The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 17, 1921, Page 7

HELP WANTED—MALE. MALB HELP WANTED—Government needs railway mall clerks; salary, $133 to $192 month;. traveling: ex- penses paid. Examination announc- €d soon. Write for free ‘specimen questions, Columbus Tastitute, Co- lumbus, Ohio. 8-17-18 WANTED—First ‘class shoemaker ut once. : Crewsky Shoe Shop, 109 3rd ‘St. Phone 898. 8-6-tf _/ MELP WANTED--FEMALE WANTED—At once an experienced girl for cafe work. Good wages for a good girl.’ Permanent ‘place, Write or phone; New Cafe, Under- wood, N. 8-12-5t WANTED—Competent girl for gener- al house work; two in family. Mrs. E. H. L. Vesperman, 613 Avenue A. i “*8*10-cf WANTED—Competent maid for gen-| eral ‘housework. © Mrs.°C. E."'Stack- | house. Phone 594... ~ COOK WANTED—Apply *. Chotulate Shop. Bismarck, N. D. 16-tf D. i { territory—live ; calling on garage3:and.repairmen to sell. 3-A Piston ‘Rings on commis- sion; 3-A. Piston Rings making | good where other piston’'rings ‘are falling dowh: This-1s an :opporta- nity to buildup your own ‘business. Stee] | Spring “Fiaton . Ring: Co, Brooklyn, N.” Y, eee STA, ROOMS FOR RENT FOR RENT—One double room for. light housekeeping;*#1s0 one front room across the house ‘on’ second floor as ‘housekeeping, ' unfurnished in modern house.''‘Phone .132-W.) 622 3rd." * Z M8-18-1 FOR RENT—Two of the most. desir- able rooms in the old Tribune Block will be vacant.on Sept.. Jat. Water and gas connections are‘ in.) They are for rent. R. D. Hoskins. ee 8-17-4t| FOR. RENT — August fifteenth, mod- ern furnished housekeeping rooms! newly fixed; also unfurnished rooms September first. Apply 1100 Broad+| pa]. / eee rane reat tf FOR, RENT—Strictly modern . fur- nished room. Call 46 Main street. Also large barn good for. storin, cars. 8-12-1wk, FOR RENT—Rooms in modern house; also take in dressmaking.: Phone 832-LR. 322 2nd St, 8-15-3t Light housekeeping rooms for rent.| Peter Meyer, Bismarck, N.D., 503; Sth St. oe 818 8t. FOR RENT—Well: furnished: room in| modern house. 419 3rd st.-Phone 322, ~ 8.166 FOR RENT—Room in modern home suitable for two. 507 4th St. 8-17-3t FOR SALL OR REN? HOUSES AND FLATS be FOR SALE—Desirable modern-6-room. house, two bed rooms, close in, for $4,200; modern 6 room house, two bed rooms, double garage, close in, for $3,600; modern 6 room house 3: bed rooms, screened .in porch, gar- age,-barn with loft, for $3,500; part- ly modern 3 room house for’$1,500." _, Geo. M. Register. 2 8-ll-lw FOR SALE—9-room modern “house, including 5 bed rooms, close in, screened in porch, full basement, 100 foot east frontage for $5,000, on terms; 4-room partly modern house, south front, hardwood floors, water, lights, good.porch, well located, 2 drooms, good cellar, for §$2,300- _Geo. M. Register. _—8-16-1 wk FOR SALE—Cottage, six rooms and bath, all modern except heat, $2,950; you can buy this home on very rea- sonable terms. Phone 961, Henry & ‘Henry. 8-16 3t FOR RENT—Strictly modern apart- ment in the Rose Apartments 216 8rd street. F. W. Murpby. Phone; 862. a 3-3-0 FOR RENT—6-room modern house 401.1st St. Call at Sweet Shop. Phone 27. 8-16-3t; HOUSES WANTED. WANTED—Seven or eight room house by Sept. 1st. Write 265, care Tri un 8-6-tf LEGAL NOTICES i NOTICE OF MORTGAGE SALE BY ADVERTISEMENT NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, ‘That that. certain Mortgage, executed and delivered by J., Olaf Lein and Ovidia_Lein, husb: and ‘wife, Mortgagors, to Seth G. Wright Mortgagee | dated the 6th day of November: A. D. nin teen hundred and seventeen and filed for rec- ord in the office of the Register of Deeds of the County of Burleigh, and State of North Dakota, onthe 8th day of November A, 1917, and recorded in Book 144 of. Mortgages, at page 460, will be foreclosed by a sale of the premises in such Mortgage and hereinafter des- cribed, at the front door of the Court House in the City. of. Bismarck, in the County, of. Burleigh, and State of ‘North Dakota,..at-the | hour of two o'clock P. M., on the 10th day of September 