The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 28, 1921, Page 4

m en Fi Th Use sac Tet coa and way T Reale § ee THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE TH E BIS M A RCK TRIBU NE flower is strong in most persons who come upon it in the spring and think it beautiful. This is true even with many who know such flowers wilt quickly. Some fall apart almost as soon as they are seized. One thoughtless person| y E COMPANY idestroys a plant or patch of plants which migh' 1CAGO" LOGAN EATS DETROIT (remain a joy to hundreds. To resist this impulse| rquette Bldg. NE, BURNS AND Stine Bldg. nd stay one’s own destructive hand is part of be-! , Ww YORK - - - ~ Fifth Ave. Bldg.! ing civilized. i i i ii the use oe a ee eee pabieeiion ot at news eredited to it or not otherwise EATING SAWDUST | ted in this paper and also the local news publis | The Wisconsin College of, Agriculture has re-; Il rights of publication of special dispatches herein are vived the old comic story about the farmer who! reserved. 2 fed his cow sawdust—the one who said, “Just asi MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION (J got her used to it she died!” | UBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | But now the experiment has another end.; HS Sa aR Lael ee reopen ++++++8720; Chemists have succeeded in turning pine sawdust, ily by mails er year (in ‘state outside Bismarck. 6.00 |into good cow feed. The sawdust is cooked under) ily by mail. outside of North Dakota ........++++ 6.00/ pressure with dilute acid. This turns part of the: THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER |sewdust to sugar and makes the rest powdery and, (Established 1873) | digestible. | EER It can’t be fed exclusively. It lacks protein.! | But no one fodder is fed exclusively. The cows, HUSBAND WORTH MORE THAN WIFE? grew fat on sawdust supplemented with other| When Miss Margaret Fedde, head of the de-' feed at the Wisconsin college. | partment of economics, University of Nebraska, he possibilities of sawdust as food haven’t! declared, after a painstaking survey that the an-, heen exhausted. But, few will find joy in the| nual service of a farmer's wife is worth $4004 in| thought of chemists turning another popular joke| cold cash, based on conservative estimates, people) into plain fact. That is the joke about breakfast! in all walks of life were interested in the details.' {ood being made of sawdust. » | Miss Fedde gave them, and American women,’ | with good reason, crowed contendedly over these Gntered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, uN. D., as Second | { Class Matter. ORGE D. MANN : 5 < Editor enone ee eS Foreign Representatives Yap. Mapmaker’s dot. figures: i Planning and serving the meals, cooking, All the world, except the park cop, loves a lover. $10 (a. Weekes seacas eeianawe gees $ 520 — i | Washing and ironing, two days a week, at i Another thing that leads the mind astray—did $2502 asdaycccsuse weenie monet iat 260, Babe make another homer today? aN | ae ae | Cleaning, bbi d e of th | ‘4 : , sats On A oan Sal Zz fi | Tf it gets much worse, half the world will be Sewing and mending for herself, husband |hold-ups and the other half held-ups. and children, two day’s a week, at $3 a day : 4 812. Railroad fares being what'they are, ad writers Care of children and sick, $25 a eek: 1300, are hard put to it getting the lure into their, travel Assisting hired man, helping with the milk. {®PP°#* ing, care of the milk, poultry, etc., $20 Apparently, by the time Congress gets round to} ine er ;, $6 ee ay ‘do something for disabled soldiers, there won't! CC mcou SEEM sane aen Su snane ot ibe any disabled soldiers left alive. Total ieee Seek Sabet $4004) : i * Everything would have been fine and dandy if, a mere man had not come along and “gummed up; the cards,” one Jay E. House of Philadelphia. | House: says that while of course the services) of the farmer himself are trifling and insignifi- ¢ant. he is er re compensation for the = dime he put in a year. So he supplied some! MICHAEL J. DOWLING i “conservative estimates,” which ought to be in-, Michael J. Dowling, who died suddenly, was an) teresting to the farmer, anyhow. linspiration to many thousands more than: the. peo-' Chances are that everyone of them that gets! ple of his native state who loved him and admired | a chance will cut the piece out of the paper and him. The whole nation knew the beautiful story) hang it on the! peg with the calendar, or paste it| of this crippled boy, and, knowing it, thanked 'God, | on the inside of the barndoor to read on biue’ and took courage. : i yt LG days. i And it is indeed a wonderful story—the story The.estimates of what a, farmer.is worth.to-a/9f.4 defiancé of misfortune. which seems. fairly farm figures up $14,859 annually, and here they; unbelieveable. When fourteen years old, young are: