The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 9, 1921, Page 6

a4 May © Compe, Etc.,” » PAGE SIX First Lover’s Kiss Lingers Always in the Memory. “New Hones May Bloom and Days but’ That - Sweetness Never Fades. It was before your voice and your nerve had developed sufficiently to permit you to ask Dorothy Doremus if you could take her'to chureh prayer | meeting nights,.snys ‘a writer in- the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, It was after you had foresworn your small-boy scorn of all woman- kind under forty to ihe extent of per-+ mitting Dorothy to walk home with you when meeting was over. And then one night the Lewis girls!| &aye_ a party and you were invited. Dorothy was there, and she had on | something pink. It was—well, it was | ike the haze that lingered about. the new-born Aphrodite, though, of/course, considerably’ opaquer. wf Right there, Got or Satan, or may- be the old Adem that lies deep in each | of us, whispered 4a your ear a .inest universe-sv ng suggestion. “Kiss hi something said. her on the way home.” Right there, with your eyes on the 4 slender figure if pink, you swore you | would. Your heart hammered in your. throat when you asked if you could gee her home, and she said you could, with a smile that made it skip four beats en- tirely. You didn’t talk much as you walked | through the scented night together, | “Kiss | MARJORIE VOORHEES " clamorous with insects singing in the starlight. Your mouth Was dry and | once wice you: thought she yas | watching you out of the corners of her | eyes and smiling, v | Oh, Eve! | At last you stoodial t her gate. What | made you stand/thete, too, waiting | while you stammered inane things and | shuffled your feet and Wondered if she | couldn't hear the poudding of your! heart? “Well,” you said at last, sort of gruff ly. “Guess I'll haff to say goodnigh “Goodnight,” sheSaid, but she didn’t | move, i You took her hand. There never | was a braver deed. | Then madness and a tidal wave of | enormous force and, power over. , whelmed you.’ Your face was on fire | and your hands were freezing, and | some one had. hit you in the back of | the head with’a beseball bat and the | Stars in their courses were singing to- | gether. | You had kissed her and the little | boy who had been was gone forever. Where is she’ now? you wonder | Sometimes, ‘And does she know that | no one has ever pald her a leaner, | fresher, purer tribute than did that | little boy, long ago in the starlight? | To this-day you can smell the fra- grance of her hair, —_— Back to Primitive Times. Shortage of Daper, ‘during the. war and sipce, stated t the cistom of chalk- ing advertisements and © announce- ments of events on, walis and pave- ments, the Manchester’ (Eng.) Guard- jan asserts. The practice is increasing and promises to become permanent. Printers must be suffering in conse- quence—people will not go-to the ex- pense of ordering Dosters ff they think | a piece of chalk and a conventent wall or flagstone. Will do as well. During the*recent ‘municiphl elee- tions in this city some candidates ap- peared to be dispensing with ters, In one instance it was ann ad in big letters in blue pencil on thp walls of a drinking: Place that a’ cahdidate would address\a certain club’ there. Members were cordhifly invited. to be present, and there folfowed the arrest- ing. announcement, also in blue pencil, “Drinks free!" But of course, it is by no means cer- tain that t last fnformatinén came from the wi of the earller part of the aynouncement. i For Guillible People Only. “Arthur B. Reeves in the World's Work: “Quite the,climax of the many wildcat schemes of London. specula- tors a generation ago was the organ. ization of a company