The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 3, 1921, Page 8

yy / , Olive Tablets, the substitute for calomel. | with power in the states to serve the! | people locally... A board jn Wash-| BOARD MAKES ington can not regulate the rates ant) ~ service of the railroads in every part | of this great country, The orders so; {far made show this. The~ federal commission has based these orders on | “ the carriers’ need for revenue. The state commissions have recognized this need, and generally have made or " { loreal doen ney nae erie odds «i... | considered local -condition$ and the National Organization of Utility rights of shippers als2, and have tried sacs, 2 to avoid destroying traffie. The, ted- Comntissioners Want State eral commission has set aside their | Control orders and made state-wide percent- (age iltcreases, attempting to. advance | i iTS Peas ‘ ,, ates everywhere on every kind of The National Association of Rai!- trattic by the same ‘percentage. They | way and Utilities Commissiontrs has’ pave said that they do not have the | issued the following statement in fav-' time now to consider particular rates , or of state contro} of intrastate 1 and that reductions in particular The attorneys general and railro ates can be made hereafter if shown and utilities commissions of 4 states, to be necessary. in a test case before the United States This demonstrates the impossibility | Supreme Court today contested the! o¢ regulation for the ‘entire country | constitutionality of the t ransporta~ by a centraj board, It. puts the bur- | tion Act of 1920 us 4 at ered DY: den on shippers to prosecute _pro-'¢ the Inter: tate Comme! Commis: ON, ; ceedings in Washington to get rates| in a brief filed hy them in the Wiscon-| 5) which they can do business. Whiie| sin rate case, which is to be argued | they are doing that they may be ruin- ys Wee here the Inter-|¢t: , These matters should be attend- | i ae Pv ariseed “ll pas. 24 to locally, where local rates are) Hon Nas Ore it” Pas: involved. The state commissions do senger fares in Wisconsin advanced,’ y4ye time, and they know local con- and is the first to-reach the Supreme Gitions, and are near to shippers, not Court involving the construction and hundreds or thousands of miles away. | conatinteionalily of the so-called Es¢h as the federal commissjon is from} Cummins bill. | most communities.” | The attorneys’ general say that the; peace tie | as construed centralizes all pow- { er of railroad regulation in one board FOLEY HAS COLUMN) in Washington, at a distance from! INV PASADENA POS the people. ,'Phey point out that if; ears! Friends cf J. W. Foley will be in-! this can be done as to railroads, it will be done in other lines, thus build-| texested to know that she is now’ con- ing up a centralized government by ducting a daily feature in the -Pasa-| bureaus: in Washington, to the des-' dena Fost. It consists of a daily! truction of the powers of local selt-' ycem under the heading ‘“Foley’s! government reserved to the states un- Friendly Fancies.” A recent poem | der the federal constitution. The Act) in the Pasadena Post from his’ pen/| gives the federal commission power! Sollows: to prescribe state rates by orders, and | THE FRIEND i disables the states from ever regulat-| whenever I'm at circuses ing those rates thereafter, unless the Or any kind of shows / federal orders are set aside, Where it’s just like a holiday + | Fixed Pecentage Attacked An’ everybody goes, i The brief also attacks the provis-/ When I am feedin’ elephants | ion in the Act requiring rates to be An’ when th’ time is near made to yield a fixed'percentage re-|'To go in the big tent I wish | ..., Susan Matchell : \ turn, It is said that this is unecon-| That Stubby could be here. | \ . . - | omic and unconstitutional, ‘and that! O doubt you think, you | Simon list she correctly defined half under such a law if prices fall and+He-ain’t.a relative of mine, business decreases railroad rates | He’s just a b6y I know must increase, regardless of business! What hds to make g livin’ an’ conditions, and of the constitutional | Don’t get a chance to go. right of shippers