The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 13, 1921, Page 7

oe ‘ Possibly. ae Pea WANTED—MALE_ ARN BARBER TRADE—At the Mol ‘Harber College, Oldest institution Bole Kind, Established 1893. ‘Time and ex- (pense saved by our methods, free. Moler Barber. College 107. R. Nicollet intieapolis. “12. . AUTO'SCHOOL, LOS None better, Start ‘right, 7) Ly HELP. WANTED—FEMALE SMALL FAMILY OF ADULT ‘good. wages to girl competent to cook. and do general housework. Young in- Hak "Angeles. } yexbevenced girls need not apply. Mrs. bungalow. Buick . W. Roberts, 117 Main St. PI car goes for i eee Main Tet] $300... EB Vermillya, $16 Park FET ave: Phoné ‘679L. WANTED—Two % = waiter’) ys man cafe. 1-8-Iw. POSITION. WANTED © Stenographer desires position. Capa-. ble and accurate. Hight-years“ex-, _. Perience in law work. 7Address P. O. box 210, Fargo, Nuss ~1-12:6t No. ~1-12<5¢ FOR 25 HOUSES A ‘inp F FOR SALE—Brand new bungalow new bungalow in Riverview.on Rosser ‘street at a bargain. Six rooms and bath. Fur- nished. in, hardwuod, strictly mod- ern, Place, in basement for two carg will be sold at sacrifice price. Also house on North 13th street with ‘six lots, well and windmill, barn ‘for eight head of stock. Suit- able for persons wantipg to keep | ——— chickens and stock. Will be sold for cash at sacrificing price. Write P. 0. box 169 or call 119 1-2 3rd street after 7 o’clock in evenin; 1- W BOR SALE—Furniture and ‘band horn. Cheap if taken at once... 1 ladies’ writing desk, 1°French Horen Mel- ephone, 1 ‘four ‘section Macey book case, 1:large flat top Fischer grand ‘piano, 2 auto bodies, 1.ton express and roadster: box. “All articles/’ in ‘first class -condition. Call 1700° __Bowan St. 8. E. Phone 699 1-1 For Rent—Furnished house, 6 rooms, 413 Raymond St. ’ Phone 822X. J.C. Swelt. - 1-10-1wk. FOR SALE—7 room bungalow, iacia- ding 3 bedrooms, ‘east front, 60 foot lot, most of the floors are oak and balance hard wood, and garage It you ‘are ‘looking ‘for ‘a home, see me.—Geo, M. Register, . 1-7-1wk. A BARGAIN—4-room house with fur- niture, 75x150 ft. “lot ‘for . $2,000. Good location, Riverview. Phone 689X. 1,11-1wk HONEY FOR SALE--A No. ~10 Dail of Montana Honey delivered at ‘any P Office in North Dakota, $3.00 Gash with order. B. F. Smith, Jr. Hromberg, Montana. 12-15-1mo Wate ‘ The Proper Head. Fogg, who has been having: trouble with his flivver, “has “about, decided) that it ought to go into the “casualty, list under the head, “Missing in Ac- tlon.”—Boston’ Transcript. Ways of Politicians. “Some politicians,” said Jud Tun- t satisfied with the Inistakes 8, but appoint whole lot 0’ folks to ‘carry on the! work.” f !> Hatters say that the price of rabbit} skins Is likely to ruin the trade, Mean- while the mere act of getting the, skins, 1s apt to fuin the. rabbit. Lone ‘Star Realism. Furthermore, --we would ' rather keep ‘a skeleton in our closet than keep a fat man for a boarder.—Dal- las News. Brick Ouflaste Granite House. A well constructed brick house wilt outlast one bullt of ‘granite. State’s Proud Boast. Every town in Massachusetts bas a free public brary. ae? WERE BROTHERS Undertakers émbalmers 5 Licensed. Embalmer in ‘Charge DA\ rHONE 56 NIGHT PHONES 65887 BISMARCK MOTOR COMPANY Distributors of STUDEBAKER scent CADILLAC. iI AUTOMOBILES Sie, ie _ PERRY UNDERTAKING PARLORS Capes Day Phone 100 BISMARCK FURNITURE COMPANY 220 MAIN STREET Upholstered Furniture Made to Order CARL ‘PEDERSON | FACTORY DISTRIBUTOR, ~Seathwestern North Dakota Southeastern Montana _ BISMARCK, N,.D, a THURSDAY, JANUARY” us 1921." FED ADVERTISEMENTS Catalog mo —Will pay ~ | at.once and softens.the paste. ___|_WISCONSIN ‘FARM LANDS. LANDOLQGY y SPHCIAT, NUMBET o aining 1921 fucts of el iv M&rinette County, wascons a