The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 14, 1921, Page 4

iy ht 1 1} 14 \) j * similar contest. several years ago. PAGE Four THEBISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second i Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN : : - - Editor GAN PAYNE COMPANY Senne DETROIT. Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. FrAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - : - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or got otherwise credited in this paper and also the local ews published herein. A . All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Oaily by carrier, per year.......-. rs 87.2 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)... 2 12 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.......--++++ 00 THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) A COMMUNITY CHORUS Bismarck should support loyally the efforts of the Business and Professional Women’s club to build up a strong community chorus. The Bis- marck community chorus will give its premier concert this week and a crowded house should greet the chorus. Upon several occasions the members have given freely of their services to as- sist community efforts. It is not a money making venture, but there is some slight expense to an organization of this kind. : + Get behind the choral society and show by your presence that’their’efforts to promote a commun- ity spirit are appreciated. CHICAGO : JEALOUSY _A man, accused of bigamy, strolls into the pro- secutor’s office in Kansas City, a wife on each arm. Contrary to the age-old gile; there was no antagonism between the wives.’ They were ami- able, discussing terms of settlement. How many American wives could act like that, in company with “the other woman”? ‘Students of the psychology of jealousy will see in this case a throw-back to the days when a man had as many wives as he could support. Women stood for it. Théy had to, because it was part of the game to keep a woman submissive by keeping her dependent—and the game’s still played that way. American pictures, but that is due to the differ- ence in standards. While they, lack the technique we tiave here; ‘they have mlich better stories | They. go in for greater frankness and are more intérested in every-day occurences.” : The way to end war is to make the people of various nations realize that they all are much the same, with common problems. Moving picture film is the greatest educational implement for that. Movies should be true to life. And no tariff should be considered, to check the spread of knowledge by movies. FAT ‘ % A squad of fat women trains in New York to reduce weight. Dieting makes two of them fat- ter. No wonder! The “diet” includes, for din- ner: Chicken broth, baked ‘chicken, stewed to- matoes, two rusks, two slices: bread, dish of fruit, half an orange, half an apple, dozen grapes, cup of tea or coffee. 2 oe If that is “diet,” they mish box cars £@ dinner pails when they’ havq régulda meals. What fat women really need, to get*thin, is something to make them worry. Chicago had a a Judges sum- med up results’ by saying that contestants were taller standing up‘than sitting down, and that: the only one that got thin was the cook. BEER ON PRESCRIPTION IN ONLY NINE STATES i Twq quarts of wine and 10 courts of real beer with a kick in it. That’s what the new ruling in Washington permits a doctor to presctibe, at any one time and as frequently as necessary, for pati- énts who need “medicine” in large quantities. « Thirsty ones! Wayne B. Wheeler, head lawyer for the drys. He says the ruling really applies only in California, Gonnecticut, Massachusetts, Missouri, New Jer- sey, New York, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Rhode Island and Maryland. é Everywhere else, state laws prohibit the use of Medical beer, or hold it down to small quantities. : The wets have not won an important battle. Liquor is not coming back, legally. Even if na- tional prohibition were knocked out, state laws would keep most of the country a desert. . Don’t forget that, as far back as early 1917, of the 2543 counties in the United States, 2330 were on the dry list, only 213 legally wet. JOHN BOYD DUNLOP Dublin cables the death of John Boyd Dunlop, 81 years old. His name is not familiar. But you would get a lot of bumps in life, had it not been for Dunlop. oi He popularized bicycling, and was the father of comfortable auto riding, by being first to apply the pneumatic rubber tire to bicycles, in 1888. The air-inflated tire had been patented in England in 1843;:-but 45 years went by before: Dunlop was |watermelons, other foods of corresponding big isize. Future Luther Burbanks will find the way.