The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 29, 1921, Page 4

3 kiln. THE BISMAKC: ‘THE BISMARCK TRIBUN E are apt to carry into our ‘mouths the germs, we| : ; have gathered on our fingers. “It is an expoded and false.idea—the old notion <—"Fditer that children have to go through the list of so- called children’s diseases as part of the sae ‘of growing up. The only way well children can cricace” LAGAN TAIBE COMPANY, rROIT catch disease is by getting into their mouths or| ‘ Marquette Be NE: BURNS AND Suite Bldg-\ noses some of the germs discharged from the! NEWYORK - |. - Fifth Ave. Bldg.’ body of a sick child. | “If the other children are taken away from the; The Associated Press ia exclusively entitled to the use ne Oe ' for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise sick child in time and are kept away, they can} escape the germs entirely. eredited in this paper and also the local news published) “Tf your child has any of the infectious diseases, | herein, i All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are put him in a room by himself until he is well. “Don’t let the other children touch his dishes, | also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION ‘towels or toys unless they have been boiled.” | The above rules are as good for grown-ups as’ SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN barenuirty ‘ov for children. Daily by carrier, per year ... 20 Daily by mail, per year (in B 00! Above all, if you have a cold, always sneeze into, ;your handkerchief. . | Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, . D., as Second ‘4 Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN - te , Foreign Representatives Daily by mail, per year (in state outside } Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota . « THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Rec t WILL LAND VALUES DROP? i Ent AT Det MUN g ' You who own land or are thinking of buying,| OUR DWARF ANCESTORS ilately have wondered: “Are land values going to! Prof.,W. Froudenberg has found foot-prints of depreciate along with the general deflation of| real pigmies in stone that once was seashore clay: prices?” ; in Flanders. : The value of farm land during the past oe The man-like creatures that left these prints gecreased seven per cent. says the Department of | * were not largr than a four-year-old child. | Agriculture. Here is its estimate of the average] Just as there were man-like creatures of tiny: yalue of an acre of plow land in the United States: size, also there were man-like beings two or three ; \ times the size of modern humankind. March 1, +++ $52.94 | The pigmy footprints were made a million years March 1, : - + $58.00 | ago. But the beings larger than us lived until a, March 1, - $62.17 | nericd so recent that they were remembered as March 1, -$68.38 | the originals of the fearsome ogres of nursery March 1, $74.31 tales, repeated fram century to century, down to March 1, 1920: 0.01 March 1, 1921 The drop in farm land values has been greatest | : vived. There is little doubt that this was because jn southern states—22 per cent in Georgia and 24; se ” they best learned how to co-operate. In.co-opera- per cent in Kentucky. That’s due to the cotton | '. tion there is. much yet to be learned! | and tobacco situation. Iowa has the highest-priced farm land—averag-: g $200 an acre, compared with $219 a year ago.! | The lowest rate of decline was in western states.) i California, Oregon and Colorado even showed an) zi i increase. \ An ex-soldier died the other day at Camp Logan’ high than! Hospital. Once more a hearse had to be provided) Farm land values, however, are higher now than : : lin any year up to 1920. The slump is due to the! by Commander R. R. Lewis of the Houston, Texas, | crash in prices of farm products. Whether the| ye batt ee enna | slump will continue during the next few years, de-| : | pends on the selling price of farm products. vais that Uncle ere buries bol cheaply as| Probably the depreciation is only temporary.