The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 2, 1921, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE OS ED | TS Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second : Class Maiter. GEORGE D. MANN : Editor Foreign Representatives Jat the bottom of the trees waiting for the fruit to drop. There being no profit in that sort of, thing, the magical monster undertook to make the trees grow back to their old levels. He was unable to make them come down as quickly as BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUN ee THE ORATOR | ” To SEE MY SHADOW NoT TO SEE IT. THAT 1S oR bank, state or national, would have closed its doors, and thrown it into the bankruptcy court, failing to pay hail losses which the farmers have sustained, although they had paid for the protection of the hail. insurance. I repeat that it fs a crime for the state under these conditions, to spend ; G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY achive they had gone up, but from day to day the igs f ywe Question THAT 1S aver. acquarter ota rallligas Adtara CHICAGO ver Bld, are shrinking. p ‘ AGITATIN TH MINDS OF of the taxpayers money in invitations z,Mlarquette Bide. NE, BURNS AND SMITH ge Bice) And yet so startling are some of the price} | MILLIONS OF PEOPLE + DAY: to homossekers tron other states anid NEWYORK - - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. |changes that already have occurred, that any ten-| 1 Wily HANG ‘THIS WEATHER OH countrle0i o in ae ur financial & Let the state first establish itself pce ted EO ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use year-old boy can reminisce interestingly, like anj ” ME? VE IT'S Hoy, COLD, MOIST. tor publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise | old inhabitant. ; | Lor DRY. 1 GET TH BLAME clally. provide for the interests and ited in this paper and also the local news published} = <\Vel],” he says, with the retrospective gaze ! ANYWAY. IM NO DRUGGISTS principal of its securities as all other ~-berein. ‘All rights of publication of spocial dispatches herein are algo reserved. Ce a MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION to send me around to all the groceries lookin’ lcorner mouthing about big busin: EA tape baal RATES PAYABLE IN ADVAN Oe for some!” | Give “EM j and Wall street, knows that. w! carrier, YOO .ncceveseseee oe . i r 4 tl led dt call big busi Daily by mail, Ter year (in Bismarck) . 9720| At least there was always something to talk) FITS, OLTIMER | and Wall street, et a more, tr Dail: mail, per year (in state outside Biimarck. “6.00 Daily B mail, butside of North Dakota. ++ 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Ep FAMOUS FEBRUARY BABIES Maybe you are one of the persons who cele- brate birthdays in February. If so, you already know that the shortest of months is the greatest of birthday months. To those others, who were not fortunate of a grandfather, “I kin remember when sugar was 80 cents a pound! And sometimes there; was none to be got anywhere! And my ma used) about besides the.weather in those old high-price ; days. i WHAT, NOT EQUIPPED? | “You have no outfit, no capital to start with?! You are not equipped? Why, poor that yod are; you are.equipped as only the God of the whole! universe could afford to equip you.” i It is reported James H. Foster, Cleveland mil- | lianaire, said this to a young man. | Thirteen years ago, with no capital, but with! determination, Foster set out to organize a steel; ALManac, I Ainty § — - Mae \\ Wa UNCLE, GROUN HOG state and private corporations do, call off your blatant howlers against so- called big business and Wall street. Every man, whether he stands in your legislative halls, or upon the str | to exploit or control the goverfment | of North Dakota, than they are try | ing to exploit and control the planet | Mars, | When you have proven that the in- | terest and principal of every dol ‘invested in North Dakota securities is insured to the investor, then will | your securities: be gladly taken up | whenever offered in any market. Un- | til you do demonstrate by sane leg- ; islation that it is the intention of the | State to redeem every dollar's worth | of its securities at maturity, you can | Not sell a dollar’s worth of bonds or warrants to any sane investor. Every