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“THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Bntered at the, Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Secon as ei Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN : : = “Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY “CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. & PAYNE, BURNS AND SMIT! NEWYORK - - -- ° Editor 1H Fifth Ave. Bléa, > andl a ee, ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use ‘blication of all news credited to it or not otherwise, ‘ efor postin this. paper and also the local news published £" All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are also’ reserved. y paca nate ©. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION —— rr SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN caer | Daily by carrier, per year .. ‘ Daily. by taal per year (in k) s. 1720, ily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck... 5.00; ly by mail, outside of North Dakota ..... Sicieie'e t's: 6.00 THE STATF’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER Established 1873) Saal A WORD TO THE PESSIMISTS : Politicians spurred on by the hope of climbing into, office through the debacle of the present ad- ministration have organized a gloom squad—! trained pessimists who go about predicting dire. disaster, yes complete bankruptcy within the next two: months, The Tribune will admit that governmental con- ditions need prompt remedies, but North Dakota *as\a business entity is far from bankrupt. Town- ley.and-his henchmen have not taken from us the fertility of our soil. Our cattle on a thousand hills continue to multiply and yleld some dividends to the farmers. i “Those who whigper behind their hands that this | bank is about to close up—that another institu- tion. is on the e of collapse are also enem- “ies of the state‘in this present crisis. ‘ “Inthe. same class is the banker who sits in his office and tells his clients that everything is, go- = ing to smash. North Dakota is not going to smash and: the fact that a crowd of politicians have = squandered some public money, does not spell dis- = aster for the entire state. ‘Conditions cannot be ameliorated by trying to create a panic. Both political factions in the heat _ of the fray have engaged in unfortunate tactics. i ults have been destructive, not’ construc- 4 "The ‘day of reckoning is coming. Conditions = will‘be-cleaned up only when the people realize the = abadlute futility of the whole industrial scheme. B t the, practice “of mild socialism through the ‘agency ‘of “ex-leagders, who fell out with the main: pipes” because they no longer enjoyed the *) Swag will not cure our ills. We-had:better stew:in § our own juice a little longer until’a real leader 4 is:sent ‘us to clean house properly. . Let’s get out * of the-ditch completely at one jump... ache i, Fhe.men: who once’ sponsored: the: league pro- | paganda are welcome on the mourners. bench— { they:should remain there through a period of pro- { bation ‘Before they. aspire to leadership. . These men ‘who werit in with Townley six years ago to |; Save their political faces and cling to their jobs, rebelled not over fundamentals, but merely (over = who should handle the political pap. Now the iy VeFy..same meh'have been called to lofty seats in : the councils ‘of: the independents and, again to ©, save their political faces, they seek to cram down the'throats of the voters: program of modified | > Townleyism. A recall championed by these men might suc- " ceed in the face bf the public indignation over the, t Present situation,. but its a long, long’ way to} unless the socialists in the ranks, _ Tpperary—an + of the Independents are dethroned, the state will ., only slip out of the control of; one faction to that * of:-another. Let these new. converts renounce state. socialism in toto, if they expect those who If ‘airly accurate idea of what America and Ameri- — cans are like. 0'as well known the world over as_the United This being so, you can see how it is that, as the export of these films mounts higher and higher, going farther and farther round the globe, the time is coming when natives of distant lands will have an eye witness knowledge of Americans| and the wity we live, work and play. In other words, the export film is making it ossible for the “wild man of Borneo,” the Hot- tentot, the Mongol, the Tartar, and the more knowing European, to see America without; crossing oceans. . As the films penetrate jungle, climb mountains spread over tropics and slide over arctic ices, it becomes more and more true that no country is States; that no pedple*are seen by so many as the Americans. PARENTS, TALK TO THE TAXERS! Assemblyman Theodore Roosevelt urges in- creasing the New \York income jtax exemption| for children from@200 to $500. While New Yorkers only will benefit by this Rooseveltian legislation if Teddy, Junior, puts it through, Cotigress may be induced\to take it up and extend it to the nation. cat “An exemption of $500 for each child is little enough,” says T. R., Second, “with food and clothing costing what they do. today.” Col, Roosevelt is a father, and, knows the facts about the high cost of rearing children. “When. the next Congress is framing the new revenue bill, fathers and mothes should keep this exemption demand right up front, NOTHING DOING! j An urgent 8. O. S. call comes from Germany to the United: Statés. It has occurred to about two million forlorn frauliens that the American men, who made such brave fighters would also make excellent husbands. ; : It might not be difficult. to find two million marriageable men in this country, but to find two million who were willing to answer the call, would be a‘different matter. Also, we have an equal number of American girls; who want husbands. 