1921, to satisfy the amount due up- on_said Mortgage on the day of sale. The premises described in said Mortgage and which will be sold to. satisfy the same, are those certain premises situated’ “in the County of Burleigh, and State of North Da- kota, and described as ‘follows, to-wit: ‘The Southeast quarter of Section’ twenty-seven Undertakers DAY PHONE 246 ~ PERRY UNDERTAKING PARLORS: Day Phone 160 ae et enone BISMARCK FURNITURE COMPANY 230 MAIN STREET. Upholatered Furniture Made to Order tt). Calf 406-9th. street. south, °° 8-17-1w BUSINESS DIRECTORY Embalmers Licensed Embaimer in Charge WORK WANTED WORK WANTED—Hemstitching and picoting, cotton, wool and linen, ,.10 cents:,a yatd; all ‘silk, 16 cents'a yard. Novelty pleating upto 10 i in wi and 10. inches, 20 riches, 15 cents; 5 and 6 inches, 10 cents; 1 to 4 iriches, 8 cents; all organdy, 6 cents: Mrs. _£.P. Larson, 400 4th St, 8-12-1wk Girl desires place to work for: board while going to school. . Write: No. 267, care of Bismarck Tribune, pasties eA SRC OS Don’t forget ‘to have that repairing done before snow flies: Call 195-R for a carpenter, No job too small. oes 8-16-3t I-make a specialty in children’s and| plain sewing. Phone .391-M, or call at 621 Front street. — 8-15-t Girl desires work caring for children or dding odd jobs a@fter''5 o'clock. _ Phone 442M. & s 8-15-5t WANTED—Washing to. take home. AUTOMOBILES — MOTORCYCLES FOR SALE—Ford speed: 2. Presto tanks’ and headlights; 1 ice box at - a bargain; 4° second = h Ford . Lockwood Accessory. Co-, Gor. th and Maing 8" 8.16-5¢ SALE—One: new..Ford - coupe b ol ress ‘ie sites pi uipment. ill consider Gass ‘paper.. Tel.-932 or write, P. Os Box'bh 8 -15-1'wk FOR SALE—One .Overland touring model 90; in’ good condition. © Cail at 218 4th St. Phone 25. 8-11-lw ~ Lost” of $15 for: return. ot LOST—Reward tan travéling bag lost on main road between Fort: Lincoln and Patter- son faryti Sadrday, ‘Aug. 18, between 4:30 and'6:30:P. Return to Trib- _uhe'office. 2 ‘8-15-10 LOST—-Between New Salem, N. D. and Bismarck one black traveling bag, containing clothing. Finder noti-} ty W. M. E., Tribune, for liberal re- ward” ‘8-12-lwk ‘LOST—Belgian blue coat, Sunday af- ternoon.. Finder return to Tribune | and ‘receive reward. 8-15-3t ___ MISCELLANEOUS" FOR. SALE—Househald Goods, -. In- cluding Buffet, Dining. Table. and 6 Chairs, Library Table, Dresser, 8X10 Rug, - Electric’ Stove, and: Rockers. Also a nearly new: $225.00 Victrola for ‘$150.00 fncinding rec-' ords, must’ be. sold ‘at ofice... Will sell reasonable. Phone 724‘or 510R or call at 122 Ave, B.. 8-17 1¥ HOLSTEINS “FOR 'SALE—Over 100 head, grade and pure bred Holsteins. Cows, heifers and bulls. . Inquire N. Dak. Holstein Breeders Circuit, New Salem; N: D... Hugh M. Tro ridge; Supt. ‘8-16-2wks. MSTITCHING and. Picoting at- tachment, works on all sewing ma- chines! Price $2, personal checks 10c extra, Lights Mail Order House, Box 127, Birmingham, Ala. | 8-15-7t FOR SALE—Meat market: doing good business in territory where crops are good. Two elevators to. be built in the town; must sell on account of. sickness, Address 286, ‘care! Tribune. 8-6-1m: PRI WAK. PRICES on clesping. “blocking. and remodeling ‘mi bats, Eagie Tailoring & Hat Wor! Phone 68. opposite Lbececaceartt FIRST. CLASS WORK—Cleaning. pressing, repairing. dyeing, ladies’ and men’s clothing, Eagle Tailoring & Hat Works, phone 58, opposite’ postoffice. 1-18-t¢ PIANO FOR SALE—Apartment size, Kimball ‘Upright, Dull mahogany finish. Can. be seen at Public Library: 8-17-3t FOR RENT — Furnished and unfur- nished rooms, for sieht hopsekeep. . siness College, ‘phone . ecies rile: 8-12-tf FOR SALE CHEAP—Lumber in a 12; X16 building. See. the Capital Commercial Company. __8-15-3t FOR SALE—Canadian Red Fox Mutt. Price $10. Call 513 Thirteenth St. or Phone 617R. 8-17-3t _or Phone 617R._ —To buy range in gcod WANTED od | ‘condition. Phone 524-W. Scvicse OR SALE—x8 ft. Brown Rug. | Phone 569W. S.S- Boise 5-16tf| FOR ae SALE—Electric Stove. Phone’ K : 8-16-3t | (27), in Township ‘one hundred _forty-t (343), North of Range seventy-eight ( West of the Fifth Principal Meridian, contain. | ing one hundred. sixty (160) acres, more or / less according to the United States Govern-| ment Survey thereof; : ‘The mortgagee has paid cértain sums, to-wit: | Delinquent taxes upon. said “premises ‘for the | years 1917, 1918 and.1919,’ which with. inter- est thereon will on the cate of sale ;amount to the sum of ¢ 9 and which sum. is Hl cluded in the amount hereinafter stated to be! due. There wiil be due on Mortage at | the date of sale the sim of Toveny.cirht hun | irty-six and 81-100 6. lars. dred thirty-six ond Pail G. WEIGHT Moartyagee rth Dakota. bree 7 : Fargo, Lawrence, Murphy & Nille: Attorneys for Mor: Fargo, North Dakota. 8 —8-20-17-24-81.. 97. “| NOTICE. OF. MORTGAGE SALE BY, ig ADVERTISEMENT NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, That that certain. Mortgage, executed and. delivered ‘by J. Olaf Lein and Ovidia Lein, his wife, Mort- gagors, to Seth G. Wright Mortgage dated the 20th.day of July A. D. nineteen hundred and sixteen and filed for record in the office of the} Funeral Directors} NIGHT PHONES 246-887 i | % i Night Phone 100 or 687, | or less, accord 1 29rd Register of Deeds of the County of Burleigh, and State‘of North Dakota, on the 4th day of August A. D,,1916, and recorded in Book 140 of Mortgages, at pace 118, will be foreclosed by a sale of the premises in. such Mortgage and hereinafter described, at the front door of the Court House in the City of Bismarak, in the County of Burleigh, and State of “North ‘Dakota, at the hour of two o'clock’ P. M., on the 10th day of. September 1921, to satisfy the Grout due upon said Mortgage on the day of sale. The premises described in id Mortgage and which; will be sold to s: iy the same, are ‘those-certain premises situated in the County .of “Burlei gh and State of North, Da: kota, and “.described: as _folloy to-w’ G fagt half of Northeast quarter of NE 1-4) of Section thirty-four (84), in Township one huridsed forty-three (143), North of Range Seventy-eight (78), West of the Fifth Principal Meridian, containing eighty (80) acres, more % gto the U. JS. Government Survey thereof ‘The mortgagee has paid certain sums’ to-wit, Delinquent taxes upon said pre: s for the years 1917 and 1918,’ which with interest. there- on willzon the date of sale amount. to. the sum. of $89.92, and: which sm is: included in the amount hercinafter-stated to be due;'There will dye bn‘ such iMortgage atthe. date sale the sum of Seven hundred thisty-six and 48-100 ($726.48), Dollars ‘ SETH G. WRIGHT i Mortgagee Fargo, North Dakota, Lawrence, i sae & Nilles, | Attorneys for Mortgagee y North Dakota. Ot, ) a3) NOTICE. OF MORTGAGE, SALE BY | ADVERTISEMENT * NOTICE 1S HEREBY.GIVEN, That that certain : Mortgage, executed’ and delivered by William, Steind!"and Barbara Steindl; his wife, Mortgagors, to Seth G.-Wright ‘Mortgagee dat- ed the 12th day of November A, D. nineteen hundred'and fifteén and filed for record in the office of. the Register of Deeds of the County of Burligh, and State of North Dakota, on the ‘day of November A. D. 1915, and rec- orded. in Book 131 of Mortgages, at’ page 384, Will be foreclosed bya sale of the premises in such Morne and’ hereinafter described, at the front door of the Court House in the City of Bismarck, in the County of Burleigh, and State of North Dakota, at. the hour of two o'clock P. M., on the 10th day of September 1921, to satisfy the amount+ due’ upon said Mortgagé on the day of sale. The premises described in and which will be sold to s are. those certain premi County of Burleigh. and State of North Da- kota, and described as follows, to-wit: The Southwest quarter of Section eleven (11), in Townshipione hundred forty-two (142), North of Range seven ht ( West of the Fifth Princinal Meridian, containing one, hundrrd nixty! (J80) Sicres more or less, according to the United ‘States Government ‘Survey thereof. There will be due on such Mortgage at the date of sale the sum of Twenty-two hundred