Dowling, then an orphan cattle herder in Western Getting up at 4 o’cleok in the morning, year | Minnesota, was caught in a blizzard and so frozen around at $10 a week. . that it was necessary to amputate both legs be-| To performing the chores—milking, feed- low the knee, one arm, and all but one of the fing- ing, watering, currying, and harnessing ers on his right hand. To the ordinary boy of —two hours each morning, at $20 a 'that time, place and age, these obstacles would week 3 1,404: have been unsurmountable. But Dowling was of To 12 hours’ work in the fields and mead- ia different spirit. As a county charge he was ows, six days in the week, 250 days:in {sent to Carleton college. After two years there the year, at $10 a day................ 2,500: he taught school for seven years, became a law-; To performing the chores—milking, feed- yer, founded a newspaper, entered politics as sec-; ing, watering, unharnessing, and driv- ing in the cows, two hours each evening at $20'a Week. ona: ices 6. ceed ati eas To fixing the mower, repairing the wind- mill, driving the cattle out of the corn, patching the hole in the pasture fence and slopping hogs during the noon hour 224 times at $1 a time................ To repairing machinery and harness and carpentry work about the house and farmstead after evening chores ‘are Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of Important Iseves which are being dis- faa press of the EDITORIAL REVIEW | cussed in y. 520 ‘elected chief clerk of the Minnesota House and! 1,040, later a member and its speaker, represented the! |government on an educational mission to the} ' Philippines, acquired control of the State Bank| ,of Olivia, made a comfortable fortune, ran ‘for! congress and during the 1920 campaign was a cai-| 224, didate for the Republican nomniation for gover-| nor atthe convention which nominated’ Governor! Preuss r This," in brief, is the history of this remark- | able man. His philosophy of life is perhaps best! finished, 546 hours, at $1 per-hour..... 546, ° To getting up in the night to rescue horses” _/ illustrated by a statement he made not very long thrown in the stalls, driving neighbors’ ago: | cattle out of the yard and scaring var- I believe: I' have proved that being a cripple | mints away from henhouse and chicken is.more a state of mind than of body. There | coops, 289 times at $1 per time......... 289 ‘is only one really insurmountable handicap, To pain and anguish for mashed thumbs and that is the loss of the inner power we call and blistered hands, chapped skin, sore the mind. A man may be worth $100,000 a fects CbCs, Cte is ake ee 1,000| year from his neck up and not a dollar from To 50 days of odd work about the farm, 10. | _~+his neck down. Why shouldn’t I be happy. hours a day at $8 per day............. . 400, Life is just as rich for me in things which For living on farm, 365 days, at $20 per really count 2s for any man. Handicap? LAY Re rere en te gece oan ey Omg nap 7,300 Why, a handicap is just a chance for a good, * —________ honest fight. : otal Gacwccsoue ta aaase wear easennsennpdetis $14,859, To Mike Dowling his disabilities were but an, It would have been inteyesting if Miss Fedde had made her estimate of woman’s worth on the farm last, instead of first. She only touched the “high spots,” and could easily have brought her figures up to $15,000. fatal both to spivit and will, America and England, and showed ‘the war-torn 2 heroes what could be done. He was loved by these WILD FLOWERS VANISH ‘boys, and loved them in rcturn. Trailing arbutus and many other wild flowers alone he never will be forgotten. World makers’ job. © i | retary of the National Republican League, was } | terribly old rags! incident; ‘to most others they would have been! During th> war Mr. Dowling was of great ser-! vice. He visited the hosp'tals for cripples if both, |Sephus Danicls, | the navy. For this work} Here in Minne-! if it were Lo operate in the same man-| ADVEN “That must be Mr, Camel snoring!” said Nangy looking around under the trees foria ‘sign of hipti cy “Surest thing, you know,” answerel Flippety-Flap_ peering around in the Tass, and. ow .busigs of the Green sis. Nick tan* ove he edge of a little “poot. of waters thinking. ie might find Mr. Camel, there. For al- though a desert sis dftiand hot and sandy, you must know that an oasis in the middle of a desert is the nicest kind of'a place. Cool and green, with plenty of water to dink. But Caliph Camel Was: nowhere. to be seen, although the snoring seemed near. : Out in the hot ‘sun it was really al- most hot enough ty fry an egg, if one had an egg anda frying pan, and in the midst of the hot sand was a heap of something that looked as though some poor beggar had cast away a “his old rags, Rags all frayed and moth-eaten, and dirty, rown as the desert sands. and “Let’s look behind that,” said Nancy pointing. So, they all went. But no; Caliph, Camel could they see any-| where. we 'N then-—something under the old! A kind of hope a-gettin’ set; and that’s cnovgh for me! \ rags went “Sn-s-4-4-2! 