The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 19, 1921, Page 4

A Entered at the Postoffice, Bismerck, Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN : 8 . . i Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. oe BURNS AND SMITHS NEW YORK - be - « « . Fifth Ave. Bldg. —$—$< ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for: publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise srouited ip this paper and. also the local news pul rein. “Ail rights of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. pace chin be een ee ‘MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION Eee SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year esse 7.20 Daily by mail, per year rek) Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck. x Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota ........+++ 6.00 phn ie dn ee THE STATE’S OLDEST. NEWSPAPER (Established 1878) <=> “FARMING BY WIRELESS If you live on a farm set up your own wireless and get all the agricultural information you need —from weather forecasts to crop reports. Such:a daily radio-marketgram service will soon be available to every farmer or grange that will install a simple wireless receiving set, which costs $50 to $75. -The Department of Agriculture will furnish the information. : The'Postoffice Department will send the infor- mation Sbroadcast-through the air-mail radio sta- tions scattered. over the country. . This service will make it easy for the farmer to decide, for instance, when to.cut hay. Also, when to.gell his grain, etc. ether you are a farmer or not, this is news that reaches into your everyday ‘life—because ‘it suggests some of the startling changes that may soon be. brought about by wireless. The time may not be far off when a business man will have a wireless receiving apparatus in his office, keeping him posted on trade events almost the very instant they occur, whether he is in a city or 1,000 miles from a town. i The time may come, within your lifetime, when many housewives in Bismarck will receive. daily, through wireless telephone, such things as food prices, weather forecasts and even fashion tips. | Keep cabals out of the Yap cable knot. WHEN DOES OLD AGE BEGIN? _ ‘Are you beginning to get old?’ . St dit This question interests you.now, if you are on the shady side of 40, with crow’s feet appearing around your eyes and stiffness creeping into your joints. Young folks, now light-hearted and in- different to the steady flight of youth, will have their turn later. ‘ . Folk-lore says that a man is as old as he feels —and a woman as old as she looks before break- » fast. But is that true? For instance— - i ee 8 J. N. Smith, Civil War veteran, lives in Musko- gee, Okla. He’s.85.years.old... Learned to. ride a bicycle when he was 80.: : “One of my boys came home with a bicycle and said he’dlearnedtoride it,” Smith says. “I said that was’t much of a trick. The boy (he was only 43) bet me a new hat.I couldn’t leari. I took him up, and, in the face of a laughing wife and all the kids in the neighborhood, learned to ride in three days. And I'd like to see any of them beat me now for long or short distances. t __ “It's my notion that most of the woes of man-! kind and womankind-could be cured if these gor-| rowful old| grouches’ would get bicycles and take) rides through the country. My advice to any man, with one foot in the grave is to pull it out) and get it to working ona bicycle pedal.”, , ** @ " Mrs. Elizabeth A. Barker, 80, is pastor of the! ‘ Methodist Episcopal Church of. Peteroboro; New) \ulate by official decree continues this should fol- | Federal control, and we seem to have been nearly | time’ when ‘an end’ to turers. Germany finally has a place in. the sun — the hottest. ae s Mary Garden had a whale of a crop of grand opers. receipts. needs less capital. “Wash sales” sometimes make an apparently lively stock market. not to do as what to do.” £ Office-seekers. beware! got.in Florida has a grin six feet across. It appears that “ a change‘in taxation” merely | means taking it out ‘of’ your other, pocket. i time are learning that. it isn’t the initial cost that |counts, it’s the upkeep. \ The Senate proposes to'wrap more red tape around governmental departments’ salaries, thus making it easier for politicians to retain the reins. EDITORIAL REVIEW — Comments reproduced in this column or may not express the opinton of The Tribune.” They are pesgentee here in order that our readers may have th sides of important issues which are being dis- cussed in the press of the day. DESTRUCTIVE COMMUNISM The Russia of the.future will know nothing, or next to nothing, of the‘dire process of evolution to which it will