The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 11, 1921, Page 2

RIBU NE |ward’s chief recommendation to posterity is that he was not military, and adds: | “Surely the art of sculpture can invent some| \way of dealing with such a characteristic and in-' mee ecnnens : 2 dividual personage as ‘King Edward without rep-| {WANT TO GO-TO | :\> 'yesenting him only as an ordinary royal symbol.”' es s MY DAUGHTERS HOME, ‘i i seaibtiacichiishavansonoenh dnd THEBISMARCKT Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. | GEORGE D. MANN Editor Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - . Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. ‘ All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year.. 7. Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) seese Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.... THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) <> IN MEMORY OF HEROES Seventeen states have about matured their plans for memorial buildings to perpetuate the memory of the American soldiers who died in the World War. i Unlike memorials erected after previous wars,| those now contemplated will serve some useful purpose. They will combine beauty and rever-' ence with usefulness. Sitti This same trend is evidentin memorials "that have been proposed in England and France. The strictly monument type of memorial ap- pears to have nearly run its course. Its place‘is taken by memorial libraries, hospitals, auditor- iums, stadiums and amphitheaters. Uk! é 7 is: :. : . : Two years from now, the University of Illinois expects to.open a,$2,000,000 athletic stadium and recreational field.. It will seat 75,000—the largest athletic plan of its kind in the country. While this stadium is being financed by the uni- versity’s students and alumni, without state aid, it will be a memorial to every Illinois soldier that died in the war. The University of Kansas is erecting a similar memorial stadium. Its first section is expected to be completed in time for the Kansas-Missouri football game in November. The University of Nebraska, with state and publie aid, is erecting a memorial gymnasium. Connecticut, for her state war memorial, is con- sidering placing milestones on her highways, each stone engraved in honor of an individual Connec- ticut man who made the supreme sacrifice. Pennsylvania plans a giant memorial building connecting the two parts of the city of Harris- burg. Indianapolis, which already has one. of the world’s five greatest war monuments, will be the site of a $2,000,000 state memorial. Probably a Coliseum, with memorial halls, auditoriums, tro- phy rooms and American Legion headquarters. Massachusetts will build a similar structure in Boston, in addition to monuments on the battle- fields of France and arrangements for perman- ently taking care of graves there. Colorado has appropriated large sums for erec- tion of memorial armories. Virginia will build a $500,000 memorial library. Utah contemplates the same. ‘ Some cities have planted a shade tree for each of their soldier dead. This idea is spreading. One plan, now gathering much support, proposes lin- ing the Lincoln Highway from New York harbor to the Golden Gate, and the Dixie Highway from Chicago to Florida, with memorial trees. When Attila the Hun died, he was buried in an unknown river in'a triple tomb with alternate walls of gold, silver and iron. Slaves who buried him were executed to keep the grave secret. Romans, commemorating their war dead, gave the world memorial arches. f That the memorials we are building in honor of our war heroes are tending toward useful struc- tures, is evidence of an increasing spirituality. The boys who died in France need no marble or bronze. Their real memorial will be in the Soul of America. ROOMS WITH BATH “Everybody wants a room with bath,” com- plains a New York hotel man. “No rate is too high for people to pay if a private bath goes with the room. But we can’t fix the rates low enough on rooms without, to keep them filled.” And yet only. a couple of generations ago there wasn’t a bath tub, in the modern sense, in the United States, The first bath was installed in Cincinnati in 1842 and the man who installed it was considered “queer.” Boston in 1845 passed an ordinance making bathing in a tub unlawful, except on medi- cal advice. KINGS Kings must come off their high horse—even) dead kings! This ery isn’t raised in Russia, but in England, where there is much adverse criticism of an equestrian statue of King Edward by Bertram