The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 30, 1921, Page 2

TUESDAY, AUGUST 30, 1921 THE BISMARCK TRIBUN» : 1 y SONG OF “FHE EXYE © | neste inne so anal he cone italy the Reuben, But amr ee i ? ciously, is economl- jan emocrat: ef, bac) Py ! jeally collected and uniformly produces: 1eoitd Democrats and ahd AAPA ty: a very important item of the revenue. Lai gfe | “I was for many years connected | The kind of a political side show the with the treasury department of Mex- iJ, V. A. is running is as incongruous lico in several official capacities under jand impossible as, the league’s. It is i ie pomintelion of Bresident Por- |the same in structure a prototype pure Leeepe wis Tecrstaey corsa icecanca ston’ tie secseraineitantareiot a cams: > even iS jand in subsequent administrations, {ouflage. TThorocweo seek to rid the jand consequently 1 am familiar with \state of Townleyism have their hands Eien Netioleed fo Marea ea ee ee with whatever information I can on | * oe jie mablect at any time. | Every campaign waged against the i ery pincerely, yours, jleague in the last four years has been | PASCUAL LUNA Y PARRA. | |on the league’s platform or state.own- \ {| 9000 years ago had a remarkable knowledge at germs and inoculation. cerry THE MARCK TRIBUNE i Entered at the Postoffice, Bi k, N. D., as Second! ; i i See e Glaad Matter, 7” ih One ancient recorded that he had isolated and} GEORGE D. MANN. - - ~~ - Editor |Studied the germs causing more than a score of) | or | throat diseases. Foreign Representatives | G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY That knowledge became lost. It went down to} Marquette Bldg. eee ie. oblivion with civilizations now extinct. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH |. Gradually modern man again is piecing out the} Paar Su ee i . Bldg. i sail NEW. SEN ie —— Bldg. | cience of bacteria, or germs. And doctors will FT t i The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use tell vou that the first recorded observation of bac- teria was in 1683, by Antony van Leeuwenhoek, | a Holland lens grinder. | for republication of all. news dispatches credited to it or | not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local ‘ Tf the ancients knew germs, why not the Hin- stein theory? i (By Florence Borner, Bismarck, N. D.) Mother, dear Mother, for thee I am yearning, Sadly I sigh for one glimpse of thy face; Soon to my home will my footsteps be turning, Gladly to rest in that dearly loved place. Long years have passed since the day that we parted, When I determined my fortune to seek, Sailed far away, and left thee broken-hearted, Tears told the story thy lips could not speak. | CHICAGO Mother, dear Mother, as I read thy letter, Quaint, homely phrases writ down there I see; But tho they shone with an eminent luster Those words could be none the dearer to me; Sad was the day when I left home and Mother, Scorning to heed, for my eyes were so blind; They would not see there could ne’er bé anager i \ “New York, April lo, 1921,’ jership. The farmers’ program in the@ (From The Minneapolis Tribune) state started out originally for a free eee —— jopen market with a terminal elevator at St. Paul. Minneapolis or Duluth. It was generally understood that while } the state was to build this, i Recall Cauldron |e are te ree agency which would conduct it-upon a BY THE POT BOILER i news published herein. i it ‘All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved, MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE. Daily by carrier, per year..... 2 Ra: One-half so dear as the one left behind. 4 The delicate operation for removal of cataracts F ‘ i” Bi of the eye is supposed to be a modern discovery. Bay a mail Les Jar a Mind Beads Bismarck). . 200 But go back to the Code of Hummurapai,:a set of Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota... .