owe its birth. This assertion is based on the increditable fact, increditable because of its abysmal stupidity, that the Russian, arch- ives, those of the past and of the present, are be- ing pulped, literally, to provide the country with paper. In September, 1920, a paper factory was ‘supplied with a‘stock of reports covering the work of the congress held in January of the same year, when at that time information concerning this very congress was needed and being called for. The revolutionary archives provide the last load of. material to factories which have. already en- gulfed the contents of Russia’s priceless’ private libraries. In a communistic country only the state can own the libraries. - In Russia it owns in order to pulverize.—Christian Science Monitor. LO, THE POOR INDIAN! ; In a recent order issued by Chafles H. Burke newly appointed commissioner of Indian affairs, certain Indian dances ‘are condemned as immoral with. This naturally has caused indignation among the Chippewas of Northern Minnesota, and their chief says his people consider all their dan- ces “decent.” He’also broadly hints that the only really objectionable dances in which, the Indian indulges he learns;from mixing with white folks. In a country where the toddle, the bunny hug, the camel walk and other jazz dances are so uni- versally popular, even in the most exclusive so- cial circles, it seems rather inconsistent to attempt to regulate the ancient tribal customs of the In- dian on moral -grounds. Perhaps Mr. Burke wishes he had the power to order the white man to mend his dancing ways, but our civilization has not as yet progressed far enough to permit of: the creation of a governmnent bureau having to do with such matters. If the tendency to’ reg- low in the:due course of time. The Indian is the only group’ now enjoying the full blessings of Hampshire, Too old to preach? “I’m.as young as I feel—that’s way back in the twenties,” says “Mother” Barker. “After my; marriage, following the Civil War, I quit preach-' ing and settled down to rear my two children. I) eM I’ve just received my second preaching license. | =I keep young by preaching. It gets more re-| it deserves commit a sacrfiice as much as he who! | defiles a shrine. ; gfreshing every day.” 2 8 | ‘regulating the railroads.—St. Paul Pioneer Press. zwent to work in a shoe factory,-as a stitcher.| lem. ‘ : “There I stayed.until the children. grew up. Ive! ‘been preaching, off and on, all my life. Now, at of as successful in regulating them as we.-were in OUR FLAG ISN’T A RUG The flag of the United States is.a sacred emb- It has been hallowed by the blood of thousands | our bravest. Those that treat’ it with less than the respect Our attention is called by Mrs. Joseph M. Caley, | he sotcalled ‘buyers’. strike is so much desired by merchants and manufac-| Many a business seeking new capital really Success depends just as much on knowing what The alligator Harding Concerns that watered their stock during war and it is suggested that they be abandoned forth-| ‘Ppatead of merely For trade again Labs Mears the .wi g Let's 6° ior And gvmp into th. Prosperity's + arr Won't be: so ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS’. By Olive Barton Roberts i Flippety-Flap| and Nancy looked, and suddenly they saw what Nick saw, {a curious sign cut into the bark of a | tree. z “Let’s see what it says,” suggested Nancy, trotting over quickly, and the others didn’t need. coaxing. Up they tip-toed softly as feathers, and made out these words, “The Council of Creatures.”| Whether thewordg ;were written in antelope language, 0: leopard language, or wart-hog,.lan- guage, or gazelle language, or .some- thing equally difficult, neither’ Nancy or Nick told me, but it dogsn’t matter, for, having the language}charm: that the Magical Mushroom j had, gtvea them, the children could frave’ under- stood had there been ‘no [ette: at all. en f “The Council of Creatutes,” ed Flippety-Flap in puzzied never heard of it. 1 womder all means.” ia Just then a voice. besifie them re- marked rather tartly; “That's not,sur. prising considering |that {the Council of Creatures most ‘likely, never heard of you either. Are you} friends: or foes?” Te | Flippety-Flap and the. twins turned quickly and beheld a, mongoose’ close beside ae eed wag moat surprising, as one had been there a minute before..! .‘:- “Friends,” answered the fairyman quickly. “Oh, all right!” said the mongoose in a relieved tone. “We can’t be too careful, you know. Then he went on, suddenly suspicious again. “But whom are you friendly to? It: doesn’t happen to be Tag Tiger, does it? You're sure that Tag Tiger didn’t send you to spy on us, are you?” “Us!” Flippety-Flap looked around in astonishment. ,“How many thou- sand people do you think you are, Mr. Mongoose?” Ay “Oh, I’m only one, but the rest are inside. You sec, I’m the guard. 