The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 3, 1921, Page 4

4 } THEBISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Reatottice, Piemarel, N. D., as Second | GEORGE D. MANN : - : 5 Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT | Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH i NEW YORK - - - : Fifth Ave. Bldg. | i The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise | credited in this paper and also the local news published | erein. i ‘ i All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are | also reserved. i MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION Editor | SUBSCRIPTION: RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE. 9 /and, meditating what their light-aired brothers; Daily by carrier, per year. aS Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00 | Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.......+++ wee 6.00 THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER | (Established 1873) GiB WHEN YOU’RE OLD | What will you be doing in your old age? Will you be sitting on the front porch, stroking your white hair? . Or will you be active, powerful and a leader?! This latter, you may doubt. For most of us have) the-false motion that old age necessitates inac- tivity Consider the case of the Earl of Halsbury—99 years old, the oldest man in the British House of Lords where he is leader of the conservatives or “did-hards.”. <4. 4s tah | Halsbury, in his prime, one of the greatest Eng-| lish lawyers, became Lord Chancellor in 1885 and served until 1905:when he wag. 83. . Now, prepar- ing to celebrate his’ 100th birthday, he is busily! supervising the writing of a 20-volume edition in-! terpreting the whdle law of England. The Earl of Duicie, 94, is rounding out his 68th year of service:in the House of Lords, along with 89-year-old:sBaren Eversley, active. { Compared with these English politicians, Sen- ator Lodge, 71, is a youngster. So is Senator Dill- ingham, 77, and Senator Culberson, 66. Only Uncle Joe Cannon, 85, is a real rival. If you have an idea of retiring when you are 60, consider these great exploits by old men: Titian painted his famous Battle of Lepanto when he was 98. |cording to the census bureau. Von Moltke was in full uniform‘at 88: \ Commodore Vanderbilt did not become a great! railroad king until he was ‘70. At 88 he was the most active railroad man of his day. { Socrates began studying music when he was 80:1 Pasteur discovered his hydrophobia cure after). he was 60. Columbus, between 50 and 60, made his first voyages of American discovery. Be Voltaire, Newton, Spencer, Talleyrand and Thomas‘ Jefferson—all were active and in their in- tellectual prime after 80. When Galileo discovered the monthly and daily vibrations of -the, moan, he was 78. 23%, avs There are-teris’ of thousands of/bther instances of great men‘‘Wwho did their best work ‘in old’ age. You in your youth grope rather blindly. Ex- perience comes slowly. With old age arrives wis- dom—real knowledge of life. It’s a good thing for a government to have gray- beards among its younger legislators.’ It’s a good thing for a business to have old men sitting on the lid, at headquarters while the young bloods go out after the business. * Youth usually -is; too’ impulsive,’ ‘rig Old age, remembering scorched fingers, is con- servative. ere cued The two, working together, make the happy medium. i # Nature can make your joints stiffen and. your} The. Stones were enthusiastic mountain-climb- arteries hard, your haif white and your face lined with wrinkles.-*But your brain—your real self— can defy: old’ age. Train your brain; learn'to think straight, if'youone'else has done. ‘‘Apparerély: it was in pursuit! and was wounded on Sept. 28, 1918./ I / would make old age the most successful period of your life. ‘lived near the equator. Brunettes, venturing north ‘conquest of the earth. - Brunettes stayed safely | **"'"7'90 | were doing in the north, developed philosophies. both extremely} “ -,|o£f Purdue University | to work harder for a living. That‘ made him strong, running to the physical instead of the in- tellectual. ; = Time was, during the Ice Age, when all folks after the ice