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i : But they can’t pay. | apes PAGE TOUR ‘ . OF -THE BISMA R CK T R IBUN E Jones when the marred the’ young lady of that 3 a Pate Tekan . name. ¢€ntered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, w. D., a8 Second - Class Matter. \ “GEORGE D. MANN -- PEEORGE D. MANN: t= Foreign Representatives The argument is difficult to answer. However, . Editor there are those who may reply that having prom- lised to honorfi as well as love and obey, her hus- i G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY |band, the least a woman can do to honor the fel- CHICAGO Pee \low is t adorn herself with his name. . Marquette Bldg. . “| And others may inquire which name the child- PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH i SINEW YORK! = 52 v7 Fifth Ave. Bldg. ren will take if mother keeps her name and fath- The Associated Presa is exclusively entitled to the use’ er his. Will the girls take mama's maiden name | ication of all credited to it or not otherwise . ., f rfid ia ‘this paper und also the local news published Jones, while the boys grow up to be Smiths, like ¢ herein. eo} gees as es papa? All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are, But the girls may not like mama's name ‘if ‘it also reserved. ‘happens to be Toodles, or Tiddledewinks, or Jazz- 7 IRCULATION Soe ene . es tute Scar na ae AGVANCE bo, or something like that. Will they then insist SUBSCRIPTION RAT: D d . » Sat} 9 Daily by carrier, per year F $7.20 on taking papa’s prettier names : : Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarel ai x Plainly the need for peace in families argues Bay By tt Sito Noreiote esc” Gay fn favor ofthe maintenance ofthe old custom of THE STATS OLDEST NEWSPAPER labeling wives with the names of their husban Ss, leven if the-requirements of the new equality seem to argue othérwise. (Established 1873) What do you think about it, Mr. and Mrs. Qi | Reader? THE LAST MOHICAN One of his boyhood days that a fellow remem- ‘bers best was that memorable one on which he leaped from cliff to cliff with Uncas the last of the! Mohicans until Uncas perished at the hands of, the miserable redskin, Magua. Boys today do not know Uncas as intimately as vee 7.20 5.00 + 6.00 HORNS ON HIS HEA D a A horn five inches long is remover from the head of Lee Wilson, Baltimore negro. Doctors Kelly and Culverhouse, who performed the interesting oper- ‘ation, call the horn a cornucornutum, that being their fathers did. Thousands are not acquainted | its.name in medical science. The horn looked like with him at all, because they go to the movies for a large round fingernail and grew from the scalp their thrills rather than to books. So, not know-, not the skull. di ‘ h tet * ing Uncas, they do not know the unalloyed joy It’s a rare disease, say the doctors, which is eat pi ee Lathan lene ees ment if horns would sprout to identify those who really deserve them. bled. i anne z F H 4 For genuine comradeship with the last of the) ee aes besarte eh Mohicans it was necessary to retire to Some far) tises, claiming it’s a reversion to type—that our off nook in the house whe pare could not be i- ancestors all had horns. Evolutionists say that the terrupted by mother who invariably wanted one to | rough: edges of your ear tops are remnants of go to the crocery or chop wood or something at the, ancient’ days when a man had long ears like a most exciting part of the story. | donkey. One could keep on reading without stopping to) Lee Wilson, prior to the operation, must have eat, or sleep, or even. to play ball.or marbles. ihad many followers.who believed he had voodoo And in those days when there was nothing else, aes to worry a fellow, life’s darkest moment came iO ee he guid: have: becm generally: hailed as-a. the last chapter when Uncas, pursuing Magua) vitch abctarpepbabl eas kin v3 who had captured Cora, falls from a cliff and lands, B sf g- : at the feet of his arch enemy who buries a toma-| Nowadays we turn our weird brethern over to hawk in his back . ‘the surgeons or the circuses. . But happily the vile murderer's joy is short-| Man isn’t as afraid of anything new as he used lived. . Just as he is about to leap to safety, the|* Pe: d rifle of Hawk-eye, the scout, rings out and Magua| falls into the canyon. =" eet | Those were the days, old-timer, and let us lay a wreath of friendly remembrance on’ the tomb of| James Fenimore Cooper, the author, the 70th an- niversary of whose death is observed this year. Washington’s .