The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 16, 1921, Page 6

\ PAGE SIX 3 Will all “Come Out in the Wash” Despite the Loud Noise of | SIT STEADY INTHE BOAT Calamity Howlers, Says Writer! Who Pleads for Steady Hands} in the Present Crisis. By Dennis Powell. : The thing to do, and the only thing to do, in the ‘present ‘crisis of declin- ing prices is to sit steady in the boat. | No matter how the wind may blow, | how the calamity howlers may howl. ‘and the boat may ust sit stead in the boat, It w: come out in the wash. r If there had never been such calam- ities before we might have cause for alarm; but history is full of such nap- penings. We all remember the prices of 1900. 1907 and 1914 when cotton |, was so cheap—so utterly worthless as we may say—when there was_go much talk about the “buy a bale movement.” We all lived through that. and as we H to leave the farm and come back to it , is not giving the landlord ov the men| | who furnished the land a square deal. | It is putting their own honor to a test. | And the man who does this is doing | himself more harm than the ‘man to whom he thinks he is dealing the mis- | ry, so to speak. It will do no goor lat Why leave a thing in the pinch of thegame? Didn't it make you sore to see one of your best players quit the game, in a fit of anger, j wher | your high school basketball ‘team was hard up for a run? The world has no use for a quitter. You'll have to stick if you expect ¢o win the game, If you expect to make a success at your trade, or profession, | you must ‘stick to that: one occupa- 'MACSWINEY KIN WILL SPEAK ON IRISH QUESTION THE BISMARCK SRRUNE . SATURDAY, APRIL 16, 1921 Minot and will continue on to the larger cities of the state: The com- mittee is securing an auditorium. 4 GANDER. ESCORTS BLIND OX Sympathetic Bird ““Honke” Friend to Pond from Field and “Honks” Him Back. Greenshoro, Alai—A- queer {ale of the extraordinary friendship existing be- | tween w gander and: a blind ox on the farnvof Braxton Holcroft, in the south erm end of the. county, was brought here. Each day, so the atoey. goes, a state- ly gander, with his breast full of sym- pathy and bis: head: full -of fesponst- ‘| bility, lends “any aged: and totally blind ox to a near-by (pond for, water.’ * The gandet, walking just ‘fh: front, quacks Tow and ‘then<in order that the’ siglitless’ 6x ‘may follow-and when the pondsis reached the gandet stands guard, while his*protege drinks his fll, “When the ox has ‘finished drink- ing) the gander leads*him back to the field. OH, SHUN THE MAN WHO RUBS IT'IN, ABOUT THE NOBLE GUNGA DIN! = | Thus Franéeg Boardman Rhymes’ With Zest, ‘About Another Social Pest ‘Next, Children, in our little List, we find the Elocutionist. Both Sexes suffer from the’ Blight of Personages who Recite, and feel no Party is complete until they’ve risen to their Feet and whitcomb-rileyed for a While in what,they think is Hoosier Style. And furthermore, what would-they do.if it were not for Dan Mc-| . Grew, and Lasca, by the Rio Grande! Each one has been a Help- GUARDING OF COAL SUPPLY ASKED BY PREUS St, Paul, April 16.—In. a Special message ‘to the house and senate this morning Goverpor Preus’ urged tha” immediate dnd careful study be made of a proposed pill which he is su mitting providing for an act “to pro- vide an adequate fuel supply in the state of Minnesota and vesting in the state railroad and warehouse commis- sion supervision. oven, such fuel sip- ply.” Concerning the proposed bill Judge J. °F. McGee, formerly of .the Minne- sota commisison of public safely, ac~ vises that Minnesota, Wisconsin, North and South Dakota and northeri Jowa should co-operate mostly to com- pel respect for the rights of the peo- ‘ple of these states which are supplied from the same coal piles and docks. GOPHER: BONUS BILL IS PASSED St, Paul, April 16.