to a fair rate based His father’s sort o’ crippled, ‘cause upon the value of the transportation ; He got an awful fall ' i n’ can’t do work around th’ house have a good speaking ac- quaintance with the dictionary. You have—if you can define 75 of these 100 words correctly. Test your vocabulary—and the vocabulary of your. friends: service rendered. | es Double Earnings j So Stubby does it all. gown shagreen | Emphasis is laid.on a point not be-)_” \ ) . tap complot | fore generally discubsed. It is claint-, He goes t’ school occagjon’ly: scorch range ed that the requirement compelling} But when he’s just: about peor’ Honfire —- the \commission to group roads to-| Well started in his studies, why | puddle ! stitw gether, and make rates that will yield| They have to take him out | envelope roar an aggregate fixed return on the ag-/ TO work down at th’ grocery | rule haste gregate value of all roads in the; , ,An’ paya bill they owe, _—>—_ health afloat e group, operates to require the traffic} An’ that’s why when a circus comes | eyelash guitar of the country to phy a return on the! I wish ‘at he could go. | copper mellow poor and worthless roads as’ well as} | curse impolite on the good. No road gets more than | But afterwards I always go pork plumbing it earns, but the roads that move the| 4.5 When he is doin’, chores | outward npticeable’ main traffic of the country are allow. | 4™ yas him how th tigers fight southern “puzzle ed to earn on their own value. and) ayy fray, think ene oes lecture wake ‘ on the value attributed to the worth: ian howl you think ‘th’ acrobats | dungeon reception less roads was well. It is said th Will ‘get a .turble fall; | skill > majesty ; keris S sald (hit He says it’s almost just.as if | augue this places a double burden on ship-| He'd beech an’ sven it all ; ramble treasury pers ane is uncon onal: Betta i [cist mmlsase Misconstrtetfon Claimed * when I’m-in | insure crunch It is claimed that the proceedings! My unite wot hs ps pean ‘nerve forfeit in Congress show that it was not in-/T lock i ; + .| Juggler ‘_’ sportive’ “ lock up sometimes, quick, an think| ooo .q ish tended hy Congress to. take away | I almost-see his face | regard a apis > state power wf regulation, and parts) Look. sort o’, wishful like at me; | Stave sulp af vhich are s: | 7 pt - } brunette shrewd of the Act. which are said to clearly | My pie don’t taste as good j brunette contemplate the, continuance ®f state | An’ I can’t hardly eat it, but | hysterics ; regulation are pointed out. | I wish ’at Stubby ‘could. | Mars : 3 A Practical. Question | | mosaic conscientious John E: Benton, General Solicitor; But when I’m rich I’m goin’ t’ have! bewail charter for the state commissions, in an‘ in-| A place that’s all my own, | priceless coinage terview, mage//the following state-}An’ money so’s that I can go disproportionate , dilapidated ment: at. | To every circus known. | tolerate avarice “rhis ‘is a practical question. ‘The | An’ Stubby’s goin’ t’ stay with me (| artless gelatinous men Avho filed this brief are seeking! An’. goin’ t’ have his share, ; depredation philanthropy to preserve gur government as it is,| An’ every show\I go to see | lotus irony 2 ee | Why Stubby will -be there. frustrate embody c m _ harpy swaddle . Y ? } | gaunt exaltation s | | ochre infuse STOMACH UPSET . | HEALTH : | milksop eelecuna —_ ———_ % | By Uncle Sam, M D. | incrustation declivity 5 i Sam, M. D. Sats F Get at the Real Cause—Take |L___—_ retroactive fet Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets | The symptoms of eye-strain may be| achromatic sapient { y entirely local, such as fading of vis-| achromatic cameo That's what thousands" f Stomactt ; | ny eye pains, inflamed lids, watering, perfunctory thessophy ferers w.' Instead of b casuis' recipitancy taking tonics of eying io patch up a | They /may be reflex in character,' Hgeatorial paleology poor digestion, they are attacking the , 8PPearing as distant pains or disturl-| sudorific homunculus zeal cause of the ailment—clogged ances of certain organs. parterre liminet liver and disor bowels. | They may be psychic and make