The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 14, 1920, Page 7

wale é , | : | e \ i ! | . Ke ‘ | 9 } | le ‘] ( ‘ ae \ ° ¥ \ \ ~ |) = \ | A ei ve | \ i i : Cia Ot ) v4 \ j a wr Pry o€ \ > x oe: t or \ | k Z | ali \ . n" i i t Ey a if ‘ + A \ i - « rh : 3 \ a THURSDAY, OCT. 14, | CLASS HELP WANTED—MALE COAL MINERS’ WANTED—By| . Beulah Coal ‘Co, at Beu- Hoskins. : “Bank “Wilt give: possesion ‘Nov-1st. Inquire at First Guaranty \Bank... . (x s 10-9-1wk FURNISHED ROOM in modern home. lah, N.D. Steady ‘work, Apply Rates reaSonable.\ Gentlemen pre- at ine or at Bi ck office in ferred, Cal) 499X. 10-8-1wk.' _ Haggart Building. 7-24-t£ __WANTED TO RENT GLERKS—(Mep, women) Lover 17, for | RESPONSIBLE PARTY — With three en, wo Postal Mail Service, ;$135 month. Ex- adults in family wants te rent furnished aminations Oetober: Experience -un-| house for winter or longer. Ad , neces For free, particulars, write Box. 117. = Toetb-tt Ro Terry, \(former Givi Service ‘Exam-| ther) 187 ‘Continental Bldg, Washing: FOR SALE OR RENT~ » D.C. 1013-3 HOUSES AND FLATS WANTED Messenger at'Western Union| FOR ENT--Modern 7 room furnished ‘ Y1tf] house. God logation | for. schools, % OMS Cali entéd out for light . HELP WANTED—PERALE housekeeping if desired. Phone Tete in = morning. 10-12-1wk WANTED—Competent girl for gen- ee houge work. Mrs. W. H. Bo- .denstab,- 520*Mai ave. Phone ue i we 10-L1-1wk WANTED — Gotnpetent ginl_f use work. Three “adults, © Good wages. - Address 117) Main; street. or anos 161.2; 7 5 9-24-tf WARTHD— Competent girl orw P Henergl housework, "Mar, “alread. Zus ger, 201-West ‘Thayer. Phone 814. WANTED Saaiecient = IWK Will take Ford. Phone 828 or} address house ‘work, Mrs, A. ws, $eiare, | eee Blamarck notte 5 Fy yates ee Seedeee | oe y Rieb Zhi or waged, to genetall caNbatioeyapecet wumuee TE e wor, Apply Dohn Meat Market i Abeciai<Num bar Just: out ‘ bic 9-7-tt containing, az facts of ho land in}. WANTED—Welp fi Nene and gitl.tort. pares Sena < geonein iar aining.room, Homan’ Cafe! 10-12-4wk |” thinking (of buying od farm lands WANTER=Competént” gil for general | Where ‘farmers grow ‘rich; send at once _ house work. “Call 802 Ave B. _10-13:tf & this special number of LAND- KIRCHEN: HELP—Wanted at Bismarck | QUOGY. Ue ee rE LAND 10-13- ive traveling Furnishings ‘0 egver. North Da- Hospital. AL! \ ae ‘SH! SALESMAN: — We gleaman. who know dé, jn territory; t t kota ‘and ‘Soyth: ga WITH. REA- SONABLY PRIGED, WELL, MADE SHIRTS, si STRICT, SOMEStON BABI j 18 , FOR IMMEDIATE SHibwnr, This ig a posjtion-of permaneficy. | Write giv- ing age, experience and refprences SALESMAN WANTED—fo sell our new line of salegboards td. merchants) in small towns and ci ores. NEW TERRITORY, iG! GOMMISSIONS, PROMPT PAYA&Write¥or selling sup-| plies. NOVELTY’ SA’ CO., COR. PLUME, & RANDOLPH: STS., ‘NOR- FOLK, A. Ss eie t 10-2-1mo e ROOMS :FOR RENT . FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in_mod- ern house. 801 5th St, or phone 242k. | ce Vey tse 10-18,3t FOR RENF—One furnished, room, ~ 606 ‘ThayeF Street. Phone 468K. _10-14<1wk FOR RENT—Room fit modern home. Cail 802 “Aye B. E 10713-tf FOR RENJ—Two modern rooms. . Phone 907. 3 10-12-1Wk- FOR (RENT—Rooms on first floor: of gid Tribune Building, next door fo SOLUTION The following resolution was 4 iced by Commissioner Patterson, .Who moved its. adoption, which was’ seconded Commissioner Palms. yhereas, oné of. the. mémbers ’ of this d,,[Mr. B.