The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 15, 1921, Page 4

PAGE FOUR PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK Fifth Ave. Bldg. The ‘ociated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. - ‘All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION $ SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year .... $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck... 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota ......++-+++ 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER By (Established 1873) ., FIRST AID ONLY North Dakota’s condition calls for immediate relief of a first aid nature. The businessmen and 2 farmers all realize that the state must meet its "obligations or we will have complete chaos. The ~ employes of the state must be able to‘cash their » warrants. Townships, counties and other politi- cal subdivisions must be assisted so that they can # meet their labor and supply bills. There is no {politics about this and the best possible arrange- * ment should be made without delay. : The state administration and legislature re- gardless of the industrial program should meet every reasonable demand of the financial men g foo make the state’s paper marketable. some relief is speedily arranged, the people are sass TR By aH? going to insist on a solution by taking the matter]! into their own hands. ‘Anything«that.is done now will be more in the shape of first aid or temporary relief. The people demand a way out of immediate difficul- ties so that the whole economic structure of the state will not be impaired. What agreement is reached will not touch the fundamentals at, all. It will merely tide matters over until the state can take stock and fix on a policy that will pre- yent a recurrence of the present impasse. A re- currence can‘ be prevented only by scrapping the new fangled legislation that has put us in the = hole. The legislature can propose that now. = There is only one way that North Dakota can meet. its obligations and that has been set forth * 4n-part, by the financial men of the state. The Tribune is not in accord with the entire plan. It dislikes any recognition of the industrial pro- gram and believes that the state would be better off now if it junked the whole sorry mess. , That © would:make-our'bonds and paper.sell mucli:fast- £ er and effect a cure immediately. '. However, if the deadlock persists and the op- position is forced to assume the burden ef a re- eall—The Tribune hopes the people will be spared such a struggle—there must be no com- promise on the issue of socialism. and the battle will have to be fought again. There is no demand for a recall if the situation “THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE at ee dal) the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Eaters a ee “Class Matter. t GEORGE D. MANN - - els Editor Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. Culess| burst. followed his experiments, | If there is,/ achievements of th le who wi the state will be back in the same predicament] Those are the Cecile worl Fa ~ 7 cies. He defeated’ Robert H. Harlin, Washing: jton, leader of the extreme wing, by the largest majority ever given a candidate for president in the miners’ union. Lewis was fiercely fought. The fact that he long has been right hand man to Gompers was a much-used: argument for and against him. That his policies were conservative was hurled at his head. -He gave battle on those issues— and won! Lewis is destined to play a prominent part in} national labor matters of the future. The man who first saw the light of day on Lincoln’s birthday, 1880, in a little Iowa vil lage, now has a wonderful opportunity to follow in the Lincoln footsteps of service to the people. Lewis himself realizes that the people to serve all who consume coal, directly in the home stove, or indirectly in the factory furnace. 4 i ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS? Do not boast, “I,am not.superstitious,” in th. hearing of a real student of the human mind. He may prove to you that you are. Wheat growers in the arid northwest are dem- ; onstrating that they are superstitious by hiring Hatfield, the Rainmaker. Hatfield has been a rainmaker for 20 years, yet according to the United States weather bureau making rain can’t be done. __ Whether or not he can make rain, Hatfield’ is living proof of a mighty tpath, Because he. be- lieves in himself, he is convinéhig. San Diego, Cal., once paid Hatfield the com- pliment of suing him for damages when a cloud- What science says doesn’t seem to matter when | tis offset by personal experience. DEAD LANGUAGES ; Far. back in the dim and distant past a few there! were who spoke a language like this—“The Pub- lic Be Damned!” But, as time went on that race became extinct, and its language died with. it. And, too, there were those employers who; flaunted “We refuse to arbitrate” in the faces of | their protesting workers. This race, too, passed away, and their language | ; was added to the dead ones. j | Comes now W. W. Atterbury, vice president of the Pennsylvania lines, quoted as: speaking this: language—“So far as the railroads are concerned we cannot get together.” Cake This was Mr. Atterbury’s reply to thé digges- | tion of railway labor leaders that representa- tives of workers and railroad executives get to- gether in a wage readjustment conference. _ That, too, before long, will be cataloged among | the “dead languages” of the American buginess wotld. Yiosts Waa Sle Caesar” beNnenitty i It cannot be placed there too soon! ‘euge ANVESTIGATING. THE WAR There are two kinds of war investigations. One consists of “political attempts to discredit the é"war.”