The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 3, 1921, Page 4

PAGE FOUR PHEBISMARCKTRIBUN (ES SEN A Nd Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second i Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN : - - -' Editor Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - : Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise ctedited in this paper and also the local news published herein. ee ‘ All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION " |Lincoln, of Charlestown, Mass. His will provides that $7500 of his estate must be set aside at com- pound interest for 90 years. ‘Then the total will be ‘drawn out,to plant many trees in Lincoln’s home town, ‘ | At 4 per cent compound interest, money doub- es in 17 years 246 days. In 90 years, Lincoln’s ‘original $7500 will amount to about $250,000. ‘Shrewdly invested by trustees, it may turn into! imillions. | One think, Lincoln overlooked: ,2011, man will -have a lot of new idéas and may abolish the interest system. The chance, how-, ever, is worth taking. Better to leave a legacy for shade trees that many will enjoy, than to have By the year! THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE * ALESMANSAM ——s* sAND PAT SAID ="GU HOW MANY DOLLARS "VE. COT IN- Mv HAND AND VLE Why Did Sam Laugh SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE heirs squander it. Daily by carrier, per year.......-+see066 os oo 0 §7.20] 5 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)... a ~ 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota...+.u.++++++" 6.00 20s KEEP YOURSELF FIT Tuberculosis death rate is high. But you won-| ‘THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER |der why it doesn’t swiftly exterminate all humans, | (Established 1873) when you learn that nearly every one at some time’ E> jor other becomes infected with the tuberculosis} ‘germ. That information comes from the medical THIEVES jresearch organization of the Knights of Columbus. Ninety-nine out of every 100 Amercians are’ ‘The reason most of us shake off the tuberculosis honest, says Frederick N:-Withey, vice'president germ is because the average body normally has! . of ‘a big bonding company. ey | the power to kill invading diseases. esl Withey’s company has written 7,000,000 bonds, ‘The great danger to health is not-disease germs, | ) HEY JIMME!—- FOR > LOvA BOSS TOLD You Se Gal ? | ! THE. \ (MIKE - why DIDN'T » YOU LAUGH WHEN THE f | for cashiers, treasurers and others entrusted with money. Of these, only,one in 100 stole and. only one in 700 “hit the wrong path out of downright criminal intent.” A-criminal is the rare exception. That's why you read about him in the, news, while’ honest meh go unnoticed. DANGER jtos make you jump, but you are nearly as Si in crossing a congested street as you are in yolir’own home. * This is shown by the Travelers’ Insurance Com-| pany’s list of accidents among its policy-holders | jn 1920. More than 20,000 claims were settled, with 3126 accidents in homes, to 3567 accidents | | | due to autas. \ Only 40 accidents happened in elevators, where | riders are unusually careless, which is a star rec-; ord for elevator operators. WAR | British miners have started a movement to call, an.international miners’ strike if another big war ever starts. Fine! ° f | You can’t modernize the average diplomat any) more than you can change the leopard’s spots. | There'll be the danger’ of’ wars as long’ as people are willing to fight them. : : But:a people would be committing national 'sui-| cide to refuse to go to battle unless the enemy people also refused. Disarmament must begin among the people. It| is not impossbile to get the people of to. refuse to kill each other. | : » DISASTER ve Senors Tapia and Kopellmann, Argentine geolo- gists, sailed toward the South Pole to make obser-' vations, =” iat Tapia fell into a deep crevice of ice. Rescued,| hours late, gangrene started in his frozen fing-| ers. To save his life, Kopellmann took scissors and cut off all of Tapia’s fingers. No anaesthetic. As Kopellmann cut, he inter- spersed the Lord’s Prayer with words of comfo! “Does it pain you much, comrade? * * * Hal- lowed by thy name * * * Thy will be done, on earth * * * It is finished, comrade, it