| CHAPLIN | Charley Chaplin, back from Europe, says: “The | foreign pictures are wonderful: in many hae Road makers in West Africa dig up the famous There is a vast difference between them and the, golden stool of Ashanti. Before you rejoice, hark to| ithe first man to apply the‘device to bicydles, At makers copied ihe idea. i : | Dunlop did the world a great service. Yet he idied almost ‘unknown. Fame is reserved for 'movie stars, artists, arch-criminals:and military \destroyers. | Who invented the button? The safety-pin? 'The knife and fork? The door lock? The pencil? 'The shoe lace? All these, you use daily, with |much comfort. Like Dunlop, little attention is ipaid to the creators of useful, every-day devices: \Future generations, more sensible, will correct the; lerror, and honor the truly great—the useful. i PENALTY Many envied Ponzi, admired his cunning. Now 0 | Ponzi’s in jail. His wife is broke and says she; will become a private secretary. Ponzi’s palace- ‘auctioneer’s hammer. | Hell is not as pleasant as the road to it. : | ‘BETTING 119 to 1 against war between Japan and the United States on or before Dec. 31, 1922. | That tells you more truth about our relations iwith Japan than you will find in 100,000 diplo- matic notes or speeches by international politi- cians. SMOKE Business. is better says the H. C. Frick Coal 'Co., branch of the U.,S.'Steel Corporation. It starts up 1250 coke ovens, knowing thaf-it soon jwill have market for lots of fuel. j When steel industry begins to prick up its ears, general business is ready to climb out of. bed. Farmers often pray for rain, City people ED industrial prosperity, ©, PIES | Twenty-seven pies served on Thanksgiving, all) baked from one squash grown by Serope Beldoin of Roxbury, Mass. Note that this squash, 27 inches long, was grown in a city man’s backyard garden. Not bad, for an amateur. Mt Squashes of this size will be the rule, not th exception, 2 few generations hence when conges- |tion compels production of larger food units.; Your descendants will, eat potatoes as big as| SYMBOL Native chieftains used it as a throne until the white man chased them with his repeating rifles: Workers who dug'up the golden stool stripped it of its gold. That started a young rebellion.| White military. authorities had a hard time spirit- ing the culprits away. ; Foclish, you say? Primitive superstition? Yet there would be similar trouble if invaders stole our Declaration of Independence. All races, civil- ized ‘or barbarous, have sacred symbols. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. i MISUNDERSTANDING Who is filling the air with vague hints of war?| Conditional insinuatiqns and answerless questions ! aways hay favptite thy truments of the military pr x <h Ou on Ever since the armistice the nerves of the peo- ple of Japan and the United States have been kept on edge by subtle rumors of indefinite source. The sole purpose df such a propaganda is to arouse fear, with the ultimate end of inciting to war. Nobody for a moment believes . {American people have any desire or purpose to make war upon Japan. -There is every evidence that among the great body of the people of Japan no sentiment of aggression against any of the pro- perty or rights of the American people exists. The best explanation of what is going on was given lately by a member of the Japanese hause| of representatives, Kotaro Mochizuki. “In con- |sequence of the latk of thorough understanding | between the two countries on the question of Ko- rea, Manchuria and Mongolia, China, Siberia, California, Mexico and Yap,” said he, “the naval \rivalry of the two countries has remarkably in- tensified of late the mutual distrust of Japanese and Americans, and military men dreaming of brilliant exploits. politicians athirst for fame. jscholars given tc thoughtiess windy rhetoric, and i 'terests in industrial enter,rises, have taken ad- ‘vantage of this deolorable situation. All these \directly or indirectly exert themsc'ves to increase ithe international strain with no other ulterior ob- ject but that of bringing about war between the jtwo countries. Thus it can be asserted beyond jcontradiction that, instead of the traditional re- |lationship of amity and friendliness, suspicion and ‘enmity are being fomented in the minds of th ,two peoples in general.” : The Japanese statesman has hit upon the ex- planation of what is in progress. It is sincerely to be hoped that the coming conference may heJjp to clear up the misunderstanding and make this home and all its costly furnishings go under the! | Lloyd’s, insurance company of London, offers | should pray for smoke—the sure andtonly sign of | THE BISMARCK TRIBUN® i i t { | | i | | | A dollar rolled into the office re-{ cently, sat down on the edge of the desk and rubbed his silver face. “Well,” he said wearily, “I’ve had a busy year. Gosh, but