The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 1, 1921, Page 7

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1921 i i \ 1 ows CLASSIFIED A __ HELP WANTED—MALB ELECTRICITY TAUGHT BY EX- perts.—Earn - while. you learn at home. Lessons Free. Your Success guar- anteed and position secured. Write today. Chicago Bnginesring Works, 1800 Sunnyside, Chicago. - 1 RE A DETECTIVE—Big pay; easy work; great demand everywhere; experience unnecessary; we show you all; free particulars: write WAGNER, 186 E, 79th St., New York. At MEN WANTED—For Detective\work. Experience unnecessary. Write J. Ganor, former U. S. Gov’t Detective, St, Louis. 10- HELP WANTED--PEMALE NURSES WANTED—By Class A ac- credited hospital giving three year ‘course. Uniforms furnished, also liberal allowance. For informaiton, write I. E. GREENWOOD, SUPT. GARFIELD PARK HOSPITAL, _Chicago, Ill. 10-1-1t LADY OR GENTLEMAN WANTED— To sell sickness, accicent and health insurance, Attractive side lines and liberal commissions. ~ Write 283 _Tribune Co. 4-1 WANTED—Woman for —_generai house work for family of three. Apply in. person. 315 Washington _ Ave. 10-1-3t. WANTED—Girl for general house work. Call between the hour of 6:00 and 7:00 p. m,, 216 9th St. North. __, |. 9-26-1-w WANTED—Competent girl for gener- al house work. Phone.906, 9-30 tf FOR SALLY. OR BENT ____ HOUSES AND FEATS FOR SALE—One and one-half story frame house, one bed-room upstairs, five roomg.and bath downstairs; fire place, maple floors; thoroughly mod- ern; lot 50x140; east tiont on paved street. Located in best part of city. Price $5,500, with terms. Posses- sion 30 days. Let us show you this pretty home. D. T, Owens & Co. pea eee ie ee FOR SA&LE—Partly modern 2-room house on fine 50-foot’ lot for $1,000, on terms; partly modern 4-room house, with: hardwood floors, cellar, porch, lights, water, well located, for $1,700, and partly modern 6- room house, well located, for $2,200, on terms. Geo. M. Register. 9-27-1w FOR SALE—By owner, modern. house with six rooms and bath. Full base- ment, large screened-in porch; a first class garage, with cement floor. Four blocks from. postoffice. Will consider car in deal. 10 East Main. _Phone 212-J._ 9-2-tf FOR SALE—One story four-room house on 25 foot lot, ciose in; water and sewer. Price, 8750; part casn. This is a bargain.. D. T. Owens & Co. 9-24-tf FOR RENT—Modern furnished apar:- ment for housekeeping. Apply 1100 Broadway. Also three unfurnished rooms, clean, 1016 Broadway. » FOR SALB at once by owner, ter heated bungalow, close:in;’ heat ed garage. _ Address P.O. Box 335, Bismarck, 9-30-1w FOR RENT—Light — housekeeping apartment, fully equipped.: Phone| 9-6-8]. 404-. Geo. W. Little. FOR RENT—One three and one: four room unfurnished flat. Call at 801 _ ist. 10-1-tf. FOR RENT—Five-room house. °“In- quire 214 5th St: 10-1-2t i iS FOB SENT FOR RENT—Rooms, single or in suite of four furnished for sleeping or housekeeping at prewar prices. Two blocks from McKenzie Hotel; 423 Front St. 10-1-1t FOR RENT—Two rooms suitable: for light housekeeping, or can be used as bedrooms, in modern house, close to high _school.,and capitol. Phone 339W, 9-23-tf Fe SSS Sa ROOM FOR RENT—Modern, furnish-|' ed room, suitable for two, 2 blocks from Post Office. Phone 658-J, or call at 201 Ist St. 10-1-3t ROOMS FOR RENT—Three rooms, can be single or double. House mod- ern; rates reasonable, at 414 7th. 9-29-3t FOR RENT—Furnished room with board with private family. . Call at _ 409 5tl 3 929-3 FOR RE! , light, and -wa- | ter furnished. 