The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 9, 1921, Page 4

| | PAGE FOUR PHEBISMARCK TRIBUNE EE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN : : : Foreign Representatives . G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT. Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEWYORK - ‘MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local cews published herein. All rights of republication are also reserved. eS eS a a MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION “BUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANC! Daily by carrier, per year.....+++++0ee Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck).... Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota......se+se++ 6.0 ih Mee ca a ethene eR AS THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER a (Established 1873) > ef COSTS YOU $1 Do you want to do something at a very small cost, to provide expert medical assistance for dis- abled war veterans? Of course, you do! Then reach in your pocket for $1, to renew your membership in the American Red Cross. Annual Red Cross Rell Call begins Nov. 11. ends Thanksgiving Day, Nov. 24. There is no way in which you can spend a dol- lar more wisely. The Red Cross gets at least 200 cents out of every dollar. For the current fiscal year, it needs $19,361,- 657. This is $5,000,000 less than it spent last year, which demonstrates the efficient manage- ment of Red Cross funds. It * Your $1, given to the Red Cross, is certain to prevent much suffering and provide much comfort for,some disabled war veteran. It will also help in child welfare work, and for relief in great disasters such as famines, floods and plagues. Red Cross Roll Call, starting the same day as the disarmament conference, is a conference to disarm disease and suffering. One dollar makes you a delegate. It is the original noble cause. And only $1— the price of a few movie seats! a Give more if you can. , : IN COMPETENT HANDS The administrative officers elected by the Bur- leigh county Red Cross Chapter last evening as- sure the members that the affairs of that society for the ensuing year will be in competent hands. The election of Mrs. F. L. Conklin .as,chairman, Dr. Schipfer as vice-chairman and J. L. Bell as secretary-treasufer places the direction of Red Cross ‘activities in this county in most competent ~ hands. : There is much work to be done during the next year in the way of Red Cross relief and there should be a quickening of interest in the work of this great society: ' The administration will continue along the con- servative lines as in the past and disbursements of funds will be in strict accordance with the rules and regulations laid down by the national officers. ARMISTICE DAY Those patriotic citizens, all of them service men with distinguished records, who spoke from the stages of the local theaters last evening perform- ed a fine public service in impressing upon, the people the real significance of Armistice Day. Gi The third anniversary of the signing of the} ip a time,gf-mixed emotions. There is an element of solemnity that must predominate as the day seeks to rivet attention upon the services of those who fell in freedom’s cause.. Then again there is a note of joy because of the approaching con- ference upon disarmament and a promise at least that rations will seek to prevent war through the regulations of armaments and the settlement of conflicting policies by, arbitration. Armistice Day affords a great opportunity to instill love of country and respect for her tradi-| tions and ideals. Every citizen should at least pause at the appointed period and give thanks for; the great deliverance and there should rise in every breast an honest hope that the approaching cenference of nations will bring some reasonable guaranty of continued peace and general world amity. ALWAYS A CHANCE A heavy snowstorm scene is needed in “The Two Orphans,” now being filmed by D. W. Grif- fith. Paper snow was used when this classic melodrama was a ten-twent’-thirt’ thriller. paper snow is no good for the movies. Making a movie picture is decidedly a business proposition. It requires as much planning ahead as getting ready for an exploring trip to the North Pole. If snow doesn’t fall when needed, where “The . Two Orphans” is being filmed, the Griffith organ- = ization will be put to great financial loss and in- convenience. =* $o an insurance policy for $25,000 is taken out. = Griffith’ gets that sum if it doesn’t snow heavily _ before Nov. 20. Lloyds, of London, specializes in freak insur- ance. It will bet on anything, taking either side. It insures wives against having twins. It in- sures dogs against mange.. One customer. asked and got a policy protecting. him. against. accident- ally breaking his false teet og A Kansas farmer has an eyehard of 4000 apple . Editor | : Fifth