} gaa "i ees posers who die at Camp! single taxers, at least, will claim so. Their theory! yl lt wan . hl ae teh |is that the trend of land values, as population be-' ere is.a hearse, someone else has to pro-| .omes more dense, is always upward and that land! vide it : & % Ps : i . : | val bs I ealth pro-| If no one elae happens to bejinterested, the cas-| seers jaa pases: fiventiveneee ar | ,, ket is placed ina broken-down ambulance for its As for city land, it is ‘subject to' the same eco-| ¥ trip to the war victim’s last resting place in Mag-| nomic laws a3 fargo land. i ‘ nolia Cemtery, said to have been formerly a pot-| Land may decline in value, as measured by dol-| ter's field. Lots cost $11 each. Nearby is a brick’ 14,” in line with general lowering of cost of liv- R , 7 The amazing part of the story is that it’s the iM& but the owner doesn’t really lose, for his dol: » usual occurrence, not an,exception . It is merely! uf E | the climax to the disgraceful neglect of the dis-' abled soldier before ‘he dies, on the part of a na-! * tional government bound with red tape. | There is much talk about cutting the red .fapé! and giving the disabled soldier ‘a ‘square deal.’ What has just happened in Houston ought to spur the process A tragedy of, Spring—the passing out of the, well-known buckwheat cake. ie | NO HEARSE FOR VETERANS I Now for shoes low cut in style and price. It’s a question whether the ten-ton truck is a; friends of good roads. | ere . i Women must be given: credit — galoshes are] of transmitting the talk into action. | more sensible than summer furs. In Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to! —ask Young Man Gompers. 5 A lot is being printed about the sleeping sick- ness but not a word about any bandits having caught it. i} EASY MONEY FOR YOU Tf you had $85 that “wasn’t working,” and a! ; to him. [THE OLD HOMETOWN - -- - - - - BY STANLI AN EGYPTIAN, BAND z ae re I I oat IRA HEARN CUT To ACCOMODATE HIS OLD CATS KITTENS - | “Wouldn't you like to go back to Yes.’ thé pile ‘of old Fad was Galipe ‘amel mselfs, You 1, saw any hing sagt Fang “and worn- out ‘ink, itefmat~least Naney and Ntaettteré guit@ convinged tha | they natn nad et spety-Flat al ven the -Tattered: ho married the “Maiden- if couldn't, hold a cand! said that and-Tor All-Forlor) “What's the pin?”*réepeated Caliph stretchiig Is ngek ag yawning, anc blinking sleepily, He really had a= ‘lmuch neck as Gyp the giraffe, the twins thought, only instead of stick ing straight up like an J, it curve¢ | down like a hammock into a U, which made it seem shorter. “The pip,” answered Flippety-Flap “is short for a disease called crazy- withtheheat., Some folks call it sun- | stroke. But Y’ll be begging your par- j don, sir, I thought vou were unde: | i some covers. I didn’t know that the! pile of rags was you.” i “Thank you!” said Caliph Camel) ~ ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS , By Olive Barton Roberts Back in .3500 B, the Egyptian head-dress for wo- men was fastened by a barid 'with streamers. The silk | band on your hat is the off- spring of that old Egyptiart band—some band to echo | through fifty centuries! | The band on your Gordon, like the rest.of the hat, is | carefully selected for quality. CROCKERY - POTS papal PANS-BRO There's a quiet harmony in the Gordon color combina- tions that merits your favor. particularly the cheek-to-cheek, toddle and shimmy, ** Morgantown,/W. Va.; | School Sup- | erintendent Smith has announced that teachers who attend dances during the school year will not be re-employed next term. a * ,* * ; McMinnville, Ore.; The city council : . eer passed over the mayor's veto an | ordinance prohibiting all public A SMALL HOLE IN THE SIDE Door j dances. Violators will be fined and imprisoned. ‘ , ! ee 8 u Le | National ‘Park, N. J.; Ordinances ed,” he declared. when_he got to his sow ere ihe, count ban: all inde: feet. “The heat has gone to your cen lances ani require. that al head.” dances must close at 11:49 p. m. (To be Continued.) (Copyright, 1921, N. E. A.) | Greenvitle, S.C.; City council won't | ban the shimmy, tickle-toe and camel- | walk—YET: Mefnbers considering re- | quests fot such ‘a move announced jthey would first learn the steps 80 | they could judge at first hand if they | were decent, DREARY DAYS! DANCES DULL, BUT DECENT : ee, Philadelphia: Mayor Moore has These be dreary days for the terpsi ; decided upon a strict censorship of chorean trippers' of the tuneful tod-| all dance halls to check the vulgar dle and the ‘snappy shimmy. ; and@immoral dancing to which his at- Give ‘a glance at the baneful ban/| tention has been called by the danc- clamped on by the caustic censors, | ing teachers’ association. taking the teeth out of the tickle-toe, | + #8 the pleasure out of the pivot and the; Wichita, Kan.; A new city ordinance ginger out of the jazz. | prohibits children under-18 years from aoa kes | attending dances, forbids.