The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 6, 1921, Page 2

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, sf. D. as Second/ Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY, CHICAGO Marauett: othe Kreage Bldg. Fifth Ave, Bldg. | Editor | SAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEw YORK ew SO Pitcad ‘Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use! ublication of all news credited to it or not otherwise erblied ited in this paper ‘and also the local news published: wir ‘rights of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved: peel Aba ae epee Re SERN MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION Peco sn ae ai dbase ar tener cheat renee SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per: year...... «$7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck, Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota .......0+++ 6.00 “THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1878) > WHY: A 14-year-old girl, who came to this country from Poland two years'ago, won a prize in Chi- cago for the best essay on “Americanization.” This is easily understandable. a One born in America takes its institutions and| benefits for granted ; the immigrant correctly esti- mates its blessings by comparing them with laws and customs of the Old World: June brides bring July’ bills. BOOKS The American Library Association has taken an. important step in the reconstruction of war- torn France. It has established libraries in those zones fakes books were destroyed by the igvader. In discussions: of the future of France, books are not ranked ‘with coal and reparations. But it is through books that the children are being taught to build a new, better, stronger France. Man rips what: woman sews. rene Aha rane dies Yar > 2 Sn ’ “? DISH-WASHING* An Ohio man, suing for divorce,. complains, among other’ things, that his wife made him help with the dishes. © The judge told him it’s a duty, nay, a privilege, to be helpful in'that Way: That judge: ought to get the’ Vote of every worian in his county when he runs again. “ Of all-the drudgery_ma performs, there is none so trying as washing dishes three times a-day. It’s ajob every one tries to run away from, but ma. ei sticks. Help her this even- ing. ¥ ——— | While there’s yeast, there’s hope. YOUTH From time immemorial, persons nearing the century mark have given advice on longevity. Some of it is good, and some is not. : A real gem comes from a 99- -year-old Cleveland woman: ~ “Make friends with young people and keep up your interest in events of the day.” x The advice—to keep youiig in spirit—is zood whether your goal is long life or pleasant life. Prohibition has réduced the size of the fish atories.| * DARING: War Secretary Weeks writes the army air ser- vice, saying there have been too many accidents, |(—— and asking that every precaution be taken. Four airplane accidents recently had a death total of 18. Those who risk their lives often seem less con- cerned about it than those who are responsible for them. Many men prefer a dangerous occupation | to one which is safe. Daring. is‘a more common quality than might be imagined. When wild wave meets marcelled wave—it’s an accident! ; BEAUTY A certain’iprotessor of law taaght: “If you haven’t a-pretty woman for a client, get one for witness; if you can’t get a pretty woman for a witness, get an ugly one; but have a woman on your side some way.” ; i His’ wisdom’ ‘is substantiated by’ ‘figures ‘from ook county, Ilinois, in which is locatéd Chicago: During the past 10 years 28 women have been| acquitted of murder charges in Cook county and only three have’ beeniconvicted. —————————_, Some people call Dempsey a. big bum. mean “bomb.” May VALUES The value of farm lands and buildings in’the United States has almost doubled within: the last decade. This despite the fact that the number of farms | has increased but 1.4 per cent, and the number‘i of cultivated acres but ‘8.7 per cent. Another argument for the “Back to the Farm”, movement! at Hi ECONOMIC WASTE i California disbajches «recently. told. of arent might be made, net #.good one, perhaps, but .at |" piles of harvested fruit there being left to rot. | Now come reports of many. thousand barrels of | he i * THE BISMARCK TRIB en potatoes being dumped back