The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 26, 1921, Page 6

England is looking for some one ‘ to take Joe Beckett’s place. Who'd be a doormat? wr —0-2 elf, Babe Ruth: is ‘broke John D: is just ordinarily well-to-do. ~0=— Being broke like Bambino . Don't pat you on a cruteh— ‘When you -haye a hundred “grand” Five thousand lost ain't mach. —o— : Horemans has broken’ Hoppe’s Bos- ton record of 302 high run for pocket shooting. The Belgian rang up 325. Om According to Secr y McQuade of the Giants, his club has made no re- cent offers for Hornsby or Maranvill2: Maybe McQuade doesn’t do all of Me- Graw’s correspondence, _ George Owen of H. ddie Mahan ms have pre stafs in three hockey and “bas arvard is more BEEN AN ny. one the ATHLETE ft ve, Ha vior gports—football, \—~; ill. o-- pre and Bill Brenan ton Harbor. 0 anyw ut will be “We'll and the Kearns. oe “Goodby, ring!"—Dempsey after he cleans up Bill man and puts the crown on the shelf. \ ) The baseball storm closed like an Experts Pick St. open winter. o- Ou Ray Schulk is a good catcher, He caught some of the baseball magnates in Chicago wid sold ‘em insurance. =o= Clark Griffith is going to appoint a manager fr his ball club soon George McBride attended the Ch festival. 'Nuff sed. 0 (N. Jack Dillon’ is at Hot Springs in went of winning. search of health. He'll try to come McGowan has won the elimination back in the ring. etal contest from Norval Baptie, Or Dakota skate crack. ma a Three” in football on jine,” the coast. ton haven't much.on ‘en, either, Just at ~0-— i. Beating Bapti Jack Dunn wouldn't swap his ball,| for the club for the Brooklyn pennant win- | McGe ners. since he ef USUTAGATEGOREAAIEOUESEGUEAUNATRIOUETERAHEAOUACODNNUEHED THIET | \for profiteering.”"—Louisville Courier- | Journal. ps2 : ee pears HE'S ALWAYS | feating. the. Luende! WHAT WAS THAT “ THAT WENT BY Ff skate Mathieson e, pick ‘the St. "Paul boy, to, be the ext Rie aie pro ‘champion: are full “ing jn Brooklyn. He is charged with | The en “he eat on grown and e's confident. JUST JOKING TS SAE Artic, apion amateur ice skater, ps alter grace, ‘His cheeks are pijied warmth of exercise plus the excite- | By winning: the inter ing meet at “Lake ‘PMc ;wier McGowan copped, the Sub‘Editor—A, akin wishes to know why. they white-wadsh the in-| side of a henhouse, ++ HAitor—Tell “him it's to ‘keep the, hens from picking: the: grain out of; there the wbod.—Boston Transcript. His recent, yin over Baptie at St. well on his way to | she promised you." Paul puts him? world. pro honors, aces were part of a series of California, Stanford and Washing- “vm $1 bese going right up the Ce ats s being he! 7 to ‘cleat Yale, Harvard and Prince- | “T've got fe fear of Bobby McLean. | Warmup: Wings” Full Grown Bobby last to Mathies id champion, last winter on the “What's the play?” ‘ ychant of Venice.” I think he was hauled up Yout Never Know It. Golfer (apologetically to caddie) — | Missed again! Shows I'm out of prac- | 1 tice—eh? | | Caddie—Oh,.. you’ ve: ‘played before, | then t-Cinelis ap dnajirer. | ; imple nie, Addition. in cee Willie, if I give you | | five rabbits and then: four more, how | many would you have? * a Willic—Ten. rhea aaa do you make that | Willie Wellit iyave one.at home at | sok yan ¥ri ett rohldle. Yea! ‘Fickle is, F tel’ Esperanto ‘and Man ' schooner of. the. seas- for. sale cheap. 4 Man.a’. “War = king of all horses ot the jurf—can’t be bought for all the world's gold. Esperanto last. fall won the, inter- | national fishing fleet speed races o! ri | (Halifax. ‘he queen schooner goes on the! block. valued at $25,000. The, Baperanto ee glory by. de- erg schooner—Del- awant, Phe Gor,on-Pew Vessels Co. | will junk the ence er to build a faster, | one-to race this yea The explanation, of. ‘the difference in| | Values is simpl>. The Esperanto ig 2! | thing. Man o’ War is. life—and his | speed will live forever through his” | Sons, MED WEARLN: APRONS san: | vo |, State College, Pa--Men of Penn, n he'll 80 | state are taking a ¢ urge _in-cooking, ; New York.—Lee Hing is the first! Chitidtoan ever arrested for shoplift- ) tolding. 15 pairs of silk gloves. Not /Afraid of the Darkness. “You've been a real good hoy tod pared t manima 3 “Well,” sib Artie, “as Pse been sueh a sood } ‘on't be any need to both s tonight,- will tl in? my y Aunt Pin Sammy Bohie, coast recruit whom Cincinnati, bought for $17,500. has crowded a lot of the boys back ie the L minor: o” War F’rinstance! (oston—Eaparanto queen racing | remarked his aunt, as he pre - | | | | CHIC HARLEY Chie Harley ‘may. add the. Dixie? "| shift to his famous “Harley shift.” He has been offered the job of head football coach by. the University of Tennessee. Last fall Chic was assistant “coach at Ohio. State, the school where he won his All-America honors: as half- back, The “Harley shift” is now a by. word “in football. It’s Chic’s ‘dwn copyright. He taught it to Pete Stincheomb last year. It was a winner for Ohio. Tennessee wants Chic to give them a whole team ae Stinchcombs next year. He graduated Fromm the Buckeye school in 1919. Chic was one of the game’s great- est as a player. He ought to make the same kind of a coach. (N. Ei A. Staif Special.) Akron, Ohio, Jan.“26.—A tire con- * cern eStimates. there are 9295,252 autoes in the United States. This means an auto for every iis persons. Virginia increased the number of its auto$ 51 per cent last year. Suchien, China, Jan. 26—There isn't a single auto iw this city. Thirty business men have combined to. buy two trucks. The natives saw net first auto a few weeks ago. "You'll Always Find” says the Good Judge That you ‘get more genuine satisfaction at less cost when you use this class of tabacco. 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