such as may never he heard of again in this cos- mic folly. Bear in mind’ that ‘the offi- cers of this new. corporation were stormed by would-be investors, that/a miniature riot‘ took placefn the Hea i ing in question. Remember that for. A subscription to a. £100 shkre a deposit | of £2 was required, and that the entire issue of stock subscribed for. | Then note the project ag announced by \ the promoter, » falm and cool gentle- | man whose namé’ ahd person alike es- | caped the authorities—‘A company for carrying on an undertaking of great | advantage, but no one to know what tis". ‘ ‘| { Zine in the Human Body, { In his researches at the Pasteur In- | stitute in, Paris Prof. Delezenne has | discovered, according to the Scientific American Monthly, that zine is’an es- | sential and permanent constituent. of ; the human body. The metal exists in) all organs, although in rather small | percentage, about 0.0001 by weight.) The weight is variable, the ‘highest | proportion being found in the nerygus | centers; for example, the brain jor | the thymus. When ‘it is remembereg | that the chemical operations of uutri- flen are also connected, with the trans- formation of the nucleic acids, ity weems pre le that zine is one of:the | mest necessiry agents in the growth ot | the body. ¢ / | The moat powerful governor in all! China, Chang tso -lin, of Manchuria, is an ex-bandit. Columbia University has: a “Come; Back Club” for members who were disabled in the World War, \Prains Her Pitching~Arm Like Babe Does His “Homerun” Eye ’ 2 §(N. E. A. Stall Special.) a Asbury Park, N. Js, Feb. 9.—Horsi |shoes hold the biggest interest ‘os Miss Marjorie eer. She’s the champ. v Won the national Woman's ho: shoe pitching title at Akron, O., ,last | August. Training ‘her pitching drm is} a ‘business. Even Walter. Johnson does, {not take as much pains in condition’ ing his pitching arm as site. “Tm going to win again at St. Pet~ ersburg, Fla., on Feb. 22,” she says» “if training can do it. “You can’t ring’ them~unless you develop ‘brains; in your arm. “Here's \how I train to pitch horse- shoes: “Swim every day. “Shower bath and mat morning. “Discard corsets. “Pitch hundreds of shoes daily. “Concentrate on throwing’ ringers. “Think I am, going to win. \f every, ™~ | GIRL CHAMP AFTER RINGERS! THAT HAPPY: DAY. “Eat when and what I want. BAN ON HEADLOCK AMUSES CHAMP’S DOCTOR WIFE Ny N\A A eae Een IA A at makes a lot of things for a girl to renfember. { vs Inherited Skill, “They say I’ve got a natural eye But I think part bf my ability. at both horseshoes and quoits is*due to heredity. - ry , “My grandfather, avhom everybody alls ‘Uncle Bill’ ing, ef South Plainfield} Jn oN xpert at both. ! “Father, mothers auntie ahd wicle ‘eontd ring’ ’em, too.” Mis¥ Voorhees has a! knack of do- ing anything that requires skill with eye and arn. <a She plays. a good game of poul. After af week's practice with the cuc she cleaned the boards in one run. She,also bowls, plays tennis and shodts, a rifle well. ! Her ae for throwing are: Look at the hub 40 feet away. Swing the shoes with a full arm swing. Start swing a foot. below the hip. Hold shoe with thumb and index finger. « Make the shoe turn tho and one: halt times "ds it travels. ./ Make it land flat two indhés’ in front of the hub. Open part of shoe engages the hub. “If you have a natural aptitude to do one thing, stick to it.” she, says: a ringer Moe i Seat $0,000 or Jessi’ - Jack ‘Britton rdn‘six miles in the * ‘-mud and slush while training to meet | Ted (Kid) Lewis, ,in earnest. |) | 1 \ o— BON B. Leonard gan make 135 for Tend-| . = jer or 145 for Britton, Betwixt ‘and | between. _ | Greasy Neale: ee to Philadel phia because of ‘bleacher fans’ white