The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 16, 1921, Page 4

“ingly and carefully put it in your letter box.” PAGE FOUR | * THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ‘Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, wv. D., a8 Second Class Matter. Editor GEORGE D. MANN Pee a z beet Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY ICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS ‘AND SMITH NEW YORK - - ee Fifth Ave. Bldg. : The Associated Press’ is exclusively entitled to the us for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise eredited in this paper and also the local news published ‘herein. : » All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are salso reserved, Pe MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year : $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) ... eels Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck... 6.00 “Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota ..... 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) SE Roeesiinore Ailes meee ; TILLING THE SOIL Competition for individual prestige and ad- vancement is less keen in agriculture than in oth- er industries. High wages paid in the city are never supple- mented with a statement concerning the liability -side of the worker’s personal ledger. The net balance is the only fair way to compare the wage of the city and the agriculture employe. No activity offers the opportunity for personal development as does agriculture. The successful farmer is independent, versatile, self-reliant, adaptable; he must be a naturalist and ‘a business man. Agriculture offers opportunities for the soils| expert, the plant doctor, health expert and spec: dalists in pruning, spraying, forestry, farm ma-. chinery, recreation and markets. { BETTER POSTAL SERVICE , Postmaster General Will Hays proposes to hu-! ‘manize the mail service. a “The Postoffice Department,” Hays declares, ‘“has been run for years, so far as the human ele-! ment is concerned, on principles that went out of style long ago.” : i Hays says that he wants the personnel of the, Postoffice Department to feel that their services| are something more ‘than to be paid for and then forgotten. He says the postoffigg business is the biggest business Uncle Sam conducts. "He wants, he says, each man of the 300,000 at work in the department to feel that he is actually a partner in the great enterprise. He says he. hopes to make every man an enthu- siastic aid. Tn short, he wants to “get close to the people,” | and to give service through the elimination of ar-| chaic and unintelligent methods. , 5 “I want to get everybody interested,” he says. “Wake up the service. Make friends all around. | Get a big service partnership going. Then what will happen? The mail man instead of chucking a letter on your doodstep, will naturally and will- Patrons of the United States postoffice want good postal service. If “the big postmaster” can| give it to them—they will be truly grateful,| surely, | MOTHERS-IN-LAW In a cemetery in an Ohio city stands a'tomb- stone on which are inscribed these words: : “Here Lies the Best Mother-in-Law God Ever “Made.” — 2 ; The virtue of mothers-in-law have not often} thus been celebrated and popular fancy has given | credence to the libelous caricatures of mothers-in- law presented in the rude jokes of .a generation ago. f But who is it who comes without delay to help out when someone is sick in a fellow’s family? And who volunteers to stay home and watch the children when one wants to go to the theatre? And who is the only one who cares enough to give help when a fellow’s wife is head-over- heels in spring housecleaning ? And who never tires of being helpful, even when she has much to do in her own household? This wonderfully useful person is none other -than mother-in-law. Many men call her “mother” -—and what finer tribute can a man give to this are weakened in morale or one whit less opposed THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ‘should the man have besides willing hands and an alert brain? ,; “One good American dollar” doesn’t make a noise like a month’s rent, or a week’s grocery bill. Theoretically, the professor may be right. Prac- tically, many of his friendly critics assert, he is| “talking through his spring bonnet.” That is what some of the girls say, at any rate. But few will blame the girl who accepts the} young man who has the American dollar, the will-| ing hands and the alert brain, if he has pluck and a job to which he'll stick, even if he has to mort-! gage his pay envelope to get his real start. Those fellows always succeed. of the few. | Lucky the 1920 spendor who saved his income| \ tax as he went along. | Why not go a step farther and invite the speak- ‘er of the House to set in cabinet meetings? | But that portion of your income paid the gov- | | | | | | | ernment ought to be designated as outgo. | children playing in the streets. Since the latest wine-and-beer ruling of the De- ‘partment of Justice doctors’ prescriptions have! / shown an increase in