18 Main St. West.’ Phone 503-J. f 9-30-1w. FOR RENT—Furnished room for light housekeeping, 722 5th St. Phone A85R 9-28 FOR RENT—Room in modern. house, five blocks from post office. Phone we pe Fe ee eO ie FOR Furnished room suit- able for two gentlemen. 301 4th St. 10-1-3t FOR RENT—Two “room «apartment _ partly funrished. Business College. a ea ee FOR RENT—Room. 321 8th St. 9-30-3t BUSINESS CHANCES DOCTOR WANTED—Good opening fo: doctor; 40-mile territor;; good prac- tice; cam buy part or-all in drug store. Rott Drug Ca, Lehr, N. D. Hi} 9-16-2w Electrical Book and Proof |, ‘LW | _ BUSINESS DIRECTORY™ OVERTISEMENTS SALESMAN, EVERYBODY EATS EVERY DAY— ¥ou can handle Sugar, Flour, Can- ned Goods, Dried Fruit, Coffee and entire line af groceries, as well as Paints, Roofing, Aluminum’ Ware and, Automobile Oils, with no rent to’ pay; no monty invested; take large orders from samples. Goods afe guaranteed and proven quality. ‘Selling experience not necessary. Steady, profitable work for “work- ers”, Address HITCHCOCK-HILL CO., Dept. 164 Chicago, Ill. ference: Any Bank or Express Co. z 10-1-1t |TS'WANTEO A 30 MILLION DOLLARS TO BE DIVIDED—More than $100 weekly | > EASY, to Ford owners, demonstrat- ing Cgtaract Water Pumps for Ford ‘cars and trucks. ” Positively guaranteed to prevent over heat- ing and. freezing. Eliminates $0 per cent of engine trouble. Ford owners and dealers regard the Cataract a standhtd Ferp pait. New, not overdone. Easily install- ed without mechanical skill. Ex- clusive territory for Agents and county Distributions. Big profits. Sells for~$12. Will send demon- tion you pay for it in one hour’s work. Ask your banker, Dun or Bradstreets about us. Act quickly. Full information in first letter. ~Cataract Mfg. Co., Milwaukee, Wis. Son ect eaeese me AGILE AGENTS—Big ‘money taking orders overcoats, pants, blankets direct from Woolen Mill to wearer. No deliveries. No captial required. A knockout.’ Donahue made $27 first day. Complete outfit free. TAY-' LOR, WELLS, 2740 N. Paulina, Chicago. 10-1-1t AGENTS WANTED — DUPLEX TRANSFORMERS _ needed on ev- ery auto. Save gas. Easily sold. Ex- elusive distributors wanted. Low prices. Big profits. . Address PRESIDENT, 2273, ‘Sta. C., Omaha, Neb, f 10-1-1t NO DULL TIMES IN FOOD BUSI- NESS. .Péople must eat: Pleasant dignified woyk paying $20.00 to $75.00. weekly. for man . or. woman in each locality. No experience or capital required. FEDERAL PURE FOOD CO., 2309 Archer, Chicago. SER fe 10 ‘1-1t AGENTS—$6 to $12 a day easy; 350 Light-weight, fast selling popular priced necessities; Food . Flavors, Perfumes, Soaps, Toilet Prepara- tions. etc. Agents Outfit Free; write today, - quick, now. American } Products Co., 4746 American’ Blde. Cincinnati, Ohio. = 10-1, 1t AGENTS—Make . $75.00 weekly sell- ing guaranteed hosiery. We guarantee $36.00 weekly,’full time. 5c an hour spare time. © Experi- ence unnecessary. Perfectwear Hosiery, Darby, Pa. 10-1-1t UTOMOBILES — MOTORCYCLES FOR SA: -A snap, ‘vrolet touring “Gar; priced to sell. Call at 518 6tb St, after 6:30 P. M. 9-27-1w FOR SALE—Two new Chevrolet Tour- ing cars at a bargain. O. n. Gar- age. 9-29-1w SALE—Ford Sedan in first cl condition. Phone 172 or call 615 1st St. : 9-29-3¢ FARM FOR SALE—I own. and opetate (but do not live on place) a splendid 270-acre farm close to county seat town of 3,000, corn and dairy belt. southern Minnesota; fruit and walnut trees: large brick house; large barn; hog