Ave. Bide. matically, an insurance company could figure out | | of special dispatches herein | These cases of freak insurance policies are} E + $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5.00 | Ss inado. | A master thief once wanted Lloyds to insure ‘him against arrest. . He had figured out that chance of arrest was remote and that he might |get a low rate. Lloyds turned him down. Mathe-| \the chances of arrest in any given crime, and the rate that should be paid if a policy were written. { |based on the mathematic4l law of probabilities. The gamblers who try to beat the bank at Monte! Carlo use this law in working out their systems. | So many chances a thing will happen, so many | |chances against. H | The cperation of the law of probabilities should; comfort those who are in despair. i No matter how hopeless a situation looks, there | | | lis always at least once chance of finding a way ‘out. | | Over-confident people should keep in mind the! lreverse of this law—no matter how suré a thing, \Icoks, there always are certain chances of ‘failure. | | ! The Great Unexpected frequently happens. | |Guard against it. Play safe. 6 jc | | —_—_- i GONE | | Lumber is being cut in the United States at ithe rate of 33,798,800,000 feet a year. That is; ‘equivalent to a plank four inches wide, two inches | ‘thick and 40 feet long, for each man, woman and| child. 5 | | Seems like a small amount. But picture a pro-; cession of 106,000,000 people, each walking out cf the woods with a plank like that, and you real-| ize that forests are being destroyed faster than ithey are growing. | The day when: lumber will be as scarce as hen’s | \teeth is not far in the future, unless the nation) ‘stops its ferest destruction or replants a tree for NOT I (be old stuff and doesn’t: cause much, comment. | But the insurance man makes his audience sit up| and take notice, by prophesying that the legal) age will be 125 years, in that glorious, future. See Noone has any sense until at least 30.. Twenty-| ‘one-for men and 18 for women is-too soon, for\the | {legal age. It should:be advanced. Difficulty is, : {majority of minds ‘never mature. « Some folks |wouldn’t mature mentally if they lived to be 1000. bogie kat EDITORIAL REVIEW | BUONO Comments reproduced in this column may or express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. \the younger of them said to his fath- er, “Give me the’portion of thy time, and thy attention, and thy compan- jonship, and thy counsel and guidance {which falleth to me.” ae “And he divided'‘unto them his liv- ing in that he paid the boy’s bills, and sent him to select preparatory school, and to dancing schools and to college ON THE WAY TO THE CONFERENCE This is a time of quickened memories for hun- \dreds of millions cf people over the world. Men and nations have put their hates to the supreme test and have lost by them. They must rely on But; something different and better now, or the loss of those old hates not only will be retrieved, but will {be augmented as the years go on. armistice is near at hand. Congress voted inj make the day a national holiday, and the Pres- ident has issued his proclamation calling for ob-| servance of it. He asks the ringing of public; bells and church bells at a designated time and| for two mihutes of silence as a tribute of thought and a symbol of gratitude to those who gave their jlives fer their country’s cause. Here in Minneapolis there have been solemn! jceremonies connoting the national feeling which will grow more and more sharp as November! approaches. Two such ceremonies were held in jour churches yesterday. They commemorated ; \the soldier dead tenderly and eloquently, but they jalso commemorated the service and sacrifice and) ‘and came back again. The service in Arlington cemetery on Friday, | |hercism of the living—those who went to waryeaid: and tried to believe that he was do- ing his full duty by the boys. “And not many days after the fath. ! er gathered all his interests and as- yirations and ambitions and took his journey into a\far country, into, 2 jand of ‘stocks and’bends and secur~ ities, and other things which do not interest a boy, and there he wasted his precious opportunities of being a chum to his son. “and when he had spent the very pest of his life and had gained money, put had failed to find satisfaction, there arose a mighty famine in his heart, and he began to be in want of sympathy and real companionship. “And he went and joined himself to one of the clubs of that country, und they elected him chairman of the rfouse Committee, and president ot the club, and sent him ‘to the legis- lature.» z “And he fain would have satisfiel himself with the husks that other men did eat and no man gave unto him any real friendship. “But when he came to himself, he ‘How. many men of my ac- «maintance have boys,whom they un- derstand