home or,as an lnvestment, ; thinking of buying good fa where farmers grew rich, nee! for this special number of ‘Landblogy.i- Jt igs free on request. Address. Skid-) more-Riehle Land Co., 435 Skidmore-| Riehle ‘Bldg., Marinette, Wisconsin. \ MISCELDANEOUR. FOR SALE—One music cabinet, two bedg, one rug and one cot. Modern} ATE—$0,000 in, AVG. Pesan Watr ‘Graw ep. Will furnish bank guarantee that: they will ‘be taken ‘up within:a year. “Wilk sell al or part. Addréas punter 18],‘Tribune. gyuedy stu Drossmaking, 7p “to date swork;: re mode, convert-out ‘of date igown “Bs “Fale Bt, see ‘OFFICE SPACE FOR DESK FOR) RENT—Heat, light, telephone and, Janitor service furnished. Inquire’ _at_City Insurance Agency. 1-12-1wk FOR ‘SALE—One Reed: baby buggy. ‘Practically. new. = $50.00. ~buggy at! _ low ‘pric Phone S47K. 1-11-3 good condition... at5l6, ‘th atrest, FOR RENT-A gar (garage, Centrally lo- cated.. ‘Inquire ‘623, 6th St., or Phone 2131, 1-7-lwk FOR & SALE—Ono pair pair ‘Of. ‘skates with | shoes, 223 ~ {No.: 12th St. 1-18-1t FOR SALE~Househotd | furniture. Phone (532L: 1-8t. BUUMS FOR RENT FOR RENT—Furnished room in mod- ern house, suitable. for one or two gentlemen, ‘close in. 202 8th’ Sté tor: phone 656. K WANTED—Roomers and. _ boarder: modern home. Can take.‘care of legis- lative people. Will do their washing, also, Phone 77K, or Gall ‘at 1206 Ave, __12-81-20ks | FOR FOR RENT—A . furnishéd” room in Anodern house. Phone .441X or call 416 12th street. © 1-11-3t FOR RENT — Rooms in modera hours Gentlemen only. 222 3rd i . Phone_962. 1-12-lwk on RENT_--Rooms in modern house. Gentlemen preferred. 3200 9th St. _Phone 377K. 3-10-1W | | FOR RENT—Two rooms for light | housekeeping. Phone 836R. .416 Thayer St. wee 118 8t) FOR RENT—Room at 810 Rosser St. East. ._ Phone_603X. 1-12-3¢ FURNISHED ROOM FOR RENT, 802 Ave. mB, 1-18-tf sf “Light Blue Hair.” The pulice, no doubt, will have little difficnlty in finding a man listed ‘in a recent police bulletin in New York as being wanted on a state charge. “Light blue hair’ should make him conspicuous in almost any crowd. Removing Label. To easily ‘and quickly remove a label from. a. bottle, wet the face of the Jabel,.with water. and hold for a morgent over any convenient flame. The steam formed penetrates the label Numerous birds are mixed up with signs of - -death. Let. a ‘pigeon: enter a house, or a robin come, through the door, ‘and.some people expect ¢alami- ty. Owls, again, are ominous. birds to the superstitious. _ Historic Mace in Commons. The mace of. the speaker. ‘of. the English house of commons is a notable :historical relic, for it was the mace which¥ was carried’ before King tad I when he walked to the scaf- fold ¢ bene WANTS — FOR: RESULTS Funeral Directors Night Phong 100 or 687 More than 50,000 women students .| Quincy Adams, retiring fronr the pres- dina thet |: HELLO MR DUFF, THs IS | Youre NetenBor, BAILEY ! aa mote? | Wave SOMETHNE FOR YOU! HIS WiFe Taste: WE | ea! STHE IEA 1S _Sonorous Greetings. Just -a mere ‘passport, issued ‘by a. New Haven justice and approved by. the government in 1807 bears the following mass.of words: Most Serene, ‘Serene, most Puissant, Puissant, High, ‘ittustrlous, Noble, Honorable,’ Vener- able wise and prudent, Lords, Em- | perors, Kings, Tepublics, Princes, Dukes, Earls, Barons, Lords, Burgo- inasters, Schepens, ounsellors, | as. ailso Indges, Office usticlaries and Regents of all ‘the good cities and places, whether Ecclesiastical or Secu- lar, who shall see ‘these patents, or hear them read.” p Tatent Served Him Well. A story is told that in the time of Frederick the Great there was a sol- dier who played the jewsharp so well that his fame spread. When on guard one day he was asked by Frederick to go to the palace