Shirta, l Cenk } Eppa Rixey will coach pitchersbat ; Willam and Mary's College. He'll | teach tem, in Garry and Pat's univer: | sity of Reds jalen is FIRST aiGN HERE. re Though air is chill and skies are drear| know blamé well that spring Is.near;. e got the sign which cannot fail— 7 My baseball Paes came in the mail. ila Marin Plestina thinks his head is { headlock proof::. , —o— Boston Braves’. will ‘start beach “combing, at Galveston, ‘March |14, —o— Babe Ruth names his favorite sport @eer hunting. ‘Truth is Bambino Aer s best what he's doing at the, time. tO “So far they. haven't ewe out whether’ the Yankees’ new how! will, ae A Carl Mays ‘believes Hugging made a } mistake in sending Lefty O”Doul back | Ho the coast. So.does Letty. | ay |e | Clarence Mitebgll, Dodgers’ star | pitcher,, would ike a tryout at. Arst | base. * pitedourg fans 5 believe “their team | is a sure thing sinceMaranville has ‘taken the Pirate oath of allegiance. | A —o— Barney (Dreyfuss .pauses to remark| that all Pittsburgyneeds is. hustle. “ =0— \ THE REAL DOPE,, Boil all the dope’on sport events Bown ‘to the corey” And of them allJ'U take for-niine , The plain Hox score. ‘A ’ GIVE THE BOYS A DAY! rh a ° parks‘is winning supporters. | A, J. Olmsted and. J. H.‘Hassermann, | Brooklyn, are trying to,put the idea over. Boys under a certain age would be} admitted free to all parks:on clean during July and:August. The kiddies are basebail's assets of! tomorrow. ‘Both. future players and fans must| come from their ranks. It. would . give;.tree- climbers. and knothole-peekers. slose Ne of the) game they love. ”* ‘Judge Landis is? baek of ‘the fre day for the boys..:)./ = The reason the judge-.tackled the biggest job in yaseball was to save the game: for the youngsters! ‘Boys’: Day!” ‘There's. ae aradment against it. ‘ GROH BATS BINS HARD. Cincinnati, 0: 'Feb:. -9.—Heinie | Groh’s batting eye is! good on thelf bowling alleys. He ghot-at the Day: ton tourney. In the: city. journainent he. totaled 686. stling Champ’ Yaésn’t Mind Hubby’s Head Grip i ‘| Grip Prodyees Sleep But Leayes wite. No Bad After Effects, She \ “Says, ey se E. As Staff- Spore). San“ Jose, Cal., Feb. : 9—Agitation against ‘the headlock hola’ in wrest- sane Lewis’; doctor ling amuses > “It's -the mi t)-effective—yet mest harmless—of. all. wrestling . holds.” says: Dr. Ada Scott-Morton-Lewis. Before the Strangler became cham- pion with the use of the head grip *he had ‘his’ wife analyze its elteet ‘on victims. 4 “1 explained! to my- husband: that he Ba Sr Se \it was impossible to. crack.a skull! rot yo by. human pressure plied,” she says, “T ae him to sofahead, and de velop He has. $ * St produces sleep. ‘with after-éffect “And if this lock, which he ‘bas learned to use 100 ‘percent el irowlarly ap- ge (The champion is’ tive | A Hone wwreatling champ. an huabend.” 4 Gey retard the ven: ous: circulation. 3 Passive hyperemia. of the brain produces narcosis, a form: of ‘ans ‘esthesia, |. The brain goes to shieep. It first’ produces numbness. Then follows.stupor and uncon- *seiousness . if applied long enough. AS. soon as pressure is released | circulation wakes the brain up: No marked after-effects result. * Injuries are-due not to the lock but tothe struggle of vic-~ “tims to get free. "Dr. Lewis regards the scissors hola jas applied by Joe Stec! her ‘mue! | @angotous. “Stecher can break a sack of grain open at both ends with his leg hold,” she says, ~ i“He can make a horse My down by lambing his legs around is body. “Boys’ Day” weekly at. big league) — af is my more. LETTING THE CHIPS By Carrier in Bismarck, per month. .... . By. Mail.in Bismarck, per month. ,. By Mail outside City Limits and in state at large, a year : BEY dey aie Nh ahs