and who understand ‘them, who talk abcut their boys and as- when an unknown American soldier’s body will: be laid to rest, is to be a silent call to the whole | country to think how great has been the price of | jour liberties, how precious those liberties are, and| ‘how they might be preserved in future at less} sacrifice of life and treasure if men and nations \would but take due heed of the waste, the tra-| vails and the tragcd’es of the past, due to lusts | and hates, and try to arrive at some better way to: live with one another. ; In this country at least it is to be a tender, thought-compelling weck preceding one of the} |great international conferences of all time. The! American people have learned since the war, how- jever, not to let themselves rely overmuch on an \idealism for which they now know mankind is not \prepared in mind or spirit. The trend of man- \kind is an upward trend, but the pace is slow. The millennium of which men ‘have talked: and dreamed is yet far off. Tennyson’s picture is a thing of the future: Till the war-drums thrgbbed no longer, ‘And the ba re In the Pali fidian, Spree * The Federation ‘of’ the world. sociate with their. boys.and seem per- wfectly happy in the comradeship of their sons, \and I perish here with cheart hunger. I will arise and go to ‘my son and will.say unto him, ‘Son, J have sinned against Heaven and in thy sight, and am no more worthv f being called thy father. Make me as one cf thy acquaintan And he arose and came to his son. “But while he was afar. off his son | saw him and was, moyed with aston- Relieves Rheumatism Musterole loosens up stiff joints and drives out pain. A clean, white oint- ment, made with o!l of mustard, it ‘usually brings reliefas 800n as you start torubit on. It does all the good work of the cld- fashioned mustard plaster, without the blister. Doctors and nurses often rec- ommend its usc. : Get Mustercle todey ot store. 35 and C5c'in jars cad tut hospital size, $3.00." CETTER THAN A MUSTARD FLASTER tree Lloyds protects him with a:$25,000 policy } aa m_She’s Our Best Friend, Boys, Leth Back Her Up | lagainst frost, and a $50,000 policy against tor-| Uncle Sam—She’s. Our Best Friend, Boys, Let’s Back Her Up x watt nt f ‘THE EAGLE (Florence Borner.) On yonder mountain’s snowy crest, ! * He sits with pinions furled, each one. cut own: { And, with a stern, majestic mien, | SRN Ge PN IED Rae RONAN : He broods o’er all the world; | FUTURE | Perhaps Hee thinking os the day, i “When Wilderness. was king, 2 Future generations will live to be’ 300 years old, 4 And o’er the poundlees plains and hills, lsays a big insurance expert. That is getting toj y_He flew. on ‘tireless, wing. . To him the aspect must seem strange, ‘The haunts he loved so well, Have-‘given way io Man’s domain, While ‘Zorests grew and fell; From where he used to rear his young, And have his ancient homes, a i ©He sees uprising to the skies “A city’s spires and domes, Oh, grand ‘and noble warrior bird,” Thy. fierce and piercing eye, : 4{Hast seen the birth of Freedom’s race, ‘From out the distant sky; : , sAnd, were it given thee to speak, ‘ \ Strange things thy lips could tell, a} ‘But like the mountain, lake and rill, af You. keep your secret well. THE PARABLE OF THE PRODIGAL FATHER “A certain man had two sons, and | ishment, and. instead of running and falling on his neck, he drew back and was’ ill at ease. And the father said unto him, ‘Son, I have sinned against Heaven and in thy sight. I have not done my duty by you, and am not more worthy to be called thy father. Forgive me now and let me be your chum.’ “But the son said, ‘I wish it were possible, but it is.too late. There was a time when I wanted to know things, when I wanted companionship and} advice and counsel, but you were toc busy. I Ogot: the information and I sot the companionship, but I got the wrong, kind,’” “WEDDING BELLS’ AT THE EL- i T Bobbed hair and measles started the row in' Constance Talmadge’s pic- ture “Wedding Bells,” which is show- [EVERETT TRUE Just Coocs HWIRPNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9 i / i / if] / \\ VAIS iN ing at the Eltinge today and tomor- row. f “Wedding Bells” is an adaptation trom Salisbury Field’s original stage play cf the same title and tells the story of Rosalie Wayne, society girl who found her love in a Palm Beach hotel in a most unusual manner. Her quick marriage to Reginald Carter hardly has a chance to shock her rel- atives when a lovers’ fight arouses the ire of both, and Rosalie does what Regjnald considers an /unforgiveabl2 thing—she bobs her hair. Rosalie runs away, fully expecting Reggie to follow. But luck is against both. Reg- sie is taken ill with a case of measles; and ‘obliged to remain in bed. He loses trace of Rosalie, and she, think- ing he has grown indifferent, gets a divorce in Keno. A year passes be- fore they learn the whereabouts of each other, and’ by this time Reggie is ‘about réady to marry’ again. ‘Rosalfe drops in to -see Reggie on the eve of his bachelor farewell din-} uer, and the first’ exchange of glances fells both of them that the marrjage will make each of.them very unhappy. A butler and his long lost bride here- upon enter the story, which ends in a most.exciting and delightful’ man- ner. fi Harrison Ford is seen in the role of Reginald, and’ will please Kis many admirers. 