+++-- .00 | Jaws baked on bricks along the River Euphrates THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER 4000 years ago. It sets forth the punishment for \ (Established 1878) surgeons who injured a patient’s eyesight while| * SpE “removing a cataract with.a bronze instrument.” F School-books teach you! that. Johannes Gens- The railroads Re aa the govern- fleisch (known as Gutenberg) invented printing ifrom movable type about the year 1450. Yet Wills that my bark shall reach safely the shore, pment aggregating Gals of eget dollars, ope’ China has books printed from movable type 6000 upon their contention: that during government’ years B. C- . And, if no evil on land doth betide me, ie operation of the roads labor was permitted to Soon shall thy exile be with thee, once more. slack in the,job:and was much less efficient than! . The palace of Nero had three elevators. The! idea got lost. In 1850 the elevator was reintro- i Mother, dear Mother, each night in my dreaming, | Thy face I see, and thy two blue eyes shine, | Since |co-operati e. bi This is our text from the Dickinson |f47™ers pr and so much Like to the stars in the dark heavens gleaming, s iPress: | as been added that i | Burning with rapture they gaze into mine; Then, as I hasten with joy to caress thee, How my heart thrills in its pulsings of glee, Sadly I find that my Mother has left me, Faded away like a mirage at sea. “The ‘Pot Boiler’ who attempts joriginal program is no lenger in to discuss the recall situation in. |!stenge. the columns of the Bismarck Trib- une handles the situation with about as much intelligence as a three-year-old child would use if jt were called upon to plead a case in district court. If it is a case of ignorance, that sheet may be excusable but at that, the edi- tor of the capitol city paper com- mits the unpardonable sin when he hesitates to come out flat-foot- ed and let his readers know just where he stands. Playing both + *# & The time has arrived in the state to get back to solid ground. With the June primaries only a few months ahead, the Republicans of the state |have plenty of time to organize upon ithe National platform adopted at Chi- cago. In such action is the only hope ito restore stable conditions in the state. The motley political organiza- jtion called the I. V. A. can never bring jthe state back to: representative gov- 4, L ernment. Its ranks are full of politi- cal visionaries and disappointed poli- Mother, dear Mother, art thou thinking of me?, Dost thou still long for my presence again? But well I know thou forever wilt love me, i Hoping still on when hope seemed all in vain; | { i ' If the kind Father whose gentle hand guides me, |ana nearly put my eyes out. I just during private operation. : ! “ | ~ got away in time.” | We The “cost of labor” phrase in the contract he- | duced hy Ascher Drones Ney Taek Doar ee that’s all right!” Nick assured} sridezof te nolitieal: same strom ticians. whose ideas are as socialistic tween the government and the roads was the peg |°"n's- } ‘ : [tian Parmer Bai want 2 oon goed! trond ’a huevos seivapoint as Townley’s, although their thoughts upon which the roads hung their claims. Did Watt invent the steam engine a little over [Til tell Mir. Sprinkle: Blow Fi one but. it has gained for him ithe con- not soar so high. The proposition was absurd in its face, as even/ 100 years ago? An ancient Egyptian tomb yields! what you fala” Seaiua) Probably while “Ernie” is away on| in a strong Republican organization, though. there were anything in the “slacking” |@ picture of a ship filled with steam-driven ma- (Chose ant saat uy Newsiaper [Site efrhis Seno sees nan tie of compenen nat atthe great national : charge, there could be no way of computing the chinery. : | Enterprise.) "* Peterson of the Dickinson Press of ali for a last ing vietory anil complete cure K f ‘ —-- n ii 7 ‘for what i 5 money loss. i “Nothing new under the sun.” That’s an old {mes ahouldl (noe tale eee with the | promise Ghewie wigs oom « @- The Interstate Commerce Commission has just| saying. It has foundation in fact. i HE N A k isides of the great recall controversy. |the Tedemption« The Tribune for one j Foot ; ; . se 7. 