The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 28, 1921, Page 4

pre: les Se eT Te ae Rte EE RET Pe as 2 Jism 4a srebteseegues ORNS AN nats =i eorerene oe Sanne nee geedte ceneen | aR; emer sere ioe (PAGE. FOUR i 7 HE’ BISMA RCI K. T RI i BU N E ers to them the ure of his superlative home- Entered at the Fostorices Bismerck, at. Dem as Second | Matter. GEORGE D. MANN . . Foreign Representatives . MPANY eaiGa car LOGAN PAYNE co! DETROIT Marquette Bldg. NE, BURNS AND SMITH aed PAYNE NEW YORK Ne, BY - . Fifth Ave. Bldg. paint adc, ee a ome ea ta The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use ~ | brew. “Since I have taken occasion to speak of brew- . ° Editor |ing,” he writes, “I will exemplify in such a pro- portion as I am best skilled in, because it is the usual rate for mine own family, and once in a month practiced by my wife and her maid-serv- jants.” And after giving the recipe in full, he, like any for for publication Of all news eredited to it or not otherwise|modern, brags of the kick it conceals, at the paper and also the local news published! same time warning his readers of the dangers of herein. All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are| drinking unwisely. also reserved. i ——— Ee MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF | CIRCULATION “SUBSCRIPTION R is PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year ......+6.5 Peeereeree rien esd Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) ....... Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck. Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota .......+0+0+ 6.00 THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1878) 1 p> GROWNUP BOYS It would be interesting to know how many men} belong to a I'll poker ‘club—and keep it to them-| - Soe | A Fable: Once upon a time there was a fly that}: selves. That is to say, friend wife isn’t in on it. She thinks hubby has gone to the office to work —maybe she does. And it would be interesting to know how many wives do know all about said poker clubs but are good fellows.enough to let hubby think he’s gat- ting away.with.some-hing.....«.. Describing the evil effects of drinking one’s ‘self full of his recipe, he says: “I know some ale knights so much addicted thereto that they either fall quite under the board, or else, not:-daring to stir from their stools, sit still, pinking with ‘their narrow eyes.” Had he lived some 400 years later, he probably would have put it less elegantly, but as effectively, thus: “Oh boy, it’s got some kick, believe me.” The male of the species hasn’t changed a bit in 400 years. lived to a ripe old age and was not survived by a single descendant. VITAMINES Vitamines are elements of diet as \essential as proteins, fats, carbohydrates and. mineral salts. |Yet nobody knows what, they are. As Professor It’s probably a fact that the average card player, | Kiddy puts it in “The: ‘Teitghers College Record” for has a much better time when he thinks he’s| March: “Today we :know they are; we don’t sneaking his nights out. Just like the good old) gy what they are. We know some things they days when. the same fellows used to sneak a/PUfl/ 4, ang don't do, we know many substances. But on a cornsilk cigaret, ’round back of the wood- shed. “yf , Some ways, pop never gets over c being a . boy. fancy, etc. % “| SEE BY THE PAPER” About 28 million copies of newspapers are now lew York man; Who! Gonfessed| i hatin the spring an‘old man’s| cannot grow on a die: their actual chemical nature is as much a puzzle today as the day of their discovery.” One of these substances is called “fat-soluble A.” It is present in milk and butter, though not in lard; and rats, gui ane ‘pigs and: other creatures from which it' has been extracted. in milk, in the hulls of polishings of. rice, in’ yeast, in beans, in sheep’s pancreas. The lack of it sold daily in the United States. Practically] causes the disease known as beri-beri or -poly- everybody redds a newspaper. neuritis. ‘ Hence the average paper is read by four per-| ‘The third, called “water soluble C,” is necessary sons. In many communities the popular paper|to prevent scurvy. 