the)". ) fe Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets arouse ; child appear stupid when the real! f the liver ina hing, ing way. eens is that he cannot see\comfort- | { When the liver and els are per- > aly. . New York Qfar. forming theirnatural functions, vay ‘\ Raine es hee ay : ae 8 acathan qirieae than goes indigestion and stomach troubles. | Slobbering and Bed-Wetting. j i Sian #8 Ree Skat ages a a minw | (My little son, 3 years and 7 months ‘old, slobbers constantly might and’ _ Pogsibly n | dey and wets the bed, although I take | titchell, who' iy : ain te during; the nae he has! {72 latest child prodigy to att | finished cutting his temporary teeth), | attention: ot; educators fe x In a test on 100 words in the Bennet Have you a bad taste, coated tongue, appetite, a lazy, don’t- care feeling, no ambition or energy, trouble with andigested, foods? Take io Susan, She'st Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets are a purely vegetable compound mixed with | his. condition is most apt to be caused olive oil. "You will know them by their | <p Pp i a: a olive color. ‘They do the work without { 7 '| by an inflammation affecting the lin-/ as they griping, cramps or pain. “ ” ‘ing of the mouth, some form of ner- Take one of tors alt for ick | DAN DERI N E yous or mental defect, or Paral: sis, relief. Eat what you fike. 15cand 30c, N | With reference -to: the, bed-we' | ' you should have the boy examined’ by | 3 a physician to learn whether there is Girls! sep | any disease or local condition that rage sa got air! | might cause the trouble. ake Al ! | Begin his training during the day undant | by taking him to. the toilet’every hour | (or two-or three as the case,may be), {and gradually increase this interval | until he can hold the: urine several {homs. Follow the same method at « night. ® . GRIP Take Grove’s ~ Laxative ( Brome After an Operation. Would you. please tell-me. what is | the cause of one having menstrui¢: tion aftef having both ovaries eutu -- | same? A If the bleeding you mention is’ nor- | mal: menstruation, the natural inter- ence is that a small\particle.of one’ | ovary must have been left after the operation, or that you have an acces- sory ovary. . ; | A very smpfl portion of ovary is suf- | ficient for nfenstruation, and this does occur at times after the suppesed re- moval of both ovaries by competent eperators, However, the bleeding may not be normal menstruation, but hemorrhage, Aue to some diseased conditon of the i > have a less, plain or scraggly. You, too want Womb. I should advise you to Hots’ of long, strong, beautiful hair, “9fough medical examination. A 35-cent bottle of delightful j/ + ‘Stalkimeress. ;“Danderine” freshens your scalp, ‘Would you approve ‘the marriaggof checks dandruff and falling hair..This two st&mmerers who have | partially stimulating “beduty-tonic”, gives, to_ overcome their affliction? ~ Immediately after a “Danderine” massage, your hair takes on new life, |\ustre. wondrous beauty, appearing ; twice as heavy and plentiful, because’! ‘each hair seems to fluff and thicken. Don’t let your hair stay lifeless, color- Be sure you get BRoMG The genuine bears this signature CAN YOU DEFINE THESE'100 WORDS? ‘} sleep, but_not qiiite. ' | ly removed; and if tliere is a cure for} of them. Here are some teu of the defini- tions given by the youngster. GOWN—A > gorgeous covering, if the lady has _ggod taste. ORANGE—. vellow round by the fruit inside. Hysterics— A storm of tears and laughter, used mostly by wo-| men. h PUDDLE—A small bday of water | surrounded by the front walk. i LOTUS—A ‘hely flower /of the} Hast. s 4. DILAPIDATED—If ‘a house, al | rind’, made i ruin; if a person, a. ‘character. i TRONY—Words spoken to papa} after 8:15 pom. PHILANTHROPY —' Good deeds | done on bad days. ~' * BEWAJL—To lament over spilt milk. vs REPOSE-—A ° (tong, rest— almost Little“Miss Mitchell «wants © to be a poet or a’ representative in Con- gress. As ghe, puts it: “Anybody that people put monuments up to.’ She has written some poetry, of Which the fol- lowing verses“are typical. SPRINGTIME. WISHES Apatite robin redbrest Hopped upon a‘limb’” i Flapped his wings so merrily / nd said, I’ wish: 'twere spring” But,sad I must relate to you It!was midwinter’s time; So off flew. robin nedbrest i To seek a warmer clime | BABBLING BROOK i Rippling, rippling little brodk, \ Rippling ever still, While we stand pesde the brink And. wade into the rill, Babble, babble, little ‘brook, Babbling o’er stock and stone; It comes down the hill again— Hear the old mill drone! Also_ Miss Mitchell has her own ™) expert among htintgers, ; came within a certain. range, held it. ; charged in the courts. ucyeutvecececenceucneasaeaeagcongevaseqvueecvevuveceusveeaactcanenentanatetaeuecegaqaeneneetaeenseeeascueveeveueneetneeneenenqcnetgeveuonnnetunverusecaesuasecueeeanais ‘ ~ It's more important ‘ta us to give ants ction than to'get money; but-one leads: to the othgr. Hart, Schaffner & Marx - ‘SPRING STYLES $95 - 940-850 ° Quality‘is ever the safeguard of service and value 1, Satisfactidn or your ynoney back _S.E. BERGESON & SON’ Suits made to measure $30.00 up. Suits made in our own shop $50.00 up. RVD VUUOOUAUISUNAUUAUADAUOUOAUUOOE es SEAUN OA OUEOACSTOAUUUAGUUS aU EUGDTGUAOOAGUOOCMUOOGONOOOUAOGGHOOOUOCOOUUGUUAUOUOEOOOOOOQUOACUEOUAOTOUUGE4UUUOONSOOAUUUOOOS000040000S00BUUUOGUOSBENQOUUONDIG®OUUNG#OONNODNUED \ = and certainly the skilful Tiannér 1 | which it used its wonderfully, formed tongue entitled\it to be ranked as an for one thing, it showed wonderful Vskil in judging distance; the tomgue was never darted out until the i ‘The ac- curacy of the creature's aim ‘was an- | other matter for surprise. The in- sects Were. generally”, motion when the jtongtie was daifed against: them, but’ the arrow never. failed to hit its mark. - = The rapidity with*which/the tongue was shot forth excited much wonder. i | The operation is a complex one. tongue is doubled or rolled up when “7 In the mouth; therefgre, a twofold | action is required, an uncoiling of the Pweapon, and: then the darting pof it forth. d The withdrawing of the tongue, with the captured inkect om thé top, was Hot less remarkable. Notwithstanding the’ rapid motion, the fineness of the tongue tip and the struggles of the prey the victim was never dropped. The toad was so tame that it might rightly be called domesticated. It would rémain quietly in one hand and take its food from the other, provided a leat was placed on the hand which Without this precaution the warmtlof the human hand was evi- dently annoying and uncomfortable to. the chilly little fellow. than),to be placed on a table in*the when insects were placed-on the table rapidity than in its day huntings. ty-six years, the pet of the neighbor- hood. It might have liv a more had not a tame but. spiteful raven pecked out one of its eyes. Thumb Prints for Brides, methods. Soldiqrs with two and sometimes jthree wives are. still being, dally Australians with. wives at the other end of the’ earth and brides in England were said to be the worst offenders, their gpecin! plural marriage system becoming one! | of the jokes of the music halls. It has been suggested that couples seeking marriage licenses should fur- nish their photographs, which shall be affixed to their marriage “lines,” The certificate bearing the thumb prints of both bride and bridegroom shall then ideas on the care of children. “Children likg myself are not all prodigies,” ‘she ) says. smart.” f She adds that if she had her way, “No one would stop children | from | being as remagkable as they please. , “But we are kept. back Wy being | called “queer’ or:some~-such thing. | Why. I have. no end of thoughts: 1) {don’t dare mention for fear of\revolu- ionizing the warld. + Theories on aj; i “We are just! . Mitchell says that-her daught- er has been told everything that sho ever asked about. without reserva and not only that. but her curi has been encouraged at all times. BOR RR Ah een | are’ concerned, why they | should not marry, Jt is possiblé that | children borniof this union would also | have a speech defect-" There is a} tendency-cn the part of /children to | imitate the mode of speech of those | about them. % However, in many citfes there are clinies and: classes for. the correctioty | of defective speech. TOAD BECAM Lived for Thirty-Six. Years With French: Family. Mankind and Furnished Amuse- ment to Its Protectors. FO, There was a wise old toad that lived for more than’ thirty-six “years ina noticed no one could say, but it had probably li boldened it to rest tranquilly on, the doorstep over which persons were con- Stantly pwssing. The step. hecame the batrachian’s hunting. ground,, where, with little trouble, it might’ capture the ants which persisted in crossing and re- thin, dyll, fading hair that youthtul> If they are temperamentally.adapt- . brightness: and’ abundant thickness.