The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 4, 1921, Page 4

ez pcrmerse ae aeons PAGE FOUR | Cou ardEBISMARCKTRIBUNE nu aba hee ed cae as soy timtered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second . Class Matter. GEORGE D.MANN,) - -_ - o LScRR? PAYNE COMPANY | __ontcago DETROIT > Marquette Bldg. ND surat fee , BURNS Al = NEW YORE FALNE Bu = 5 Fifth Ave. Bldg, oH MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS & "The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or 7 mot other ine credit mews published herein. 2 All eights of republication of special dispatches herein = are also reserved. fase aati bt ahaa Ed is MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE “Daily by carrier, per year.......+++ Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). ....+.++++-++ 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5.00 ‘Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.....-+++++++ 3.00 4 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER ba (Established 1878) f BILLION : Unless you are a congressman, preparing a tax bill, it is next to impossible to think in billions. A billion dollars worth of gold would make a pillar six feet square and 108 feet wide. Broken) “up, it could be hauled only in a train of 58 railroad Scars with two engines. Coin it into $5 gold: p | _ pieces and it would make a road 25 feet wide and; ? more than 10 milesjlong. ; Does'this achre’ a congressman? Not at all, * One gets careless with a billion dollars when it is; i other people’s money. , Hy MARVEL ? A lighthouse beacon, of 1,400,000,000 candle » power and visible 140 miles out at sea, has just 3} been built by Elmer A. Sperry, marine inventor. ; This is the most powerful artificial light ever © produced by man, and scientists think Sperry ‘is $ “some pumpkins.” , However, turn the Sperry light on in daytime; ' and it is only a mild glow when compared with : the sun. Man certainly is wonderful—until you, ‘ compare him with nature. | i BUFFALOES | No more danger that buffaloes will become ex-/ ; tinct. A packing house begins raising them for ; Meat. It starts a great buffalo ranch with nearly ? 1000 head, near Cowiche, Wash., paying $400 a - head to get the herd started. - The buffalo forages for itself and can live under » climatic conditions that. kill domesite cattle. . Watch for more news about this buffalo ranch. : In two more decades, the nation may be eating : more buffalo meat than beef. ie f : a eeceee : toss. JAGS Prohibition has reformed the bees, says Allen Latham, president of the Connecticut Bee Keep- : ers’ Association. He says that, in the old days,! . many a bee hung around the fermented dump- * ings from breweries and distilleries, accumulating ; such a “load” that they could not carry honey, »:: + That, in a nut shell, was the real booze situa- # tion that brought about prohibition. The temper- ; ance movement was assured of success from the * moment: the public saw it as a problem of effici- ency at work. | i f i “NEWSUD” ‘ _ The word “news” originally was formed by tak- ing the first letters of north, east, west, south— signifying that it covered all parts of the com- pass. Now that we are exploring the depths of the ; ocean and flying into the upper air and trying to " send messages to Mars, two more directions should ‘be added—up and down. The word “news” should be changed to “newsud.” Do you know a more important word, to the in- ; tellect? To spread news among the American “ people yearly requires paper. equivalent to a strip two feet wide ‘and 40,000,000 miles long. f oo b LUCK ‘ : + Frederick Gardner, a New York letter carrier, _ inherited $100,000. He still continues his daily : rounds in the Bronx, as though nothing unusual ; had happened. ' You probably think you would quit work if you| i had a stroke of luck like Gardner’s. But don’t be; _ too sure about it. After idling on vacation for a Y few months, you would begin hanging around ; your old job or some one else’s. __ Work is the greatest joy of life, though few ad.: * mit it. y i { , : LOVE ¢ Latest excavations at Pompeii, Italian city . buried by a volcanic eruption in the year 79, bring = to light some love letters carved in ivory. Appar- gently, the ancients were not afraid of breach of promise suits, since they left such’ lasting evi- $ dence. x The ivory love letters remain, Their writer, “and his sweetheart have vanished in the dust. + Somewhere, though, their love lives on. This - would be a futile world if love ended at the grave. ’ Like the soul, love is intangible and perpetual. 