4t also is found: in: milk, has an average of five readers for every copy sold. That should interest advertisers. Incidentally, we wonder how many times a'pa- per’ is read after you throw it into’ yor "basket. and before it reaches the ma make it into pulp that, in turn, a straw- board or wrapping paper. For who, except a rag- Ppa can et ing’at\the headlinés“of 4 newspaper; no how old it may be or where it is peli Housewives, whd dn ‘changing newspapefs on pantry shelves stop | to read the headlines or look at the pictures, will vouch for that. : ay ’ ———— Prohibition in Ontairo i is going to make it pow. erful dry around Bétroit.: ‘One’ by gates are closed. SPIRIT MACHINE Thomas A, Edison has the habit of accomplish- ing what he sets out to do. When he announces that he is at work on a machine that is intended to make possible easy communication with the dead, one looks forward to taking to the departed if the departed are in any condition to be talked to. Surely no ouija board-like contrivance will come from the Edison laboratory. One expects a|, deyice of pewnenvels: wires, curious dials, levers,‘ motors, ete." 118 What a piiepetls, it is! No more irritating, Delphic utterances from a more or less inspired medium; no doubt at all. Very likely getting’ a line to George Washing- ‘ton, Uncle Absalom, or any other of the departed will be easier than getting a telephone connection ~»- with>the ‘corner-grocery: store: ° Any’ spellbinder ‘may refer the crowd directly||” to the party’s hero for an opinion on the present candidate and his policies. ing assertions such as: “If George’Washington were alive today, what would he say to the propo- No more lost wills, no more murder mysteries. Hurry, Mr. Edison! Please hurry! Every- body’s just as eager and anxious as can be to call, the Astral central. But stay! Suppose through the machine it is! learned that Cousin Jonathan isn’t where he was) supposed to be? Never mind about hurrying that machine, Mr.! Edison. ew ve OLD HOME-BREW DAYS William Harrison was chaplain to an English, nobleman in the sixteenth century. As a husband| ; he made a point of knowing all that went on in. “knows ‘nho national boundaries, No more unconvinc-; sition? . Fellow citizens, he would say,” ete., ete.! |get it in orange-juice, but canned tomati ould do as, well. Ba. -These of. course, are not, the: nly sourced; adults contains enough of all of them. But babies not“fed at the'breast may miss éne or another if Fired not taken. | - fn sdme ‘condit Bs, an in’ ‘marasmus, a baby sanvabt assimilate a’ vitamine!from one thing in which it is present, but can from another. {All this has been worked out since 1911 by dif-| ferent; workers in different countries. Science Ny Upton Sinclair's; : proposed newspaper probably plans to publish all’ the news that is unfit to Print. —Washington Post. \ There aré worse things than going to school these nice spring days, but you don’t notice them until you’ve grown up. Montreal’s hauigman had an income of $12,000 last year. He’s -probably not worried much about peo- ple trying to get his job. : ‘Wouldn't the Modern’ Youth throw a fit if he had to.do some of the'thores that ‘weré wished on father when he, was a boy! \To Professor Einstein some straight lines are curves.» »To Professor Ruch all curves are straight ;balls.—New ‘York ‘Herald. * EDITORIAL REVIEW its reproduced in thie column m mony oF may " Comments Rot express the opinion of The Tribu | rented here St onder hat ren oe ee may’ bave of im bein - cussed in the prong of the day. racelaecaee ac i pais ASK ’EM THESE, T. AS Or, Mr. Edison, you might ask your young col- lege grads these questions, which—-sooner or later \—they must lezrn to face nightly as their eager ' feet again enter the home portal! | i Did you order the coal? Where were you when I telephoned your + office land they said you were out? Have you maited that letter I gave you this | morning? | , How did these burlesque theater ticket stubs | get in your pocket? Did you go to the dentist’s? Why don’t you buy more than cne collar but-, ton? i ¥ his own household and, it seems, liked to putter; How could you dance with that