Mc- Kennal, recently unveiled in London. The sculptor did a good likeness of the king, \Jier’s is glad to hear from any reader who has had put copcentrated mostly on the charger. Bbe Manchagty: (uardian points out King Ed- | Weekly. Kresge Bldg. | 2 20 1 BRUTALITY ‘Oregon youngster has been drowned in fleeing! ‘from a camper who threatened to cut off-his ears. | | Ask the average person who reads the news-/ { SILK VS. STEEL i | The silk mills of Rhode Island are running full| ‘speed and many of them are employing night ‘shifts. The same is true of the Philadelphia. silk lyarn mills. ” i | If there were less activity in the silk mills and/ ‘more in the steel mills, the country would be bet- iter off. | i | i { | Recently a-Pittsburg child has been scared in- to imbecility by a bogie man threat. Now an Both threats were made in jest. | Who'll be the next brite to prey on the fears of little children? | HYLAN | papers, to name the worst mayor New York City | ever had and it’s pretty certain he will name Hy-, lan, the present mayor. ‘ | ‘And yet the betting odds in New York are 214! to 1 that Hylan will be elected to succeed him-| self this fall. | Hylan in New York and Thompson in Chicago, furnish pretty convincing evidence that the peo-| ple of the two greatest. American cities enjoy be-| ing misgoverned. BY, i i { { HOLDING HANDS We don’t know why they’re all doing it, but we've seen it on Broadway,New York, and Mar- ket street, San Francisco, on Main street, Paines-; ville, O., and in Pawhuska, Okla. They’re all holding hands. We don’t know why they’re doing it. Maybe because the young doughboys brought the habit back from France and the old doughboys contract-| ed the habit. Of course, it isn’t good etiquette—but who cares for etiquette nowadays? | | FATALISM Of all the allied war fliers none was more dar- ing than Captain Anselme Marchal of the French army... Everyone expected him to be killed. In. June, 1916, he flew from Nancy to Berlin, dropped leaflets on the German capital, proceeded onward, disappeared and was given up for dead. But he had had, a forced landing, was captured and—then:he escaped. More battle exploits. The other day he was killed while driving in an automobile at moderate speed. Food for argument for fatalists. CARUSO’S WEALTH The Caruso fortune, ‘according to reports from| Italy, is estimated at 30,000,000 lire. The greater part of it. is invested in Italian real estate and securities. At the normal rate of exchange this would be $6,000,000, but at the present rate of exchange it is only $1,263,000, Mrs. Caruso has decided to live in Italy. The fact that her money. will go about five times a3/ far there may not. be the reason, but it would be! a perfectly good reason. A PAINLESS TAX Says the Philadelphia Inquirer: “Why not a painless tax here? ‘The salés tax has become a| thing, decidedly worth ‘talking about,’ says Pro-' fessor Leacock in Collier’s; We agree with him. \If Canada can have a ‘painless tax,’ why cannot the United States?” Says the Boston Herald: “The wonderful) thing about. the Canadian sales tax, according to! Professor. Leacock in Collier’s, is that the con-| sumer is practically unaware.that it is there. No tax is levied on retail sales. The tax does not apply to sales made by the farmer, and the list of exemptions contains 91 items. Yet, small as! the tax is, it brought in about $50,000,000 in the| first year. A proportionate yield with our popu-| \lation would give us $600,000,000. The revenue from the sales tax has made it possible in Canada! to abolish last month the business-profits tax and the always unpopular luxury tax.” “h Says the Hartford Times:. “Congress could turn to Canada for experience and profit thereby. In Collier’s, Professor Stephen Leacock, probably ithe most distinguished: economist in the Domin- ion, explains how the Dominion government has been most pleasantly surprised by the productiv-| lity of.a sales tax, and by the complete absence lof public criticism of it. .No new burdens are put ‘upon business; there is no new prying into pri- vate affairs. If the sales-tax idea can be so suc- cessfully carried out by our neighbor to the north, {there is no reason why it cannot be successfully | ‘carried out by us.” ' | -These are quotations in brief from a few edi- |torial pages. More next week. Meanwhile Col- |personal experience with the sales tax.