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date PAGE Four THE BISMARCK TRIBU Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D, ‘as Second Class Matter. GEORGD D.MANN. - OO - Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK : - - - MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein, All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year . $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.. THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPE (Established 1873) , + AT YOUR SERVICE! I am the Christmas Seal, the silent partner of Santa Claus. Editor 2 6.00 Fifth Ave. Bldg. | of the American desire for com- Contrast our clothes with Greenlanders, who _constantly wear uncomfortable furs. | Is life getting too- easy in our country? Too j much ease is the road to decay. REUNION | A family reunion at McAlester, Oka. | John Zich met his wife, whom he had not seen ‘for 10 years, and his daughter, whom he’ had ‘never seen. enough money saved up to bring them on fro! ' Poland the war broke out and severed communi- ‘cations. lin McAlester, was to take them to a store and ‘buy them nifty American clothing. Then he | started teaching them the American language. | Sensible John! king) lof a good American is the adoption of American} Just when John thought he had: The first thing he did, when the family arrived! wfesa” THE BISMARCK TRIBUNS ‘Do it now! :Me ne ese ‘the words D ‘Y ‘ The first thing in the making). Duck the For i ways, clothes, language and ideals. | | i WHILE YOU SLEEP | How old are you? Divide it by three and you/ I cost less and bring more happiness than any | have the number of years you have spent in bed.| other Christmas gift you can make. | I am your gift to the unfortunate victims of tuberculosis, the dread disease which kills every third person between the ages of 15 and 60. Paste me on all that otherwise would be lost. Every penny de-| rived from my sale is turned over to the forces that fight tu- berculosis. every penny you; spend on me is sure to help, sure to bring happi-! ness to you and to the afflicted. | Buy me liberally and I shall continue to help the| 10,000 American war veterans. who are being! treated for tuberculosis, also the thousands of other veterans and the millions of civilians who; are helpless in the grip of the white plague with- cut funds to, aid them. 1 Buy Christmas Seals! Buy Christmas Seals!) Buy Christmas Seals! | DEPENDS | ae George M. Pullman. founder of the Pullman| Company, had a $500,000 home that in its’ day, was the most richly furnished residence in the, country, jjust as comfortable ‘as possible, regardless of | Tha furnishings of the Pullman home are sold/ price. 5 A revolving Sevres vase! goes under the hammer for $175. It cost Pullman] enough to make sinking into bed a delight, yet to settle the estate. $2500. And so on, the house stripped bare What is value? Economists says value is what it would cost to duplicate a thing. are only partly right. Most value is sentimental, depending on the owner and circumstances. starving, freezing millionaire in the Yukon would; give his million for an ounce of bread and’a small fire. DECLINE OF THE DRAMA Brady, theatrical producer, brings actors from | England to play a high-grade drama by Gals- worthy. No crowds. The actors are sent home. Brady laments’ the “decline of the drama,” and says what the American people want are sug- gestive farces. / Brady is wrong. Theaters couldn’t hold the crowds that would flock to see high-grade ‘theatrical productions. if the price were right. Lots of people rush to see sex farces. But they, like the ones that pay $20; a quart for whisky, are in the minority. \ The “decline of the drama” is due largley to} the absence of a decline in price. The trouble is in the box office, not the audience. 1 WILL | The will of John McMullen left $2,000,000, ‘the| bulk of his fortune, to Cornell University. Rela-} tives, who evidently expected the money them-| selves, go to law about it, contending that John! must have been mentally incapacitated.” Legacies usually are curses, especially when) large. The only money that really benefits man} is that which he works for. ‘Those who receive} big legacies usually squander or lose them in bad! investments—“shirtsleeves| to shirtsleeves in} three generations.” | America might be better off if no one could in-{tion, exchange, distribution. The rise of large, herit anything, except living expenses for wives and children. Few go to the dogs with money they had to work for. STUPID | An interesting lawsuit in Boston discloses that a horse, seized in a bootleg raid 14 months ago, |/Sanization with the rise of