| n former chief of supply for the American army in France. The other kind is the sort of war investigation are not only those who wield the pick, but include| THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE : — SOON. AS.) GET ALITTLE saree AT PUTTING | ‘Spine To ASK WARREN FOR AH IWTERVIEW! \ WIR 1°: THAT's HOY THE WAY WARREH DRIVES, SENATOR! Nick pit'the Golden Key he had taken from his Box of Charms ino | front door. Instantly the door flew open and the Star invited them to en- Nancy handed their host the little put it into a crystal “It's a-fing thing--you had it alozg, Nick,” said, he gratefully, “or we should all have<been locked out for good. Perhaps'i’d-b\‘ter go in first and show: you the way.” : Theinstant the ‘Star stepped inside his little house of clear glass, the walls suddenly glittered as though someone had lighted a Phousand can- dies. The illumination was so bright - ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS ; ‘ By Oliver Roberts Barton. can be cleaned up in any other way—but unless) that does some good—thorough, impartial, non- the administration can meet its’ obligations it) partisan, without consideration for pull, power, is a bankrupt and must be dealt with as such| prestige, party or politics. and in that exigency, a patriotic people will take any steps to restore the state’s integrity. Onr patriotism, our Americanism and common honesty demand that the mess be cleaned up speedily and without foolish compromise. The crisis calls for cool heads and the practice of those ideat#ko.characteristic of fighting Amer- icans. . ‘ There is. only one way out—the honest way. THE “TRY-IT-OUT” THEORY There are some people who still say that we should give the industrial program a thorough try-out./ We recommend to them an earnest study of the report of the audit company.on North Da- kota’ industries. The Tribune insists that. we lave tried it out and if that report has missed the ‘ mark ‘and -the'present financial and political im-|: pasee teaches us no lesson we are blind bourbons. . two years attempts to go-into business for a pro-| fit tet is just around the corner. If North | i Dakota: had ‘an. autocracy similar to what once obtained ‘in Europe, a state could put govern- ' mental paternalism across. But industrial pro- } grams have no place in the American scheme o government. P , : x } We have tried it out rather extensively and ex- , pensively now—there should be no room in the {| independent program for any plank that even sug- i gests going any farther with the socialistic, scheme. é The London expert who can hypnotize lobsters probably learned the game in the music halls. THE MINERS HAVE SPOKEN ; . American mine workers, by their enthusiastic re-election of John L. Lewis as president, indi- + cate clearly where the bulk of miners stand—for the American organized labor idea and against Bolshevism and Communism. The United Mine Workets of America decides to stick with the American Federation of Labor. This much may be gath¢red from examination _ Of the election figures just made public by the miners’ organization. - John L. ‘Lewis, the “iron-jawed chairman,” - continues in office and in control of miners’ poli- he When: a state changing administrations every |’ The right kind of investigation ought to dis- close all the mistakes we made in the prosecution of the war. Knowing them, we may avoid them if we ever have another war. : Our every weak spot in the war machinery should be uncovered, and the moral pointed out. The good workman goes over his job after he gets through, looking for his errors. If he didn’t do that, his next job would be no better done. It has been charged that during the late war corruption clouded our path to victory, seriously hampering the endeavors of those who did the fighting and the dying. If this is true it should be laid bare,.the guilty pupished, and barriers erected against any repetition, i Such an honest investigation will not be a poli- tical attempt to discredit the war winners. WANT TO BE POPULAR Everybody wants to be popular. ‘There are a few who appear to scorn popularity, but the vast majority of us covet it as the oue thing greatly| to be desired. Yet, as a matter of fact; there are compara-| tively few popular people in the world. Why? ne . There is one roya] road to popularity which is) plain and yet which few seem to find. It‘is a path of personal, vital interest’ in folks them- selves; a willingness to listen to their tales of| woe or of joy; to weep when they weep, to laugh when they laugh, and do it with a heartiness! that can only come with entire self-forgetfulness. This is just where the rub'comes. For everyone who is willing Ao efface his own) desire to be the center of attraction in order to satisfy the same desire in the other fellows there are ten thousand who will not. How often we have started to pour out our own pet tale of woe into another’s ear only to have him halt us in the midst of our touching recital to inject his own. , It is at this very point that his popularity with us ceases. : To be popular requires a degree of unselfish- hess that is as rare as it is charming. that the twins had to shade their eyes. They could well imagine the earth children below saying, “Oh, there fs another Siar! It has just come out!” After this they. would know better themselves. They would say here- after, “Oh, there is a new star. He has just come in.” SMILES | ——————__ —__ ——_* No Chance to Learn. “There!” exclaimed | Bernice, throwing down a book. “I! day. the matter?” “It’s no use wasting time.” replied; the Ittle miss. ' “I can’t never learn| to spell. The teacher just keeps! changing the words overy day.”