house; brick silo; corn crib; granary, garage; children attend city schools; on State highway, rich” black - soil; smooth land; alfalfa feild; lot of woven’ wire fencing; considerable’ tiling; good place to raise full blooded _ stock (150 Hampshire hogs now on farm); beautiful grove. An ideal place for a home, and should be owned and occupied by someone who would ap- preicate a. place of this.kind. Will accept: good farm mortgage small farm or cheap land as first pay- ment good terms on balance. Only 75 miles to splendid grain and stock markets of Minneapolis and St. Paul. Somebody is going to materially benefit his condition by delaing for this farm. Investigate this. John T. Mullen, President (Farmers and Merchants State Bank, Litchfield, Minnesota. : 10-1-2¢ “TWENTY ACRES AND PLENTY” FREE book about Florida. Tells the truth. Monthly payments, easy terms. Orange groves _ planted. Sylvester E. Wilson, Dept. T 321, Orlando, Fx. 10-1 FARM FOR SAUUR—% scree rear Fer- gus Falls, Minn; $590 cosh. hetanc to suit purchaser. Cai! 8’ 9-74.63 __ BOARDERS WANTEN WANTED—Table boarders at % St.. Mrs. Anderson. y FOR EXCHANGE. WANTED TO EXCHANSE—Two story six room house, full }zsement, fur- nace heat, fire plac2, maple floors; lot’ 75x140, with garage, trees, east front, paved street, for _a_modern WEBB BROTHERS ee Undertakers Embalmers _ Funeral Direetors Licensed Embalmer in Charge © DAY PHONE 246 NIGHT PHONES 246-887 PERRY UNDERTAKING PARLORS © Licensed‘Embalmer in Charge 2 Day Phone 100 Night. Phone 100 or 687 ————S—S—S——————*—_T>_Z£[*—={[[][]{={[{=_"BDA77~™~~EAEEBa BISMARCK FURNITURE COMPA 220 MAIN STREET SAAR Upholstered Furniture Made te Order Re-| strator for $8. Under our direc- | WILBUR DO You - STILE LOVE ME ? ¥ HOW DO. You KNOW THAT You WiLL ALWAYS. LOVE MEP. { | MISCELLANEOUS FINAL CUT IN WEAR-U-WELL SHOE PRICES—Good quality Men’s dress and work shoes $2,98. All shoes in our branches ,reduced in price, For Sale in Bismarck by John ‘Blinderman 310-13th St. ie 9-26-1w. HEMSTITCHING AND PICOTING attachment works on all sewing machines; price, $2; checks 10c extra. Light’s Mail Order House, Box 127; Birmingham, Ala. .10-1-1t TRUNKS—Bags, Suitcases. Why pay two. middlemen profits? Buy from Factory direct. Send for .Free Catalog. ACRE TRUNK & Bag _Factory, Spring Ve t FIRST CLASS 0! ng pressings repairing, dyeing. ladies’ and men's clothing, Eagle Tailoring @ Hat Works. phone 68, opposite 18: RI on. cleaning, re- and remodeling me) igie Tatloriug & Hat Works, » opposite Postoffice. FOR SALE—Large oak library table, full size, Vermis Mariin bed, Alaska Refg., 90-1b. capacity. 410 3rd. St. _Call after 6 P. 10-1-1w FOR SALE CHEAP—Bed, dresser, commode, and a lot ofiodds and ends of household goods, “Call 318 8th St. Phone 603-M. ” 9-29-3t FOR SALE—Spring chickens, dressed or. alive; delivered if desired. Her- man Qde. Phone’364-J. _9-29-3t FOR SALE—Practicaliv new Cong wm Tug, 9x12. Call 206 E. Tayer, _Phon ene OU FOR SALE—Horse, buggy and har- ness. John Gussner, 305 12th St. § 9-30_ lw. FOR ‘SALE—Choice Canary Singers, Jacob Bull, Dickinson, N. D. 9-27-Lw FOR RENT—Office space on ground floor, Phone 798, 9-1T-tf ——————————————— os lifeboat’ made of basket. work-has been invented by a Rotterdam man. bdlockin, hats, Phone RUT, TEACHER, NN POD = THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE DOINGS OF THE DUFF WHY OF COURSE |. DO , DORIS - MORE THAN EvER' WE WILL ALWAYS, BE AS ONE. NO |’ MATTER WHAT NoBUTS’ aBauT iy) | Baal TRECKLES- LEASE ) TALE VouR ° eee, ce AND. » Mush and Milk HAPPENS -, ‘State of: Burleich, Sudici: North” Dako! County ‘of In t.: Fourth William Francis H. Register, aad egister, plaintiffs, ys. Nettie Young, Roy T. Kline. Fannie stro, Bernb ard A, Kennepohi, the Broz vident Life ana Trust Philadelphia. Pa. a corpo! other persons unknown estate or tnterest in or lien or brance upon the prope! the complaint, defendants. -State of North Dakota to the above named defendapts: 3 You and eae uf you are hereby sum- moned to answer thé complaint in this action, which has been filed in the o fice of the clerk of the above named court, and to serve # copy of your ans- wer to said complaint-upon the sub- scribers at. their, office in the city. of ismarck, in sald) Burleigh ty within thirty days latter ‘Ui of this summons of failure to appear, ment will be taken ag: y fault for the*relief “demanded complaint, aC} Dated at, Biw kiN. 27th day of August. A. D. F. H. Register and Geo. Attorneys for Office and post offic Webb Block, Bismarck, ice 5 To the defendants’ above named ‘You will please:take notice th: above entitled action relates to the fol- lowing described real property in the county: of Burleigh, North Dakota, namely: Lots nun Five (5).Six (6), Seven (7) and (8)' in Block number Seventy (70) McKenzie & Coffin’s Addition to the city of ‘Bismarck in said Burleigh County. That the purpose of tl tion is to determine a to. said Real property and to title in the same in the plaintiffs he: in and that+no personal claim against any of,the above name fendants, Dated August 27th., 1921. F. H, Register and Geo. M. Re Attorneys for Pla 5 eel k, North Dakota, 9-10-1724, s State of North Dakota, County of Borleigh,.1n “District Court. Fourth Jugical District. #armers & Merchants State Bank of Néw Ulm, a corporation, plaintiff. vs. Jelde Jelden, defendant. State of North Dakota to the.above WILL You ALWAYS | LOVE ME , HONEY ? GUESS WE’D: BETTER CUT OUT THE Mush. SturF! on file in the office of the clerk af! court, and to serve a copy f Sone swer upon the subscribers within’ thirty days after the servi upon you, exclusive of the day of se d'in case of your answer, judgment gainst’ you by default for the r ef demanded in the complaint. Dated this 10th day NEWTON, 9—10-17-24, 10—1 T0 THE POLICYHOLDERS OP ‘THE PRUDENTIAL INSURANCE COMPANY OF AMERICA NOTICE is hereby given that a meeting of the holders of THE PRUDENTIAL INSURANCE COMPANY OF AMERICA will:be held at the Home. Office of said Com- REny Ja the City of Newark, New Jersey, an jonday, the Filth day of December, 1921, at twelve o'clock noon, for the purpose ofeelect- ing four persons to be voted for bythe policy. holders’ Trustes as members of the Board of Di he annual election of Directors be held on the Ninth day of January, 1! ‘At auch meeting every policyholder of the eorporation who is of the ago of twenty-one Fahy ‘upwards and whose policy has been force (or at least one ycar last past shall be entitled to cast one vote in person or by proxy. FORREST. F. DRYDEN, President irectors at t! ef the Company, ‘| NOTICE OF MORTGAGE Z \ | FORECLOSURE SALE Default having occurred in the con- ditions of the mortgage heréinatt described, NOTICE IS HERE! 2 GI EN, that that certain mortgage, ex- ecuted and delivered by Geo, F, Nelson and Annie Nelson, his wife, mortgagors, to Mary Hanson, mortgagee, dated the 22nd day of January, 1918, and filed for record in the office of the register of deeds in the county of