The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 21, 1921, Page 4

PHEBISMARCKTRIBUN | Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second | Class Matter. \ | set New York gossiping for weeks, by arriving: recently from Europe and remarking that he had walked 100 miles on the boat on the way across, OURBOARDING HOUSE |. 5 4 BY AHERN | i RUNDE a) ee Edito eS 5 = et) When we need something, nature adds it to our WoW= OWE WHIFF G. LOGAN PAENE COMPANY bodies. ‘Thus she grew a long neck on the giraffe WHEW = WHAT BRAND OF ‘KT PIPE OF CHICAGO DETROIT |so it could nibble the tender leaves and buds in ‘ Woe OF THAT BOILER PoPs \> SO Marquette Bldg. eee Bldg. |. ectops. RUG DYE SMOKE T WOULD UNLACE \ ; new york BURNS AND SMITH oh Ave. Bid i i INCINERATOR 2 = YOUGHTA STRONG, ITS : : i ve. = And when we no longer need a thing, when it 4 YOuR SHOES ! Silk, (etockings “ase. to blame :Cor MEMBER UF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS becomes dormant by not being used, nature takes BOTTLE THAT STUFF! ' short skirts. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use i+ away. For instance, the fish in Mammoth Cave, CMON OUT IN “TH ; pee Ae hieemny for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or) not otherwise credited in this paper and ve published herein. a a 5 . All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year.........+++ See Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck).. Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota......+++++++ THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER - (Established 1878) also the local which are blind because they do not need eyes. Imaginative artists have drawn pictures of men on Mars, with huge heads and puny legs. That, would be the natural result of a civilization of| lintellectual activity and physical inactivity. } It would be interesting to come back in another | Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. ran hundred.years and see if habitual riding on wheels 6.00 | will have stunted and withered man’s inactive legs.| Our fingers are shorter than those of primitive! man who had to have long fingers for tree-climb-' bs ling. é fi ‘Looks like the main purpose of a o ‘ PICKLES Whether future men have small legs or none at bank is to keep track of its holidays. at 9 ie 9 “9 are! . | et Do you eat 29 pickles a year? If not, you oe |all, does not bother us. But, most certainly, the! The average tamily consist of 4.3 not getting your share of the 5,000,000 bushels of! majority of modern people suffer from a great! persons. The decimal point is father pickles consumed annually by Americans, says | deal of bad health that could be cured by a brisk; Maybe some men stay “away from head of National Pickle Packers Association. |walk daily. Various cities now have walking! church because they were married 4 ry ly. Z| in on Much talk about the nation’s sweet tooth. How;clubs, and it is a movement that should become! eh es about its sour tooth? Do you eat more sweets national. | : migutes show women smokers are ‘ 3 4 j * * Peer ah , ing”—new: ae a - than sours? Think twice before answering. | The world’s walking record is one mile in six So arene s.Atem, Try a mild ee iminutes and 25 4-5: seconds, held by G. H. Gould- sLgadon RAlnGne CRNURE 6lde at ~J te : G e al i VENTURES jing of Canada. If you want to realize how you| Sah Je! midnight”—news itsm. That's when Between Armistice Day and Oct. 1, 1921, oil and have neglected your leg muscles, go out and try ‘Ro ours open. = ‘ gas companies have been formed with a total cap-|to walk a mile in 15 mihutes. P. SANDERS GETS THE “Gun Toting Decreasing”—héad- cory italization of $7,667,202,800. Have you some of! Right now — autumn, with its bracing air and, ROOM TO HIMSELF WHEN line No room onthe hip! for a. gun the stock? : ue - jits scenic beauties — is the best time of the year) HE LIGHTS UP HIS PIPE = More money goes into the speculative end of the| for walking. Try it for exercise, for health. And,| FREE... . ela Pee Sea acaae Piet a Ornaaly edie hot ae oil industry than