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< eredited in this paper and also the local news also reserved. | ~ evade the terms of the peace treaty. | ~ tariff and his sympathetic utterances and assur: | money to retire its'débts. = several years in. his address to Congress.: ‘He yun may filter back to the public from which they age * age. In short, they were BOYS. the state of war and yet give no comfort to the; Who will be the eventual holder when deflation * give them? How much interestedo YOU take in ™" may be hard pressel fcr existence by disease THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13, 1921 them out, the Wor!d will be safe for business, for EMOCRACY and for YOU and me. , Continue to neglect the BOY—as too many have been doing—and we shall have to pay the price— the price of making criminals. | Every boy who comes to maturity has cost the State, that is, you and me, about one thousand dollars. When a boy goes wrong we not only lose | our thousand dollars but we have to.spend another | thousand or two to’ protect ourselves from him.| DOES IT PAY TO NEGLECT THE BOY? The Bey has need for your sympathet‘c under; standing and help. Try to understand the Boy. | Try to see things from HIS VIEWPOINT. Give: ‘him your sympathy and your friendship—and we | will make fewer criminals but ntore good men. ! Take a hand in “BOYS’ WEEK” and “BE HIS_ PAL.” : =— THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Posto ces Biss res av. D., as Second | GEORGE D. MANN - : - Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use| for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise published | >. Editor, herein. All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are’ MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | Daily by carrier, per year 0 $7.2 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . e Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck... 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota ..... sveceee 6.00) THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER | WHERE TO SEND HIM < (Established 1873), | Albert Smith, 19 years old, son of wealthy par- \ Qi | ents, has been s2ntenced to spend not less than! 42 years nor more than 85 years in the Western | HARDING’S FIRST MESSAGE ' Penitentiary at Pittsburg, Pa. | President Harding, in his first message to Con-- The boy pleaded guilty to 13 charges of arson. | gress, told tho story of the failure of the League’ Piere was, under the existing, laws of Penn- ions when he said: ‘““Manifestly the highest sylvania, wath * clse'to do than ty exile this Hove fealed ty y pris . s the minimum term he will be an old man of 61 when he comes out. i rely there must be somethii t t The American mind will not believe that Wood- | Reni ine head eee ey like sn esta oye row Wilson intended that his idealistic creation | uf rebug” as the prosecution termed him. should be perverted in purpose. Doubtless Mr. It isn’t at all :kely that confinement in prison’ Wilson, as his férmer secretary of state, Mr. Lans- will straighten out that brain twist in the youth’s ing, has said, underestimated the strength of the, P ‘A | old world diplomacy. Whatever his intentions head. It may be hat nohing could be done to re-| may have been, a covenant was drawn which | Shape, or retrain, his brain. But, ‘society doesn’t} could not claim the sympathy and support of the | Seem to concern itself much with what can be) entire people of the world ae other than removing the abnormal brain ‘ \from the hi ys soci 5 President Harding points a new path. He would! rom the highways society travels settle the problems of the World War and then let se if he s peace iy the enforarg agcacy of the victors in ; sia a |fully as much about the “curing” of ill minds as’ the nations of the world associate emselves 19 it now does o fill bodies. . Probably judges in Penn- : ws new p) ne s a Bee ‘ : / Sylvania, then, let us hope, will sentence boys like Bea: inh ee ae Tres, Albert to brain-training schools rather than to 3S i +. | penitentiaries, , i is no doubt as to the desires of the people of the: se i rarer ots Hoel | ee expressed in ¢he “solemn referendum” of | THE VANISHING MYSTERY | all. . ; : . , | Seems as if nearly everybody that made a big! Phin a eo Bs i rage clean-up out ile war has lost or is losing the war me ver t eS. EC tite way in which war fortunes are slipping, Monel ee Ble ae a to them in his | away is strangely similar to the wallet with a statements on the qué&tion of a separate peace) string attached, jerked away by a mischievous boy | with the Central Powers, asssurance that the: just as we reach down to pick it*ap. ° ! United States does not intenl to desert her com-' 4 Jeather company’s annual statement shows rades in war pnd a warning that the United that its 1920 deficit wiped out profits’ accumulat- States shall not sit idly by while the problems of eq in the last seven years. * So with many other’ the war are to be solved. _ : ‘corporations. Depression is. eating: up, . their A “declamatory resolution” by congress to end! wealth. , oe ie Rhee ' the “technical state of war against:.the Central) Likewise, indivi eon : p ividuals. A man is po’ | Powers of Europe” with necessary qualifications | is pointed out on . n |the street: ,“He’s nearly busted. Sai to safeguard, American rights was urged upon hig stake during the ae ‘t's oe i ees Congress by the President. He