0 Sner-r-t; | Sn-z-2-2!"” with the worst old rum-| Talk about your thrushes and your martins, and your jays; i bling. . | That sing, or squawk their hearts out in a hundred different ways; “Begorra!” said Wlippety-Flap.;I hear the sweetest music, and it helps my trials and clogs, poking it with his toe, “so that's! When Nature whispers “Let ’er go,” to half a million frogs! where he is! Under all these old things out in ‘this red-hot sun! Hey,| there!” he called. “Aren't you mixed p, old boy? This isn’t the North) Pole. There isn’t any ice nearer than} the sultan’s refrigerator. This is the ‘| Remarkable Remarks |: Beseicwacnel pao rea Common sense spending is neces-4 | sary tg keep industry running.—W, 3 Tregoe, secretary National Associa- | tion of Credit Men. . * * * i The. future safety of the United! | States depends on the development ot! he dye industry.—Joseph H. Choate,, attorney for Chemical Foundation. ' + 8 # { The German state is fast approach-! ling bankruptcy dnd if would seem that the German government is de-' liberately working with this end in; view.—J. A, M. Sanchez, French eco- nomist. 8 oe Yap is far too important a cable/ center to belong to any one nation.; It must be internationulized.—Jo-| former secretary of; eae | No business could possibly survive, ner the c government is compellel) m4 aahal ine s Va av iT _ 1 & are be oming: net. sota, we have lost a good neighbor and a friend, to operate-Alderman I, 1. La-/ Wild orchids, spring beauties, blue-bells, blood- and the country has lost a genuine inspiration —) Guardia, } ork. | root, even hepatica and anemone have disappeared, St. Paul Dispatch. from many places where once they were abund- — ant. FROM DULUTH They are being destroyed by misguided persons! The Bismarck Rotary club is making its motto, who go cut each spring, year after year, to “pick “He profits most who serves best,” wild flowers.” thing more than a beautiful phrase. Trailing arbutus suffers most. For when it is bers are busily engaged in raising a $15,000 fund torn up by the roots, as usually is done, the entire to help the boys of the city. Final reports are not plant is destroyed. The inclination to pluck a delicate, fragile wild|to assure its success—Duluth Herald. © in yet but the campaign has advanced far enough| | t | PRAISED THEM TO HIS FRIENDS Backache is a symptom’ of weak! | or disordered kidneys, Stiff and pain- | ful joints, rheumatic aches, sore mus- | cles, puffiness under the cyes are} others. These-symptoms indicate that mean sSome-' the kidneys and bladder need help The mem-'to do the work of filtering ant cast- ing out, from the symtem poisons and! waste products that cause treuute.! Ben Richardson, Wingrove, W. Va, writes: “I will praise Foley Kidney pills because they have helped me.” Adv. TURES OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts “go that’s where he is, ” sald Flippety-Flap. HAVE TWO PIECES ? M-M-mM-m-m t Great Brown Desert. and if you keep yourself so hot you'll get the pip.” ©: “What's the pip? demanded the pile of old rags, staggering. onto, iti feet. x % “Why its Mr. CG erled'‘Nick. cle ay (To ‘Be Continued.) .. (Copyright, 1921, N. E. A,) RR himself!’ | FROG MUSIC : By Alfred Arnold Talk about your robins and your blackbirds, and your wrens; Jest listen to the-music of the gobblers and the hens, And the guineas, and the ducks! They come along in early spring, about horse-radish time; They sing a song of bees and flowers, on plead for summer’s clime; But, anyways, they’ve got the bulge on all the birds that sing; By And there’s so darned many of them that they make the whole air ring. i { ‘ You walk along at evening, when the ground has thawed out warm; There’s an early moon a-flirtin’ with the stars in proper fornt; Oh.) And you hear an orchestry tune up in some still roadside pool, With a treble, bass, and tenor to beat any music school. Some folks say it’s creepy-like, and solemn, when frogs sing— in’ for, or sad or sweet—by Jing! iI hear a whoop-te-doodle of,the good things yet to be; We all hear what we're lis EVERETT TRUE EVERETT, COME Gack HERE C= apn oom | JUST JOKING | —Forbes Magazine. savages don’t wear any clothes?” in Post, quitted of a charge of improper danc- | ing after they had demonstrated their | dance before a magistrate— themselves. —. Philadelphia Ledger. « ‘sn’t at all bashful about revealing her brass.—Meriden (Conn,) Journal. “J notice they are making suits out | of paper. I must see my_dressmaker |* about it tomorrow.” ; “Don't bother your dressmaker; ‘see RRR eee | There’s a voice, too, from the bogs That makes a right good tootle; it’s the hollerin’ of the frogs! | Ability without agility doesn’t win.