The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 9, 1921, Page 4

.» experiment. The most earnest advocates of the)two and three decades ago?” i - convention in Cleveland April ‘11-16—believes “THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE | they could take the women voters into their par- ‘ties with little or no instruction and that the wom- en would vote as they (the men) advised. But this quickly proved to be an error of judg- THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, .. D. as Second Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN - sss __Edditor n err 8 Tien Tey Romlen, Representatives ment. The women proved themselves in the main| G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY |to be of the “Show me!” variety. : CHICAGO DETROIT | With women issues are bigger and of greater in- ette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | i maid PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH jterest than parties. The League of Women Vot- NEW YORK - -__ Fifth Ave. Bldg.' ... encourages th’s independence of thought. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use, ' is lies for the betterment of parties. for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise| In this lies hope for e' p credited in this paper und also the local news published | Because women, entering parties, will take with herein. . ee ithem a cleaner, saner, truer interpretation of the aus erred publication of apectal: dispateben. herein £74) questions they will stand. for in the parties. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year 3 $7.21 Daily ty mail per year (in Bismarck) siacdistera: : Daily by mail, butede of North Dakota os netek-** Gog was only a minstrel man, but he was the great idol THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER |! ™Y boyhood.’ Millions, now nearing middle age, (Established 1873) will look back into the past with me and recall <> COOPERATION THE SOLUTION “GENTLEMEN, BE SEATED” : He said the fat drummer in the Pullman smoker. “He Ruth does today. | “By some magical process that I never could Farmers of North Dakota have a real market-' fathom, Al’s blackface show seemed to open the! ing problem and it should be the desire of every Opera House season in every town in the country. earnest and loyal citizen of the state no matter in. We boys had the world in our palm if we could what werk or business he is engaged, to do ey- scrape together a quarter and get in line hours in erything in his power to help solve that problem’ advance so we'd have front seats in the gallery. in a satisfactory manner. It is only with a sat-’ “For weeks after Al’s show we boys played at isfied and intelligent body of progressive farmers minstrels in the barn and used up all the corks in that the state can develop and realize its possi- the house to blacken our faces. All of us had great bilities. As far as the Tribune can discern two plans for’ be president of the United States or engineer of solution of the marketnig problem have been pre- sented. One is the Townley plan or the so-called “farm- ers’ program. It calls for state-owned and op- ieee. elevators, flour mills, banks and pack- jan end man with A) G. Field. What greater suc- Hien ’ 4 | cess could any man want in-a lifetime than to hold It has been tried in part and is no longer aN the position in boys’ hearts that Al G. Field held ,cur town at night. Other fellows had their caps ‘set on other goals. But at some time or other ev- {ery boy passed up his ambitions and decided that | +i aa} “program” admit its failure to date, even though ( é they still point with enthusiasm (to their hopes! HOPE FOR THE’ WORLD | for the future. | When a man who has made much money out of That program has failed because of the basic’ the display of the female form come out and says: unsoundness of its structure. By the very nature) “I want to see more clothes on women; I want! of things it could not have succeeded. |them to dress more modestly ; I want to see longer} | skirts and more of them,” there’s surely hope for! There is another program and one which the: ety 3 | Tribune from the moment it was first advanced {he world That s Lee Shubert, theatrical | has subscribed enthusiastically to and that is the; When Dr. Bowlby, a leader in the Sunday re-| marketing by the farmers of their products on), | a : ek eS the co-operative plan which has proved success. form moveme a a a ites ee | ful in California and sentiment for which has de-| "0 OY 68 eau exercises ame © Mn) eaiat bore ? gainst it either on week days or on Sundays, veloped bad rapidly in the last six months. lhe touches the human side,of things. ‘And it is| Fat ars ar S oechad hard to believe that he favors the removal of the it, neither does he have to pass the buck and admit Re pean ae vanuetneet he ie fagt hatch phat Lalapemapaad eens {flight of the blusbirds and swallows on a day set This marketing'plan has the support of several each side "Of lalate” chery nian a ores non-political farmer organizations, the most prom-| favors a return to:sanity in dressing it is not fair! inent of which is the Farm Bureau Federation, ‘to question his motives by even expressing opinion! which now has a membership of more than 20,000/that with more clothes on the women outside,| in the state. ae , |greater crowds will pack his theatre to see the! Henry C. Wallace, the new secretary of agri-| girls in the ordinary garb of musical comedy. culture, has endorsed it. I might almost be said! If dear old Dr. Bowlby and Mr. Shubert keep on! that it is meeting universal