The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 22, 1921, Page 4

ig , to: Prot..I8: M. Bast, may come “within the: ate ‘could find out if you could get to the bottom of; "S Marquette Bldg. NEWYORK - : .outrun ‘subsistence. In other words, that people ‘earth. Since population is bigger now:than in the | usually finds that his ladder of success: has only CECE BAIDU MANN A tie jimaginary things like “the cosmic urge,” the points G LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY '“wave of social hysteria,” etc. CHICAGO DETROIT , These gentlemen attract wide, followings, for . Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH isk \the world is always on the eager lookout for any- Fifth Ave. Bldg. :hing new, on which it can shoulder the blame, Oh MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED FRESS ane) instead of people accepting the truth and taking i Associated Press is exclusively enti to. the . as ; ie ublieatign ct cll news dispatches eredited'to'it or|their cwn medicine. ot otherwise credited in this paper and also the local! mews published herein. All rights of republ are also reserved. tae ete asa eS EE MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE. , Daily by carrier, per year...... $7.20; Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck 20) Daily by mail, per year (in state outside jsummer, Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota........++-++ | E STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER Pe (Established 1873) troubles. ICE 33s lyears ago, is recovered. Searchers hope to find E> ‘the glaciers in 1865. i His body would be well preserved when found. { APPROACHING PERIL | > ; en Oune Biologists are expressing alarm about “how a Honea peel eee cnet ee United States is going to feed itself when its POP-| cars Agel aud loateniby matives: * yi ” rdi is ulation reaches 1,009,000,000.” | That, according)” a at were men like, 50,000 years ago? You of life of the grandchildren of persons now liv- ing.” ; ¢ Moe perilis Yorld-wide. ef ta a agin Population ofthe earth now is about 1,700,000,-, MANAGERS’ 000, and increasing about 16,000,000 a year. One} The people of Lowell, Mass. vote down the rca te 1 others: icommission-form of government, which they had ‘ice in the Far North. Glacial tombs are older [than the Pyramids. Van Buren Thorne, medical scientist, writes | tried out for 12 years. “Too expensive,” was the| book, “The Control of Life.” In it, he gives these| nopular verdict, A new city charter is voted in, | i lacing undivided responsibility upon the mayor. | figures on total population of Europe: At that rate of increase, it would seem ‘to be! of our government. ‘ only a matter of time until Europe will be so} The city manager plan, properly handled, is the thickly populated that every one will have tojideal way to run a city efficiently and economic- stand up when he sleeps, no room to lie down. ally. About 240 cities have adopted it. Like all |good new ideas, it spreads slowly. The wave of alarm about rapidly increasing! population, that now is vibrating through the | scientific world, would please old Malthus, Eng-' lish economist who died in 1834. lentirely unemployed, says’a city report. That is Malthus set loose a theory (the Malthusian /30 out of each 100: workers. Doctrine), that population at all times. tends..to| JOBLESS In New York City 330,360 men and women are |migrated into our country and never got beyond Manhattan. | Unemployment may prove to be a blessing. It will, if it moves that great army of metropoitan multiply faster than they can be fed, and that families and wars are necessary to keep popula-| tion within bounds. ‘ England, however, reports that she hgs more var people than in 1914, despite the big death toll of where they’d be happier, 3... su uuu the war. Y | A wise providence Ha3’.a motive!behind every- |thing, even hard times. , Bank on’that. : Famines and wars kill many, but the tendency is for population to increase yearly. That must) aT a be a stickler for the people who believe that all of | IRONS us are reincarnated, that we have lived before on| ifinancial genius of Germany. past, where was the excess living 200 years ‘ago? Quinine factories 'in Hayti. He builds many ability to derive a living from the soil. ithe Great—no more worlds to conquer. Europe's big ineneiae from‘ 1800 to-1900 was! The ancient who coined the warning agains! taken care‘of by the machine‘age—mass produc-| having too ees in the fire might be called tion. Similar advancement. will:always be. the |UP on the ouija board to discuss Stinnes. His an- case. Texas, according to agricultural experts, |°"°" would be, delegation of authority. ; could be made to grow enough to feed