—The <oldiers \ lived through that’crisis we shall sur-: tion through thick and thin. No mat 5 Vive the yresent one, A few, howe r What calamity may befall y ee ing Hand to Elocutors as a Class. Nor may we let the Subject] ponus pitt passed in the senate today are scared half to déath and ar If you are tch Pass Sess eo sprunsesee taste pass without a Reference to “Jim”; you know they’re always id-| by a vote of 54 to 0 and now gq such a time 7 back to the douse ‘for concurrence * ing that we nev atte ye Mibu ding him “Good-by” in Heavy Dialect. Nor—can you possibly several amendments, the most import- before in all history js not true, aT > Just sit Chopped. Oif:' Finger History only repeats ilselt, What hap-| yin the boat, or as steady as , to. Fool the Police expect to realize a Getaway until they’ve had their little Say anent ant of which. makes aliens eligible for * Dove that Hindu, Gunga Din. And when they start to rub it in that] the service providing they did not get is to come again once in history yOu can. and the storm will pass away soon, “Youre a better Man than I,” one longs. to holler, “THAT'S no ne j cess TOO, LATE TO CLASSIFY | FOR SALE, “WAIT TILL YOU COME TO FORTY YEAR” Good modern 6 room house and ———__—_———_ bath, on paved street, $4,000. s By Berton Braley NE a tas os % ali i New York.—Although Mictfael their discharge on account of :lienage, ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ Brennan recently chopped off a 4 ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ “4 and downs, History d every war hag its its reaction, We are troughs of this reconstruc-# tion era following the biggest war in y. The thing was inevitable. as no getting around it. Prices go up and priges come down. They don't stay up and they don’t stay down. There is no general level for prices, And we were an extrava- lot when money was plentiful and price: ere going higher. Every one was ng to see who contd buy. the high priced goods, Now, we are sick of this extravagance, sick in bed; our purse is empty and we need a doctor. And the doctor that e¥ery one is call- ing in is old Doc. Conservation—anl he is no mean doctor at that. A great: many farmers in the south wre leaving the farms and going to the oil fields and other: public works , Saying that they can’t make a living on the furm any longer. A number. of these men are actually leaving acres and acres of unpicked cotton in the fields—great snow-banks : of it—just turning it over to the landlord or the men they owe, saying: “Come and get it; we can’t make anything by gather- ing it,” ‘That is not the proper thing to da; it is not the honorable thing to do. It { Peter Galden, cqusin, of Terrence CLAIMS $10,000. facSwiney, late mayor of Cork will ‘ GRAFT WAS PAID . : iN hota Monday: Soni; “y's : ‘ 6 , ‘ ¢ 6 o ‘ ‘ ; This was)the advice-received here ves-| ¢. Dy Chicago, April, 161 Tesiaent Ww. Me terday from Matthew O'Connor :Ford,| 4 asserted: in court he never hadVy Bierd of the Chicago and Alton rail-| national, organizer, whois arranging $ been arrested: before, / finger ’ ’ o 3 6 # e e wo 3 g stinger tovescape further identifi- cation by: the fitger print system, he ‘was’ convicted) for the six- teenth time, of drankenness, Hé New 6 room modern bungalow with bath, on paved street, $4700. New 5 room modern house with bath. One of the prettiest small houses in the city, $4500. Good modern 7 room hous hath, close in on paved street, $5200, House 8 years old, maple floors, toilet, water and electric light, 6 rooms $1700. Aé genuin f We have for sale a Targe number of -houges and lots in all parts: of Bismarck, we are pleased to show. HARVEY HARRIS & COMPANY, JACKSON, Manager. FOR RENT—2 connecting rooms in modern house, furnished of unfur- nished. Call 351R. 112" Ave. C Z 4:1 Bt, FOR RENT—Three rooms and bath, furnished or unfurnished, Tel. 3511 or call 112 Ave. 4-16-3t LOST—Light overcoat, dark