‘‘indecent” dancing, the darkening of dance halls, here have forbidden “the ,Chicago!.and ‘provides for-strict police super- dvag,” the camel-walk, the pivot, the| vision. shimmy, the tickle-toe, all,forms of | 4 ‘ jazz and cheek-to-cheek dancing,, | Paris’ /A congress of dancing mas- ‘ 8 .* mie |ters from England, Belgium and Albany'N, Y.; . The Cotillo bill, nowj France, Holland and Switzerland, is ‘i Governor Miller’s hands, gives to) planning a general revision of present the commissioner of licenses. power to; dances, to eliminate the shimmy, fox- regulate dances, as to style, time,| trot and the one-step. place, ete. ' ial aed * * Worcester, Mas: Policewomen es ee the circus?” -said .Flippety-Flap. , oo comfortable, and if there is‘any.- hing in creation that a camel ‘can- wt endure, it.is to be too comfortable. \ camel ig ‘never. so comfortable as when he is uncomfortable.” Flippety-Flap ‘pretended | to faint, but, the twins picked him up. “You've got the pip, just-as I fear- ed Lees Budapest: Jazz music, the fox-trot , New London, Conn.: Principal Colin) and the one-step-have been banned S. Bull of Williams. Memorial Insti:| from [Hungarian dance halls by de- tute has banned from dances of this) cree of the minister of home affairs, girls’. school the ‘modern’ dancing, ' ‘ | new | WALLACE REID A AFTER RAIN : et TEACHER -OF By Alfred: Arnold ; * CHARM! The sky is bright, like a scrubbed blue floor; Wallace Reid has become a teacher And the air is washed till it’s sweet once more; | of charm in a young ladies’ school! The grass and the trees, that showed neglect, The pupils are taught how to make And the flower bed by the winter wrecked, ! hemseltes charmite, the sourse S08 e hi ith self-respect. prising lessons in Grecian and modern Are changed) :and chipper. Wi E dancing, swimming, delsarte and wee eee ‘the paving stones all the way down street * Shine under the passing horses’ feet; And the sidewalks’ respectable seem to lie, As not ashamed of the human eye, And almost proud to smile at: the. sky. And talkative women are stretching lines, beauty culture. ‘But before Mr, Reid is swamped with letters of inquiry from admiring screen’ fans, it should be said that this is only a part of the star's latest ‘Paramount picture, “The Charm School,” which will be shown at the man came to you and said: ‘Lend me your $85: for a few years. I'll give you the best security in| the land, and at the end of the time I'll give you! your a een and $125 to boot,” what would you, Progented ‘here, in ‘order that our readers me nave snake’ or two." oa ‘ say? do?! i) 435 é P | lee of importan' ee Ww are being dis- |! The visitors shuddered. “Pleasant; That’s the proposition that hasbeen figured out: ee i Pate a I concerning Liberty bonds. It is the idea launched: THE EXODUS OF TEACHERS ito the cireus?” | by the editor of the South Bend (Ind.) Chamber! The general shortage of school teachers, and No {hank | you,” of Commerce house organ. It is a scheme to,the consequent lowering of standards in the pro- ewhy?" © i t Z make and to save. He says: tession, was rendered acute by the war; literally, “Why me no why’s,” retorted Cairn EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO “A dollar saved today} in less than 10 years is thousands flocked into the Government service, croeely ut Mb guided, “1 suppose 14) 7 or AS ree : and t | er tell you why, They made me; Yes, MVS CSOT A_ PRETTY GOOD going to be worth, perhaps, we can estimate, as'and into business. From all present indications: LOCATION HERE, BUT VM Nor high as two dollars, including interest. We can'they have little inclination to return. School Life, ¢-—————_————___—¢ DOING VERY WELL — BUSINGSS IS DEAD: get a Liberty bond now for about $85, for which which is the organ of the Bureau of Education, | Remarkable Remarks || SS SS | the government will, in a term of years, hand over lately made inquiries of former teachers now in =| S bf sate Sa ae y eda er aces the employ of the War Risk Insurance Bureau.’ 