The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 6, 1921, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUN he showed recklessness or lack of necessary tech- q nical knowledge, he could be trained. This will become compulsory, not.many years hence, when Ruitor | there will be two or three times as many machines las now. Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Secon Glass Matter. GEORGE’). MANN... - - Foreign Representatives G, LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT HUSBANDS Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH A wife in Somerville, Mass., estranged from her NEWYORK - = > -___C*FFiftth Ave. Bldg. husband, says she “wouldn’t take him back for all MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS jthe money in the world.” fy The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the us : x ff for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or} Simultaneously, in Burlington, Vt., a wife asks not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local | ey 000,000 for alienation of her husband’s affec- | news published herein. 3 Pel besa eaer i All rights of republication of special dispatches herein itions, are ulso reserved, The market: price of husbands seems to vary. | MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION _|Some women know when they are rid of a bad | SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ANVANCE ‘bargain. Others don’t. Daily by carrier, per Beet $7.20 | Daily by mail, per y ~ 1.204 Ps NS ERE Daily by mail, per 1s s ck)... 5,00] PATHETIC | Daily by mail, outeide of North, Dakotays.3 1.420% -4 6.00 oiling in the Colorado beet fields are 1100 chil- | Fee ee ee laren, under 16 years. The stooped-over nature of | : jtheir work has given’700 of them curvature of the | fp ‘spine or other postural deformities, says the De- ! E “HUNGRY JOE” jpartment of Labor’s children’s bureau. Four | : 7 ‘hundred are one to seven years behind in their | Twenty-five years ago, “Hungry Joe, dapper | tudies | dude with a famous singing voice, was the king| N : 1 ati 5 f ihtas of confidence men. One of his jobs was stealing! . Negro see atits bata San a as a $1000 bill from Oscar Wilde when Wilde, at the piciens as the slavery of child labor. d it! zenith of his fame, toured Amer sea witl a sun-| SUICIDE flower in his coat lapel. | ‘ Behold the change worked by time! “Hungry; Frank H. Godsoll invented a portable bungalow, Joe,” white-haired and bent, is a razor trader, Shipped an the knock-down. It was warm In Wil- wearing out shoe leather between New York bar- | te and cool in summer, due to thick asbestos paint ber shops ‘which kept heat from passing through the walls. | ee é i ‘Jt sold fast—too fast. The idea was good, but it | Bre ee bats ee. ee required more capital than Godsoll had figured on. : with handsome office suites. Hungry Joes come! He committed suicide. ‘ 2 shal _and go, but suckers go on forever. i Busiriess is a frightful master when it domi- | ee ASS ‘nates mind, body and soul. Death preferable to j jbankruptcy! That’s rare. | | i | i JAPAN Japan is spending the equivalent of $248,519,-' 224 on her navy in the present fiscal year. Uncle} Sam is spending $425,848,079, leading even Great Britain. ' On the surface, we seem to.be much more injYoUr room in the poorhouse yet need of disarmament than Japan. But the pro-| It’s interesting psychology, a variation of | grams are not far apart, for $1 builds a lot more |doughboys going to the trenches singing ragtime. in Japan than in America. The Great American Sense of Humor bobs up in From the arms-limitation conference will come |the tightest pinch and pulls us through. Amer- | many such figures. Before taking them at face|icans may be down, but they’re never out. value, make allowance for varying purchasing} Right now, most of us are kidding each other power in different countries. English often boast; as we pant, getting our second wind. they can build two fighting ships for the price of | Fea REGIE EE Sao our one. Probably correct, due to lower standards of living and wages. JEST : A common form of greeting, when two men |meet these days, is: “Well, have you picked out o» WINTER Kicking Horse, Lilliwaup Indian chief, is asked _ {what kind of winter he expects. ‘The chief is a CHICKEN - (Carlisle graduate,.with a full-dress suit in his Marshal Foch, fed chicken two and three times wardrobe. He says: : a day since he came to America, asks if we ever| “].am inclined to think it will be/a cold winter. eat anything else. ; : ;The white man who own stores ,are putting on Cheer up, Ferdinand! Serving chicken to ‘their fall sales a couple of weeks earlier than guest is the way Americans manifest honest hos- usual, and most of the white women of my ac- | Pitality. Like potato salad, without which nojquaintance are already; hitting their husbands church supper is complete. You must admit, our! for new fur coats.” chicken ve delectable. Unlike England, which I-| Regardless of the goose’s wishbone or bark on vented spicy sauces to camouflage bad cooking. i | , i s like a h i : Some kdidchearted sjerson’ stiould ‘try the may-|"°e* it looks like a hard winter for father. shal on buckwheat cakes and home-made apple| : ' pie, distinctively American dishes. If Foch misses} EDITORIAL REVIEW them, he goes home without knowing the real! America. | 5 | Comments reproduced in this column may or may not i i] express the opinion of The Tribune. They are. presented, here I in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues +4) which are being discussed in the prese of the day. ‘WISE A magician in a London music hall gums up! | one of his tricks and comments, “I’m’a little late, OUR HISTORIC BACKGROUND | like America in the war.” | North Dakota has a historic background as Sinclair Lewis, author of “Main Street,” is in|interesting and as picturesque as that of any the audience. He jumps up and speaks heatedly |state in the union. for 10 minutes. Then the audience applauded,| Older states take great pride in their wealth “possibly because he was’ through. of legends, myths and historic incidents, but: Petty thrusts, coming from other countries, North Dakotans have almost totally ignored their should no annoy us. Their nerves still are onjheritage. 3 edge. Consider the war from the American view-| Melvin R. Gilmore is one, of the few North point, not. bothering about what others think.|Dakotans’ who have tried to collect and preserve | | the task of furthering th THE BISMARCK TRIBUNS THE GREAT AMERICAN H(¢ { | | | i { ~ SUPPRESSED EMOTION- & PROCLAMATION |__| its soit sanyo te ay EDUCATIONAL WEEK The olde n, however, are | WHEREAS, ‘the -President of th nited States, by his solemn proc- | Gnick to h spicious and will prob-} lamatior,, has set apart the week of December fourth to December tenth, in- | ably surmise at once that there was clusive, 1921, as AMERICAN EDUCATION WEBK, and }s ething wrong in that story of di- WHEREAS, such splendid organizations as the American Legion and Perhaps the suit was in prog- the National Educational Association of the United States have undertaken | 1 and the decree was, not granted. | great movement, and ; Then, in 2 moment of emotional ex-! WHEREAS, since statehood the commonwealth of North Dakota has | plosion, the man asked the girl to ever been mindful of the gréat and lasting benefits of a well developed and | wed him immediately. Delay brought! state-wide system of public schools, it is especially fitting that we, as citi- | calmness but no way out except aj zens of this great state, should heed the advice and suggestions contained in | confession, which was too great an} our President's proclamation; : | ordeal for his particular temperament. | THEREFORE, I. R. A. Nestos, Governor of the State of North Dakota, do | Then—he ran away. | set apart the week of: é The little lesson in this fis for par-| December Fourth to Tenth, Inclustye, ents and guardians of girls. 1921 There are always ways of. ascer- as taining the facts in the past of the] EDUCATIONAL WEEK ;/man who comes a-wooing a precious in this state,.and I do urge upon the people of the state that special study | daughter. The father only needs to and consideration be made of the needs and aims of the educational institu- | use the same methods he would use| tions in ‘their, respective communitivs. | when- investigating the status of a IT IS FURTHER RECOMMENDED that all the schoo!s of the state, 25 | man seeking employment. well as all public bodies and organizations, arrange ‘demonstrations in the Hae aR form of programs, or. otherwise to especially emphasize the value of our ed- ate a i: ucationa] institutions, not alone to the community, but to the State and Na- | ARRESTS END VENDETTA, tion as well and, further, that our school facilities in their many forms Naples, Dec. 6—As the only way te! may be brought to the attention of those citizens who have not heretofore en— lend a vendetta going on since 1915 joyed the advantages ofour school system. All, to the end that new andj between the de Lucia and Fiorillo old citizéns alike’ may learn to more thoroughly appreciate and Honor our | families, the police have arrested both State and Nation, and to understand ,and feel the true sign nce of the | fami ~ numbering 40 persohs. Two title: “CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES OF ‘AMERICA, * of all children, a boy and girl, remaiaj and are Proving) affectionate play- ! who could abandon the little laay | who writes the above. £ In witness whereof I have hereunto set my hand and caused the Great | Seal of the State:of Nortn Dakcta to be affixed at the Capitol at Bismarck | mates, this Fifth day of December, A. D. 1921. f : (Signed) R. A. NESTOS. |» { Lae | a e Governor, Suffers Serious Break | By the Governor: y '(Signed) THOMAS HALL, \ Down | . | x Secretary of: State nn~~~~!