into the fields in southern Aroosook county, Maine. That was be-| cause the price had dropped to 40 cents:a barrel. | Often such losses’ are “a result of speculation, | growers or buyers holding ‘out for a rise which fails-to come. Every resident is a victim of the ‘faulty economic system which permits such: a ; waste. . INFLUENCE “It is too much to say that the influence of| money in politics has been eliminated,” says Wil-|_ liam Howard Taft. ‘Whether or not it is too much to say, certaiity| it would be too much to believe. But, then, there are many other things in which money has inftu- ence! It would be too much to ‘say that even in court- ship the influence of money has been eliminated, | ' ATTENTION! . Fo whomever it may concern in this city, greet- | ings: In Newark, O., the price of ice cream, sodas has been reduced from 15 to 10 cents. ‘ In Bridgeport, O., the price of ice cream has |been cut to 35 cents a quart. In Batesville, Ind., a chicken dinner may be had for 30 cents. KNOWLEDGE ‘Others please copy. Charles M. Schwab, addressing the graduating class at Stevens Institute, said, “When you go from| here into the shop you will find you know some things the man in'the shop doesn’t know, and probably that he knows many things that you don’t know.” The thirfgs any one person knows are infinite- simal compared to what he doesn’t know. No one is“more foolish than the’ man wha imagines he “knows it all.” : <> 7" LIMITATIONS ““Flotenz Ziegtel Id, Jr., musical show producer, picks each year ‘about 60 beauties from applicants totaling about 2000. He says, “Few girls understand the most be- coming way to wear their hair, and.few seem to realize their good points.” a i One might add that many fail to realize their limitations — else they would not wear skirts 80 short. aba ; ) IMPORTANT POST’ . “Chas. 'G! Dawes, appointed by President,’ Hard- ing as ‘directér of the budget, has taken hold’ of his job in'a way that indicates he is’ going to get) somewhere. There is.no more ‘important post in the govern- ‘ment. “Properly administered, it can save the tax payers hundreds of millions of dollars: ie The mass meeting of cabinet members and bu- 'yeau chiefs called by Dawes ‘with the ‘president’s approval,’ to impress upon the the urgent neces- sity for’the most rigid économy in’ every branch of government activity, was an inspiring example of direct aetion for results. eees Dawes’ idea seems to be that the way to econ- omy is to,economize instead of merely talking/} about it. . Based upon Dawes’ temperament and past per- \ | formance, it is pretty safe to venture the: predic- tion that if'the wasteful methods which are the fule rather than the exception in Washington are ®/not changed; there is going to be a Noise like a riot in rae capital ‘city. ae Te ee ae sides of so important i =e, ou eee A NEEDED LESSON IN MANNERS With Independence Day near, of course a large [number of honorables and éxcélleticies and assort-|: ted first citizens are beginning to think of the! speeches they have béen invited to make to as- sembled ‘multifudes, all ‘at | least theoretically eager ‘to be‘ edified aiid thrilled—especially” thritt- ed. “But what a vast improvement there would be in the orations then delivered if evéry one of the speakers would begin his preparations: by a care- ful redding and earnest consideration of what dur’: ex-ambassador to Great Britain, John’ W.. Davis, had ‘to say vat the Union college ¢ commencement, this Week, about what is and what is not Ameri- canism, what is and what is not patriotism. a If they do thts, there will be.a great and highly desirable change’in the Fourth of July’ speeches. For they will have realized—they ktiow ings of our virtues and achievements, as making us superior to all the rest of the world, are simply, a'display of bad’ manners, arid that, as Mr. Davi said, “here is ‘no. patriotism in bad manners.” . True, too, were his statementé that America {ism does'nét consist in “a vast contenipt for other nations,” and that.“‘one may be a very ‘good’ Amer- ican and still believe that all. wisdom ‘will not die |with ug, and that other nations possés8 tary vir ‘tues which we not only do not Mmonopolize_ but which we can Well ‘afford to imitate.” By heeding these and ‘other like admonitions, | uttéred by Mr. Davis, a Fourth of July oration |least it would be saved from being a bad and harmf«l one.