co-operative buying | is still in custody and has eaten more than $600 worth of manger delicacies. Uncle Sam pays the! bill. / |to adding machines, practically every producer is| : The cost of government—taxation—is swollen like this. And there are many such. Red tape is! the biggest item of Uncle Sam’s expenses. \ f COMFORT F The greatest advantage of living in America is comfort. You can, as nowhere else on earth, have physical and religious freedom—comfort— without interruption from outsiders. What we call “modern conveniences” are mere- S006 Christmas let-| Sleep is nature’s way of preventing us from | ters a a parcels. | killing ourselvés by @xhatistion. It is the system | That will save lives) ¢ relaxing our muscles so the body can rid itself! Thus! uninteresting, boreseme: They | A| iJournal yesterday from Washington, which stated | jchange, too, is a function which operates efficient- lintelligent combination, of large forces working \toward a common end. The laboring man began ! A 60-year-old person, becoming philosophical ‘can look back and say: “Twenty years of my life! |have been devoted to sleep. Isn’t that a shame?) Life is too short.” | Be not deceived. Sleep is not a waste of time./ of poisons that have accumulated during wide-| awake hours. ? Sleep rests the' body and the brain. Dr. Boris Sidis decided that sleep is caused by monotony, that we do not. sleep until wakefulness becomes | You give much thought to “how to live cor: rectly.” | But how much thought do you give to sleeping correctly ? : : You are awake two hours of every three. Those two hours you provide for carefully, striving for! comfort, trying to devote them wisely. The third hour—sleep—is taken as a matter of course. You make little provision for it — just) tumble into bed ‘and go into a near-cataleptic! state. \ i Sleep should be a-science, as much care and| study given to it as to the hours you spend awake. | First of all, your bed should be comfortable—! Your mattress and springs should be soft ‘stiff enough to support evenly the body in all its| curves. : If your pillow doesn’t “set” just right, some-| ithing is wrong with it—too many feathers or not enough—and your health is suffering. , Use just enough covers to keep you comfort-| able, adding to or taking from them, in line with the weather, not the seasons. j Most important of all, open every bedroom, window to provide plenty of fresh air. Place the bed out of a draft. i | a | If you waken fagged out in the morning, some-| thing is wrong with your way of sleeping. Either that, or you are following the perilous road of not enough sleep. Your efficiency will be doubled if you get suf- ficient sleep in a comfdttable bed with plenty of fresh air.: It’s like recharging batteries and al-| lowing an’ over-heated engine to cool. | i EDITORIAL REVIEW Commints. reproddced fn” this “column may or may not |! express the opinion,.of, TherTeul «They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues |) which are being discussed in the press of the day. THE FARMER ARISES The growth of farmers’ co-operative associa- | ions was outlined in a dispatch to The Courier- | that these organizations did a business last, year of $375,000,000, as against a total of $60,000,000 | for 1919. The four main heads under which ‘the science. of economics is studied are: production, consump- corporations long ago systematized distribution. The sale of products and their transportation are! organized to a point approaching perfection. Ex- | ly through the medium of banks. Even consumption has been subjected to or-} corporations. In the field of producticn, which includes everything that is produced from corn organized except the farmer. It can be seen that this age is primarily one of to see this a hundred years ago, when the trades union was first recognized by the British govern- ment. The farmer, naturally conservative and aloof by nature, must follow suit if he is to gleam the greatest benefits for his labor. — Louisville Home Journal. {marck Tribune, |U. S. at present where mar jmen are asked to resign or are dis- |vealed that her husband is drawing jman—ig, this right? 