~ 0,» Ward has recently brought an action, through one F. E. Me- Curdy; an Attorney at Law, and not by hé State's Attorney who Js ‘the legal ad- visor ofg the “Board and ‘its members, agai Varden Stair of the State Peni- tenti and Mr, Edward G! Patterson, Chairman of this Beard, to: prohibit the said Warden, from heaving in Tis pogses- sigh for threshing one of the Aultfian- Taylor ‘Fractors ‘belonging to the County of Burleigx z And Whereas, the Bismarck Tribune in * an-egitorig] fin its issue of October 6, 1920, conddmns 'the loaning of any road .mia- chinery and states that the County Com- misgioners should not delay in passing a rule. that they ros® machinery fp.to ‘be uséd solely for read work and not-for the private’ enterprises of any members And “whereas, Judge Nuesslej~Hefore whom said action was determined, held that there was no evidence - before him showing that Mr. Patterson had County tractor for private loayied to Warden Stair and \was in his. possession and that he was responsible} and that the;Cgunty and public had not been harmed. al dismissed the action brought by Mr. Ward the Court‘intimat- ing. that said action was ‘brought for» political effect, ~~ ‘And whereas, it is the desire of this Board that the’ tax payers should under- stand this matter and that the citizens and’ other public bodies should receive thé' benefit of the-use of the County pro- perty when not in use by the County for . County Work where same can be prop- erly done, aH . ; And whereas, It-fas beef@customary for: members of! this ‘Board, of;some.of them, to‘Joan the tractors, or gradihg outfits, ae ges thereof, for use, when not being usdd by the Gounty in County. Work, pe custom we believe is for the public E000, ‘ ‘And whereas, it.is shpwn by affidavits in the action broyght by Mr. Ward that he.has loaned the tractor and grading outfit, or part thereof, to the City of Bismarck, and to the State of North Da- kota, and has recently or is about to loan saine to Hay Creek Township for work other than for @ounty Work, which loan to Hay Creek Township is just as im- proper, if improper at, all,“as if loaned to the City of Bismarck or to the ‘Warden of the State Penitenti - And whereas, by Board nega. On Sept. 18, 1920, it was or- dered that further. war nould be done by the County in the year4920 ex- cept on the Red Trail, and therefore there can be done no county work by said trac- tor this year except where the Red Trail passes through Menoken ‘Township, and the work on said Red Trail in Menoken ‘Township has been done and fs now be- ing gone by ‘the Tractor from Commis- sigver digtrict_number one, and not by the tractor in Mr. Ward's district, x - And whereas, the loan of said tractor to Wardeft Stair was for the purpose of threshing at tha State. Penitentiary, and finishing such cdntracts for threshing as the Warden had made with J. W. Burch and E.G. Patterson, neighboring farm- ers, and not for the private use of the Chairman of this Board, Mr, Edward G. to Warden Stair, lary, ¢ resolution of this fayors the ceived from Warden-S made ae majority congented thereto. Therefore, Be It Resolved, That_ the ‘of County Commissioners of Bur- leigh, County dd not approve the bringing of we action by Commissionet B. 0. Ward and: do approve of the loan of the said tractor to Warden Stair of the State Penitentiary, the said tractor not ‘being in use by the County. for County Work at the,time same was loaned to Warden Stairfand wwe further approve of the loan of tke said tractor to Hay Creek Towns chip, unless hereafter this Board should fér good cause’ change its resolution of September 18, 1920, it being understood that there should be no property of the County. loaned | when there is County Work for'it to do, and further that any person or corporation to whom same may be loangt ‘must agree toxreturn same in as good jeonditjon as when loaned by the County. i Commissioners Palms, On —roll ca Swanson and tergon voted Aye. sCom- missioner Ward Passed. Hesolution adopted. 