to play for him, the soldier refusing,-as he would be punished if he left his post. How- ever, When he at last played at the palace the king-‘was'‘so7pteased*that he’ gave the soldier honorable dis- charge frony military service, ‘ ” Prehistoric Cemetery. - “An dnteresting disCovery was made. ‘at Cail, ‘Scotland, recenfly, When some men of the telegraphic départ- ment were at work on the west links they unearthed, a stone coffin with a human’ male’ skeleton. ‘inside. ‘There is nothing to show the, date, but it is obviously. ot stpat antiquity, and prob- ably belongs to the same .remote pe- riod as‘other stone coffins that have beet discovered at various times near the old burgh. Ex.President in. Congress. Only one president returned to pub-| lic life after quitting his office. John idency in.1829, returned to Washington in, 1831 ‘aya member of the. house of repreaentati es at_ithe wge of -sixty- four,, “Frlends ‘feared this ‘step, would | r Of bis great fame, but | s-.service in congress. only added to is. renown. "4 Freckles and His Friends ‘TWAS WONDERING WHY HE SHouLD GIVE]: ME. A Box OF CIGARS - HE WANTED TO. GET RID OF THEM AND MAKE SmMoKeD . “was in bein’ ‘the PAGE SEVEN ‘Tom Passes Something. Along. BY ALLMAN +7 | Sav, DUFF 1 caLLeD You OVER. AY | To PRESENT You WITHA Bor CHRISTMAS! - GIVE You A Box CIGARS- MY WIFE ME “Two Boxes For | WELL, WELbe TAA You THEN MAN Be WILBUR, -1 Think You ARE SMOKING ‘TOO MANY CIGARETTS HERE LATELY SO IM.GOWG TO OF CIGARS To smoke! | Hope AFTER. Nou SMOKE THESE Youll SWEAR OFF Timber of India. Tndia is ‘less than half the size 6f the United States, but its timber re- sources are greater, ber are to-be had, some of which is beautifully. grained and will be in demand ‘for furniture manufacturing: or interior finishing. A Dilemma. oii Buster, three years old, saw a horse walking down the street the other day. He had never seen one that was not | hitched to a wagon, and was ¢! astonished, saying: “Oh, muvver, here's a horse that’s broke ,off.” Myrth Used in Medicine. Myrrh is a resin used for mo: dicinal purposes and in dentistry. ~T" fs also used in the manufacture of, in- cense and perfimeryy and ‘istobtained from trees and shrubs that grow in Arabia and Abyssinie. pee rereelPeee ss No Trouble. at AH. The cackle of a hen when she trys an egg, says! ‘scientist, 1s akin to laughter: “And with Yome ofstire*eres we have met ‘We'¢an @asily guess what the hen was sloughing at--London Punch. . Pretty'Near the. End, “Wher ‘one /has hadall his. conceit taken out’ of him, when he yhas ‘lost all his. illusions, ‘his feathers, will soon soak through and he wilt fly no more. —Oliver Wendell Holes Y Jud Tunking.. “Where King Solomon showed most of his smartness,” said) Jud ‘Tnnkins, able to be the richest man, in. spite of the fact, that be shad so many wives. Matter of Principle... A good many widows get snarried Just to show that they, can, and: not because of any particular. liking. for what. they get. ; ug Viewpoint, It takes the eyes of the-rich. ta see Dlessings — of poverty, yy Boston Transevipt. hy Tag o-Makes It, ¥ All kinds of tim- | Gulls as Weather Forecasters, Those who live by the coast do not want a- better weather sign, than the 1 gulls, which in the ious winds that will bring the rain, coNect in big flocks and gather in the fields or circle high over the land, wheeling gnd screaming uneasily. They will not come in-on a false alarm, and none need fear they will make a mistake. Twenty-Mile Jump. With the material at hand ft 1s impossible for man to make an elec- trie spark which will jump an open- ing of more than a few inches, but it Is stated that a flash of lightning rey nts much power that it fre- quently makes 2 jump of 20 miles from one cloud to