man, whether he be senator or representative, who does not ail’ enough to make their initial appearance on earth in February it may be as well to call at- 3 2 ‘tention to the fact that quite a few celebrated After a year's rebuff, he induced several busi-| + citizens first saw thé light of day in that month, |ness men to back his dream: to the extent of | For instance ;”” : : $105,000. : Horace Greeley, Aaron Burr, W. T. Sher- His small plant began by making bieyele: man; William Henry Harrison, Samuel. J. sprockets and automobile parts. |The first, Tilden, Thomas A, Edison, Abraham Lin- |month’s turnover was 10,000. ‘ | coln, Joseph Jefferson, George Washington, Its annual business today is $25,000,000 and | James Russell Lowell, Charles Cotesworth its organization includes the Cleveland Welding | Pinckney, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. |& Mfg. Co., the Hydraulic Steeleraft Co., and the | The February born insist that the shortest} Canton Sheet Steel Co., and Mr. Foster is only) month beats all other months in giving a long|41 years old. “ lead toward fame to its children. ‘in passing legislation necessary to re- | establish the state of North Dakot to the honorable position she former- ily held in the sisterhood of stat vill leave a heritage of shame to h | children, be derelict in his duty to his constituents, and a disgrace to his | State. fabricating plant. LoupER! LouDER! f \ 0 v + omerrigip tr HT, R. BONNY, | Lismarck, N, D. Jan, 29, 1921. o— = % ~~~ || SENATE BILLS present conditions in North Dakota, | 4% aise if the truth told regarding BILLS PAS those conditions, the department ef! go 33) 27—Chur immigration has ahout one chance in) of election offic! ten millions of inducing any one te’ hour, come into the state, and that cne, 89'S. B, 29—Van Camp“Extending induced would, be an undesirable cit- | time in which appropriation tor Pem- izen. for he would be of unsound: bina bridge may he expended. mind. Should it be that the commis-| §. B. 34—Thorson—Validating no- joner was speaking seriously, 1' tices commenced in official papers would suggest to him that among his! before Jan. 1, 1921. moving picture films he include the; S. B. 46 — Thorson—Increasing hail ruined farmers trying to sell} maximum prices for state printing. their 1919 hail warrants at 20 per. S. B. 41—Noltemeier and Ployhar— cent discount in 1921, it would be) Concerning park commissions. well to show that it is possible to! Biils Introduced. borrow the taxpayers money from the! S. B, 102-—-Ployhar---Providing that Bank of North Dakota at the rate of compensation of aldermen shall be $205’ per acre'on land to which they} fixed by ordinance but must not ex- have fo recorded title, . then show | ceed $5 for each council meeting. them the auction sales of farm lands} S. B. 103—Ployhar—Compelling because the farmers are unable to pay | city governing bodies to have official the excessive taxes, do not fail to pre-| notices published in papers which i] sent to ‘these prospective citizens the! they, designate. school houses, with the padlocks be-! S. B. 104—Miklethuy—Relating to ing kept off the doors by public sub-| fees. for registration of bonds. Oe eee ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS By Oliver Roberts Barton. | and, is bi an is Ay Is to 40 cents After the wicked Jinn had taken eway the Green Shoes and given the little Red Slippers of Forgetfilness instead, he changed his shape again. Thig time fre became a young man, the form he most pre‘erred. Then he| old woman who had made the act so much that he was actually smiling. Nancy took it for kindness. he had forgotten that they had worn the Magic Green Shoes when they entered the ice palace and.that t Downtrodden gold miners ask $10 more an| ounce for the stuff but they’ll get little sympathy The average man comes in contact wtih Shake-| from the movie fans who have seen them cutting | speare every day of his life. So thoroughly did| up in a western film. the Bard of Avon place his mark on the English = | language that today, 355 years after his death, (-—————$—————— rd hae of our eee ae our pattest say- EDITORIAL REVIEW. ings and even much of our slang we owe to him. Cheats ocaaioa NS Le eas cs {I Shakespeare is the one grand master of Eng-|] not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are lish and perhaps next to the Bible and possibly!