7 , (egal Adve tair, and was only of ‘the Board had rtisement.) Since*the end of the World War 43,100 homes+have been rebuilt in France, 178,500 repaired and 46,570 other houses in use temporarily. aaa _B 5. ENGE, D. C. Ph. C >>“ ClHropractor se Consultation Free uke & ss 10-18-1wk | by} the } his personal use or! made any applfcation for same for any; enterprise but that same was} i ‘room bungalow, partly Call 418 2d St. Phons t FOR RENT- furnished. Gi BARGAINS IN USED CARS=7 Passen- ger Willys Knight; 6 Knight: 2‘ passenger Studebakei Cylinder Buick Rogdster.: -Lahy M _ Sales company, ont 1 FOR" SALE—Overiand Four’ touring car, 1920:-model, run’ less than 3,000 miles, iH COMPANY, 435 Skidmore-Riehle Bldg., __Marinette, ‘Wisconsin, “~ | 9-2-2mo FOR SALE—Two fine corner Tots on pav- ed ELEeet, One. 400x150,°and one .75x140; finest restdence tots in the city. “Also lot om Ave, RB,” -Awety fine:building apot with all improvements in. J. Os- an lets, * 8-19-tf FOR, SAILE,-Glass, all Kinds. I have ‘lot left of my lafe stock which Twill. disfosed of cheap. Cal. at 802 fat oF Phon? EB. L. Faunce.. Mss © 10-11-1wk FURNITURE FOR SALE—Hughes elec- js-tric range, dining chairs » ie ae ia Rae 498i Cali 311 Ave C. “40-12-1wk FOR SALE—A pracilcslly new’6 hole Jewel range, excellent baker. Call 506 14th St... eD0-1 Lt FOR SALE—Fine Hotel property, movin, pleturg and auto, Wvery “wsinges all in . - See or write me articulars. \E. A. Anderson, Steele, N*DP ng FOR SALE—Two fine corner lots on PV “ed atréets, one 100x150, and one 75x140; 19-1 finest reidénce lots in’ the city. A. J. Ostrander. oa Ney rate ie * Phone 631. 10-11-¥wk. FOR SATR—Ne#_ piano: for 200° dollars, Call, at .713 3d, Sfreet, ««_10-14-6t WANTED—Potatoes at .thé Bismarck Hospital. 10-12-3t Candy Is Not. Taking <) yPlape of Hard Liquor Washington.—Canhdy. has not taken the place: of alcohgl “tor men who formerly. ind yed ip beverages How under the probibl.: tlon ban, according te Walter C. Hyghes, secretary of the Nation- al@Confectioners’ astociation. In a letter to the state depart- meng Mr. Hughes placed the") confectionery industry. as fth fimong those benefited by prohl-. : bition.’ Saviogs banks, the soft dtin industry, ite-cream taker: and moving picture theaters’ in that/.order.“had drawn: greater. proportionate profits out of the dry edict than the candy trade,_ he said. <== New Minerai Substance. stance,;resefibling asbestos, -has been dale, Nev. ' Officiais of the federal bud reau of mines have ieee their in- tention of sending experts to study the material. Experiments have proved the-new substance Is good for tnsula- tlon and is also a good polisher for diamonds, rubies and other precious stones,’ It will also serve ag soap, being so gritty it wl ont grease, It. fs also sald to be fireproof. Although resembling asbestos,'it is said to be too light for asbestos, GIRL SAVES PREACHER’S LIFE University Studemt Sucks’ Blood From His Leg after Attack of Rattieafake... '°” — * ~ ~ Chicago.