Ss Se S500 Outside North Dakota, per year.......5......0: $6.00 isn't? barred there never’ will be but MUNIN HTT HOTGUiUONAeQEOOEUOVOUONNHEENREESUOAOTROEAGUHUOVOUEUOUUUHOneeenREUUanagnnetvoavaaeenneetanneaaHanetat | lin a | ‘ “The-frait, bony ‘structare of the chest and body cannot withstand such | “Tt préssure. “It is posyble to fracture a man’s! leg by applying the toe hold: “The headlock does’ look shastly: though. “People don’t understand that it } simply going to sleep without \ to: éffects or injuries to the brain. “There are no scientific objections being raised against my husband’s hold “He’s_simply ahead of the rest of the wregtlers beoause he perfected a hold wiftch ‘they all knew about but didn’t. develop. oes a BOB WAS 75 KAYOS Now. New Orléans. Feb. 9—When Bob, Martin scored.a technical kayo over Marty Burke it was his 75th sleeper. allons a rhonth} the _From 800,000 amount of liq erage purposes has leaped-to * 7" Jacobson {a one of the4 r used for poy . JACOBSON UP rae FOR: TRADE li a “(Ne ‘BE. A, Staff Special.). 8t, ‘Louis, Feb; 9—Owning a Babe doesn’t satisfy the ‘New York Yankees, - “Phey want a “Baby. Dol” foo. | ' \ ’ |\aihegins is engineering a thre e-¢or- | nered“deal that miay ‘take William “Baby Doll” Jaocbson, star St. Louis’ Brown outflelder and slugger, to New | ork.’ most feared i batters in Ahe American League. He | hits in the pinches. ‘His bat has ariv-| jen many runs. | “Here’s the paty, Doll's” 1920 rec:, | ord. | Fintehed fifth $6: sister in batting. | Scored 97 runs. Made 216 hits, of which 34 were dow-. | dles, 14 triples and 9 home runs. ‘Drove ie 122 runs, 7 FIND CORNER. me IN GARDEN 1 { |, New York, Feb. NS There's a jinx {gorner in Tex \Richard’s Madison | Sqdare Garden ring, | t's the ‘southeast corner. | Out of four championship fights but one boxer hag withstood the seutheast corner jinx. / Joe Lynch sat in ‘it and lifted the | bantam title ‘from Pete"Herman. But . | here’are the losers:* | Joe Welling, kayoed by Benny Leon- ard in 14 rounds. Bill Brennan, sprawled by! Dempsey 4 12. Richié Mitchell, stopped by Leonard in sik. ‘Naturally there will be no mad scramble for the jinx corner, by-box- ers in the. tature, ‘Back Hurt? ‘When the kidneys do not property do at their work or purjiy the blood waate produc / Main in the 6} “ theamatic cles, swollen pointe, at hack anc similar 6 |* regulate and restare the healthy, normal action of kidnevé and bladder, bringing / clean blood and better health, with free: dom from aches and peins. . ae George, Hudgins, Bennington, Vt., writes: was attacked with lumbago anid aateted pees agony. [had @ severe osia Scrose my back and at times could not dress or undress myself | was advised to iske Foley Kidney Pills far my tro Aitee taking thi for e lew days the pave in tny back left re and f have not bad any lumbago | 000 gallons a month. , You: frequently hear it said i in some such Way as this: LAW hat I object to, and white I think’ too many news- papers. av avoid thelr-responaibility é is printing’ opinions:as "news: 3 for then they takeaway from the public, that must’ depend upon the newspaper for the major part ofitsin- \ formation, the basis for founding thet independent opinion without which the best progress is impossible.” \ A newspaper's first function is to print thernews. 5 é “Its views are of secondary importance, but news is the chicf-commodity which the reader ‘bay ~The Tribune’ 8 Policy | iato carry the news: to the people every: evening without fear or favor i in local, state and \*national affairs. | IT HAS NO POLITICAL AMBITIONS 10 SERVE. , “aT IS THE: nin OF NO VESTED INTER- ° \ 4 , _. 4/7 INTENDS TO BE | INDEPENDENT. 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