The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 13, 1921, Page 2

-THEBISMARCKTRIBUNE Gatered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N; D., as Sécond SUMM'T AOClaes Matter. GEORGE D. MANN 7 - : r +.) Editor Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY | if CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORE - : - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. ‘MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for sereiblics on of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. Hk sil All rights of republication of special dispatches herein| are also reserved. “ MEMBER AUDIT-BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year... .......cssereeees 20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)..... Daily by, mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. Daily by mail, outsidegf North Dakota........- > THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER | y ‘ (Established 1878) | ——$—$—— 7.20 5.00 00 IF WORK BORES YOU Does your job bore you? Does it become monot-| onous? If so, there are plenty of peculiar and) fascinating occupations in the world, from which you can take your choice. One job that never gets, dull is held by J. Clark, | of the governnment’s biological survey. Clark is! champion cougar hunter of North America, a de-| lightful occupation ‘that has no rival unless it be} leading a lion with a rope in a circus parade. | Cougars have been killing many sheep in British | Columbia. So the authorities there send for Clark. He goes about the work in a matter-of-fact way) like a man chasing a’fly. with a swatter. z | But if the truth were'known, Clark’s work prob- ably bores him. Thrills cease to be thrills when they are everyday occurrences. me Dr. Johannes Schmidt, Danish scientist, has one of the most peculiar jobs. He is the world’s greatest expert on migration of the eel. It was Schmidt Who made the “startling discov- ery” that all eels about this time of year go, or/ want to go, to a depth of 500 fathoms off the coast of the Virgin Islands, West Indies. There they spawn and die. . Schmidt now is on his way for another study of eels in American waters. Is his work thrilling? It’s. certainly unique. Hatfield and others are professional rain-mak- ers. Some men devote their lives to catching rats. The state of Oregon has a professional sea-| ‘lion killer. Reflecting on these peculiar occupations, you) wonder: What is it that makes one man’s interest, center in cougars, another’s in eels, rain:making, rats. or some exceptional form of skill such as beating gold-leaf, microscopic writing or study- ing the energy locked up.in an, atom? - i Carry your train of thought on into the com- mon occupations. Why does one: maturing boy j lose interest in everything except laying bricks, while another sidetracks everything else in life - to concentrate on running a lathe, repairing watches, selling goods, sawing and nailing boards or keeping books? The job you eventually settle on is the one you jic as it must have been thrilling. were intended to do. A supreme intelligence has so decreed—and always keeps a fine balance, just. ~s enough becoming farmers, carpenters, salesmen, mechanics or clerks to make the civilization- machine run smopthly. 4 We are here on earth for a definite purpose, each of us, though we are puppets with a supreme intelligence. pulling the strings. i MOONSHINE as Price of “moonshine” liquor falls to $2 a gallon in the Virginia‘hills. Thirsty Virginians who a few months ago paid $15 a gallon may be cheered by the news—but not-for long. ~ j ’ The markets of “while mule” find the work ‘un- profitable at $2.a gallon. They stop manufactur- ing kicks, ~ mt Shortage of liquor made the big demand. ‘The demand made high price. High price caused over-production and‘ended the shortage. Prices fell. That’s the Kistory of all prices, round and round. Extremes meet. / MORNING How to get Friend Husband up in the morning in a cheerful disposition. Alarm clock shatters peaceful slumber and sends many to work with a “grouch. 6 Boston housewife .solves the problem, She - wakens her husband by tickling his feet with a broom-straw. That makes him start the day with peals of* laughter. If he went to sleep ' grouchy, she wakensshim with a feather. : penne soothes the nerves. Alarm clock or| ‘any sudden noise irritates them. isposi- tion, just a matter of nerves. Gord cic ; Y . LAUGHED UPROARIOUSLY \ Summing up the Arbuckle case, Police Judge Lazarus commented on the scarcity of evidence . that might be construed to connect the defendant with a crime. : s The assistant district attorney interrupted: “But your honor is not ‘overlooking the witness paic heart Miss Rappe saying ‘I’m dying, he hurt me’ ?” “No,” answered the court, “but Iam taking into| consideration the fact