would strike frorn/ Where are the war profits gone to? : ' the country the shackles imposed upon trade by| Who has hem? | Central Powers nor support in their “efforts to! and'readjustment have run their course? ; ; _Some business mien say that the government, North Dakota should especially ; weleome the| through taxes, gradually will get back the floating. attitude of the President toward the emergency | war profits. But the government will spend the! | ance for the agricultural states of the nation. i Barrin 1 ee g the great war fortunes that have been/ President Harding struck a note not heard in| salted securely, most of the war profits in the long laid before Congress pressing foreign and do-' came, mestic problems of the day, but he did not attempt; It’s a lon i : , g cycle and it to lay down a narrow path for Congress to| “Shivtsloeves \° be mney Nake asics: follow. Instead, he'left the way clear for. inde-! tions, pendent, thoughtful’ action by the men elected by| : the nation to make the laws. } AFTER MAN—WHAT? The man of the future will be 11 feet tall,-says Levi S. Gardner, Detroit scientist, who fathered the electric gun and ball-bearing typewriter. He! has a peculiar theory: We spend so much of our time sitting down and riding in street ears and autos, that the growth of our legs is being stunted. Meantime, the hum- anjspine is growing longer, says Gardner. He be- lieves that, unless man exercises more, the time: will come when his body will:be so huge that his! puny legs will be unable to sustain him. “Man will grow so large,” says Gardner, “that’ will literally be crowded off the earth. That,’ however, will be millions of years hence.” i This theory has considerable scientific backing. Mammoths, dinosaurs and other prehistoric beasts. ‘got so big that they blundered into swamps and, couldn’t get out. fossils. Nature experimented with a long chain of ani-! rtsleeves in three genera-| HELPING THE BOYS The International Rotary clubs in two of the larger cities of thecountry have launched a boys’ week campaign. Next year they hope to make it a nation-wide affair. .Already the Rotary clubs, of which the#D k-club-ig a:conspicuous exam- ple, are undertaking the work of making better citizens by directing the activities of boys in proper paths. Why should a week be set aside during the year to be known as Boys’ Week? The answer is given in this Rotarian message: “ARE WE MAKING CRIMINALS OF OUR h BOYS?’ the correct answer seems to be, “Yes, e we are.” A recent Grand Jury in its final report made the startling statement that of all the de- linquent and criminal cases brought before it, 75 per cent were JUVENILE—or under 21 years of Z Far too many of our boys are going to the bad and the fault is, very often NOT THE BOYS’ but un | that of the parents and others who are responsi- mals, each of which in turn ruled the earth. Then! ble for them. came man. He has about finished the job by hunt- What do you know about your boys; your sons ing and destroving wild life, or domesticating it as and brothers and your nephews? Where are they 7 the case cf the cow, horse and pig. AT THIS MOMENT? What are they doing Will man, in turn, disappear from the earth? RIGHT NOW? How much real attention do YOU ‘Scientists say it is not unlikely that eventually, them and their interests? germs. Or the world, roi!"ng¢ on through ‘space, The most priceless asset of your community fs ™aY enter a field of poiscn gas that will kill off all - ITS BOYS. We save the Nation when we save forms of life. Themas A. Edion has advanced the, 4 “Tenge them ‘ta high ideals and help them te Mya, the boys. What shall it profit Bismarck if it gain theory that what we cali Spanish influcnza may the whole world and LOSE ITS OWN BOYS? be due to the earth passing throzgh such a field The Boys of TODAY are the Citizens of. TO- ¢f Saseous poison. MORROW. What kind of men are we making? And remember this, that what our boys are to be, THEY ARE NOW BECOMING. An investment of your time and interest and eee care and sympathy in BOYS is a high-class, far-' A lot of us probably thought Rene Viviani was) sighted investment in the greatest undeveloped the latest Parisian dancer arriving on a vaudeville; resource in the world. . gnexpedition. There are probably: ten million boys in the U; Ri and Canada alone and as many more in the other great countries touched by Rotary, . If we chal- | that's tracked into their, White House by the flood ; of sight-seers,“ ~ eae ; You never know how beautiful this country is, ‘until you look at pictures in a railway time-table. Now and then we dig up their} ! If you envy the Hardings, just think of the mud), DOING SOME 4 At A . = 7 “ Ze SERVING NOTICE FOR A-MEETING OF THE BASE BALL TEAM - At some future day society may concern itself) -~~~~~s~~~~ eee ‘URES OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton: Robetts “PH go "long? “Whatis the, matter 24 asked Flip- pety-Flap, when M Seal look:-:i around "Wiha nea’ ‘air "Ys though hanting a goot“place to ‘hids- “IIT -dor't want:to-see any pictures of the circus,” she said fearfully. “My husband had been. telling .me what u dreadful placexit dg5 Yt eat fire and the Billy’ heads to hit you with,and—and— You tell him, ‘Stiky what an awful: time you had.” ** Mr. Seal cleared his throat and look- ed uneasily toward the twins who were busily pasting posters on the icebergs. “Ahem!” he coughed. “t was just telling my