is! finished!” Ti’disastér, prayer is man’s instinctive and only comfort. d HOME - pat A hermit named Romberg, at Dubuque, Iowa, had a lot of caged birds. State law against.cag-| ing song birds freed his pets. One, a Kentucky/ cardinal, refuses to leave its cage. That chge is home, and nothing looks quite as good to the car- dinal. oNees f i The home instinct is as powerful among animal life, all through nature, as among humans. Every form of animal life reaches the highest point of its; expression by establishing a home, with ma look-) ing after the kids and the housework, and pa bringing home the bacon. Don’t worry, home is one institution nothing can destroy. : EUROPE aR Italy is in worse shape than any other Euro- pean country. Inflation of prices, currency and/| wages is tremendous and the people are spending! all they make, says Arthur Reynolds, Chicago | banker, just returned from. abroad. | Reynolds says the Belgians are working hard, | have fine crops, and are rebuilding rapidly. He found French farmers frugal and industrious, but French city and factory people spending extrava- gantly and not over-fond of labor. . Germany, says Reynolds, is working harder | than any other European country. Shé is pro-| ducing goods at a third the cost of other nations, and her workmen are demanding longer hours; and more wages. peter ei This looks as if Germany and Belgium will re- ‘cover first. | i i | HOW DOLLAR GROWS Bank ads often say that if $1 had been placed | at compound interest in the year 1, it would have| grown, by now, to a sum bigger than all the ibill for a new hat.” '|would ‘hurt manufacturing in Allied countries. ‘A all countries), ‘served as commander in the 157th Field Artillery ‘service should be given equal recognition with ‘tween the two men some time ago, that was ;but in allowing the bod: igrow weak and lose its ‘defensive powers. \ “Are you keeping your body healthy ‘by‘fresh lair,,exercise and proper food? If so, don’t worry; ‘about germs. If not, select your doctor, CHAPLIN a The most foolish occupation in the world is| writing letters to celebrities. An absolute waste, of time, it does, however, give laughs to movie stars, ball players, pugilists and scandal figures. Occasionally one of these letters is a gem. An English lad lost his hat in the mob: that; stormed Charlie Chaplin when he arrived in Lon- don. His mother wrote Chaplin: “I enclose the Chaplin wrote back: “As result of the dem-| onstration, I am suffering from nervous collapse. I enclose a bill for $1000 for medical attendance.” | INDEMNITY France fears that Germany may have a finan- cial crash next spring. That would wreck the indemnity program. Rathenau, German business giant, wants to} avert the crash by stopping payment of repara- tions, in gold.and delivering, instead, actual goods. Germany cannot manufacture gold but. she can manufacture enough machinery and goods to meet her payments. But such a flood of commodities war is a loss, no matter who wins,, EDITORIAL REVIEW _ not “capress th pinion The tribe je opini al ted here in th ‘wides uf important cussed in the prese of ' ARMY AIR ROW The dissension and friction that have existed in the army air service for months have.come to a climax by the action of Major General Charles T. Menoher, who asked, to be relieved as chief of that service. From thé known trouble that has existed among the army fliers, it generally will be assumed that clashing policies, championed by the ranking officers of the.army fliers, are back of General Menoher’s request. General Menoher, although chief of the army air service, is a non-flying officer. Overseas he Brigade of the Rainbow Division, from its stand| at Chateau-Thierry’s defensive lines to the end of the war in the Argonne. The Menoher view has been that the “ground officers” of the air the: flying ‘officers in assignments to important! aviation commands. : General Menoher’s chief assistant is Brigadier) General William Mitchell, a flying officer,. who distinguished himself in the bombing tests of the Virginia Capes and who has fought persistently against the assignment of non-flying officers to high commands in the air service. The result has been constant friction and an open break be-| smothered cver through the good offices of Mr.