| B5th""vides ef" important tats which ste: belag diss the -dictionaries, there are more volumes of |_umed '* te prese.of the Sey. Shakespeare than of any other English writing. : But of Shakespeare as originally printed there are, not enough volumes to make a fair-sized AN ARMFUL OF, SHAKESPEARE THE FUTURE CITY. This is a story twenty years before its time. cree ees pias ty pears es olcmary Z scriptions raised to pay the teachers! S. -B. 105—Garberg—Relating to There are in existence two copies of “Hamlet,” the practical brain of Prof. P. H. Holden of t ue salaries. while the state of North Da- | foreclosures of mortgages. Ns International Harvester, company. If yours is Hota has, or did have the’ greatest; -S. B. 106—Garberg—Giving cities one lacking. the title page, in the British museum, and the other lacking the last leaf, in this coun- try. Of “Venus and Adonis” there are 13 known copies of the first eight editions while. of “Titus Andronicus” there is but a single copy owned by a’ New York book collector. ; * These “super rarities” are called “quarto vol- umes” and-command prices slightly greater than the.ransom which might be asked: for “a: good, thongh slightly used, king. ‘ The “folio” editions, which came later, are very rare, too, though not as rare as the quartos. school fund of any state in the Union.' authority to condemn waterworks, an imagination as keenly alert as his you can Among the bulletins and other ma-| S. B. 107—Garberg—Defining pri- terial to be furnished these prospec-| vate property which can be taken by sit with him ih his office and see— 5 t | vate ’ A city without chimneys. se | Eee of Nera Dakoie at the: prawehe ine, |. Be, By. lse-Carbarg- Relais A city without smoke and soot, a city with The Jinn changed hig' shape again this time into that of a young man. under no citeumatance: fal) to: ines ngeheee aa peru hy ciltes. k oy ildi clude a.copy of the audit. just made; - B.,..109—Bond—Requiring sink- streets and buildings as clean as a hound’s) oy ty wick, . “What have you iti, change had disappeared, by Bishop, Brissman & Co. of the ing funds of state to be deposited in tooth. $ : the little carved box?” he asked, al-| “Yes,” nodded the wicked Jinn, “L| various so-called state industries, it; tae banks, trust companies or na- } A city without coal bins and coal yards and| though he knew perfectly well tnat| gave them to you and you may keep | Will give them a clear vision of the! onal banks. coal wagons and coal cars. |it held the children's most precious} them as long as ¥ : splendid one hundred percent business * * r “Thank you,” efficiency shown by the present state A city with playrooms in the basement of oSSiek Tooked down in surprise at the) ‘round. “This i homes, a city where white collars put on in the; administration in their managemen' box. he was still clutching tightly. should like to of the Drake mill, the Home Build- i i at he had it. “f “Then you certainly may,” nodded morning can be worn without shame to the thea-| He had forgotten that be Had, | tre in the evening. ing association, the elevator at Grane, I don’t know,” he said slowly. “Nancy,| the Jinn. “I shall see to that. Now,| Forks. the compensation bureau, and jdo you know what it is? Where did| give me your box and J shall put it F A city where furnaces and boilers have gone| the way the mahogany bar is now passing. to + Sa aoe rs | __HOUSE BILLS | ov loosing a nice-place and t . New Bills. ‘ House bill %., R. J Boyd—Provid- ing chy comn.ssion or counal, by | three-fourtus vote, may advance not_ to exceed 85 per cent of the value to ‘contraciors cn account of material | purchased by concractor and paid for, that Gibra of finance, the Bank of North D. with its over worked rubher stamp, “Iegaliy Draw The time rived when, insted of sinking $200,000 more in the immi- y caretuly in my strong safe.” Without a word Nick handed — tt over, ile had not ony forgotten that it contained the precicus Map, the 1 get it?” \ ‘But Nancy was as much’ puzzled as ther brother, “I don't remember, Nickie,” she said, ‘Perhaps it isn't MAKE HIM AMBASSADOR! For ambassador to England—or any other high diplomatic post—General Coxey! Coxey believes in “open diplomacy” and. prac- tices it. Some