I’m glad you didn’t put me in the bank or pay me out on your car.” “You'd better be glad you didn’t go fo pay the’ income’ tax,” 1 responded coldly, “Where have you ‘been all this time? Sit down and give an account mitted, “Do you,,Know. that in this country there are at present 26,000 ex-service men in the 66 U.'S. P. H. S. hospitals ;gerved by the Red Cross? I have been visiting these institutions where there are Hunafeds of men dy- ing of tuberculosis contracted through the war, bid where other men lie year after year-in plaster casts be- cause of a bit of shrapnel in their spines as Well as the Psychiatric hos- pitals whére the boys’ we sent away in 1917 scream and rave'and have to be behind bars till they die. Ten mil- lion of my-dollar friends went to help the ex-seryice: man last year and through Federal Board of Voca- tional traiiihg we have helped 80,000 ex-soldiers thrown out of work be- cause of disability back into normal life. And these 80,000 men represent at feast :250,000 wonsen and children dependent on them. Ah, no, the war isn’t over by any means, In the hos- pitals and sanitoriums it is still being fought.” ADVENTURE OF THE s By Olive m Roberts One day Nancy and Nick went out to hunt Mr. Hermit Crab for Cap'n Pennywinklée. Not’ that the fairy policeman : cared where Mr. Hermit Crab was, but that he did care where Mr, Whelk and Mrs. Whelk and all the little Whelks weren’t. For it’s sad to tell you, but true, my dears, that Mr. H. Crab loves to eat whelks. He - really and truly eats them out of house and home, ‘and when he has filled up his greedy ‘tummy, he moves right intb the shell his ims have just vacated. He selects the nicest biggest, most comfy whelk- shell he can find and crawls in and goes to sleep until) his dinner is digested. At snpper time he wakes up, sneaks out, finds’ another whelk family, and repeats the performance. Really, there was danger of the whelks being ex-ter-mi-na-ted. And that is what worried Cap’n’ Penny- Winkle. 2 “You'll have to find Mr: Crab and bring him to me,” he said to the Twins, “If he did’nt hide so well,.! could send Cutty Cuttlefish after him, for Cutty likes crabs, just as crabs like whelks, but ‘he can’t find (him. You can ask yout Green Shoes to take you ‘round to all the big shells, and you can peep inside, or, if necessary, go inside, as youn can be- come as little as you like. Then when jshipbuilders and cther czpitalists having vast in-| you discover Mr. Herm't, show him your badge and tell. him to follow you. He'll come meeKly enough. for he knows he must do as I say. Then when I see him, I’ve got a ll NOURISHMENT is Nature’s first aid to the body in: times of Scott's Emulsion unsurpassed in purity sinister propaganda powerless for evil.—Detroit News... Woe Bee : i WHAT THAT RED CROSS DOLLAR CAN DO TO HELP THE NEEDY —J He paused a moment and stroked the E Pluribus Unum on his brow, then. continyed pensively, “Ah, yes, I’ve sen some strange things since you sent me away last year. I’ve been in seventy disasters in the United States alone-—calamities like the San Antonio and the Pueblo floods. I have stood with the doctor ‘and the Red Crosg nurse alone in cities laid waste by wind or earthquake and have heard the cries of the dying mingle with those of the living for the dead. I have been with the public health nurse in little mountain towns and in far remote places where she did every- thing from bathing the new-born baby to burying the dead. And/ I’ve been in Europe, too, among Mr.. Hoover's babies—and seen 3,500,000 little ‘chil- dren saved to civilization through the European Relief Council.” “You have certainly earned a vaca- tion,” I assured him. “Do you Want to spend a quiet life time in the Safe | Deposit Vault of how about a few months in the baby’s bank? Either one is guaranteed to be restful.” The Dollar hesitated so long that 1 could see the eagle’s feathers quiver. “If it’s all the same to you I would rather keep on Working,” he explained thoughtfully. “I can’t do a whole lot of good; as a gentleman of leisure. Helping soldiers and feeding dying babies is much more in my. line.” “I wish they all felt the same way about it,” I said as I put him back on the Red Cross Roll Call. RRR eee mile long to read to him about the error of his ways. — I’m going to keep law and order in Wigglefin Land or I’m a Dutchman. There, now, run. along, Kiddies. Do your, best.” Off ‘started the Mwinai on-another — | errand. ali (To Be Coutinued) >. (Copyright, 1921, NEA Service), - Not The Least Important Of The Disarmament Canteronce Viaitoraa. : | Vy =) ¢——— THE TRUANT Through the meadow lane he goes, With his rod and can of bait, Trudging to the river's side, Where he knows the fishes wait. Acking why he’s not in school, ‘He replies: “It ain’t no