—New ‘York Times. | “Bob Whinphidl vi rise” at the: |} Notan, who begs to ride once’ more now, | but that is different—that the customary va ° CUSTER’S LAST STAND.SHOWN. . IN PICTURES Eltinge Brings Frontier Days Back to Life Custer’s last stand which has’ béen recalléd' to the people of this vicinity jduring: the past month by the recent | j dedication of a monumet to this heroic character ati, Hardin, Montana, on ‘ the! anniversary’ of this notable event is one of the finest, most inter- esting and spectacular scenes in “Bob Hampton of Placer,” to be sHawn at ; the Eltinge theater. Randall Parish; is the author of the story and the pic-| ture was among-the beauties of Glac- | fer National Park and on the actual] soenes of General Custer’s gallant fight against. tte Indians, With fron- tier days as’ 4 background, a story of faithful comradeship and" love, is woven’into the picturesque period of the Indian’ uprisings following the Civil War. Bob Hampton, one of the pictures- que. figures’ of the western pioneer days of 1876, fais in with a band of traveHers bound. from Placer to Fort} Bethune. ‘They jrepare for the night | in the quiet valley, and suddenly are | surprised by Indians. In the band of pioneers, there isa young girt, the! adopted daughter of the old_keeper of a trading post. A three-days’ siege be- gins. The old ‘trader and his: com- panions-are kiNed, but Boh saves’ the girl whom they call The Kid. After a deaperate fight. singlehanded, Bob and the Kid are reseued. by soldiers, ' Befriended Wait. Before leaving Placer, Bob has be- friénded a waif, and made atrange- ‘ments for his living in Placer, but Dick, the boy iw question, has: sworn | never to be parted from his protector. Unbeknown to anyone he makes his way to Bethune and finds his hero Bob afd The Kid who is still under the | Protection of Bob. | - Young Lieut. Brant, in charge of the lsoldiers who “rescued Bob and his ward, has fallen'in love with the girl. | Lieut, Brant belotigs to the regiment headed by the fafhious Indian fighter, /General Custer, ; Years before Branit’s father, an officer in’ Custer’s company, had a fight with oné Capt. Nolan, and in the struggle had been stabbed in the back and killed. Nolan was court- martialed and dismissed. trom the {service.. Overwhelmed witli the accu- sation he leaves his wife, and baby daughter -and’starts. on a.silent hunt \for the: real slayer°of Brant, whom he suspects to be‘ one Red Slavin. Cap‘. Nolan and’ Bob Hampton are‘ the’ same, and Fate decrees that the young’ Lieut. Brant should“ resue from death the mam who. was accused of the murder of his father, “ ‘ * Meamwhil gr fleen broken with the nt there {¢-an upribing and Custer i¢‘ordered to'fepress: “Sit- ting Bull,” the;cleverest of all the In- dian chiefs. ' Phe white men are warn- ed to leavejthe Hills. ‘Bob and his faithful Dick réturn td the Fort. “In the gambling hall-of- the town Bob discovers’ Red Slavin-who puts the blame Of the’ murder of Capt. Brant | | { down and wrings a confession from ‘Hitn; to establish his lost honor Mur- phy must eonfess to Custer. Murphy's. drink ‘sodden ‘brain’ givés out. “ Bob takes the despatches with the raving Murphy and at’ risk of death deter- mines to‘deliver both to Custer. The third day Bob brings Murpliy ™, leaves him in charge of Lieut. Brant. who is’ taking Custer’s ‘supply’ train across country, and dashes on with the despatches to his old leader Custer. Dfck has ‘been hiding in a supply wagon, and fs now heeled straight:for the hattlé Ime. Boh teaches: Custer and watts him: that halt'9 dozen tribes are‘ in confederation, hut the word comes too late. -Custe* goes to his | ast fight. At this point Custer revog- nizes: Bob. a8 the Iong. disgraced Capi. | with: his”old regiment: Custer con- sents.’ Hours later Dick - crawls through ‘the*grass to join Bob: After: the Fest chargé of the Indians, when. | they rode over the brave Custer and his smal band of men, Dick is fouad| mp ‘shielded: by Bob's body, both having died Bappy, wpheld by the knowledge! vot duty well done. Brant returns to the Fort, consoles | The Kid for the loss of her protector} | who- was dlso‘her father, and ft the! ari the name of Capt: Robert Hamp- | tom Nolat As\ put bee om, the roll of! Boner}. 