gray, be- tween Bismarck and Wilton Finder return to Wilton bank for reward. d 4-16-3t. > : By the record I am forty, if is very plainly writ Ani it’s useless to deny it or to get away from it; Yet my gayness flouts my grayness (and T’mnot so very gray) And I'still can measure pleasure in.a careless, youthful way. Of. my joints there are a couple not so supple as they were And my hinges give me twinges; though but seldom, I aver; None the less I view existence )ike“an adolescent pup lam still a boy inside me and-I swear I won’t grow up!, road, told the legislative building in-| My, Golden's itinerary in’ Noi 4 vestigation committee that $10,000] kota. Local Ne (De OE Da rint record, wad! produced ‘show. graft was paid a labor leader to en-|ing for the event, Mr, Golden; has: able construction of the Chieugo Union | completed: a tour of Nebraska. and: is Station to proceed now speaking for the Trish. Republic ——_ can Cause in Oklahoma. Adding elo- DICKINSON TO. jauencs to yours. of nomial HAVE CLEAN UB: [scheint t,t been everywhere, most: successful; vit: A N W EK is reported. ig kin. to: Merrence|; LL EXT. E MacSwiney, he hi + ” Divorced Dealer in Skunk Pelts. the late Mayor of Cork taken up the |' Chicago.—Declaring that the. ats- uponthe. death: of'|* are with canes vigor. ‘ mospHere whfth ‘enveloped her’ hus- anil Peete ae ‘open to women band: was tod much for her, Esther | Still I find. a. braver savor in the folly and the fun ioe about the Trish stvineglo acl Hanson Ranch of Chicago, formerly a |{'And the joy of lite about me than I did at twenty-one; beauty ‘specialist; has: secured a di-|And if jolly laughter’s folly. meant entirely for the young . wish to express sympathy with it. It m Is hoped to have. ‘the meoting initiate | vorce from Charles. Mt Ranch, of Etls- |! shall be a fool of twenty till the day, that I am hung! Ranch is a fur spectalist this city’s part in the movement.by the], worth, Neb. Movie-Mad Boys Would Wreck Train. | jater organization hereof a bby the); wor speclalizes-in skunk pelts. Syracuse, N. Y¥.—Four hoys, under |of the American Association for. .the ¥ % arrest for attempting to wrétk: a New| Recognition of the Irish. Republic. York Central train near here, told the | State offices have been opened at Fargo police they were inspired by. witness- |The Association proposes to ga:n rec- ing thrilling ‘scenes of train wrecks In | 08vition trom the United States gov- the movies, and! wanted: to sea regi | ¢rmment for the Irish Republic, with- one: out military interygntion. h g Mr. Golden will arrive here from; spot every few minutes for an hour. ’ ‘ ‘ ing that he had’been convicted § fifteen times, ‘Then he aufuitted ¢ that he‘ha@-choppeioff a finger § ‘ ‘ ‘ ’ + so that if again’ arrested. he wouldnot'‘be idéntifed, Pe raracacenccenecnccccace What though debutantes consider I'm a relic of the past, Or by youthful critics truthful with the Hasbeens I 4m classed, What though clothes however trimly, slimly tailored, grimly show That my salad days are over by a score of years or so? Dickinson, N. D,, ‘April 1G EW: L. Richards, president of the mission, has. issued a proc as “Clean-Up and Paint-Up Week.’ By. the record I am forty—and the record is exact But my unregenerate spirit mocks the cold statistic fact, elegans Se For I still will challenge censure at Adventure’s finger-erook, FOR HEALING BLACK EYE. |} Or, with preamble, gamble, es I’ leap before:I' look! When your boy gets.a black eye—| So although you won't believe it, or receive it with a grin, as sometimes: WILL happen—a good | I insist I can’t be forty. till I feel that way. within. remedy is: to butter the parts for two} Say I’m lying that I’m trying to forget how. years depart— e or three inches around: the discolored | But J’m damne:! if I'll be forty while I’m twenty in’ my heart! 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