The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 30, 1921, Page 4

praca beeper econ ‘THE BISMARCK.TRI — Entered at the Postof batt, Nig ; lass Matter. . 4«' ne heard his: wisdom-and promised him any gift he iwanted, answered, “Then step. to one: side. You dt aye i PP a jpre_obstruckip rhy nl gh a od . | One of the finest temperance lectures of all time ‘was delivered in Kansas by a speaker so drunk DETROIT | 7 1 Kicks Blig. jhe almost had to be propped up. ; | Actually, he did not believe in temperance, bi GEORGE D. MANN Foreign Represéntatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEWYORK = = - Fifth Ave. Bldg. otherwise he wouldn’t have kept the distilleries | Pp MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS . ‘working overtime. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use Ae for republication of all news dispatches credited’ to it or But, realizing that he was not-of normal tem- not pther tine) credited in this paper and also. the local | nérance, he orated his “don’t-drink” philosophy, rs rein, i sey sakes p . : PPA wightatot te] tion of special dispatches herein |as an alibi for his failure, and hypnotized himself ‘into believing that he really’ believed it. i { | All rights of republica' Similarly, you are apt to hear a great speech on} are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE. honesty, by a man who ‘wouldn’t hesitate at rob- Se ct jbing an orphan asylum. 5.00 | + 6.00 | Daily by carrier, per year..... Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.. THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) This development of elastic philosophies, to fit personal-failure, is a dangerous form of alibi. Unless a man constantly guards himself, he is! Ca ‘apt to fall into a state of auto-hypnosis in which | jhe shoulders the Llame, for his short-comings, to} ; Hy we AGE ; ‘something other than the real cause, which is—| Our bodies age.in winter, but not in summer. |yinself, | This belief is advanced by a doctor who writes for, ih the London Times. : | CHILDREN According to his theory, a pexson would: never: There is as much child labor on farms as in fac-| grow old if he lived in the perpetual summer of tories, mines and stores. This is all right, a good the south. |thing-for the child, as long as the work is in the However, the theory has a certain.amount of ‘nature of ‘chores, within reasonable bounds. It! truth. ‘becomes an evil when the child is overworked. Nothing ages the human body quite as rapidly: Where should’the line-be.drawn? Answer, by as a sedentary life—sitting about, especially i r. Edward N. Cloppeér,: of the. National Child doors, without exercise. That is the rut which welfare Committee: “ the average person hasw tendency to fall into. “Child labor is the employment of.a child under 8 years of age at any task, with or without pay, under the direction or independently of others, % ie . ; ~"'which deprives him of proper amount of school- | ing can eliminate these poisons except exercise |g training, recreation and healthy develop-| and fresh air. ment.” . 1 A person living in the northern states gets a fair amount of outdoor life in summer. But in, winter’ he makes. himself a prisoner of the in-| doors, rarely venturing out into the cold unless; the trip is compulsory. | In the south, there is a languor in the air—the: outskirts of the tropical aversion to effort. . Balance the year up, and the south is much like | the north. After 12 months, no matter where; HOW THE AMERICAN VALUATION PLAN you live in’ civilization, you look back and kno WOULD OPERATE | that you “ought to get out more.” Students of the tariff question are bringing to; j i light’ some interesting matter based on their analysis of the operation of the American valua- | tion plan in the tariff bill. The table below, with rates on cotton, woolen and silk goods, gives an| insight into the proposed method of assessing duties by which one rate of duty is named in the , tariff bill and another rate of duty is put upon the goods when they appear at the custom house: | Averaged ad valorem «ates Fordney bill 1921 Apparent, ‘Actual ‘3 as written American in bill valuation %o % \ i i | F Your body constantly is collecting various tox-| ins, or impurities of a poisonous nature. Noth. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented bere in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues {| which are being discussed in the press of the day. >The practice of taking a Saturday afternoon “off, for exercise, is unscientific because it is in i‘ Mihe nature of a spurt. It-is like neglecting a machine for a week, then; giving it a thorough oiling and overhauling. The machine should be oiled daily. So, also, the body. ‘Poisons are-collecting in the system daily, | and something should be done daily to eliminate) them... ¢5- | Physical exercises at home are not sufficient, | for they are monotonous, which makes them less beneficial than something that is interesting and| involves sport. } The greatest health curse in America is that wethave become a nation on wheels. We “get out the old bus” even for a half-block trip to the gro- cery. This already is making inroads on the na- tional health. Unless it is checked, unless Amer- vicans return to brisk walking and lots of it, we shall become a race of weaklings. Health and efficiency depend largely on the use of Shanks’ mare—the legs. A person located | geographically so that walks can be taken in cold air and through the snows is missing some of the real joys of life if he stays indoors and rides when he goes out. ey Cotton Manufactures—(not ‘n- |. eluding carpets, handkerchiefs |. and wearing apparel): {Woven goods, (including plain and fancy cloths and pile fab- rics (including tapestries).... Other manufacturers - (known as “cotton small wares’’).. Laces, ete. .........005 G Silk Manufactures—(not «includ- ing handkerchiefs and wearing apparel): | Woven fabrics . Laces, embroideries, etc. All other manufactures : Wool Manufactures -— 4 felt goods (except carpets and wearing apparel): Felt goods .... Woven fabrics . Lace: 138 All 52.5 Mr. Fordney and other supporters of the novel plan have pointed out that the rates are low, and in most intances they are lower than the Payne-; Aldrich rates, but the real rates are far above ‘those of any other tariff bill of which anybody ever conceived. Of course, the effect of this would be simply to 60-74 138 60-74 73.3-236 ...| 73.3-236 | PRESENTS Getting your Christmas presents ready? Pack them’ catefully. Use plenty of string, wrapped tightly, tied in knots that will not slip. Don’t/ leave edges of paper sticking out so it will tear if| caught when another package hits it. trip across the continent, raised it to level of his; waist, dropped it and said, “It'll last to/St. Louis.” | Then he lifted it over his head and slammed it to) Pee “Yen”. A « 14 | the beer “Yep, he informed, mut won't} We append another table showing thé break ai k flood’and get in rates over the Payne-Aldrich bill and the in- Christmas pad ad ves y ake t i a0 d oe 4 crease over the present tariff bill that, would be} lot of throwing around. Keep that in mind, when put into effect by the American valuation clause: | packing. Increase over tariff | Payne Present So 161 153 161 market over to the domestic’ manufac urer and | allowing him to name the price for. His products unrestricted by competition. aati ingease | YOUR PHOLOSOPHY You, at some time or other in your life, have sat late at night before a fireplace with a group; of friends. Conversation drifted into an exchange! of philosophical views—why we are here on earth, why so many fail, and what constitutes success. Out of such discussions, like a mocking jinni, rises a glaring truth—that every individual de- velops a personal philosophy of life to fit his de- gree of success or failure. Aesop’s fox, who could not leap high enough to pluck the grapes, comforted himself with “The grapes are sour.” ; The man who has accumulated so much money that it makes him uneasy, has for his alibi: “It| doesn’t matter: how much wealth a man has, as| long as he doesn’t misuse it.” Mrs. Wiggs of the cabbage patch, in dire pov- erty, hypnotized herself into a philosophy that ( From .Garmany .Germany .. France iting ($1.75 vay China Switzerland Germany «France * Merchandise Enamel ware, wash basin. Umbrella frames Kid gloves (ladies’) Shaptune, silk, summer | | | i Cotton, embroidery \Cotton, lace Imitation pearl necklace Asbestos: < Artificial si Medicines, non-alco! Men’s collars Scissors . Pocketknives, “B Surgical instruments, arte | iv » Germany »..Franc? 102 69 91 Smoker’s pipes Furniture, willow Belgium Baskets, willow ... -Belgium Plain glass stemware, . 