Burleigh and state of North Dakota, on the 1dth day+ of February, 1918, and: recordeed in Book 147 of Mortgages, on page 211, will be foreclosed by a sale of the premises in such mortgage and herein- atter described, at the front door of the courthouse at Bismarck, in. the county of Burleigh and state of North Dakota, at the hour of ten o'clock A. son the 11th, day of October, 1921, to satisfy the amount. due upon such mortgage on. the day of sule. The premises described in such mortgage and which will be sold to satisfy the same are situate In Burleigh County, North Dakota, and described as fol- lows, towit: The North: the Southeast Quarter (NE/1-4 of SE 1-4), and the South Half of the South- east’ Quarter (S 1-2 of SE 1-4), and the Southeast Quarter of the Southwest Quarter (SE 1-4 of SW 1-4), of Section Twenty-six (26), Township One Hun- dred Forty-one (141) North, of Rani venty-cight (78) West of the 5th P. and the West Half: of abode a named defendant: west Quarter (W 1-2 of SW 1-4), You are hereby summoned to answer/the Southwest Quarter of Northwest the complaint in this action, which is| Quarter (SW 1-4 of NW 1-4), of Section — i 2 GO OME: Not at All Accommodating! By Blosser 1S THAT You® REDORT Pe. CARD. Vou MANE TUERE, FOECKLES 2 TTOLD TW TEACHER NOU WOULDN'T BE, BUT ‘TH OLD Goose wuz Too STUBBORN T’ 21, : ie MARY HANSON, Morteagee. Newton, Dullam & Young, ALIENS: Attorieys for Borteget, | ismarel ith Dakota. DEAR. | 9-B-20-17-24 1 15, |; at close: - Grass beef steers, $4 to T ty dred Forty-o Seventy-eight (78) M, containing 320 acres, more or less. There will. be due on such mortgage at the day of sale the sum of $34 besides the ‘costs and disbursen and expenses of this foreclosure, Dated this 2nd day of September, | svaTeyt 1E Ov } MANAGEM Phe UB AY REQUIRED HAC SONGRESS OF AUGUST’ 24, 1921. ly at Bismarck, North Daxota, Oct. 1, 1921. STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA, County of Burleigh, ss. Before me, a Notary in and for the ‘State and county'aforesaid, personally ‘appeared Geo. D, Mann, who having j been duly sworn according to law, de- | posed and says that he is the Publish- i of the Bismarck Tribune and that |the fouowing is, to the best of his | Knowledge and beliéf, a true state-, iment of the ownership, management | (and if-a daily paper, the circulation), otc, of the aforesaid publication for the ‘date’ shown in the’ above caption, re- quired: by the Act of August 24, 19 embodied’ in section 443, Postal: La) and Regulations, printed on the reverse of this form, to wit: 1, hat the names and addresses of the publisher, editor, managing editor, and business managers are: _Pubitener, Geo, D, Mann, Bismarck, D. ditor, Wm. S. Neal Bismarck, N, D. aging Editor, Geo. D. Mann, Bis- rek, N. D, Business Manager, Geo, D. Mann, Bis- marck, N. D, | ‘That ‘the owners” are: (ive and addresses of individial ‘or, if a corporation, give name and the names and adarcieca os Stockhalders owning or holding 1 per [cent or more of the total. amount of stack, Geo. D. Mann, Preident. Beatrice Mann, Secretary and Trea- surer, Minnie Coulter, Vice President. 