The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 23, 1921, Page 4

Pa : WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 23 , grams and other socialistic ventures. THEBISMARCK TRI B UN lWar is being’ made by the Washington conference. (EE !~ Cost of living is coming Vi ' Ehteled be the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D, as Second n. Business depres- mate d Bt the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Seco! sion is passing. ; i Class Matter. 7 i ‘ ie * a es E 7D MANN. - zs Editor | here have been fatter years, in the past, than - 7 Aa Foreien R atativen 11921. But, in view of what has preceded, and the ; G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY .- ‘prospects for the future, it is doubtful if the f DETROIT. | American people ever had as much cause to be SHICAGO DETROIT ree "'thankful as they have this Thanksgiving Day. rquette Bide YNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEWYORK - | - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS a for republication of all news. dispatches credited to it or! Menotti Nanni, Chicago inventor, devised a} mot Stherwise credited in this paper and also the local’“waterproof” safe. To show his supreme confi-| ma ee ea hereitileation of special dispatches herein ‘dence’ in his handiwork, he allowed himself to be ‘locked, in the safe and lowered to the bottom of! ere also reserved. { ; MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION the harbor at Baltimore. SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | When they pulled him up,'two feet of water in Dally by carrier, per rr #120 ‘the safe ‘and Menotti had had a good square look, Daily by mail, per yes! 6.00 |at the Great Divide. Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... oe Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.......--++++ | ‘The platitude writers, it seems, are not always | iright. Self-confidence: is powerful, but it has ccc a lcd se rhea Daes | THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER limitations. The elephant has great confidence in. (Established 1878) E> himself, but he always tests a bridge with his THE NEW ADMINISTRATION ifore-foot before stepping on it. Governor R. A. Nestos is taking a broad view | FOOLED toward the clean up job i hat ae ie nul A London newspaper, the Opinion, prints a! is not an easy task and in every worthy effort 10 toon with the caption, “Who won the war?”) uphold the integrity of the, state, he should be ithe Sattcon’ shows These wen’ | given the earnest cooperation of everyone who is; 5 5 ‘ big enough to place the good of the state above) |. jon Bull, labeled, “The man-who thinks he! selfish desire. \ | Bismarck welcomes the new officials, the frst} Uncle Sam, labeled, “The man who guesses he to be eyed as the result of a state wide.recall; ; Hy i ca clectidn” They ‘will fittin the various official‘and* _ AvGenman, labeled, ‘The ‘man wh semi-official organizations of this city that spirit | did. The point. in the cartoon: is of cooperative effort’ td promote the best interests |of orders, held by the German. Rad ee i Such is the common notion, and false one. ef the state without thought of sectionalism, but} ¢ only holding in’ mind the greatest good to the/It is true that Germany is getting a lot of orders. | greatest number. 'But that doesn’t make her win the war. The! + Mr. Nestps,and his cblleagues, Attorney Gen- | Profits from those orders go to pay indemnity. | bral Johnson and Joseph A. Kitchen, commissioner | of-agriewltere-and labor, are-going-to. be too busy) .. eure : WINNING one forthe consideration’ of theoretical programs or Two . gamblers, described by Alfred Henry/ political fence building. Their first and most/Lewis in his Wolfville stories, set up a gambling) pressing job is to get at the facts of the state’s house, using overcoat. buttons for chips. They; finances and the extent to which the credit of the; Were winning steadily when they noticed that the state is pledged. ! |room was packed with people with huge supplies) The first weeks will be busy ones and the notice f the buttons, bought at .a local store. The! to job hunters to keep away is timely for the work |gamblers had to cash in, face value for each but-; of pruning expenditures rathér than increasing |t0n presented. the budget to take care of' polittcal henchmen is| ve we were winning, anyway,” said..one| the main consideration. \gambler. “On behalf of the Capital City, The Tribune ex- | P BW 3 tends a hearty welcome to the new state officials suet Peat if we'd kept on winning, we’ | and sincerely hopes that they can do much to re-| 7 le Aa SEEN : store normalcy and restrict state government tol renee rea “oe isda ee its proper functions and to provide the gradual if Vaasinity ign ;pays the profits as. in- not the complete abandonment of industrial