5 y- | Hence we see little prospect for any relief from this quarter. However, there.is one highly commendable feature of the situation antkthdp is! the good taste, shown in choosing Aifférican rien. We thank them, even while we decline the honor. Jack Johnson may have a better chance to get| into condition in the pen‘than Jess Willard on:a| farm. MEM Hire: PT The school teacher who married theyjanitor 'was probably dazzled by the thoughts of compar: ative luxury. ‘ “Fortunately the incoming: officeholde a leave civilian jobs behind them for ‘the owtgoers to hustle for. - ; ( ; Foreign travel is fascinating to some because 'the difference in exchange makes ’em seem richer than they are. hig . \ : EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion. Tribune... They ‘are nted /here in order portan of -The Se aere tn orate faunen’ whik are being ‘diet in the press of the day. _ "THE RECALL ELECTION No good lawyer skims through the evidence in order to get his case to the jury quickly. No sensible lawyer cuts short his summing up always opposed the Townley program to take = them ‘seriously. ‘ i s “BORDERLAN D DEFECTIVES” s jecu J., Hickson, criminologist, |has . Siven-a name to the most troublesome ~ people in’ the world. - oon ¢ Fi ‘The tien who resort. to crime when they are ont of’ work, who desert their families, impose Upon their friends, are a burden upon others ; ffom'the cradle to the grave—these are “border. defectives.” nd ‘it ‘is, fidien . anti-social.’ Science’ can ‘ ficient aud. ant 18 an view then é we acrached understanding, their mothers can = pity-them, but everybody else dislikes them. When the shifty-eyed youth with. a morbid) 2 twist in his mind, a taint in his soul and bit- 2 With him. - To confine all is Pele. , Amproving conditions of living and thinking “Y among all classes of le is th eB sur a .{ to get rid of them. aes : ih ee |. This will be the work of generations. ‘the borderldnd, defectives would é SEEING AMERICA ABROAD. Motion picture films exported fromthe Uni- ted States last year, aggregated 47,000 miles in BESS. 314 SS Fine business for America pic! ! ; Picture prod 4 But that isn’t the only thing it ona pa: Penh films mostly picture American life. erican .people in “American: cities, ‘fields, try out that “the world is against them.”; - Nature ‘is against them, because they are inef-| terness in his heart comes along, he brings, woe! {we have given the plazs for.it most carful study. | Tength, almost enough to encircle the globe.twice., shops, hemes. Often they are'not faithful F 'e : rt- raits, but, in the main, they give the aden a\crisis is concerned.—Fargo Forum, | of the testimony and leaves out essential points, just because he is in a hurry to hear the jury’s verdict. BSE ire ‘ He knows there will be novopportunity to go} back and cover points he has missed, or to correct mistakes in his argument after the jury has re> That is the situation with respect to the recall election'in North Dakota. — This is a very good time to “make haste slowly” |in regard to the recall. : , (Weare busy at present, presenting the evidenc® ‘to the jury. ‘It,isn’t half in yet. The story of the ‘Bank: of North Dakota is not .complete, and. we still have to ccme the evidence in regard to the) gther: state industries. Let’s go to the jury! with; the whole case—not just a part of it. “|< | A recall election is not.en enterprise to be un-' dertaken lightly or thoughflessly. It involves a} heavy expense. It seems’ necessary now, but if; we are to have it, let us undertake it only after : The first sten is to connlete the investigation | and get it before the people of the state in the, form of sworn test:mony the whole story of the! |ghastly failure the present adrainistration has, made of the state industrial program. ay Then the plan‘ of attack must be considered. | As -long as the administration continues. its policy. of “sitting tight” in the face of such con-} ditions. as now confront us,’a recall election is an} Dr. absolute necessity, but it must be carefully. planned, and virorously and efficiently conducted. This. isn’t the time for half thought out plans, counsel and calm judgment are needed. And above.all things, any man’ who sticks his! head up seeking to promote his own political fortunes should convict himself in advance of be- ing an “undesirable citizen” so far as the present French poodle, turned up the light in the cave, was most