retreated, lost the melanin pigment which was no longer needed as protection against tropical suns. They became blonds. Also devel-| oped long nostrils to warm the cold air before taking it into their lungs. In contrast to the snub nose of the tropical brunette. In the early stages of civilization, blonds led the near the ample food and warm sun of the tropics Norsemen, first to explore the unknown seas, | were blonds—rovers and aggressive fighters. \ That’s why investigations by. Dr. Orr Edson/ showed that 90 percent of all modern sailors have) light or blue eyes. It’s also,why. so many polar) explorers are blonds, with Scandinavian names. | With exception of albinos, there-no longer is any ciyilized blond type in the pure state. So with} brunettes. In civilized nations every person is a} mixture of blond and brunette, i The brunette retains his dark hair and eyes, but! his swarthy face has become bleached. And the, so-called blond—no matter how golden the hair, | how blue the eyes—has something of the brunette temperament. The preliminary work of bolnds and brunettes completed in the early stages’ of civilization, na- ture is merging the two to’ restore balance — a} happy medium. i al } ENVIRONMENT © % 30405.) A 155-pound Milwaukee lawyer took four! punches, right in court, at a 190-pound opponent. ! He had been counsel for Jack Dempsey, heavy-| weight champion. | Environment DOES count. $100,000,000 | This is the approximate cost of the proposed canal system that would connect the lakes with the gulf by way of the Ohio and Mississippi rivers. It would build 20,000 homes worth $5,000 each. It would build 400 modern school houses. | But what we are driving at is this: One hun-; ‘dred million dollars is being spent annually in| America for paints, powders and perfumes, ac-| Draw your own conclusions. | " - ACCURACY In ‘addressing men going abroad in the consular ‘service Secretary of State Hughes said: “J ‘confess that.in my experience with young| imen'the capacity that. I-have found least often is| the capacity to be.accurate. I have set greater F y the discovery that I could absolutely de- pend‘lion what a man.said than I have ever set by, lanything that his friends may say.” From watchman to watchmaker, from plumber to president, accuracy is the first requisite of de- pendability—and‘without depentfability’ there can be no success. How-nearly accurate are you? EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or not express the opinion cf The Tribune. are mnted here in order that our readers. may bave th aides of important issues: which are being dis- cussed in the press of the day. HOW TO RIDE A HOBBY The tragic accident, whéyéby: President Stone ig jlife in the Canadian Rockies, and that of Mrs: Stone was saved only by the ‘narrowest margin,’ illustrates that the very| human foible of riding a hobby may easily be; carried too far. by . | 1 | 1 i} ers. It was their regular’simmer recreation. Dr.| Stone was filled. with the:ambition that animates; iso many Alpinists— to achieve the feat that no! 7 i of that’ aspiration-that he fell.to his death. He! was almost sixty years old—an age at which most! UNCLE,S1, WHO~™ CAME ‘To THE CITY TO-VISIT:HIS NIECE FOR A FEW DAYS ,TAKES NO CHANCES WITH THEM NEW "TRICK BEDS "— MANDAN FAIR TO BE BIGGEST. IN HISTORY The Missouri Slope Fair to be held here Aug:.29,:30 and 31, is to be the biggest in the history of Mandan. The shortage of space for this year’s dis- play will cause -the crection of some temporary buildings to handle the ex- tra_displays. Eight counties have registered up! year than ever before. The fi department will also be la year and last year’s exhibits;took up all the room apportioned to tHat clas: The racing ‘program for the fair is attracting a great deal of inferest as' some of the fastest horses’ in the: northwest are on the program Indians from ‘Standing Rock dnd Forti Berthold Reservations will be ‘there in a larger number than last year and! some new features have been added to. the wild west program. 