fun, Settin’ studyin’ ‘em books. When th’ fishin’ time has come.” (Bronzed and tanned his little face, ‘With its blue eyes all aglow, As he says in pleading voice: “You won’t tell ion me, I know.” ‘Half a question, half demand, As his saucy eyes grow dim; Does he know I lost a lad, Just about the size of him, —FLORENCH BORNER. BETTY R. CLARK” * IS STARRING IN MONDAY) NOVEMBER 14, ’21 ° MRS. KILBOVIN +» ; GOES OUT FIRST": TIME IN MONTHS Minneapolis Woman Gains Nine- teen Pounds‘In Five Weeks Time By Taking: Tanlac “Whoa I began taking Tanlac I was so weak | could hardly walk across the room; but after finishing my first bottle 1 walked down town and got me another, the first time I had been out of the house in three months,” said Mrs. Ed, Kilbouin, 1610 Clinton Ave., Minneapolis, Minn. “For thre: years I could hardly éat or sleep, and felt so run down all the time life seemed hardly worth living. Everything I ate made me sick and seemed to form a lump right in. the pit of my stomach, and ket me in awful pain for hours and I never could get a good night’s sleep on ac- count of nervousness. “But in five weeks afte: I started taking Tanlac I had gained 19 pounds in weight, was doing all my house- work and could get about like I could whca a girl. My appetite is simply ; fine now, and I feel well and ‘strong {in every way. The way Tanlac has restored my health and built me up is the talk of our neighborhood.” “Tanlac is sold by leading druggists ; everywhere.” Adv. Mine” has shown at regular thoiter prices, “a This big picture feature is in addi- itions to the Rainbow Girls Vaudeville show. Report j mew tooth, but it may be false. | Vi says a centenairan has a The ship of state isn’t as bad as ‘the ‘state of shipping. A Pittsburger had two wives living in the same house. This house short- age is terrible. " A little liquor now and then seems ; to get the best of men. They claim .g day on the moon is 24 Eours long; it is probably-the.one before payday. Nie Now that Germany admits she lost the war, let the thing stay lost. | The ‘postcard, delivered after 41 jyears, shows Hays succeeds where ; ather postmasters failed. | The greatest modern lady killer is | Bluebeard Landru. f A rushing: business is always head- ed by a man who does the same. | The weather :man:says-he-is eighty {ver cent correct, reserving twenty | per cent for holidays. ~ i INCE PICTURE: _ Miners ought ‘to dig in for the win- i ver. % Betty Ross Clarke, Langdon, North Dakota, who rose to fame, in the motion picture world in a short time, will appoar in Bismarck tonight in her greatest) success. actress whom North Dakota claims as her own takes a leading rote in the Thomas H. Ince production “Mother O’ Mine” at the Rex tonight end to- morrow night. The picture, one of the sreatest Ince productions, was adapted »y C. Gardner Sullivan, formerly 2 St. Paul Newspaper man, from “The Octopus,” by Charles Belmont Davis. ‘The cast includes Lloyd Hughes, Betty Ress ‘Clark, Betty Blythe. Joseph Kilgour, Claire McDowe'l, Andrew Hobson and Andrew Arbuckle. The picture is called.a,“Drama of | The! | pat {| Foch will double our French, debt formerly of} yy taking some cob pipes home. | ieee Only way to get the entire congre- ; 8ation to church is burn the church. | Michigan partridges reported dis- ; eased may only be putting out safety first propaganda. , It often looks like talk is the best policy and honesty is cheap. The biggest autos don’t always stop at the happiest homes, Someone complains ‘that a baby ¢costs almost as much as an auto, | Well, the baby lasts longer, anyway- i ‘Bankers . predict seven years of Today,” and involves*tte question of ;, Prosperity. Seven come eleven. capital punishment. The whole gamut: of human emotions is run in the pro- duction: In many..cities ‘Mother O' | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO THROUGH THE, THICK TRAREIC WITH YOUR TWOe%GARSOLD KID STRACPED* To THE HANDLE --— svee, Everett, He's Adwe! BARS OF YouR BICYCLES ve tTopay & THAT'S GOOD! — and goodness, is Seni! Seott & Bowne, Bloomfeld, N.J. 2-19 You DON'T KNOW How REUEVED | A New York woman says her hus- jband slaps her every day. This is ! entirely, too often. | Congressman; Fordney has gone ‘deer hunting and tariff payers may | follow him, ‘ { About 750,000,000 pencils are sold iin America. yearly,, but, we can’t learn | who buys them... | Some people say, “Give us this day jour daily bread,” and then sit down | to wait for it. URIC ACID | 85 Cent Bottle (32) Doses FREE — Just because you start the day wor- ; Tied and tired, stiff legs and arms and | muscles, an aching head, burning and | bearing down pains in the back— | Worn ut before the day begins—do not think you have to stay in that condition. 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