, -riding, tennis, hunting, fower gardening and collect- ing china, pictures and photographs. ‘.eader in girl guide movement in Britain. First public speech in 1919 at a raliy qf “land girls” in London. ‘Betrothal announced Nov. 22, 1921. Pe TO OTTO OOS, bad! eee ail | isut suddenly the gate blew open | and a roary voice called out, “Won’t} you all come in? I don’t like back-| wardness, as I haven't any myself. Just step inside, please.” i 'So in they fled, looking around inj wonder at the great empty cavern in | which they found themselves. On the “Coprosite side of the cave warming: himself at a roaring fire, sat a most curious looking person, who seemed | to have no beginning and no ending, like a cloud of mist or smoke. But once. It was old Whizzy Tornado who and meadow folk. And Whizzy Tornado recognized them, toc. To the surprise of the twins and everybody, indeed, he rose ‘or rather floated up from the floor where he had been sitting, instantly ; causing such a draft that they all; neezed. 2 ““Howdy-do, kiddies,” he said in his “Ym glad you came. I want to apologize and; thank, you for fixing things un that: time.,after -my! bad behavior. Can I do anything for} jand captain on the upper Mississippi | Martin, Chaffee. had done so much damage to the wood ( MONDAY, DECEMBER ‘12, ’21 CAPT. WETHERN TELLS FACTS OF HIS EXPERIENCE Saint Paul Man Eats What He Wants For First Time Since His Boyhood “For the first time since I was a boy 1 can eat a hearty meal without suffering any distress afterwards,” said Roy H. Wethern, 241 Goodrich St. St. Paul, Minn., joint owner of the R. & R. Auto Shop. For twenty years or more Mr. Wethern was pilot River, und he is widely known in river shipping circles. “I think my case proves the merit of Tanlac beyond a doubt, because I, had absolutely no faith in the. medi- cine and on’y took it to please a rel- ative of mine who was enthusiastic about if. I can say for it, however, that a few bottles have done more for me than the medicines and treatments that cost me thousands of dollars. “In fact I regard it as almost mir- aculous, the way Tanlac has abso- lutely ovrcome my troubles from in- digestion and dyspepsia. I am fifteen pounds heavier now and feel like a new man.” Tanlac is sold in Bismarck by Jo- seph Bres'ow and by leading drug- "gists everywhere.—(Advertisement.) tion, University Station, Grand Forks; to establish and maintain a home for Synergai fraternity; no capital stock: incorporators, L. V. Miller, W. D. Watt, H, W. Patmore, E. P. Mattson, K. W. Hawley, F. L. Jenkins. North Dakota Conference Board «t Homes, Deaconess and White Cross of the M. E. Church; to hold title to hospitals, homes and charitable insti- tutions; G. LeRoy White, president; F.C. Upton, treasurer. ' Cass County Rural Development Association; to promote agrarian in- terests, directors, Wm. Watt Leon- ard, James ‘Beattie, Ayr; Morcon Page, Fargo; Walter Reed, Amenia; C. G. Gardner, Argusville; S. G. Moore, Buffalo; ‘Henry B. Cross, Ma- ie pleton;. Ed. C, Anderson, Fargo; John Speaking of the mailed fist, write a plan fist when mailing. f; Nowadays they sue for divorce and the custody of the reputation. Laws*for auto light dimmers ought to apply to Christmas ties. Teachers in a Texas town, may strike, but the kids fear they won't. Opportunity doesn’t’ knock around you?” (To Be Continued) i (Copyright, 1921, NEA Service) | | i} f Incorporations | + ———-—-# | U 5 Articles of incorporation filed with! the Secretary of State include: i Fargo Business. College, Fargo; cap- ital stock, $25,! incorrprators, Os- J. Hanson, Marie Hanson, Jennie Paulsberg Anderson. i Dickinson Bottling Works, Dickin-| son; capital stock, $25,000; to manu: | factu soft drink incorporators, | ‘Herman Rabe, Wm, Rabe, John Bar| beau. \ North Star Oil Company, Hoople; to | gasoline and oil; capital _stock/ sell $2,500; incorporators, Nels Folson, | Polson, Leonard Folson, Hoople. { zahbeth Inc.. Jamestown; real | estate and building; capital stock $125,000; incorporators, John H. Can-| ham, Charlotte N. Canham, Ormsby MecHarg, Jamestown. 4 Incorporations Not for Profit ps Synergai House Building Associa- BY CONDO with other knockers. Why call them “new” resolutions when they are old ones made over? It's easy to catch a man with whisky, if you have the whisky. The Chinese are sending the spirit of a Ford with their dead and heaven won't be heaven long. The wonder of the moment is what size slippers dad wears. . Napoleon met his Waterloo and every shirt meets its laundry. Wouldn't it be grand if we all made what we claim we do? - People who buy oil stock invest and then investigate. Best thing about the trains which will travel 300 miles an hour is mo- torists must be quicker to hit one. Only way to keep the hatchet buried is to put the hammer with it. Some husbands are happy; others’ wives won’t stay home alone. If the shimmy is what we think, she’s. already been shook. Williams find the Krupps will make typewriters. That's what all wars should be fought with. “Do fish talk?” is worrying the sci- entists. Human ones, yes. Life is just one day after another. ' The men who write these southern songs never raised boll weevils in- stead of cotton. Check That Cold ' Right Away ASUDDEN chill—sneezes—stuffy feeling in the head—and you have the beginning of a hard cold. 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