popularity. | Having said his say about the “Jane who sues | for breach of promise,” Billy Sunday, may now| turm his attention to the man who breaks his, promise to “the Jane.” : EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are resented here in order that our readers may have th sides of important issues which aré being dis- cussed in the press of the day. GIVE US A REST It seems that the “Committee of 21” has defi-| nitely decided on a recall election in North Dakota. This is a fair start, and if only seventy thousand additional committeemen who are qualified elec-; tors back up the decision of the “Committee of 21”, the thing will be all over but the voting. In the 'final analysis, the voting would cut quite a wide swath in the general results, should a recal! election be ordered; but the Chronicle doesn’t be- Jieve that ‘a recall election will be held in North| Dakota this year. In the course of quite a number of years of ; observation, we have been impressed by the fact that. it doesn’t take very many political straws to show which way the wind is blowing. And in the present situation the signs point pretty much in one‘direction: the people of this state want a rest. They .are sick of the everlasting agitation, bick- ering, recrimination, pulling and hauling. They want at least a few moments of peace. It isn’t that the forces opposed to Townleyism to state socialism today than they were five years ago. We do not know of a single business man or farmer who has been converted to Townleyism during the past two years; but we do know of! quite a number of former members of the Non- partisan league who have renounced their alleg- iance to that organization. There is at least an even chance that a recall election would be suc- cessful from the L. V. A. standpoint. That isn’t where the shoe pinches. There is a well defined sentiment against a special election on three principal grounds: First, of a revulsion against the annoyance of incessant political war- fare; second, of political expediency; third, of doubt that such beneficial results as might be ob- |tained would be worth the cost and effort of get- ting them. 5 That the people of this state are surfeited wit political warfare—such.as has been carried on un- remittingly during the past five or six years—is beyond question or doubt. That any political ad- | vantage would accrue to the anti-league forces by | reason of the recall of certain of the present state officials is at least debatable. On that score it is |safe to say that more obstacles and greater diffi- culties will present themselves than are now ap- woman than to address her as he addresses the | woman who gave him birth? But in all literature, there is only one tribute to a mother-in-law. It occurs in Scripture where honor is paid to Naomi, the mother-in-law of Ruth. When they were about to part, Ruth refused to leave Naomi, saying: \ “Whither thous goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge; thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God.” : WITH ONE DOLLAR = Prof. W. A. McKeever of the University of Kan- “sas, in an address, says: “All a young man needs ‘these days to start a matrimonial career is one -good American dollar, willing hands and an alert brain.” That’s fine! But in his recipe for successful mat- |parant to the naked eye. That anything like order {could be brought out of present chaotic conditions during the year that would intervene between a/ jrecall electicn held in June of this year and the! |regular primary election to be held in June next ‘year we do hot believe and can sce no reason to ‘hope for. And unless such relief had been secured in what position would the anti-league forces find themselves? In a broad sense, these may be said to be the considerations thet give pause to the average! citizen who is opposed to Townleyism but who is! somewhat reluctant to cut eff his nose to spite his face... If the investigations that were carried on iby the “smelling” committee of the house and the \“whitewashing” committee of the senate had been \conducted with any regard for ethics, fair play and judicial regularity, the result might have \been different; the atmosphere might have been Millions of motorists are suffering for the sins| | Playgrounds are the remedy for the hazard of |: -Yimony, he failed right on the start to mention the cleared; the people might have had placed before young woman. There may be young women who/|them the uncolored facts. But such was not the are willing to accept Prof. McKeever’s statement | case. Those exparte hearings tinctures with bias|_ and a young man so limited, at face value. ,and prejudice, have resulted in “confusion worse There may be some, but they are woefully in |confounded.” To make them the basis of a poli- the minority. | tical contest at this time would be folly. Anyway, Prof. McKeever’s statement has awake | Give the people time to learn the facts: and ened widespread discussion. Marriage of young] think them over. And in the meantime let the people is natural. How long should they wait be-| present