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i 1 - inefficient happenings of the political machinery | PAGE FOUR "THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at. the Mostoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second , Class Matter i EORGE D. MANN ~ Bditor ai Foreign Representatives | G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY ; CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH , NEW YORK - - - -_ - Fifth Ave. Bldg. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. mee All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. , MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year ..... Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarcl Be Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck. 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota............ 6.00 , THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) WHICH ARE YOU? A garden club leader speaks of “beginners” and “finishers.” He points out that there are good “beginners” and.good “finishers,” meaning that some.children are enthusiastic when the work is new to them, and others are as enthusiastic near the season’s end. “The beginners,” he says, “go well until weeds and hot weather unite forces to make gar- den-work unpleasant. Then they quit. Too many good beginners are quitters.” As to the others. “Give me a food finisher rathen than a young army of good beginners,” the club leader exclaim- ed. “They don’t show up so startling at the first, but they do,stick to it during the summer months when sticking counts. The finishes are the ones who reap the harvest.” Now isn’t that as true of everything else in life? In peace or war; in shop or office; in fields or mine; in any and ‘all human endeavors? The good finisher is theawinner. The good beginner, unless he also is a good finisher, never reaps the full harvest. & SAVOR OF LIFE The spectacle of a man sitting down suddenly in the street makes nearly everyone laugh. So does the rare and delightful spectacle of a man his excited haste to recover it. workers |+ imple plan which will fully satisfy the Leaguers without offending the bitter-enders. \ “E suppose it will be simple to pardon the poli- tical prisoners and the conscientious objectors in | some suave way which will greatly tickle the mil- itarists and the super-patriots. | “I must be guided by the Old Guard and accept | the program of the Progressives. “In order to get anything done, I must rule, Congress with an iron hand, but of course I shall, not be the least bit dictatorial. “I must see to it that American interests con- trol Mexico, without exercising any coercion upon | a friendly nation. “T must keep the Orientals out of America and | see that Japan has all the right of a ‘most favored | nation.’ : “I must distribute the offices fairly. to all fac- ! tions, so that everybody will be satisfied and the efficiency of all departments increased. “Ho, hum! I’m afraid I’m going to have a te- dious time.” EDITORIAL REVIEW eet ean nt Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opimion of The. Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have sides of important issues which are being dis- in the press of the day. “TOLERANCE AND HOME RULE” ~ BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE THE DAIRY OF MR. TURK GOBBLER | tad BIG TEAST ‘HEAD OFF, GETTING The attitude of Senator McNair of Traill county | holds out the promise that what The Forum’ has | been advocating under the name of “tolerance | and home rule” may yet prevail at Bismarck dur- ; ing the coming winter. at ! Senator McNair has given his, word to the \ committee considering \ recall petitions against him, that he no. longer will’ be bound by the Non- ie partisan league caucus at}Bigsharck, and in view | of this promise the committee has decided not to! push the recall proceedifigs. | The decision evidences good judgment on the) part of both Snator McNair and the committee. ‘ The recall is not a weapon that should be used indiscriminately, but it is a weapon that can very properly be ysed against legislators who place ' their pledge, to the caucus above their oath to per- | form the duties of their office faithfully. Senator | McNair represents a district that has shown a who chases his derby-and steps on its crown in | most decisive majority against Townleyism in the last two elections. The secret caucus system/was Earnest persons disparage those who do the |one of the big factors in the legislative fight. Un- laughing. There is a’similar disparagement of sented by a sudden kick planted upon the seat of | the conventional human pants. It is intimated that a truly high-toned and cul- tured person wouldn’t laugh at anything like that. Perhaps, some day, ordinary humans will be.so oppressed by those who undertake to improve by the loss of dignity of one f their kind: When that time conte each might as well choose an| epitaph, for most of the savor of life will have departed. . The exception Will be those of such cold and superior temperament that quite naturally they greet such a spectacle with uplifted eyebrows, | ‘hat measure. And one might as well be dead as like that! A FARCE : In December recurs one of the extraordinary | of this government. i It is—as The Searchlight so aptly terms it—; “the-don’t-care-a-damn-session” of Corngress. Meeting after the November elections; this hold-, over session of Congress is composed of reelected | and defeated members. The defeated members | “don’t-care-a-damn” about the public interest; the , reelected members are so far away from another | electeion that they also “don’t-care-a-damn.” | ““Intoothése d. ¢.:aid: Sessions of Congress are | crowded a vast deal of the vicious legislation that | congress enacts. A congested calendar—due to} the short session—is combined with an attitude | of don’t careness on the part of the “lame ducks” | who constitute such a considerable part of the | Congress, and the consequence is that extrava-, gance, pork and political jobbery of all kinds, runs | The people, who have made their mandate | known in November must wait until this holdover | session is concluded before their will is felt. To make matters worse, unless a special session of | Congress is called after March 4 by the new Pres- | ident, hte Congress elected in November does not | take o ce until a year from the December after | the election! | Surely is it time to change such an absurd: practice. . WHILE RESTING | “Let me see,” muses. the successful candidate, | “it isn’t much I have to do and I might as well | plan it out. ! “First, I must arrange to reduce all taxes 21 to pay off the war debt. | “Then I must, plan it so that wages wilf stay up : and that the cost of living will go down. | “Wheat and corn, cotton and wool must be ad- vanced in price to propitiate the growers, while | bread stuffs and clothing must be reduced to avert | the anger o fthe consumers. “I must get America into the League by eins 1 district faithfully. It was an.indeferfsible stand, and Senator McNair evidently had the fairness ; - them that they will no longer be moved to mirth !and good judgment to recognize the fact that he BIRTH CONTROL PROPAGANDA IS - REVIVED SINCE WOMEN GET VOTE doubtedly the vote in Traill county can be con- the elemental sorts of movie cmoedy' best repre- |strued as a vote against the secret caucus system. | ‘Senator McNair, therefore, was in the, position of representing a district which had repudiated the secret caucus, and yet he placed his word to the secret caucus ahead of his oath to represent his, was not on'‘solid ground. With Senator McNair as a real eae of the Traill county district, it is~ possible to confer and consult and to reason. If he can be} shown that the voters of his district favor a cer-/ tain measure, he can be counted on to support | If he can ke convinced that measure is wrong, he can be counted on to vote against that measure. . A ‘country has statutes which make it 4/ nan ou i i ght to be free to choose wheth~ But with Senator McNair pledged to support: criminal offense for any person to dea ee Ae at besodio\a smother the secret caucus blindly, it ‘was not possible to confer or reason. He openly stated on the floor of the senate at the last session that he was voting against his own convictions because of his |pledge to the secret caucus. "Such a man, so pledged, is not a representative. . The’ recall cer- tainly should have been used against him if he . had not withdrawn his caucus pledge. ; i But Senator McNair has recognized the justice. of the plea for home rule, and The Forum’ sin-' cerely hopes he will be listed among those legis- lators who make a sincere effort to achieve toler- ance also in order that the business. of the state government may not become deadlocked at Bis-| marck this coming winter, with, the’ legislative ¢ ‘3 c™ A VERY * > “SICK BIRD SATTERTIELD eee 22 copay, ATE My FOOL OF SO Mucn FEED. THURSDAY, NOV. 18, 1926. e MoRE FEED TO Day, MOT SO HUNGRY, OVER HEARD MPL FARMER GUESSING My WEIGHT. Not SO HUNGRY, SUSPICIOUS FAIR, | HARD SHELL CREEDS | BY DR. JAMES I. VANCE It was in the smoker of a Pullman car. There, if anywhere,.men speak out their minds without reservation, We had talked long enough for re serve to vanish, when I said: “Gen- tlemen, what, about politics?” The re- plies were like a machine gun in. ac- tion. “Politics is ruined. It is gone to the bad. ‘The country can’t be saved by politics,” Then after.a moment, I said: “Well, what about religion?” bit of silence.’ Then one man said: “Religion is,a beautiful thing.” Right iown the line, each of the others re- peated: “Yes, religion is a beautiful hing.” “But? added one, ‘there is one kind of religion I don’t like. It is the kira which says that if you want it, you can’t get it; if you get it, you can’t lose it; and if you lose it, you BY GILSON GARDNER Washington, D. G:, Nov. 18.—An at-!'women should not know about, drugs tempt to organize the new women voters in favor of the immediate re-| peal of the so-called birth control laws has beén undertaken. by Mrs. a; Margaret Sanger, who has just re-|with, the turned from a trip through England, France and Germany. Practically every state in this giye information on the subject of contraseptics and other methods for preventing motherhood. Federal laws at the sime time im- {pose even severer penalties for send- ing any ‘such information through the mails. aN 1 o— | SEASONABLE BEAUTY AID | We find you can bring out the beauty of your hair to its very best There was a. «|ready to begin the work again. {never had it.” is that?” I asked. : could not blame him. The creed of the hard shell is not a bpautiful thing. To try to feed im- {mortal souls on such a reljgion is) like offering a diet of ground lime- stone to nursing babes. | It is the creed which puts dogma; above life, and sacrifices the welfare of humanity to the interests of party , or sect. “| Nothing is beautiful that chains men in despair or builds a wall across the | path of progress. Creeds, whether | political or religious, must be judged | by their fruits. It is not enqugh to} |be a doctrinaire. {he world’s hero ;is a servant. It is hot enough to be la politician. One must be patriotic. \It is not, enough to be religious. One | must have the right kind of religion. It is the theory of these laws that ior other methods for avoiding moth- erhood. : Several. years ago Mrs. Sanger backing of a num- ber of influential people, _be- |gan a campaign to repeal these laws. |She takes the position that every wo- ‘and to choose the size of the family; and that she- ought to have the ben- lefit of all scientific and medical knowledge, on this ‘subject. | The birth control campaign was in- | iterrupted by the breaking out of the war. Since:then; little has been done except to keep, alive a,magazine as an organ of the, propaganda and to jhold together a7smail organization | | At the time the birth control agi- tation was interrupted by the war the “What kind of religion | “Hard shell!” I/ Aw STL OODLES OF TEED. WONDER 1 WHATS THE ANSWER?) ATE HEARTILY, SAw MR. FARMET staneener™ . HIS HATCHET. FEEL sorta FAINT, _ ‘PLAYS TONIGHT Olive Reeves-Smith is one of the stars of “Buddies,” which is play- ed at the Auditorium tonight. “Buddies” is said to be one of the best musical shows in the coun- try. Because the company will reach Bismarck on a late train the curtain will go'up at 9 p. m. AN ENEMY TO GOOD HEALTH Good health has no greater enemy than constipation. Yet cannot “keep fit” for work or play if the boweis are irregular or clogged with a decom- posed mass of undigested food from causing impurities and carries them throughout the entire sy8tem. Foley Cathartic Tablets are mild but sure in action. They banish biliousness. sick headache, sour stomach and other ills caused by indigestion. 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