3 * GERMAN GOLD PAYMENTS i Since the discovery of America in 1492, the total . amount of gold that has been mined in the world *is about $18,000,000,000, says the National City 3 Bank of New York. Germany is supposed to pay ~ an indemnity of about twice that much, in-gold. « - Editor | -|minein:the world, and if the mines could be made erwise credited in this: paper and also the local .jarticles running into the millions of pounds. \enemies, \“What you term age is only the age of your pres- ithing went wrong with his advertising. »|for? -Would you; permit .them to be chopped off « }for $60,000?.: That is-what.a jury awarded Rose '|Moure county, is’ being acctitded a dubious sort istrength in Swede: township declined four points, |Of the balance, much has been lost, or hoarded'in India. The rest has been manufactured into |watches, gold leaf, etc... | If Germany could obtain control of every gold to yield at the same rate as they have since 1492, it would take Germany until the year 2779 to pay the indemnity in full. - o Apparently, this has, occurred to the French. They negotiate for Germeny to pay in goods in- stead of yellow metal. é MUMMIFIED FOOD If the railroad strike had materialized, it would have brought forth from cold storage some in- teresting antiques. . New York, alarmed by threat of a rail tie-up, takes inventory and finds that cold storage ware- houses in that state have 17,816,998 pounds of | creamery butter, 1,153,849 cases of eggs, 6,850,919) pounds of frozen beef, and a long list: of other The figures look impressive, but compare them with our big population and you find that the na- tion’s food reserves would last only, a matter of days if all trains stopped running. __FORD The technical chief of the Manchester Motor Company, of England, announces that his com- pany sold Henry Ford a $15,000 auto. This will furnish much amm@nitioi, for Henry's jealous : ‘ But do not overldok that, it was Henty who made cheap cars available for those who cannot afford $15,000 cars. © °° Ifa man suddenly discovered how to make bread for a cent a loaf, no one would object to his ead of sticking 1 sionals. , ating zmeat i exci a die’ Henry ride his. $15,000 cain peqaeay a ; a < ~ souL Theosophists think so. L. W. Rogers, president cf the American’ Theosophical Society, says: ent body.’ The real you—that is, your soul—is millions of years old. It made its first appearance on this earth in the mineral kingdom. It next appeared in‘ plants, then-'in animals. Finally it| made its appearance in a human body as the soul of a man.” ye Buddha taught much the same: thing.’ Some-| . HANDS ‘How much would you sell both of your hands Cattini, eight-year-old Brooklyn girl, whose hands were cut off by a motor truck. } Rose can put that money in the bank-and draw $50 a week interest—enough to keep her, but a small compensation for going through lifé with-| out hands, next worst handicap of being blind. piace acti Aha OR TIEN ey MYSTERY The gentlemen who handle headache statistics as if they were feathers or soap bubbles may be able to answer this: ‘ Why is it that the nation’s bank clearings now are running larger than in 1916, yet business is worse? Clearings in a recent week were $7,021,923,000. | In the corresponding week of 1916, they totaled only $6,355,672,000. TPORIAL REVIEW Comments: reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are, presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which, are being discussed in the press of the day. SWEDE TOWNSHIP All over North Dakota Swede township, in La- of credit for having cast a hundred per cent pro- league vote at the recall election last Friday. Here, for example, is a nasty fling from the Valley City Times-Record: | We have not’ been consulted regarding the distribution of Airdale pups but if any of the breed are left after the Waterloo of last, Fri- day we believe thatvin all fairness one should be ‘given to Swede township in LaMoure county, where they cast 100 per cent vote to retain the present socialist administration at Bismarck. ae ey Now, the truth is that Swede township is re- ceiving more credit than it deserves, and: the peo- ple of LaMoure county more odium than they de- serve. Swede township is on: the mend.