all the peo-| ple now living on earth. Steadily we aré getting more and more out of | an acre. If the population becomes perilously. large, all.food will be grown in hothouses, future Luther Burbanks showing our descendants how to raise and harvest a wheat crop in a few weeks or even days. ADVENTURE While women crave for coats, men crave ad- venture. How would you like to get into: the Ad- jventurer’s Club of Chicago? To gain member-, \ship, J. K. Christian, real estate dealer, begged his way 3023 miles in automobiles in 27 ‘days? Also he wins a bet. - . : : Passing autos gave this man a lift of 100 miles ‘Ja, day, daily. for nearly four weeks. Street car riders will wonder how long he had to stand on the curb before he was picked up. +" PASSING THE BUCK If you want to rise to the top in your business or line of work, you must have the quality of ac- cepting responsibility instead of evading it. The man with a tendency to “pass the buck” EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are. presented here in order that our lers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. one rung. 4 | Business will stand for almost anything from a man if he has the courage to say, “Yes, that’s my fault.. But I won’t make the mistake again.” This is the truth: That we are masters of our! ication of special dispatches hereinjown destinies—that man is responsible for many In Switzerland, following the unusually hot, Alpine glaciers are giving up their dead. | The body of a guide, lost in an ice crevasse 18} —_|Lord Frederick Douglas, who was swallowed by| .++++++ 187,000,000 | ‘The mayor system, however, has been’ tried 266,000,000 lout for many generations in America.., Critics; cee eeee + 400,000,000 icontend that it is the most wretched institution The majority:of them probably are people who} \jobless westward to the farms where they belong, | Quinine is the latest interest of Hugo Stinnes, | ; Stinnes’ activities now extend into hundreds of | Population does not increase faster than the/fields. If he keeps on, he will be like Alexander ; Such-a man stands out, like a shotgun at a dis- armament conference, among the millions who continually are evading responsibility — passing PUTTERING WITH POLITICS Some new light on woman’s special genius for politics has just been shed by Katherine Havi- ' their famines on the gods of ran, flood sun and the blame to other people or to existing. condi: | ae: land: Taylor, the novelist. Women, she says, will tions. ‘be a strong force for good in politics because by ‘ nature they are all putterers. f The evasion of responsibility seems to be ani By puttering this woman writ2r means to indi- almost universal human failing. ‘cate a persistent absorption of the petty details Savages people the earth with.evil spirts :to,of;a. subject. She illustrates by.an influx of red blame things on. ‘ i jants in the kitchen pantry. The average man The Chinese‘ for thousands of years blamed (‘could never quell a plague of ants, If the pests did not yield to a half-hour of riot and objurga- insect pests. All’ this was nothing but self-hyp-|tion, man would bu:2/{** ~“ntry or move to his notism—the rearing of imaginary devils on whose | club. . Woman; on the other hand, will nag, harass shoulders blame was piled. Along came Ameri-jand ‘chevy the invaders twe've hours a‘day until can engineers. They discovered water a few feet! the sanctity of the pantry is again inviolate. Under: the surface. : : | Where man spulters, women putters, In poli- Behold!” they said to the Chinese. “The! tics she. will see ithat the lid is nailed down on famine is your own fault. Sink shallow water | the pork barrel, will keep the boys out of the jam wells, irrigate your fields and famine will end.” / closet, will check up on the municipal bills. By Today we have civilized America, caught in the! which points conclusively to an era of low taxes simple economic law of cause:and effect, blaming end economical administration as soon as woman{ imaginary nothings for existing conditions. | gets her hand in at municipal housekeeping. Experts delve into the past, find that prices! Of course, there is no reason why man should and production in previous years moved up and not also putter with politics. .Not that his sput- down like waves. Hence, they reason, we are not | tering is wasted. It is a well known fact that the |: to blame for conditions, we are just caught-up and| louder man sputters, the harder woman putters, carried along by a natural process. i We Aave cynics, converte the philosophy | fective housecléaning.—Chicago News... ithis definition puttering acquires a new dignity,’ so between the two politics seems due for an ef:| HEY FELLows - -HOW MANY “PLOWSHARES, IN 66 : i 4 MONEY MAD (Florence Borner.) 