ninety- ‘one and .82-100 ($2291.82). Dollars. SETH G. WRIGHT ‘ Mortgagee Fargo, North Dakota. Lawrence, Murphy & Nilles, Attorneys for Mortgage Fargo, North Dakota. $—3-10-17-24-31._9- 'y the same, ited in the Frecklés and His Friends TE WUL. OVER T" uovsouev éor | SUMMONS ' rth ='Dakota, County of Fourth State of No Burleigh, in District Court, Judicial ‘District, 8. F. Mauk, Plaintiff, vs. Byron B. Woods, Grover H. Woods and Rose A. Persons, and all other persons un- known claiming an. of ‘interest in or lien or incumbrance upon the property described in the complaint, Defendants. The State ‘of North Dakota above named Defendants: You are hereby summoned to answer the complaint: in. this action, which is tiled with the Clerk of said District Court at/his office in th in the city of Bismar: and State, und to serve answer upon the | su thirty days after the summons upon you, exclusive of the day of service; and in case of your failure to appear br answer judg- ment will be taken against you by de- ‘ult for the relief demanded in the complaint. Dated July 18th, A. D. H. ALARMS Attorney for Pl Oftice of post office address, Hazelton, North Dakota. tice of nd Perso To the above named defendants You will please ‘take notice that the object of the above entitl i i quiet the title of the pl he following descril in the County of North Dakota, to the r vice of. this e South west quarter Kw) of ction ‘Thirty-three (33) in Township one hundred’ and thirt ( North, of Range of the Fifth P i that no personal claim is made you, or any of you. i HA. ARMSTRONG Attorney for Plaintife 7-27,—8-3-10-17-24-31, [MARKETS | ea ee ee Chicago, Aug. 17,—Wheat under- went fresh declines. in price today largely owing to continued weakness ‘in the ‘New York stock market and to reports about general busineess | conditions. {| Opening quotations which varied from unchanged to 3-4 cents lower were followed by a material general setback. Rallies failed to hold. The mar- ket: closed heavy, 2 1-4 to 3 cents net Jower. ST. PAUL LIVE STOCK South St. Paul, Aug. 17.—Cattle re- ceipts 4,000. Slow, no good or choice beef steers here. All other killing cat- tle generally weak to 25 cents lower; en COMMON SENSE HAVE You Tag Brings Some Startling News | the train were re-enforced by a lar ! band and in a short time it becumne; | evident that the train, whose defend- | ers were hopelessly outnumbered, was. 7 spots mote. Common to medium-grass steers $4.50 to $7.50. Bulk $5.00 to $6.50. Butcher cows and helférs most- ly $8.00 to $4.50. Good heavyweight heifers around $6.00. Veal calves; around steady. Practical packer top $7.00. Seconds $4.00. Good and choice stockers and feeders steady; common and medium weak to 25 cents lower. Choice feeders quotable around $700. Choice _stockers around 750 pounds up to $6.00. Hog receipts 9,800; 75 cents to $1.00 lower. Range $7.00 to $9.50. Bulk $7.00 to $9.00. Best pigs $9.75. Sheep receipts $2,500. All native. Mostly steady. Bulk good lambs $8-50. Bulk ewes $2.75 to $3.50. Choice lights $4.00. ° MINNEAPOLIS GRAIN Minneapolis, Aug. 17—Wheat re- ceipts 42 cars compared with 208 cars a year ago. Cash No. 1 northern, $1.38 to $1.43; September $1.28; December $1.25 7-8. Whvat No. 1 dark northern $1.56 1-4 to $1.59 3-8. Corn No. 3 yellow 48 to 49 cents. Oats No, 3 white 27 5-8 to 28 3-8 cents. | Barley 30 to 60 cents, Rye No, 2, 99 3-4 to $1.00 3-4. Flax No, 1, $2.07 to $2.09, BISMARCK GRAIN (Furnished by Russetl-Miller Co.) Bismarck, August 17. + $1.32 1.03 | 98 86 | seve 178 | 83 1 amber durum fo. 1 mixed durum No. 1 red durum . No.1 ‘flax... No, 2 flax No. 2 rye .. ae. CLOSE DOORS OF BANK IN MINN. Rochester, Minn. Aug:, 17.