wife about it,” ho said lamely. : Flippety-Flap winked. “Did yon tell |" her all about the grand things you had to eat, and how kind the people were to ypu, how the children loved you. | and when you went by in your great red-and-gold wagon, with a nice tank ; to make you comfortable, how the} children clapped their hands and! cheered you? And did you tell her! what fun it was to watch the crowds | and how proud. you felt when you; played in the ‘band and made such! | pretty music, and people waved hats and handky And every. time | you did a clever i you got a re-| j ward. Did' you tell her all that?” { | Mr. Seal had nothing to say, Mrs. | | Seal looked reproachful but she didn't; y a word either. Instead she wob-! bled over and looked at the wonder-; ful posters with their gorgeous breath- | taking pictures, that the twins were: pasting. i She came back and quietly tied on NO You CAN*T SEE NORMAN NOW. -HE’S THING FOR me? OH, BUT THIS 1S impor Tact said Mr, Seal. her bonnet. “Silly,” said she, ‘you may stay if you wish, but I'm geing to ‘see the world.” * Mr. Séal saw that the game was up and hunted up his hat, too. ‘“I’ll go “long,” said he.’ “I s’pose I can put off my home-making till some other time.” And he did. . (To Be Cont'nued.) (Copyright, 1921, 8. B.A.) ° “America and the worle would be! better off if Germany paid but a rea- sonable indemnity."—-U. S, Senator France. “Thirty per cent of the owners of teams of the American.and National) Leagues must go.”"—Ban Johnson. president, American League. “All my statistics show that prohi- bition has decreased crime.’—George W,, Crabbe, superintendent, Anti-Sa- loon Léague, “Keep criminals in the penitenti- aries and the citizens are safe. parole is the crook’s best friend.”—| Chief of Police Fitzmorris, Chicago. ——— “No,name is More known through- out Egypt and the,.middle éast than Wooilrow Wilson,exéept perhaps that of Charlie Chaplin.”—Dr..C: R. Wat-: son, president, American University it; Cairo, ? “Sensationalism in the) pulpit is nothing less than the flying of distress | signals by 2 clergyman who has fail- ed to‘fulfill his mission as a preacher of the gospel."—The Rev. Edwin H. Hughes, Methodist bishop. {Approximately 60 per cent of the} people Are below the normal. intelli- gence of 18 years—though that is set- IF ONLY By Alfred Arnold Could we but understand, We should not grieve each other so With looks that break the heart with woe; The looks that crush, the looks that brand; Our eyes would still be kind and bland, | Could we but understand. Could we but comprehend, We should not hurt each other thus, ! With cruek words and rancorous, ‘Which say that love is at an end: We still should speak as friend with friend, Could we but comprehend. Coud we but realize as | Remarkable Remarks | —__—_—+ The | | YLL SAY IT DOES When you see an individual | with an ill chosen head- | piece doesn’t it make you || want to tell him—“go get'a | Gordon?” ; A variety of models, new colors, various, weights, different combinations— there's just the Gordon you want if you insist on - seeing it. ting a high standard.“—Dr. Henry Viets, National Committee for Mental Hygiene, New York. —______ SMILES f The best cellars don’t seem to rel- ish advertising—Washington Post. Economic Equality “What was the income tax collector here for? I paid long ago.” | “Yes, dear, but the cook hadn’t paid | hers yet.”—-London Daily Mail. | When cigarets are outlawed it will {no doubt be possible to buy them for {non-smoking purposes. — Detroit jFree Press. Looks That Way i, “Italy is the only nation shaped ‘like a boot-leg.”” i, “Yes, but the “United States func- itions like one.”—-Omaha Daily News. “The early bird gets the worm,” the !dry agent remarked as he gathered in ithe still—Seattle Post-Intelligencer. Pa Oughta Know Mother---We must get a new nurse tor the baby. New Pop—A nurse? What we need is a nightwatchman.—Boston ! Transcript. The ideal smoking costume for women would be a Havana wrapper with panatellas.—Philadelphia Public j Ledger, And Wants More “A successful marriage should be a give-and-take proposition.” \ ine is. My wife takes every cent I give her.”—American Legion | Weekly. South Carolina has one automobile ito every 18 people. The other 17 ‘have savings accounts.—Greenville (S. C. Piedmont. 5 i shes, And, Oh, the Difference |, Dora--How is the new phonograph in the ‘office working? Flora—It would be all right if we ‘could agree on records, ‘but the boss ‘always puts on “Work for the Night jis Coming” when the employes pre- \fer “Home, Sweet Home.”—Cartoons Magazine. | Viviani says he comes to the United ‘States asking nothing. Well, that’s \the way we went to. Versailles—and see what we got.—Missoula (Mont.) | Missoulian. How She Found Out | “Why, my dear, what has happen- ed? It is not a month since your marriage and I find you in tears al- ready.”. |. “Ah, darling! George is running for alderman and I’ve just learned from the papers what a really dread- {ful man I’ve married.”-—Boston Post. | ees | “Women have attained the pivotal ifactor of dress,” says a New York imodiste. Yes, they certainly do keep The burdens those who love us bear Because, we, too, fall short; the care Born in them. through our frailties! What warmth would thrill hands, lips and cyes, Could. we but realize. EVERETT TRUE ° BY CONDO Nés, tice =JIntTRoDUCce WOMANS GREA ASSET. 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