1 Stop for one moment! stop it, I pray, What is this race you are running today? Crowding each other in business and mart, Thinking of pocket instead of the heart. Where are you going, oh, whither, I pray? » What destination do you seek today? % »Plunging along at such reckless speed, Danger, destruction, you’ve no time to heed. ul 1 «Forward, still forward, oh, what is your goal? What the temptation that urges your soul? > 1o'This is the thing you so dearly would buy. i ad 4 , ) 1Pushing, and crowding you're.rushing along, dding cne more to the hurrying throng; ji/Never a moment do you have to, spare, -, Nor 2 kind word with a brether to share. > i Focls at beginning, and fools to the last, | This is the reason you hurry so fast; y Gold is the lure that is driving you, aye, ;Gald is the bauble which dazzles the eye. { aut i Ye , Stop for a moment, oh, stop then Tsay, | Think of the things you are losing today; Love, truth and honor, a home upon high, “These are the jewels that wealth cannot buy. SIDELIGHTS | keen, quick, ready! with a slow. smile. oe hard!” | By NEA Service. | (Washington, Noy. 22—“I must go * * ‘home!, I must go home!” It was Rene Viviani, huge man with ian almost bald and quite gray head. Rene sought the; door cf his wife's apartment, to tell his troubles. “Noise! I slept not at all last night!—I must go‘home!” Tramping about like a restless child. “Work to have his little joxe. tion. “That is an idea—now I might have done that.” His mild blue eyes looked gratefully at liis wite. _ Viviani’s room) was changed by the management. + 8 8 A bushy little gentleman is Artistide Briand, prime minister of France and jehfet delegate to the conference from that country, Watchful gray eyes, kind but keen. Heavy brows that knot and punch when he laughs and are a bit up-slant jin repose. A trick of turning his whole body as he turns his head. Long hands, rather nervous hands which follow his words. E | “You. keep your. rooms so warm,” jhe boomed, “and*very likely so you can eat your ices! i “Oh yes, they’re very good! you amuse me. greatly.” He was laughing, that good-natured growl. He leaned with his hands beside his knees on the chair. “Freezing cold cutside’and you sit in your hot rooms eating ices!” Briand was ‘growling again that genial growl-laugh which sets well with ‘his heavy ‘fron-gray hair, his firmly-gripping hand and his absolute self-possession. ‘ Ne But ee Shoes. Just shoes. Shoes tumbling out of bags in Mr. and Mrs. Malkin’s apartment. Shces in neat lines arouna trunks, bags and boxes in Sir and Lady Chatfield’sapartments. Shoes lin- ing the walls in Lord and Lady Lee's apartments. ‘Powerful lot of English ‘shoes came to the conference. Pane ne Intense, silent, sphinx-like — aq- miral Kato. His smile, a rare, whim- sical thing, spread sloWly over a slim, dark-skinned face and vanishes al- most instantly. ‘ : Silent, reflective; ; : His words, low-spoken words, al- ‘most musical, come slowly. A voice ‘with’ little glints’ of fire under its} — rhythmic fio Compored, tranquil; poised, deliber. intensely. take a little nap,” easily. * EVERETT TRUE: - =D ANY SOCKS JuNDERWEAR, ColCaRs, J HAND KOERS—~——-- V3 ESS = BATILeSHIRS ec j uid Some glittering bauble that dazzles the eye, - THE BISM A RC K T RIBU N E |that there has to be a war in Europe every half x es ; cianiabe ie century. A BIG JOB FOR THE BLACKSMITH uatered at ihe Boatottes, pumaress BD oe Ber We have psychiatrists, blaming the unsettled t; Editor;mental and moral state. of the world on intangible, SO awed ask him, when he comes back, he ask you why you didn’t!’” i At that very moment Viviani, who speaks no English, was footing hastily up the corridor with the secret service | man, who speaks no French, hot on his trail. f It amused George. oe Mrs. L. C. Christie, one of. two Canadian women here with the dele- gation, wears, in her walks and rides , {about Washington, silk stockings in huge plaids—the checks are possibly two inches wide. i a aa ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts “Yes,” said’ the kind old Magical Mushroom, “the ‘Land of Under- neath’ where wo are going is to be ‘ound under the dogwood tree. That’s where the entrance is. I'll take you to Mr. Pim Pim, children, and then I shall have to leave you for I have all sorts of work to do for the Fairy Queen in her Nine ‘Hundred and Nine- ‘| ty-Nine Kingdoms.” « bate, But an_undertying alertness, Golf?;; Gently, easily, Baron Kato’s leis hours? ON THE Reading? Motoring, perhaps? | CONFERENCE = ||. “1 take. iittte nap,” “Then' George A. F.