| | Why Did Dad Do It? \ “Ma, didn’t the missionary say that! “Yes, my boy.” “Then why did day put a bytton | the missionary box?” — Boston | i Economists say the world could get; Business could get to its feet \ Jazzin’ Out of It. The New York girls who were ac: | Took the proper steps to clear} Public Germany may conceal her gold, but In Vogue. . | BY CONDO A MINUTES — L WANT To Give Xou A DANDY HOMS BRew Recre,. NO; % HAVEN'T, BUT — STOMACH UPSET? Get at.the Real, Cause—Take Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets That's what thousands of stomactr: sufferers are doing row. Instead of. taking tonics, on trying to patch up 2 poor digestion, they are attacking real cause of the —clogged liver and disordered bowels. Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets arouse the liver in a soothing, way. ‘When the liver and bowels are per- forming their natural functions, away goes indigestion and stomach troubles. Have ;you a bad taste, coated tongue, poor appetite, a lazy, don’t- care feeling, no ambition or A trouble with undigested foods? Take Olive Tablets, the substitute for calomel. Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets are a i table compound mixed wit! Give sil, You will know them by their olive color. They do the work without oP aw or bwo its~3 foe 73k one or two?* ‘ies for “5 relief. Eat what you like. 15¢ and 30c. =———a—a——— Mrs. Gaybird has the your lawyer. ‘| prettiest divorce suit you ever saw— made entirely from lavender note pa- per.” —Judge, It doesn’t take dn X-ray to see the bones in a crapshooter’s hands. Omaha Daily News. From the Daily Sandpaper. A New York wife, discovering her husband philandering with a piano student, secks separation, blaming, according to the headline writer, mu- sic in suit. Accordion pleated? A London paper says all dew drops are perfect round. ~Due bills come ‘round, too.—Cartoons Magazine, No mouse can run: up @ woman's dress nowadays unless he is gn ath- lete.—Aurora (Ill.) Beacon-News. A Juggernaut. ' “Did you get on the water wago. this year?” - “You don’t have to get on it now. It runs over you.”—Louisville Courier- Journal, When in dobt, make the bootlegger take the first drink of it.—Detroit Free’ Press. ©“ How Did They Get There? Prohibition Officer—There are hun- dreds and hundreds of empty whisky bottles in your cellar. How did they get there? Householder—Blest if I know. © never bought, an empty whisky bot- to its feet quicker by canceling war/tle in my life—Detroit Free Press. debts. quicker if banks would) follow this plan.—Washington Herpld. y Just Passing Passerby—Well, how is business to- day, boys? Tailor—Oh. just sew, sew. Dentist—Down in the mouth. Watchmaker—Mine’s picking up Farmer—Grewing, ‘Druggist—I’m dispensing without help, ‘today, Passerby passed away.—Boy’s Life. ‘Time and Again. He—May I hold your hand for a second? She—How will you know when the second is up?.: ‘He--Oh, I'll need a:.second hand for that.—Brown Jug (Brown University.) : « ; A Hit, Both Ways ../Mary—Didn’t the bride look stun- ning? Kitty—Rather! = And. didn’t the groom looked stunned?—London Mail. Do You Know Him? Jack—What kind ‘of a fellow is Blinks? , ‘Bill—Well, he is one of those fel- lows who always grab the stool when there is a piano to be moved.—Oregon Lemon Punch. — 6 | PEOPLES’ FORUM | > ~> ON SPELLING CAT To the Editor: I see by the ‘ri- bune that school children have a pre- dilection to spell cat with two t's. Perhaps the reason is - Caroline chapman Catt spells her name with two t's ‘and children as well os many grown up3 think all cats are alike and hence: spell{cat, catt. Or again: Once I knew an English family by the name of Pigg. They said they spelled their name Pigg because it was more aristocratic than just ‘Pig. Now most children like cats and believe them to be the “big bugs” of the animal kind and for this reason they spell cat catt and dog just plain dog. Edward Erickson. Werner, N. D. SSS FOUR. DOCTORS GAVE. HER UP Kenosha, Wis.—‘‘I suffered with female trouble and at last was in bed ‘for six weeks with what the doctors called inflammation lof the bowels. : Four of them saidI could Inotlive. Anei 'E. Pinkham’s Vege- table Compound and it helped me from the start. When the witaken and he said, ‘Throw my medicine away and keep on with the Pinkham medicine.’ I did and it cured me. If more women would take your medicine they would not sutter ie ee pecommensed tie table’ Compound to lots of people and ¢ ey have been satisfied.” — Mrs, MarY R#apsTock, 2704 Wisconsin St., Kenosha, Wisconsin. When a woman is beset with such ptoms as irregularities, inflamma- tion, ulceration, a displacement, back- ache, headaches, bearing-down pains, nervousness or the ‘‘blues”’ she should treat the cause of such conditions by taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compou the stahdard ‘remedy for woman’s Ws, n