The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 18, 1921, Page 2

17 at HEsTSWA Eatered’ at’ the’ Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second lass Matter. MANN Editor Foreign Repre: G. roGey PA CHICAGO Marquette ek ne Kresge Bldg. NEW YOR! : Fifth Ave. Bldg. — OF THE TESORATED PRESS The Associated Press: is exclusively entitled to the use sentatives: COMPANY DETROIT GEORGE’ Di ~ BURNS AND SMITH for repablication ict of all news dispatches credited to it or) \not ‘otherwise credited in this paper and also the local ews published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION rel atch Leta RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per yéar.. 20 Daily by mail, per year (in Daily by mail, per year (in sta’ Daily by.mail, outside of North Dakota......+--.+++ HE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER ie (Established: 1878) > THE GREATEST CYNIC . Cynicism is trying to come back into style. It’s) herein te outside Bismarck). 5.00 6.00 | the new plays, the latest’ novels;-the movie. sub- titles — even occasionally in the Congressional Record. But today’s cynics are tyros compared with Sir| Yenry Wotton, who, back in the 80’s, enunciated qese cynical epigrams and paradoxes: “The one charm of marriage is'that it makes a *e of deception abosolutely necessary ‘for both; arties.” “Being natural is simply a pose, and the most’ irritating pose I know.” “Coriscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm.” | “Those who‘ are faithful know only the trivial side of love; it is the faithless who know love's} tragedies.” b “The only way to. get rid of a nets is to yield to it.” “The things one feels certain about ie never |i true.” : The cynic sacrifices sincerity to smartness. He mistakes the flash of his wit for the sun-glow: of. truth. “Nothing is ever quite true,” said Lord Henry. “Modern morality. consists innaccepting the: stand.) ard of one’s age.” Lord: Henry — can’t you place him? Well, he was responsible for the moral ruination of Dorian Gray, the heartbreak and self-destruction of the youthful actress Sylvia Vane, the murder of the; artist -Basil- Hallward, the accidental shooting of |‘ James Vane, and more. How) did’ Lord: Henry: accomplish this? words, “Mere words! S: How terrible they’ were! How clear, and vivid, and cruel! One: could: not’ escape from them. And yet what a subtle magic there was in them!, Mere words! Was there any- thing so real as. words?” ‘i Cynicism is, mostly , immoral; mostly lies. The-cynic with his epigram tries: to cheat the epigrams: are truth. He alyays cheats himself; sometimes: hej}: / cheats. others. ° ‘ Immorality? Well, Sir Henry Wotton — the world’s greatest cynic— was the character, the mouthpiece of Oscar Wilde in his novel, “The Picture of Dorian Gray.” The cynicisms you've read above are the cynicisms of Wilde, the Eng- lish author whose unmentionable-crimes brought; him toa félon’s cell. Lies? Test his rapier-like- word-thrusts: with’ the test of common sense.. Is nothing ever quite true? Your father’s pro- tection, your mother’s love, your loyalty to your’ school, your devotion to your religion}. your “friendship? “. Seratch a cynic and you'll find either a saphead or a sorehead | ROCKEFELLER’S SECRET Edith, daughter of John D. Rockefeller, richest! man in the world, gets into the headlines by. “agreeing to disagree”. with her husband, Barold F. McCormick. They separate. The most interesting angle of the case is ‘the statement that Mrs\ McCormick has. been abroad for eight years, studying the new’ psychology.. This again demonstrates that families “run true to form,” generation after generation. For investigating is the chief characteristic of we prominent. members jot the Rockefeller fani- ily. * John D. Rockefeller, when he was a young: man; was a clerk and bookkeeper in Cleveland: Prob- ably he still would be holding that same job, had it not: been for his investigating turn of mind.’ His ‘investigations convinced him that the pe- troleum industry, then in its’ infancy, would be in need’ of many pipelines and refineries. . John-D.’s-investigations also convinced him that he could not build the pipe lines and refMeries un- aided. To-get.results fast, he gathered about-him the ablest business talent of his generation—such as Flagler, Rogers, Archbold, Harkness-and.“‘Pipe Line” Dan‘O’Day. Those men-built:the Rockefeller fortune. Now John D: has his Rockefeller Foundation, | Snvestigating discases.all over the world. These investigations are controlled by his son, John D., junior, who some years ago exhibited his inquir-} ing turn, of mind by heading s a grand jury investi- eee ae ae a K TRIBU N NEI gation of’ the:white slave traffie}in Nae oh (that ran in the family.” |141, compared ‘with 87 in August, 1920, and 118 _ |tial conditions of the common prosperity of all the And now his sidter investigates the- mind: In the Rockefeller case, wealth and: investiga- |tion are twins. Maybe that’s the secret of success. |Maybe we do. not. investigate enough. Maybe, lacking the Rockefeller caution: ahd. inquisitive- ness, most of us’ are ‘inclined to leap ‘before’ we; jlook. ‘ Fe Interesting and Profitable, to study famous fam< ‘ilies. | John Adams was second president of the United States. John Quincy: Adams,’ his son, was-sixth| president. The votes of many. now: living pat Benjamin Harrison in. the White House. count: for that? Not just chance. It: will be interesting to trace, in young Theo- |dore Roosevelt, the family traits’ that made his ; jfather famous. j f Every family has a distinctive trait. . What is yours? ‘ r 4 Odd things happenin “the-old’ home town.” A | | fire-fighters rushed to the engine house. By. the apparatus gone. Nearby constables were notified | \to watch the roads: for, bandits: Discovery! A’ stranger, driving a truck through the village, had' noticed the fire, gotten. out the! jengine and put the ‘fire out: himself: . That's usually the way. While most of us rush: labout, getting ready, sonie one goes ahead and does’ it. : ry _ BLIND Would. you believe that, in the’ 29 leading ex-| |ports, our ship nothe! ‘countries are big-| ger now than'in:1919% | They A¥e> Aeording to the Federal Reserve Board. It_converts exports to 1913 prices, to compare actual volume of \shipments.. Result: shows: that) in August, 1921, exports were on the index: basis, in August, 1919, and 91 in August, 1913. The “loss” jn foreign trade has been mostly on paper—in' prices.’ Measured: in terms of. bushels,| tons’ and! barrels, export business- is: not losing ground: It’s gaining. Eee REE | EASY . : S. Seebohm Rofindtree: (which is the oldest name you have heard for many a moon): is one:of England’s six largest.employers of labor. — He: speaks in Boston, recommending: a system: of-insutance against unemployment. That, how- ever, would probably be provided by taking it out of the workers’: pay envelopes during boom times: The best. unemployment insurance: is a: savings) aecount, Too bad that so many do not “save with ja vengeance” unless they haveto. You:save easily. when’ you. have a debt to pay off. Why not con- sider ‘yourself in debt to your:old: age, and: begin paying:off that debt, putting payments ‘in the bank to gain interpst? Your old age will thank-you. . , . EDITORIAL REVIEW . Comments: reproduced in. this colgmn’ may @r may not , express the opinion of The ‘Tribune. - They are presetited here in’order that our readers may have both:gides, of feportene issues! which ate fb peing discussed ‘in the press of the day UNITED STATES NEEDS ‘NO’ FAVORS’ It is gathered: from prevailing. Européan. com- ments and inspired suggestions‘ that it-is thought over there that/the United | 8 willshave to, bar- gain away thiething-end th Be it sto have its way, or anything. like ‘it, in, matter of arma- ment: limitation for which President: Harding call- ed the conference of all the great nations. Evi- dently. those nations have cone to'believé'that' the United States had‘some ulterior motive, some ad- vantage for, itself: over’ every. other, country, in: ‘arranging for this’ conference, Nothing, of course,. is. farther ‘from: the es Only.