—De-| troit News. A Doubtful Compliment. | He was an Englishman, and he was) pouring out his soul to an American girl. “You are divine,” he told her. “As graceful as a swan, as—!” . | But she interrupted him: “Say,| sonny, I want‘to know right now. | Was that swan swimmin’ or walkin'?” | —Tid Bits. i Redeeming Tralt. “IT know I’'m-old,* but I’m. crazy { Soasa pa aeneeeweey | HUNGRY BUT DARENT EAT eat favorite foods without fear i ne H Your meals hit back! Your stomach | is sour, acid, gassy and you feel! bloated after cating or you have heavy lumps of indigestion pain or headache, hut never mind. Here is instant relief. Don’t stay upset! Hat a tablet of Pape’s Diapepsin and immediately the indigestion, gases, acidity and all stomach distress cauged by acidity ends. Pape’s Diapepsin tablets are the surest, quickest stomach relievers in To be interestedly unselfish is to be immensely popular. the world. They cost very little at ‘tl drug stores. JEALOUS OF MY DRIVING! You'RE TRYING TO Most (IM WASHINGTON, D.C, ‘Nancy handed their host ithe little white flower. she had brought and he| the lock of ‘the brig®t little Star's| pits it into a crystal vase. ‘iI mus’ | way? keep this little mountain flbwer al- ways,” said the Star lovingly. white flower she had brought and “he long I have admired it! Tt looks just like a'star ttself.”. Then tie pulled xp chairs around a table, and asked his guests.to sit down, which they did, Nick’ ‘setting his Box of Charms, in ‘Tront of him. “Now,” went on the Star, ‘if you will show me your Wonderful Map, perhaps I can ‘tell-you how to reach the South Pole. 1 know a secret way.” It was very strange, but suddenly the white flower in the vase started to shake and ‘Nancy was sure she smelled hyacinths, the perfume used by the wicked wizard. their enemy. At the same time the Map started to slide away as though some invisible power were moving it. Nick clutched the Map tightly. Annee evs about you,” stated Mr. Moneybags. “When I go I'll leave all my fortune ‘to you if you'll have me.” | “Have you any bad habits?” asked six-year-old! Miss Goldielocks, thoughtfully. “Only that I walk in my sleep, if just ain't going to school another| you could call that a bad habit.” “You dear old thing. Of course I'll “y hy,” asked the mother, “what's! marry you. And we'll have our hon- ~~ EVERETT TRUE Lf AND: UNCLE SAM | THERE'S No RGUEF ‘ITS: MADE A BOLSHEVIK OF ME! “How, for that there farce-comedy company _ TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1921 y BIG Boos: WARREN Says 'M A GOOD PLAYER ANY GOLE COURSE / eymoon on the top floor of some tall hotel, won't we?’—American Legion | Weekly. t Strange, Ii True. | Property Man—The stage is about | to be uplifted, Mike. Electrician—How do you get that | Property Man—This here prop list! | in the offing doesn’t call for a bed in | any way, shape or form!—Buffalo | Express, WOMEN CAUGHT © IN BOMB PLOT |. Lisbon, Feb. 15.—Two women who! | left “a handbag co».tainiug six dyna-| mite ‘bombs in the office of the roya’: ist newspaper /Monarchia just before | that office was raided hy the police the other day have been arrested. Their | apprehension tends to clear up a mys- tery, connected' with the case. { |. It‘is learned that the police raid was! | made because they had discavered the: | delivery of the bombs but the editor} of the newspaper asserts that the wo- men who brought the bombs to the of- fice in his absence were absolutels! unknown to him.. He declared that j the. whole affair was a trap-to com-/ promise the facticn of royalists renre- ; sented by the Monarcia, and denied! j that the party was preparing for aay! | armed conspiracy at this moment, as | such an act, he said, “would only de* j ley the suicide of the preseit: ret | gime.” ‘ The poilce have discovered that one | of the women who carried the bombs | j to the office of the Monarchia did so at) | the request of her husband, a man who | was in prison for implicating in some past royalist uprisings, and who died| + last week while still a prisoner. Just| before his death. his wife said, he told her to take a handbag which had been for a long time in their house to the newspaper office and give it toone of the editors, Lieutenant Luiz Chaves, She declares that she obeyed her hus- band’s request without any knowledge \"AND: BUSINESS H4S MEMBRANOUS CROVUP — of the bag’s contents. Tho police followed her to tne news- paper office, found’ the bombs, closed and sealed the office and made several | arrests. . ‘Lieutenant’ Chaves could not be! found, ‘ t The hundreds of royalists who are) BY CONDO iS IN THE SOUP JS THAT I CAN SEE — I CAN. SEE SOME Rectee FOR THE THEATER AUDIENCES F THE ACTORS Wil} B] LAY OFE OF THAT | "BOLSHENIK” STUFF | AND GIVG US SORE CHEERFUL JOKES S| 4 1 GO To THS THEATER FOR NERVE-SPEED:": WHEN NEEDED Lack of Reserve Force Cause of Most Failures in the Daily Affairs of Life To feel weary without, having earned it by hard work throws the mind into disorder and confusion. 