} Weeks, secretary of War, General Mitchell also is a champion of the uni-| fied air service, a fighting arm that would rank equally with the army and the navy and be separ- ate and distinct from both the land and sea forces of the Nation. This has complicated the air ser- vice’s position and is ¢>btless somewhere in the background of the present trouble. As the chief business of the men of the air ser- | vice is to fly, to get into the air and stay there as|: long as possible on occasion, the Mitchell position seems to be the stronger. Flying is a new game, despite the accomplishments and the lessons Jearn- ed in the great war. It needs enthusiasm, plenty of experimentation, study and a willingness to go along with the “trail-and-error” method, if need be. Mitchell has been the champion of a vigorous policy. ' _To the non-technical mind of the non-military citizen, placing.the air service under the direction of a non-flying officer of the regular army is some- thing like assigning a veteran infantry leader to ly, the general health, to) ‘went to automopile construction. | Rim bolts should be tightened | evenly, f i Cuna has one motor Yehicle to oS NA ee levery 94 persons. f TT x. While railways in France keep to VAUDEVIDE EYAL ue REX j the left, vehicles keep on the right. The Marcus Lowe Road Show of four!” “pennsylvania has 231 highway con- acts of big time vaudeville and pic-' struction jobs on hand. tures will be the attraction at the Kex!” Tyrn to the side in stopping behin today. Time and Ward a sensational! ynother car, ms Eccentric Novelty act head the bill! Sudden stops in crowded traffic may while Tiller Sisters two charming ex-} yesult.in,a rear end smash. ponents of harmony and humor and! ‘The tan belt should ‘be neither too Will J. Event the Happy Hobe enter. ‘tight nor too lose. ° tains with songs and stories.,| Side car‘taxis have beqome popu- Christopher & Walton are one of the | tar in London. big laugh making acts of vaudeville.;'| Underinflation does more harm to Mary ‘Miles Minter in “The Little | the tire than overinflation. f Clown” will be the photo play feature. | Protect the knuckles with cotton or The kiddies of Santa Ana, Califor- | bld kid gloves. 2 nia, were deep in mourning one day || ‘While 81,103 new homes were built some weeks ago. Th circus had pass- | 1 1920, 93,121 new garages went up ed them bylzrge:, cay: | seu | during the same time:, What w: yatheir doss, however, will }| “Mo‘or foot” is a new’ ailment of be a gain t millions of other young- ; !notorists, from’ pressure on accelerat- sters, for the show-which would have | ©. sh Sit fei erformed before anly a few, hundred | In the last 26 years, 11,775,000 auto- Pi \ nee ae ‘ “1..| Mobiles have been made in America. in Santa Ana; will’now have a whole i . ‘ 4 ! Two million automobiles have been world of: children/‘annd.grown-ups as ‘hut oul otiusersince the beeinnl « Bt A Fy E ginning of its audiencé.” For when the circus in the auto industry. question cangelted ifs || Motorcycle ‘handlebars are installed date it di ; becausgeip had been ' on light automobiles in France. engaged in alart’s pic- || Pederal taxes alone, from automo- ture, “Th Clo’ Mary. bile owners, dealers and manufactur- Miles, Minter. is the 's Pro-| prs about to $148,720,800. duction, being “seen in)a partcularly() | fale’. as a ‘cireus orphan, “Toto,” ‘#. clown who to-her ‘since child:' In Ontario, an average of one farm tn every four has an automobile. |, The Ocean: Shore railroad in Cali- | fornia has abandoned its lines because {ef motor competition. |: Muffler explosions while the en- &ine is running indicate a missing spark plug. Look over your tool box tjo see that you have all necessary equipmont. ' A higher quality fuel is sold this year than last, the Bureau of Miues bas found. : | Hard riding is caused largely by neglect to keop the spring leaves lub- ticated. ¢ An auto owner in Rio Janiero’ must engage a fpotman to open the door, ¢ven though he has a chauffeur, AT THE BISMARCK It. isa very fitting title, “The Goat,” which Buster Keaton has ctosén for his latest Metro comedy, for in the Picture at the Bismarck Theater, the sombre-faced comedian manages to be truly the goat for\every sort of