The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 2, 1921, Page 4

eNO rUUN THEBIS MA RC K T R I B UN Blond eink MOntHS were spent in prison. He looks | sats -~ | back at 59 years of crime—and finds that less than Entered at the Postoffic y \ HERES: Biel ae os Clans marcy N. D., as Second sven of these years 'weré spéttt’'ih freedom, out- SEORGEIDUMANN : : : | side prison walls. * Uther Nes atte) TE RAVSIEN Ropreaeltal les | Once and for all time, this answers the ques- G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY tion, “Does crime pay ?” | Emphatically, it does not pay, says Conlin. Editor CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. ! PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH i NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein, are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION not been in vain if he can get his message to young ‘Americans who are contemplating crime or al- veady have started on the downward path. This is Conlin’s message: “Young man, think for one moment; study my ‘few lines and draw out the truth of crime and then Daily by carrier, per year $7 ‘ y = rane Bai “7.20 for it, only prison life. Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) Broken down in health, Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck). . 5.00 crippled and to come out after you are almost; Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota...... THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) ready to meet your resting place, a potter's field, | «i> | CENSORED IMPORTANCE Beautiful Hope Hampton, in a one-piece seal-\ 5 |skin bathing suit, is displayed in a movie “educa- That the French government and pcople ar tional” film F, ‘ impressed with the momentous possibilities in-' New York censors ordered it cut out. They volved in the Washington disarmament confer-| giant object to the one-piece suit. But the scene ence, is-indicated by the announcement that Pre- | was labeled “Atlantic City.” Hence, reasoned | tn Sa a arated Hen Ce hot the censors, it’s a violation of the Atlantic City a veer ah ca iy Ga su law regulating what charming ladies must wear ielah ba ia ; on the beach. Seu gee Ajab anasteied bates ana! Fe" intricate reasoning, the movie censors win Italy will take the French cue and send delegation: the corks anchor headed by their premiers and thus avoid-the dis-| advantage of being .outranked. } we 4 And it would not be surprising if Japan decided | " . that the advantage of being represented at Wash- hash Nhuae ity fee a tade Ee ington by its highest responsible official, capable |i) kiddies cious more about? Linedih’-and. the ale ea decisions, outweighed all other Civil War’ than they know about Cromwell and 3 + elson. ee Wars will end when nationa thoroughly know ihe lion’s ae eh now being sold inl other il human beings like oreien a. ee: “ Eee lovies will spread that knowledgé. They make rete coast states'is from German and Belgian |, ‘éawtiole world kin: d That’s because freight rates from eastern’ FLASKS American mills are so high they’re prohibitive. | Pittsburg and Chicago and Birmingham iron and| ace harden to find a safe place t6 take & te eee t compete with low ocean freight If a friend lets you nip at his flask, you become i Paitsade mae maakocin ¢ proft from a liable for unlawful possession or transporting of ‘hig freight movement . ieee ate then from Lauer: This-is the ruling of Judge Hardison in present dull traffic at high rates. ' achington, D..G : ee one lene of the railroad problem —| ing and a passing friend stops them and gives ue aie at era : ithem a drink, all 10 violate the Volstead Act. ; JOY-RIDING | Maybe this explains why Congress has been so : a A arrels tely. : The Mexican government has put a stop to joy pore Jae. -riding by public officials at public expense. It has: ‘issued an order refusing free gasoline, tires, Te-| Receivers take charge of McClure’s Magazine, 0 ae Cae jency.”” brn ing Pets wate Pants and: municipal gov-| No saa how ee involved MeClure’s may _ernments of the United States would follow the} et Meee ee ot aint: iy adver sexample of Mexico, the saving would'run into the ‘ising, is worth more than it could possibly fail _tens of millions. ; 7 f aA Nees for. The misuse for private purpose of official auto-| What's in a name? Answer—your biggest as- mobiles has grown into a nation-wide abuse. !set or your biggest liability. MOVIES NAMES DIVORCE i WHY? i ape iloie ae pase In a sensational debate on the ever-interesting Ne a! eeaction anes he er Figurea -frona|2absect of booze, Senator Ashurst said that no ‘Germany just. made public, show that conditions eee ae us eat aio igee a ‘there are worse, if possible, than in any of the | remises ithoat a wareant : jother great nations. One divorce for every eight) Why hock hie aan Senator? Why not in- i: i é te, —— é ! re . a a : Peeves eases 2 seni record—due largely to vite him in-and give him a “kick”? : The government has become alarmed because tof the adverse effect which the breaking up of; chomes has on the birth rate. It has attacked the; divorce evil by putting into the penal code a pro-! vision imposing a penalty of nine years’ imprison- ment for marital infidelity. EDITORIAL REVIEW ' Comments reproduced in thie column may or may not express tbe opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers bave may both wides of important issues which are being dis- cussed in the press of day. WHY HE FAILED WOMEN WHO USE THEIR MUSCLES _| ‘A man who has served 52 years and eight| A. physical-training expert in Philadelphia months in prison is trying to get a job and earn makes the discovery that American women have ‘an honest living in Madison, Wisconsin. He is|added an inch and a half to their average height W. M. Conlin, 73 years old. lin forty years. Athletics, it seems, has done it. Interesting study, human nature. '“Time was,” according to this authority, “when You, seeking the key to the good things of life, like to read about successful men, in the hope of! getting something helpful for yourself. Turn, for a moment, and study a failure—| Conlin. muscles was unladylike. All that has changed, of course; and the gradual participation of women in sports and various forms of exercise” has wrought ithe improvement in physique. | fessional jealousy, at this feat of collecting figures Conlin was orphaned in his youth. He missed as to the height of American women then and ‘the finest of values— the guidance of a good| _mother. + “My first step on the road to:crime,” says Con-| -lin in an interview he gave the’ Wisconsin State’ ‘Journal, “came when I was 14. I made a wooden | ikey and opened the door of the Rogers bank, got | “a lot of packages of 25 and 50-cent shin-plasters. |use of feminine muscle. Next I robbed the home of a farm lady. Then I) “stole $5 from the butcher.” ; work to do. As regards the pioneers, they may ' Drifting east, young Conlin made New York’s ‘claim an equal achievement with the men-folk in *Bowery his headquarters. He picked as many as|this respect. Or is it not participating in various 14 pockets in one night. A safeblower picked him |forms of exercise to bake and ply the broom and “up. They “went on the road” together. |bend over the wash-tub? - Conlin says he rifled a long strings o ; : 1 sand jewelry stores..-He alternated burglary with population play golf or tennis or pursue athletic ‘hold-ups and pocket-picking. ~~ \sports for the sport’s sake? Perhaps such exer- Repeatedly he was jailed. But prisons didn’t cises have made college girls and so-called society “reform him. Back to the old life of crime... Then igirls taller and robuster. But if the height and prison again. count. But where has the curious theory origin- ated that they ever regarded the use of their mus- cles as unladylike? A creat part of the develop- Ame | creased, it is not due to these special causes or to : Genlin now is 73. Fourteen of these years were ‘tan ep by a crimeless youth....Fifty-two years] use their muscles,—New_ York World. Wretched as his failure has been, his life has} Ald : say to yourself, ‘Conlin is right, there is nothing: SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE |to it.’ Nothing gained by it. Nothing to show} i | ‘no friends, not even a sleeping place.” | Se ee eh | | Yankee movie films are Americanizing the chil-| According to this ruling, if 10 men are motor-| la woman thought vigorous use of the body and its; | Census experts no doubt will manifest a pro-| inow. There are a good many millions of them to: never spared themselves when there was muscular| f banks| Does more than a tiny fraction of the feminine} ;weight of the general run of Americans have in-| wich causes’ firactigaliy tall stomach, a sudden realization that it was not unladylike to} ing appendicitis. will attempt to resume his old thron i BY POT BOILER. Gentlemen, we ‘have with us today, jthe Hon. P. D. Norton of Mandan, {charter member of the North Dako’ “lame duck” gociety. ile “blew” into Fargo headquarters thi | sued a lengthy Statement, denounci his old friends,, the Leaguers. Mr. Norton won his but one election through the endors ment of A. C. Townley and the other league. bosses. He was on_ their tic- ket with others now prominent in 1. V A. ranks. At that time he swailowed their socialism with an al ty born of the, itch for public office. His statement is full of the incon- sistencies that characterize the I. V- | A. program. In the opening he de- nownces his former por lows for their failure to er sults. “But we present Paddy’s' statement in full’ and coming from the former’ Nonpartisan League Con- gresman from the-Third District, is an interesting study i#*:what a politi- cal change a few years makes.” It all depends,.as the saytig 50e8,.wheth- {er “you are inside look | side looking in.” But here it is in | “Paddy's” own -words. | * * * | “The protagonists of and state ownership operation of industries have heen given free reign |in the state for more than four years and have produced a failure more | quickly, more costly and more com- | plete and disastrous than was pre- | dicted by any of those opposed to their | wild, visionary ‘and iipractical the- ories of government. ‘There need he tand there shouldbe no ‘Witter perscn- lalties in the: goshing fc€all election The real econon#e and ‘moral {are clear vut, although naturally, may be expected, every, effort will he made to becloud'the issites by those | being called to.an accotvrting for their stewardship. “The recall election is an indictment by the real substantial: farmers, la- ‘borers and other’ property own ol the state of a coterie of