The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 15, 1921, Page 4

eee eee ges ES : # cherries and emitting bubbles. Says he breathes- PAGE FOUR » THE BISMARCK. TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, sf. D., as Second ¢ ; Class Matter. _ GEORGE D. MANN - . “Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY | CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | ‘PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH i NEW YORK - - - : Fifth Ave. Bldg.) The ‘Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use| ublication of all news credited to it or not o ited in this paper and also the local news p perl rights of publication of special dispatches herein are! also reserved. paca MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION —_— SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year F aerecehl. Daily by mail, per year’ (in Biamarck) Daily by mail, per year (in atate outside Bi Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota ...... ee ee THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER 4 (Established 1873) Ee DIFFERENT George Kopp has the only cherry tree in Tiffin, ©., that is bearing this year. Frosts runied all % others. | The reason Kopp’s tree attracts attention is| ™ because it ddes the unusual. 4 That’s the key to success in any city. Do the x old thing in a new way and you are inoculated ” against faifire. That is, unless your new way is) % too freakish. | fi . { > Editor, a 03 CHANCE . After going unscathed through terrible fighting | in France, Colonel Galbraith is killed in an. auto accident. ' 5 ‘he irony’ ofichance!, *” ook What kindof a déith does’ chance hold in store | for you? Will it be a natural end, or a violent! ‘death? Pye t « Are you safer on’the streets than flying in the} clouds, or mining under the earth, or fighting at the battlefront? : | SS ed sadts abt q 2 bi \ SUPERSTITION | = Out west, a young man couldn’t get a passport because he refused to have his photograph taken. He said that was “making graven images,” hence contrary to Biblical law. OH wees ow sion of. their photographs gave others power, over them. Neptanabus, the magician, claimed 2400} years ago to work spells on others by making wax} figures of them, which he moved about as he wish- ed the originals to move. 7 shite \ JAPAN’S PURPOSE _ The 'Jiji Shimpo, Japanese’ newspaper, doesn’t see why Japan hasn’t as. much right to control China as Uncle Sam has to a Monroe, Doctrine. - | Any school child can answer this. Our Monroe Doctrine is only for protection of other countries on the American continent, to keep out invaders. | a Japan’s idea of a Monroe Doctrine ‘is for Tokio , to absorb the wealth of China and militarize its Pt people. lf the Japs merely said, “Hands off] % China!” and took their own. medicine, no: one 4 would have any reasonable objection. pe i ‘HUMAN FISH Mn M. Lalyman performs under water in a Paris “ aquarium. He stays under four minutes, eating in water and takes air out of it, like g fish. Some scientists say the original ancestors of i, every one were fish. One fish wanted to fly, grew " fins into wings, became a bird. Then a bird want- ; ed to pick things(upiso hadly that:its desire made i its wings into elaws:: That was the first animal.) * Evolution produced man. : q 1s M. Lalyman a hoax or a throwback? f Fa THE PASSING OF COL. GALBRAITH % “The death of Colonel Galbraith was a loss to * the whole nation.” The mayor of, a Western city = Who so expressed ‘himself when hé heard of the iy sudden taking off the head of the American Leg- Sion voiced the people’s unanimous sentiment. Galbraith’s splendid work for the disbaled vet- _,€rans of the World War had so endeared ‘him to # every service man, that it is doubtful whether the g Passing of any other man would have been felt as “keenly by the American soldiers, ¢ = Immediately upon his election.as head of the Enis a last fall, he threw himself i = whole-heai into the justi ' t dapled aalvipad fight for justice to the: ~ This great work was just beginning t j 8 fruit when one of those sudden and mene g tragedies struck him down. g Fate decreed that the American Legion’s com-| =mander was not to live to see the full fruition of g the work to which he-had dedicated himself. ‘But Givin be tee of unselfish devotion to a noble cause ill be the inspiratio: arin tie rig n to others i carry on ‘and * When it has been finished; when the nation’ zobligation to every disabled soldier has mips fully discharged as it can be, the credit will be! apse ieee Galbraith’s. i lonel Galbraith was a gallant soldi i Stitle, “Fighting Colonel of the Fighting Pree won in the terrible fighting in the Argonne, wad eer bestowed. Three