3 trefuses to co: ii ify it- handed down a decision disallowing all of those Call up Socrates on your ouija board and ask : Hset was nol many: toons age “hen rere ne Diapromise oe sealtity: Jit f absurd claims and preventing another railroad |him about the Einstein theory. | ge Uae aa ‘2 |Leslie Simpson shrine. He besieged|i¢s of the I. V. A. It is a Republican id on the t : Exposition of the Theory: andithe league printing commission to be|PaPer and dedicated to the policies of raid on the treasury. | | Practice of This For named official paper of Stark county that. party, It refuses to swallow the | THANKS 0) is m, when the Brinton grab act went into|Poltical inconsistencies of a mug- coke * lal 01 hard. Hae 97 effect. ;wump organization. The I. V. A. plat- _____ FREE GERMANY ‘fied , | Seoretary Hoover, acting-ori the suggestion of| Tle Tumor works har of Taxation: Failing in this ambition, he tried to/frm of many colors has gone on the i The limjtation of armaments by a put the president, has announced that there will be no| Prepare to meet thy landlord! Sn arnazeea meinerens 0 +: | get the tate paper and was promptly ne fn thise ptatewide general lee: a Bi = . A : :, + Si a jue a el lon} le a r ‘g among: the great powers is the most vital prob-|«drive” for funds to relieve the Russian famine| yo taxe soft drinks hard. . | Chapter XII. meet et a printers’ <chool started backed (2% temporizers need a more emphatie ' lem in the world today, according to Sener victims. Those who want to contribute may do ; Q. (Does the nature, volume and com- jy the state of North Dakota and Tne ean ¢ North: Dakot: rd . . A if | x i for G * ier’s 7 Pe S 0! (01 akota, it is Bora re #-# | voluntarily through the American Relief As-| Home brewers put in a ful night, | pletity of the sles transect one oe sort ot the affair. That 100 endorse-|time to organize ag such. \ Everybody who has given any study or thought sociation. You can’t grasp opportunit with |20d likeness to those of the Unted |the boards. Not so long ago, the same} Th Beetle whatever to the world situation will agree with : ila gloveus, & ¥ States to justify the United States in|Ernie wired many of the league offi-|,,1he following from the news col- é Thanks, Mr. President. gloves: accepting and adopting, without ques-|cials seeking to secure state printing. |2™n* 0 the Courier-News is Burdick’s him: Thanks, Mr. Secreta: tion, the Philippine method for raising | Shortly after that, Peterson like many [answer to all “rumors in regard to his ‘i Not the least interesting phase of the disarma- feipatcaga tiene ne Satan Divorces prove we have lots of trial! {ho"yolume of revenue it is proposed jother I. V. A. members, became a mil-|Political ambitions:” fi ment problem in its economic aspects is the situa- If there are going to be any “drives,” let them) marriages. ‘to raise through a sales tax. Q. Would jitant opponent of the league program. |p usng Ja Burdick; organizing di- } pe Poe : 3 2! he for funds to feed, clothe and shelter several! 4 nas taken the famine to give Rus-|the be any more justified and would |The Tribune has never changed its at-|¢""Grain G orth Dakota of the U. + Be tion in which the allied nations find themselves in|... i : s taken the famine to give Rus-|there be any more reason in our going |titude. It has always stood adamant), rowers, did not indulge & respect to Germany million perfectly good Americans who are going/sla a close shave. to the Philippines for guidance in tax- |against all the league program and ig ihe Deotatie language when shown a ff s ° ti i in; omin: 2 : ation matters than there would be for | still opposed to it. It has never been! he Jamestown Alert, I. V. ; By forcing Germany to disarm both on land weiuiselghs rele ng during the ¢ g ahs roads) ges promperity is, paved} us to go to China, Mexico or, aimilar at the league feeding trough, and, Tike fy, (pean in peachy ie narod that (i . A je wi scar, silk. skirts. \countries for our: methods of finance? }so many I: V. A. members, it has never |o¢ 7 le himsell a toot i” and sea they: relieved her of a great financial bur- : : | : ( , it ha lof ‘the :Nonpartican’ Le 2 is ee - iat ialt ate | A. Sée provious chapter. The Phil- |been nosed out at the public crib. Un- partisan League in seeking den. ; ‘ } The modern, way to a man’s, heart ts |ippine tax law is not,complex. It.was|like Peterson and the Press, it has to block the recall election. The Alert This will be a big factor in helping Germany to BERMUDA L eeae through your; hip pocket. »i; \taken from Mexico, where it has been|never asked or received favors at an sure: whethen Mr. Burdick is to realize her ambition to win the economic suprem Nine thousand cases of fine Scotch whisky for Even Rep; sbi amit Wilson i iW J atiized” ee entooty sy by P ae seane bende i th th self, oF Hust howethe seers ate Bs