(D. C.) policy on trade with Rus- sia: “Let the seller beware.” : German uprisings and Mexican revolutions have |about the same casualty lists. TO MAKE FACTORIES HUM | The steady dwindling of our foreign trade is! one reason why so many meh are out of work. Oth- er countries want our goods—hillions of dollars worth—just as much as we want their orders. | EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may They are may have not express the opinion of The Tribune. presented Lere inorder that our readers both sides of important issues which are being dis- cussed in the press of the day. Bankers have wrestled with the problem. They- AN INDECISIVE REFERENDUM ’ve formed a $100,000,000 company to finance ex-| With the aproach of the time when Congress ports, but this will be-slow in functioning and its|must engage the subject of tax revision—whether possibilities are overestimated, according to big! before or after it has disposed of the stormy ques- * exporters. A ‘tion of an emergency tariff measure—there is re- The result of this situation, says John McHugh, | newed discussion of the principal means to be New York banker, is that our foreign trade is adopted to secure the revenue needed and a reviv- going on'a primitive barter basis. ‘al of the sales tax proposition. The term “sales The Barter works like this: Cotton growers | tax” is so vague as to carry little meaning, but formed he Mississippi Delta Export and Trading’ in this connection it refers to all types, including al Company. Their first shipment is 50,000 bales of | general turnover tax, a limited turnover tax or a cotton. - It’s sent to an American agent in Ham-| retail sales tax. The very fact that the term is burg. He distributes it to textile mills in Ger-| vague is the evidence that the consideration itself many and Czecho-Slovakia. These mills turn'the|is indefinite and public sentiment uncrystallized, raw cotton into finished goods, a satisfactory |largely through a lack of understanding of what is portion of which is sent back to Mississippi to pay contemplated. } for the cotton. Public opinion in favor of a sales tax was check- _ An American manufacturer of electrical equip-|ed back by the announcement that the Chamber ment is shipping his wares to Europe and get- of Commerce of the United States—the congrss ting bristles and eggs in return. Another manu- ‘of the various civic and commerce bodies—had factured swaps American pottery for Japanese decided by referendum against it. It is not an silk. ae accurate statement, however, to say this.course This system of barter, or swapping, is taking us' was taken. The referendum was so involved that back a good many thousand years, to the days a correct reflection of opinion was not taken and pale money was invented as a medium of ex- was scarcely possible. The varius member organ- ange. It seems primitive, but export trade is an ulti-, pealing the excess profits tax and opposing the mate loss unless we eventually balance our books! principle of substituting for this tax a heavier by getting back an equivalent amount of com-jimpost on incomes, suggesting that the needed modities in the form of imports. ‘revenue come through excise taxes laid upon Gold received in foreign trade is merely a note “some articles of wide use but not of first neces- calling for reciprocal shipments of imports in the sity.” : future. ; ceri; But in asking fcr views on a sales tax, the ques- Yon can’t eat gold. ‘ tion was not put squarely. Instead of askimg “Do you favor a sales tax”? it was asked whether a ? sales tax should be levied instead of income taxes WHO’S WHO AT HOME? A woman’s club in Washington, D. C., has or new excise taxes, and whether it should be} launched a Keep-Your Maiden Name movement. __ levied in addition to such taxes. ‘To both of these The Purpose thereof is to create a public senti- questions the member bodies voted negatively, by ment in favor of permitting married women to re- very small majoriti¢s. It is at least an open ques- tain the names they were born with, rather than tin how the business crzanizations would have take the names their husbands give them. Thus, voted on an uninvolved question for or:against a when Mary Jones marries John Smith she will sales tax, not mixed up with other questions. be known as Mrs. Mary Jones and not as Mrs.’ John Smith. purposely deprived of the opportunity of expres- The Keep-Your-Maiden-Name movement is in sion, but if such had been the studious purpose token of the new, equality. The custom. whereby it could not have been’ made effective. Any analy- Mary Jones becomes Mrs. John Smith is regarded sis of the vote must show a favor for thie sales as a:survival of the benighted time when wives tax that is concealed in the figures as they were, were held as chattel, whereas now they are sup- necessarily recorded. Inasmuch as members of posed to be partners, sharing equally in the pro- the chamber have challenged the impression that perty and social rights of their husbands. \has been created by. the announcement of the Why, ask the proponents of the new order, referendum, it would seem to leave but one course should a woman be expected to take her husband’s | open—to resubmit the question in clear and unin- name? ‘They argue that to require a woman to do, volved form, so that the answer when it comes will \a0 is quite as unfair, rot to say as unseemly, as it | have an unmistakable meaning.—St. Paul Pioneer would be to ask John Smith to become Mr, Mary ; Press. iy ee he ‘cheering, though it might not be a bad arrange-’ If he had lived a thousand or so years| izations voted overwhelmingly in favor ‘of re-! It is not suggested ‘that member bodies were | ‘THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE | | | i open (Flippety-Flap, while in it. ‘No wonder it was aching! | Isn’t it queer that the less there is of! is! it gently into the hole and pressed it. down, All the, while Mr. and Mrs. Lion stood by in their nighties, watch-' ing everything. | “Ooo000!” noddéd Lumpy drowsily. “That feels good!, Oh, I’m so much) obliged!” And he fell asleep so quick-|! ly, closing his mouth of course, that the children and their scarcely had time to hop out. “Fine work,” said/Mr. Lion. “How| much will you take for that bottle, mister?” Fi Flippety-Flap put the bottle back into his shoe. “It’s not for sale, sir.; I got it from Dr. Jones, the circus dentist, and he won’t let me sell it.”) “Too bad!” sighed Mr. Lion yawn- ing. “But thanks-just the same. Now Lily, lets try and get some, sleep. Good night, \jsir! Good-night, ma’am' rambled off to his béd of soft rocks on the hard sand—no soft sand, near the hard rocks, But Mrs..Lion stayed a minute. “IT “Here Comes : | The Bride!” | Everybody wishes her i well! Happy and radiant she starts out on life’s adventure. | She should have | health to begin with. | Good looks in woman ; do not depend upon | age, but upon health. | You never see a good- looking woman who | is weak, run-down, | irritable, out of sorts, fidgety | nervous. Headaches, kaches, © dragging-down ‘pains, irregular- | ities and troubles of that sort are | all destroyers of beauty. Men do | not ad sickness. | Itis within the reach of every woman to be well, healthy and | strong if she wall take Dr. Pierce's \' Favorite Prescription. It is the ‘safest woman’s tonic because it is | made entirely of roots and herbs, without alcohol. (Ingredients on label.) It is 50 years old, and its age testifies to its goodness. A medicine that has made sick wo- | men well for half a century is surely good to ‘take. Women | from every part of America tes- _ tify to its merits. ;- Send 10c to Dr. Pierce's In- valids’ Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y., for a trial package and confiden- | tial medical advice, or booblet, i ss ADVENTURES OF. THE TW f By Olive Barton Roberts fairyman, and Nancy and Nick (small ; “Would you by any chan as green peas) hopped in and looked) where I could get a see- for the aching tooth. They found it} ladder with steps on ‘both sides?, Or at once because it,had a great hole} a large ball? Or some chairs to jump Or a hoop? t < “Don’t worry, madam,” a tooth, the bigger the pain usually; ~~ ..._L. over? 1§¥ippety-Flapp put the bro wn. medicine in the tooth. Lumpy Lion held, his mouth :wide|—Im so anxious to-teach Lumpy and the| Lily some circus. tricks,” said ‘she. e, know, saw? Or & Ora” femarked Flippety-Flap put the brown medt-| WHAT LENINS SEVEN: TONS cine on the soft white cotton and put By ‘Newspaper Enterprise Hic} va Ya PAAR AAR AA ARA ARR AL AL. Flippety-Flap shaking one of his re- markable shoes. “I have them ali |right here.” * | , (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1921, E. A.) ; PEOPLES’ FORUM | o ~ [ea Oakes, N. D. Editor The Tribune: THURSDAY, MARCH 81, 1921 STOMACH UPSET? Get at the Real Cause— Take Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets | ‘sufferers are doing now. Instead of | taking tonics, or trying to patch up poor digestion, they are attacking the real ‘cause of the ailment—cl ! liver and disordered bowels. Dr: Edwards’ Olive Tablets arouse the liver in a soothing, healing way. |. When the liver and, bowels