is ever taken out of the ground|if you are a business man, inclined to get to the! mer this winters! ; by the same ventures. On the inside, the oil busi-| office in the morning with a fagged brain and or Re ee a ae. de aration pee nl Ore pea vita ness is relatively safe. The professional oil men| jaded nerves, walking to work will rejuvenate you| PEGGY samabing the schools. more effective Gon coneaied eT bade a Nake average good incomes. That lures the speculative | and double your efficiency. $ » Saeenenie , ‘Possibly as teachers we have been| it to a higher court. piles hath 3 : (Florence Borner!) : ? * ... | too conservative and held ourselves “ Ean ~ ‘4 more. sc ec i vinorss jAsk the Boy'Seouts. meen £ cd ANATOLE ||-t90 much aloof, failing to place nur de- one pasateins decider, ry : .. ! Peggy, she is my girl, an’ th’ jolliest;kind, rpaann jianands jin, the, proper field necosdary ‘ry Bootlegger’ —headline, Mus' | | If I pull her curls, why, Peg doesn’t mind; «1 * t 4 for greater results. Doubtless the| be, an advertisement. NEW NDERFUL WOMAN ; i gebabieieth ; j é Some call her a tomboy, and laugh at her ways, : unity and strength of other profes: i. over Lodge. says he has re- The first white man to see Yellowstone Park; Who i® the most wonderful woman in the world? But I shall love Peggy th’ whole of my days. sions has been in large part by the celved capinits ie oes ste eect t bell was a fur trapper named Colter. That was inj|All happily married husbands will answer, “My FUE e wether Gr lelstee! pour ees, Hae ieieivGublle. altalre’ and thete| When will business me back, Oliver? ‘ 1811. When he got back to civilization and told|wife!” Children will answer, “My .mother!” ‘An’ Peg hasn’ neither an’ so we agree; eagerness to expand and exalt their] ie a ae * . We hi r play-dinne n’ most e: day, profession. Let us profit by their ex- of the park's boiling lakes, glass mountain and) The world is full of wonderful women. ! Ree eee ee della: but t don't ran away. Ample. ‘Turn to any phase of gov- THE LESSON petrified forest, he was hailed as the champion! ¢ hag just, lost one of the most- remarkable of ernment and follow its’ leaders and SEO, ~ CAee sires jiar. th Mrs. C a x z 1 know all their names, there’s Katrina and Bess, note their earlier profession. Today My last silk is all worn out ; : em — Mrs. Cornelia Adair, 85-year-old pioneer | I think there’s a dozen, perhaps somethin’ less; many members of our national con-| ‘ang so are my swell silk sox. Most people secretly doubt that a thing really |of the southwest. lied i ‘An’ Peggy ain’t scared of a toad th’ least bit, ~ {gress, including both branches, were * F : 3 : e died in London, where she ‘Sune iis I know ave, an’ they most have a fit called from the teachers desk. Many| And it’s back to cotton for me, no exists, until they have actually seen it. That is/was a society queen during vacations from the! pri A pede ese ara apie ce governors of tinday once supervised doubt, vanity? No. It’s-because we are fooled, so often) 500,000 acres of ranch and 100,000 hi Wh y I reckon that’s wh: the course of the rural school. The} For I'm stranded upon the rocks; ead o: ttle! enever they see one, I reckon that’s why - 1 % 5 that we grow cautious hi h sh i - f cattle Th’ boys like to catch ‘2m an’ make jth’ girls ery, distinguished occupant of the White/ My wife’s fur coat is in pawn, I guess i which she owned and managed personally in Don-| Put one down their neck an’ they'll holler, .oh gee ‘House was once an editor and prior to] And her shoes with the high French — ley county, Texas. *Nough to wake up th’ dead in th’ ol’ cemetery. Leah ey ree no laa Hi weeps the waver ther‘ealicai LAUNDRY , ts is ake | Have: gone, the ay of her satia.dress, : aie y ae Li : : | Tho Peggy’s‘egirl, she’s a number one scout, eS ert pater eee And we're scimpin’ upon our meals. ] en uses o like starched collars and “b’iled; Mrs, Adair, native of New York, married John} She can climb up a tree, an’ you can’t shake’ her out; | feiety.. This position does not op-| «well Aang) go featy shirts.” Now