al i? * * ven Repyblicans admit Wilson is, was, utilized very effectively by Tesi- livery; transaction wit e state has i tape i acy'of the world if the allied nations continue to transit to-Bermuda were in the hold of the Cunar- making an excellent ex-president. dent Porfirio Diaz and his celebrated|been on a purely: business basis and h orked, Bat it is certain that some- Fi - | der Carmania when she arrived at New York from —o tat {minister of finance, Jose Yives Liman- |nowhere has the business end. of the | Hities j ‘r. Burdick is to get into the po- tax themselves to keep up great navies and armies. E the other d: It Maxipy,cgn explain}, Yelativity (tour, in the financial rehabilitation of |Tribune dictated to the editorial end. |" “Mtr Burdick didn’ : Qe ? urope the 0! ay. ¢ 3 ; that country, In order that you may| The Tribune is opposed to the pro-/ t. Burdick didn’t answer when he No. wonder Bermuda as a resort for American well admmtt Be Alscavered:ihe thing. |) ave.an authoritatve statement in re-|gram of initiated ie lth Ploritead the story. He laughed. And ; 7 | z ed laws an je. re- GAS ke + " “STRAIGHT ENGLISH” tourists is enjoying the most prosperous season in| Don't pity girls who aét'like men; /#4rd to, the operation of the sales tax |call because they merely confuse the thenshersald linet atti j y i Paris newspapers are. excited because French! |, history oe Teta a Lskinate men who act like girls need it most. '|!n Mesico, te SUT eae torcived eee get the state no nearer/T conclude tines noventenna: Inte rs ee : le Se REE, " esentative government. ey is will not be the official language at the Washing- & Woman wants siodd for lost j£fom Senor Pascual Lunay eats who ; Adoption of a nonpartisan election propre ea place in North i nference. The meeting will] ° muah for many years was officially connect- |law will place in the hands of the po-| SLOW ‘ ee th ae lish. The g NO CHANCE pie im jamb; au cu ve kepispubby nnae* ed with the department: ot nance in litical bosses an instrument of Spee “att jh aera Rretieeton te of vig Dinlbmate used to do everything in Latin. Then The lower house of Congress has, by indiree- Rest: tT ita lanene nather cdiinistrations, | aud “ the Press had followed political thee article. is laboring under SOME f f { d ~,_|tion, put the seal.of its approval on home brew- Restaurante mays ban corn-on-the | which reads as follows: developments for the last few years,\ard I fully mental hallucinations, i Latin went into cold storage and French took .its| ; he Anti-S cob, but they serve string-on-the-| «To the Tax League of’ America. it would not today be supporting thea" 1 fully believe that his condi- « £ That’s because it permits fine shades of ing. We do not share the fears.of the Anti-Saloon| bean. is “Gentlemen: In response tio your re- |I. V. A. program. ie tion. warrants investigation.’ x pene Be my ae a 2 League.that a great increase in home: brewing wiih eg reatet ie {quest for information on the subject of ; sk | qyna het, continuing, Me eald: ‘4 g ‘ ; ‘ A ‘ ol re please ex-'the operation. of the. sales tax law in{ The troubl ith s & ‘te in ined in the article a Which i tly what isn’t ted at. the con- will result. Everybody is doing it now, if the] piain why daybreak is the best time|Mexico, 1 take pleasure n saying that |leaders ouble with so many I AF. is to have me become a political erook, | ich is exactly what isn’t wanted at the con: i i ; A | s : y are socialists in order, of : tales told at social gatherings are to be believed.|to now lawns? la general sales: tax law imposing ‘a| yearning for the fleshpots. They. want 21, req or Course: in the final analy- ference. yee jsmall tax on sales of goods, wares and |the jobs. Their ranks contain appli- | "st Laelp myself inte Sr che t ‘he sessions should be open and public, with no fi nother argument against having ;merchandise has been in existence |cants for game wardens, mill ales ) Intorm the writer of tha: e ” . Fe Pp i Representatives of the W. C. T. U. will doubt-| two wives is you will have two wives’ :continuously since February 14, 1856, |vator thanaeehs and eS ae "er article that if I wanted any office in secrecy. 1 top denying its pl: to abolish tob: relatives, under the administration of President |the rural credit bank. If the I. V. A.