approval from all;moving in their present direction, at no late date! those who realize that something must be done to’ the millenium may arrive. | put farming and especially*grain raising on a bet-| . . ter economic footing, and endorsements have come, *MEMBER THAT DOG OF YOURS? from those also who realize that increased produc-; You are asked by the American Humane Asso- tion alone without improved marketing facilities! ciation to set aside April 11-17 as “Humane Week”) offers little to farmers. |for greater kindness to animals. It’s a movement; Minnesota with the earnest approval and sup-!that nobody can be mean enough to oppose. | port of Gov. Preus has enacted into law important! co-operative movement. farmers’ program that is economically sound but have difficulty keeping back the tears when moth- it does not approve of something which in its very |er read aloud the stories of “Beautiful Joe” and nature cannot bring relief. \“Black Beauty?” ' 7.20 “I see by the paper that Al .G. Field is dead,” ‘when Al G. Field loomed as big in Boyville as Babe! ‘ambitions, I recall that I was.uncertain whether to! ithe Number Eight Express that roared :through | . |the finest thing in the world would be to travel as! } | I | | - —e ING} og | EE “ es a pretty small man to hide behind a woman's The Columbian M = er ourian, For cold ‘is easy catching, In the spring. —Cartoons Magazine, Diplomatic notes in the Dawes vo- cabulary -would put red books and white books among the best sellers.— Milwaukee Journal. No Wonder. i “Yes, I've -had a trying time this week,” by “'Smatter; i?” + “No, on, the jury,” —-Providence (R. 1.) News, « } 2 A friend isa man,,who always ‘in- vites you, down, celjar:to see how his furnace works. — Burlington — (VL... News. | Same Old'Story.” Rixhy=No cotta: udding? Waitress—Nb, sir." \! Bixby--Why:inot? Waitress House’''shortage ‘sir.— Judge. Ag rds inert In the old days ‘the young fellow who went courting turned down ‘the gas, Now he steps on it—New Brit- ain (Conn.) Herald.*)* «. 3h ok Cong Wait, Edith—This paper tells of a man who cooked his own’ breakfast for 20 years. Maud—He must have been awfully hungred when he finally got it done: - {Boston Transcript. The patience of Job was no more remarkable than the patience ‘of job hunters at Washington—Detroit Free Press. ' Here's How, | “What position does your husband; Go back into your childhood and you recall a! take on the Tiawiog: attestion?” f A * soe . : ‘ . “One foot resting on the brass rail,! asked Mrs. Seal. legislation to assist in the development of this, certain pet dog that was as loyal a friend as you) one elbow on the bar, righ jever had. What child did not worship the intel-| vated with elbow flexed."—Detroit It is not the Tribune’s purpose to destroy any ligent old horse in grandpa’s barn? Who did not! N°*®. | * arm ele-/ Once in a while a woman forgives {man the wrongs she has done him,— | Der Junggeselle (Berlin). 1 The Tribune does not want to be captious or im-| Much of the joy of youth is inseparably bound! yrat if it told that Hive turned the ap-| pugn the motives of others. ‘It believes as it does| up with dumb animals. Children instinctively are and it intends to stand on that belief. We desire! affectionate and kind to dumb brutes. That is no more compromise with socialism. (our normal attitude toward them. As we grow The North Dakota farmer must seek better ec- | older, however, we grow thoughtless and many are onomic conditions through co-operative effort and, unnecessarily, cruel to dogs and cats and the beasts it is the duty of the state to do as Minnesota has,| of the field and the fowl of the air. _ enact laws which will aid and assist in the develop-| We owe a mighty debt to dumb animals. ment of this movement. The solution will never be: Millions of mothers and children have been pro- found in state paternalism under political manip-|tected by faithful watch dogs. ulation, league or anti-league. | We call this the age of steam and electricity, yot much of our civilization rests on domesticated animals—almost as much so as when they were helping cur ancestors emerge from barbarism by sharing the work. We still have 20,090,000 horses toiling for us in America, and a greater number of cows furnishing us.with meat, milk and butter. We couldn’t get along without them. Giving them a square deal is a matter of common decen- cy—of granting thcm what they deserve. It is‘a fine thing th-4 we are going to observe “Humane Week.” Let's keen it going after April 17—let’s recogn'ze the im,oriance of domesticat- STRICTLY NONPARTISAN The League of Women Voters is nonpartisan in the broad sense of the term. Its members are of all creeds, colors and con- ditions. , : It has no political ax to grind. It urges its members to affiliate themselves with political par- ties. It asks only that they undrstand to what principles they subscribe when joining a party. Not all citizens have the same religious belief; yet no one will deny that all truly religious’ so- cieties are working for the good of mankind. So the League of Women Voters—holding its they are helpless beforc the merciless hand, spare them-all: unnecessary pain. : there is good in all parties. Each individual must! — : choose which combination of principles is most, The hen that doesn’t cackle has no egg to ad- in accord with her personal beliefs. | Vertise. : To the great majority of women, se recently! > come into full citizenship and the right to vote, Clean-up week may well be followed by, 51 Kee- all these national questions are new. Hitherto! Klean weeks. their minds have been occupied with other, more personal matters. ; ’ April showers bring May flowers—and next They need, therefore, instruction on party’ fun-| Winter's flour . damentals as well as on current issues. \ Previousto the-tast election—the first national; And some girls, as you may have noticed, have ene under woman. suffrage—most men believed, the cheek to take Paint Up Week literally. ed animals in American life and, reatizing that, ple into hard cider before giving it to! | Adam.