° In the last general election Swede cast 131 votes for Fra- zier and one (1); vote for O’Connor.. In the recall’ election. Swede cast: 127: votes for Frazier and one (1) vote for Nestos. A more casual analysis of these returns will show that the socialist while the I. V. A. vote:stood: up like a stone wall. Now, assuming that an election will be held. in this state once every two years, and that the so- cialist vote in Swede township continues to de- cline at the rate of fouf votes’ in each election, it is obvious that at the end of sixty-two years the socialist strength in that township will have been completely dissipated, and that in 1983 ‘the I.V. a will carry Swede township by a vote of, 1 Did your soul exist. before you were born?! .. .| dence in the integrity and efficiency of {that program. <a © | ME BENT UP IN BED LI FOLDING LADDER, $0 I CURL UNDER 2 WHAT. STATE PAPE ‘ABOUT THE RECALL ELECTION. (LaMoure Chronicle.) The most significant thing about lat in point which requires the greatest em-; phasis, is the fact that the overthrow, of .the Nonpartisan league and the unseating of Governor Frazier, Attcr-, ney: General Lemke and Commission- er Hagan was not:so much an I.-V. A. victory as it‘was'a case of repudia- tion ‘by-ithe members':of the league! themselves.” In other words, it was; not the ‘ngaght own [vpte that put the present‘industrial commission out of ‘commfsgion, ‘but tho back-sliding | ¢, league: voters of the country, theta- A ho, turned the, drick. ae that is induhitably. true of ot er pnly 182: in. thegrecall ction | last: Friday. ‘Phe town. votevcut very lit-: tle figurejim:this tremendous slash, as’, of..the .camparative returns page of this paper! i saMouré,¥ote for exam-| ‘gertera]alection in 1929; ave. 37: is, for O'Con-| 9 for Frazier; ‘in the recall| jourd gave Nestos and,63 Votes fot Frazier. The independents lost-6 votes and the lea- gue 16 votes, thissresulting in a net gain for the independents of 10 votes in LaMoure. we « ‘In Pearl ‘Lake; on the other hand, Frazier received 58 votes in 1920 and will sshow:—> Take. ‘votes—while O’Connor received 12) of votesin the recall election—a net gain of 20 Votes for the independents, Tho; Gladstone, township, and so on throuhout} tHe county. made: gains in only three precincts! out of ‘thirty-seven. jat ‘This is important and, gratifying as) Bl showing that the overthrow of the} Frazier-Lemke-Hagan’ regime was, brought about by internal rather than! external ‘forces. | =<: | However, the results of the recall election afford aimeasure of comfort) for all concerned. Frazier, Lemke) and Hagan have been recalled, but the; initiated Jaws and proposed constitu-/ tional amendments have all been de-! feated: Thus, so far as ‘the farmers’ |. program” soncerned, the situation} remains unchanged. We are tc go for-! ward in the same old bus, but with new. drivers. Gone ‘The Chronicle is not sure but. that’ this is, after all, the best solution of the problem. For if*the election re- sults mean anything at all, they mean’ that a majority of the farmers are not yet satisfied of the impracticability 9° their program of state industrialism, but that they had merely Jost confi- the of the men they had placed in charge ot In the light ofthis, exp the sovereign will, the du newly elected governor, attorney gen- nral and commissioner of agriculture and labor, who make up:.the commis- ston which has complete charge of the industrial proeram’ fs plain and un- mistakable: ttey.are to