5 z “The Stage Hand” on the same pro- gram is one of Harry Semon whirlwind two reel comedies. “A Wise Fool,” playing at the El- tine Friday and Saturday, is from the story, “The Money Master,” by Sir Gilbert Parker. ' pet ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS. |, By Olive Barton Roberts The Twins thought that it was time they were doing smething to| break up the meeting, so they made | their way through the popweed tangle | to the place where all the fish-ladies | were quarreling about their clothes, | and who was the finest ‘n’ all. i They certainly did wear fine clothes| on { HOLD ON, Mes, TRue — You. MEGAN OVR PAVEN- | | ! to /MRS. HANLON IS NOW A WELL AND |” HAPPY WOMAN | \After Suffering Nine Years She Declares Her Health Has Been Perfectly Restored “That I am a well and happy wo- | man today I owe to Tanlac and nothing else,” said Mrs. G. Hanlon, 328 Thirteenth Ave., Northeast, Min- neapolis, Minn, “I bad fallen off so in weight and strength as a result of nine years’ continued suffering. from stomach | trouble that I had almost lost all hope. I had tried dieting © and medicines of various kinds but re- ceived no benefit. . 4 “Tanlac seemed to reach my, case right from the start, and I kept im- proving as I took it until now I am in perfect health. I cannot find | words to express on gratitude for the | benefits I have received.” | “Tanlac is sold by leading drug- | gists everywhere,” | | = \Nancy thought, especially Mrs. Wras- |se and Mrs. Goby. Indeed, all of i them would have made the most woa- jderful of Christmas tree ornaments, | for they shimmered and shone and ° | glittered and glistened with all the | colors of the rainbow. Suddenly Mrs. Boar-Fish spied the | little boy and girl looking at them. “Ipok!” she cried, pointing with her queer looking, long, piggy snout that was just like her husband's. © Mrs. ‘Boar-Fish’ was really proud of the “family nose’ as she called it.-for, as she said, “‘a good long nose is certain- ly a sign of character.” “Look!” ‘she reneated. “Here comes {someone who will decide ‘the ques- 'tion. They look important to me, as ' they are wearing badges like Cap'n Poanywinkle’s, ‘86° ho doubt we ‘may {trust them. Suppose we ask them who is the most beautiful of us all.” “Yes, yes, yes,” cried the others, swimming around the :Twins. “Do jtell-us which is the ithogt) beautiful so that we may: ele2t shen !presiderit.” Nancy fell to thinking. then’ she said, “Mrs. Butter-Fish, for she stays home and helps her husband.” | “But she has ro tail!” accused Mrs. Blenny, indignantly. | ‘And. ‘no nose,” ~ answered bright Mrs. Boar-Fish, turning redder than ever. | “Or svnts.\ or Mrs. Rock+Fish. ;| “Handsome is, as handsome does," quoted Nancy, wisely. i The fish-ladies looked - Qioughtful. “She's right,”. they said, ‘we'll elect Mrs. ,Bulter-Fish, and now we'd bet: ter go home to our families.” Which stripes,” declared | (To Be Continued) | (Copyright, 1921/ N. B.-A. Service) Dr. O'Malley says there will be no more’ blonds, but the brunets may change their minds. The world’s heart’ goes pity-Pat. Hardjng is a Doctor of Laws. They need one. There will be five (5) paydays in December. |: The woman who paid $60,000 for a fur coat needs it after getting skinned j that way. | | Love is blind. They make it in the dark. “Standpatter” is what. we do from Congress. ig a Days are getting so'short We’ should have eight a week. “Gesh”—it almost Foch. rhymes with Old debts. would’ be easy to pay it it wasn’t for the new cnes. Some women who wear what they choose don’t do enough chocsing. When you change your mind, mind your change. “Grand opera is THE thing,” writes a critic. Some folks say “The THING is grand opera.” \ What we need is a hen that will lay thirty-cent eggs. One health higt is marry the cook. Probably the most congested corner in the country is the one prosperity ; hanging just around. my cold I ALWAYS keep Dr. King’s New Discovery handy. It breaks up hard, stubborn colds and stops the paroxysms of coughing. . No harmful drugs, but: just good medicine. All druggists, 60c. Dr. King’s New Discovéry for Colds and Coughs _ Stubborn Bowels Tamed. Leav- ing the bowels unmoved results in health destruction. Let. the -gently stimulating Dr. Kinga Pills bring to you a regular, normal bowel function- ting. 25 cents.. All druggists. ot i PROMPT*'\‘WON'T GRIPE Yr. Kin ‘s Pills Be ? ‘