social no political opportunists for the mel- administration of the government of the state while it has been entrusted to them. It is an indictment by the honest Christian men and women of the stdte who have given the best | of the wealth, credit, morals and good ;Name of the state of those who, during their contro] of the administration of the state, have squandered its wealth i ruined its credit and miought its f disrepute throughout the whole coun j try. | eo 8 * “Those who make the indictment, |and those against whom it is made, ‘The guilty will of, course squirm and wiggle to avoid the consequences of conviction, However, the thousands of farmers and “laborers who have been defrauded and misled by the al- luring promises and propaganda of those under indictment in the recall ‘election have their cyes now open ‘and clearly see where lies the highest welfare of the state. | “This recall election is not a fight of any one man or of siiy few men in jthe state. It is the fight of every one of the thousands of farmers, labore’ and business men who have been mis led, deceived, and defrauded by the | subtle socialistic propaganda that has | been spread abroad in this state the ilast four years. It is the fight of {every farmer, every laporer and every | business man who wishes to further j the prosperity, safeguaid the credit and restore the good name of the ‘state. If we have the courage of the | right and to ourselves and our state lare true the recall wil win by an overwhelming majori “The fact that! there is a weil founded rumor throughout the state that some of the irreconcilable Treac- eS Privileged to Talk had a miserable It was grow- Had “If anyone ever stomach I surely had. ling worse, too, all the time. severe pains and attacks every ten days of two weeks and had to call |a doctor, who could only relieve me for short. while. Two years ago la | February 1 took a trea’ment of Mayr's Wonderful Remedy and I have not had a spell of pain or misery since. My friends just wonder that I an. looking so well. 1 feel I am privi- leged to talk about it.’ It is a sim- | ple harmles preparation that removes | the catarrhal mucus from the intestinal | jtract -and allays the inflammation liver and intestinal ailments, includ- One ‘ose will con- vince or money refunded. For sale at fall Drugists, RECALL CAULDRON Nonpartisan4 and prinéiples in believing t TLLA. program.’ ‘This little editorial ri ing out or eut-: ate socialism | years of their lives to the upbuilding; | Tepresent their ideals mer reputation and good name inte, {know that every count of ‘it is true | ‘Woman Thinks She Is ment of the country has been dependent on the! e. Other rumors ar. that he will leave ! tionary politicians will align them- selves in the coming recall election with the leaders of the present state ndministration on account of their personal jealousies and jonging future should not at all dis e the men id womer, of real prog: e thougnt sive victory for the. recall he defeated by those 1 reactionary polit een suppriters of M nzie bossism or Townley boss's ran and will be ssistance.” + * | Kel |The recall, election | won without. their : reversed it- k upon the cnds the I. V. The Mandin VPionee If recently in an ribune in which it i published in ‘the Fargo Forum was ‘ probably written prior to the last o1 'In commenting upow the I. V. litiated law to wipe out party lines, j the Pioneer is hold enough to call tiris "That is |measure ‘“‘semi-socialist. i traveling quite far for ‘‘Tosty.” With this editorial, rhe Tribune is in complete agreement and regrets that the Pioneer has veered around completely within the iast few days: ‘Under the primary law a most cumbersome, expensive and unsati, ‘factory method of selecting the be’ state officers which it scems: impossi- ble to cut loose from, we have no / guarantee of competency or worth. Unexplainable. has bee the result in dozens of case, and both the Repub- lican and Democfatic parties have had | to apologize’ for men who by chance | have won nominations, und. the voters have been compelled ‘to choose in the | finals between two men neither. party ; would have selected in a convention. | A.convention may be bossed, but even ‘the boss must stand for the acts | of the\convention, and he knows that | beyond a certain limit he cannot go without endangering his prestige. | “The most serious setback party ov- | ganizations received the adoption of the primary election law. The new initiated law abandoning the party | lahél on the state ticke: will perh \for a time result in an improvement /over what we have at present, but we } predict that after a few years of ex- i perimenting with these semi-socialis- ! tie ideas we will be glad to chuck the j whole business and return to the par ty organization, with a convention | made up of men who take a pride m ‘selecting a ticket of stute officers who of competent. honorable men, worthy of holding of- | fice.” | Will Rogers At The Eltinge | Today and Tomorrow Peep O'Day in | Will Rogers as is a good-na- !