trouble that can happen—even in the movies. : From,the -time when the angle comedian takes his place in the long bread line, only to-find the man ahead of him’ getting the last loaf, until the final inning, when in a determined ef- fort to defy fate, he carries his startl- ed lady love into a store/which flaunts the inviting sign, “you furnish the girl, we furnish the home,” the com- edy never lags. | it is fast. and furious, with that sort of spontaneous humor which marks the Keaton smile reels as sure laugh getters, As in his’ other two-rec! mirthquakes, Keaton has given to “THe Goat” many mechanical novel- ties which keep patrons wondering what is going’ to happen next and which part of the building or scenery will eventually prove to. be something} entirely different from ‘what it ap-! pears. ' The coast and. geodetic survey ‘is the first scientific bureau organized by the United States. Death from lceplessness, due to beating the victim’s soles, is one form of punishment for murder in China. The primitive weights and measures of the Chinese were made of jade. THE ELTINGE - ; “Courage” with Naomi Childers and) Sam DeGrasse in the! léading roles is showing at the Eltinge today and ti- morrow. It is an adaptation of Androw ; Soutar's powerful novel of the same! name. Naomi Childers has the role; of the plucky little wife whose wrong: : ly imprisoned husband directs a great; industry. fnom behind his bars and helps his country in the winning of a war. (He is released when the real| culprit canfesses, and the courage of his: wife is-rewarded not alone by her ' reunion with her husband but also by' the happy culmination of the romance of, their son. Others in the cast of: this Associated First National attrac- tion are Lionel Belmore, Adolph Men- jou, Alec B. Francis, Ray Howard, Gloria ‘Hope and Charles Hill Mailes Kinograms, News of the World and} Topics of the Day are on the same: program. | * MOTOR CARFACTS |, —e! Don't race the motor. - ! Test the wheels for side play. Rock the car to get it out of a rut.: Try to keep your cye an even dis-) tance ahead, to prevent eye strain. ' The average length of a car’s ser- | vice is about six, years, Tires are “gummiringers” dinavian countries. ‘ Do not fold down the top when it‘ jis damp or wet. i Remove stains in the top by good! castile soap and water. ' : A. trans@anadian highway from! coast to coast is being planned. | Wo not give mud spots a chance to} dry. ; ba | Auto trucks ‘caried 1,200,000,000 tons in Scan- Money in the world. } ‘Bhat. must .have caught. the.eye.of. Alfred -V.! the command of f& battle erdiser’“ Philadelphi Ledger P erdiser:L iladelphia a ee of freight during 1920. ~~ ‘Out of 41,000,000 tons of steel pro- ‘ = | duced in 1920,- more than 1,000,000 | sembly room. Child Conservation league of this city. The following officers wore elected: | - CFS & a) ‘are, interested in, ‘follows: [EVERETT TRUE _ BY CONDO | BY SWAN { POOH!-t DONT Cea HAFTA -ANYMORE— ™ AT TING ; SATURDAY! | 0 {SAINT PAUL MA ; bent over. MONDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1921. WALKED FLOOR HOURS AT TIME 'Huirahe Says He Suffered After | Every Meal—Feels Fine. Now All The Time { Gb shi “There’s no doubt about it—Tanlac jdelivers the goods,” said Trinidad Huirahe, 319 East Seventh St. St. Paul,, Minn., a well known packing + - ; house employe. ' “Lt had gotten to the place where I | couldn't eat a single meni without suf- i fering for hours afterwards. My kid-, | Neys bothered me a lol and my back {felt like it would break in two if 1 I couldn’t sieep at nigh: and often woujd get out of bed ani walk the floor for hours. “I feel like a different man since taking Tanlac. My digestion is per- fect, my kidneys are regular again ana I just feel fine all the time. Nobody who suffers like I did can ‘make a mis- take in taking Tanlac.” : “Tanlac is sold by leacing druggists j everywhere.” Adv, 1 ———————eEe———————————— James Skjod has returned to his home at Valley City. Mr. and, Mrs. J. C. Iverson had as their guests over the week end, Mrs. . P. Wick and Mrs. Charles Weible of New Salem. if sere eT Rev. W. R:iMorris, a pioneer Metho: - dist minister i the state, is visiting : hig daughter, Mrs. W. R. Thatcher. § Mrs. Frank Thompson of Albert