—Mis Frances. B. Holstein, a student at the University of Mli- nofs, earned her scholarship and a Carnegie medal hy methods quite out of the ordinary. <She saved the/life of Rev. Benjamin W: Soper;‘pastor of a small church in Florida, by quick thought and action after he had been bitten in-the ankle by a large rattle- ous type .so frequentfy ‘met with in Florida. We : g Miss Holstein was one’ of’ a party which included Rev. Mr. Soper, Bishop Cameron Mann ‘of the Episcopal dio- cese of Florida, and others who wéte enjoying a <picnic. near Cocoafut Grove. Rev. Mr. Soper was bringing @ pail of water from an adjacent spring when he was struck by the rat- tlesnake. Bishop Mann immedietety killed the snake, but Miss’ Holstein gave her attention <to the wounded men. whose ankle was swelling enor- mously. Twin Pastors Puzzle. Greensburg, Ind.—For the good of the church, Bev: Ovis Martin and Rev. Otis Mertin, twins,‘ hereafter will preagh' in different eonferences. Be- éause their eongregations. were unable té tell them dpakt. they:trave sbeen sep- arated by order.of the Dresidiag bishop of the M.E. church. tay [Ss ogee eg ig As a result of¢guick burial un- der a thin covering of earth hun- dreds of bodies’ of soldiers of the Hore War todey,are found. dying jut inthe opeif onthe battlefields of yA Europe. She 2 Sen — UTOMOBILES — MOTORCYCLES enger Willys |\ ae snake, one of the lazy, highly mh | Yi enERE VS THE - LBRIDE To BE TWIS © Evedta > ovr wT d. Menage | Which Characterizes Present Gen- erationsSeen by Writer. wiftre is the old leisure, the old jog- trot, the ancient habit of go as you please? asks the Outlook, The hurry and scurry. that have: become, unhap- | Ostrander, a pily,, so mucha part of our national FOR SALESReed baby carriage. 58| Consciousness, particularly ‘in large Ti cities, are likely to wreck-our’ nerves if we are-not on ouf guard. | ship he could find.no.due who was {said one. potential companion. 1.dg not: wish to.ride,” answered 01 terena"Y want tocstrettiimy legs and feed’ an@invite my soul in the way that mien: were intended to do since the be-, “You will be run} true, enough;-that: proved to be hig immi- nent danger when he set forth—alone. Speed has become the national dis- ease.. There is nothing pleasanter than ginning. of time.” over,” (edutioned: many. ‘And, motoring under ‘the right condition of him. the trick, What’ does {ft all mean? Is it pos- it our nerves are fofeyer on ithat wejhave to hurry in ér- der not to’ brea down? ‘The clamor of the couritry. on/ia’ week-end is hide- ous, and Wwe think the'silent hills must smile as they whitch ts pitiful humans hing through ‘the valleys, this way | and that, mad to beat some one else’ i that meang nothing when} sible tha’ edge and: rus! to a goal we arrive there. A'return fo that large leisure and ease which our forefathers khew would We gre altogether too keen abont gettin be a salutary thing for Améfica. FRECKLES AND HIS 4 I. Al BET Yo AW y AN DAW GAME \Te wai ALL SAID AW USE SLANG 2? NGS OFTHE DUFFS NGS OFTHE DUFFS __. Quvia auo'fier taNCEE JUST MODERN HUBRY, AND SCORRY e-Ra¢king ‘Haste A friend of ours recéntly decided that what he needed more than any- thing elee, after his buffetings with the perllous waves of Manhatten, -was the tonic of a roadatde walk. -Peogl Jeered' et him—yes, positively: seek —when' he made’ the suggestion ; an | in his “pitiful search..for' companion- il. ing to wander forth with him at athe ‘will take you in my car,” but ‘seldom can one find a chauffeur who Will glide through the greey coun- try at’fhe proper gait. Always he must overtake the car just ahead of him-- 4nd there is always @ car just ahead) Sudden turns in the road bring into immediate view other au- te tomobiles rushing ahead like mad; ‘and Tonopah, Nev.