9-02. goblets Beds gis ce ofeiete shes cist ++.» Belgium 66 2/3 160 Many honest men supporting the American valuation clause have been deceived, no doubt, by {you can see them, by means of iron | filings, issuing ; Magnet. {fluence magnetized, steel, causing it iearth, have latéJy been shown to ex- ‘terrestrial phenomena, such as the ‘wince this is the part of the earth most ‘corpuscles are caught, by the mag- . POETS’ GORNER | | siaadeh ‘She makes the A porter,. asked if “an old trunk would stand a)... imports altogether, turing the’ “Anterican | the figures furnished them to the effect that rates : of duty are decreased. And so they are, as named |. she was happier without riches. Socrates, and his soap-box orators, not having much material wealth, philosophized that noth- ing matters except pure intellect. The prize in this line goes to the celebrated in the bill, but the actual working of the law registers an increase in rates in many instances to almost unbelievable figures. “ r _. The result as stated will be to bar imports and immediately ‘advance’ prices: on all-.products af- ‘Athenian philosopher-loafér who, when a king “NORTHERN LIGHTS”: EXPLAI ; is Abou fav Non - Magnetic BY HEREWARD-CARRINGTON =, Sclentist and Author | The S. S. “Carnegie” has just re | turned from a trip round the world, which it has taken several years to} complete, bringing with it valuable | data as to. the magnetisin of the | earth. | This little vessel was especially built, and not a single piece of iron was on beard—not a knife, not a nail —which might influence the magnetic ; lines of the earth by its, presence! | This expedition was, rendered possible by the Carnegie Instituton Founda- ave heen oc- cupied in a systematic study of the magnetic lines of force on our globe. Much valuable ‘material has. thus been collected, which it will take a long time to work over and publish. A preliminary account of some ot the simpler elements of the earth's magnetism may, however, render the full report, when ‘issued, more in- telligible to the average reader. 3 The “Magnetic Poles?” We know that there are two “mag- | netic poles” in the world, a ‘north poie and a south pole, which do not correspond with the true géographi- cal poles. The ‘north magnetic pole in 1831. It was then about 1,400 miles distant from the true north pole. 1,000 miles from the true south pole. The south’ magnetic pole is about 1,000 miles fro mthe true south’ pole. Lines of magnetic force run across | py our earth, from the “magnetic equa- tor,” to the north and south mag- netic poles. The magnetic quater lies near the true equator, but runs both-north and scuth of it, and crosses the latter in at least four places, Starting from this equator, lines of force run north and south, just as from a_horse-shoe The earth is thus a huge magnet... These lines of force in- to peint due north and south; and this is the\basis of the “compass” in common usb. ! These linesof magnetism, on the | plain many _ hitherto ill-understood urora Borealis. ‘The sun is ‘co stantly shooting-off, into space,’ mil ‘ons of tiny particles, known as, cor- |\ | puscles. These would naturally hit our earth in greater numbers near the’ equator, exposed to their; influence. These netic, lines of force,-and carried to- wards the north and south poles, get- ting nearer and nearer tite surface of the earth all the time. Ata certain distante from the poles they find themselves in an atmos- phere resembling’that in high vacuum tubes (such as\the X-ray tubes), and they then begia ‘to give forth the shifting and dartigg lines of the so- called “Cathode rays.” Purxled~ Sclentists It is these Shifting and’ darting lines of the Cathode rays which ac- count for, the Aurora Borealis, as well as other phenomena which have long puzzled scientists; and the con- nection, new traced, between the sun- spots and the Atirora can thus be shown also, -sin¢e a connection na- turally exists between these spots and the energy ‘of ‘the corpuscles emitted by them. y \ These investigations, ’¢therefore, may be sal@:to have thrown a new light upon many odd facts, and served to explain them in a gatisfactory man- ner, THE PROVEN COW , (Contributed) The proven cow is a thing of charm, She. lifts the martgage from the farm— farmer's life more sweet And sets him down on easy street. Where’er. the proven cow is Queen A country prosperous is seen, And dairy men in joyful ranks Are packing money in the banks. Why. plug along the same old way | With cows you’never can make pay!i And putting up the bankrupt wail --When they refuse to fill the pail! There is a better method now— The method of the proven cow. This critter always earns her keep ‘And piles up richeg:while you sleep. She pays the taxes and ithe rents, And here in our go9d-country, gents, ‘We Nave ‘the climatefAnd the feed, And. all the conditions that we need. So let us all be boosters now— And sing the praises of this cow. Let’s get-our coin from: the ‘Proven Bovine. 