of Coxeyis brand of open diplo-|, macy would help our diplomatic service. Coxey was among the “best minds” who con- ferred with Harding shortly before the presi- dent-elect left for straw-hat land. | In short, a city lighted and heated by elec- tricity generated at the coal mines and distrib-| uted to the habitations of man over-high tension, wires. A visitor to Professor Holden’s office had this model city spread out for his inspection simply | by putting the query. “What, sir, do you be- | PEOPLE'S FORUM lieve to be the principal defects in our present '* ours.” and her own. slippers to us?”, she asked, tur an eager face to’ the Jinn, who was enjoying the success of his last wi anne eee ATTACKS’ PROGRA Then she noticed Nick's feet | “Did you give these oS =) Golden Key and the ‘Language Charin, but he had forgotten why he had them, Nancy, tco, nad never a thought of their errand. (Copyright, 1921, 'N. E, A.) RR eee peoples of those countries about pres- ent conditions in North De oe The gentleman must certainly have ; been speaking facetious! it must fe ent of gration fiasco, the department of im- present. at least, and the unexpended hatance in its possession put to hetter purpose. It is a crime, with the state in the financial condition that it is. With a of the so-called industrial prog fallen flat. the Bank of North Dal {ta dishonoring drafts. when the | drafts were drawn upon funds depos- ited in. that bank on open or check io) migration should he cies7d up, for the, ae! tor Chy wo:k. Municipal corporations. House bill 98, R. J. Boyd—Providing city may pay at least 90 per cen. or city engineer's estimate on ccntrac- tor’s estima us the work progresses. Municipar jorations, : ‘House biil v9, Anderson.of Griggs— Amending tees of notaries, providing new schedule, Judiciary. idouze bill 10J, Roy Johnson—De- fining “crimini1 syndicalism,” mak- ing ic a felony and providing punisa- be assumed that the dey immigration would not disseminate anything but the truth regarding the system of coal distribution?” : hae nee: “Of course,” explained Professor Holden,| as aa of thé Honorable Jon “what I have in mind is Utopian, but it is that) 1. Worst, commissioner of immigra- toward which we are rapidly being driven.” It|ton for, the state Sort ane | can le proved practicable, I think, I should $126,090.40 from the 7th day of Auge | \hink the president of the United States would 1919. to she B18 aa ee 1920.) start a movement to have the experiment made, |" pe Private enterprise, perhaps, could be induced to’ ment of not more than $500 fine or two years’ i:nprisonment. State at- fairs. House bill 101-—Bill carrying appro- priations. Referred to committee on delayed bills, |” House ngaard (by re- quest)—Provid: 1 district shall be liable for tui pupils of dis- trict going to model high school ja another district, but that consent of otticers of d.sirict liable must first Other “best minds” had arrived and departed in heavy silence. Not Coxey! ; He rushed over to his hotel and wrote a frank “piece” for the papers, telling what he said and what Warren said and all about it. It was more news about “front porch” confabs than we have seen since Harding was elected. account, the bank committing in numerable acts, which in amy other BY CONDO EVERETT TRUE Leaving stions of dollars ‘the calculation, that. report show i that it has cost the taxpayers of tt Among other things, Coxey quoted Harding as put up prizes for the first electrically operated, | orite $9.000 per month, $360 per da pliers) of istrict lie follows: / heated and lighted city in the country, the power | allowing twenty-five working day BILLS KILLED ON’ COMMITTEE the month. $45 per hour, figuring ow REPORT, ON. HOOVER—That appointment has caused, t¢ be generated by coal burned at the source of an aight-h me more trouble than all the others combined, | Production, the mines: | minute for : Great pressure has been brought to put him in “With such a system we should never lack for! result of this exppallfure of the tax- and also,not to put him in.” (light and fuel because of poor transportation or | eyes jatniera sere ow aeKe| ON POPULAR REFERENDUM—“With my railway labor trouble, or House bill 46, regarding release of chat.el mortgages. .nuefinite!y post- poned. | House bill 65, requiring sterilization