another, or from a cloud to the earth. Removing Iron, Rust. with a lump of cite acid ard iay in the sun. If the spots are not.gone by the ume the cloth is dry, dampen and “lay fi’the sun’ agains “Wheir the ‘fab- tle is very delicate it is better to, dis- solve the acid in a little water and dampen the spot with the solution, Protects Her Young. The red fox will, when occasion calls for it, high-pitched serece! at night is quite the American Mores is its purpose, as it often protection for it that when heard sas much nutritious fat as a . sometimes as high as As it contains little starch or s r, it might prove valu. able in the diet of dizbeties if it did net cost sb much, Hi » doesn't see yuybody who wants to get a good inet should waste tine ‘ \ WUE JAM AGAIN are enrolled in 68, colleges and uni- yersities in -the-United States. TONty PUNISHED You AN —T WEARD Nou AND MOM NoU WHIPPED MET) — ‘Yoo WARD— AN’ Tt “OUGHT TD ENEN - TELL aS Dampen the spots with water, rub | » vent, to a kind of | 3 4 W s ramming. the window with Flutty “in the dog's wet hose press st the pane, while the child's: tears flowed sile EN her cheeks and-on to Fluffy’s curly For Fluffy was to be sent away into the count Ada, who was mother: tesk, Shad been senp to live with he Aunt ‘Pauline, but aunt did not like and decided to send the pet out Phe news broke Ada’s think TE owill take a nap, Ada,” id Aunt Pauline, as she went to her ro “lum to the store for me and et list. but leave the dog here? as it might give you. trouble on the street.” So Ada went out and Flaffy down on a rug wa the hall, curl her pink nost fr her shaggy © Aunt Pauline Tay d6wn ink hér' room and left an alcohal stove burning by Ing up ae open window to make hot water for te 3 Spotl all was quiet. Aunt Pauline vas sleeping soundly ddd) not know that the curtains were caught bythe. breeze and: blown ‘direct {nto 5 rime of the lamp. vught fire and soon flame and meke n'to fill the flat. Plffy yoko up. a k she tore Towte the ban and into Aunt Pauline's coon, where the sleeper still tay, un- onsclous of harm. Tunping on the bed, Fluffy j. teth began sin neshe pushed | tha TN POM | ) my her shaggy TM: into Aunt Pauline's face. With a start the sleeper sprang to her feet and tumbled out on the floor. The room was filled with smoke that poured into’ the hall, and the blazing, curtains had caught. the flames so fiercely. that several pictures were afire. A moment later and the fire and both Wluffy and. Aunt Pauline would have been, burned. But seeing a ‘moment's lift in the smoke, Aunt Pauline dashed to the bathroom and, getting a pal of water, managed, by making several trips, to) put out the flames. Then, tired and exhausted with the} excitement, she sat dows in tears in the front room with little Fluffy curled in her lap. Presently the door opened and ir came. Ada, ‘The smoky room, the wet tloor, a weeping woman with the dog in her lap, astonished the child. “Why, what on earth has bap- pened?” exclaimed Ada. “And why is Fluffy scorched and lying in your lap?” Aunt Pauline burst into a new flood of tears and hugged Fluffy closer, “What has happened!” she ex- claimed, “Why, everything, When 1 was asleep the curtains caught fire from the stove and set the room afire —I would have burned. to death had not Fluffy jumped on the bed and awakened me.” “Oh, I am so proud of darling Fluf- fy,” exclaimed Ada. . “Wasn’t~ that smart and good of her to do that?” “She is thé best doggie in the world,” cried Aunt Pauline as she went to the cupboard and got out a bit of chicken and some ‘milk. “We will never speak again of her going away. Fluffy must -stay right here, and.she shall have milk and chicken for din- ner every day. Then that pretty rug in my room will be her