| orth Dakota, I would start in reg- | The delegates should call a spade a spade. less stop denying its plans to abolish tobacco, now, Comonfort, and has. continued, under \program goes through in a few Wa" man-fashion to get it- I would | “Ty d Tl do the same.” that its national president in the convention at] “Dear wife—Having a fine time at|the administration of Presitent Ben-|months North Dakota will have a fies |uoeerecon: (to any political’ seullaug row your gun away an lo the same. icon F isco has issued a f 1 call £ illion| the seashore. Can swim three miles| ito Juaraz, Sebastian Lerdo de Tejada, chine of consuming politicians with as Soivical + ortivel mettiods;1ythink my, y That's the keynote of disarmament. Plain Eng-|~°" rancisco has issued a formal call for a milhon) a hack.” Porfirio Diaz and subsequent admin-|lusty appetites as the | {. Political record proves this overwhelm- lish expresses it. No fancy talk is necessary, workers “to aid in the anti-tobacco educational istrators and has uniformly yielded |ages, e league append: ingly, anid [Wish further to intorn the j neat’ ica.” i , ti Its, The amount of * iter that IT am not asking for an —_—_ program for the youth of America ssnu geste pitions Cletnating ra b- the tax at present is on2shalt of | per| North Dakota wil evel get out of political office, of any: Kindy nature oF MEXICO ber heels. F Tul cent. This.tax has been in ean the mire of socialism until the leaders {ott ption, and do not propose ask- ‘ so, long and the people hava ome | ship i i i 9 Samuel Vanclain, head: of the Baldwin Locomo- EDITORIAL’ They once looked at ‘styles to see} %° thoroughly accustomed torithas i seated thee otto nae of ee ae Oat ot npeaine ort eae t i te it! iction or difficul- i ‘i fe ss | ie di- f ie collected. without tt i ownership. The Tribune believes this |rect road of the American farmers to tive Works, has just returned to the United States from Mexico with contracts in his pocket for 65 locomotives. Vanclain says that there is plenty of business in Mexico for “real Americans” who are satisfied to take a fair profit on a deal or contract. He explains that by “real Americans” he means substantial business men and concerns, not profiteers, speculators or confidence men, whose only desire is'td take out of Mexico both the money and the bacon. Much of the trouble between the United States and Mexico has, been caused by: the profiteers, speculators and confidence men who have gone to Mexico for other than honest business pur- poses: If some way could be devised to keep them on this side of the border in the future, the chan- ces for establishing and maintaining good rela- tions between the two countries would be much improved. 7 ‘ “OLD STUFF” Did Einstein get his Theory of Relativity from. an American? Yes, says Hudson Maxim, the in- ventor. ' ‘ Maxim tells a New York audience that in 1889 he wrote, for a scientific magazine, an article set- ting forth the basic principles of relativity. Ein- stein then was a small boy. This: will cause a controversy. But it needn’t bother any except highbrows and scientists. The chances are, that the ancients had a fairly Comments reproduced in this column or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. ere Progented here tu onder that our Testers mys as cussed in the press of the day. WHAT’S WRONG WITH BOBBED HAIR?! Bobbed hair is not dignified, in the opinion of Marshall Field & Co. of Chi , the latest, re- cruits to the employers’ campaign against the; fashion, and the. girl who refuses to wear her crown of glory in the time-honored manner will have to go. ; \ If Marshall Field & Co., or any other company employing girls, can think of a more sensible in- novation among the hundreds adopted yearly by their employes than the custom of bobbing the hair, they have been more observant of passing | styles than the average citizen. The wonder is that more women have not rebelled earlier against | the less sanitary and less comfortable mode so! long in vogue. Bobbed hair is easy to comb, easy to. wash, cooler in summer, impossible to disar- range and not disagreeable to look at. To possess it is to share with men in a degree the freedom from the necessity of protracted labor in front of a mirror which has given the male a decided ad- vantage in commercial and industrial competition. It removes one more of the barriers to physical activity which were raised against. women during the so-called age of chivalry. Even the Chinese are abandoning the practice of foot-binding. The what was going on; now it's to see what is coming off. There were 61,589,000,000 cigarets sold last year, and still some fellows seemed always “just out.” ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts The next day Sprinkle-Blow’s tele- phone rang again. Nick answered it and heard Chris Crow’s voice. “I wish you’d change my orde~ for no moon,” croaked Chris dismally, “Why!” asied Nick. 'What’s wrong? We had Mr. West Wind and Mr. Moon. send the darkest night they could find. Didn’t you get any corn?” “Corn!” squawked Chris. “About as much corn as there is on a door knob! - Whadda you think? Just as I was fixed to eat my fill, didn’t that old Scave-Crow slip upon me! Jump- ed up on the corn-stalk where I was sitting, mind you! Came right at me! I was so scared I fell plumb right down on top of his head. Jt was quite two seconds before I; recovered my senses enough to fly away. No more dark nights for me! Will you please tell Mr. Sprinkle-Blow to send Mr. Moon. If I've got to be spied on J want to. know who it is.” “All right. Mr. Crow, I'll tell him,” answered Nick. But scarcely had he rung off when | ty of any kind and on account of the ishould be done and then divorce po-'market and the movement has no [EVERETT TRUE ‘eealy BY CONDO |! MSS A ntti THE Cre. Away .. Rom HE GNAWING CARES OF THE i, BUSINESS WORLD —~ y on, a Ata ay : RUE Bae Ki " WOUGNT, Seg Re Tas oe Vee peat = = QWERETT, DO: Yo THINK. “av tHe = PReSeuwt IMS THAT STEEL COMMON | as A GOOD BUY ? Ny ty et ML \place for political office-seekers. | Time Renders Verdict | “In the conduct of the business of the U. S. Grain Growers so far I jchallenge any one'in North Dakota to ‘point out a single specific instance where any action of mine points to jany political advantage for myself. # ‘Tt maybe difficult for some peo- iple, in North. Dakota. to understand ithat service in a great co-operative |movement can be given honestly by ‘the leaders of it. Time alone must render a verdict as far as I am per- sonally concerned. at am not offended by the article, but simply amused, and rather feel ithat the writer must have enjoyed the imental gymnastics that he went thru |while dreaming the conclusions of that jarticle. If it has amused him, in the least, I congratulate him.” =o ASPIRIN Name “Bayer” on Genuine | { Beware! Unless you see the name i | « 2 | clear idea of the Einstein theory. Socrates prob-| American girl should be allowed to wear her hair pet IE ta Sei as SO on | “Bayer” on package or on tablets you | z b oon t! s time. IT want to change |are not getting genuine Aspirin pre- the way she likes it. my order,” said Cob. “I want to scribed by physicians for twenty-one ably discussed it with Plato 2350 years ago. For, the more science excavates buried cities and pieces together the past, the more we find) that most of our supposedly new ideas are old, stuff. ; | In essence the attempt to control women’s styles is only one more evidence of the rule of Mrs. Grundy and the various leagues for the sup-| pression of personal liberty in this our moral age. change it like everything. No more dark. nights, if you please. I'd like Mr. Moon and Mr. Sun and all the stars to shine, as well as the Milky- Way.” “why?” asked Nick. |years and proved safe by millions. | Take Aspirin only as told in the ; Bayer package for Colds, Headaches, | Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Earache, | Toothache, Lumbago, and for Paim | Handy tin boxes of twelve Bayer Tab- |lets of Aspirin cost few cents. Drug- : * : . “Because last night in the corn- 1 i : | Whatever: is new is wrong in their eyes. But fleld,, just as I was climbing a big | gists also sell larger packages. Aspirin { Records dug up in India by the late Prof. Cam-| when it happens to be sensible it will probably win aus ig ret some juicy arm, some: j's the trade mark of Bayer Manufac- p a shi th: indu early! pin a : thing black was there waiting for {ture of Monoaceticacidester. of Salicy- e den M. Coburn i owed at the Hindus nearly jout anyway —New. York World. _... :}me; he clawed me and scratched me Hlicacid. is ¥