of razors in barber saops, Indefinite- ly postponed. CONCURRENT RESOLUTION. ’ cents per | The net) y one of the many for $200,000 more. Together. with an experience in-legislation in Ohio and in the Sen-, t#i2gs that now prevent distribution of coal at a) et Se aE ante ae | Introduced by J. J. Strain; aks in favor vi ‘yeasonable price. T vas Y which | ty 379! Ha hate nat on tes congress to seek — constitutiona ate, I'am not in favor of having the people vote price. The waste of fucl, for which! tat of $273,409.60, for the coming twe SS ee ee | vice president elected by direct vote. | Adopted. ‘Senate concurent. resolution (Pat- terson); memorializing congress to { provide aid for farmezs between Min- | nesota and ‘Rocky mountains in pur- | chasing seed ang fed for season 1921. Adopted. BILLS ON THIRD READING, H, BR. 58, providing that on crop mortgage notice of liens must be given ators shall not on‘amendments or laws. Where they have voted the results have not been satisfactory.” Not satisfactory to whom, Warren? we Americans are notorious, would be ‘eliminat-! years campalen, gins ju the tees a: | I i ‘ : 4 ote, the fact that the farmers is 7 fed! In time to come we shall unquestionably i are today without money. without look to electricity for heat and power to the ex- seed, without ercdit, and the state is | clusion of everything. It may be a number TE eee ae ee atthe: immi- ALICE IN PRICELAN. years coming, but nothing, I believe, can prevent) gration bureau to: maintain a man in Nati i : | Washi D. C, have we not two! The National Industrial Conference Board;!* Bee eee eee tea cond earaniltitec cate * reports that in four, months there has been’ a’ drop of 5.6 per cent. in the average pric a haynessed and energy thus taken int hand will terests of > “By ally wi : " J ‘Eventually we shall have all. water power! gressmen there to look ‘itor the in rth Dakota? Mr. Worst’s} es of r of i = . . s ‘ jreport shows that the gentleman > elevat number of important food and clothing articles, | S¥PPlement power developed fem bryning coal! gepartment is mafiitaining’ in. W be held liabie to lien holders. an- / not devoting his ¢ definitely postponed, 54 to 43. ; ington, D. C. |tire time to the interests of the im | migration bureau of the ‘state i | North Dakota, but is drawing |from a political party,’ in addition to Looking back six months the average house- | 2 the mines. In time there will be power houses holder feels like an Alice coming ‘out of a Won out on the lake storing power generated from the . derland of High Prices. He wonders how he got) Waves. ; ‘ in so deep that he thought he never, never would “When that time comes electricity will drive; the salary. paid hin thie. 8th get out. jall our factories. It will heat our buildings and| What part of his fime does he dev And'what a terribly thrilling, interesting time! homes. When we wish-heat, we shall press a but-|‘® the interests of his ae ond what we all had in the woods, .as Alice would have! t°? 48 We now turn on the electric light. It will eet nn? spree ea . said. There was that ravenous old monster Greed|"°t be necessary then to heat an entire building| In a purported interview with the bossing the forest and with his magic wand caus-|i" order to get one room warm. presse taper aetna a a : Cities will be! tion, appearing in the public pres: ing the Sugar Trees and the Shoe Trees and the! ™Uch cleaner and more healthful, and the people! of January 27th, 1921, this language | NOURISHMENT is Nature’s first aid to ihe body in times of k weakness. Teo HAVE A TeBONG STEAK, A BPAKED SPUD ANDO A Dose OF MOCHAS You CAN Do ALE THAT Fipoune AROUND AFTER MY OROCER'S IN THE -| Scott's Emulsion unsurpassed in purity Ciothse Trees and the Rent Trees to grow up into who dwell in them will be happier because they) a aenceculgive “bh ne Dagbahtin HEIC HEN: |] and goodness, is the clouds, over night. +, [are healthier. We shall say good-by to smoke| make a tour of Norway and Swede: | | jourishment in a form 3 But he made them grow too high, so that foks| 4 soot with an eayy conseence.”—Chicagy saute vt movin, pate 3 || Ghat seldom fais, § Scott & Bowne, Bloorafisit, N. J. 219 | SPEDE EDEN CEES » lother material which will inform the; just quit trying to reach their branches and stood! Daily News.