clothes are more comfortable and| Adair a half century ago and went with him to| is can play bat an, hall ike a reaular ay: ae ie tdivitual,. retard’hisipros|? ean eae eee the laundryman’s problem is how to use so little} Colorado fi bait puD sie? hook without battin:san eye. gress; nor does it prove an obstacle to} “And: maybe I should,” says 1; starch that customers will not kick, says presi- re : Some girls are a fright, but, by gosh, Peggy. aint his becoming a man in a high execu-| But say, when some of your hopes s Y » Says Pp! With a score of cowboys, they went horseback She don’t smear her f: with powd ” paint; oe OO eat a et comes \true, dent of the Laundry Owners’ National Associa- : F hae \ pe.don.t smear her face up, with powder an peur should be’ proud to belong toa pro-| and your wages, for once, will bu: c d from Pueblo, Colo., into Texas, driving a herd of; espiake Wheil he's olden she IL desaitee the Fest cagews [fession that ean. furnish from its| a tow of the Inxurles of earth, Oa is dhedstarehloss age” Comfort y h t(coee through a country menaced by Indians and Ba oere like Recey evans en ee ceusble, detvantinel Man The things. you have helped to 's the starchless age. Comfort is what|.,; : PUI UR PE a -ssion, : folk ecingent e Rant wild animals, where water holes were few. Most | ——————____—— | ing waves. And sudileuly flattening, | Serve it better because of those WHO| yoyi ting tie BieeityouR? your fection 3 & ee pate to, ite oe fies y otk at-lof the éattle died of thirst. i) ADVENTURE OF {he alsappearea trom view. © Bae Pore eter eis consider it| money's: worth, ion to devices that will make life as soft as| g, eins tis 7 (To Be Contiaued. 4 i You'll get them—and no mistake! SARS 5 tarting in a shanty, the Adairs became fabu- TW. (To Be Continued.) only as it will help us to undcrstand Bet them: sata falling into a custard ple. é lously rich : THE INS (Copyright, 1921,.NEA Service.) and appreciate the present. The pres- I've had’ to’ struggle through’ all eS +¥ ‘4 i By Olive Barton Roberts e pie @jent is ours, full of meaning and load- life pele, carough: aulmy: - DOBBIN | After her husband’s death, Mrs. Adair ran the] PEOPLES’ FORUM |/f.cters resp NY. aN Cwheie| _ Just makin’ the two ends meet. Even in far-off Hawaii, the motor car is taking|7@7¢h and its huge cattle industry herself. At) “Hello, Blowy Balloon-Wish!” called | ¢- ~-————¢| duty, profit will come from the lesson | Just gettin’ clothes for, the kids’ and the place of the horse. Tractors appear on sugar 70 years she still handled all the deals, was an ae ee eee cralie ere pllowines| EDUCATION eee Pie FPG fou Neer a And a.place to sleep an eat; 4 and pineapple plantations where, for generations, expert with the lasso, rode with her cowboys and| and which had suddenly lifted itself| Editor Tribune: : the hope of the future will be: ulti-| 8° When my wages begun to climb ‘4 de her “J. A.” ranch fam the bi +. | out of the water by. its fins, or wings,| Education is a subject in which the | mately realized. U splurged—and I guess you would plows and cultivators were pulled by horses and|™ ae? amous as the best in) -, whatever the “Hello! ‘ : i : If you'd waited the chance for,as lon s 2 y were, “Hello! Out/average man fecls that he is a quali- Democracy will be secure in the le e as 1S ‘iilea, Texas. At all big stock shows, her cattle won first] for an airing?” fled expert, ;-That/he:is not, isjevident heatts of (the ‘intelligent and) cultured) Spee and it sure’ Was good! 5 " 7 or . rizes. “Yes and no,” answered Blowy,|by his extravagant, demands and base- | citizenship; which our population will 7 i e Was goo. . . The tyrant, machinery, rapidily is conquering |? A Baie ‘ : Hooking below, where two golden |less criticism. ‘The public needs more | perpetuate for all mankind. Democ- | ,, the whole surface of the earth, also the oceans Despite this activity, Mrs. Adair found time—| heads were gazing up'at him from the | knowleige about educational ends and| racy and education, associates, each My tae dnaae a te again, and the air. Where