that'she was-in great pain, ‘Don Juan’—‘And saying she would never con- > : | say the! ‘The courtroom laughed uproariously, dispatches.” me 2 Usually, in commenting ona criminal charge; as serious as that in the Arbuckle-Rappe case, the} judge uses as his reference such serious sources] as the Ten Commandments or the statutes based: fundamentally on them. | ‘Lord Byron, the distinguished reference cited) by Police Judge Lazarus, was a rake, notorious} in his day as a dissolute and revolting participant, in the vilest of debauches. ; | When laW conceives any connection between | such a character and a case like the Rappe girl’s} fate, Blackstone finds himself in the cpmpany of! Boccaccio and Oscar Wilde. y i RAILR@ADS | Americans move faster, ‘have more pep, than! anyother people. The way they have built rail-| roads proves it. world’s 740,000 miles of railway. Europe has 220,000, Asia 70,000. ‘ - | Asia has nearly six times our: area and eight, times our population, but only a fourth of our! railroad mileage. ea! . Asia will catch up with us in another century, | but it will be American brains and American cap-| ital that will do it. GRASSHOPPERS’ ' | Ninety thousand dollars, for a scientific study| of the grasshopper is asked by a bill introduced} in Congress. A waste of money? Not if porperly, handled, not if it-brings farmers*a step’ nearer to an end of the grasshopper pest that often’ de-| stroys many times, $90,000 worth of’crops in a single day. ; The boll weevil has just destroyed $400,000,000; worth of cotton: Now the European corn borer appears in northern Ohio and threatens to spread west into: the grei corp: helt: : Money: for war abn t insect ests is more sen-| sible, times over, than fndney' f humans. ; 2 YANKEES . . The thrift of the New. England Yankee, and the inventive ingenuity which it produced have been‘ world-famous for centuries. i ’ Bankers now say that Massachusetts people still are the thriftiest in the United States, 67) per cent having savings accounts, i What is it that despite immigration, makes one section of the country persist in thrift while oth- ers are noted generation after generation for crime, fast life, bad health, etc!? : Climate and drinking water have something to do with that. : After. arresting 10,000 criminals, Detective Frank D. Casassa dies ti New York... The limelight centered on him when he arrest- thal case. .But usually, like most detectives, he had to keep in the background. ‘ Casassa was one of the few star detectives in the business. His life was’ as usefal to the pub- EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in_this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may haye both ‘sides of impogtant issues which are being discussed in; the press of the “day. HOLD THE BOTTLE’S NECK The Greeks are reported as‘ intending to take Ismid., When they do, will.control a port for supplies on the Sea*of Marmiota. They’ will have a railroad back of their entire front to Konia, where their right flank rests ‘on ‘the hills. They will have direét rail connections with Smyrna on} the Mediterranean. They have advanced about} fifty miles along the railrbad to Angora, Kema¥s) capital, forming a rather dangerous salient. Save for this and the enormous expense, it would seem! the Greeks might hold this line indefinitely, it includes the most: valuable part of Asia Min Yet without the interior trade, it is of little, cash value to Greece, but it includes the neck of the bottle for all trade to and from all countries in the Near East and into Persia and beyond. It) is this fact which is so material to the others. . It; commercial position. Adding Ismid just back of! Constantinople makes the edutrol complete, If the Greeks sit tight, the rest of-the world must work out some settlement of peace and, being in position, it is quite impossible to see how they could be denied a large measure of the fruits of these railroads, bringing up supplies and munitions Budeny, the Cossack ally-of ‘Kemal, is near An- may. go to the well once too often. ; ‘The Greek army is fairly well supplied with Both airplanes and artillery. They have some tanks. These have all proved uncomfortable for jeavalry attacks. ‘Just now, too, any kind of sup- \plies or munitions from the Bolshevik government \is a dream. It might send troops, if the Turks |could feed and munition them. But-on the whole that she said he hurt me, but not that he attacked her- It reminds me of the line, in Lord Byron's Greece seems favored by fortune as well as to have ;learned from experience—Washington Herald. We have 266,000 miles of the! “A lor war against!. x - WHERE Where the sun shines down. the brighest, WASHINGTON THE WEST BEGINS | (Florence Boerner.) \ BOS AE oN 501 DAY PROMISES TO BE A BIT CROWDED | ™ { pearl. é “wiB2 TOGETHER ’ MEETINGS WILL BE HELD