—The Peoples State Bank of’ this city, which did not open for business this| morning, was closed by the state bank- ing department because of a lack of a cash reserve, according to a state- ment issued today by C. A. Thapman, of the First National Bank, head of the Rochester clearing house associa- | tion. By Blosser | WHERE IN THE NAME OF BEEN ALL OF WIS WELL-WELL-WELL- ISNT TWAT LOVELY» IS TAB oR GIRL? | the United States army, and to the | cabin where he lived. tin | years ago. | yed “two | do not agree with them. ia laugh, ; traders to | Parked thelr wagons in a circle with | their being stampeded if Indians at- | as his birth and early life. | OLD BILL HAMILTON'S STRANGE | and butcher shop and ’tend to my duties Stories of ime Great Scouts Wass ©, Western Newspaper Unton. BELZY DODD, THE “MAN WHO SCALPS HIMSELF” Some historians: have asserted that Belzy Dodd was a myth, but some of the old scouts who knew him well “Ask some of the Injuns who raided along the old Santa Fe trail about “The Man Who Scalps Himself,” they said, with Like California Joe, Dodd was a practical joker, and one of his Jokes once defeated a band of Indians and saved a wagon train from the horrors of a massacre. Dodd was guiding a caravan of Santa Fe, At night they the mules corralled inside to prevent tacked. Outside the circle guards were posted to give warning at the first appearance of a savage. Just before daylight one morning| the traders were awakened by a shot, and rushed out to find a guard lying} wounded on the ground. In the next instant a band o¥ Pawnees charged down on the train, A fierce battle fol- lowed. ‘The Ind!ans who attacked ger doomed, Suddenly Dodd, whose rifle had knocked down more than one painted warrior, threw aside his weap- on and dashed outeide the circle of wagons, Howling fiendishly, he rushed into the midst of the charging Pawnees, Before the Indians could recover from their surprise at his bold act, Dodd whipped out his long knife, ran It around the edge of his hair, and with a wild yell, tore off his shock of black hair and waved it about his head. It was too much for the Pawnees. With a how! of terror, they broke and ran. Dodd was a swift runner—he could hold his own in running beside a galloping buffalo, it Is said—and he pursued the frightened — redskins, shrieking and waving his “scalp” un- til they left him far behind.. A wig had saved a wagon train! After that time any wagon train which Belzy Dodd guided over the Santa Fe trall was safe if the Indians saw Dodd in the lead. They had no use for a man who could scalp him- self and still live. What became of Belzy Dodd and where he died is as much a mystery He played his little role as a comedian in the drama of the West, and then, like many greater actors, he passed on and wat soon forgotten, Stories of Ze Great Scouts ve: ©, Western Newspaper Union. DUEL WITH AN ENGLISHMAN One of the greatest of the old-time’ snountain men in western history was William ‘T. Hamilton, or “Old Bill” Hamilton as he was known in the early days in Monta His strange duel with an Englishman is historic. Old Bill had offended thé Englishman in some way, and the Britisher chal- lenged him to a duel, “AML right; ll fight you!” said Old Bill. “But I get to name the weap- ons and rules for the fight.” The Englishman agreed, and this i8 what Hamilton decided; Each man was to strip to the skin, go out to the} Yellowstone river, and with an ax chop a hole in the ice. Then the two men were to get down in these holes and sit in the water up to their shoul- ders. ‘The first to leave this icy bath was the loser, The contest began, The Englishman stood it for a few minutes, ‘Then with a wild yell he leaped out and, with hig teeth chattering, ran for a house and a stove as fast us he could. Old Bill followed close on calling the shivering Britisher name In his vocabulary, Old Dill wa: declared’ winner of the duel, It had | been no hardship for Hamilton, He} had Hved among the Indians and was as hardy as they. He is snid to have been the only white man of his time! who could strip nuked, take a bow and arrows and shoot buffalo from horse back as well as the savages, with whom he lived. Hamilton finally settled) down at Fort Benton, Mont., where he opened a log cabin hotel and a butcher shop. The governor of Montana appointed him sheriff of Choteau county, and he was also a deputy United States mar-' shal, ‘In 1865 the