—Greenville (S..C.) Piedmont. NEW SWEATER. SHADES New shades tin women's s | this season, manufacturers i include the tomato, the tangerine and. | the rust, all of which are proving pop-! | ular, Another is reindeer brown, a | neutral shade. and some new tones in gray. | WAS Mrs, Jo BED TH y | Reed, 217 N. | Tulsa, Ok writes: “I | ‘ee days with my _ back, | Foley Kidney Pills and in two day: | was at my work again, I cannot p a ; Your medicine too much.” Foley Kid- ‘ney Pills stop bladder irregularities and strengthen the kidneys. They help eliminate from the system the! isons that cause backache, rheuma- ; tic pains, stiff joints, sore muscles, ' swollen hands and feet, puffiness un- der the eyes. Aye) —S TRAINED MEN FOR | ACCOUNTING FIRM | Bishop Brisman Company, Cer- | tified Public Accountants, can use | only high grade men in their work. | “The latest addition to their Fargo officeds W. M. Logkhart, graduate of Dakcta Busiaesg College, of that | | city. He is the third D. B.C, | pupil on their staff. | Lillian Winje’is the sixth D. B. i C. student employed by Rupert- ! Warner Insurance Agency. Every | | Fargo bank and 685 others now have Dakota-trained assistants. “'Follow the SucceSSful.”” Enroll now for Spring term. Write for 1 information to F, L. Watkins, Pres., 806 Front St., Fargo, N. D, rt these days.2-| - “The Villun,’ Mr, Seal went on to tell Mrs. Seal about the circus he had ,been in be- fore hie married her. “There's anoth 2d aiclown,” said Mr. S “Anything like a man?” Seal. ; “Something. Only: he's with spots, and he doesn’t . always stand up on his hind flippers. “Some- times. he walks around on his front ones, and usually he has a pig to ride, or a‘donkey or;a Billy goat.” “What's a pig?” asked Mrs. Seal. . “A horrible creature, with. a tail like the letter Q,” answered her hus- band patiently. “Does he eat fish?” “He eats anything.” ‘What's a donkey?” covered “Another horrible creature with a} voice like-—like—a voice like--a very unpleasant voice.” “And a Billy goat?” j “A monster like a battering ram His head is made of stone with two} sharp things on top.” S ‘Is that all the things in a circ ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS. By Olive Barton Roberts said Flippety-Flap. “My, no, I haven't begun!”’An-] then Mr. Seal’ told her of the horrible (or he told her they were horribie) crea- tures like the ‘elephants, giraffes, camels and what not. “Besides,” said Mr, Seal, “I had to! pitch fire,” What is fire?” asked ‘It’s like the sun,” sail bandband. “They threw a lit sun at me and ‘I had to catch it on my nose and throw it. to one of’ my friends.” : “Oh!” shuddered Mrs. Seal. “It's a wonder you're oF y He didn’t say that the torch hat a Jong sate handle by which -he could grab it, and that he was rewarde.. bY} gelyes free from law, they’ are in tr having several fine fat fish tossed to him. ‘II don’t think I should like a circus,” faltered urs. Seal. “Mr, Seal chuc "The villun!” Flap to Nancy and ‘Nick. They had been listening, ‘But sure as two and two's four, we'll get ’em back.” (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1921, N. E. A. ) PIA amen ‘The crown of the oth ‘Lombard | kings’ is’ stil preserved in the church of St. John the Bap! it at Monza, Italy. Charles -P. Steinmetz, the electrical The Eden story would-be more nat- | wizard computes'the power of a light- EVERETT TRUE ing flash to equal that of a, 200-ton train going 50 miles hour. In the fourteenth century, physir cians received annuities, besides pay ase, from their. patients. I nSVGR KNEW THIS FELLOW to PICK ON ANYTONG OF HS OWN SIZE EXCEPT ONCE, ANO ON THAT. OCCASION HE KNW THE NICTIM WAS A FAITHEVO QUAKER I ed Flippety-| i | condition. i | | old age back, and | looking young by. keeping them well. Coming To BISMARCK Dr. Mellenthin | SPECIALIST For His Eighth Year in North Dakota inn DOES NOT USE SURGERY | Will Be at be \ i McKENZIE HOTEL, TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY, APRIL 12 and 13 ‘Office Hours 9 a. m. to 4 p. m. TWO DAYS ONLY No Charge for Examination Dr. Mellenthin is a regular graduate in medicine and sur- gery and is licensed by the state jot North. Dakota. He ‘visits pro- |fessionally the more important ' towns and cities and offers: to all ‘who call on this trip consulta- ition and examination free, ex- ‘cept’ the expense of treatment when desired. ' According to his method of treatment he does not operate jfor chronic appendicitis, gall ;stones,. ulcers of stomach, ton- :sils or adenoids. | He has to his credit many ‘wonderful results in diseases of | the stomach, liver, bowels, blood, | skin, nerves, heart, kidney, blad- \der, bed wetting, catarrh, weak ‘lungs, rheumatism, sciatica, leg ulcers and rectal ailments. |‘ If yon have been ailing for jany length of time and do ‘not ‘get any better, do not fail to call. jas improper measures. rather jthan disease are very often the {cause of your’ long standing ‘trouble. x | Remember above date, that \examinatin on this trip will be |free and that his treatment is | different. 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