governments had ‘honored | faa medals for distinguished service in the we Sccogg Shrined in the ‘hearts ‘of the American soldiers, In ancient times, every one believed that posses-//8 WFOng about our sense of humor.” It isn’t neces- jaccording to Vilhjalmur Stefansson, Arctic ex. ‘| away. great honor of having. his. memory forever en- WHY JOSEPHUS LAUGHS Admiral Sims’ tongue has gotten him into trouble again. y He has been discussing the Irish question in London at a public meeting and the secretary of This must make Josephus Daniels laugh when | saideby his enemies to be political. Sims is such a perfectly sailor man that; it really is too bad that he’ has a roller-bearing tongue. i * BIG ARMY NOT NEEDED The Sentate at the last miriute lopped 20,000 off the army strength for the fiscal year beginning! July 1. ; If the house concurs the army will have 150,000! been insisting on. The house ought to concur. It will mean the,saving of some millions of the tax- payers’ money, and an army of 150,000 seems plenty large enough so far as the immediate fu- ture is concerned. ’ j There is room for an honest difference of opin- ion as to how powerful our navy should be. But the proponents of a big regular army establish- ment have never made a good case. ONE. CHOP!. An. English newspaper woman -who: returned recently from a tour of America, writes about the courtesy. with which women are treated in the United States... De Oe PE In this connegtiort) she: repeats a comic, story about a woman and her husband, who ‘are Eng- lish. ti ape ae ae i They stoppediat-a ebuhtry hdtalfor the night. ‘The. landlord said he had little for them to eat— there was only one chop left. “One chop!” said the traveler. will my wife eat?” The woman writer says the position of women is so different ‘here it. might be necessary to ex- plain the joke in America. \ ‘However accurately she may. have gauged Ainerican courtesy as you see it exemplified she! “Why, what sary to explain jokes to Americans. SUNSTROKE IN ALASKA Do you picture the Far North as a land of per: petual snow and ice? If so, you’ve been hoaxed, | plorer, who says: re “The American school geography is the most widely .read bit of fiction. . It informs you: that there is practcially no life north of the Arctic Circle, that there is nothing ‘but a barren waste of snow and ice. aot he “The Arctic explorer is largely responsible for this myth. If, when I come back froni'the north, you think I have been coping with wondrous hardships, you worship me as a hero. And if.1 appear a little reticent, you love me for my mod- esty. All I have to do is not to give the game * “The coldest temperature at the North Pole is 60 degrees below zero.’ The coldest ever reported ve the United States was 68 below at Havre,’ Mon- ana, ¢ oe “The United States weather bureau maintains| a station on the north coast of Alaska. It fre- quently reports a summer temperature of 100 in the'shade. “There are 10 times ds pial}andaplitoés in the Arctic Circle as there are at the equatory? - Stefansson considers the Arctic regions a com-| ing empire and predicts that within 50 years the reindeer that roam itd fertile valleys will be sup- plying most of the world’s meat. seat Another illysion goes by the boards. New York physicians says yeung women should be. congratulated on -winning the battle for thie short skirt. Some should—and some shouldn’t:: ‘ That alien’ applicant for citizenship who wouldn’t swear to uphold the 18th amendment, evidently wants to be more than a one-half of one per cent American. ; ; ‘EDITORIAL REVIEW \ Se ea ieee chaser ee ena Comments Fepreduced in thie enin ‘ \ Rot oxprean the opinion of The Tribune Thay ey weanted “here tw order that. our. readers ° cussed in tha A DEBON OF THE NIGHT What sort cf a person is it, do you suppose, who drives his motor car through the residence! streets aftr midnight with his muffler wide open, tooting his horn madly at every~ cross street? Nearly all the people living on the street were asleep when he hove in earshot and the rest were trying to get to sleep.’ Yet this demon goes his| crazy way, quite likely, thoughtlessly rejoicing in his silly racket. fi ; We cannot think of any reason why he should make it unless he does enjoy it. Probably this per-|' son, whoever he is, is. not a deliberate and calcu- lating criminal. We will be mild and tolerant in opr judgment: of him and express the calm and unqualified opinion, merely, that he is an unmiti- ‘They ere \ navy has threatened summary action. i he remembers that his controversy with Sims was| men instead of the 170,000 that the Senate has|.’ ot recognizing the Irish Republic. jof the rest of the nation. | in 1860, believing they had the right jo | State right or home rule. |as the southern states were. AVA mee is 4Please don’t send ua ‘The next letter, that Nick read was ‘from Scramble Squirrel. Here's: wha! he-saidé— * eee Riese BAR MR. SPRINKLE-BLOW lease..don’t''send any ra awhile. Samanthh and I haved tore of nuts! and acorng th Inter, and now we are using ohes we stored away underground. As it will likely be some time before nuts and acorns ‘are ripe again (for dear knows the ‘leaves on the trees where they. grow ‘aren’t even out yet). ‘Wauld you mind keeping the weather good amd dry so they won't spoil? If they are kept in a diy piace they Keep finely, but there’s nothing spoils /’em quicker than damp’ soggy weather. home from Scrub-Up Land where we got spring-cleaned, and we're clean as new grass. We don’t like mud and we get dreadfully mussed digging in our —______—___ | PEOPLE'S FORUM | Ealtor Tribune: The president of the: local: branch of the American Association for Rec- tion was only asking for an expres- sion in favor of what has been the ac- cepted American doctrine for almost 180. years, when he asked our city commission to express itself in favor As an American citizen 1 will at+ tempt to prove that such an expression at this time is contrary to American down by Thomas Jefferson. ~ “Great Britain and Ireland together | form the United Kingdom, and they have been one nation since 1800. And it has been the policy of America to! recognize a government which is formed by the will of the nation. Ireland {s only a part of the United Kingdom. In 1918, 73 members Of the British parliament from ‘Ireland withdrew from ‘ parlfament,. with [the consent The same as thejsouthern states did Ireland is fighting for the same right The British nation did not recognize the south. vd And-America did -not’ grant. them) their ‘right. Why should the. United! States recognize the so-called Repub- | lic Of Ireland, when it. is attempting | to withdraw from the union without; the consent of the rest of the nation, There is no way to prove religious and political freedom will be upheld in Ireland under the go-called Irish) Re-| public, as it is set forth in the Amer- ican Declaration of Independence. The whole question.is one the peo- ple of the British nation will have to! solve themselves in their g@wn way. Thomas Jennings. | pemcmmnmeiees Fe 29 | THE INDIANS KNEW. A famous physician stated that mcre women might find relief from suffering | through taking a medicine like Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound than. through undergoing surgical operations, if they would only take it in time. At the first sign of female weaknéss, as indicated by backache, é But these honors were small compared with the { Ta items gated ass.—Ohio State Journal. ci dullness, bearing down pains and ner- vous exhaustion, take this famous rem- i ace Ro AU NN WHILE UNCLE WILLIS HACKBERRY WAS HAVING HIS IW NECK SHAVED ‘TODAY ADVENTURES OF THE By Olive Barton Roberts ground-pantry after a damp spell. So|ground-pantry would be ruined.” ‘serious consequences of delay, j: ognition of Ireland, stated his associa-/nal val doctrine that has been followed or Jaid |: A BuMB iin time. BEE HORNED IN. 7 | POETS’ CO ON THE ROAD TO FORT CLARK (Carl Nelson) TWINS } Climbing steadily upward, | Overlooking deep ravines, Cut coulees, flowing creeks; Circling around clay buttes | Then dipping to a deep swale | Whose green carpet is covered | With millions of snow-white roses | And other flowers. The wind is gentle To make one drunk. | Steady there at the wheel! Watch where you are going! e There’s another steep climb: ahead. Throw ‘her into low, and go easy. | Up we climb, ‘rainfor. a while.” ridge 1 Just -kindly send dry weather, | It looks like we were It. feel gréatly obliged. ta At the top of the world, jw hopes, 2, | The valley spreads out SCRAMBLE S. SQUIRREL. | Twenty, thiryt miles, ia ee Sta eT | With gp vavard, blue, hase, Has | And silent grandewr, Will you kindly also‘keep if He's very useful}: in the fall to crack Open:’nut- ind fetch down acorns atid 80; ;But just now we've all taken f r winter undies and. we'd be ‘obliged for a warm spell. Spring's no ‘time for Jack any way, the way he fheases things ‘n’ all. S. E.S.” ind o’ Ned,” groaned Sprinkle- Blow to Nancy and Nick. “Do you s’pose I've got to go to the earth again and..call off Jack Frost? Why I’ve \, fields, Pastures, grazing herds “ And faiut: tracery of ‘prairie trails. And over all is _nature’s peace. forth Down below, fifteen miles'away, ‘the ‘Missouri river seems'to dream: How placid, peaceful it looks, It smiles at us in disdain, Laugihng at our petty quarrels While slowly, patiently, “Nother thing! ‘We've