governor asked him to visit the Crow and Gros Ventre In- dians ‘and persuade them to come in to Fort Benton to make peace. “But how can I go?’ said Old Bill. “I have to look after my eatin’ house y s as sheriff and marshal. I've got two prisoners on hand now and no jail to keep ’em in.” Finally he consented and, accom- panied only by an Indian boy, he made the dangerous trip. After a series of exciting adventures he returned in safety, bringing the two tribes with him ‘to the council. Old Bill died in 1908 at the age of eighty-six. He was always proud of the fact that he had been a scout for day of his death he kept the Stars and Stripes floating over the little log | Assyrians made extensive use of in casting bronze, about 3000 French history reaords as uncrown- “kings’—Louis X.1l and INapolean I. Often Go Together. “A popular novelist says women ar@ not as intelligent as men,” “It I were in his shoes I- wouldn't make a statement like that,” sald the book reviewer, “Why not?” ; “He might cut down his royalties. There's a close aftinity between bon- bons and ‘best sellers.’” Wasn't Going That Far. Country Parson (to farmer belabor- ing his horse)—Say, my good man, with all this cursing and beating of your horse, you'll never get to heaven, Farmer Hays—That might be, but I'm only going to town with a load of pertaters! Simplicity of Greatness. “Really great men have very simple natures:” | ‘Sometimes they have,” said Miss Cayenne; “and on the other hand, they show their powers of dissimulation by seeming so gentle and truthful that you couldn't suspect the slightest mo- tlve of personal interes! Very Considerate, “Did the motorist who ran over you show any consideration whatever?” “He certainly did,” said the victim. “And I marveled at the exhibition, He exarained that confounded car of his from stem to stern to see if it had been damaged anywhere.” The Ruling Cla The Depositor—What's the iden of this new clearing house sssoclation rule fixing noon for your opening hour? Think it'll suit the public? The Bank President—No, not that. But our cooks and chauffeurs object to getting up so early. Practical Interchange. “A soft answer turneth away wrath,” remarked the expert in quota- tions, “True.” replied Mr. Dustin Stax; “but In regular business a soft answer {yn’t as valuable as a hard bargain.” NOT PARTICULAR “Now you may kiss my hand.” “No thank you, your ps are quite good enough for me.” Just Like a Girl. She stood before the mirror With her eyes closed very tight, And tried to see just how she looked When fast asleep at night. 4 Maybe So. “That doctor must know his biz. T feel better already.” “That's the result of stepping out of his gloomy old anteroom into the sunlight.” “Well, maybe he knows his biz, at that.” Net Then. Mrs. Eye—Misery loves company, you know. Mrs. Wye—Not always, my dear. I guess you never h:d on very tight shoes when company called and stayed three mortal hours. Practical. “They married for love?” “Yes.” “And now she’s suing him for at vorce?” “Yes, Discovered that she had to have something to eat as well.” Couldn't Get It. “Mamma,” said the inquisitive child. “I don't think that toweling 1s such a loud color! “It isn’t, son, what makes you say that?” “Then why do they eall it crash?’ The Puzzle, “y' know." sald Bings, “y’ know what puzzles >me?” “Naw; what?” inquired Jings. “Ten never figure out which end t’ be sorry for when a man’s exer clsin’ a pet dog on a lead chain.” The Art of the Off-Hand. “That latest speech of yours sound- ed as If it were thoroughly extempore.” “Thanks,” replied Senator Sorghum. “I worked over if for weeks In order to make it convey that Impression.” Says Which. Mack—What's funnier than a one armed man trying to wind his wrist watch? Knvutt—A glass eye at a keyhole, ‘Not Dumb. “Are you fond of dumb animal: “Yes,” replied Mr. Cumrox. “My objection to the pets around the house is that most of them are vocalists.” . TRIBUNE WANTS—FOR: RESULTS RB. 8S. ENGE, D.C. Ph. C, Chiropractor Consultation Free Guite 9. 11—Lucas Bleck—Pheng 208