AT As C. ie Girman’ ggrermscu witch weve 'ed-“Dago Frank” and “Lefty Louie” in the Rosen-| MOR) E THAN 48 From its ‘skies of azure blue, Where'the footsteps are the lightest, And the hearts beat staunch and true; Where the birds’ songs ‘are the sweetest, Just before they go to rest. Where 'the wild deer are the fleetest, There begins the Golden West. ae Where ‘the tall and stately. flowers, ~ Rise from out their leafy, beds, ciyyhene in cool and shady bowers, _ FAL lets nodjtheir sleepy heads; ‘Where’in streamtets clear and dancing, _Little fishes love to play, t#eSWhere theivisions are. entrancing, “That's: the: Golden West today. -: ee yal ngry words are spoken, hglp each other on,. ere ng@ivows are ever broken, _ id the '$\ul® are braye and strong; « Fargo, N. D., Oct. 13.—Fihal plans for the largest get-together of fo ‘mer | students of the Agricultural College | that has ever been held were made today, when detailed announcements | of an historical pageant ‘and an old-| time barbecue were given out as part of the Homecoming day pragram,| October ‘22, ‘when the A. C, eleven: meets the South Dakota Aggies on} Dacotah Field. | A section of seats at the game has been reserved: for former students,, according to C. B, Williams, and Dr.| Frank Darrow, president of the two} former students organizations, who, iave appointed committees to formu- late the details of special stunts, The! | Gageant. is to follow registration-of ’ the oldtimers, and will be based op historical incfdents in the life of the jammunition, gun, powder and fire- —— ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS -. | When the silly old cotton:spinner j (one ofthe Wigglétin people, you know), coughed out his tummy right | through his mouth, and the pink peari ‘rolled out on the\ white sand at the ‘bottom of.the ccean, the. Twins stared. till their eyes nearly dropp¢d out. But. | What could they do, when’ Mr,i.Cotton- « | Spinner had them done up like par- |cels, in his white wrapping string? j “Oh, ho! Ha, ha! Hee heet”laugh- ed the thief,, Isn’t tlrat @ fine pocket-.. . <~ ‘book to have, my dears And think jhow sate it is!’ You’d never lose, pen- quwn ie boardwalk if you gould , Mow ‘em and then cough-them ap ;Whcu you wis a Jolly-pop. Thaw's ihe. way my .pink Vl always keep it saie and lous pae | ber-bag ot a stomach. an? swallowed j the ping pearl ~again trv safe keep. ++ Die ling. oe | Suddenly a voice said, “What's ‘this | I’ hear about swallowing pink’ pearls? | who did?” i : ee ‘Spinner with a bow. in my tummy right no “1°don’t believe you!” declared the {voice again and Crawly Crab waddled | into view. ‘ | “What! You don’t! ‘T’ll-show you!” sh wi | declared Cukie, blowing cut his tum- | my again, with the \piniy pearl inside. But he was suspicious ot.Crawly. ana wouldn't let go. »“Here,-you may. feel it,” jhe said. “It’s that hard place” . But. now comes the “mazing pari, ey | my dears: Crawly took’ his snippers. jand cut My, Cotton-Spinner’s’ stom- {ach off, before you cduld sneeze, with Tone snip. Next he-cut the threads | around the Twins and set them free: “Don't. worry aboat “MY. Ciikie’s wtomach!\" he said, “He'll grow # new one in three days. There's your’ pearl, children!” : (To Be Contidued.) | (Copyright; 1921,-NEA Service.) - MUNITION PLANTS —-' OF GERMANY NOW - PEACE FACTORIES Berlin, Oct. 18—The principal for— ~ closed in 1919 "In accordance with the treaty. of Versailles, have ‘beéngre- opened as “peace-time factories” an‘l are producing goods more adapted:to g usages of peace than war. ai , Ne: Two hundred thousand workmen, ‘ thrown out of employment by the closing of the shops, nave been re- | employed. fon Among thejlarger factories convert- ed from military to-co:nmercial pur- suits were the artillery workshops, works laboratories at Amberg, Da- chau, Cassel, Erfurt, Ingolstadt, Lipp- stadt, Munich, Siegburg, Spandau and Wolfgang, near Hanau, as wel as the eines navy yards and naval torpedo shops at Friedrichscrt, Kiel, and Ruestringen. These factories are uperating vir- ‘ tually ‘full-time, producing ‘foundry , heré che rson does his.duty,, ° id the :be: an’ always wins, 3, ere jther#S romande, h¥alth college and of the picture of student | Products, castings and wrought iro: series of pictures of student! stamped and drawn pi?ces, all ‘sorts, ere is whtre the ‘West*begins, and Wauty, 2 2. & tisaal.gro 000 CATTLE IN STATE ARE events of formier years will be a part of a ‘special screen feature. Follow- ing the beef steak ‘barbecue in the stock pavilion of the college a former student dancé ‘and frolic will con- clude the program in the evening. The record of the South Dakota s, faculty, buildings, and social) of machinery, railroad suppfies, mot- victory. They are rebuilding the efficiency of|: « and strengthening their lines. It is said that|. gora. Maybe he is. But even-he and his cavalry |, Fargo, 'N.'D.,; Oct. 15.