4 sat the fair will be, the Loo! al company, rn to Mr: i @ dogcand i iy: auto polo’ Born to Mr. and Mrs. James T. Svi: attraction whith p' ed. of so much in- j terest at the Grand. Forks fair and two bands will be here, the Mandan Municipal band and ‘the popular Dick- inson band. planned for the mornings the three days. Nearly every mer- chant itt town will have a float in these parades. T. G. C. Kennelly is in parade. TRIBUTE TO SOLDIER Sanger, N. D., Aug. 3.— Fifteen hundred people from the surrounding community gathered here Sunday af- ternoon to pay a last tribute to the ‘memory of Frank Day whose body was} tyre.—John S.- Sumner, secr just brought over from France. The funeral services were conducted at the Sanger city hall at 2 o’clock under the auspices of the American Legion. Rev. Bergum of Washburn, officia ed at the ceremony. The Hensler choir and the Center Band rendered the music.’ Mrs. Charles V: Day, pioneer residents of Oliver county, was with his regi- ment in the fighting in Argonne wocds He died Oct. 5, 1918, in the hospital from ‘wourds receive CONTEST CLOSES THE GREAT ‘AM The} Big parades are being! each of} charge of the arrangements for the! Frank Day, aged 22, son of Mr. and, IRECKON SHEILL HOLD, ALRIGHT! ~ H MANDAN NEWS|] {month with relatives at Des Moines, , and other Iowa cities. i Otto A. Feland of Almont, who has ; just returned from St. Paul, where he sold several carloads of cattle was in | Mandan yesterdav. i ast two weeks returned to her home jin Fargo. ! Miss Ethel Haight returned yester- h am, Minn., where she at the lakes visiting The young son of Mike Millner of Huff, underwent an operation for ap- vendicitis yesterday at the Deaconess | hospital. : Mr. and’ Mrs: city are the’ parents orn yesterday. Mrs. Wm.’ Wetzstein left. last night ‘or Red Wing, Minn., to visit her par- vents, Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Turline. eorge-A. Doll ofthe of a baby boy ‘hovec, a son Cae — | Remarkable Remarks | oe ______—_____—_-e If we could wear gloves on our feet instead of shoes, we would be imuch better off—Dr. R. Kendrick | Smith, Boston osteopath. oe # 1 The average resident of Porto Rico | is content to be an American citizen. |—Alred B, Beales, Porto Rican bank- er. a | ‘The greatest offender against to- {morrow's ‘morals is the motion—pic- A exy;-New ! York Society for the Suppression of ! Vice. | | a ihe Se There will be a new kind of. prac- itioner in a few years--the recreation | | | d = —— WELL, Mn Minty TRUE, i | | | ERICAN HOME — |” Miss Violet’ ruot, wno has been the ; | guest of Mrs. G. H. Spielman for the | |men are content to leave feats of skill, endurance! The ‘ladies -of the Lutheran church! BLONDS SUFFER MOST Blonds suffer more than brunettes from summer heat, says a doctor. The reason? Because blonds belong in the cold north, brunettes near the equator. : try The brunettes—from the coal-black “African to the white-skinned person with dark hair and eyes —have in their ‘skin, a. pigment called. melanin, which protects {hem from the sun’s blue actinic rays. j , tr The blond type originated -in northern Europe} and Scandinavian countries where, not ‘needin; this melanin protection aganist solar heat, they never developed it. sweltering summer. -Any workman will tell you that ‘the.coolest shirt is the black sateen—a brunette shirt. It insulates, Hence they suffer most in! ‘and strength to their juniors. | Hobbies are fine things. Every man ought to, have one and learn to ride:it:with:skill and under- standing. him close to nature, cultivates the better of his primal instincts, or spurs him on to widen. the circle of human knowledge, itis a good hobby, and! Lriding it will do him good. The more a man’s vocation ‘absorbs his vital forces, the greater his} need for an ‘avocation: that shall restore the bal-| ance of life. : * |..; But no-sooner does'atnan.get a good seat on his ‘hobby, no: sooner ‘daes: arn to ride it well and |with satisfaction to-hinjsclf, than the very human} temptation presents itself’ to.take excursions on} its top'that’run too far afield. — i | It-eannot ‘be expected that all danger will be keeps out the heat. The color of your hair and eyes, scientists ‘say, determines your character, disposition and degree of intelligence. The tropical brunette, with his living growing on trees and obtainable without much effort, be- comes sluggish, lazy. ‘Lolling under the palms, he by nature is a dreaming thinker. That’s why nearly every important philosophy and religion originated in or near the equatorial zone, among brunettes. The blond, satusaldinhebitant-of- the arti had ate ~-and: with: judgment leliminated. The sporting chance has its allure- | ment and its uses. 