Lea, Minn., is a guest at the home of her uncle, H. E, Hagerman, ‘Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Reynolds have gone to Glendive Mont., for a visit \ with friends, Y < Dr. J. P. Aylen of Fargo is a guest o———____—_____—_ ___—*| at the hame of his son, Dr. W. @ | MANDAN NOTES _||4v10 ee i ——6 Parent-Teacher : . | Association Formed At Teachers Reception | frame | The recc3tion to the teaching staff of the Mandan public schools and the formation of the Parent-Teachers as-| sociation was attended by over 100 Friday evening at the high school as- The meeting was sponsored by the} President, Mrs. Chas. McDonald; Vice; ‘resident, Mr. E. W. Peterson; Secre- | tary-Treasurer, Mrs. R. W. Shinno-s. | A total of 91 members. were’ signed. up forthe association and many oth- ate expected. toenroll, soon, All : work-of the Is ate eligt| children’fn the‘city’ schoo! ble’to membership. >= »> Payee The evening opened: with a musical prograny: which was followed by a talk by B, A- Ripley, president of the school | hoard. . The musical numbers were as; iPiar solo, Grande Valse Caprice, H. Englemann, “Mrs, Winifred Chaffin; Vocal solo, It. Seems to -Me,... Francis, Lloyd, Mrs. O.°M. ‘Larson; -Romarks, Mrs. L, N; Cary; Vocal solo, Good Bye Summer, Frank Lyons, Mrs. F. W. Fitsimmons; ‘Piano solo, Mendelsgohn,. Miss ‘Helen - Stabler; Remarks, W. A. Ripley. | Mrs..JS P. ‘Hess, chairman, Mrs. H. ‘S. Russell, Mrs. Roy Countryman and Mrs. H. S. Walters were chosen to} draw up the constitution for the as sociation. DELEGATION FROM MERCER i COUNTY AT NATIONAL SHOW | Word has been received in Mandan from: County Agent Fixe of . Mercer, county, that E..A. Karges, Dr. L. D. Eastman and Gust Lindquist will join, ‘Morton county's delegation to the Na- tional Dairy Show. In addition he stated several from his section would go down ahead of the special train giving them advance time to attend to private businegs. Grant Palmer, who has been a guest | at the home of his son, Harold Palm-; er, at Exeter, Cal., for the past month, | has returned to Mandan. 0. J. Manderud, who came -to Man-| dan to attend the funeral of Mrs.; WASHING — . THROWING , WATER FROM! ! sp HANDS. > i | } Scherzo, |, spring. | Old King Coal calls ior his gold. Russia wants to be up and chewing, Will Hays advocates address reform, The way of the transgressor is bar- red. t i ‘ A movie ig'a long kiss’ preceded by a ploteeo ss Men’s fall hats are fell, So are the prices. i f The human rate to build warships isn’t human. Those “who weigh their words find them wanted.- + 2 The proper. chaser for moonshine {s an antidote. & Some husbands leave jiome because two is a crowd. “Kills “Waiter” — headline. Dumb’ waiter, perhaps! Tell Fatty Arbuckle pcople hang on a jury’s words, A groom is the one puor fish that’s glad he is caught. “Mail robberies decreasing!” Have oil stock circulars been barred? “Can school teachers marry?” asks a subscriber. Some eau, some;gan' “Where is hell?” asks a preacher. Ask any congressman; he has caught it. Professor Loeper says eating garlic will prevent old age. Kills them young? The Girl Next Door says: “Why not go bare kneed? Don't we have knee caps?” Civilized nations that forget the “civtl” and. stress the “lize” get ina “d" bad fix. Harding’s _ numerous trips are a matter cf habit; as a newspaper pub- lisher he believes in a wide circula- tion. “Peach crop is small this:-year’—- news item. Probably nipped. by the frost because of clothes shortage ia It all comes out in the hash. War never pays; but it collects. Business falls before the charge of the railroads. “Knickerbockers” is smgular; they look that way. There’ not much use in smiling ii ycu don’t brush your teeth. This is the age of specialists;: es- pecially nerve specialists. Many movie actors can’t afford a new divorce suit this fall, Some wives stay broke because-theiz husbands get up first. : ¢ “There seems to have been 40. quarts in the Arbuckle case. . Two can live as cheapiy as one, but they never look the same, * Some wives motto: “If at first you | don’t succeed, cry, cry again.” A New York man hit his wife with ja chair and she turned the tables ow him. “ Take a tip from the man who pro- noutices it “busyness,” He gets it that way. ‘ Sats) Bi