—Collier’s ind his itimdlly welt? Nancy and:Nick started with Scram- ble Squirrel, toward :his: hoame.in the maple-tree down on the earth (you know. old: ;Whizzy Tornade had pick- ed him: up and tossed him through the isky to Sprinkle Blow’s star). Their little Green Shoes set them down softly:on'a mossy place in Whis- pering Forest, not ten feet from the place Scramble lived; Scramble thank- ed them and said that they need not come no further as he knew the rest of the way as well as they knew how to walk up their own front stairs. “I do. hope that you'll find your family well,” said Nancy as she bade him good-bye. “We're sorry you had such an unpleasant. trip and we hope that old Whizzy will let you alone after this.” ; “Find, his family well!” exclaimed a voice near by. “If he finds his fam- ily at all, he'll be a hundred: and ninety-nine times luckier than the MANDAN NOTES , | TO BUY CATTLE. Judge Wartner, Hugh Montgomery, Dr. Wells and Mr. Foost, a retired farmer, ‘all from Wells county in the Harvey neighborhood, were in Man- dan Monday enroute to New Salem, where they plan to. buy.a number of pure bred Holsteing-and build up a breeding circyit in their. section. The publicity given to ‘the New Salem ‘country through the recent tour is destined to bring to them many applicants for pure bred stock and to ‘stimulate greater attention to dairying. DIES AFTER LING Mrs. George Boehm, aged 57, died here yesterday afternoon. Deceasoid was a prominent resident of the St. Vincent vicinity and. had been ill for gome time. The cause of her death was gallstones. Besides her husband, four sons and three daughters remain to mourn her death. The remains were taken from the Kennelly undertaking parlors to the home near St. Vincent where the fun- eral will be held from the St. Mar greta church tomorrow. mornin The Mandan News: through its at- torneys, Charles L. Crum and T. J. Krause, today carried to the supreme court an effort to force. the, city com- mission to pay it some $550 out of the general funds of thé city. The Mandan News as Official paper published: two notices of special as- sessments on the white way construc- tion, one amounted to $292.10, the other to $280.72. H, L. Henke, president of the commission, and W. H. Seitz, audito: signed warrants and tendered them to the News drawn on the special lighting assessment fund. Ho the News insisted that it be paid money from the general fund. the city officials refused: to do claim- ing that the cost of adyertising should | come out of the general cost of in- stalling the white way; and further that the general fund was depleted and the bills-could not be paid out of that fund if the city so desired. ~.Bhe- News, under a writ of mat! damus,sought to Have ‘the eommls- sion drdered to pay the money out of the general fund. Judge H. L. Berry CZ (Lore , -— ny MISTER OFFICER, HERE 1S HER ADDRESS, Mm “le, os ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS =~ By Olive Barton Roberts “AA! exclaimed voice ‘nearby. * rest.of us!” It was Ben Bunny, and as he hopped up close to the Twins and Scramble Squirrel, he took his little red hanky out of his waistcoat pocket (he only wore the waistcoat sometimes) and wiped his brow. As. he said to a friend of his, one aways looked more worried when he -wiped his brow, and got more sympathy. “Why!” said Nick, “Can't you find your family, Mr. Benjamin?” “Not min said Ben mopping again for all he was worth, “but somebody's. I’ve got the queerest bunch of creatures on my hands you ever saw. Whizzy Tornado has: not only taken away half-.the people who, lived in Whispering Forest and the neighborhood, but he’s played a mean- er trick still. He’s dumped down some of the oddest creatures’ you can ‘im- agine, and such a mixup! Come along and I'll show you.” (To Be Continued) RAR ARR. denied the claims of the News and upheld the city commission. Today City Attorney day Ala, GRNVONLY received notice of an -appeal fromj Judge Berry’s decision to the supreme court, Mrs. H. S. Pope is very Hy ili at the Deaconess hospital, She has been suffering with typhoid fever and EVER! TRUE JOE, COU'D ‘BETTER |]. WHY, AND GONG: DOWN THE CALL . EVERETT. Now —* BREAKFAST IIs TREE FOR A WILE! BS{ READY © PRETTY, SOON. GWE MG A HALE DOZEN Of THE BIG. GEST IM GOING TO PRESENT SM TO SOME FRIENDS OF MING WHO FURNISH [TOWSLS You'vS i } \ | | | | i o—— SONTERTI yesterday morning developed internal hemorrhages and doubt wag express- ed as to her recovery. Mr. and Mrs. A. Timmerman and daughter, Mary and Miss Agnes Ol- son, have returned from a two weeks’ trip to Yellowstone National Park and points in Wyoming. John B. Fried of Jamestown is a business caller in Mandan for several days. B. S. Kennelly has left for a short} visit at Chico Hot Springs, Mont. He will be met at Livingston by Mrs. D. S. Littlehales of Jamestown and gon and daughter, Billy and Bernice. Mr. and Mrs. E. W. Peterson and} family have returned from an auto trip to the Killdeer mountains, Dr. Edmund Mackey of Waldort. Minn., formerly of this city, is here on business matters and visiting! friends. 