will we find remance when we/'ather, made time—to improve herself mentally, Water. spome ae oreatures are) MeN ie aves Te tee babes by the See te aurteanent ae “Silk shirts ain't proper ‘for wrokin' ‘ i ‘ Hl fans ‘ ‘afte 3 ar saw any! i y 2 \ ” 4 ‘will not be able to go anywhere without hearing'a(and spiritually. She was a devotee of music and inem before. ‘Thought 1 knew ail the/ teachers themselves. ‘The teacher is| shell never perish in limitless depths. | * . Wen. gi s earing a/ < f them before. Thought 1 knew all the! S impart that influcace necessary to iE tC ichael, Say, how do they get that way? sawmill, the exhaus a connoisseur : ili Wigglefi , but these « it : influerce necessé urnest Carmichael, Say, y ? awry ee he exhaust of an auto or the hum of an ; noisseur of art. She and the nobility of, W! keeled Doeele. put these are new | increase the knowledge of tte com-| Oct: 18, 1921. Burnstad, N.p, | 1m a human bein’ like you, I guess, airplane? ngland visited back and forth. fish and they've got barrels on top| ™Unity. Teacher-parent organizations eee eet And, when things picks up, you'll “The sii ces” ar si * ; ‘i vurly: ‘you{2ré doing good service. in, this subject.| | Krance is exporting more wines ana! see a : America was bui if up by-pisneer women of the! their. swimmers have green ends, | 'e" understanding’ of ‘the’'schools ‘and | she has lost two of her’ best customers, dress “ 4 ne FS . i vert fous ‘| a greateh-willingness to ‘cooperate in| the United States and Russia. And a new silk shirt. for: me! ‘ » RIGHTS : ornelia Adair type, though usually their fields| green as Lop Lobster’s claws. ! (Copyright, 1921, N, E. A. Service) If a wife distills and sells liquor in a home, with for activity were small. Naney aud Nickilanghed at Blowy's) geet Re an . ; t see description of themselves. “Come on, ; The Amazon is the world’s onl: her hubby’s knowledge, he shares her guilt, even| There have been as many great women as great| Nick,” whispered Nancy “we'll wish | EVERETT TRUE Y 'ONDO large river which in its course te though he does not participate in the transaction.|men, in all ages. Usually—as in the case'of Mrs, | Surselves after, him and give him ans} BY C mains practically in the same latitude. This is a ruling by the Michigan supreme court. Elias Howe, who perfected the sewing machin! So out popped the- Twins with the} THe Weer — =] It is based on recognition of the husband as head| invention for her husband—the women have been| ai oftheir magical Green Shoes, and/ pelts U (tress ¢ |Here’s’ of the household; hence responsible for what goes |robbed of the credit. ae eee Nceeeetroeoipine hiet| ee Seue. Le Crete et ores You < . A aeg zi Blowy Balloon-Fish, gossiping high} ecOPLS —-- c ae . Be Sh on in the home. , It is woman’s nature to: remain i labove the water with his friends the: 25 aie (STEN — | auty Shop aa >temain in the back-j*bove the water with his trier 4 . o45 ees | sea-gulls. | 3 Rights carry with them certain responsibilities. ground. “Look! Look!" cried Blowy when! A Box of Stuart's Calcium Wafers That is civilization’s way of’ making us pay 100) But whenever a man achieves greatness, it ig|he saw them coming. “Didn't I tell) Brings vous: Wondertully Clear cents for $1 value received. Women, obtaining|a 1000-to-1 shot that’his greatness was inherited |1u, ine), Wore nett eet and sPeautiful Complexion the right t : hae : panied Wigglefin people flying?” | No need for steaming the face, no e rig to vote, also take on the responsibility |from his mother. Also, that he probably would| “But you're flying, aren't you?" | massage, no cream nothing but pure of voting intelligently, which few men do. jhave remained a mediocrity, had he not been fired| Gaye’ Nica, psd arent You 8 Wis: | water for bathing and Stuart's Cai- ” |with ambition and inspiration and “p, : at ” said! - | pushed forward), “I'm: sort of ‘hajf‘‘a’ half,” said; ARMIES —by his wife or sw. Blowy proudly. “You mught say fitty, The world now has 6,000,000 soldiers in its i all ies cena actors have been |i’ avin ca ot iene pdb ae me i i F : ‘ . ba ‘s the flying-fish are my cousins and; standing armies. A big figure. But it’s a big|women, just as Sarah Bernhardt eclipses all male| Wee, the only, ones who can swim, .