reorganize the staff, place competent managers oS | Dressmaker Gives Advice “I underwent a‘ eurgical operation for gall stones 5 years ago. was in the hospital 4 weks.: For 1 year I-felt ‘better, but then my. old symptoms and pains returned and I have suf- fered ever since. Four weeks ago on the advice of a lady 1 tried Mayr’s Wonderful Remedy and I now fee! like a new woman. I have a number of friends who suffer as.I did and | am advising all to try this valuable medicine.” It is a simple, harmless preparation that removes the catar- thal macus froni“the intestinal tract and allays the inflammation which causes practically. *etomach, liver -Half of the gold that has been mined since 1492 Sig mow in.the hands of banks and.governments,' Let us take heart and keep a stiff upper LaMoure Chronicle, Se esas entre and intestinal ailments, including ap-y wt} pendicitis. One dose=will cunts pee «For sale at all druggists. mye =| NIPPY ANDTHE CHILL AIR HAS “WONDERIN’ \F YOU HAD AN *- EXTRA BLANKET T COULD | prises, cu out waste, extravagance, last Friday’s recall election. and’ the| level. best to make a success of the program. shall we have a genuine test of the merits of state socialism. The Chron- icle does not believe that this program will ever succeed, € ably managed. We believe that Gov: clared in his Bismarck, speech thi- no state-owned mill could ever com- pete’ with Crosby. weaknesses’ of public ownership are | abliity. But when a single state at: tempts to run a flour mill in’ compe- tition with a world of private indus - try:—goodnight! ~« pene — ADVENTURE OF 72 votes for! Bienny’s house on their way to look ‘or Mrs. Rock-fish and all-the others, a voice called to them. in the water where all the’ Wigglefin ‘ people lived, but a voice outside of the! of. friends is shipwrecked on a de- water. heads up into the air to see who it was, 46 yotes last Friday—a loss of 12|(Mr. Blennyish himself right on top votes’ in ‘1920 and Nestos, received: 20) out to soa, “Hadn't you better come into the wa- independents made a net gain of 22/ ter at once, Mr. Blenny? You'll suf- votes in Prairie township, 40. votes im/focate out there in the tir.” Tho league! head and thoughtful eyes toward them languidly, and looked at: both of then, Hé which-way at all, and“could conven- iently Iciok \at tho sunset. and’ watch ter,” he answered slowly. “You're not | OUR BOARDING HOUSE GIN.MRS. HOOPLE V'kNow {CHILL Wik WHY =—]THE: NIGHTS: ARE. GET TIW! KINDA WOULD BAKE: tN THAT: ROOM OF YOURS! ) Te NEVER SEEN SUCH PRIMA KE A [7] DONNAS AS VOUN'MEN f= NoU'LL BE was. [>| HORLERING FOR DISTILLED RS ARE SAY4 RECALL the heads of the various enter- efficiency and graft, 4nd do, their In this way, and only in this’ way, no “matter ‘how ‘nor .Preus was right. when he de We believe the indamental ‘and inescapable. Given universal monopoly, as in the case cur federal postoffice system, and course it has the spect of work THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts - As Nancy and -Nick! passed Mr. Not a voice So the Twins poked _ their To their astonishment there lay the rock and staring thoughtfully “Oh, my!” said Nancy in . dismay. Mr: Blenny. turned his round bullet He’ had: ‘quéet! levesio Moi) once. 1¢et! ébtild nieve than any: lenny had. je moon come up on the other side the world at the same time. “No more than you will in the wa- ! TRUE | i— 2 THOUGHT I'D TAKE § US CASE TO BOWSER. WS Wad RScoM: F ioe TM MIGHTY GCAD 4. PROWSER WRITES Poetry ! is WATER IN FINGER BOWLS NeXT! ‘climb with,” answered the blenny. “1 ~* ee MN PET CANARY. “ANOTHER THING, = SOMEBODY EASED A CAKE OF FLOOR SOAP Wigglefins, are you?” And with that he again bent his tired gaze out to i . sea. “Oh, but we have magic Green Shoes!” answered Nick, ‘that take us anywhere.” “And I, have a magic jigumacrack in. my body which lets me go out into fresh air for an hour or two at a time. and a pair of magic fins I can like to come here and hunt for barna- cles. I eat them. By the way, you're not birds. are you?” ‘No... Why?” Ai “Birds like blennies. They eat us and. I-have to be careful. There! 