interésting, and Nancy and-Nick jlooked on in amaze- Ae E BISMARCK TRIBUNE . ..... SOME HEADACHE, BELIEVE ME (Copyright, 1921, N. E. A.) BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON. The way that Pierre de Pferrot, the “ sat rogs!” said the po ment. - GP SRY 3 7 All he ‘did wag to say, “Will-o-the- wisps, come out!” And instantly a dozen’ or so little. balls of light ap- peared from nowhere, What a won- derfuil transformation it made! The walls and ceiling and floor became great, gleaming masses of clear, deep red, Shp “Oh!” gasped Nancy. ‘How beau- tiful!” “Yes, ’tis nice!”; said the popdle rather offhand. “Ruby all of:it. Be- longs to Snitcher-Snatch, the. wicked fairy who enchanted, me. Good thing, Vl say, that he made me the size of house. Want to'heag me growl?” it was Nick who answered bravely, “Yes!” t Le Then followed, such: a thundering that the earth ghook. Nancy, grabbed Nick in alarm, and the green bullfrog. eg M | — , PEOPLE'S FORU — ae. Recall. ’ Carson, N»D., Feb. 23. Awake! North Dakota! Awake! People from chaos of mental slumber and the bondage of ignorance. Awake from that mental bondage that ties your mind to bottomless pits, to depressed governments; to tyranny and injustice toward. the cause of hu- manity, Oh! Recall! The instru- ment of justice.'’"Has time changed you, dazzled and crazed you from the zenith you once held in the universe? Recall! Recall! Art. thou crazed be- yond appeal? Appeal for the sublime cause of humanity. Do, let us appeal to you-now, once. and forever. Ob! Fine! Infinite time you are grateful to man. (Less than} three months ago, you gave us a man of power; a man of diplomacy, a man of untold strength and..integrity; today you .ask for him.. Cursed time! vile time!oh wicked! wicked ‘time! On- ward with such and man must fall helpless. Infalliable time. we beseech you, we implore you; humbling ask- _ HAVE COLOR IN CHEEKS Be Better Looking—Take Olive Zablets Tf your skin is yeltow—complexiun / pallid—tongue coated—appetite poor- you have a tae has in'your mouth— lazy, no-g¢ fecling—you should take dive Tablets. y Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets—a sub- stitute for calomels-were prepared . Edwards after 17. years of study. Dr.Edwards’OliveTabletsarea purely vegetablecompound mixed witholiveoil. You will know them by their olive color. Tohavea clear, pink skin, bright eyes, no pimples, a feeling of buoyancy like chil od days you fnust get at thecause. Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets act on the liver and bowels like calomel—yet have no dangerous after effects. | ‘They start the bile and overcome con- stipation. Take one or two nightly and note the pleasing’ results. Millions of boxes are sold annually at 15¢ and 30c. ADVENTURES OF THE ieee By Oliver Roberts Barton. odle, suddenly spying ‘him. ( til'his teeth rattled—no, not his teeth. ALL IS NOT GLOOM THAT GLOOMETH | “OT. WATER. } es a thet had hopped in through the fittle Golden Door with them when they en-; tered, shivered in his skin. “I eat frogs!” said the poodle, sud- deniy spying him and glaring with his great eyes. ‘The frog shook again un- \ Témust have been his. bones. “No, I don't,” the dog contradicted himself. ‘Even if { am French.’ Wait | a minute children. Do you ‘want a ruby?” : “I—T'd love ‘it,’ faltered Nancy, “if you think it’s all right.” . Pierre de Pierrot snapped his huge jaws, and a lump as large as a water- melon rolled to the little girl’s feet, “With my compliments,” said the dog scraping a fine bow. But neither Nancy nor Nick could lift. the ruby. “Better leave it until you come back from your journey to the South Pole,"thim sell their car and he uses the “suggested Pierre. “And now you'd better take your Golden Key and un- ck my other door. is the Room of Emeralds. ed by the Cockatoo.” It's guard- ing for justice now and safety of the future, 4 r What changes you so, what course art thous pursuing? This man now, al murder! ja traitor! A’ vagabond - of our state, unworthy of protection; un- EVERETT TRUE JWHo SELLS AN But Jann YoU DID ARTUCLE =|1'n A Business MAN ;| ens should split asunder and the earth The next place]. J NOTICE YOU HAVE. put ON THE MARKET AN ARTICCE IN COMPETITION, WITH ANOTHER FIRM ARTICLE OF THE SAME I<Inp, THEY ADVERTISED THEIRS EXTENSIVELY NOT ADVERTISE — You NAMSD SS NEAR CIKE THEIRS THAT A THURSDAY, 'FEB.. 24,.:1921 WEATHER MAN SAYS RAIN AN COLDER worthy :as our leader, absalutely worthiess to all mankind. Time! we demand—repeat it—we demand you to release thy hold, and administer jus- tice. ’ You! Representatives, guardians to the portals of legislation, you the choice of the people; you the body controlling origin, permit your minds to be darkened and your senses dulled by fallacy. Nou! “Senators, the brains of our land, the censors of injustice; the au- gust body of equity, equality end Sus: | tice;, permit your minds to be swayed | oy the spirit of tyranny. Most noble .bodies, if such is evi-| dent, if such is-visible; the very: heav- crack open beneath the feet of all hu- manity. Calamity our lot, destruc- tion our end, and nothing for the fu- ture. Fine! Again we appeal to you! for justice. 