0, nst-aminute Buy You can, spare tem nail ane wor if prep ri i Not next weeke but mow’ this minute/ Tee DO IT NOW/ ‘ THE KING (Florence Borner.) We used to call him Murphy, and we used to call him sppd, And everybody thot he was the cheapest kind of grub; He came upon our table then disguised in many. ways, And ne’er a poet cared to chant a i How changed-the scene since yesterday, the thing we,once despised Has risen from its humble rank and now is highly prized; Like to the golden apples of Hesperides so “air, He hangs far, far above our reach, we can do naught but stare: Bring forth the robe of royalty, Bring forth the throne of massey Then, as we crown: our conqueror Remove your hats; and humbly bow before your new found: king. JUDGE ROBINSON’S STATEMENT © 10°. ON BAR BOARD RESENTED ” “ BY MAJORITY MEMBERS The following, notice of R. Goer and S. E. Ellsworth, members of the state Lar board, was submitted to The Tribune as a result of publication of Judge J. E. Robinson's last “Satur- day Evening Letter”: ‘fo The Bismarck Tribune Company, Proprietors and Publishers, and to George D. ‘Mann, Editor of the Bis- a daily newspaper published at Bismarck, North Da- Kuta. pm an ~ YOU WILL TAKE NOTICE, that the undersigned are members of the State Bar Board of North Dakota and together constitute’#*majority of ‘the membership’ 6? said State Bar Board. That in thetissue-pf) the daily pub- lication of The Bismarck Tribune for, Saturday, December 3, 1921, there was printed,:published ‘and publicly dis- played on page four of said issue an article headed and. designated “Satur- | day Evening Letter,” purporting to be composed and written by one, J. E. Robinson, ‘containing, with other mat- ter, the following clauses, towit: “To evade the) constitution, in 1919, laws were passed levying. state taxes on most everything * * * (3) A state tax of $15 a year on poor lawyers to be squandered by ‘an appointive bar board.” ><; 5 You are new and_ hereby notified | that said article, in the parts herein- before quoted, is false, scurrilous and defamatory and. is maliciously de- ARR Ranh l—li—lielNl—li—aIaa mmm [ PEOPLE'S FORUM i Bismarck, N. D., 12-3-21. The Tribune, Bismarck, N. D, Dear Editor:' The writer is send- a copy.of this to Gov. Nestos in hopes that, hé will do something for a num- ber of married men in this city who are out of employment. I hope you will publish it so, that a number of families may ‘be saved from the em- barrassment of ‘asking for outside help. There are a number of citi s in the ied wo- charged from salaried positions in cares where their husband has reg- waar employment. This is done to give employment to. other married men wholare out of work and have a family to support. Racine, Wisconsin, has gone “the: limit along this line. Both the cit¥ council and the Com- mercial. Club are Working to this end. Right here in ‘Bismarck “(to the writer's personal: knowledge) there are ut least 20 first class married | men, men who love their wife and tamily, seeking work and asking for a position that they can fill nicely. In a number of cases they are told place is filled” and on investigation it is found that a married woman is fill- ing the place, and further it is re- down a. nice fat salary. There are a dozen or more of such women at the capitol and twice as many more down town, I ask any fair minded Dear Governor: Will. you kindly | Are You in Middle Life?) This Is Vital to You, Read It. Minneapolis, Minn.—"“Daring mid- dle age I. suffered from wontan’s weakness. Through this I became all run ‘down and extremelly nervous. suffered with dizzy spells and was so weak I could scarcely comb my own hair. I have severe backaches and bearing pains. I was practically an invalid for a whole year and could not seem to get help. I knew of Dr. Pierce’s medicines and decided to take his ‘Favorite Prescription’ and also the ‘Golden Medical Discovery’ and by the use of these medicines I was relieved of all my weakness and restored to perfect health so I could do ‘all my own work.”—Mrs. E. M. La Fevre, 951 18 1-2 Ave., N. E. Your neighborhood druggist ‘can supply you with Dr. Pierce’s famous remedies, in tablet .or liquid form,.. Berton Braleys Daily Poem id Makelt Snappy () your ‘hristm aon the chow So get bus. — the time is ring IF her mung Chr as’ yu > BO it now, tination——_— uc Wrath and indignation t of pergpuaticn: addy. Listen, Girlie/ your Ccigt nae” Shopping Baty. 4 ing flies. ~ * gree Era hymnal in his praise. the scepter and ‘the crown, ) gold, the jewels of renowr a song of triumph sing, eee signed and intended by the ‘author thereof to expose the undersigned as members of said State Bar Board to public hatred and to deprive them as state officers of the benefits of pub- lic confidence. | And it is now demanded by the un- dersigned that within three days af- ter the service of this notice, you do cause to bé published in the daily is- sue of The Bismarck Tribune, in as conspicuous a’ place and type as that of the original article hereinbefore referred to, a full and fair retraction of the false, erroneous and defama- tory portions of said article. Dated December 7th, 1921,, R. GOER, S. E. ELLSWORTH, Members