The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 31, 1921, Page 4

} TUESDAY, MAY 81, 1921 " THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ° { attention to the war-destroyed forests but also to, Chicago detectives are searching for a “kissing! restoring to the country the picturesque topog- jjong,” Do they have t : 5 | i ‘o search there? raphy which was lent to it by the miles and miles, i | | of systematically placed trees which lined the, Another thing that needs not the protection of: \ | 1 roadsides. In the stress of war these old trees were felled : either to hamper the march of armies by obstruct-; Chicago men thinks mosquitoes will force wo- ing the roads, to provide fuel or to go into the sup- men to wear longer skirts. Swat the mosquito!) ports of trench and dugout. Young straight trees’ : y | are replacing them which in time will give to these’ Fire in Dublin destroys the tax records.’ At) roads their proverbial beauty. ‘last the Irish have something to be:thankful for | Along with this, work the enactment of more, ———___— | stringent laws being urged for the better protec-' Germany’s money situation is bad enough, but! tion of the forests which remain untouched by | just think what it’ would be if her printers) war. é struck. The United’ Stated: continues merrily cutting: down its forests, wasting wood, and doing little inj ‘copyright or trade mark is the Einstein theory. From the frequency: with which divorces are! way of reforestation. granted, what the country really neds is an edi-; ee ! ition of “Who’s Whose.” — Norfolk Ledger Dis-; SPINNING ROUND ee Patch. If the earth were to stop rotating today would: 5 A | you become dizzy and start to walk in a circle? ‘| Department of Labor says that in 1919, when) Fi ‘ S prices were highest, the average American’s re- The foregoing conclusion might be drawn from|tai1 food bill was $2.69 a week. Some of these! experiments by Dr. Coleman R. Griffith of the} statisticians should be sent out with a market] department of psychology of the University of| pasket. ; : Illinois on the equilibrium of the white rat. Ro- dents that have been kept in a continuously rotat- ing cage for several months, upon being raleased | walk round in a circle. » The facts thus far established bear out. those EDITORIAL REVIEW | Comments reproduced in this columa m or may wipe Seas waits = = not express the opinion of The Tribune. ere gained from similar experiments carried on with ||" presented "here, tu oper that! our: readers. may. have human beings. The work is related to the prob: | cussed: tn| the prese of the Cay. ‘THE SWIMMING POOL Borner.) (Florence t The boys and girls are feeling fine, And happy as ean be Because at last they’re going to‘ have A swimming pool, you see; A plage in which to swim and dive, Right to their, hearts content, But one thing, it is bound io take _ A whole lot of cement. x And, if we wish our kids to have A dandy swimming pool, Where they can join in happy sport id . When days are far from col We've got to help them, every one Is called on to donate, + As much as e’er he ,can afford, To aid this plan so great. How, often over Rismarck homes, Has swept a & When the sa 4 “Some Jad has met hi: “1 To Il’ of gloom, news was whispered low: s doom;”” For’ boys' are boys, must ‘have fun, ch their manhood’s goal, 41f they can’t have a swimming pool They'll seek a swimming hole. : iether ke Oh, swho would hoard his doll Jem.of euyiiprium among. aviators: | THE NEXT CHIEF JUSTICE «sas, eigen we a ae After-six-months of rotating, no change in the HA , th # id’who would send the sparkles ~ health. cevityof the-rat ted. ‘The The chances are said to favor the appointment |; ~ That now glimmer, from their eye? : ealth: ordongevity.of the rats can be noted. They|o¢ former President Taft to the post of Chief\ cdf ,thqre are\any speak right up, ; seem normal ‘and show no signs of discomfort ex- ps ’ For'we are-here to say: $ Justice of the Supreme Court made vacant by the dedth of Justice White. "| Unless the President were to promote some one of, the present Justices to the post, as Mr. Taft did. when he ‘elevated Justice White, the likely cept when'the cages’ are stopped. Three litters have been born in the rotating cages. sa The Girl Next fs pointing the swing for her annual front porch apaign. : WEALTH