awful cat? You around the kitchen, especially when his wife was! ; Making home-brew. . He also was-a writing man and liked to put to! paper all the observations he made, so that his Chronicles are regarded as the most accurate de-| ; scription extant of family life in the sixteenth century. And in the course of these Chiriciaise ow, a 4 classic, by the way—he sort of takes, his readers + aside—as some men like to do,today—and whisp-! | know I despise her! | Who is this “Babe Ruth” person you just made ta date to go and see? ' | Why. don’t you buy a new hat? Haven't you any regard at all for how you look? | Where do you get the idea you.can roll home ‘for dinner any old time and find it steaming hot? Quick, satisfactory answers to those questions, A second, called “water-soluble B,” is’ contained |: thongh pasteurizing destroys it. Bottle-fed-babies these-thrée vitamines. The ordinary diet of} THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE _ - DECORATION "BAY! MORNING — of the. weatherman, ‘Mr. Sprinkle-! The; Palong and ‘pretty soon how capes troy on’ the other; would have done, walked up to one harm in asking, was there?: ‘ ‘A voice inside said. “Come ‘int and Nick gave the door a push, wide open. :/ Before Nancy could move an eye- lash, something dashed out of the door past her with a great rushing Nick grabbed the door and pulled it} bre! ears. A lot of voices were shouting | terms, commencing“on’the first Tueb- day of each month, excepting in the vacation months of July and August. For the June Term of 1921, the Clerk has ‘just made a neat typewritten court calendar of four pages, with index and paper’cover. The calendar shows fifteen appeals, with the names. of .the: plaintiffs and the. defendants The cases are set for argument thus: On Tuesday, four cases; ‘Wednesday, four cases; Thurs- day, four cases; Friday, three cases, On preparing the calendar, the Clerk writes the attorneys giving the day on which their cases are set for argu ment. Formerly, when there were only two or three terms of the court « ‘year, it was not uncommon for a cage to go over two or three terms and to appear on the calendar of each term. At a considerable expense the Clerk printed and miailed to the at- torneys court calendars containing. aj. list of one hundred and fifty more ap- peals, with the names of the parties and’ their attorneys.~ Under the rules the appeal record and the briefs had to be printed, and‘in some cases the expense amounted to thousands of dollars. The judges did not seem to care for expense: which they did not have to pay, The first day of the term was occupied with a call of the long calendar and the hearing of mo- tions for continuances, The judges | did fairly well when they decided a case within a year after the argument or suymission. They doubled their work by delaying it and by lack of business methods, ‘Now there is no such expense; no compulsory printing of briefs and rec- ords, no motions for a continuance, no call of the short calendar. . Every case on the monthly calendar is de- cided during the month, while the ar- gument is fresh in the mind of the judges. However, the old procedure does still prevail in’ most of the ap- Pellate courts, in the United States ‘Supreme Court and in the Circuit), Court of Appeals. By observing the old time-worn customs the administra- tion of modern justice is made shame- (or sentence), of:Bs:D.-—Bachelor of Domestici Mr. Edison, will qualify any man for a life psd fully dilatory and expensive. Every honest suitor pays too much for his hance of obtaii dy, justice, ans ‘often"kesin nde Sytuee something dashed ‘out * The Magic Green Shocs carried at once, “Oh, there goes Old Ma: Nancy and ‘Nick right up'to the atar, Flood!” said one. “Jack Frost,:;why didn’t you aud get out, too?” said)’ old Sizzly Dry‘Weather!”,re- ‘Why didn’t you give away too freely the “money of, i trjal court and the’ jury. ‘And that is|—————____-__. i Blow, a great big plaae with plenty your turn ef pide on for everything. another. hey “ two houses.. One was; torted Jack Frost. le pe road and’the other) go yourself?” ae 1, Jack, too soon!’ said old ‘side Sizzly