The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 22, 1921, Page 4

\ Ht BISMARCK TRIBUNE ' SMARCK TRIBUNE bate on the issue: Which is the better friend of THEBI aN IS IT SAFE ae. “FRIDAY, JULY/22(9921 MRS. JOHNSON. © -—- man, the horse or the automobile? bs bys By Entered at the Foplottice; AB emiatel N. D., as Second ; hs SAYS. SHE‘IS a tter. ict 8 GORD a5 NORMALCY HAPPY WOMAN : TaTalgsiiRancesentatives ' Montpelier, 0. comes to the front wtih a chick- worms wt & This Is How North Dakota Wo- G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY ‘en dinner for 35 cents. It's D n Says She Feels Since SERICAGO perro z., Moundsville, W. Va., reports it has a barber ? ue find ible Reotee : ‘eae PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH who has reduced shaves to a dime. ir he ry NEW yoRK - -- -__—*Fifth Ave. Bd.) 4 Newcastle, Ind., restaurant announces it will “I beHeve | am the happiest woman The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use serve bread free with meals hereafter . for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise i b k credited in this paper and also the local news published; All’s well in Normalcyland—except skirts will ‘| toration to health by ¢. in North Dakota. said Mrs, Clara Johnson, 504 First St., N. W., ‘Minot. IN.'D,, in relating her remarkable res- aalac. herein. ‘be just as high above the pavement this co . Sontt nerdy bes h in are just as high above the pavements as ever 1 certainly know how to appreciate Fat nights of publication of special dispate es herein are all. good health now, for d:have, had: more : ! than my. ehare of trouble. My stom- MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION “SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANGE Daily by carrier, per year 20; LET PUBLICITY BE THE WATCHWORD! | ach and Hver were both out ef order, nothing I ate agreed with me and | was always” having .bilious . spells. Dark brown. splotches were allover Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). 20, ; Ai ip my face, and I had awfu}: pains in the Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5. President Harding and Secretary of State small. of my. back peal en 0, weak Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota......+.+++++ 6.00| Hughes have reason to congratulate themselves and run down I could, hardly drag my- THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER lon the quick and enthusiastic responses to the sug: | an Seatianlly Socaise. so went that (Established 1873) ‘gestion for a conference on disarmament and the; ite was a burden at saeaiét ific. “Only. a. vpnderfu medicine . po i “problem of the Pacific.” ue could . do what Tanluc has done | With the exception of Japan every nation to for me and I - want people BRAVERY which the suggestion was made has agreed to the A New York ferry boat captain is quoted as/ proposal without modification or reservation. saying that during an incipient panic following a; In the case of Japan, she has expressed her | collision the women were calm, but a number of willingness and desire to discuss the question of to know about it. I have a wonderful appetite now and nothing 1. eat dis- agrees with me. -My complexion is cleared up and I feel better and stronger than | have in yeara. J hau i rather feel like I do now than have all the money in the world and. bé like |] used to be. Tanlac has made a won- _men acted like cowards. | disarmament, but has withheld acceptance of the! Daily women rout burglars, risk death to save| proposition as it relates to the “problem of the ‘life in fires, and otherwise prove themselves | Pacific.” heroines. Many such instances occur. | This is the only fly in the ointment. ‘| The popular conception of women covering their; The fact that Japan has not definitely refused eyes, screaming and fainting during an emerg-|but simply withheld ,apprayal as to the Pacific ‘ency seems to be a fallacy, feature of the suggestion, is'to be noted. |not too optimistic a view that in the near future! Japanese statesmen will overcome whatever. fears | _ IMMUNITY ‘A short dispatch states that a San Francisco doctor may be on the verge of a discovery which | ‘ will make man immune from disease. The hope of such a discovery is universal and as old as disease. : Yet the announcement has aroused scant com: -ment in Bismarck or anywhere else. Why? Have we been disappoirited so often that faith is shaken? Or are miracles of achievement so common in these days that we take them as|P°Ssibly outline a tentative program. part of life’s routine? M | This may not be the time for America to make} \the suggestion that publicity be the watchward of the conference. But sooner or later the sug-| gestion ought to made, and being made, should be} insisted upon. | We could very .well afford to, let the other na-| tions make. all the other rules if we can make this ment a blanket acceptance. Whether they do or not, the developments up to date are a sufficient!guarantee’of the