-—L'M NOT THROVGH J world. Situation is this: One soldier to 283 civi-| performers of her time. an Ayako: And nee ee get INS ROO STEN (NOW JUST WHAT i ey . A \ s > z. t ‘ ent ‘ In private life, woman plays the silent part. “We thought you were the Fairy, TO MGs < SAY, IF ay Q Siedene ina has the largest s' ‘ is ; Te 4 Queen's ‘bag of gold,” answered Nan-' f = A i rs >TEON. ; ‘ standing army: ; 1,370,000. But she is there, staging the show, setting the cy. “Please, sir, what are. you filled; HE MAJORITY ‘YOUR ARGUME Yet no one worries about Chinese soldiers. They|scenery, making the costumes, directing the plot! with?” : FA = are paired off in factions, fighting each other. |—and, most important of, all, providing what) gj (ert (eee Enid tower Faccs FLAT A real disarmament conference would take the, theatrical producers call atm ssp eee po ee pis a ry ! M S atmosphere. | Hl world’s 6,000,000 soldiers and put them to work.| Farewell, Cornelia Adair! You were one of the! Beauty is But Skin Deep And That will come. Maybe not in our day. Com-|few wonderful women who get credit for their i i pared with civilization, the snail is a racehorse. [important functions in life. Good; Blood is Beneath Both . E | ERTS Minneapolis, Minn—"“I want to’ SHANK’S MARE 4 RICE make this public expression of what cidia Waters tot cloee the blogl GF ‘i Eye Ani ae | Dr. Pierce’s medicines have done g je blood of im- Walking. is becoming a lost art. Autos, street) In 1695 a bag of rice was brought from Mada-| for me. Some years ago I was in a ECATTIGR THAN THE purities. You soon notice the change. cars, motorcycles, bicycles and trains are enslav-|8ascar and sold by a sea captain to the English|¥e#®, Tua:down condition with Sipewarcin SU! sasiatiblowisten ey be se atignae i i . i neither strength . nor ambition. Aj eees he eco T LO; an, ae and weakening us. : governor of North Carolina. That one bag’s con-| neighbor qiccesica that I, take Dr., - excess of impurities being eliminated r. John Finley, former university president|tents started the rice industry i ‘i Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. | through the skin and this condition and New York stat issi y 2 2 ae ustry in America. The I secured a bottle from the drug store | calls for calcium to enable the pro- sik ork state commissioner of education, |Crop kept multiplying and spreading until this| and this was so helpful that I had) Cess of elimination: to be carried on es ed from New York to Princeton. The spec-| Year it totals about 2,000,000,000 pounds /"|no need of a second bottle. To those | ME hee teeciaca in Stuart's Cal tacle of a man plodding along that auto highway _ The world produces 225,000,000,000 pounds of eee ar a pene ae Siest Waters that has given this com- was so unusual that Finley was arrested at Rah-|Tice @ year. It all came from one original rice| G°!den Medical Discovery.” — Mrs. | eMution in PAN de for vagrants kernel. Where did that kernel come from? One|ni’ toy 71 Buchanan St No Ve gaceeon eaters: are old by. all-rag- ae alking is such a lost art, Finle * of nature’: 5 A i gists in the U. S. and Canada at 60 . y points out, ‘e’s mysteries. Gain health and vitality by ob- |cents a box and you will thus see how popular they must be to have such a that he got a lot of space in the newspapers and; Eat rice, to be healthy and cut living costs, KETTLE AND ID taining Dr. Pierce’s Discovery at your drug store, in tablets. or liquid. “WO PUFFS OF “THAT HOP RUBBER LADDERS ON A MERRY: GO-ROUND ! BE CLIMBING AIR LARRY= HE DONT. HEAR Yous HE'S IN /: A STUPOR Now! marrying her. The standing armies may soon take a back .seat. ng Now we can recognize Obregon. He has cleaned up—in oil. No one knows why wives have more relatives than husbands. ‘ \ % ‘Now they have a flashless powder; we need a shootless gun. “Much Coal Slated’ {or Delivery”— headline. Ours was slated. ‘ wide demand. Ady.