“‘high moral principles,” as a South American diplomat said in. a published: messsage, inspired that‘step.. Moreover, Secretary of State Huglies ision'record ag describing. it as “this effort.tolight- en the burdens of armament and’ to secure, through a better understanding among. the. na- tions, the maintenance of peace and: of: the:essen- nations of the earth.” - , Of course, the entry of this country ‘into the League of; Nations continues to be ardently desired in’ Europe, and all Europe is frankly: willing to modify the League to the extent that would-make! it’ possible for this country to enter it.. Then there i is the subject of their staggering indebted- ness. to. this country; but neither the fact that they owe the United States a lot.of money, nor the fact that they are clamoring for it to join them in thé League, places’ this country at any disadvantage. Instead it could’ seem. that they, and not: America; should-be- concerned: about get-| ting favors. Moreover, considered from the point of expense; or ability to spend the money. to keep up.arma- ments, is not’ this country, with its far greater wealth, in a better position than any other, to be unconcerned about any possible: ‘failyre of the:con- |ference? ‘Why, then, should it: be asked to make concesstons to obtain the things which: it will, de- sire from the conference; especially as: the’ sole object of wishing those things is for the benefit His; jgrandfather also was president. How do you ac- Something jeak STRANGER \ I born of the fashion for epigrams. You find it in fire broke out: at Sayville, New York., Volunteer,’ itime ‘they’ got: there, the door was open; the fire! ‘Records at Goucher Coll i { | (Florence 2 Tomorrow, they tell us But is always one night We-carinot borrow from ! Are’ Tomorrow is only one ni \ Tenorow is only, one ni BY DR: WILLIAM W. GUTH “| President, Goucher College, Baltimore Baltimore, Oct,.18—The American college girl, nt statements by eugenists notwithstanding, favors the othersrole rather than ;the pay roll; ig seeking t to maké herself useful in the home and-in’the community, be- fore entering the field of business. The vocations are a; last resort. ‘Matrimony, with an enlightened in- terest inthe problems of the commun- ded by the great majority of educated’ ‘women as a real career, with great, and inspiring possibilities. It has beén said that about 50 per cent of: college: women remain unmar- tied. The facts dispute this estimate. je’ show that the! percehtage of unmarried) gradu- ates is neater’ 25, and when One con- siders that these records; Ynclude the girls of the latest classes, just out of college, it {s° obvious that even this estimate is probably .too high for fair consideration: | Many reasons: have ‘been cited for’ the: fact thatmlarried college womon arenot {n’a’ great ‘majority... The war, and. its’ efféct’ on business, _ is. chief among-thése’ reasons. Another, put’ forward Tecently Sy DA Jon Alffed Mijoen of the Academy of Science at:-Christiana,:‘Norway, is thatthe education of wom similar to that givén to men: Asa means of increasing the per. centage of married college women, he favors the ‘liberation of women “from her present unnatural, masculine ‘edu- cation.” In other words, the bulk spf the blame 1s placed at the door of co-edu- cation, \ There’ is much truth in this. ‘In a, co-educational everything 'fg done for and by the men. In sbiteso pe all that can be said to the) oe A-TALK WITH A 4 BISMARCK MAN Mr, J:0 iL, ‘Hubert, ,Retired Deputy Sheriff /of 122: First Street, Tells His Experience. There ig nothing likea talk with | one ‘of our own citizéns for giving hope and encouragement to the anx- ious sufferer from the dread kidney disease We, therefore, give here an interview with a Bismarck man: “{'don’t know of any remédy I can