bed every night.” A very happy party there was that night after the gas was lighted and the dinner had been cleared away. Fluffy. sat on the sofa while Ada and Aunt Pauline made pretty bows for her neck, and praised her up as the hest Uttle dog in the world, (Copyright.) LOIS 1 WILSON | Charming ‘Los Wilson, « the “movie” star, comes ‘from ‘Birmingham, ‘Ala, Shy, was.a schoolteacher, before she ineged, the call of the screen. Her pep- ulgrity was furthe: ‘demonstrated re- cently when her picture was chosen by ‘a yonvention of veterans of the World war as the cover decoration of it isotivenir booklet. ' ate — Ot apres iicase cece col agai % How DO YOU SAY !T? % By Cc. N. Lurle i 3 " Common Errors in’ English ond i How to Avoid Them * DOUBLE NEGATIVES, LIHOUGH the double-negative— that’ is, use of two words to express ‘the negitive, when one is reed- other languages, its lise in ndwadays, fs. incorrect. such -phrases as “She none,” “1 can't do no mo know nothing,” ete, mar! eaker, They, are found seldom in writing, since the ver, “t of writ- ing, save in letters by the uneducated, indyees a more careful selection of | words than does speaking. speare says, “T ca not’ go no but in this the unsurpassed writer probably followed the usage of his awn times modern writer or would say, “I can go no “ur or “T cannot go any furthes don't, want We don't spen ther, Similar to the use of the double -and— similarly erroneous. are such sentences as the following: “T haven't had hardly a night’s sleep, “{ cannot get but one suit of clothe iy. “I have had hardly, » “J can get but one si (Copyright) Sailer Superstitions. A. seaman’s superstition is. that a into the Mast of a is supposed to bring aha r me reason a sailor WHI whisde through his teeth, ed—is Tound in early English and in 1 English | The use, of | the care | NE frien: I gotta hees wife ees O pretty hard foola when he wanta 0 out weeth da boys. He tella me eef he go out late she know every time. say one time he comes home late, nka Qe shoes off, go cen da house so quiet he ‘can and hees wife was walt | up for heem. She raisa devil and atmosta proka hees head. So he tella me he never try to go ‘out seence dat night, He say would be alla right eef hees wife no walt up. You know I am preety smarta guy ; and somatime can feegure out good | idee, I likn see my frien ‘go out some | geoda suggest. He teila me da ‘olda lady was | stronga for da airship, Everytime she see one she wanta go for da rife. She tella heem mebbe somaday shey gonna buy one dat ting. Righta queeck I xotta scheme for getta my frien out. [ tella heem buy {her da airship so queeck he can. Preety soon she learna show maka da ily and every, day. she goifor da Joy; | vide. I'tella my frien eef he do dot he no gotta trouble go out every night. I betta. seexa bits cef hees wife yotta airship he can ¥o out so moochit he please—she no wait up for heem. L Negure eef she walt up een dat ting; somating.go w voug and she come down cen da smash. a I tink Lam preety smarta guy alla! right. Wot you tink? | earliest. Known) maps were NE | iT those of Sargon, king of Akaad, In Babylonia, which existed 3800 B. C. | @hese were topographical plans. used for purposes of taxation. The: first map of the wotd is credited to A aximander, who lived about 560 B. but the real founder of map-mak and the study of geography was Aris- ' toile, who first. exploited the theory that the earth is r «Cop! ——)- iting the Bill. She—The man I love must be @ Uoer of deeds. He—Then I qualify for the position, for I am a real estate lawyer. ————————————— R. S. ENGE, D. C. Ph. C. Chiropractor Consultation Free ! Suite 9, 11—Lueas Block—Phone 260 would have gotten over the whole flat. i night for leetle fun, so-I geeva heen |