‘Vanaise, commiasaire special de potice, France (officially attached to the French delegaion), has | “He say to me,” nodding brightly toward .cne of the American, secret service. men with the French delega- “Why don’t Monsieur: Viviani yay where he is going?” “Poor, dear man—you should have | put cotton in your ears.” Gently. “EP laugh, ‘You ask him,’ I say—He Rene stopped his tramping. He'was| tell youshe don’t know an@'if'you don’t thoughtful. His. hand rubbed his ne z t x forehead. ‘ n AS CLERK HES OP PURCHASE Now, 18 ANYTHING. ELSE, MR. . TRUS & “Under the dog-wood tree!” cried Nancy. “Oh, we’ve bean there before, Tin’t you remember when you took us to the Brownies’ ball? Kip was there. I thought that Kip was the King of the Brownies.” “Yes,” nodded the Mushroom sob. k erly. ‘That's the vecy same place. And Kip was there! The trouble is that Kip, may. still. be there. You see Kip has always been jealous. cf Mr. Pim Pim, because Kip was King of the Brownics until Pim Pim came. But Kip was always. getting the Brownies into trouble and making them so tricky that, my goodness gra- cious alive, they got to-be almost aa ‘bad as.the gnomes! So the Fairy Queen sent Pim Pim to govern the Brownic3 and to keep Kip in order as well just like our president sends a goverrpr to-rule over. people who can’t take care of themselve: ‘Tie Twins were listcaing, care- PLLA BY CONDO |; No, SIR, THatr IS ALL, -.. THERC' ) GARTERS, on ' yasked Nancy. *TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22. that: operates without riping or weakening. jousands will tell you" tuey get more satisfactol results from Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin than from salts, y pills and drastic cathartics. Syrup’ Pepsin is.a mild, gentle f| cleanser and regulator. Itcosts only {] about a cent 2 dose. | DR. CALDWELL'S SYRUP. PEPSIN THE FAMILY LAXATIVE Take Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin. | when constipated, bilious, headachy ! or out of sorts. You will tind your gen- eral heaith and complexion so im- | proved that less cosmetics will be i needed. Thousands of women have proved this true. HALF-OUNCE BOTTLE FREE Few escape constipation, so even if you de not require a Laxative at this moment let me. send you a Half-ounce ‘Irial Botile « f my Ssrup Pepsin FREE OF CHARGE so that you will have it handy when needed, Simply send your name and address (0 Dr.W. B. Caldwell, 514 Washington St., Monticello, Th Write me today. jfully. “Then I suppose that every- ;thing Mr, Fim. Pim does, Kip tries to keep him from: doing. Is that it?” | “Exactly,” said the Mushroom. ‘phat’s. just it, my dear. And whea the message came from the Fairy | Queen about. getting the shiny dyes for the Christmas things didn’t Kip ‘go and tattle, it to the gnomes right. away; Now there's a fine song and dance!” { “We'll have to go at once,” said Nick, starting off toward the dog ‘wood tree, “Mr. Pim Pim may be necding: help right at this minute!" + = (‘So Be’ Continued) (Copyright, 1921. N..B. A, Service) Backward, turn backward, O Time in your flight and teach all the na- tions why not to fight. ‘Am all-day sucker is one who is ready.to bite at any time. We might get over hard times by thinking them over. Here is cheerful news for the small boy. Twelve. schcols burn in this country each week. Dyes are being discussed so much they must make good home-brew. “Russia Stake at Washington”— headlines The Digest. The printer | misspelled “Steak.” The near-yeast question is in a fer- ment, ‘ It has been 1947 years since Cleo- patra killed herself and the police have done nothing yet. | A fool and his car are soon started. No matter how she hides her age it always tells on her. A man around the house during the day is useless. Every home should be without one. Rabbits are plentiful, so not many eats will be killed to make sealskin coats. The tariff question is “Will they get us now, or must they hesitate?” for breach of promise; but then, all congressmen.may be sued for that. Talk is cheap because they make it. out of nothing: ° i It is hard to raise'toney.’ One man got. 10 years for raising''a five to a fifty. Where ignorance {s bliss ’tis folly to be blissful. “The...gun that ' wasn’t loaded” | doesn’t kill as many as “The dice that wasn't Joaded.” Compnsers certainly.,.do put on airs. That’s their business, “Eskimos only bathe once a year,” says an explorer. Lo, the poor Es- kimo—and his friends. | Many a woman’s hair is her own because she bought it. ! A tooth, said to be 150,000 years old, has been found near Buffalo. A large argument ‘over what toothpaste he used. is expected. | When cold wind blows and hosiery | shows, it means the blows go to the { nose. scalp irritation. Cuticura Talcum is also excellent for the skin, it is delicately medicated and exquisitely fear Congressman Herrick may be sued . oid ot s+