1 The safest money-making scheme. + koe To Walt Mason I must bow— And if, he will kindly allow iT']] add a line—a. modern line Tc his. warning as told above: It isn’t Breed Alone! It isn’t Feed But three things required are: FEED—BREED—WEED! | To really feed—first be: liberal—teed | enough. | To truly. breed—have'a high Ideal. To know how to weed is a Dairy- | man’s need. United States exported 1711 loci | motives, valued at $5,629,847, in 1920. A BUILDING TONIC | To those of delicate con- stitution, young or old, Scott's Emulsion is nourishment and tonic that builds up the whole body. Scott & Bowne, BloomfeldsW.J. 20-18 Ship Establish ro! THE NON-MAGNETIC SHIP “CARNEGIE” AND MAP OF TWO HEMISPHERES, 'OLES. , SHOWING MAGNETIC EQUATOR AND MAGNETIC . » SPOOKS ‘(By Florence Borner.) When I was just a little kid my mother used to say, That if I wasn’t mighty good, and minded her each ial A big, black Spook would catch me when I went upstairs to bed, And*nevér bring me hack again until I was plumb ‘dead. She told me awful ‘stories of the things that spook would do, He'd beat, and bite and scratch me, and he’d stick to me like glue; And goodness gracious, I was scared, 1’d lie in bed awake, And way up stairs all by myself I’d shake, and shake and shake. y And, even since I’m grown-up, when the wind begins to shri u h riek, And sets the windows rattling with an intermittent squeak, i What Manners Tell | ba ~ By Winona Wilcox (Le:ters to Lovers) The manners of some girls are made to please men. How a kind of moa: ern familiarity, betrayed a girl and a jman is related by a Middle-aged ma- tron: - “I chanced to sit opposite my. hus- band in.a crowded street car... At a stop, a pretty painted girl, not know- ing me, tripped the length of the car to get my husband's attention.» She leaned down, put her face close to his, whispered, giggled and ‘slapped :him} coquettishly—on the knee! “! know I turned white. I felt ill. “My husband flushed guiltily. . Pas- sengers in the car grinned. Suddenly I saw my husband-as one of the type I despise, ‘a gay old sport.’ “He says I am acting silly about.a mere incident; that the’ girl, , who works in his office, never ‘had ‘been familiar before; that she is one of the flip kind, without home training in mannérs,’ or any background. i “I say. that it was the ‘business ‘of an ancient graridfather like himseif to discourage the ‘familiarity of vul- gar, ignorant little girls: “Iam a student of psychoanalysis and ! know that it is the careless acts which’ betray habits, The girl did not indulge in a sudden spasm of famii- larity with an old man. “The hurt of it is deep. I’ve al- ‘ways considered the man I love as so Trespéctable.” The question of the manners of girls comes. again in a letter from a young man: “You can’t, tell much ahout a girl from her lodks. They all buy the same rouge. From hat to shoes, any girl. can camouflage elegance. “But watch their manners to their mothers. Or to any old lady. “They never camouflage their man- ners to their own sex. A man. can place them that way. », “When it aomes to picking’ out a wifé;' say, ‘Watch how a girl treats the older women!’ ” Si t ime READ 17 1F (T'S A Sooo ONS BY You STUMBLING THROUGH IT REPEATING EVERY OTHER SENTCACG ITIMSS ANDO MSPRONOUNC WORDS OF MORG THAN PATS ee : THE PAPER To ME, JACK SO CVG HEARD \vou BEFORE! vy Altho I’m not exactly: scared, if truthful words be said, 4 I feel a wee bit safer when I cover up my head. ARRAS mane. | ; To shape her manners only to please men may. be instinctive; elemental, feminine, sentimental, but however | explainable it is bad manners, Respect for old women is. the so- ciety girl’s first lesson in etiquet, and it is part of the cult of every college woman. Manners, sod or bad, are powerful habits as stated in the first letter; and undoubtedly a lover’ can class a girl eXactly by her manners, ‘as the sec- ond writer says, it is not a girl’s at- titude toward the opposite, but toward her own which stamps her as the pos- sessor of the qualities a man wants ina wife. 4 BEAUTY IS HARMONY Thera can be no harmony, and there- foré no ‘beauty, in a home in which the wife and mother is cross and ir- ritahle: and dull-spirited. Often as not! disease is at the bottom of such a acndition. 4 By i ‘Let“the woman who is always tired and’wao suffers from low spirits and mysterious aches and pains, only. try Lydia E; Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- pound. She will then’ see that the beauty and harmony will be restored to, her home with the return of her health and good spirits. Visitor in City 'w. G. Worner, former deputy state j auditor, now cashier of the Oakes Na- tional bank, is’ in the city for, a few days on business. ‘ (First purely American cigars were made in 1801 by the wife, of a Con- necticut tobacco planter. Powdered animal horn enters — ex- tensively into native remedies of China. Ordinary London air contains black particles from’ 1-1,000,000 to 1-20,000 inch in diameter. Spiked shoe frames have