State Bar Board of North. Dakota. The; Tribune prints the statement in fairness to the members of the bar board,; Their-actionswas taken: at a meeting held here yesterday after- noon. Accounts of the bar board are audited by the state examiner's de- partment and report issued and as far as the Tribune knows payment of: funds has been made. on proper vouchers and in accordance with law. j The letter was, of course, signed by Judge Robinson who assumed full re- snonsibility for his statements. The Tribune has no knowledge of “squan- dering” of the money in ‘the fund de- rived from the tax on lawyers: help the situation? If ‘you do you will help many a family which is al- most dewn and out right now. Yours truly, AN INTERESTED BYSTANDER. There are 6,449,998 farms in the United States, Pistol has been invented for shgot- Trimmed Hats. $5.00 regard- less of cost, Friday:and Saturday !vote was far larger than the vote for | at the Rose Shop’ EVERETT TRUE THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8 NORTH, DAKOTA’S PARADOX Official Figures Show How In- dependents Falled to Carry Their Measures, Though Elec- ing Their Candidatés—Nonpar- teans Also Got Larger Vote , ‘or Candidates Than On_ the | By Char es B. Cheney. (in Minneapolis Journal) jal returns from the North Da- recall election explains its con- tradictory results. The independents,| elected all their candidates foy state office, but lost all the meastrés they endeavored to put through by igitia- | tive petitions. © Nonpartisan league leaders have cited this paradox as proof that the majority of North Da- kota voters still favor the league pro- gram. liven that contention does not help the league much. It leads to the un- f.attering coné¢lusion that the. ma- Jority were unwilling to trust league officials to carry out the program they were supporting so ardently. Cold figures, however, show that the league commanded fewer votes on-issues than. on the candidates. Every leaguer was urged to vote “no” on all measures’ submitted to the people, and nearly all of them did, but ‘there is nothing in the figures to indicate that the league polled any votes on the “issues” that were not cast for its candidates. On the other hand, several thousand voters who supported Governor -R. A. | Nestos ‘and his colleagues failed to ; vote on the initiated laws. So the; Measures commanded from 7,500 to 10,000 fewer votes than’ the candi- dates did. Here is the result of the official count ‘on the three state officers and on three of the essential initiated measures: * Governor: NestoS, Ind., 111,434; | Frazier, N. P., 107,08 Nestos’ ma- | jority, 4,102. Attorney General: Johnson, Ind., 112,361; Lemke, N. P., 105,575; John- son’s majority, 6,786.‘ -: Commissioner of Agriculture and Labor: Kitchen, Ind., 111,249; Ha- gan, P., 105,914; Kitchen’s major- ity, 35. Debt limit constitutional amend- ment: Yes, 101,088; No, 104,832; ma- jority against amendment, 3,744. Industrial Commission act: Yes} 101,488; No, 106,230; majority against.i law, 4,792. Rural credits act: 105,821; majority against law, 1,888. Now compare the vote polled on; each side on candidates and on meas- ures. Former Governor Lynn J. Fra- zier got more votes than the league was able to command against any. of the measures. His vote of 107,332 was 2,500 in excess of the “no” yote on the debt limit amendment, 1,102 | more than the. votes against the in- dustrial commission act, and 1,511 more than the votes against the rural credits act. Attorney General William Lemke was cut somewhat by leaguers, but even he got 104,832 votes, 743-more than the negative vote on the debt limit ‘constitutional amendment. His vote was 655 short of the “no” vote on the industrial commission act. and 246 short of the vote cast against the rural credits act.» : On the other hand, Governor Nestos’?} Yes, 103,933; No, | any of the initiated measures, though he did not lead hig, ticket. H's vote of ; 111.434 exceeded the vote for the debt limit amendment to the state constitu- tion by 10,346. the vote for the in- dustria! commission act by 9.996. and was 7,501 larger than ‘the vote for the rural credits act, the most popular of all the initiated measures. The two election méasures made a} worse showing than thoSe affecting the league program. In fact, they undoubtedly helped to defeat the oth- er measures submitted. There was} also an element among the independ- ents/opposed to the recall, that did go so far as to turn out and vote to; oust the Nonpartisans. but refused to. ‘subscribe to the ‘“semi-socialism” which they thought they detected in the measures submitted. By failing to vote on these, they helped