1 have to watch out here’ and let the others know if Tag Tiger comes along. Do you wish to go in?" The mon- goose pointed to a' sort of doorway between some rocks. . (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1921, N. E. A.) ~—________—__¢@ With the Movies ———_—__ et AT BISMARCK The public will enjoy a rare treat when George Melford’s production of “The Round Up,” starring Roscoe Ar- buckle, is presented at the Bismarck theater today. Theatergoers will remember the great success achieved by Edmund. Day's notable play a few years ago. Maclyn Arbuckle played the role of “Slim Hoover,” the fat and jolly sheriff. agi Another Arbuckle will be seen in tie screen; version. The fat hero of the new ‘Paramount picture, Roscoe) Arbuckle,.who by virtue of his fam- We'll get no satisfaction By locking sour and blve, Let's clear the decks for. acti Let's/see what we-can do; Y 0 Things wort get “back to normal ” Until we show some life, Stop making gestures formal \ Come , can the wails unhappy, Bx = ) "s too much conversation And not enough of deeds! } iva) 7} blooming slow %. Captain Thomas Haskell has been a reporter State chairman of the D. A. R. committee on the| ous, Paramount-Arbuckle comdies has r 65 years on the same paper —the Portland correct use of the flag, to recent misuses of the Maine) Herald. flag as a decorative erfslem. In one instance a He is 83 years old. Puts in 10 hours every day. | Statute rests on a truck covered with flags used G gBrecializes as a marine reporter, and is known 28 bunting; again, 'a prima donna on a patriotic = hmong captains all over the world. \ # Haskell probably is the oldest active news re- WOMan uses a flag as a shawl. ES ye # ha _ ‘propose a sales tax on every purchase just at a Philadelphia Public Ledger, fetes ape #covering” Congress for the Toledo News-Bee. _ Byoung man’s game.” ie ‘occasion stands on 2 flag; in a third instance, a rter in America, with the exception of former, he flag is not a rug or a tablecloth; it is not, presentative Isaac. R. Sherwood, who at 85 is'#" ornament or a garment; it is not lawfal to use, \it for a trademark or as an advertisement. | Plenty of Red radicals, in America and over- | seas, would like to wipe their feet on the Star |Spangled Banner to show their malice because it | will not cloak their disloyalty. And still some say that newspaper. work is “a Age and youth are states of mind. % Old age will not clutch you until you lose heart) But we must not let them pour contempt upon , a8 the sporting editors say, “throw up the, i» and we who profess to be true Americans must ponge.” \first set the example of reverence. We cannot| : : preach and teach to aliens a due regard for Old One idea of sarcasm is to have the government Glory unless we show that reverence ourselves.— done his share to bling over with Jo: This is the famous Comedian's first apearance in a legitimate role, but he is said to have shown remarkable ability in his new work. The cast is virtually all-star, and. the excellent photography is the work of Paul Perry. CONSTANCE TALMADGE HIT AS FLIRTATIOUS MAID Constance Talmadge, as full of fun and. pep as ever, is the very popular attraction at the Eltinge theater to- night. Her vehicle is “Lessons iu Love,” a corking good comedy drama, adapted from Douglas Murray’s stage play, “The Man From Toronto.” “Lessons in Love” opened its en- gagement last night at the Eltinge theater to capacity crowds. The story deals with the attempts of two old men to. choose a husband for their ward, a young woman with a very strong mind of her own, When one of them fails in his attempt to bring his nephew East to meet the girl, he plays ,‘dead,” leaving a will providing yee the world bub- that his nephew shall:inherit the for- 1 new district, prior to or on.the date of hearing on the petition, - i It 1s Held,’ the County Commission- ers had no authority to make the or ‘| | der’ dividing the school district and ?; | creating the new district, for the rea- son that, at the time of the making f of the order, the petition was not sign- “:t: -| ed. by two-thirds of the resident elect- >\ Los in the proposed new district. (2) ‘During the time of the serving | of the notice specified in Section 1148, C. L. 1913, and until the hearing on the petition, any school elector, wha signed the petition for the proposed | new school district, or a petition such as is contemplated 7g saia section, may withdraw his name from the pe- ! tition, —o— ‘Opinion of the Court. by Grace, J. ‘| ‘Christianson and Berenson, JJ., concur | specially. 