import- ance of the conference in relation to future world peace. The next step is for the American government to issue the formal invitations, fix the date and: QUADRILLES | French dance-masters have voted down. a pro- posal to revive. quadrilles and minuets. Instead, | they voted for a new version of the shimmy. Only grandfathers and grandmothers still ‘know how to dance quadrilles and minuets. When |" ee : Sal co at | quadrilles were being danced, partners were swung} | Secret: and mysterious meetings .of Big Fours! " and’ not hugged. What: have the modern dance-|2"d Big Fives; behind double--locked doors, de- inventors devised so stately, so pretty, and above|troyed the confidence of the common people of; all, so clean as the quadrille? Ask grandad about t were responsible for most of its failures: There is a great difference, and it seems to be’ they may have and send to the ‘American ‘govern- | - all nations in ‘the Versailles peace conference and! _ ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS ~ By Olive Barton Roberts HOT SUMMER IN ALL COUN. “TRIES RECORDS SHOW (Continued from page 1) a matter of fact, however, we are now passing. through a period when sun- spots are at the minimum. Earthquakes: Not Cause. | “Neither is there any basis for|- ascribing unusual conditions of weath- er to earthquakes. It would be just as logical to ascribe earthquakes ‘0 unusual weather influences. There is no established proof either way.” One ot the most unusual features of present world weather conditons, Mar- vin said, is the similarity of conditions “ jdn America and Kurope. t “Usually,” he said, “they do not run, parallei.”’ When we have’a hot. sum- mer in the’ United States, it generally 1g cool in Europe. Whe? it is hot ‘n Surope, it nortnally is‘coolhere. But > the present hot weather seems gefieral throughout the temperate zones. “What it is due to, no one can ‘say with any degree dt assurance.” * derful change, not only in the way t feel but in the way I look at life, as I take an interest in everything now and am as happy as the day‘is long.” SSS for the remainder of the central. states jand the Atlantic and Pacifi 5 - Only one section,:comprising Texas, Oklahoma and New Mexico, has been ‘below: wont“ # av 390:4 Rainfall, howevers has ben well-dis- tributed: and:nofte of the‘dronght con- ditions reported in Europe: ate ‘pres- ent locally. cs p> Compared ‘to the suinmer of 1901. when: the ‘mercury stuck, ‘above 100 degrees in Mississippi valley states fo- > Marriage’ makes two won. »-- The dogs of war have had their day. The fat ‘should favor gitth-cbntrol. Business is held back by too many jdamns. . the quadrille.- He knows. if gedrniy + d i we Tanta Satis tae és |. When. President: Wilson permitted himself to} : Everyspring »BlackiaRass:took up}: Marty ‘couldn't see-down. very well. Dr. & D, Day, chitt of the climato-| 1 ooks Jike the Irisq will get peace, : ORI be eajoled into ‘abandoning ‘his policy: of “open| a meat Re Font ales oie ‘about| te Wad such fat cheeks, and he “iat ee ee ae horas kanes, wo naraning Oy oomeeeN Sr REGRET tree. |. Therg: he'do:coma,, #long. about to tilt his head forward ‘til his ‘neck | expect ole: weather when the peed y 3 again regret ovér the past is.as great a hand: covenants openly arrived at” he lost control of the situation at Paris. es Neots icap to the:solution of present problems, as is fear rv ; : : Loe He fatures” eee P ne ig ‘Front that time on he was playing the other fel- Robert Louis Stevehson’ said that courage -and lows’, game. pia ae ea! intelligence: are the two“ qualities best’ worth a America had. no purpose,.and no ambition at’ good man’s-cultivation. ; Paris that could not have been stated and discuss- Courage enables a man to face the future with|¢d Publicly, with the whole world for witness. his head up and a smile.on his face, and his battle) She will have none at the Washington confer-| ¢ is nine-tenths won. bes ha ila Suits Intelligence gives him to realize that nothing And it will contribute mightily to the success- © that he can do can change the past. Yesterday and|{¥! outcome of the negotiations if she insists up- = 2000 years ago are equally dead. Then why regret|°" being met in the same spirit. and worry about the past? - sietbeaeninad: THE BEST NEWS EDITORIAL REVIEW The best news that has come out of Washing- ton for some time .is that,the president and the - leaders in Congress have egreed upon a reconstruc- |} -o tion program and'that the whole power ‘of the|/ administration is to be put behind it. “> Every effort is to be made to lay the ‘adminis- trative and legislative foundation for a business revival within the next few months. + Comments reproduced in not express the opinion this column The Tribune. here iu order of im it the press OLE AXVIG - i In the passing of Ole Axvig, the celebrated legis-| lator and stockman of Cavalier county, the state has lost a noted character. Of most uncouth ap-| The administration leaders are said to realize|pearance