pro-| eh i f DISCOVERY é ‘| Did Columbus discover ‘America? _ No, an Gnd Oe cera opal apeedily |tishman arrived ahead of him: Gentlemen with 4 i ii am “ aI! as possible is the Homebuilding Association. Many Ge echt weaves the “America’s innocent purchasers of state built homes invested ‘They are potent: ed that A vee ai their money upon the assumption that the figures), ADL by Sk Broking i. merica eh Te | of cost given by the agents of the state were trust-' ote , the marine-monk, born in 5 . \County Kerry in the year. 484. V i Sines should be protected. No one expects the], Norwegians and Icelanders claim: the same! atate to repudiate its contracts even though the poner for Dei Ericsson. BD do the Welsh. en) } i bore % jthe Chinese join in, saying that their explorers agreements were 'not in writing. The intent of |. i10q Lower Californi ‘3 plorer the law is plain and with a few exceptions, don was born ited the people who embarked on the scheme believe: Maybe they’re right, all of them. Go further their homes would be within the cost limit as fixed A i : ify the offitlals af the homebuilding association! rer diane really discovered America.” Before If there are legal barriers to the state assuming | the difference in costs, and the home owners are in danger of losing their equity their original investment should be refunded and the state should take over the homes to salvage them for the protection, of, the.taxpayers. That there are going to be losses is evident. Mr. Nestos and his legal advisers probably will work out a feasible plan that will mean justice to all. : a gee however, must make good on its) prom arid where performance of the unwise promises of thé recent administration is impossi-| ble there is nothing else to do but refund the pro-| perty owners monejy~and. take over the homes. ° | Equities acquired. in these.homes upon the as- sumption that the state, was going to complete them within the limits set by fhe state should be ably it never occurred to him that means should protected. The state can hardly afford-to-do:less be taken to restore the exchange equilibriunyy and than a reputable corporation would in. the-same'that the most certain means were to facilitate exigency. “\commerce and trade between the United States ps \andEurepze. It is a reasonable conclusion that THANKSGIVING DAY. ‘ |protectionists of the Fordney stamp prefer to per- The first American Thanksgiving Day was cele-|petuate’a-ccndition of which they can take advan- brated 300 years ago. If you think that’ you |tage through: a ari absolutely prohibitive. And| haven’t much to be thankful for, this year, turn if this is true théy certainly have figured out the’ back the clock to that first Thanksgiving. >. jway. a The Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock Dec. 20,|'' The New York University Bureau of Business 1620. It had taken them 63 days to cross the At-|Research has completed an inquiry’ for expert lantic.. Their first winter was a terror of bitter opinion on the operation of the valuation system cold, disease and starvation. The woods were|conducted chiefly 2:--~~ vr-fessors of ecotiomice. full of game, but they were not skilled at hunting. ady UNEXPECTED \ Me 1 ' ———— crawling out of the sea, ancestors of all life, ac- cording to science. EDITORIAL REVIEW 20...) Comments reproduced in this colu 1 express the opinion of The Tribune, They sre prevent hos 0 at our readers may have bot! portant issues which are being dacuseed ta the pres of the Gan CONDEMNING. THE FRAUD _ Chairman Fordney based his American valua- tion monstrosity in the tariff bill upon.an intent! to overcome the advantage foreign manufactur-| ers had over American manufacturers as ‘the ‘re-' sult of the slump in European exchange. Prob- i The view from this‘angle is interesting, as already’ They had no fish hooks small enough for shore|we have had an expression of profound condemna- angling. Clams were their chief food. ‘) |tion from the class of business concerned with for- There were 102 Pilgrims in that original settle- eign trading. The expert economic cpinion is al- ment. , Death claimed half of them during the first most unanimous that the sysi:m would decrease winter. $ ‘exports, decrease revenues, increase depression: In the spring, an Indian named Sqaunto taught ‘and unemployment, add to the living cost and in them howto plant and cultivate corn. Autumn general affect adversely every phase of trade and! brought the first harvest. The pioneers celebrated industry in the United States. with the first Thanksgiving Day. ‘ | This, if entirely true, would not daunt Mr. Ford- Though the Pilgrims underwent frightful hard-|ney and his high protection clique. Suppose it ships, such as crop failures, and usually had little'did shut out imports—would not that give the to be thankful for, they continued. Thanksgiving special privilege group the monopoly of produc- Day as a permanent yearly custom. tion that after all is what they are after? But Compare our lot with the Pilgrim! . We have alit is an unsolved mystery how Mr. Fordney can thousand times as much to be thankful.for.. The whip his party in the House and Senate in line on war is over. A sane, attempt to prevent another|such a palpable fraud. StyRaul Pioneer Press: h m4) “Yes,” said his partner.’ “We were winning at! - 52 years before St. Bren-| . \that, mound builders. Prior to that, reptiles| - 7 OUT OF LUCK (Florence Borner.) Said Mr. Turkey Gobbler To his loving little wife: “Tomorrow. is Thank: sgiving Day, I’m “earing for my life; T saw the farmers sharpening His ax out in the shed, 2 {$0 I am: sort -o’ wor For fear I’ll lose my “on iRor T have just deci ain ‘There’s times in life tying, head. “il tell_you what I’m going to ‘do, e, ded, when every. one ; By. instinct should be guided; . And tho I don’t belie ‘And am;not superstiti ‘Fhere’s. many a long’ Pec CG {hos he IO No story A, turks ana ld Colonel Jones. 1 out, ‘amile, or so, Sey fran And when Thanksgiv: He’d come back hom And, thus he thot he ve in fate, ious, ‘ing eye now cast -:QOn iurkey dinner vistas. St AGIs , “So I will quickly pack my grip, _ And go.off for awhile, “gciieSinee, just about this time of year, \, ey’s right. in style; ives down the road, He’s known as everybody’s friend, So there’s the place to go.” $o'Mr. Turkey started out, To Witthis good friend, Expecting if things went .all right, Avday; or two he’d spend; ‘ ‘ing Day was past, e again, would defeat The wily ways of men. Next morning when the Colonel woke, He saw with great surprise, A-sitting on his backyard fence, A bird of monstrous And said: size; He quickly roused his sleeping wife, “As I’m_a sinner, ‘A good, kind Providence has sent A> turkey for our dinner!” TAKES EXCEPTION. "Nov. 22, 1921. Editor Tribune: In’ our issue of the 21st we find al. [EVERETT TRUE _ ‘BY CONDO] long article with a heading in large type “20,000,000 in U. S. unable to read or write, says Hanna, president of N. D. Teachers’ Ass'n.” The article ‘says expressly that, in our country there are “20,000,000 unable to read a word or write a letter.” Years ago we heard in papers and speeches the praises of our public school, often in the most glorious terms. For a number’ of years the U. S. government has not permitted ‘any foreigner to land in this country unless he is able to read and write. If there fs actually such a large num- ber of people unable to read ani write it must consist mostly of native Americans. But I say, frankly, I do not believe that the conditions are as black as they are described. It is only since an organization has been started to centralize the whole educa- tional system of the’ country by creat- ing the office of Secretary of Educa- tion in Washington, D. C., with a large number of other officials and thus to curtail the rights of the individual | states, that we hear so much about. rthe sad condition of our educational system, I am sure, as soon as the propose pills have been accepted by the U.S. Congress, we will again hear =_—_———Se— Si ee rirmnenels FREEZONE ‘~~! Corns Lift Off with Fingers SOO Drop a little “Freezone” on an aca- ing corn, instantly: that corn stops hurting, then shortly you lift it right off with fingers. It doesn’t hurt a bit. Your druggist’ sells a tiny bottle of “Freezone” for a few cents, sufficient to remove every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and the cal- luses, without a particle of pain. ‘Adv. WAAR RAR the statement that we. are the most —_—_—_—— fr [ ‘4 highly educated nation on God’s earth. Ae F EOPLES FORUM dee would be iiiuch better to. abstain even now from such wild statements . asthe above. , 17 S38) Respectfully -yours, i VINCENT WEHRLE, ‘Yt. 5, Bishop of Bismarck. he, Don't vou ace ME 4 0 Hy Trot ane eal Sa ei ear ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts _ The Land of Undo-:neath, where Pim ‘Pim reigned, and where Nancy and (Nick were. starting forth on new ad- ventures, was a most remarkabie place. ‘True, it was under the earth, with the entrance by. the dog-wood tree (where human eyes could nov see it—unless, like the Twins, they wore enchanted: Shoes), but that was no reason why it should be ugly or unattractive. To judge tho-Land of ‘Underneath by. the ground we dig eown: in. to plant: potatoes, would be like judging a. beautiful palace by the ugly, gray: slates on the roof. One couldn’t see the sky after . entering, but. then with glow-worms and fire: flies: and phosphor-esc-ent. beetles to throw lights on the shining walls and ceilings, which in turn, caught the #leams and ‘flashed them back like a thousand candles, it was as bright.as day‘in most places, . And. as the’ ceil- ings were hung with crystals of every shape ‘and size and different colors, it all looked like Fairyland, as indeed it was, or part of it. <The Twins were amazed at such beauty. ' “Why, Kip didn’t bring us here,” said ‘Nancy, “whoa we came lo visit the Brownies before.” “That's just like.’ Kip,” said a wheezy -voice, and a little figure pul-|- fed into view, a very short fat little ‘figure with knobby lozs, and a hat with a broad brim, the crown of which pointed up like a church-steeole. the hat was not so big that it hid his eyes. This queer little person hal the very ‘kindest cyes, and metry. It was Pim Pim himse\: “lm ever so glad to kee you, my dear Twins,” he said. shaking hands heartily all the way ‘round, and tip- ping his big hat. “I was sure that mv old friend: the: Mushroom here would help ‘me out, of my: trouble. T hear you are fine workers.” (To Bo.Contimied) (Copyright, 1921, NEA Service) TRIBUNE. WANTS—FOR RESULTS 4ECT MY CaR HERE Oncev A FCw “Some THSs= HAS THE! —You'Lc FIND 8 AROUNO’ THS CORNER WHERE Cea dl gad | weaT tS THERE AGoOUT A Buty SAINT PAUL MAN.” SAYS HE KNOWS’ WHAT IT WILL DO IC. 1. Fitzsimmons-Relates: Facts Of Interesting Personal Cas ‘ Experience “I know. what Tanlac will do for 1 have tried it. It gave me relief when everything else I had tried failed,’ ; said C, I. Fitzsimons, 546° Ohio St., St. Paul, Minh. |. “For two years everything I ate soured and bloated me up terribly, kept ;me in misery for hours after every meal. My back hurt me so bad I could hardly stand it and it was agony for me to bend over and straighten up again. ‘ “Tanlac has made a new man of me and I eat, sleep, and feel better thaa jin years. I’m just in fine shape and ; Tanlac deserves the credit.” Be well and strong. Be full of life ‘and energy. Tanlac will do this for you. 7 “Tanlac is sold by leading, drug- ILE 4 WHILE hth OM SIMS Exactly as was predicted by this Paper several weeks ago. Thanks- giving day has arrived, i 2041,.; Also, as predicted, it falls on a holi- day. ‘ Of course, the odds favored us in this because nearly all. great . cele- brations fall on holidays. But then, if it had been one day sconer, or one. day later,,.we would have missed, both guesses. ; ny Thanksgiving day, ‘contrary to be- lef, was not originated by turkey growers and dealers. , Even the cranberry men were ab- sent. ; It started 300 years ago when the Pilgrims thought of how much obliged they_-were for living. They gave thanks because they landed before we did. . We give thanks because we landed after they had gone. Their celebration was held on wild turkeys -while the only thing..wild jabout our. turkeys is: the price. Wild turkey prices are harder to tame than wild turkeys were. | In fact, some of us must do with- out turkey. These. can be thankful that there will be no hash Friday. i “They can laugh while’ the others (are talking turkey. The ‘Pilgrims, of whom we spoke, invited only the Redmen, We invite Oddfellows and everybody. But they spelled it “thankful” while some of us spell it “tankful.” ° They practiced the, “giving” while we mostly notice the “thanks.” pees For those who think they’ have nothing. to be. thankful for we give [several reasons free. Be thankful that you are not pros- perity who has been sitting around the corner for nine months. Be thankful. you are not the miss- ing link. Just think of pwhat he is missing. Be thankful. you are not Tom Edi- son who doesn’t sleep much. * Be thankful you don’t ‘fave to have your picture made 365 days a year like Harding. |. Really, all of us can bé thankful ex- cept the turkey gobbler. ‘ Fat, blink: and -be weary, for Fri- day We may be in bed. OLD AGE. HIS MARK! “2. Oliver. Wendell Holmes,: in ‘the charming discourses of ‘The. Profés- ‘sor at the Breakfast Table.” refers to an unmistakable sign of old age. It is ;three parallel .lines between the brows. We can detect the first traces fof disease by. signs just as plain. When a woman suffers from back- ache, nervous depression, dragging- down pains, and those ailments pe~ ‘culiar to Women, it is plain that she ‘needs a woman's medicine. What oth- | er medicine could she more wisely re- ! sort to than Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg- letable Compound, which for half 2 century has proved the natural re- | storative for these troubles? | , “RAPPERS LICENSES OUT. George Hogue, secretary of the | game and fish commission, announced ‘today that trappers licenses were ia sity + [the hands of the county auditors. | TRIRUNE WANIS—FOR RESULTS | Rub on Sore Throat | dy. Made with oil of mustard, it isa clean white ointment that will not burn orblister like the old-fashioned mustard, i Dofus igseed ce ite soe age | it on wit ur 4 Gently But surely it penetrates to the | sore spot and draws out the pain. Get : | Musterole at your drug store today. 356 65cin jarststubes;hospital sige,$3. BETTER THAN A MUSTARD PLASTER |