1 guess I'll have to go in now and jook efter the children. Did: you see Brid- get,” Sones “Bridget?” ; “Yes, my wife. She's gadding.” “We'll hunt her.” promised Twins as they disappeared. . >> |(To Be Continued). (Copyright, 1921, 'N. B. A. Service) the AT THE REX The story ‘of “The Beach. of Dreams,”. the Robinson-Cole release, which will be the chief attraction at the Rex Theater for two days begin- ning today, revolves about the unique situation which a young French girl finds herself in when a pleasure yacht on which she js traveling with a party solate coast off the Southern Hemis- phere, and she finds herself the sole survivor outside of two sailors. A few weeks later, after the death of the two men, she is left alone, and after several months of — desolation the strain begins to tell. Her mind -be- comes weakened and she is slowly: dying when relief comes froma most unexpected source. The musical comedy “Miss Get- Rich-Quick Wallingford” is -a very funny. farce comedy replete with ponular);songs and dainty dancers. the story is a’ purely “Get-Rich- uick,” .scheme in which a very pretty girl sells stock in a moving pictur concern that contemplates throw:ng moving pictures on, the moon. Everythings ‘well until the PARAS BY CO) TuHey SAY HC'S A. 1 GooP ONE. goes ” be colds and many other cearemint for anal Sree Soe | DR. CALDWELL’S SYRUP PEPSIN THE FAMILY LAXATIVE Dr, Caldwell’s Syrup is the largest selling liquid laxative , used by mothers for 30 [eons It is a combination of Egyptian Senna ‘and other simple laxative herbs with Depsin, the safest remedy you can give a baby. buyers discover the moon is over two miles away: * Then the troubles’ start. There is the funniest court room scene that hag ever been written, ' You'll laugh till you are blue in the face. Also. this is amateur night. Some very good local talent has been se- cured and a pleasyng amateur show is anticipated. Ve 2 AT BISMARCK, " ‘Reports state’ that in the way of thrills nothing {g.barred in “Bar Nothin’,”. a Fox: ‘photoplay _ ‘which ¢ theater” te- nighit., ‘No, T-rogm gcene —that favorite f villainduy ac- tivity and ‘ath in the yos+ ter-year of ¢ romance. © Buck “Jon 4 steadily in‘ the favor of the picture fans, is the star, and he is said to present some sengational work in “Bar Nothin’” -that, is unusual, eveu for him.) ( Ruth Renick is the leading lady She is the gister of 4 sickly English- man .in the. play, ahd the. object of Buck Jones’ affections. Miss. Renick is a charming little . actress, and should prove an excellent foil for the strenuous star. A hew machine enables a persun to _ make 1500 prints an, hour from one photographic negative. Babe Ruth Will,aing. in. vaudeville and: the, audience ‘may break” some home-run records. Mee he ‘The westeth giris’ college teddhing gunnery” must ‘call” {tt domestic ‘scl- one. Lioyd . George - says peace means work. Well, we‘have the peace. Do -your Thanksgiving early and avoid the rush: 4 Be? sing From the high rents; one would: think houses are being bootlegged. What ‘has become of the old-fash- ioned Mexico where clection returns were given in killed.and wounded? Have you’ that run-down feeling or do the ‘neighbors refuse to gos- sip about you? ‘ Laughing may make ‘one ‘fat, but being ‘fat doesn’t seem to be a laugh- ing ‘natter. This weed that will cure the to- bacco habit must be cabbage: Most . prophets are valuable be- cause the opposite .usually happens. You seldom hear a man brag that :¢ has gotten 20,000 miles out of a suit of clothes. . Tax dodging ‘and:'taxi dodging keep us-all-upoin the air. ' {The » moon: is sreported 12 miles ahead of scherdulesiand soyare: other highsthings: duis bac b a “Wrist wouldn't. A Harvard professor ‘is convinced angle worms can.think and some are convinced he can’t. Petal: Mary Garden’ says. she will marry an oil king. Wonder. if May knows: which one. yet. * Roses are gone. and violets are, too, and we'll be soon,,’cause the rent’s past due. It's a family - and clears up hy: reli gestion. No harmful drugs. ° F a standard ‘remedy devi At your druggists, watches “have gone.” Ours .