PILED UP “One hundred and thirty-nine of the leading; industrial.companies, based upon their last annua’ reports, show a.combined working capital of $4,: 887,847,450’ compared with $1,921,425,649, at the close of 1914,” says the Wall Street Journal. This, of course, dosn’t include the many ‘small- Hughes. But the premier of Mr| Harding's Cabinet is the cornerstone of the Administration. He is a real Secretary of State, a vigofous, sound ‘states- man who grasps the complicated problems of our foregin relations ‘quickly and surely, and who acts with decision, dignity and effectiveness. alternative would be the naming of Charles E. ; fry profiteers; just the few big ones. “This is an inerease of $2,465,922,40} in a five-| Secretary Hughes’ is deep in his new task. He; Is and: j } “We're going to have rek. ‘Tribune, Bismarck, | N.D.: ‘i Dear Editor: Please accept my compliments 02 your. beautiful and true American de- lineation, and also for the spacious ex- | tension given in the Saturday's edi-| tion of the Tribune in regards to the! citizenship-class exercises at the court | house. | I take especial pride ‘in extending | you this compliment, for the reason | myself was one of the members ov! the class who did take the oath of! is working out, the practical applications of our) allegiance. A pride and cherish mem- | ory as an American’ citizen I always! that swimmign pool, And.have it right away”! eas !comedy by Alfred Henry Lewis 13 shown. iat \ Tomorrow J@eck Dempsey, the | world’s champion of the fistic arena willbe seen training for his céming great battle with Georges Carpentier, and Blanch Sweet in her latest suc- ess, “Her Unwilling Husband.” A A TALK WITH A BISMARCK MAN ‘Mr. J. L. Hubert, Retired Deputy Sher- It, of 122 First Street, Tells His Experience. There.is nothing like a talk with the new. Field museum. Various or- ganizations of Chicago. inmediately besieged the park commissioners for Permission ‘to, use tné building, but the Legion post's request alone was granted. * Legionnaires now have a rifle range de luxe, one’ that :will tend to erase the veteran's memories of sweltering days, shivering days and cold, moist days. spent in trying to locate the bullseye on the army's outdoor fir- ; ing’ points, The building ts so large ' that 2 200-yard range was established | withoug . difficulty, along with the shorter distances. ; LEGION MAN BUSY. WITH B’S | Buckeye Boy Bends, Bows and Bor- rows Bad and Beautiful Bonus { Boosting Babbie.- “Apt alliteration’s artful aid” was | not neglected when an ,Akron (0.) member of the American Legion spun the following bonus yarn: “Burt ‘began to bitterly berate the ‘bull’ about the bonus bill, bewalling the benighted bigotry of the belliger- ent birds, badly blocking the bonus | by bombastic blusterings and brable, | and branding, the. busted Nucks who j bore the. brunt of the battle as bad- gers and booty-burglars of billions In bonds, belleved by big, bald business. brow-beaters to belong buried. jp banks. a “Before; our bewildered’ Burt board- ed a boat to become a battle-scarred vet beyond the borders of our bright. beautiful, big country, he -became a benedict; and, back from the battles, busted, and barren of bullion, our be: nighted: bey hero became beautifully, hored because big bibulous bunco men breathlessly built a bunch of hack- band Hes to bribe him by a bunk promise“ of-a bonus. “But. Burt: Isn't’ badly _brow-beaten by ‘the bedraggied babble of a bonus. Blythe, buoyant and bubbling, biding hie time, Burt, the henedict and: bat- tle buddy, and Beulah, ‘his bride, be- tieve the bully and bumptious idea mous Bandmaster, Acquires New Title. was evacuated with the completion of that a beneficent bunch of birds will be brought to believe that big battles Bhghdy, A a in the lighthouse is {heat the Boche and busted bucks need one the waves in their wild } read: und before herucoup belated | treachery; , | sas pers bonus bi to bring the | O’er the great ocean the rays from H : 7 Burt. its beamine. i perce Flicker, and guide the poor sailor at . | THE AMERICAN LEGION GIRL gi | Miss Margaret Sousa, Daughter of Fa-| “Miss Margaret Sousa, daughter of| sas town. For five hours he scratched and crowed for provender, which was hot forthcoming.. Then 1,000 grains of tempting yellow corn were spread be- ‘ fore