just come] just given him a job to stop old Manj It is cutting the earth from under our Flood’s mischief!” i i feet, % “They don’t know what is g0od for To build up new continents themy do they?” said Nick. “If Jack] In the sea, ‘didn’t chase.old Man Flood their Prost asdn chave ot cia At the bottom of a new ocean. oy 3 But that’s only a fool's fancy, ody of roots and herbs, and avoid-the| Like the miracles of antiquity. We are Hinks now : Of each man his acres, _ The Indians and early settlers knew Ability to pay, political influence; and benefited by Nature’s All’eathe| As usual, -; roots and iherba wf! the’ field. Lydia;®. Pinkham knew, their m@ici-} And too much of title deeds. hue, thousands of women allver| And if you don’t vote. the way Ido the world have been saVed from r-} You're a no-good son-of-a-gun: as UKE TUS ————_~ =: =} RACTUNS. SOMETHIN Yu. GET IT FRO JACK SON— HEL SS | ations, but only such as have taken It RNER | |: + And there is perfume enough in the air And a three-hundred foot gully below. And yet how swift, turbulent, terrific! Leaving our boasted wealth and culture Hequse} ‘We don't think enough of brotherhood |, The bluff road is smooth but steep,| And when we stop on the topmost! There are cottage homes, cultivated. !| enjoying such good: health. HAD TO FIGHT. TO GET BREATH ~ DECLARES RAFF “I had heard) a'' great, deal about Tanlac and sinco’ ttying}t myself 1 can conscientiously say it is the beat | medicine I havg ever, seen in, all my experience,” said ‘David Raff, 250 N. ; DAVID RAFF 250 N. 59th St.,:Philadelphia, Pa. 59th St., Philadelphia, recently. Mr. -Raff has lived in Philadelphia ‘all his life and is well ‘Known and’ ‘highly respected.’ SN UR “My health was all broken up,” he explained. , “My st6mach was all out of order and gave me’so ‘much’ trouble that I actually dreaded to go'to the ‘table. “I would simply rather go with: out eating than ‘suffer the awful mis- ery I knew would follow. I would bloat up’ so with gas that my heart would beat‘‘at ‘a‘terrifie rate and it seemed sometimes I wag being smoth- ered to ‘death. "3 jist “Had to‘ fight for’ my breath. “My’ Nerves were all undone, I slept poorly and was all the time having headaches that were al- mogt blinding. 1 lost weight and «felt go weak and run-down all oyer I could hardly do my work. “Sometime ago a good friend of mine told me he knew Tanlac would help me and he spoke so_ positive about it that I took his advice. And I can say right now that: Tanlac is the first medicine I ever saw that will do exactly what they say it will. Five | bottles have the same as made me all over again. I can eat anything I | ever could in my-life and have gained fifteen pounds.in weight. I'm no more | nervous than a child, sleep fine and i it. just. makes me feel happy to be ‘Tanlac @réat medicine.” |. Adv. — Oh, this is a sad world, © ' Even up here on the bluff, In the sunshine, hak Overlooking this grand valley! | certainly is «There is one consolation, however, | And it ts this: The world progresses { One inch every thousand years, | In spite of everything $ Humanity can do.’ To the contrary.’ THE BATTLE -OF LIFE, (Florence Borner.) There's a bugle call sounding all over the land, ‘ It echoes and floats on: the clear morning air; ‘ Rehounding thru hamlet and city and i town, . But its call brings to us no note | of despair. | As it calls and it cries, no tears fill the eyes, | For it speaks not of sOrrow and strife; ; But it tells everyone that the time liaa Bow come, To prepare for the battle of life. Soldiers steadfast and true, as in wars dire alarms, 5. ss a4 Are needed to; win, thia, great, con- flict ‘today, 4 And the fellows who.end’ the proces- sion. will’ find 4 That, Progress:-has placed .many stones in their way; But the laddie who dares and never despairs, ’ ‘Will win him-a home and a wife; While the coward who. fears thru the swift changing years, . Will be lost in the battle of life. The bugle is calling to you and to mu lt tells us there’s plentyof work now to do; . If we loiter and wait we'll be left far behind, While others more brave, win the honor that’s due; Get ready in youth, learn wisdom and truth, y Do not say you are ready to quit; But be brave and strong and help car- ry on, Just prove that you're not a misfit. ‘Dance at Schebler’s Farm tonight, June 15th. TRIBUNE WANTS—FOR RESULTS Ee WEALTHY PEOPLE Have Rich, Red Blood Weak, wornout blcod_is . aible for a host of ills. If Minted anfbeteaas ag us eu, must it have lood. +Thousands have enriched ognized standard Head” busdeg tonic. ¥ For Special Book vidualadeice withoutchnee | write ledioal Advise, 2, Ga. Crutdict. () Ss. SSS. For Rich, Red Flses ; ian he »* +@ mes n sy es