—A new mineral sub-| it gets to be a gamé to.catch up with them, blow one’s horn and whiz. past, found in an eight-foot vein near Coal. | 89 if something were to be gained by 4 Gow To Te GoInG To GET’ OKING Ano bo: ry) JOR = dy keen to get away aguin instanter. Japanése’ Adapt Ideas, You notice that the Japanese have mastered practically every idea of American. and European~ business methods. They did not secure this in- formation by sen@ling a few salesmen to these countries to offer/a few scat- tered lines of merchandiséfor the ap- proval of the western world, writes @ correspondent of thé: Washington Post. "They sent picked amen to this: country and to urepe. -These men studied conditions and reparted -back,”to “in- strict others in’: he: ‘knowledge: they had gained. Gérmany pursued much, the same method and” unti]’ Kalser | Bill went ergs question’ of. world domin involved. the’ whole civilized. 3 in the holocaust of wer the trademark “made in Ger- mary” was famitiag. In-every land, “The United Statts could’ well take Yhese countries: asjan example in this | one particulagjasde tg may, opinion, the government/$a. to back a 'achooFP'tor.-teaching ’ cur “young men. who, w! i Positions abroad all possibledfacts régarding the people, habits “and ‘customs. of the particular land in which they propose to help In making “made in ‘America” the most ur A familiar trademark In the world. Canadian’ Wheat, Wizard. Sager Wheeler,’ “wheat wizard,” whose improvements on growing’ meth ods have made millions of dollars for Caftadian farmers, has had conferred upon him the degreeof doctor of laws by Queen’s university, Kingston, Ont. To wheat Wheeler, his friends say, is what Luther Burbank ts: to flowers. Thousands visit his Saskatchewan syarm yearly to study his growing meth- ds, Although others have profited, he, it 1s said, has remained a compara- tively poor man. “You have added enormously to the wealth of Ganada and every settler in a gainer by your researches,” R. Bruce Taylor, president of Queen’s university, sald in conferring the degree. “What you have done can never be undone.” «: Coins Handled Automatically. Ajstremendous amount of labor 1s saved ‘daily at the offices of the De- trolt street railways by automatic eoin-handling machines. A bdnk of machines handles an average of 200,- 000 coins each day. The mactiines are onerated. pv one-third horsepower mo- Tuar's Race Judementy! ‘MaeRiED AND SPENDING HIS MONEY FOR TRIFLES) AWAY HE RIGHT Mt THE FACE OF IT nowhere in particular, and then equate} zonization j., rs : TweateR EX? | DoN'r Mis - PROCABLY Fur A YA A Goopone. ew Me-! Me GOTALMOST TO THE. TMEATER WHEN 1 DIS- | COVERED 1 lacy th 4 MY PockeT rs!’ The coils aie" placed in nop- pers at the top, {i "all denominations, just ‘as they conte from! tht Mlfare boxes on the cars. Without further atten- tion, battered and badly worn pieces are thrown out and the remaining coins are sored, into their respective denominations. These are accurately counted and properly wrapped In rolls of any desired amounts. Leprosy Ravages Colombia. The interchurch survey reports that Colombia has no adequate working ‘elass because of the ravages of pov- erty and leprosy among Jts feople. Colombia is rich in platinum, gold, j.aMver, coffee, coppep and other min- eral and vegetable resources, Cure for “Nolses in the Ear. A French physiclan has discovered a way to cure pulse beat sounds: in the ears, which are due to defective blood circulation, with: alternating electric currents. —_——. Opening of Panama Cana}. A small steamer, Louise, actually ‘passed through the Panama canal from Atlantic to pacts on November 17, 1913, On August 1, 1914 the first steamer passed from sea water in the Atlantic to sed water in the Pacific, returning the folowing day.: .Since ‘that date the canal has been opened to commerce, and is being used by an av- erage ef