3. ‘Phat the known ‘bondholders, mortgagees, and other security holders ‘ning ov holding 1 per. cent or more ief total amount of bonds, mortgages, or oth i ‘. Northern Trust Co., Fargo, N. D. 4. ‘That the two paragraphs next above, giving the names of the owners ‘stockholders, and security /holders, if any, contain not only'the list of stock- holders and security holders as they appear upon the books of the comneny Hit ‘also, in cases where the stockhold- err security holder appears upon the books of the company. as trustee or in y other fiduciary relation, the name of the person or corporation for whom such trustee is acting, is gfven; also that the said two paragranhs contain statements embracing @affiant’s full knowledge and belief as to the circum- stances and itions under which stockholders and security holders who do not appear upon the books of the trustees, hold stock and y other than that nd this. affiant to believe that any rson, assoviation. cor orati iy interest direct or indirect in the said stock, honda: or ether securi- ties than as so stated by him. | the average number of j issue of thix publication \s r distributed, through the mails | ‘0 paid subseribers during nths preceding awn ahove is 3684, his’ information is require | daily publications only.) ned from G, D, MANN, ed Before me securties are: on the date Sworn to and onbe: this: 1st, day of Oct.-192 FRANK C. ELLSW i My commission expires ov. a ————— MARKETS | cet WHEAT SLIDES, ‘0, Oct. 1.—Wheat was on th downgrade at the opening ei showing an early decline of about 11-2 cents. Heavy Canadian move- ments, increase of stocks at Minne- ¢° > Bismarck: .'Tribiiie '/ published ° PAGE SEVEN as Se WITH THE ¢ His Gain. “She declined to marry him after all.” “IT suppose he’s heartbroken.” “I don’t think so. He says things worked out all right. He asked for a raise In pay, thinking he was about to get married, and received it, and se he’s that inuch ahead of the game.” Argument Didn’t Work, ing Charlotte In the hall? Hi Professor—Did I? Really, I do not know a thing about it—I must have) been absent-minded when I did it? Wite—Huh! ‘4t’s very seldom you fre so absent-minded toward me!—’ Kasper (Stockholm), A Clear Distinction, “The Blanks and the Browne are | both newly rich, but they don’t asso- | ciate.” 2 “Why not?” “The Blanks feel above the Browns. ‘They made their money In refined sugar, while! the Browns made theirs In crude oil.” Discreet Statesman. “Senator Snortswortby seems to have the gift of oratory.” “It's a gift acquired under protest.” “How ig that?” “If, Senator Snortsworthy had his shoe and the high sign and never open his mouth in public.” Cheering Thought. He (gloomily)—“I’m afraid It’s no muse; your father has such an aversion to me.” She—“Don’t worry, dear. He has a still greater aversion to paying my bills.” Still Going Thru: It. Wife—You .said you would go through fire and water for me, Hub—Well, haven't 1? The two combined mike hot water, and good- ness knows you've kept “me going through that, SUCH IS LIFE He: I’ve spent fifteen unhappy years with you. % She: Yes, but you've never spent apolis and professiouul liquidation combineti to make sentiment. bearish December started 3-4 cents lower at | $1.19'3-4 to $1.20 and May 1-2c lower at $1.25 1-4, but a slight rally fal- lowed. MINNEAPOLIS GRAIN, Minneapolis, Oct. 1.