heen in- vented to enable a person to walk on an inclined roof. SO ed [EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO| é e IN, AND CeT: H } H ' | IT WON'T BE RVINGD A GOVELES OF InG ACC TAS ONS STULLABLS. It! | should last a life-time. ; for ten days free. | fied in every way and want to keep. | Life to the turkey is just one darn jholiday after another. If they can collect, bootleggers’ in- come taxes, why not collect the ‘boot- leggers? ‘ Christmas cigars are made by) the thief who was given-enough rope. * Our only regret isthat we have but 66 ships to sink for our country. ' How about letting Billy Evans’ All-Western eleven play Dempsey? | | Taxi drivers will get your money in the long run. It must make a farmer mad to re- turn from buying eggs and see his hens loafing nbout the Yard. Hearin~ so little trom Spain’s war, it must be a bull fight. Two St. Louis neighbors were are jrested for throwing coal. Our: mil- jlionaires are getting unruly. During the hunting season calves are warned not to look like deer. - The finishing touches are being put on father’s pocketbook. f France would like to. reduce her army, but “What would the ineigh- bors say?” de two Make a The cheg3, player, who mcves in seven hours, wou! fine plumbers, Cotton stockings will be. cheaper jmext year, but nobody cares. Kansas City’s new directory has Hugs, Loves, A. Kiss and M. Brace. See what the Legion convention did? The expedition still trying, tq climb Mount Byerest should :detour,“\ ‘ ‘i A Wichita thief, who stole ‘a“Bfble, didn’t know much about what he was getting. i Clothes may not make a. woman, but lack of them makes her mad. With German marks counted” by the yard, -thére is a ~reat opening for paperhangers .as. bank cashiers, ee ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts | “When I told you that’the “Land of Underneath” was a beautiful place. TI forgot about. Gnome village. Gnome village was not: beadtiful—it was ugly The streets. were narrow and hilly and dark;'the houses were ugly. and crooked. apd mean,.and the .gnomes themselves were far from lovely. The Twins: ‘thought they had never seen such’ long, long noses anywhere ‘be- fore in:their lives. They decided to find Kip right away, if they could, and retirn at onée to Brownieland to help Mr. Pim Pim.. They had almost forgotten about the little fellow who had unlocked the gate and let them But his rough little voice remind- ed them now. “So you like to play ‘truth,’ eh?” he was saying, and then Nancy, remembered that he had asked them about it when they were still in the passage. / Some other gnomes came crowding up, curious to see the strangers, but they had also heard the word “truth” and that meant fun. Not that, they | liked to tell the truth, dear no, but they liked to hear other folks’ secrets. The first gnome spoke again. Every- | body sit down in’a circle, please.” So Nancy and Nick and all the | gnomes sat down in a’circle with their knees crossed. Nick thought tl {haps he ought to wish {both out of that, for it looked like: jot time to be playing ‘a sil! of “truth” with the gnome, instead cf hunting for Kip, and getting the key to the Enchanted Cupboard that he had stolen from Pim Pim. Poor Mr. Pim Pim back in Brownieland would ; be waiting and waiting’ and waiting land here they were—! But after all, perhaps it was best |to wait a little and be patient... Nick, |was only a little boy, but fed, very good sense. f “You begin,” said the first gnome, | nodding at Nancy. (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1921, NEA Service.) Chicago Spectacle House Makes Startling. Offer Will Send Handsome ‘Glasses on Trial to Anyone Everyone who wears glasses or sui- fers: from. eye strain, will be inter-~ ested in the remarkable offer of the Chicago Spectacle House, Dept. C526, 1462 W. Madison St., Chicago, IIL, to send a pair of their large size “True Vision Glasses” Free on trial to any reader of this paper’ who writes them. | These splendid’ glasses will enable ; anyone to read the smallest print, thread the finest needle, see far. or near, and prevent eye strain and head- aches.. They are 10 Karat Gold Filled, very handsome in appearance and Don’t:.send any money, simply your name, address and age, and state the length of time you have been wearing glasses. They will send you the glasses at once by prepaid parcel: post, to use and wear If you are satis- them, you are then to pay the small charge of $2.95, otherwise return the glasses and yoh are out nothing. + If you accept their offer at once, they will enclose the glasses in 2 ‘) beautiful, velveteen-lined spring-back pockethook spectacle case, which is to {be yours free of all cost.—adv.