and slouchy to the utmost, Ole had a ‘= that the country is getting impatient at the fail-|bright mind, and anyone who undertook to-'get. ; ure of thé government to take any constructive the best of him in a trade had to go considerable, | + action up to date and to be determined to méet the/ Possessed of natural wit he becarie a noted mem-| _; demand for the relief which is so badly needed. ‘ber of the legislature and the Third House at Bis-| “In this connection, House Leader Mondell, an- | marck in the earlier days of statehood, and for a’ “5 swering a charge of congressional inaction a few|number of years was dubbed “‘Squatter Governor” | _. days ago, said: “This Congress has made an un-’of the state, a position created by Denny Hannifin ¥’ precedented record for efficiency and well planned in territorial days, and restored to Denny by Ole! =. dispatch of business.” |in a formal proclamation and due ceremonial at al As a humorist, Mondell is in'a class by himself.|“Gridiron” banquet-at Bismarck in 1917. | | Ole was a raiser of fine livestock and amassed | a large fortune, notwithstanding his eccentricities and apparently careless ways when “out with the! boys.” It was Ole who wired President James J. Hill! of the Great Northern road, “1’m har,” and made | his first bid for. fame. nted th: sides in rs DYING POOR Wealth and poverty are relative terms. An- drew Carnegie’s creed was that it was a disgrace ; for a man to die rich. The final appraisal of the <" great iron-master’s estate, which has just been ‘= computed, discloses that he left about $25,000,000. | He had been elected to! _ At first. blush it would seem that Carnegie did not|the legislature by the jokers of Cavalier county, | die up to his creed. But there is another side to|and having understood that all such “fellers’” got/ the picture. During his lifetime he gave away|passes, was grieved that none came for him when| upwards of $350,000,000. So that Carnegie gave|it was time to go to Bismarck. He got as far as away 93 per cent of his forturie and kept but seven Larimore, when he could stand the grief no more, | per cent for his family. hand from there wired Mr. Hill as follows: “Hon. ~ Twenty-fiye million dollars is something of a!Yem Hell, St. Paul: I’m har. Ole Axvig.” Mr.; » fortune even in these days of big figures, but com-/ Hill, appreciating the situation, wired back: “Hon. pared with the $375,000,000 which it might have |Ole Axvig, Larimore: “I’m har. Yem Hell,” and been, it seems fair to give Carnegie full credit for|on the side wired ticket agent to “fix Ole out.” having squared his performance with his promise|Ole was mighty sore and let everybody know it, in the disposal of his wealth. jbut when the pass was handed him, all became sunshine, and he went on to Bismarck to make DOBBIN laws and furnish amusement to all who met him. = Census returns from cities all over the country| He was of kindly disposition and knew at most show a large decrease in the horse population of |times just what he was about, and did better as >, the United States. Thus, in Portland, Ore., there|a legislator than many who have sat with far {, are 1502 horses or 6,931'less than in 1910. greater pretentions in the seats of the mighty.— (17 -Soiexiataiobbin.; We would tike to hear a de-|Beach Advanee. 0055 ...0% ' 4 always Ww) ‘ all), when he'd see Marty Mink staring | moves the catarrhal mucus from the | April Fool’s Day, 2nd.jga¢ all summer. long in .the..cool BhatOwy, depths pt 0 ing, tout! p Now, and then inne unital skipper us dragon- mosqa! at, happener to Bay ACA be ice ‘fc his head. He liked, to,,see how, Jong he could stayin, ope. position without moving; is head upstream. Real- ly when Mr, Sun gent: his. bright rays filtering down in lacy patterns through the branches of the willow-tree, mak- ing the depths of the pool a mysterious wonderland of ‘lights and shadows Blackie ‘looked like one ‘of the gray-| fi ish black. stones themselves. And int chuckle and chuckle to himself (with- out blinking an eye, or cracking @ smile—really,, you’d never dream he was laughing, he looked so solemn ald down at him from the bank, IT WAS ONLY. A DOG ‘ ; BY RUTH AGNES ABELING. “well, it was only a dog,” said the rather pretty woman. » Then she went on’ telling her Httle son that. he “mustn’t do that again.” And the soft- bodied, little brown-furred puppy lay in a‘limp heap where the child had thrown it Its head had struck a sharp stone. i “Only a dog,” but it was a living thing and the~possessor of something’ which must be very much like a soul, , if actioris:count. And some day, the Ittle boy grown tall will get angry, again and then ‘his mother may not | say “only a dog.” « | For every child who can be cruel to} little dogs, there is, later, someone who can be cruel-to human beings. It was in Kentucky, along the rug- ged banks of Knob Creek, that a lit- tle pup was kicked over a ledge and; fell bruised and bleeding on the stone | below. And accdrding to Austin Goll- aber, the