—- ed in spite of this speech defect, there All druggiste! | would seem yO be no reason, as«far police forge and@ things like! PET hole beneath the doorstep of a French } f farmhouse, How old jt Was when first | She Is herself a talented eculptress. I fora long time before | familiarity with the-sight of man em- | |latest hits just received at May-| be photographed and the proof fled | with the ser house. By adopting this system it is believed that no question can ever remain‘unsettled as tothe actual iden- tity of the contracting parties in case any such question should ever arise. \ ESE RUE AT | aes | sue \ Little Creature Soon ‘Lost All Fear of | The face and form of irene Mar. | cellus, one of the “movie” beautie: ‘are gaid to be known to more -than 30,000,000 people in the United Stat has been repraguced on the | covers cf more-than 200 magazin by |some’of the~ most noted artists. mae Batty Phonograph Records alt the |nard’s Musical Merchandise, 214 Main St. | PSLUEULINES |. Shop at th | 5th St., Tadrave money. Emporium, 116 | \ crossing it. The toad, hunting for EES Se its supper, care’ to be regarded ast Nazimova at the Eltinge to- one of: the sights of the neighborhood, | night, Va ‘ Few things seemed to please it more . dyening when the lamp ‘was lighted. | It would look, around with the great: | | est, confidence in its, gleaming eye and it snapped them up with even greater ; In this way the toad lived for thir- | many years | 7) i, | The newest slogan of English sociat | iife.is to fight bigamy with Bertillon | There the war has brought-' |OR,an unprecedented wave of bigamy. ‘atistical records at Somer: | IT WORKED WONDERFULLY Have you: noticed. the number of persons coughing this Spring, caused by an irritated condition in the. chest, bronchial tubes or - throat? ‘This coughing is banistied by a, few doses of Foley’s Honey and = Tar ~ Mr, Anna Stein, 410 WeStern Ave.,’ Cov- ington, Ky. writes: “Your * cough medicine worked wonderfully on our little son7He is subject ta bronghitis. The firgt doses helped him.” G all sorts of . coughs, col whooping cough and grip ONCE “SOLD’ON A MOST MEN ARE \ “REPEATERS.” “Spring PATTERSONS ry Ready At Your 3 Dealers. ' WHOLESALER MINNEAPOLIS. i le | { | At the Farm of M. J. Wildes, The Undersigned Will Horses, Cattle, Hogs, i Fence J. L. BELL, Clerk | ‘pase, of perfecting the, Farm .|nard’s Musical Merchandise, 214 | Main St. oe '“PATTERSON’ * TW StevensonCo. Pe \ Tonce BRovHers, MOTOR CARS - IN BISMARCK? “CASH PRIZES FOR BEST GUESSES : Sec Man in Salesroom Window of M. B. Gilman Co. ;212 MAIN STREET. On my arrival in town on my regular trip as a Piano Tuner (I have made this territory for years) I find some party is informing my friends and customers that I have left the country. Don’t be misled—I am here at the G. P. Hotel, Phone 30, where you can call nie ang will be here for several weeks. AUCTION SALE Saturday March Sth the Following. Deseribetl chinery, etc., Harness, Hay and Corn, Household Articles, too Numerous to Mention ~ ; —_— SALE STARTS AT 11:00 A. M. FREE LUNCH AT NOON ee All money under $10.00 cash, and over $10.00 bearing 8 per. cent interest until Nov. 1, 1921. % M. J. WILDES, Owner ~~ J. M. THOMPSON, Auctioneer ; SESeS “The meeting of the Burleigh County Farm Bureaw will meet at 2:30 p.m. March 9, 1921, at fhe Court Hopise, for the pur- ‘Bureau organization of Burleigh Phonograph Records all the ‘latest hits just received at May- 1 Mile South of Menoken, on Sell at Bublic Auction ersonal Property: Chickens, Farm Ma- Posts oe Bee