about 30 steamers a month, Barren Land In Prussia. The area of barren land yet to be found in Prussia alone is estimated \at not less than 3,705,000 acres, Be- tween 1850 and 1918, approximately 1,970,000 acres were’ brought under cultwation. A further 3,705,000 acres of rich soil fs yet to be obtained by drainage. "Cheap Dress Material. The girls at Joplin; Mo, have dis- covered tliat'the Wiilte.cloth of. sugar sacks eféfned Gnd aitan ésipretty waists and smocks, as well as ‘milk strainers ‘and ‘shoe ‘polishers, One stenographer hag a‘'Sugar-sack waist embroidered, in .\yoo}. : pee Dancing Class of One-Leggers. In order to make them proficient In the yse of their artificial Jegs, the leg- less veterans of England are given dancing lessons. FRIENDS . Whitle Seemed to Convince Tagt ~ BY BLOSSER ye SUVeDONT Yo AL AWA AT BED» WY UNDERSTAND? HES OH, WHITE «Vou ANT. UE BLACK J | 4. COON) DuNE-COON ) Use SLaNce my “THEA IF HBS A eee DAWG = GoLINDING-, SUPER-CANNON "WAS PATCHWORK Giant_ Gun Used for Long-Dis- + tance Shelling of Paris No | _ New Invention, ee MADE FROM WORNOUT GUNS | i a } Was 122 Feet Long, Weighed 318,000 Pounds and Threw Projectile ‘Weighing 264 Pounds a Dis tance of 75 Miles. __Paris, — The sbper-cannon with which. the Germanse,began shelling Paris, March 23, 1918, was just pieces of old, wornout guns put together, in- stead of a startling new invention, ac- cording to American army officers, who were permitted recently by the Germans to visit some of thelr huge armories, It was actually ust &@ neat bit of patchwork that. startled the world | when the terrific exptosions began det- onating in the streets of the city of Paris, although the verdict at that time was unanimous that the Germans had invented a marvelous mew cannon. Naval’ Gun Was Foundation. To. begin on the super-cannon, the Germans tookva wornout 15-inch naval gun; 56 feet in length. ‘It was bored out and a very heavy tube with an in- sidediameter of 8.3 inches was insert- ed, with about 40 feef of it projecting beyond the end of the original! gun. Over that another hoop was. shrunk and lecked to the forward hoop. There was'attached at the muzzle of the gun, ‘The bore of the gun was tréated to a@ uniform rifling, the Janes and to the projectile, The, six-meter sec- tion of the gun at the muzzle, how- ever, was unrifled, probably designed to steady the projectile and defeat its slight tendency to tumble” or yaw and fail to travel djrectly to its mark. Such “tumbling” is taused by the con- flict of two forces,~one spinning the projectile to the right, the other-send- ing it forward. Such a force had to be obviated as the shell had to travel up- ward 24 miles on its are in order to eover the horizontal distance. of 75 miles. > Clever Expedient to Prolong’ Life, The life of the giant gun, which was 818,000 pounds in weight and 122 feet long, under the heavy pressure of its high velocity projectile was very lim- {ted. But when the Germans’ found the span of the gun amounted to only 50 pounds they hit upon a clever ex- pedient. They bored out the 21-centl- meter fube, which was very thick, to 24 centimeters, and later to 26 cent!me- ters, ‘giving it just so much more life at each caliber, with only a change to | Jarger animunition required. The shell hurled by the cannon weijghed 264 pounds and was 19 inches in length. 