boyhood friend of Abrahaina | Lincoln and the narrator in J. Rogers | Gore's book on Lincoln’s childhood, it} was that pup which Lincoln found and ; nursed back to’ health, on which he} depended most for companionship. { Wherever the tall gaunt lad was} seen, Honey with tiv twisted foot was to be found. On his long, silent ram-! ‘tog: through Kentucky woodlands, | Honey. was his ‘understanding friend,! aaa sc Was Honey. who brought res- | cuers when, one day, the boy became wedged between twu boulders, unable | i | i { jto get away. For every child who learns to know | | * | Isa Merry Widow “goon after my husband’s death years ago I was taken with typhoi fever, Since then have suffered from H stomach and liver trouble and con- ; stipation. 1 have doctored a great; deal without benefit. Since taking (Mayr’s. Wonderful Remedy three; months ago my bowels have moved ; regularly and I am feéling well again. I am now a happy woman. It is a sim- | ple, harmlesy preparation ‘that re- | intestinal tract andalleys the inflam-.' mation which causes practically all stomach, liver and intestine seas ea includng appendicitis. Ore dose convince or money rerunded OF sale. at all Drygsists. me ibs disappointed. ached trying to make sure that Blackie} 16. was’a fish and not a shadow or af but it i a fact.) Sees ot stone. Marty had even been known to jump. right down into:the pool, where he could, look up (which: was much easier for him) ‘and thereby determine: jnst ‘what ‘kind of an object Blackie Bass was. occasions, Mr. Bass would give a wig- gle with his tail and » push with one fin, and slide behind a rock. 3 Marty would come out dripping and “I was sure that was a “And now I know.” ish,” he’d say. Cob Coon had his eye on Blackie, too. He’d sleep all day and wake up at night hungry as a—as a—well,-hur- gry as the fisherman that he was. (To Be Continued.) (Copyright 1921, by Newspaper Enter- prise.) RRR eee; and love animals there {s ‘a’ man or woman with a certain’ bigiies fineness at heart. AMINE IF DAMP. If the pantry is damp put a smalt box of lime on the shelf and the air will be dry and pure. changed occasionally. X WANT, TO ASK YOU 4 QUESTION, MISTER’ COTRACTOR — YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CON- | DUCTING WWESEWAL KK I THEN Guicp tHe Ho On THE LOT; NOT ON THE | qupswars jg hottest. . hat sounds paradoxicuiy “The reason is that he sun’é‘ rays shine most intensely on the equatér— in: the tropic zone; ‘he -hotter the sun’s rays at the equator, the more rapidly the air. there is heated and the greater its rush upward,,: " “The greater the current of this-up- ward-moving air at the equator, the Sreater the amount of cool air that must be drawn down from the northy; across the temperate zones ,and. the cooler it is in the temperate regions. “Now as to sunspots. All observers agree that the spots frequently ap- pearing on the sun do not radiate the same amount of heat as the remainder of that body. Therefore when the sun- spots are at a minimum as now, the iflyemfwemt cmfw cmt-cmfw cmfwer sun should be hottest and the tem- perature, in the temperate zones. should be below -rather than \above normal.” wes Much Above Normal. i + ‘An examination of Weather Bureau charts covering the past few week3, shows a temperature averaging 10 to 12 degrees above normal in the Great Lakes region, the Dakotas and Minne- ind from 5 to 8 degrees above instead of down On such ‘and The lime should be i HESS BUILDING OPE RATIONS, wSsé {in favor of disarmament. Japan. has a homie-run king. Civill- ion fs spreading. geal Perhaps they still call'an old maid Miss because she did. | Germany couldn’t'win the world; put ‘she has started out to sell it. The downfall of tm from too mach upk ny @ man coincs Some profiteering landlords are find- ing their houses taking summer vaca- tions. Some congressmen take for their slogan, “When in the capital do.as the | capitalists do.” A small.boy’s idea of making things even ig to eat onions before going to the dentist. - . The.) White ‘Box’ scandal‘ put the :| players ‘out,-;but: they vsliould be put where they can't get‘out..- '* The British prohibition leader's name is Tanks; but the tanks answer his pleas’ “No, Vanks.” Neighbors ‘should remember small ‘| boys are tio: moré ‘a ‘nulaatice to’them than they are to sniall boys. , Any poor man can spend a pleasant rainy afternoon tabulating the taxes he doesn’t have'to pay.‘ oS This makes the one millionth edi- torial paragraph that has yeen written One man who favors disarmament, but whomi you can't convince America doesn’t want to fight, is the umpire. CORNS Lift Off with Fingers. Doesn't hurt a bit! Drop a little “Freezone” on an aching corn, —in- stantly that corn stops hurting, then shortly you lift it right off with fin- gers. Truly! oN Your druggist sel!s.a tiny bottle of “Freezone” for a few cents, suffi- cient to remove every hard corn, soft ora, or! corn betwees: the toes, and the calluses, without soreness:or irri- tations eg ‘ on capes see