state administration extricate itself—if] | | { i | | ve ——+ “The Greater Claim,”-a Metro spe- starring adorable Alice Lake, comes to the Eltinge theater tonight, las the feature attraction. This story will be welcomed by the thousands who know Alice Lake's splendid achievements. She plays the part of Mary Smith, the Follies beauty,’ married by ‘young and wealthy “Chuck” Everard. The latter is kid- napped by his irate father and ship- ped to sea, and Mary takes to Broad- way’s cabaret life, in revenge. Then her child, through strange circum- stances, becomes adopted into its grandfather’s homie, where it proves the means of reconciliation, but only after'a shrewd Solomon’s choice foils the intrigue of two adventures. The supporting, cast includes Jack Dougherty, Edward Cecil; De Witt Jennings, Florence Gilbert and Lenore Lynard. ' Wesley; Ruggles directed the picture, personaly supervised by Bay- ard Vélller, Difector of Productions. Albert Shélby.Le ‘Vino adapted the story of Izola Forrester and Mann Page for the screen, and’ Sidney Ull- man designed and executed the art .nteriors. F ONE METHOD..OF BECOMING A MERCHANT PRINCE There was an old geezer And he had a lot of sense, 4 He started up a business On a dollar ’n eighty gents. The dollar was for stock And the eighty for an ad, Which brought him three dollars In a day, by dad! . Well, he bought more goods And a little more space, And he played that system With a smile on his face. The customers flocked To his two by four. Soon he had to hustle For a regular store. Up on the square ‘Where the people fass, He gobbled up a’ corner That was all plate glass. / He fixed up the windows With the best he had And told them all about it In a half page ad, He soon had ’em coming And he never, never quit, And he wouldn’t. cut down On his ads one jit. And he’s kept things humming In the town ever since And everybody calls him The Merchant Prince. Some say it’s luck But that’s all bunk— 5 He was doing business. When times were punk! People have to purchase _ And the geezer was wise— He knew the way to get ’em Was to advertise. —The Fourth Estate. Try This on Husband Washington, March 16.—Antlony ; Giacofci is the proudest man in Wash-| ingten. For a dish he cooked has won} the praise of President Harding. * t It i slisted on the menu c as ‘Noisette of Spring Lamb Rossini.’ “Noisette” is French for ‘nut.’ Rossini was an Italian composer, a} favorite of the chef. Spring Lamb is 100 per cent Ameri-: can. | i { “It is\not difficult to prepare,” Giacfet seid. “A trifle expensive perhaps, but very, very tasteful.” | * He took a rack of lamb from the ice box. It weighed two pounds. ; IT’S AXIOMATIC that children of any age thrive well on Scott's Emulsion It is nourishment abundant in strength-giving and growth-promot- ing substances. ‘ fore launching their little cange?) How much! jt can—La Moure Chronicle, -. ‘ ‘Scott & Bowne, Bloomfield, N.J. 20-25 OucH! @ sigh ton ON gorreReicls ~= ___ f/f @! “This will serve but two person With the Movies | Buck! lov HOMER TO .. HURT YouR Ww — ITCH ATHER Aw, GEE WHIZ, eo Pee THIS! e| MA, | was () | one pound to a person. There is much waste meat to be ct away.’ In a jiffy he had trimmed off the outer portions. Then he servered the bones. Only twa rounded pieces of the tender lamb remained, each per- haps our inches in diameter and an | inch thick. | “Fry it in a hot pan, so!” he demon- strated. ‘ While the meat “nut’ was frying, he arranged a tiny nest of head lettuce. Then te inverted a spoonful of pate de foie gras, or goose liver, upon the lettuce. A thick disk of toast, adout four inches in diameter, was next pre pared. ’ When the meat was done to the proper ‘turn, he placed it on top of the toast. i A brown sauce containing choped truffles and shallots was poured over the portion. ‘Noisette of Spring Lamb Rossini”: ONLY BATTIN’ OUT EASY ONES Ww Corporation to interest the invésting public in buying farm notes B aid that the farmers necded ‘n markets more than credit. With the war over, the world has the opportunity to go to work and buy the surplus production of the farms. He agreed that the farmers must con- ! trol their own credit and was enthus- ed over the’ idea of a $100,000,000 in- stitution being owned by farmers and manned by experts. In his estima- tion, no difficulty could be seen to make the entire marketing scheme | successtul, ARMOR FOR POLICE) New York Department Consid- ers New Invention (By Newspaper Enterprise.) New York, March 16.