him. Guesses as to how many grains of corn it would take to assuage his hunger were sold at ten cents each. In three hours Mr. Rock had gulped i 283 kernels of Kansas corn and re- . « tired for the night. ‘Then he was sold PAGE: FOUR i para ley scot aunt oy SeamRUmMpinago Gist Tk OH ae mays THE BISMARCK T RIBUNE British find themselves is ilMstrated by the re- Pi Ea a -|GIRLS! ‘(BLEACH | Beka HiTGhs PANG” Bintnceok, ali, Dy 'ea" Gocond | CONE BUtIVal. at Newcastle of a cargo of coal from ; é e UGLY FRECKLES eo ® 4h we Class Matter. a ,China, This is “carrying coals to Newcastle” TBOv e ReU NOVEC BEING . ma ‘ peste ig f ; GEORGE D. MANN - ~~~ __Editor|with a vengeance, / Ww READ, AND THE Very PEST PARAGRACH e Fe arent ter ounten’ ot Forlani Rapresentatlves | Every British port\is crowded with idle ships,, A‘Dav UKE THIS; “COMES NOW : ! : Orchard White, which any drug store emtcaco” YOCA* PAINE COMPANT porn | the estimated idle tonnage. being about 2,000,000 ati ag ak Se hace Laine vintot ee, “ Hee B a Marquette Bldg. . Kresge Bldg. tons. This is partly due to the strike of coal min- | ry the heat freckle and tan lotlon, and | PAYNE, BURNS 'D SMITH Jer’ i j complexion whitener, NEW YORK ae - A . Fifth Ave. atl ean oes HG main to the lack of demand for | Massage this moelly pana lem- | Hee eee eee eee EE RET SIE ENENTTTIT Ere: iS. i the face, ck, | a The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use Y ‘ loubtedly h | (Copy. for This Departme J ond een’ re lay. and. Peet sgt te ae i { for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise es, we undoubtedly have our troubles and each Donde rvice)__ | freckles and blemishes bleach out and \ | ‘ eet ite in this paper and also the local news published| {here are plenty or difficulties ahead of us, byt | POST. GE ARTIST! ANGE how clear,.soft and rosy-white the 1 | | SCAT rights of publication of special dispatches herein are, Our British cousins are in so much worse plight \ © TS Is Ic RANGE | skin becomes, i pga creenrved, |that they probably think we are favored of the | Chicago Organization Acquires Use of ‘ , i | “MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION | gods. “Comes Now A Day"! ‘Famous World's Fair Field GETS MONEY FOR W. A.A. L. i eo See we Museum Buliding. i i i Ree RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | . : ; "Come Ss NOuw as eS Hungry Rooster Proves Gold Mine for ; | , Bally by carrier, per year. «oo -sccgsreuriseit #120 Lenin says capital is necessary. ’ Yep, either A DAT"! | <The Amertean Legion will soon have Woman's Organization in \ Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck... 6.0y capital or credit. | tlie. use’ of a ‘bullding known to mil- Kaneas.. | i , Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota . seeeee etl | lions In. ‘America’ as"the embodiment frat { i — | nares | of benuty, in art and. architecture, the| How many grains of corn will a ter- fy | B) THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER | According to reformers, short skirts should be {old Fine Arts building of the 1893/ ribly hungry rooster eat after he has (Established 1873) ‘no longer 5 iL: Werld’s “Fair, “The ¢rack of army | missed his menis for five hours? The i | 5 \ | rifles will be heard in the famous} Plymouth Rock in the photograph ” | ‘ \ structure, for it has been turned: over | tucked away 283 grains in record time é tof fi ‘i ! tothe Hyde Park post, No, 34, of the | and made $328 for the Women’s Aux- i FRANCE REFORESTS | re he a sa suri ends censorship— | | Legion in Chicago, as an indoor rifle | illary of the American Legion in Cim- ' The French government is not only giving its!” en, Heres no eens | {anaes miprret Kae : g e ot only giving its. , \ 1 The large edifice, known as the old| | The bird waa, placed In a show win- « % | Field museum after the World's falr,| dow on the main street In the Kan- 4 Hi | 1 { = -B-- ane rk | ao | Mrs, Lelan L. Klein, Cimmarrof, Kan., and the Lucrative Rooster. ‘ aol ; / twice, given back to the women, and | was finally auctioned: off... In. all, he netted $328, a fraction more thag $1.15 for every grain of*corn he ate. Mrs, Lelah ‘L. Klein, national execu- é ue tive committeewoman from the Kan- ; sas department of the Auxillary, han- ' dled- the 'contest.. One of the most id active workers ,for the Auxillary