Dry-Weather. “Just you walt}: So the twins did what anyone else till summer.” “Gracious!” exclaimed Nick mop- ‘decisions were taltly discugséd: in the of them and knocked. If that wasn’t! ping his face with his: hanky. ‘| newspapers, I’ think the effecti would the right one, at least there’ was no: we've dolie ‘it, (Nancy! ! wrong house, This must be the place the Nuisance Fairies ‘live that the (Fairy Queen told us about. Sprinkle-Blow's Chief’ Justice, ‘we°had’a horse killing that’s across the road, Just’ then the door of the other house opened and out came an odd noise, almost’ knocking her down. ie fairyman carrying a large um- shut again with all his might, but Oe ht 1921 by Nawopaper: Enter-, not before some words reached his prise.) (To Be Continued) SATURDAY EVENING LETTER. \(By Chief Justice Robinson) _all: wrongs and injuries to his person » May 28, 1921. :| bevsaid that truth is fallon in the The paaveue Court holds menthly} street and justice standeth afar off. siAnd still the earth moves notwith- ly fifty Years it may all be standing. [EVERETT TRUE BY coNDO| ROBINSON, % WISH You'd © TN” NE MeTONARY: AND ScS EXACT DEFINITION OF’ “COSPIDOR’ ‘° different. If the courts and the law- yers do not learn to administer jus- tice fairly and honestly, they may gv the way of the saloons. No cinss of] people can always ride on the backs! of another class. wy Of late I have ccased scolding at our judges, cause it seems they are improving and learning to do things in a businesslike way. However, they still write decisions and dissents cov-; ering ten, twenty, and even thirty, typewritten pages, regardless of the fact that such decisions are seldum. if ever read, and that the booking and publishing the same costs about $20 a page. Surely that is bad economy. A judge should learn to economize words, sentences and paragraphs and to place each in proper consecutive) order... 'We must have shorter and better decisions or 1 will have to coni: mence scolding, I ‘charge ’,gur’ judges with another! fault." It seems they have ‘all -bee reared in luxury. They do not kno the value of'a ‘dollar, and hence the} They wash their hands, “pass ’ and put the blame onto agcord: with the old ‘system, which; dew from’, the ' time. ‘of System 1s. for, ap- te pellate judges to shirk no responsi-|:: billty, jo ;reversegany: verdict, or judg- ‘niettt when ‘the appests ‘to be! exces- siye.or-unjy ‘greate! puimetty’ were given to the. doings of. courts. arid: if. the be salitary. “Tp iNusttate, once upon a time when Hon. A: A. Bruce was case. “The Live Stock Board were pressing. a. campaign against the dis-. éase of Dourine., The Board had bled| thirty. thousand horses and killed! seven hundred and sought.to increase) the number by killing two splendid) work horses which showed signs disease... Mr. ‘Bruce and_ two. oth judges stood for the killing. and 4n- sisted that the Board had absolute | Jurigdictnon® to “kill”as’ many “horses; as they pleased and that the court; had no power to protect the property./ ‘On the contrary, I insisted that un-; ‘der the constitution every person has| ‘@ remedy by due process of law for, ‘or: property and that the:courts have ample jurisdiction 'to:protect. persons! tn ‘Bi and property. I gavé to’ the discus- ston three Saturday Evening Lei ters, | WHAT IS THE THE WORD Here It ‘is MR. TRUS. iT “CAUSPIDOR— A RE- CEPTACle Form ----- READ tT TO: YOURSELE ANO SEE I® You Can. \ i SATURDAY, MAY 24, 1921 ‘with the result thane: io) e hag. ed his.mind and. 8 were saved. -.And thoug io in’accordance | with legal precedents, ‘the newspaper discussion was proper and: effectual. The good animals. were saved from: slaughter and during the past four years they have been doing good work and show no signs. of disease. € think the decision did virtually put an end to the ‘horse killing and it now stands.as a monument. I[n future it will hardly be necessary to argue that it is the right and duty of courts to protect men from being robbed through the forms and technicalities. of ‘the law, the cunning ways) of speculative counsel and verdicts for excessive damages. The excessive verdict, with the big contingent fee, is