5 : E, J. CARMICHAEL, i Prof, History and Economics, . Carson, ‘North Dakota. “SHE ECONOMIC CIRCLE, | “You are expecting a still higher price for that pork?” , “Got to get it,” asserted Farmer Corntossel. ” Ruy “And the ultimate: consumer will have to pay a lot of’fees and commis- sions that: will make the cost pretty big?” 5 “It works around ina circle. The only man-in these parts who can, af- ford to buy it ‘holds the mortgage on this farm. He has made arrangements | to charge more interest.” pCR See ea Cruel and Inhuman. “Every time Mr, Glipping takes Mrs, Glipping out for-a motor ride he drives past the county poorhguse.” | “What's the idea?” “He's trying to persuade her to let Ppoorhouse as an object lesson.”— Birmingham, Age-Herald. Another Time, Please. “It 1s so queer it seems to be al- most impossible to get the boys who were in the actual fighting in France to talk about it.” | “Oh, well. Just wait until they have | grandchildren—it will be just as hard i to get them to stop talking about it | then.” BY CONDO i Wecc, THAT*S: Bos ness ASN'T ITS i | and 14,000 Poles. | trians and 254 Bulgarians besides 7, i | | ter coughs. | NERVE-SPEED |” . WHEN NEEDED Lack of Reserve Force Cause of Most Failures in the Daily Affairs of Life 3 To feel weary without. having earned it by hard work throws the mind into disorder and confusion. A hundred people describing their weary condition would each tell it differently’ One can’t think; an other is drowsy, the next feels weak, others are irritable, moody, depressed, apprehensive, as the case may be. To this great class of suf- ferers comes Reolo, one’ of thé grandest reconstructive agencies © ever devised for ‘definite accomplish- ‘ment. It inténsifies the activity of ~ the vital processes, provokes in- creased flesh, stimulates the: produc- tion of red corpuscles, contrib- utes to the defense of the systen against depletion and consequent ex-. haustion and in many other ways arouses the functional processes to make you feel that» something has touched that one flickering . vital spark you thought was about to go out. No amount of description can adequately convey the difference be- tween the feeling of lack of -nerv2 speed and the rebound, the free- dom, the liberation from depressions that cause.so many men and women to fall in their tracks, to go to sleep. at ,she. switch or stand till when the, erder,49 to go ahead. 12 you would really like to get ac- quainted with your real self get a $1.00 box of Reolo today. Ask any of the clerks at Finney’s Drug stor3 "or any other leading drug store. oO FINDS GROOM IS BELOW PAR Swiss Father Sues Detective Bureau for False Recommendation of Daughter's Suitor. a Geneva.—M. Wader, a wealthy resi- dent of Bienne, Switzerland, has just sued a: detective. agency for wrongly recommending a man as husband for his daughter and has obtained a ver- dict of 140 pounds, with costs, against the agency. The prospective father-in-law en- gaged the agency at a cost of 500 pounds to investigate the reputation | and habits of the young man who | had asked for the hand of his daugh- ter. The detectives reported that the youth was worthy, reliable and ober. After six months of wedded life, the bride. returned to her father’s home with the information that the bride- groom has dissipated her dowry in rloteus living and gambling. eee er { Three Meals Means: Wife Does 2-Mile Walk Daily 0 i Montgomery, . Ala.—Prepara- H 2 tion of meals for_an average ft family means a two-mile daily 4 kitchen marathon: for the house- ? wife, according, to statistics H compiled for the. conference of $ vocational workers of the south, é In session here. A pedometer $ attached to students Ih the kitch- H en of the model home at -Living- {ston ‘achootashowed. this meas- $ urement: fom the stove-sink-and- } pantry route covered: during the ¢ period from bacon and eggs to t dinner and dessert. 10 OY0- OOOO OOO OHO OOOO Seeeee stan eee German Residents In Paris. Paris.—Germans. to the number of 1,965 have succeeded in obtaining per { mission to reside jhere, according “to the Prefecture of Police registration of foreigners in Paris. Italians lead the list with 41,350, while the Upited States is fifth with 23,630. Other n: / tlonals include 36,660° Belgians, 29,000 Swiss, 27,650 English, 23,000 Russians There are 88 Aus: 892 South and Central Americans, SPSEESOSEEEEFOC CETTE DEEY A_ Stubborn Cough Loosens Right Up ‘This home-made remedy = 6 der for quick results. ‘peal as ag and cheaply made, | PREREESEOEFES0400beo000b0 |. 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Keeps perfectly and children love its pleasant taste. c Pinex is a special and highly coneen- trated compound of genuine Norwav | thing else. Guaranteed to give ahsolute ine extract, known the world over for | its prompt healing effect upon the mem- | branes. |, To avoid disappointment ask your druggist for “214 ounces_of.Pinex” with full directions. and “dom'teaceept any: | satisfaction or. money prompt: a | {undead The Pipex Co., Ft. Wayne, i, ee le me at %

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