in her. state, Mrs. Klein was. educated in | . Wellesley seollege: and: (in. the, New England Conservatory of Music. Her husband, who was a captain in the medical corps, was gassed in the Ar- l gonné-Meuse offensive. OO | POETS’ CORNER =| a zs 4, THE LIGHTHOUSE (By, Florence Borner) Cruel the rocks that are waiting to gore them, Though they appear soft as pillars of snow; But, ‘with the light from the light- house before them, the Journal, “and: shows the! new: policies, He is making Ameriea ial strength, of the country’s| American objectives understood’ an Sailors can see, and tell which way John Philip Sousa, famous band direc- Tee aes £0. for, has acquired | will remember. + one of, wa Citizens for giving hope There was a ‘slight mistake as to and i agement to the anxious ted ir ‘ SI ‘Es ithe capitals’ of Europe,” my. nationality as Swedish, this is in-' sufferer from the dread kidney dis- a new title. She) Hark! the/great bell in the lighthouse f 4 ‘ ee ! Leite i t. ne ae Rah ag hi (correct, as my. nativity is Norway.‘ ease. We therefore, give here an,in- is known a8 the; is ringing, 2 As; this figure does not include the enormous, . Hei is arranging American‘ participation in t vote ine ja ot idle Jmpertance:| tecvtew with a Bismarck man: | “american Legion| Fog's settled down o'er the sea and i i 2 aig ¥ wg eeeeN a Cesc, iG hi ions,. 8 as th deal with what is !mportant. is to be a true, “T don’t know of any remedy I can Girl” because of! the land; aa dividends paid by these compan es; nor. the huge councils of the mae 2 far ee ueHey al | American, with high ideals and stren-| recommend more highly than Doan’s | her; starring in | Warnings of danger the great bell is Ae isalaries given officers, it represents but-a smal) matters of concern the United States or to the ously working for the, progress and’ Kidney Pills,” says Mr. Hubert. 1 a Legion motion! . bringing, iB, pleture, “Lest We, Telling just where all the jagged Forget,” a film | depicting the’ Like to a lighthouse the Church is a struggles of dis-/| standing, abled veterans to Warning of’ danger on Sin’s rocky e 5 ore fe D ‘ ‘ ley i upbuilding of this great nation. ' | used them about five years ago when portion of the .“immense liquid ‘wealth piled up restoration of economie normalcy in the world. Thanking you again for the cousesy ‘guffering from an attack of ‘kidney || during and after the: war period:”." i: ‘He-has: notified the Allies that mandates must extended to the ,newly-made citizens, complaint: Lumbago was the worst! a a as ‘ ee s omeek ke i tuni-iand al i ciation’ romplaint. | it was the piling up of “liquid wealth” which Be what they purport to be, with equal opportuni fr yang fartnate nought lie m were mes whet I had ey of fom for. all, and that theitable solar, plexus of Yap had so much to do-with putting the high into the ties a community like Bismarck, I remain. ; work for-several: daysrmy: back, was | rocks stand: «os vy i: re % Yours respectfully, ‘so painful—the kidney secretions, obtain justi¢e and| shore; cost of living. : (cannot be monopolized by Japan. ‘ cial | BERNHARD B. LERBAK. | contained sediment and burned in| : unemployment} Guiding earth's sailors to heaven's RE CS Se Nf ANE Sts ‘| He is working out a basis on which relations’ \ ——_—_— | passage. T went to Lenhart’s Drug} conditions among those who escaped | bright landing, . ) For the next several months the green onion will may be resumed with Mexico under guarantees, With the Movies | ieitney Pils and they were not long | Injury in the World war. | avnersnthey © pelt Feat: when: thelr ’ i lend its strength to many embarrassing situations. |from the Obregon government of protection tc’ in showing beneficial effects tpon my | : | i z |‘American citizens and rights j system. The three boxes cured me. There will be a barn dance at. ROOMS WANTED : nage : ‘ AT THE REX. | 60c, at’all dealers. Foster-Milburn | | ‘Have you an extra room for POINT OF VIEW : Mr. Hughes is, in short, a busy man with the) Tonight will be the last night for o9., ifrs., Buffalo, N. Y. |Scheblers, June 1. - | the use of visiting Odd Fellows : * . A sy; Marer! sher in “The Hellion.” { i { . This, of course, doesn’t include the many small- threads of numerous and complicated affairs in, Gren ‘a couple whose creed is built | ~~ : and Rebekahs