17, J. Graham and Jas. M. Austin, of | | Wendale, N. D., and|Brickner & Knox, of Fargo, 'N. D,, Attorneys for Plain- heals to tornt Ff tiffs and Appellants. ‘ i . | WS, Lauder, Wahpeton, N. D, fl | Attorney for Defendant and Respond- ent. ' yearning, to gow, , \ ne | Remarkable Re arks | I have always believed in the in- \'spiration of the Holy Scriptures.— | (President Warren G. Harding. ; * e strife. |. Pie makers are born, not made.— Susan Lisby, cook, Pennsylvania Military Cottege, 5 \ The rank and file of our organiza- | tion seems to have lost heart since | Big Bill Haywood fled the country.— ' Roy Brown, I. w. Ww. loader. ‘ “Lack of home. environment in ' cramped apartments and hotels causes i many family ruptures—Judge Jesse { Baldwin, Chicago. t PP ** @ j. The world, will be dry by 1950 if | the. women of (England work like the ‘women of America to remove the curse recognized since the distant ages.—Mre. Dean, London prohibition | worker, val ES i oe ¢ | Flowers simply must have music as | part of their daily diet. Sympathetic music waves stimulates roses,—Frank tune if he weds the gu ane pauag! C- Tilling, Wilwaukee music company chap East as.a_ last ‘courtesy,) but he She does not relish the idea of a prospective bridegroom look. her. over,| so she conceals her identity by. mas- querading as a maid. ‘The young man is very handsome, and the “maid” flirts with him. Complications multi- ply, and the big surprise is. oxperi- enced when Uncle Henry “comes to fe.” The part: of the whimsical and. filr- tatious ‘Leila Calthorpe, the: heroine of the story, is ideally suited to) Miss Talmadge’s unusual talents, and her interpretation of it is truly: delightful. Kenneth Harlan, who gave sucli’splen- did‘ support ‘to Constance in “‘Danger-| ous . Business,” again, djstingui himeelf ‘as her leading song in Love.” « 9} .. Miss Inez Jones, head of the milin- ery department of Lucas store, leaves SUPREME COURT | today for .Chicago and, the east ee From Mandan. Mrs. Paul Woonkittle of Mandap was in Bismarck yesterday. i Visiting Here Mrs, L. O. Gilmore, of ‘Minot, is spending a week in Bismarck, visiting with Mr. Gilmore, of the Tribune. From Flasher. Mrs. O. H. Wurmstrum, wife. of Hardware Merchant’ Wurmetrum: of Flasher, spent a short time in Bis- marck on a business and pleasure trip. To Chicago Tomorrow. _ FROM DICKEY COUNTY." | Stateof North ‘Dakota, e#’rel'W.'B. Knox, L. L. Taylor, Herman’ Keller,| and William Tschudi, on behalf of themselves and others similarly sit- ~ uated, Plaintiffs and. Appellants, va. Faith ‘Stevens, as County Superintend-| ent of Schools of Dickey County,| State of North Dakota,’ Defendant) and Respondent, 2 Appeal from an order and. judgment of the District Court, in the Third-Ju- dicial District, dismissing the alterna- tive writ and denying a peremptory writ of mandamus, Geo. M. McKenna, back entrancing. midsummer: hats. Curfew at 9 O°Clock. The curfew ordinance enacted by the city commission provides that dur- ing the summer monttis children must be off the streets by 10 o'clock, this helng omitted from The Tribune story of Tuesday. During” the * winter months they must be. off the streets by 9 o'clock. ° Returns From Devils Lake Neal Tharalson returned on No. 3 Monday evening from Devils Lake, ‘iN. D., where he was called by the Judge, iiness of: his father-in-law, Frank Pal- (Swilabus): (1) ‘Where certain] mer, the Lake ‘Region Pioneer, who school ‘electors undertook to. divide] passed away\last Wednesday morning. a certain common school district, by] Mrs. Tharalson will remain at Devils attempting to organize a part.of it] Lake for several weeks, . into a new district, and in pursuance of that object, circulated and. had signed a petition, by 55 electors in the territory proposed to be organized into the new school district, which number was two-thirds of the wl number of school electors resid! that territory, which were 78; where 11 of such petitioners withdrew from guch petition by signing a re monstrance against the creation of @ Locate on Coast C. A. Barton and darry Barton, well known in insurance circles, arrived in Portland, Ore., yesterday, making the trip, by automobile, according to word received by their friends, They Will ‘be assiciated in the. insurance business with Mr, ‘Beck, formerly of the partnership of Barton and Beck, of this city. atart [EVERETT TRUE | BY CONDO] PAPA, HOW CAN THE BIRDS SING IF THEY DON'T sav SOME WORDS WITH IT, TO, PAPA E PACA S THEY IS‘ Just wHISTUING Ir Sounds LIKG, PAPAL CAN THEY F PAPA, He-- | ITSCC YOoue PAPA TO TURN FROM THE FINANCIAL Pace TO THE MORTUARY CoLUMN And See it ANT LITTCE CHILDRESS Devo ANSSTSCRDAY! HE