1,5 and powder. Gicle have betior, least what. Of the 272 who replied only 9 per cent. admitted) standards today than 25 years ago. we would pay $150 for at this time. Then there! an intention to take up teaching again; 40 per The Rev. G. Q. Blacnhard, clergyman. | is the $40 in interest, which may be more if we’ cent. apparently havé -hopes of escaping the) Germany. is the only European na- put it in the savings bank. We can then get $60 schoolroom; they say that™their decision “will tion that will profit through the war, : in present values for this. So, not. counting in depend upon conditions;* 5f per cent. say that; Dadra edieak Gatteen yore the probability that the bonds will some day sell they will not return, some of them registering; eaU MS eT at a premium, and waiving a little matter of in- “an emphatic ‘No’.” . terest on our bond interest, we can collect in 10 years about $210 for each $85.” school teachers were once held in American life, This is the scheme. Is there a flaw in it? and who realize th> narrow existence of the Gov-: There’s a good: way to pack away a few hundred ernment employe, this preference will come as a: Z dollars for the children. Watch it grow. shock. The 272 selected are all graduates from, ant secretary at the Mare a standard norma] schoo. or its equivalent; 36 per: ” NEES eee e cent. of them have an even beiter training; 16; per cent. are ccilege graduates, and of these two hcld advanced degrees. in thair present positions TO GUARD AGAINST GERMS most of them “do routine clerical work which does, One out of every 800 persons in Bismarck has; not require more than an ordinary education,” a “catching” disease. This is discovered by a na- and receive $1,320 a yedr. Only a few have places _ tional survey conducted by The Red Cross Teach-' “involving some administrative duties,” the best’ * ing Center. paid of whom receives $1,920. None of them has Our city government is responsible for Keeping more than thirty days’ vacation and ten days’) germs out of the public routes, such as water and’ sick leave. In 1918-19 school teachers received food supplies. ‘for their nine months’ labors $856 in elmentary) It is up to’ you to avoid germs carried by the grades, $951 in intermediate grades and $1,224 in’ private routes: Most important of all, says the; high schools. Advances in salary made during _Red Cross, is to keep the hands clean. _| the past year considerably increase these figures, | “Our hands are the greatest carriers of dis.| though} not enough to lure back the Government| ease germs. If we eat with unwashed hands a York Times. ' | wismarck theater next Monday. According to the story, Mr. Reid, as Austin Bevans, inherits the girls’ school from his aunt. Belleving that women should devote more time to making theinselvVes charming he con- verts the institution into a “charm” school and changes all the methods of instruction. There is a wealth of romance,. a breezy plot and many other delightful features. The story;-was written by Alice Duer, Miller, Tom Geraghty wrote the seenario-and James Cruze direct- Ila. Lee is leading woman and Farrington, Beulah Bains, Ed- race Morse, Patricia tedman, Kate Ton- re in the-cast. This on Your Wise Friend . * If a farmer had as many more pigs, and half as many more, and 7 to boot, and that gave him 32, how many did he actually have? EDITORIAL REVIEW \ stiffly. “I don’t. suppose I look. like | a fashion magazine exactly, but I! ; don’t care a tin cent! There’s no one’ buzzards and a | here to see me but the For their new-washed clothes; and veranda vines Are being trimmed up by whistling men; And the children are loud at play again; Comments reproduced in this column maj While there on’ the bird-house sits Jenny Wren. or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. Everyone moves in a lively style; Even a stranger receives a smile; ‘And doors are open, and windows wide, ‘And you smell the dinner, cooking inside; answered the! And you know that you couldn’t feel sad if you tried. i¢ Try Weeds are kept down on Hawaiian sugar plantations by sheets of paper which are easily penetrated by the | sugar canes, FOR LUMBAGO Try Musterole. See How , Quickly It Relieves You just rub Mt ona eae at soothing comfort comesto takeitsplace. | Musterole is a clean, white ointment, made wi of mustard. Use it instead The British terror in Ireland will i i break before there is any weakening ; To all who remembcr the estesm in which of our people—Eamonn de Valera. i ‘8 I DIDN'T SVEN KNOW You WERE IN BUSINESS HERE. NEVER SEC Your AD IN ANY : Too MUCH To It’s a fine thing to belong to,a po-;| litical organization, but a finer thing to be an American at all tiny .— Z The war of 1914 was only an inci- dent in the fight that has gone on for 2.000 years betwen the Latins and the Teutons.—Marshal Fayole, Wasn’t it about two years ago that Germany was eager to get peace at any price? 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