during the Grand , be in the knowledge that some other fellow is his hands. He simply cannot be spared to resume) upon the dollar sign; a millionaire on e ESTIONS Lodge? Phone 888 or 487R. « g I | 3 about four times our estimated figure. !ought to be appointed to the Supreme Court. But| Jess Took Last Chancc: For education—or so I’d state— wi), Rnitching feeling especial f : fi ase Consists in planning and thinking straight + = fg ly in hot weather. My face Our exports are about half what they were @ Mr. Taft is as vigorous, as mentally alert, as at “After three years of doctoring for| And these ae. aire ly can deaianstiater . : \= Merce dase tiny worse off than you are. This is suggested by a a place on the Supreme Bench, which he gave up comparison of conditions in America and Great with reluctance to run for President. Britain. ‘ Moreover, Mr. Taft would be an admirable se- When we complain of high taxes in this coun-|lection. His temper is judicial, his bent is toward try it may help a little to realize that they are the woolsack. He is known to :have regretted about twice as high in Great Britain. Certainly our unemployment seems large, but judicial career to political one. His training, his _the latest figures from Great Britain show five attainment, his tempcrament, his long adminis. ‘milions out, of work or working only part time. trative experience, his sterling, character, all fit “This is about 12 per cent of the population. The him for th2 exalted post. r same percentage applied to our population would) It is true that he is sixty-four years old, where: give us nearly 13 millions out of work, which is as he himself once said that no man over sixty year ago and British exports show the same com: for a decade or two of service, as many a man ten parative slump. But here again we may con-'years his junior. ' gratulate ourselves. With us export trade is im-| He holds a much higher place in the public es-| ' portant; with the British it is vital. We can have teem than in the hour of his defeat for re-election a fair measure of prosperity with a limited export to the Presidency. This place he has won by his trade; the British can’t. Their existence as an poise, his good temper, his cheerful acceptance of industrial nation depends upon a great export the result, his industry and’ resourcefulness in business and their situation is’ such that. they making himself of public service. An admirable! must be an industrial nation or go to smash. ex-President, he would be a great Chief Justice — The rather desperate situation in which the’ yinneapolis Journal, an gs od ‘many times that fatg had deflected him from a, | his way to marry their daugiter; their frantic realization that her broken; health and changed mentality are go- | Hing to shut them out of the chance to} | gather this prize of a son-in-law into! the family; their bargain with a girl| ‘from another sphere of life to imper- | | sonate her. Given, aso this other girl. | cafe dancer and tool of a practical hypnotist, but a curious type withal, | far above her sordid cnvironment—i ! girl with a mind, a heart, a soul, and} | —a conscience, and you have the ms ings for a splendid photo ar: , the j picture is one well worth ng. In} addition to this feature a two-reel \ | my stomach I becarae discouraged | and swore I wouldn't take ‘anything | else. I was bloated with gas all the time. Someone praised Mayr's Won: | \aerful Remedy so highly that i de- leided to take a last chance. I am! now feeling like a new man.” ‘It is a simple, harmless preparation that removes the catarrhal mucus from the intestinal tract and/allays the in- flammation which ,causes practically all stomach, liver and intestinal ail- ments, including appendicitis. Qne dose will convince orf moncy ‘re- funded. Sold at All Druggists. ‘Bv Berton Braley You can test the number of facts you know By-an Edison Questionnaire, But a list of facts won’t always show What kind of a brain is there; For all the facts that he might amass Won’t make a sage of a silly ass : Though they might enable a simp to pass An Edison Questionnaire! There’s many a man who'd fall down'flat =. . On an Edison Questionnaire Who nevertheless beneath his hat Has plenty of brains to spare; By an Edison Questionnaire! ‘ . 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