1 A hundred people describing their weary condition would each tell it differently. One can’t think, an other ts drowsy, the next feels weak, others are irritable, moody, | depressed, apprehensive, as the case may be. To this great class of suf- ferers come Reolo, one of the grandest reconstructive agencies ever devised for definite accomplish- ment. It intensifies the activity of the vital processes, provokes in- creased flesh, stimulates th¢ produc- tion of red corpuscles, contrib- utes to the defense of the system against depletion and consequent ex- haustion and in many other ‘ways arouses-the functional processes to make you feel that something has touched that-‘one’ flickering vital spark you thought’ was about to g° out. No amount of description can adequately convey the difference be- tween the feeling: of lack. of ‘nerv2 speed and the rebound the free- dom, the liberation from depressions that cause so many men: and women to fall in their tracks, to go to sleep at the switch or stand still when the order is to go ahead. 12 you would. really like to ‘get ac- quainted with:.your real self get a $1.00 box of Reolo today. Ask any of the clerks at Finney’s Drug stor2 or any other leading drug store. a= loyal to the former King Manuel and wno have been in prison for more than two years since the last royalis, rising are ‘in despair over this affair, which they believe will postpone in- definitely the .amnesty to political prisoners, which they have long been promised. For several nights follow- ing the raid on the Monarchia, sang: ary conflicts took place in some of the principal Lisbon cafes between bands of armed defenders of the Por- tuguess republic and people suspected of being members of the Integralista faction of royalists. This faction does not recognize former King Manuel as its .head but supports Dom Nuno Duarte, a boy.of 12 years. Oldest Graduate : Of College Celebrates ...Ninty-Sixth Birthday Raleigh, N, C., Feb. 15—Dr. A. B. Hawkins, of this city, who celebrated his 96th birthday on January 25, be- sides having been for years the oldest living graduate of the University of ity to be established in America/ is director in the United States. Dr. Hawkins,.who is one of the wealthiest men here, has been a mem- vor of tne boara of directors of one of the largest banks cf Raleigh for more than thirty years, during which cime he has missed but few of its meet- ings, always taking an active interest in the direction cf the policies of the institution. He is now in splendid 2 yndition, retaining all of his faculties. In addition to his bank duties, Dr. Hawkins personally looks after his large real estate and other holdings in this state and in Florida. Born in Franklin county on January 25, 1825, Dr. Hawkins graduated from the University, of ‘North Carolina, in 1845, the ar year that James K. Polk, ai glumulis: of this institution, was inaugurated president of the Unit- ed States. He completed his studies at the Jefferson Medical College, Phil- adelphia, Pa., receiving his M. \D. de- | gree in 1847, thus making him one of the oldest alumnus of this college. He practiced ‘medicine in North Carolina for a number of years after finishing college and then moved to Florida. but returned to this state about 44 years ago and has since made his home in Raleigh. ;1)° j ‘Dr. Hawkins wité, who'tHed several years ago, was the daughter of Gen- eral William Bailey, a veteran of ithe | war of 1812 and the Indian wars in Florida. Se eal | How to Make Pine Cough Syrup at Home “You know that pine is used in nearly all prescriptions and remedies for coughs. peculiar elements that have a remark- able effect in.soothing and healing the membranes of the throat and chest. Pine is famous for this purpose. igs: Pine cough syrups are combinations of pine and syrup. The “syrup’ part is usually plain sugar syrup. To make the best piae souh remely that. money can buy, put 2% ounces of Pinex ine pint bottle, and fill up with home-made sugar syrup. Or you can use clarified molasses, honey, or corn syrup, instead of sugar syrup. Either way, you make a full pint—more then you can buy ready-made for three times | the money. It is pure. good and very pleasant—children take it eagerly. You can feel this take hold of a couch or cold in.a way that means business. The cough may be dry. hoarse and tight, or may be persistently, loose from the formation of phlegm. The cause is the same—inflamed membranes—and this Pinex and Syrup combination will sto} it—usually in 24 hours or less. Splendid, téo, for bronchial asthma, hoarseness, | prompt effect upon coughs. ihe Beware of cubst tutes, | or_any ordinary throat ailment. Pinex is a highly concentrated com- | pound of genuine Norway pine extract, and is famous the world over for its Ask > ysur | aruggist for “24, ounces of Pinex” with | directione, and don’t accept anything j else. Guaranteed to give absolute satis- | faction or money refunded. The Pinex 'Co, Ft. Wess lad 3 en North Carolina, the first state univer-, also probably the oldest active bank | ‘The reason is that ‘pine contains several - -