recommend more highly than “Doan’s Kidney Pills,” says Mr. Hubert. “I used them about five years ago when suffering from an attack of kidney j complaint. Lumbago was the worst symptom of» my. ,qom: wete.times wher Vhad to lay off from work for several days, my back was so painful: The . kidney -secretions contained:sediment and- burned in pas- sage, I went to Lenhart’s Drug Store and got thréé boxes ‘of Dpan’s Kidney Pills,and they were not long in show- ing beneficial effects upon niy. system. The. three boxes cured me.. is ‘too plaint. There }of the other nations ? — Chicago: Journal of Gast ‘merce. © ein comes pee En SF rae SUES erong eck at_all-dealers. Foster-Milburn C05 She oc: NOY. « Adv. | ‘TOMORROW \ to Be jomé it never arrives; Sinte:; sere: the-dawn of a new-born day, he weary. pool doth flit CO-EDUCATION s HELD - ENEMY OF MARRIAGE institution TUESDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1921 Borner.) , never comés, awey; ” And the only things ‘in this ite well done, Are the deeds that we do today. | Father ‘Tithe, Neither futufe nor days gone past; And the fancies retained of the. eee but memories to the last. ight away, But a night that is-oh, so long, It may form 3. chain £ from this earth to* heavens Anid-end in an angels song. lead us, on in a’ path of light, *- nish to endless despair, he. only thing that can save at last, H. mother’s prayer, ae ight away, ' away, “contrary, tlie cousaes are arranged for the men. In many such astitutioas women are not: welcome in classes with rien, and there is a suitable tendency on the part of men teachers either to look upon the women in their classes | as a sort of necessary evil or to re«' gard them in’a more lenient way than they ought; to be regarded: Ina college for’ women, ‘however, the feminine interest is paramopht. In their studies, and in‘ their extra-curri- cular activities, the: girls can: all con- centrate:on the real aim of education | for women—which is: greater useftil- hess, primarily in. the. ee and in the community, At ‘Gouther, .thiere® caret mi popular subjex cts than the curses on the’Family, Family. ‘Hygiene; Child Psychology, Child Welfare and Nutri- tion and Dietetics, The. president, the vite president:| Ail; Nick, agreedsiso 4 and. the treasurer of our alumni as~ sociation—all married women’ with splendid families—can testify that there‘is no career for the collegé- trained girl preferable to the career of homie-making. © ADVENTURE OF ‘THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts “The first thing to do, children,” said Cap'n Pennywinkiexto the Twins ag he folded up the Fairy Queen's let-| ter, “is to. find the rainbow, hen you discover where tne end of lt is, look: there for the bag‘ of gold that the gnomes have hidden,” With that he turned Curly’s head— his -sea-horse steed, you) know—pack to the place by the sea weed grove} ‘ where he watched the traffic. Nancy and Nick looked after him thoughtfully. One would have thought ‘that he, was telling them ‘how to find “!'the corner grocery: to buy.a-lotly-pop; instead of hunting bage of gold at the foot of rainbows. As though’ yain- bows and gold-bags were thé most every-day things in the world! . Not that they were discouraged—not a hit of it, only it was,one more.thing that. was queer about the Land‘ of:the Wig- glefi Everything Was most amaz- ing. Nick hada book at home cajjed “Davy Jones’ Locker” that his: Daddy read him at nights, all about. the ‘ocean and’ ocean peopie,“and it was’ full of-queer things, too. ' Suddenly something: very bright glided by, something long and: grace- ful and striped: with the most. béau- tiful colors. Nancy grabbed Nick's ‘arm. “Look!” she cried. .