to keep | the state mosernene as it was framed | by Lemke and his lieutenants. They | really imposed a handicap on the men | they were electing to take charge, of.) the state government. ‘ When the initiative and the recall | are both tried out at the same elec- tion, look out for some queer results. ‘The A-B-C of Christmas 4s All Buy Cheerfully. Compors says the “Navy Cut” isn’t. strong enough for him. Samuel must be chewing ‘Honest Scrap.” iNo, it doesn’t reduce taxes to charge the jury. , Is the Japanese sandman throwing dust in the diplomats’ eyes? Lord Carson says he never has and never will smoke a cigar. Now-he is ready for Christmas. When a man hires a stupid stenog- rapher he is in for a bad spell. Economic Hint: Summer stocking tops make fine basket ball baskets. Ireland is about the size of Lake Superior; but the lake has the most fish. The girl suing for the right.to pow- een has the cheek to do it. Qur all-American halfback is the evening gown. The ex-kaiser's new grandson has a right to cry. British are singing, “Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your vis- count go?” Proper place to hang mistletoe is in the hair. 6 When a woman makes light of her hair she keeps it dark. ‘A grand opera star wants $750 for a night she didn’t sing. Must be hush: money. ‘ Tn Spitzenberg, where trees grow only one inch high, it must be hard 1 tree possums. On with the Christmas Seals. Only five more months until open j Season on spring poetry. CHa ee ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts Mike Mole waS a. most valuable friend, because he was such a fine dig- ger, and not only that, but he, knew 80 many of the gnomes” secrets and hid- ing places. ‘So he told the Twins not to worry. “I have tunnels. dug everywhere,” he assured them, “and the gnomes don’t know it, but I have secret pas- sages under every one of their-streets and houses. Just follow me.” . So Nancy. and (Nick ard Kip, the Brownie;, followed Mike through his little corkscrew, curlicew halls this way and that way. and every way, turning north 4nd south and then north again’ without any reason or wherefore, until finally the mole stop- red. ‘ “Now shush!” he whispered cau- tiously; “We're there! Right under Gnome village again. The chief thing first is to get your Shoes. And if you get them, keep them. If you shoul forget another time about saying the forbidden words, and suddenly find yourselves upside down, wish your- selves back into Brownieland at once before the gnomes can steal the Shoes from your feet.” “Where are we?” whispered Nancy. “Under Cnookalfone’s cellar,” an- swered the Mole. “Now I'm going to dig up through his floor and when | call, come after me.” Mike disappeared then and they all waited. After while they heard a faint “st, st,” over their heads, and one after the other they scrambled up after him as fast as they could go. “The Magic Green Shoes and the key are in the jam cupboard, but I can't open it,” said Mike. Kip pricked up his ears. “Here's, where 1 aome in, I guess,” ~~~~~ | said he. ‘Nothing in earth or fairy- 5 |land can Keep a Brownie from jam. I BY CONDO {know a charm.” And he began: ‘ “Apples, peaches, quinces, cherries, | Apricots and elderberries. | Open the door with greatest haste, | That your flavors we may taste!” | | Instantly the little door swung open. (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1921, NEA Service) HUSBAND AND WIFE WRITE, WHEN 1 BOUGHT ~ my TCKET I ASKED AISCE SEAT You FOR aN’ AISLE SEAT! Mr. and Mrs. James Carson, Colum- ‘pus, 'N. M., sign a letter saying, “We have both concluded we shall never ‘be without Foley Cathartic Tablets and we believe them to be essential | to good health.” They keep the stom- ach sweet, liver active and bowels ‘regular. They banish constipation, in- ; digestion, biliousness, sick headache, | bloating, sour stomach, gas on stom- | ach, bad breath, coated tongue. Not habit forming. | Cuba is known as the Queen of the | Antilles. Thomas R. Marshall is | former vice president alive. DYED HER WRAP, SKIRT, SWEATER _ AND DRAPERIES Beas |_ Every “Diamond Dyes” package tells jhow to or tint any worn, faded }Sarment or drapery a new rich color | that will not streak, spot, fade or run. \Perfect home dyeing is guarantced with Diamond Dyes even if you haave never dyed before. Just tell your | druggist whether the material you wish to dye is wool or silk, or whether it is linen, cotton, or mixed goods. For | fifty-one years millions of women have been using “Diamond Dyes” to add | Years of wear to their old, shabby i Waists, skirts, dresses, aoats, sweat- kings. draperies, hangings, ev- erything! Adv, the only { ‘te a