_ Two years ago,I spent 3 months in; % | a : ‘hospital under stomach and bowel| —_—_—___———————# | ly with our wedding plans when the | specialists for mucus colitis, auto ‘in-} | Credentials In |Jerasn came. \toxication, etc., which caused awful| | Courtship |! “One day he implored me several ; bloating and colic attacks. My friends| : . h: 5. fter- | 8ave me up. [ returned home and on} ie —_——¢ times to marry him that very after’ ii advice of Mrs, Wright, a friend,| : ra ay |noon, I put him off—told him to wait ‘tried Mayr’s Wonderful Remedy with | (Letters to Lovers 110 days or two weeks. wonderful results. Am now in best! ‘By Winona Wilcox | “He left, embracing me tenderly as of health. It is a simple, harmless| Often the letters from lovers are} usual. He made no complaint. I; preparation that removes the catar-| interesting than any answer | never have seen him since. | rhal mucus from the intestinal tract) more interesting. p-|_“I:don't know what to do. Forget |and allays the inflammation which| which can be devised. Most absorb-| nim» Wait for him? Hate him be-/ causes practically all stomach, liver! ing of all are those tales of love which cause he deserted me? If he lied about | and intestinal ailments, including ap- is hopeles¥ for some reason., For ex-.| nis love for me, my heart is broken.— | pendicitis. One dose will convince or} {money refunded. For sale at all drug- | ample, this truly pathetic recital of! B. M. G.” faithlessness—why did a man, so keen! —A)most one feels sorry for the man gists. to wed, desert 'the girl who adored ‘ i him? i “A man several years older than 1 came to our town. He began at once; to go with me, seeing me three or four. times a week, and went with no other | girl. j 7 ' 0 “ 'SUESDAY, DECEMBER 6, ’21 * “[ am laying for the consumer,” says the hen. But the cold storage men lay for us also. The least expensive gift is that ef being pleasant. { “Rules Bees Can Roam at Will.”— Kansas headline. Pity poor Will. When permanent ' peace comes it will be labeled “Made in U. S.” Theatrical critics Landis fines, Ruth a million. hope Dr. Katzoff’s book “How to Hold a Husband,” says. briefly, “Use both arms.” In spite of popularity, the Ar- buckle case is nothing to speak of. If things dont come. your way— go after theme Some. women won't be happy in heaven unless they. get new wings every pay day. f is 150,000,000,000 ollars, Austria's deficit wns, or several Before disarming, -several kickers \will have to be dislegged. - Problems for Billy’ Evang: “If one fullback makes three touchdowns, how many will a soberione,make?” “Bandits Run Amuck”—headline. \The “Amuck” must be a hotel. A man figures diamonds are worth $350,000,000 a ton. Buy now and avcid the rush. Says the Jap to the world: “What's 10 per cent’ between friends?” The Newly-Weds areriet as foolish s the Nearly-Weds. Sardine packers are threatening to strike. Street car conductors can; take their places. Many men have so much to their credit they can’t pay. The Christian religion has 500,000,- 000 followers, the majority of which jlag behind. A good recipe for Christmas candy is: “Lead him past one candy store and tell him how hungry you are.” Only 11 more months until Thanks- | Biving. — ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts Kip,.the ‘mischievous’ Brownie, was sorry. that he had stolen Mr. Pim Pim’s key and told Nancy and Nick all about if. “It just seems,” said he, “that I have to do things first and think af- terward, which, is a very bad habit I had run off to Gnome village and handed the key to Crookabone before you could say ‘scat.’’ The first thing the rascal did was to hide it, and then I knew I’d up and done it! Even it I ‘was a little jealous of Pim Pim taking my place, I didn’t intend to be so mean, and I see now that he is a bet- ter leader than I am, for he thinks first and acts afterward.” ut was a long speech for so little a Brownie. Aftc{ that the \three of them trudged in, silence back through the dark passage toward Brownieland, kip dragging the key behind him, for the Twins had wished themselves as little as moles and Kip himself wasn’t any bigger than my inkwell. And then something happened, as it often does just when folks are be- ginning to feel the -gafest. Nancy ipped, and Nick, grabbing her, said, “Are you hurt?” and Nancy‘answered, You know what happened, of course. She had uttered one of the forbidden | words that Pim Pim had warned them about, and in a twinkling all three of Our entrance was wise. If the German flag were! : flying in Canada and Bill had the British fleet, life in America would be like sitting on tacks. i EL SRE ER SYS NET a 1 PEARLS Pearl divers are out of jobs. At famous Thurs- day Island, all the pearling boats are laid up. At/|vating loyalty to one’s home state, as a back- | \He has recently published a brochure which he the legendry and the history of our prairie state. | calls “Prairie Smoke,” the title being suggested by the common prairie flower so familiar to resi- dents of-the state. ! Nothing is such an important factor in culti- Broome, West Australia, 100 pearling boats are working, 300 idle. | This stagnation in a romantic and adventurous industry is due to discovery, by Japanese, of the secret of growing pearls artificially. The fields of romance are passing. How long until textile scientists learn how to make sealskin . fur in factories? Stranger things than that are happening in the laboratories. SPARK Building ring grafters, sent to jail in New York, send word to charity hospital that they will give their blood-to the poor whenever transfusion |) operations are necessary to save life. That displays the noble side of the prisoners’ character. It is a rare convict that hasn’t a spark that shows he is worth reclaiming. Unfortunate, that the back of a mirror is so different from the reflecting side. In “reforming”: criminals, prac- tice Safety First. CARELESSNESS Autos and motorcycles killed more than 9000 people last year, says the census. Nearly all of these fatalities were due te sheer |kotan. Surely no “native son” of California and sarelessness and the driving of cars by incompe- tents. Why not make every motorist take an exam- ination before permitting him to drive'a car?’ If|plains——Fargo Forum.-- ground history, legend and literature. Why ldoes a Virginian feel such unrestrained pride in | ithe state of his birth? Why do natives of other | lstates so frequently lay claim to being “born in | Virginia”? It isn’t because Virginia is a more | \beautiful, or a. more fertile, or a more prosper- ous state than others. It is due solely to the | state’s picturesque history and legendry. ' | Yet North Dakota has a historic bacMround jscarcely less interesting, and probably not one resident in 100 could even name the native tribes | of North Dakota and roughly outline the terri- | tory they occupied. According to Mr. Gilmore, the Dakota Indians | occupied, roughly, the lowe: third of the state, or that territory that lies south of the Northern ‘Pacific line. In the east and northeast were the | \Chippewas, and in the northwest coracr, the | \Mandans, Hidatsas and Arikaras who had an al- | ‘Hance for mutual protection. | Mr. Gilmore’s book deals with the folklore jof these Indian tribes, and with the trees, the \flowers, the birds and the animals of our prairies. | No man can read Mr. Gilmore’s book without |being a little prouder that he is a North Da- ino member of one of the “First Families of Vir- | | ginia” has arfy\more glorious heritage than a de- scendant of one of the real pioneers of the great | that. T never could give him up. “We seemed to. understand each! cther perfectly and soon became en-| gaged. : “He went to my parents and asked for my hand. His frankness delight- ; ed them. He seemed honest in every! way. We planned a happy future and} the details of our home. All the while! he impressed me as absolutely de-' voted. I was more than happy. ' «after our engagement, he made a) confession. I’ve neyer seen a man} s0 moved as he was when he told! me that he had been divorced and{ that his wife was living. He said! that he couldn't marry me until he! had told me the truth, although he! had heen afraid to do so. Leal “His story hurt me terribly, but 1 knew that in spite of* his former} marriage I loved him devotedly and; “Afterward our happiness seemed: doubled: by the test. He was almost | abjectedly grateful for my trust inj him. Everything was going smooth-! LINBERS UP YOUR SORE STIFF JOINTS EATHER exposure and hard work bring pains and aches in muscles and joints. Have a bottle of Sloan’s Liniment handy and apply freel ~ Penetrates without rubbing. ‘ou will find at, once a comfortin, eense of warmth which will be follo by a relief from the soreness and @tiffness of aching joints. | ‘a relieves theumatism, sciatica, @euralgia, sprainsand strains. \ -For forty years pain’s enemy. Ask bor. 4 Fat allviragsists—38e, 70c, $1.40, | all crvegintte . og eras, r THoveit LE WATT IN YOUR OUTSIDE OFMICE WHILE You Str IN. HERS AND TRIM YOUR FINGER WAILS JUST To GIVE THE IMPRESSION jthem had turned completely upside | down, standing like circus people, on |their hands, with their feet kicking | helplessly up in the air. Kip had dropped the key to the Enchanted ; Cupboard and there it lay gleaming ‘faintly in the dull reddish glimmer that Ighted the passage. But the glimmer became’ a gleam jand the gleam became a glare. The jcat’s-eye was warning the gnomes. | Then they heard sounds of running. | (To Be Continued) | (Copyright, 1921, NEA. Service \| HUSBAND AND WIFE WRITE. | Mr. and Mrs. James Carson, Colum- | bus, N. M., sign a letter saying, “We have both concluded we shall never be without Foley Cathartic Tablets jand we believe them to be essential to good health.” They keep the stom. |ach sweet, liver active and bowels \yegular. They banish constipation, in- | digestion, biliousness, sick headache, | bloating, sour. stomach, gas on stom- | habit forming. | HIGH PLACE FOR EX-BOOKKEEPER F. J. Sprung is now sales man- ager for the biz Deere-Weber Co. of Moline, Ill. He entered their employ as bookkeeper of their Fargo | branch, fresh from Dakota Business College, Fargo, N. D. | For 30 years D. B. Cy graduates have been sent to positions with this advice: ““You may start as book- keeper or stenographer, but don’t » stop there.’’ They don’t. 226 have become bank officers: Many other hundreds have achieved big success in business. \ “Follow the Succeg$ful.””. Enroll <) now. Write F. L. Watkins, Pres., | 806 Front St., Fargo, N. D, | | | |ach, bad breath, coated tongue. Not ,