—Police of- was complete. MARKETEN DELEGATES WILL eT IN FARGO, MARCH 23 | |ficials here are considering adoption {of a plan already in use elsewhere of |eduipping the police force with armor. Dr. Guy Otis Brewster, inventor ‘of *' grain’ organizations of North Dakota The Farmers’ Marketing Committee | of Seventeen Announces that arrange- | ments have been made for calling | meetipgs in the various grain produc- | ing states to be attended by represen- | tatives of farm organizations .in each | state interested in the co-operative marketing of grain. These meeWngs have been called for the purpose of! selecting delegates from each state to attend a conference to be held at the LaSalle hotel, Chicago, Illinois, ow Avril 6th, 1921, for the purpose of | ratifying “The Plan” for the national | !maraeung of grain co-operatively ' 'which was adopted by the Farmers’: | Marketing Committee of Seventeen at ; Kansas City, February 17th, 1921. In !compliance with the above ruling of |the Committee of Seventeen. A meet- jing will be held at the Gardner hotel jat Fargo on March 23rd, at which time ; iJ. M. Anderson and C. V. Gregory, both lof the Committee of Seventeen will at- jtend. It is important that notice of ithis meeting be given to the various that they may have a representative here at Fargo on the 23rd. AUTHORITY FAVORS FINANCING ; CORPORATION FOR FARM BUREAU | Bernard M. Baruch, the well known financier who has lately been actively, studying co-operative marketing, ap-' | peared before the committee of seven- iteen and advocated licensed ware- ‘houses and national grading and a ' EVERETT TRUE DEARIE, VVE BROUGHT. You A BOOK ON JAPANESE IT WILL TEACH Kou THE ART OF SELF. You WILL BE AGLE TO PLT THE BINGER ON A BURGLAR, CRA NIU JITSU, DEFENCE, iM TET AA the equipment that is being considered, is an experienced armorer. Before he endeavored to put his armor-suit on tne market, he says, he donned a suit of it at Lake Picatinny, walked out on the frozen lake, and ordered a machine gunner stationed on the bank to “open up.” “Bullets rained all over me,” he says, “I felt a rocking sensation as | if I were in a hurricane, But there was no shock—not even discomfort.” BUREAU FE TO ENDORSE MARKETING CORPORATION PLAN The first of the large farm organiza- tions to endorse the plan of the Far- mers’ Grain-Marketing Committee of Seventeen ‘is the American Farm Bu- Federation. A member of the committee of Seventeen appeared be- tore the executive committee of the American Farm Bureau Federation, meeting in Chicago February 17-19, and expiained in detail the plan. The executive contmittee thereupon unani- mously voted to approve the plan, and directed the president and secretary to forward a message of congratulations to the Committee of Seventeen. TALKS ON WOOL: C. J, Fawsett; of the wool depart- | ment of the American Farm Bureau Federation, spoke ‘to the executive committee on the wool question. He stated that the wool would be han- died through a national pool. He said ; BY CONDO, laa DON'T SNEAK OT So MUCH NIGHTS WON'T NESD TO STRANGLE AND & ANT BURGLARS! oe Iv BACK AND Sxe FoR SOMG GOOD Love STORY ! | "ABOUT THIS TIME 0’ YEAR _ | secured by warehouse receipts. Mr. ; ; the package, then you are sure your t | six being elected each year. | MARCH 16, 1921 VHEN FOOD | | DOESN'T DIGEST : | Give the Stomach a Ratlonal Rest by Proper Ald, Not by Harsh Starvation Methods. Use Start's Dyspepsia ‘Tablets. " | ‘A sour stomach may indicate an ‘acid condition tit calls for an alka- | line effect. |) This you will get from one or two i . | | | i | | | | i i | | | i | Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets after a jmeal. Sour risings, gassiness, a | heavy bloated feeling and such distress due to indigestion or dyspepsia are usally only temporary: And yet they may lead to serios disorder. ‘The | regiar use of Stuart’s Dyspepsia Tab- Hets after meals reflects to a high de- | Sree the intelligent selection of pre- ~ | ventatve measures. One cannot always select gr inspect the quality of food to be eaten nor its {method or manner of prepara But it is possible to avoid the a ty {that is so often the result. And it lig a far better plan to eat without ; worry over what may happen, than |ta starve for fear it. will “happen. Many physicians recommend these | tablets for stomach distress due to indigestion or dyspepsia. They are sold by all druggists everywhere at 60 cents a hox. =——————— 2ven the agitation for a tariff on wool {had been instrumental in raising the | orice. He pointed out the unfair argu- ; Ment used by the manufactures that he high price of wool meant high ;suits of clothes. He showed that a i lollar added to a suit of clothes meant sleven cents more per pound for wool, and that the actual’ wool in a suit of slothes and the price of it at 40 cents yer pound had very little to do with ;-he selling price of a suit. In other | vords the high price of clothes didn't x0 to the wool grower at all. i | Merchants Elect. | Grand Forks, March 16—Six di- rectors were elected for thTee year ‘terms at the annual meeting of ‘the ; Merchants Credit association, hel:l | Thursday evening at the. Commercial | club. ‘ |. Three of the directors whose terms axpired at this time were re-elected. They were G. O. Noonan, president of the association; W. A. Collins ana J. B. Bacon. Thomas McGoey, H. P. Rice and C. A, Newhouse were elect- ed to succeed A. G. Sorlie, G. H. Wil- : Yer and Frank Drosky. Mr. Noonan ind Mr. Newhouse represent the East yrand Forks merchants on the board. There are 18 members of the board, SNOW COSTS MILLION New York, March 16.—Snow may be veautiful. 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