'If:men‘never took it, the world | would have lagged sadly in its progress. The hid- iden and inaccessible corners of. the earth would have remained unexplored. The Poles would never jhave been discovered, America discovered, the |seas charted, the life of this earth catalogued. ' : All the’same, as Dr. Stone:has so tragically illus- trated, it is well to have a curb bit on one’s hobby, and to rein it in sturdily, when it shows symptoms ‘of running away. Ride a hobby, by all means—but ride it temper- If it takes him~into the open, brings f have divided into two groups and have} been having a contest the past few! months to raise money in order to pay! off the debt of $900 on the church and} raise money to buy coal for the win- being given-by| ision this evenin; i the Maple Leaf division tl This concludes the activities. The r sults of the contest will be announced} on Friday. { i TO PLAY MANDAN SUNDAY One of the fastest home teams of the slope will be scen in action Sunday when the Carson baseball team meets the reorganized Mandan team. The Carson team won a 2 to 0 victory from Flasher last Sunday. Mrs. Louisa.Spencer and Mrs. H. A. Clemens, of Racine, Wis.,.and Mrs, J. Ralph Bennett, of Providence, Re 15 arrived in the city yesterday and are guests of Mrs. E. A: Tostevin. Mrs. Bennett will remain: for a short time and then go to Helena, Mont., where she wi!l meet her husband and make her future home. . Mrs. Spencer and Mrs. Clemons will remain for several weeks. 5 Word received from Mr. and Mrs. Jarvis Estrop tell of their moving in- to a new home they have purchased at Burbank, Calif, a suburb of Los Angeles. Cleve Kennelly left yesterday for Grand Forks, where he was called to attend a special; méeting of the state board..ofembalmers. ‘ i j c imivaxyisit diring:the past! ’ | dlagnostician—Rowland Haynes, di-| { jrector, Cleveland Recreation Council. ‘oe 8 The American Legion is an idea! that deserves to die if the basic fund- ; amental on which it is built, Service, is allowed to be subverted to a spirit ‘of selfishness—Col. Guy M. Wilson, | Michigan commander, American Le- | gion, i * 8 8 | Most religious men I have met are | Politicians in disguise—Mahatma iGhandi, Indian anti-British leader. + wee Girls all over the United States are automobile crazy.—Police - Superin- 'tendent Alderdice, Pittsburg. . 'e @ | Tam a radical nationalist anti-im- perialist anticollectivist distributivist Christian ‘social’ “democrat—G. K. j Chesterton, British’ author. i ey eiely | Thoughts are mere tennis balls vol- ! leyed back and forth between the ex- j ternal world and the ductless glands. | The’ brain icorresponds_ to the tenuis ‘ net.—Dr. Ernest E. Tucker, New York | osteopath, 1 Pe | Everywhere 1 found a: general feel- ling of. hope’and a belief that condf- tions are going to be better-—Howard { Elliott, chairman Northern Pacifiz | Railway: Co., recently returned from j tip to northwest. é WOMEN MEN ADMIRE |ure, but most of all the happy, healthy, Men admire a pretty face, a good fig- ; contented woman, as beauty fades and are troubled with backache, head- ‘aches, those dreadful dragging sensa- ions, and nervous Irritability, cannot jhope to be- popular, and advancement {in eithor home, ‘business or social life jis impossible. . The cause of! these 'troubles, however, yields quickly to Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- pound, as it.is a natural restorative for. such conditions, and dispels ef- fectually all those distressing symp- toms. : They once stayed at home because they didn’t have a stitch to their back; now they stay if they have. EVERETT TRUE | BY CONDO| Te Tece You, misrere lF THE NEW RaTE OF WE WILE Finise. THIS. BUS yess} Tack AT MY OPCS SomMGe TINS PICKING YouR TSECTH w WRENN. You'RS NOT MRS. JUDGE SAYS ., | SHE JUST \PEMOC | LIKE DESPAIRING, Well Known Mitchell ‘Business Woman Had Suffered For Fifteen Years “I was on the verge of despair when I began taking Tanlac, but now that [ have regained my health I am as hap- py as a bird,” said Mrs, Anna Judge, 400 Main St., Mitchell, S. D., proprie- {tor of a popular millinery and fancy {goods establishment. “There are few people who have suf- fered as much and as long as I have from stomach trouble. For fifteen | years I was‘not able to eat anything without suffering misery afterwards from gas on my stomach. At times I | had excruciating pains’ in’ the pit of my stomach and in my back, and was {told that I had gall stones. 