2 epon: Sflént’ Murphy—Bob rans him | BY CONDO L SAW THAT, T00, MR. | TE YOU HAVE LATELY KS C1Ke || TRUE, BUT IVE KEPT Hi ONE mR WHICH A REWARD t$ BEING /SINCE HE CAME BECAUSE ERED (wv ME PAPERS. a starfish in the act of dining you will see .the membrane which is the stomach : thrust gut fromy the cavity which uswally holds ‘ft and into or around the: shell of the hapfess mus- sel who is being devour From the ‘surface of this protrud- ed stomach there oozes a fluid like the gastric juice and it ists fluid which does the digesting. Once digested the food is takea up iby the stomach membrane much as in ordinary stomachs which remain con- veniently inside the house. And this predatory | stomach makes a thorough ‘job of it. ‘When the starfish is through with’ a mussel. the inside of the shell is as clean as though. scoured with a Brushy | Remarkable Remarks{ Paces bai neti Something niust ‘be’ done to lessen! the tax burdert on the neople of this country.—Vice President cain Cool- idge. i 4 a préadndtnaneet of dejonteate! ‘ahd feeble-minded .persons will in> “some places ‘be: inevitable, unless’ stringént measures are undertaken.—Dr. Ada E. Schweitzer, Indfaiapols social wore er. If enough people talk war with Japan they, can bring it on, but’ no person iW his: right senses, either’ in Japan or inthe United, States, is talk- ing, war.—W. €. Sturgis, educatioy 1 worker in Japan. T seek women ‘jurors, because’ of their inherent sense: of justice, keen ability-to balance evidence and innate faculty of removing prejudices. —Pros- ecuting Attorney Stanton, Cleveland. A national system. of highways, built and maintained By the govern- | ment will serve national purposes | and also be the main trunk lines with-/ in the States— Judge J. M. Lowe, Kansas City good roads booster, N a prs EEN ——— |. POETS’ CORNER TH UTTLe DUCKS: - ly Florence Borner way down in’ th’ mea- day y th” ‘oP willow that tands’ by the creek; An’ they were th’ cutest, an” funniest things, An’ we were so tickled we scarcely could Speak. They wage eight little ducklings, th’ darlingest things Ist like yellow. balls of th ‘softest’ of down. k Puffed BP, , witi'a head an’ a’ tail ‘on} th’ ende, An’ two little legs. stickin’ out bare | an’ brown. © Ber A ‘Stoindch adch Which Goes! _ Out. For Dinner BEE. Ee “E, Ec FREE ‘The starfish never lets atiything ‘get | ‘tito his stonivch. He‘ tins his stom- | ach inside-out and persuades’ it to sur- ‘round ‘ae digest’ his food. ‘Phe things he eats.are mainly mus- jadi elams and similar - two-shelled shelffist. “+When a starfish’ catehés such a shell fist he bends his arma about and takes hold of the. shell with. the hundreds of little. sucke? feet that cover the lower surface ofeach arm. © *Osyaly' tie mussel is not enthusias: | tik’ it being eaten’ and keeps. his| Helle closed together: ‘But: the starfish has’ other ideas, ‘pull! of tits sucker’ (éet’ upon: tho ells shell is’ not very strong by men standards but it, is'very. con- tant.’ Ultimately tlie ~ mussel jones his shell @'triffe to take a peek or get a breath of water aud it stays: open by just that much. The starfish has got}, Wiis toe in the crack. “Presently: he gaits other: « hun-| dredth of an inch afd keeps pulling. ‘Where! food: fs ‘concerned’ he. is as patient as‘a cat at a ie hole and when ‘he has once got hold of a mussel it is fall over but the funeral. 1 -3o'‘soon ds the iuese] abandons the | fight and: open up altogether the star- ‘thelr ‘begins-to operate his stomach.’ “This is Idcated on the’ underside’ of hurried off, A-waddlin” along till we Holtered right out; An’ they ansWered “quack, quack, in| th’ funniest way, all. abonut. They folleted th’ old ducks Hight imo | th’ creek, ‘An’ they swam ist as good ss thelr | own mother did n’ they looked awiul funny as ther | sailed along, Their heads stickin’ out, ‘bodies half hit. < TH LIE By Florence Borner Th’ other day T saw a frog, srocttine ‘on a mossy 10> 1 asked him wuz th’ water steep, He. winked: an’ grunted out: “Knee deep!” an’ their | i | i | ~ Off came my sles, T waded. in E Tb’ water céme up to my chin; White-iMr; Frog, th’ slimy lump, Stood there“an' chuckled out: “Ker chump.” = My. dbties’’ were’ chilled, ty clothes were spoiled, ~ My. constitution raged an’ Dotte While ‘all th’ time I wondered why That frog had