—More than 48,000 North Dakota. cattle have been tested for tuberculosis within the past year and 2,579 herds Ywihe state have been once tested’ and fond free from T, B, according to figures on the bovine fubderculosis diive announced by the‘ state Live Stock Sanitary Board. ; While 352 herds in the state have’been fully accredited as tuber-) culosia free, this number: will be in- creased four fold during’ the coming year according’ to officials. '“Splendid progress is being made in the work. in North Dakota,” stated Dv. A. F. Schalk, vetrinarian-at the Agri- cultural College/and consulting veter- finarlar for the: State Live: Stock San- itary Board today, in “ommenting on federal and state supervision of tuber- culosis eradication work. credited,” ‘stated Dr. Schalk, “means that a herd has been ested under the supervigion of the state and federal “To be ac- officials, and has passed the require- ments under ‘which a certificate is granted to the jowner’ Buyers of livestock and milk consumers are in- sisting more and more that-herds with which they:deal be tuberculin tested, or better’ yet, accredited, erds. At Use Pyramid BY a de N is this which shapes Great Britain’s policy as be-| Te Babak brome Pols . Distress is'by 8, f le tween the Greeks and the Turks. Even with) “ inlcte You fo Toll he Gnod Smyrna alone, the Greeks would have a strategic|” ~ -“*™# 0 Macaig Perhaps.you are’ stfi gling with the ‘pain and are erogar ing with ni bleeding, protruding pHes or hem- rrhoids. If 50, ask any druggist cont ‘tox of Pyramid’ Pile TESTED FOR TUBERCULOSIS IN YEAR the same time, owners’ of clean herds are stressing the fact ulat their milk supply comes from ’T.!'B. free herds, for-tainted milk supplies are always Possible. Owners-of accredited herds can also ship livestock without spe- cial delays ‘@ad inspections: across sfite lines aud within the. state’ {t- self.” % i Records for, August in’ North Da- kota indicate, progress of the work during that time '66,159. cattle. were under supervision, 2,230. ‘cattle were tested, and 42,167 cattle were: listed as once tested and found free /front| T. B. The percentage oi reactors for North Dakota is 4 per cent, per- centage which compares well, with the tainebleau vines haye brought oniy $240 aggregation this year points a stiff! contest for the “aggies,” and Coach | Borleske is counting on a thorough and. gruelling. schedule of: practice | and scrimmage to point the.team for | the Homecoming game. Following the A. C. victory over Aberdeen Nor- mal last Saturday, practice prelimin- | ary for the game with Moorhead Nor- | mal next Saturday was -begun /at once, with only Bartell, injured after | playing a splendid) game ‘in last} week’s game, unable to -appear, in| uniform, GRAPE CROP DEPLETED 1 Paris, Oct, 13—Owing. to ‘ravages of | Sps, grapes from the'ihistoric Fon- | this year The average in nor-| es is $3200. {German mark adds to «he attractive- lery and railrcad equipment are look |ing to. Russia as'a chiel cfistomer as ors, motercycles, hand and machine tools, pneumatic tools, ciectrical uten- sils, ship machinery, motor, and_gail- ing boats, agricultural inplements, furniture, locomptives;, railroad cars, noe autcmobiles and auto-trucks., - Z Me The work of transforming the war 4 factories to commercial usages, un- dertaken by the government with the. » permissidn of the Council of Ambas- : sadors, was assigned to a stcck com- pany, shares of which were taken by \, the government, the hoard of control being composed _of government ‘offic - ials and representative: financiers and industrialists, .. * 4 : hs German gemands:are accounting for sf most of the output of chese factories but surplus products. are finding a ready outside market, particularly 1 the Scandinavian coun:ries, where the high price of money is against the / ness in demand by foreign dealers. The manufacturers oi. farm machin- soon as conditions ‘fm that country average of the other Bales Mle ood ico tegen fo ; \Suppesitories: . Take no substitute. should. come ‘so quickly will wonder why afyone should con- tinue to suffer the pain of such 2 distressing condition. trial package, send name and_ad- Relie! dress to Pyramid Drag Co., amid Bldg., Marshall, Mich. you For a‘ free os Pyr- F P A Mle ast Leo ee ; | ; Reasonable. Charges — We ate | hve been stabilized and already hun- | dreds of representatives of German exporting Irhs have gone into the Soviet republic to study the situation and prepare: tor a. commercial offen- |sive, in which the British are expect- led to be the most alert competitors. NO WORK, NO._PAY . London, Oct. 18—Olive Johnson, a ;typist, thought she could get unem- _ Lployment pay by quitting: her job. 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