“Boys Will be Boys,” | {~ lheid, Crown Prince Otto, Rudolph and Robert. Recent stories from Europe say that Charles again| OS This is the latest nhotograph of the children of Cari, exiled emperor :f Austria, and Ex-empress Zita. From left to right they are Felix, Karl Ludwig, Maria Antonia, Adel is the first picture received in America of the newest bae. Switzerland Zor Spain. tured Irish hostler in a small Kentucky town and is really the town character, 3orn on the poor farm, brought up in an orphan asylum, he actually grew to be a man without being a boy. Coming into possession of a small inhgritance, he starts in to en- Joy that which has been denied him, his boyhood. For the first time in his life he has his fill of sweets, plays bandit, wears red-topped copper-toed boots, steals watermelons (for which he paid in advance), and goes on picnics, sharing all these pleasures with the poor children of the town. A crooked lawyer thinks he sees an opportunity to have Peey: declared in- sane and get hold of the money. But Peeps straight forw: tory of his stunted and cheated childhood makes a hit with Judge Priest, who is con- vinced of his sanity aud Peep is not only left unmolested to live his boy- hood days but is assisted by new made friends to bring sunshine into the lives of other unfortigates. ‘Boys Will Be Boys” is one of the “Judge ' Priest” stories written by Irvin S. Cobb. “Ladies Pets,” a two-part com- edy. starring the famous chimpanzee, “Snookey,” is on the program at the Eltinge with “Boys Will Be Boys” for today and tomorrow, Wvidey and Sat- urday. é The “cream of socieiy” often cur- dles. well water uftcn makes the The fool and his money are parted | by an auto. . About all winter styles won’t show is modesty. Sometimes a movie hero is one who} sits through it. | Only people who burn can buy coal. nave money to! Congress had to vacate or he ar-j rested for vagrancy. Germany has recovered far enough to kick about taxes. Somé people wouldn't get any ex- Boeved HAIR, VPEAUTY SPOTS, PAINTED LIPS, IN anaes PenxcieeD EYES, == if | EVERETT TRUE as | THOUGHTS, me, TRUS. ROUGE THERE ARE LADIGS | PRESENT v) oes ’ Watyay. This, _ Mono anata FRIDAY; SEPTEMBER ercise if it wasn't for crowded street cars, Speeders always reach their owa i yee) ahead of, time, “The triple alliance. isn't favored as much as a tipple alliance. South Sea Islanders are taking up golt in spite of missionaties. Some sons are a credit to the fam- ily; others are just debts. | | |, Fords says he made « railroad out of junk. Reversing the custom. Geraldine Farrar says she'll never {Marry again. Farrar, out colder, Don’t knock jazz orchestras. Boil- er-makers must work somewhere. i Perhaps they keep making new | laws begause the old ones are broken, The Anti-Cigaret League head has resigned and the rest may as well he. | i | Pears can live through the winter without eating —excent the Russian | one, | | “Protect your ‘lips ftom the son,” | says an advertisement, Ah, a Miss- print. Don’t run your legs off after a wo- man; you'll need them to kick your- self. Father had the car overhauled and then gave it to the garage as part payment, The old drinks made you see every- thing; the new ones stop you from seeing anything. —————— || ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts Nick looked up to the top of the tall tree whence the outiandish noises were coming, the noises that Loony Locust was making -by scraping his wings.. “Do you want him to: stop his noise, Mr. Sprinkie-B! "he asked. - “Yes, I do, Nickie,” ndd@et the fairyman emphatically. “I most cer- tainly do, but I don’t know how.” “I do,’ declared Nick. Sprinkle-Blow nearly fell over. “How?” he gasped. “I'll show you in a minute,” said Nick. “But will you plcase open your umbrella, Mr. ‘Weatherman, and turn it upside down. When I say, ‘One, two, three, ready, go,’ please close it with a snap and hold it shut. Nancy, + do you want to help?” Nancy, did, and in-a minute the two of them (with the help vf their Magi: Shoes) were:crawling along a top branch of the tree toward that noisome creature known by*the name of Loony Locust. They had wished themselves very smali, and as. they slipped along the branch, they looked like two plump ‘little bugs. set Loony was just about to start his scraping again—why he liked to do it, 80 well no, one ‘knows, for it's any thing but musical—when the twins gave him a shove. Before he knew what had happened, or could catch himself, down he went, crashing through the leaves like a hail-storm. Down, down he went right into Mr. Sprinkle-Blow’s open umbrella. Quick as a blink the tairy weather- man shut it up, with Mr. Loony Lo- cust safely inside. ‘Well, I declare!” exclaimed Sprinkle-Blow. “Who'd have thought those twins were so smart?” Up in the sky, Jack Frost turned over and went to sleep again. “Thought I heard Loony Locust call- ing out about fall,” said he, “but ¢ must 've been mistaken.” . (To Be Continued.) (Copyright 1921, by Newspaper Enter- prise.) Revelations of Science. Among other Interesting -facteuthat have been determined by the’ theless investigating sclentists {s this: 4% the skin on the palm of the hand is normally twenty times as thick as the skin on the eyelid. The palms of the working. man are even thicker. « Chocolates Industry Big. Chocolate and cocoa were first made ip this country in 1765, in Dorchester, Mass., now ‘part of Boston. .The man- ufacture of ‘the chocolate “ias been continued there ever since and today it represents:one of the largest Indus- j tries in the country. The Sundial. 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