2 —___—_— a COLLISION BRINGS NEW STAR Explanation of Recent Phenomenon Is Given by Prof. Cha C. Conroy of Los Angeles. > ‘ Vallejo, Cal—The new star in the constellation Cygnus, lately reported through Harvard observatory, was produced by a ‘collision in the heav- ens,between a Jarge comet and @ com: paratively dig sun. ‘This Js the information giveb out by Capt. ‘Momas J. J. See of the naval observatory at Mare island, frora. Prof, ‘Charles C. Conroy of Los Angeles. The star forins a corner of the par- gilelogram of Alpha, Gamma and Del- ta Cygnh Captain See said he had been ‘advised. At present it is of the sec- 8nd magnitude and the magnitude may be expected to increase for several days, but will die down in the course of a few months, he reported. RRR IIEE Catch Blue Lobster Off Shore of Massachusetts Nantucket, Mass.—Capt. Syl- vin of the steamboat ‘Sankaty was présented with a rarity—a blue. lobster. A fisherman brought:him ashore, much elated over his rare find, and handed him over with some pomp and ‘ceremony. The freak was a deep. rich navy-blue in color, instead of the customary green, but, boiled, he turned red, just the * game as his ordinaty brother. SESSRASSNO ONIONS s Choked Girl by “God's Orders.” Moas Point, Miss—Louis Smith, ‘shipyard worker, killed his four-year- i laid daughter, Lula, by strangling ber ito death: Passers-by, witnessing the ‘tragedy froma distance, held him un- itll he was-placed under arrest: { " gmith told the officers that he hed “been ordered by God to kill his daugh- :ter; and now that he had carried out ‘God's wish, he was ready to die him- ‘self. The man is believed to be men- itally deranged. fi Sy \ i One Retort, Sarcastical.. Marion, Ind.—Mrs. Charles Bevan in- iserted an advertisement offering to ‘trade her five children for poodle dogs, igo that she will not be cempelled to jleave the dwelling in which “she lives, ‘The house was sold to a bachelor, who ifmformed Mrs. Bevan’ she must leave ‘or get rid of the children, , Ul ' ‘ The existence of oil-bearing shale in the Arctic region has been known for several years. New York City has more school children - than North .. Dakota . has total population. Man Who Made That:Assertion Proved ff grooves which impart a rotary motion | / “Love, ke a babys sutile, cannot be There Are Things Which Money Cannot. Purchase. ls .Case, Though. Many Have Long Held a Contrary Opinion, ‘ Says an Exchange. 1. — A’ group .of sinter’ were discussing, ree over the: luncheon table, the ‘purchas ing power of money. ; One of thetti, espectilly, Wixed eloquent upon the subject. “There-1s nothing money will not buy,” he gaid’pésitively.. One man tdok exception to this stitement. “Money will not buy health,” he‘as- serted. “Wrong!” said the first. There {y many a poor man or Wollan who, {f| they had, méuey To piy for proper treatment, would ‘quickly regain thelr health, In many instances, money will buy: health.” ~, we _Wappiness, then—" “Wrong agin. In rare instances} money will riot buy happiness, but, in the athajority of cases, yes. The pos: sion of money means time for: rést. recreation, study travel—many) things? all of which give happiness. Vl tell you,” leaning across the table earnestly, “write down, ff you can find them, fouf things that money will not really buy, and for each one T will give you a tlfousand_ dollars.” The next day, at luncheon, the bne who was challenged handed. the other a slip of paper. After reading It, the mai without a quibble handed his friend four $1,000 bills. This is wert was Avritten on the, paper: 1A Baby's Smile—A baby's amile can never be purchased by offering it also was a patch of 19.7 feet, which jgmoney, To the soul that has so lately come from thesplace of the unborn, the means of exchange of 4his world offers no appeal., A;ayotlier’s kiss, a father's caress, a flower, A bright-col- ored toy, may win a baby's smnile, but you