are per- | forming their nat functions, away goes indigestion and stomach troubles. i Have you a bad taste, coated tongue, poor appetite, a lazy, don’t- | care-feeling, no ambition or energy, | trouble with undigested foods? Take Olive Tablets, the substitute for calomel. | Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets are a |. purely vegetable compound mixed with Olive oil. You will know them by their olive color. ‘They do the werk without | griping, cramps or pain. | Take one or two7* “eiew~2 for “37k | relief. Eat what you like. 15c and 30c. | Mame ;\Nonpartisian league’ is a {fraud and inconsitency. “Partisan league” wou'd te more consistent. It ; they were nonpartisan why did they oppose all nonpolitical legislation. ; We had the supreme court and } Schools on a nonpolitical basis. As ; 800n as they came in they went to en- | dorsing candidates and putting them ‘on a political’ basis. Who is paying for all this advertis- ing the ladustrial Commission is put- ting oit--whole page ads at a cost of $1,500 to $1,700 a week. Who gets the benefit—Frazier, Lemke and Hagan are the Industrial Commission and 1 am told Hagan said Lemke oppbsed it and he and Frazier pushed it on and agreed to it and they could use $180,- , Gu0 30 far as he was concerned. Now any. law that lets a political party use public funds for political purposes | should be unconstitutional and any | person who uses public funds for poli- | tical purposes should be punished. ;. Iam not in favor of a recalk and would vote against it if.put to a vote, , but I would like to see all these poli- | tical fellows who are using the public money for their own selfish purposes and politics arrested and put’ where i they ought to be, I don't care what party they belong to. If the old gang was crooked we are not any better off under league rule. if Waters and Brinton weré crooked it is my opinion they were put there That's what thousands of stornacfr. 1 am a Nonpartisan but not a) for that p.irpose and they were not leaguer. 1 never joined the league or slick enough and they were set aside the I. V. A. I knew the man who and others were put in their places started the league from a boy. He, and things have got in such, condition end two others came into our town: the leaders of the league have got to and wanted the city hall to hold a do as Townley told Senator Meea to meeting. The mayor told them the) do with his constituents-—“Like like hall was engaged for all the week to’ a horsethief.” [ don’t; know. whether parties who were holding meetings) he said that or not but it looks that and he could not let them have itf) way. They said Langer lied about They did not want to pay out any! the Scandinavian American bank, but money so they he!d a meeting on) jt turned out the other way. It was the street corner. The mayor and/qhe league or some of the leaders and others told me, it was-an-l. W. '‘W.) not Langer, just as it did when they speech and I was told by a person) (rrested Sullivan. ‘They were willing that Bowen was an I. W. W. organizer! to release him just as quick as some-. s drawing a salary as such at ay got a sore head, ‘Lets not have that time, The league has turned out’ , recall to make strife and expense. Just as I thought it would and the’ jy they do farmers don’t contribute farmers and taxpayers are paying) to the league or I. V..A. You have the freight. Y came to North Dakota} peen fooled enough and you will be when it was a territory and I know) gs Townley said. something about the political situa-) J. W. HUTSINPILUER, tion since it became a state. . ly Oakes, N. D. . never y the state in as bad shape, politically as it is now. The yery) TREATMENT OF ‘SEED WHEAT PAYS | Agricultural Gollkge, N. D., March $1,—Formaldehyde treatment of seed wheat has increased the crop two ; bushels an acre even when no smut | existed, experts at the . Agricultural | College say in urging this treatment | for all small cereals to prevent plant OF GOLD MAY BUY Washington, March 29—Seven tons of Bolshevik gold is re-' giseases. Use ong’pound of formulde- ported on the way from Russia to buy supplies in America. little friend! comes from Lenin along with a request to Harding to open trade relations. The value of this gold, in the commercial market, is about, $4,244,800. : In the New York market, where export orders are placed, ' then made up to 29 gallons. Soak the this shipment of Russian, gold would buy, at present prices, any one of the following items: Cotton, pounds Copper, pounds . 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