1 was nervous and restless, couldn’t sleep | at night and felt weak and bad all the time. I was almost beside myself with worry and misery when I ‘began tak- ‘ing Tanlac. “In a month’s time after this I was free from all my troubles. My ap- petite and digestion now are splendid and I sleep all night long without waking once. If Lever had gall stones I don’t feel a sign of them now and, in fact, I haven’t an ache or a pain of any kind. I Keep on the go all the time and it has been years since I was as able to attend to my business as I am now. My friends are simply amazed at my improvement and I am always quick to tell them that I owe my good health to Tanlac.” The only-food Russia has is for thought. The original safety raiser was 2 royal flush. All the swells may be at the ocean —but not in it, Being intoxicated with love is: hon- eymoonshine. ‘To. reduce’ rents, quit throwing bricks and lay them. ° Too many married folks are re- pairing broken hearts. London has. a one-cent: cigar. Sv have. wes-but jt-eosts:a dime. One swallow .does not: a summer make; but it can make things pretty warm. * A Chicago minister and the church's money..are missing.,, Clerical error. Isadore Duncan will take her bare feet into Russia—where they will feel at home. . * From the number of children dying, the real infant industry is still un- ithe figure will change. Women who? protected, The man who said, “There's safety in numbers,” was looking at his bank balance. The. ambitious amateur. thinks 2 golf course hasn’t enough holes and digs a few of his own. . When a highbrow speaks of Hom- er,, the baseball fan thinks he might j have some sense after all. When the: boss comes to work feel- ing all cut up, probably he and his wite have been looking daggers. $f FF ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY Olive Barton ‘Roberts WHAT SIZZLY DID When Old Sizzly Dry Weather got out of the. house of the Nuisance Fairies and meandered down to the earth. Sprinkle-Blow and the Twins were not the only people who were worried. Farmer Smith was worried, too. Day after day he watched the sky for clouds, but nary a one appeared. If they even so much as poked their Noses ‘over the edge of the world, Old Sizzly blew his roasting-hot breath on them and away they skidaddled. Farm- er Smith watched Old Gizzly march- ing through his fields and garden day after day, blowing his hot breath on every thing and drying things up dreadfully. The leaves were as brown as tobacco in places, and the grass, so lovely and green in the spring, had turned as yellow as clay and curled up like watch springs. The sass-patch garden looked so forlorn and droopy I can’t tell you about it, andthe stalks of.wheat and rye and_oats were as red as wrapping strings. The only place that did look as though it was really. enjoying the hot, dry weather was the corn ficld, and it-waved its long leaves of green in cool mockery at the rest of the world. It seemed to say, “Why not take the weather as it comes? Folks who make-such a fuss about |things usually get the worst of it. As jlong as Mr. Scare-Crow stays near to protect me from my enemies, I am happy.” | The corn field forgot that the min- jute the weather got a Dit chilly and cool it. began to. shiver and complain. That's the way it is with. people—as long as things are going to suit them, | they begin to criticize others who are not_so fortunate. : Farmer Smith was worried, but, lots 4 lot people were more worried than he { (Copyright » 19215 fab: spaper 15 Enterprise) { Serna y (To Re Continued) ‘was. Phil Frog was at his, wits’ “| = moe Le) -