wie ; PROQGABLY Tacs MORE INTSREST IN WOU L { in determined that he will: wed only = : the woman of his own choice.:The; ity NEws 1 situation is distasteful to. the girl.! | CITY NEWS | | He'd cuss until the air was blue | When something didn’t suit, on a buying trip, expecting to, bring| !f I would spend t '| She said, Sle ti | Daturally (By. Florence Born: Keep a-sinilin’, don't be pit If you feel Stop it with a song. ay Worry makes our hearts grow colder Worry only makes us older, * Life at best’s not long. Keep a-grinnin’, you'll be winnin’ Ere the day is done; ; And your troubles seem but bubbles At the set of sun. Can't you hear the birdies chatter, ‘Wonder what on earth's the matter, That he looks so glum?” Keep a-movin’, you'll be provin’ Mighty soon, your worth;... Stop old Worry in a hurry, Chase him from the earth. Dd not waste a single minute, (Watch your chance and step right in it, Be a friend of Mirth! —Contributed. i, ). TO AN. OAK, { By Florence Borner. © Majestic tree, within thy shade, Then like the fair and lovely flowers, That blossomed thru the summer hours, Faded and died away. . True lovers sat beneath thy boughs, And breathed once'more their, tender . the poor, the old, the young, With rapture have thy praises sung. In happy days gone by. : Upon a dark and stormy night, "Tis then thou showeth us thy might; Altho’ the wind can make thee bend, He cannot cause thy life to end, Tho powerful he be. '' ‘Whene’er I look on thee today,’ 1 seem to hear a soft voice say: “Live and grow strong, and thot! shalt be, i Of greater worth than’ any tree, © Unto the world, my child.” CUSSIN’. Q _) +» (By florence Borner). :: .,. We used to think that Dad could cuss, Like any man youd find; He'd a vocabula@y. Of the most Profanost King, iy ’ He didn’t have to hunt a Week To find the word to fit, Seemed to.us/kidg:somehow as it, He'd merely think of it. And cussing ‘round so indiscreet Bore an inglorious fruit. For when‘us kids were by ourselves And knew that we were hid, We'd practice up, believe you me . To cuss like Daddy did, é We used to think that Dad could cuss, ‘But we know better now; ‘Cause-recently we have found out He's a just a-learining how. The words:come out so natural, Like ‘water being poured Each time he has_to stop-to crank ‘His blooming, ‘bloody Ford, —Contributed. TOGETHER (Victor Stone) My wife got up this morning And allowed she would agree To spend th om “her last year’s ‘Was needing one ‘new feather And while she sewed it.on We'd just sit down—Together. And then I picked THE TRIBUNE up And said I'd read thé news Aloud’ to ‘her and thén I'd go Agd, buy a pair of shoes ,| And T'wished she'd go because she was A real good judge of leather And so we went and bought those shoes My wife and 1—Together. And then we went gnd had-our lunch And talked of this and that About my brand new pair of shoes ,_ About her last year's hat We talked of men—we talked of crops And even of the weather We had a meal fit for a king A sittin’ there together. And after lunch we started out And had a little walk Clear out to Custer Park and back ‘And had‘ ‘lithe talk. / We talked of bigger, better things - Than even crops or weather We talked about the joy of life ‘When we were just—together. And evening came—and shadows too And we went out to dine And I put on my Sunday suit Just; for that wife of mine And she put on the dress I like And I surely wondered whether We'd ever looted 4s nice in crowds ' As alone that night—together. Oh you who in your mad. mad race ‘For money, fame, and power Neglect the: tender sweetness Of many a fleeting hour You'd have the happiness you crave If bright or cloudy weather Would only find you heart and life Together just—TOGETHER. —Contributed. WRITES HIS THANKS FROM WASH. Only men and women who have sut- fered from kidney trouble can realize -| how grateful one feels for’ telief from suffering. “Nathan Harned, 621 N. St., N. W., Washington, D. G.:writes: “I -1.was thpubled with ‘my kidneys for years, but got no retief until I took Foley Kidney Pills Now 1 think I am welleand’ 1 thank you very much.” : They act quickJy*‘tonlc “in ‘effect. INGROWN NAIL Toughen Skin A noted authority says that a few drops of “Outgro” upon the skin sur- rounding the ingrowing nail reduces inflammatian and pain and so tough- ens the tender, sensitive skin under- neath the toe nail, that it can not penetrate the flesh, and the nail turns outward almost over night. ‘Outgro” is a harmless, antiseptic | manufactured for chiropodists. How- ever, anyone can buy from the drug store a tiny bottle containing direc- tions. ‘ Fn et ene ee AN Have ‘countless generations ‘strayed: Toe Nail Turns Out Itself if You | oe