5 | R. A. Countryman of the Mandan; Mercantile Company, is ill and is con- fined to his home. Mrs, John Burke left last night for Missoula, Mont., where she will visit with relatives. Mrs. C. E. Dorfler and son, Eugene, and guests, Mrs. Henry Garvey and daughter, of Faribault, Minn., left this morning for Glendive, where they will visit Mrs. Dorfler’s sister, Mrs. R, J. Higgins. | Fred Wick of Center, and father of Plymouth, Wis., were visiting in Man- dan yesterday. Jos. Crosthwaite, who has been a patient at Chico Hot Springs, for a namber of weeks, has been removed to the Northern Pacific hospital at Tacoma, Wash. R, R. Lutz of the Lutz Studio, has completed arrangements for the fea- ture photographs of Mandan girls to appear in the rotogravure section of! the Minneapolis Tribune. Mr. Luts| sent them in yesterday and they will appear in-the paper the last Sunday issue of this month. BY CONDO HE'S. BEGN: YEO SONGWHERS —| STROLL, ‘PIGYUGSS,_ Ni jnot among the starving. It’s a job to get'a job. “Free love” is Ny expensive. Uncommon sense. people have commcn You can’t do every!.Ing—s7 one! every- You can't be a high liver andhave a spry liver. The main preacher shortage is in their pocketbooks. Now we must penetrate Germany’ business line, The hardest thing to remember is to forget trouble. Those who live by the sword shall perish by the taxes. Some styles have gone so far they are a regular side-show. Of course, Lenin and Trotzky are All the world is a stage and the i best way to act is natural, The Woolworth building isn’t ‘any higher than home building. Congressmen have an awful nerve to celebrate Labor Day. Every married man knows stitch in time is a surprise: a That great silence you hear school days being welcomed. 8 When a man wishes he was knee- high again, he’s been reading styles. A news item says a sick man’s breathing was taxed. Reads like 1922. Carpentier writes he is enjoying “good licker.” Well, Gibbons claims he’s one. The male mosquito is a vegetarian; it’s the wife that spoils your vaca- tion. You can't convince a fisherman thé. average length of a whale is only 80 feet. | Remarkable Remarks | Other dealers wil! ext ‘their candy ~ prices or I will get their business..- Benjamin Miller, big New York candy merchant, oe 8 There will be no return to what we call prosperity until: we have peace— and we haven’t got it now—Bernard M.. Baruch, recently returned from Europe. n oe « The schottische and other dances of long ago are coming back into vogue. —Louis Kretlow, one of the founders of the American National Association of Masters of Dancing. . 8 8 There has been no rain in Nor- mandy for four:months and the far- mers have to carry water for miles to irrigate their ground—Captain M. Roch, of the ocean lines France. . * * The real American spirit lists as its first and most necessary luxury the American home.—E. ‘K. Cormack. president National Building Supply Association of Chicago. . eo 8 8 Aliens in this country should: love it or leave it—Congressman William Vaile, of Colorado. + ee Many people insist modern evils are the result of war conditions and will soon be forgotten. No such thing will, ~ happen.—Rey. W. H. Nicholas, Spritig- field, Ill. . * oe The only thing about. which Chi- cago has a right to boast is its cen- tral Tocation—Dean J. H» Wigmore. of Northwestern Law School. When you are too tired to.pre- jpare a heavy, meal” just order some home made Bologna from Dehn’s Sanitary and Exclusive Meat Market. 2 ‘Wome are more able to ward off and withstand disease than men, say scientists. . ” A man’s brain is one-tenth larger than a woman’s but smaller in pro- portion to relative size of body. Some of the older insurance com- panies of England used to dispense beer free to their employes. SQUEEZED TO DEATH ‘When the body begilil to stiffen and movement becomes painfu! these or; The world’s standard remedy for kid liver, bladder -and uric acid tsoubl bles. Famous since 1696. Take regularly and keep in good health. three sizes, all druggists. Guarana 3° tepresented. Leck for the name Sos aad eacept ao iniopaa 7 seen - eer