cannot bargain for that smile with gold. 2 Youth, When It Has Gone—"The mill will never. grind with the water that hus passed.” ‘The fffish of youth, the luster of the eyes of a boy in his teens, the carefree happiness of the maiden; when the years have brought maturity, eft never conie again, Ponce de Leon in his quest for the spring of eternal youth reiilized that fact. He knew that. youtlf, once -gone, could never be- bought again, Money. will not {Hireliase {ts return even if heaped ¢ {a plles of millions, and the spring for which the Knight 50 Migently searched to-insure against the: ravages of time was never discovered. -~ 8. The Love of a Good Woman— , bought with gold. Many a woman has siinulated love. for a dowry with a husband thrown Jn, and practiced the deception - successfully. for..years, but true love; of the kind which lasts eternally, cannot be purchased. ..The love of a pute woman Is held:by her asthe mogt sexed: gift whieh she can bestow, It;is not to be, bought with gold, or sflvef, or. precious stones. It is given freely. to the man she loves. 4. Entrance Into Heaven—There {s an.old Saying that. “shrouds have no pockets?” Money, whith will purchase nearly everything inthis ‘world,’ can- not be taken to the hext ‘and used as a. means of entrance into:heayen. The éeper of the, portals of the heavenly fity..Js. ndt. susceptible tu (a bribe. lustre, at least, inoney has no yilye— rink Dotrance Hopley, in Dearfiya Independent. ° i N ’ Breaking ‘It, Gently. A fondness for backing an occasional Winner wak one of Bill's, weaknesses ; that his selection didn’t always come home first coyldn't be blamed on bim. After a certaip, race,\he got home rather lite? than usual, to.be met at the door ‘by hig wife, ter face: distort- ed, with rage. Fis Whew the signs, and sank Into a chair, coritént to walt till the -clouds had ‘rellet by. When ‘at last she had to pause for, want .of breath, he, remarked, casually : “1 sayf Nell, ye lies lo ‘car ’o-peo- ple witnih’ lots. o' money, don't yer?” Vistons’ of new. hits and: even a dress floated -before’her dazzled eyes, | so the. woman, forced a smile to her lips and replied: sal sildog Tyat-L do. Tetine all-abart it.” “well.” he said, as shé nestled close to him, “a bookmaker’s been an’ gorn] an’ won gllme wages this Wweek.”— Answers, London. Movies Everywhere Triumphant. Mexleb, we, retd in’ current dis- watches has ketded to lift the heavy: censorsh'p'from the movies and to-fos- _ ies the enterprise in every way. There’ stoms to be no stopping the ‘trium- pant, march of the movie stars, siys thd Philadelphia Kedorl, — Not long ago we read that Devonshire house, the famotis rendezvous. of the whigs In’ London, hatl:. fallgn before the cinema, The Alhambya and the Em- pire, famous miysie halla, are: to £0, too, England ‘and, the continent fp- penr'to-Se as wild. forthe screen’ as we sre here. . All-doors. are opening to Jt’ Kot ‘long ago the conservative Vatloun sanctioned the picturing of an important religious fonction. Great aré the movies! Collie’s Heart Touched. A collie dog, four years old, owned by Owar ‘Cufningham of Farmthg- ton, Me., 18, thost inveterate foe of woodchucks, futtugs-In the work ot digzing and annilitjatlon,” bug she qame {home the other day carefully carrying {1 Her motth a baby woot chuck, wlifch she has since cared fot ils tendeify ns If it were one of her own puppl Mushroonts are, how grown» in: & large New York establishment which was formerly a brewery. « - Les ~~ n 1901 the a¥érage man’s output in the United States was 729 tons; last yeaf, with the aid: of »ma- chinery, it was, 1134 tons.