“There it is ‘now. That’s the rainbow, “there! It’s running away. Let’s follow it.” ~ eer Gey started in their magia iGreen \S S * ,But ‘what, my. dears; “to you think happened? The long, beautiful, grace- ful: object stopped suddenly and turn- ed around, and for the firgt time the -children noticed that it nad two:bright MOMENT, fie. [oan RNC Smut: WHAT'S: TH’ REASON MR. BROWN DIPN'T fi AND A SWEATER ‘Buy “Damond Dees? no other kind —then perfect hom ijyeing is guar- anteed. Even if you nave never dyed ihefore you can put new, rich, fadelesa color into your worn, shabby dresses, skirts, waists, stuckings, coats, sweat- Lers, draperies, hangings, everything, pby following the'simple directions: in every package of Diamond Dyes. Just tell ‘your druggist whether the mate- rial you wish’ to dye is wool or silt, jor whether it is linen, cottén, ér mix- ped goeds. Diamond Dyes never streak, ' spot, fadé, Gr run. Yes, j'sake, what are you two des ging after me for?” it Snay pe | unmanuierly. } “Are—aren’t you the rainbow?” fal- | tered Nancy. “Rainbow!”. it snapped. I'm Mr. Ribbon-Fish. ‘ ‘(To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1921, NEA Service.) “What's that? ‘for abnormialey. + 8 When things begin to Took dark it's: time ‘to. brighten Upc A cat in. the house iF NrOreh two on the fence. “Say limb for leg,” advises a. Boston paper.- How about “bootlimbers?” You can't travel far on a lame ex cuse. % Live-wire euleimen make’ shocking reports, Farmers and laundries make their {living fnom the soil. ' Next big kick will be atiout the high cost of giving. 6 It may bo‘true. the Great Lakes are jsoing-dry; but ships on them are not, ~ Sometimes ‘a woman’s:, hair. ‘looks dilapidpted because she. leat in-it. A scientist says the earth. is cooling Off. It does’ every fall. aS It isn’t the. baby’s crying at night, it's the upkeep, Lot’s of people go around panting temptations te avoid: In these’ divorceful, days, you never know a movie petrgss last name until she dies. idtsat nt “Your success in-opening ves store de- pends on who owns the store. Small boys say “cramberries.” ~ To err is human; to oor it up is foolish, ‘These hints on how to cook a steak ¢ should’ tell how. to get it. —— \ The old “No Swimming” signs are / useless now. ‘One hook at. the pool shows there isn’t any. — ‘ First “‘Karponteshay,” then : “Milly ((Legleg” and now comes “Marshall Foosh.’ *"AT THE MOVIES || AT BISMARCK, Chartering a compiete ‘street car- nival company, including every. ani- mal, tent’ and person’ connected with | the organization, formg’an interesting (chapter of the production. history. of. “Something To Think About” which — will be shown at the Bismarck the- ater for the last time tonight. Cecil B. DeMille, producer of’ this ‘unusual ; Paramount screen drama, Wished to’ establish in the mind’ of his central: feminine charactér the difference’ be- tween two nien—the one youtlitul and virile; the other dlder’and crippled. With this object!in ‘mind, he selected Welcome Foosh. pa: day ata typical couptry fair as the time and place. The two men, the girl and her father comprisa one’ “group ot visitors. But it was first necessary to dupli- chte the country fair in question. This difficulty Was solved by ieasing a trav: celing street carnival compatiy for a ‘period of one week and adding to this background half a. thousand “extra people.” The carnival included: tlre: usual fat lady, the snake. charmer, fire-eater, hula hula dancers and other freaks and strangely talented performers.’ All en- tered into the spirit of, tie picture and lent to this episode a striking note o: realism. \ . In hunting walrus, the animals are “| first shot and ‘then harpooned. . 4 9 ih 3 4 \ Two more young meif are glad they took-advice from bankers: and attended: Dakota Business College, | Fargo, N- D:., in order’ to qualify ‘for bank positions. They are Ed | Giegerson, recently made asst: | cashier of the Burke Co. State Bank of Bowbells, and: Leonard. Miller, in the auditing’ department oft the | Bank of North Dakota. . : About 220'D..B. C. graduates _ have been promoted to stticea po-’ siti ions in banks. * “Follow-the Succe$$ful’? to the Write Fi I. Watkins; Preseys | Frontt,, Fargo, Ny Dy *! Ke We [DYED HER SRR" aA right school td get right baa “i oO