told me snuch a He. ) DID You KNOW THAT—" ~ i There are about 1,000,060 square /| miles of lake and river surface? } There are 1,910,000 square miles ot istarids inf the seas7: | | | | 4 the central portion of the starfistr and’ ordinarily itis tucked away inside. If you are so fortunate as to find| “Phere are estimated to be 29,000;000' square miles of fertile regions? rea of steppes is siid to be 14,000,- XT THINK MORE ocr HIM THAN % Do or THE REWARD = Halal 00 square miles? Deserts are said to contain 4,861,000 square miles? PROF. €..5. BEDLONG; “It’s an actual fact, I'm in good -health for the first time in thiMy years land EF owe my present splendid coti- dition to Tanlac and nothing else,” was the emphatic statement of Prof. C. spécted citizen of Manchester, N. H.. j residing at 42 School street. “Pradtjeally all iny life I had ‘had/’ rheumatism, and ih Tsay fheuina- tism I mean every word of it. It was A eal over my body and especially bad] ferent from anything I ever tried. . lin my -feet and legs and there were] suited my case exactly. And now for /T guess ‘at we'scared ‘em ‘catise they | times when I couldn't get_from my|almost the first time since I can re- 'bed to my chair without help. And from the time I was a boy I couldn't being in misery afterwards and \|RRALEY’S STORY J ~ | hear OF FIGHT IN VERSE BY BERTON BRALEY, Jersey City, “July 6.—The lights are tlow in gay Paree—the. boulevards: are | sad—because the news frony ovérsea is jveree, veree - had. For Gorgeous | George lost the fight, and. Dempsey’s. | champion still; the Freneh-is. a sport | all right, and yet he lost the mith, It seemed to me Carpentier, “the | smiling boy from France, was badly | handled all the Way and séarcely ‘had a chance, His tacti¢s s¢emed exceed- lise strange-to one who ‘watched ‘the | bout; he should hive fought ‘at'great-' c ‘Though Goatees had a crimsow splotci’ whére oncé had ' been his nose, he kept on-fighting havd tand fast till Dempsey wore him.down and Knocked him to his kaees at lasi— | 80 Jack retains the crown! He —— Of fight promoters Tex is king. ; | started things of tithe; he didn’t let ’em fill'the ring with every. sort of *|line, with has-beens and with various hopes and challengers and such—Ah, {no, he canned that bunch of ‘mopes; e we thank him vety much. The crowd was great, a mighty mob | that cheeréd for every blow. It sort ; of made your heartstrings ‘throb’ to them roaring so. It was a sight I'll long’ recall, and sd it’s safe to add that by and large and all fm ail |a pleasant time was had. i Now Georges and the mighty Jack | each one can wipe his brow as on t | battle day they look back and say: “It’s over now,” They've had their fight, they’ve got their pay—and thus we enJ our rhyme—with “Au revoir, Carpen- qtier, and, better luck next time!” i Kentucky produces more than on third of the. tobacco grown Ly the ! United States. Professor Budlong - Puts Tanlac To Test x CHESTER, NH. “I had a stubborn Case of constipa- tion, was troubled awfully: with blind- ing headaches and hardly knew what sleep was. My suffering had almost made a complete nervous wreck of J-| me and I was so weak f wasn’t worth | Budlong, well-known and highly re- ,a Nickel as fat as work was' concerned. 'T thought my troubles had a life-long grip on me and was about as discour- aged ag a man ever gets. “Well, before I had finished my first bottle of Panlac I realized: it was can t member I can eat anything’ want and digest it.. I haven't an- ache or a pain i git down and eat a good meal without}‘and -have gaimed fifteen pounds in weight. I just feel good all over and i would have terrible pains around my | am- full of life and energy these nye | An’ looked with their sharp little eyes k heart and frequent attacks of, palpita-| Everywhere. I-go:-J-talk -Fanlae... tion and. dizziness. hasn’t an equal.” “Try It Out Yourself” -An¢ mu An Re: tell WR CUT is a long fine-c ifs ; says the Good Judge’ \ d you will find how ch more satisfaction a little of this Reat Tobacco gives you. got from a big chew of the’ ordinary kind. The good, rich, real to- bacco taste’ lasts so-Tong you don’t ‘ne ‘ chew nearly as often. So it costs you less, a you ever a fres yy man who uses the al Tobacco Chew wilt: you that. « 3 Pat af ix two styles ut tobacco RIGHT stilt is'a sires tebactn a