—Wheat re- ceipts, 369 cars, compzred with 494 cars a year ago. Cash No, 1 northern, $1.391-8 to4 $1.42 1-8; December, $1.301-8; May. st Quarter of | $1.30, earn No. 3 yellow, 41 cents ‘nomi- Oats No.’2 white, 303-3, to 313-8 |. cents, Barley, 39 to 55. ats No, 2, 891-2 to 30 1-2 cents. Flax No. 1, $1.87 to $1.89. | ST. PAUL LIVESTOCK. ; South St. Paul, Oct. 1—Cattle re- | ceipts, 500. Compared with week ago ‘best lightweights, corn-fed steers steady to strong. Cutters and bologna | bulls steady. \ Veal calves mostly 5) jcents iower. Best lights to nackers, 19 to 9.50. Stockers an! feeders most- ly 25 to 50 +cents lower. Quotations $6.50. Bulk, $4.75 to $5.75. Butcher | She-stock, $3.50 to $6 Bulk, $3 to | $4.50. Canners and cutters, $2 to $3 | Bologna bulls, $2.75 to $4.75. Stocker: ; and feeders, $3.50 to 4. Bulk, $ | to $5. | Hog receipts, 400. Steady to strong with yesterday's average. Range, $ i | to $7.60. Bulk, $6.25 to $7.50. Desir- | able feeding pigs up to $8. | Sheep receipts, 1,409. Comparca with week, ago, practically steady on | natives and Dakota lambs and sheep. | Western feeding lamb: about steady. MINNEAPOLIS FLOUR Minneapolis, Oct, 1—Flour unchang- ted to 20 cents lower. In carload lots {family patent quoted at $8.10 to $8.25 ‘a barrel in 98-pound cottom sacks. | Shipments. 68,038 barrels. Bran $13 to $14. A ; \ ———_—_—_= CHICAGO LIVESTOCK |’ Chicago, Oct. 1—Cattle receipts 500. | Compared with week ago $1.00 lower to 50 cents higher. |. Hog reseipts 4,000. Steady to | strong. | Sheep receipts 5,000. All classes | about steady. BISMARCK GRAIN (Furnished by Russell-Miller Co.) Bismarck, Oct. 1. | No. 1 dark northern. . | No. 1 amber durum | No. 1 mixed. durum. | No. 1 red’ durum. » 1 flax . 2 fas . 157] . 2rye.. » 70 EAT WH YOU RUN. | London, Oct. 1—A syndicate has | been formed to put coffee stands on + London's streets, at which soup, fish, | sweets and cheese also wiil be served. | Collapsible chairs will be placed in ‘front for those who have time to tarry. | 1uevie actor: | plies in time of ¥ many unhappy dollare on me. The Vamp.) A vampire hath a gaze jntense, Bhe doesn’t think or read much. Some say she has but little sense— But then she doesn't need much. A Discouraging Impression. “People don’t read Dickens as much as they used to.” : “No,” replied Miss Cayenne. “The illustrations In most Dickens publica- tlons discourage a reader at the, out-° set, They show people whose clothes are so terribly out of style.” No Self.Flattery. “Are you.a servant of the people?” “No,” reylied Senator Sorghum; “4 don’t feel that way about it. While I enjoy a fair measure of confidence and esteem, nobody, thing of making the complimentary. fuss over me that 1s made over a good servant.” That’s Why He Was Sick! Physiclan—I'm_ sorry, six, but we can’t quite be sure as to what Is wrong. with your. arterial system: unless we put you under the X-ray. Publisher—That’s all right. I never made any secret of my circulation.—| Science. and Invention. Reticence of the Genuine. “Do the boys in Crimson Gulch shoot t the way they used to?” replied Cactus Joe. “Us des- peradoes are all tamed down. afraid to get out in the street and act reckless for No Room for Question, “Yoyr husband plays cards a great! deal.” “Yes,” sald- young Mrs. Torkins, “Is he a breadwinner?” “He was..last night. They used crackers and ginger snaps for poker chips.” + Different Now. Mrs. A.—Marriage certainly changes ® man. Mrs. B.—Doesn't it? Take my hus- band—he used te offer me a penny for my: thoughts, and: mow he offers me $50 to shut up. $ Preparatory Training. “Johnny.” sald the teacher reprov- ingly, on led most of the words fn your ca ition.” “Yes. Tin going to he a dialect writer.” Certain species ¢ that refuse to shi their food sup- B.S. ENGE, D.C. Ph. C Chisopracter Consultation Free - Suite ®. 11—Lucas Blech—Phoms 308 We're] way, he'd depend entirely on the gum- - | | ar we'll be mistook. for} | | | ri Ast Wife—What. did you mean. by kiss: | 1