the curse of the law. James E, Xobinson. . \ POETS’ CORNER | THE POPPIES, (Florence Borner.) Our heroes fought in Flanders, And fighting there they died, While crimson. poppies Falsed their heads, And laws of man defied; What tho the cannon’s dreadful roar, Had rent the world in twain, Triumphant those proud poppies stood— A field of lurid flame. ‘ In Flanders Fields ‘our heroes le, In slumber long.and deep,- And still those poppieg flaming brig! Their sacred vigils keep; And, I have heard this thing is tru2, Their color has a deepen hue. THE OLD BOYS (By Florence Borner) “| Where are‘tis boys’ who wore the blue, And hurriedly marched away, At the call of fife, and the beat of ‘drum, To the war of yesterday? Where are boys, those brave, true lads, Who answered their: country's: cries, ane sone and bled that we might *soath “Freedom's starlit skies? BV MOetOV | Where \are We:boys who: gathered ‘round, At the camp-fire’s cheerful glow, And spun their tales, and cracked their jokes, In the days of long ago? . ‘Where are the boys who unafraid, Gave challenge to the foe, ‘And left to us heritage (Much greater.than we know? vere are the boys who wore the ‘blue, And the boys who once wore the gray, The past is forgiven, and heart to heart, ‘We honor them all this day; Like .fluttering leaves, in the wintry blast, : They are leaving us ‘one by one, nd our hearts are sad through each passing year, To see how the serge grown. With [With the Movies | SPE REMC BISMARCK : "The picture at the Bismarck theater ‘Monday, aside from telling an excit- ing story, contains artistic scenes that are a rare delight: . It is “The Right to Love,” produced by George .Fitz- maurice and featuring Mae Murray and David Powell, the same talented players who were in. “On With the Dance.” (Miss Murray is seen as Lady Falk- land,. wife ‘of the British representa- tive at Constantinople. He is a dis- solute man, who has hired a, Princo tanislaus to compromise Lady Falk- In this way Lord Falkland hopes to-secure a divorce and marry is mistress, Lady Edith. Colonel Aring,.an/Amertcan, played by David ‘Powell, strikes up a friendship with Lady Falklaid-and {a a class with her husbard, and ‘Prince Stanislaus, Lor- ing kills Lord Falkland. By a twist of fate, he is acuitted in the subse- uent trial. “DINTY” COMING TO" THE. ELTINGE Wesley Sarry needs no introduction ismaftk. He has been seen herve and his freckled. smiling faco once seen can never ve forgotten. the title role in inge attraction for Monday, Tues- day and Wednesday. As ‘“Dinty” (O'Sullivan, he completely . captivates every audience that witnesses the pic- ture. In his own inimitable: way he brings out the tears and‘ laughs at ; Will, There is a touch 6¥- tender pathos when Dinty loses his mother but for the most part “Dinty” is'brim- ming over with humor, a pretty ro- mance ‘and thrilling adventure con- stituting the basis of the plot. -Col- leen Moore, J. Barney Sherry, M: jorie Daw, Pat O'Malley and Noa Beery are included in the cast of ple ers. “Dinty” is a Marshall Neilan pic- ture and its chief characteristic is that it pleases every member. of every family that sees it. ‘ . FLICKERGRAMS, . Jerome Storm will direct “Ths Rosary.” Billy West, comedian, says “to err is woman.” Harold Lioyd’s next comedy is titled “Among Those Present.” Pearl White's next one is a com- edy, “Beyond Price.” Miami, Okla., has appointed’ a city board of censors. Wes Barry drove a hansom. down Fifth avenue, Nuyork, the: other day and tied up traffic. “She sighed by the Seaside” is the title of a Sennett comedy to be re- leased May 8. “The Birth of a Nation.” which ran 47 weeks on Broadway, is to be re- released May 1. It is announced that if, Nazimova can find a suitable play she will de- sert the screen for the stage. “The Scarlet Shawl,” which stars Carmel Myers, is a romance of early California. Fog effects in movies are gained by | photographing through white gauze. Sid Chaplin plays the roles of bar- ‘ber and kind In “King, Queen, Joker.” Bebe Daniels ‘received. :so mucn | candy ‘white she served her .ten-ta7 ++] sentence: for. speeding that she. gained several pounds in weight, ry